The Cowboys Utter Playoff Futility Needs to Be Examined

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  • @FivePointsVids
    @FivePointsVids  Před 4 měsíci +30

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    • @meaninglesscog
      @meaninglesscog Před 4 měsíci

      It works though. Talk to anyone outside the US and they hate and mock this country. So it's not that hard to say the Cowboys are similar since everyone hates and makes fun of them.

    • @mikehand5881
      @mikehand5881 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Well maybe they really are AMERICA's team

    • @mikehand5881
      @mikehand5881 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Jerry jones is the problem.Do some research for real

    • @scottdavidson526
      @scottdavidson526 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@mikehand5881He's always been the problem. What other owner do you know is GN of their own team. The guy is an ego maniac.

    • @mikehunt576
      @mikehunt576 Před 4 měsíci +1

      best time to place a bet is when you have inside tips on who will loose ;) Jerry loves gambling, his own words

  • @SportsFan2001
    @SportsFan2001 Před 4 měsíci +862

    Since their last NFC Championship appearance:
    • The Stars won a Stanley Cup
    • The Mavericks won an NBA Championship
    • The Rangers won a World Series

    • @fortynights1513
      @fortynights1513 Před 4 měsíci +82

      And their biggest rival these days it seems, the Eagles have won it all.

    • @tannerwilson4843
      @tannerwilson4843 Před 4 měsíci +35

      We may get the 2026 World Cup Final!

    • @rushilb6
      @rushilb6 Před 4 měsíci +45

      Those 3 teams also did in 2 years what the cowboys couldn’t do in 29: make their conference championship

    • @matthewshortle5274
      @matthewshortle5274 Před 4 měsíci +47

      The XFL's Arlington Renegade won a championship

    • @Creamofbullets1130
      @Creamofbullets1130 Před 4 měsíci +24

      The Dallas Wings won 3 WNBA championships

  • @PaulMcElligott
    @PaulMcElligott Před 4 měsíci +1303

    It takes a lot of chutzpah to call yourself “America’s Team” when a team literally named the PATRIOTS has won six Lombardis since the last time you got past the divisional round.

    • @user-xl4tp5ef1w
      @user-xl4tp5ef1w Před 4 měsíci +72

      The Dallas cowboys have never made the conference championship game this century

    • @skakirask
      @skakirask Před 4 měsíci +95

      This is what I'm confused about. Despite nearly 30 YEARS since their last Super Bowl appearance, the Cowboys are still the default team for bandwagoners to latch onto.

    • @philipglover3295
      @philipglover3295 Před 4 měsíci +24

      True and another team like the Chiefs, Ravens or Bills May create their own dynasty that makes it even more of a joke

    • @connercoughran4677
      @connercoughran4677 Před 4 měsíci +36

      Granted, the nickname came about in the 70s when the Cowboys were a consistent top 3 team in the NFL and won a few rings

    • @fortynights1513
      @fortynights1513 Před 4 měsíci +51

      The Cowboys didn’t choose the moniker, NFL Films did with their 1978 highlight film.
      But the Cowboys certainly have tried to embrace it.

  • @eggsngritstn
    @eggsngritstn Před 4 měsíci +405

    As my high-school basketball coach would say, "The screws are too tight. You can't win in the postseason if you're afraid to lose more than you want to win."

    • @jacobkun
      @jacobkun Před 4 měsíci +12

      That's very good advice in all my years of sports I've never heard that some how.

    • @mlbjmaur
      @mlbjmaur Před 4 měsíci +6

      Great quote

    • @b-zoneonroku2020
      @b-zoneonroku2020 Před 4 měsíci +9

      Which explains the Toronto Maple Leafs' decades of playoff futility.

    • @zlinedavid
      @zlinedavid Před 4 měsíci +10

      @@b-zoneonroku2020No, that’s just being cursed 😂

    • @mikeoleksa
      @mikeoleksa Před 4 měsíci +2

      Well said!

  • @gregofthelake
    @gregofthelake Před 4 měsíci +194

    The Cowboys haven't won since 1996. I moved to DFW in 1996. I'm not saying my curse works. I'm not saying it doesn't.

    • @tim.noonan
      @tim.noonan Před 4 měsíci +21

      I’m sorry that you’re stuck in that hellhole but thank you for your service 🫡

    • @mpetersen6
      @mpetersen6 Před 4 měsíci +11

      Do not move .EVER!

    • @DaveFu
      @DaveFu Před 4 měsíci +9

      #notallheroeswearcapes

    • @BobHank2
      @BobHank2 Před 4 měsíci +2

      I bet you don't miss those Boston winters anymore.

    • @gregofthelake
      @gregofthelake Před 4 měsíci

      @@BobHank2 Chicago, actually 😀. But I’ve been in Texas since the early 80s.

  • @YA-wr5wd
    @YA-wr5wd Před 4 měsíci +170

    The Cowboys have a culture problem first and foremost. They have excellent talent evaluators and drafters, but they dont have a driving force in the team that keeps everyone level and focused. The owner meddles and the coach is often a middle man between him and the players, instead of an actual leader.

  • @4tyu3318
    @4tyu3318 Před 4 měsíci +70

    10:28 correction: the packers actually have more since the super bowl they won was hosted at AT&T

    • @travismiller4320
      @travismiller4320 Před 4 měsíci +6

      Correction it’s both teams have 3 wins he didn’t count Dallas win over Philadelphia there on January 9th 2010 when still called Cowboys Stadium, like it was at Super Bowl 45

    • @strudelninja
      @strudelninja Před 4 měsíci

      @@travismiller4320 confirmed, I had to double check because 2 for both teams didn't sound right.

    • @travismiller4320
      @travismiller4320 Před 4 měsíci

      @@strudelninjayeah I had to also

    • @eliezerr111
      @eliezerr111 Před měsícem

      After that Super Bowl victory, the Packers being undefeated at At&T Stadium is a great blessing 🙌 😂

  • @bugulooga5065
    @bugulooga5065 Před 4 měsíci +54

    Tree's laugh of humiliation is the greatest laugh

  • @darkhawk4863
    @darkhawk4863 Před 4 měsíci +82

    Their biggest liability is Jerry's ego. It has been ever since it forced him to fire Jimmy Johnson. If he'd swallowed just a little bit of his pride and made it work with JJ... Well, my life as an Eagles fan would've been unbearable as they probably would've piled on even more championships. That team was so stacked, they managed to win another ring even with a head coach actively beefing with their QB. Then it all came apart at the seams, and Jerry's refusal to hire a head coach with a spine is why they've been treading water for decades. Long may it continue. I know I can't say much after my team basically quit after the 9ers game this season, but... we didn't get blown out at home when favoured by two scores to a bottom seed.

    • @UnclePhil1112
      @UnclePhil1112 Před 4 měsíci +2

      They easily win 4 straight super bowls had Jerry not fired Jimmy

    • @stevencooke6451
      @stevencooke6451 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Again, when rival fans start feeling bad for a team, that team is in real trouble.
      I don't understand what happened to the Eagles this year.

    • @r0cketm4n34
      @r0cketm4n34 Před 4 měsíci

      jerry doesn’t throw game losing picks tho 😂

  • @geminipanda2631
    @geminipanda2631 Před 4 měsíci +172

    It always makes me laugh when the media buys into the Cowboys regular season hype and then is flabbergasted when they get bounced in the playoffs 💀

    • @rowdycmoore
      @rowdycmoore Před 4 měsíci

      It's even worse when the media actively roots AGAINST every other team in DFW. NO ONE wanted the Mavericks to win in 2011. NO ONE wanted the Rangers to win in 2023. Let's not even get into how hockey people still want to asterisk the Stars winning The Cup in 1999. They throw every other team here under the bus while they kiss Jerry's feet.

    • @honkhonkler7732
      @honkhonkler7732 Před 4 měsíci +12

      Every team they beat this year was garbage. Saw it coming the moment AZ spanked them.

    • @AEMT-ks4so
      @AEMT-ks4so Před 4 měsíci +3

      What hype from the media? Dallas is constantly labeled a "pretender" regardless of how good theyre playing outside of Skip Bayless, who even as a Cowboys fan, i think is an idiot

    • @thepubknight6144
      @thepubknight6144 Před 4 měsíci +2

      The crazy thing is, every Green Bay QB has beaten Dallas in the playoffs and in Dallas

    • @justinbonds2002
      @justinbonds2002 Před 4 měsíci +3

      ​@@honkhonkler7732the AZ loss and the absolute SPANKING by the 49ers was all we needed to see that the Cowboys were pretenders😂

  • @ZachPfeiffer-sm4pi
    @ZachPfeiffer-sm4pi Před 4 měsíci +114

    Why do people think that if Dez caught it that it's a slam-dunk-shut-the-door guaranteed victory? You do realize that they would have to give the ball back to Aaron Rodgers with 4 minutes left, right?

    • @travismiller4320
      @travismiller4320 Před 4 měsíci +24

      Yeah it’s not like he moved Packers with less time than that against Cowboys before…🤔

    • @Asiandiskool
      @Asiandiskool Před 4 měsíci +18

      As a Cowboys fan, I would rather Rodgers tear our defense a new asshole than lose like that.

    • @johnchedsey1306
      @johnchedsey1306 Před 4 měsíci +15

      Oh most certainly Rodgers would have engineered a winning drive. But man, you hate to see the refs taint a game that badly. Except they tend to do that weekly these days.

    • @zlinedavid
      @zlinedavid Před 4 měsíci +7

      @@AsiandiskoolI can respect that position. Always better to get beat rather than beat yourself.

    • @arcwiz
      @arcwiz Před 4 měsíci +3

      That's what always annoyed me. Like you couldn't have your defense make a 3 and out with 4 minutes remaining?

  • @MrTimLee84
    @MrTimLee84 Před 4 měsíci +73

    Fun fact for those who don't know... Pittsburgh was given the moniker of America's Team first but declined it back in the 70s

    • @thepubknight6144
      @thepubknight6144 Před 4 měsíci +9

      Yup as a Steelers fan , I know there's a few people who hate them but they never say theyre arrogant
      The blue collar mentality is respected

    • @johnepants
      @johnepants Před 4 měsíci +8

      @@thepubknight6144you never met a Steelers fan from Northeast Ohio. I say half the reason Browns fans hate the Steelers is because of the fans that live around Cleveland. I had the good fortune of visiting Pitt a couple years ago and had a great conversation with the waiter at Norton’s about the rivalry, and it made me realize that Steeler fans in PA are generally ok, it’s the front running mouth breathers here that make us hate you guys lol

    • @thepubknight6144
      @thepubknight6144 Před 4 měsíci +3

      @@johnepants i agree 😂 trust me

    • @PepitoTheBiggestCatintheWorld
      @PepitoTheBiggestCatintheWorld Před 4 měsíci

      @@johnepantsI’ve known far too many Steelers “fans” who also root for the Yankees.

    • @adamhoran3831
      @adamhoran3831 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Mel Blount said its disrespectful to the rest of the league

  • @otaviofrn_adv
    @otaviofrn_adv Před 4 měsíci +29

    Adam, just one correction: the Packers have more playiff wins than the Cowboys at JerryWorld.
    They have three wins, the two vs the Cowboys and Super Bowl 45

    • @travismiller4320
      @travismiller4320 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Correction Cowboys also have 3 at AT&T stadium Eagles 2010, Lions 2015, and Seahawks 2019, I also made this mistake and had to confirm it

    • @otaviofrn_adv
      @otaviofrn_adv Před 4 měsíci

      @@travismiller4320 true...

  • @baileym4708
    @baileym4708 Před 4 měsíci +32

    The last time they were in the NFC Championship game, Google didn't exist. Think about it, expansion teams, Carolina Panthers have been 4 times and Jax Jaguars (AFC Championship obviously) have been 3 times while the Cowboys have 0 in that time frame. They have 4 playoff wins in 24 freaking years. Brock Purdy has 2 wins after just half of season in his career.

    • @zlinedavid
      @zlinedavid Před 4 měsíci +8

      My beloved but goddamn Bengals have made two conference championship games and one Super Bowl since Dallas made the NFC championship.
      That really makes you look over your shoulder expecting to see locusts, frogs or some other sign of the apocalypse.

    • @SkunkApe407
      @SkunkApe407 Před 4 měsíci +2

      The Buccaneers also won two Super Bowls in that time. Tampa Bay went from having winless seasons in the same year Dallas was dubbed "America's Team", to winning Super Bowls while Dallas forgot how to survive the Post Season. The downfall of Dallas has fueled the rise of several other teams.

    • @DeosPraetorian
      @DeosPraetorian Před 4 měsíci

      ​ Hell the entire NFC South has had more playoff success than the cowboys have since their last super bowl@@SkunkApe407

    • @snowballthepro2926
      @snowballthepro2926 Před 2 měsíci +1

      The Detroit Lions. 0 16 Detroit Lions went to the Nfc championship game before dem cowboys did. I dont think there is a clever enough line to say to explain that!

  • @aaronfolsom6677
    @aaronfolsom6677 Před 4 měsíci +20

    Correction, Packers have 3 post season wins in Jerrys world. We be counting the 2010 SuperBowl which was played here.

  • @maxxjapan619
    @maxxjapan619 Před 4 měsíci +12

    Also, Captain America wouldn't be a Cowboys fan. Steve Rogers is from Brooklyn. No way he'd EVER root for an NFC East rival.

  • @AGoodVibe
    @AGoodVibe Před 4 měsíci +29

    It’s Jerry. Until he’s not running the show, expect this to continue. Sincerely, a lifelong Cowboys fan.

    • @otaviofrn_adv
      @otaviofrn_adv Před 4 měsíci +6

      At long last
      A fan willing to blame the only constant in all of this failure: JERRAL WAYNE JONES

    • @matthewcarroll2533
      @matthewcarroll2533 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Ikr, not sure why people can't see it. He's the only thing that's endured through all the bullshit and he meddles like crazy.

    • @somebody9889
      @somebody9889 Před 4 měsíci +6

      Jerry Jones micromanages EVERYTHING. That's what you DON'T do. Guy is the owner AND GM. Yeah, that'll go well....lol

    • @sheepherder911
      @sheepherder911 Před 4 měsíci +3

      ​@otaviofrn_adv im not sure who you've been chatting at, but as a lifelong dallas fan, anyone who's on this horse will tell you Jerry was and is the problem.

    • @justsomeguy9325
      @justsomeguy9325 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@sheepherder911 Preach!

  • @GWEBrasil15
    @GWEBrasil15 Před 4 měsíci +61

    When videos of the lockerrooms after week 17 already showed big difference and who was going to win, Mike was just congratulating everybody in very general terms while Lafleur was very good at motivating even with stats of the players!

  • @user-bx2eh6xt5j
    @user-bx2eh6xt5j Před 4 měsíci +43

    So long jerry jones meddles, this team will never go anywhere

    • @talkingthetalk3640
      @talkingthetalk3640 Před 4 měsíci +2

      I hope Jerry lives forever

    • @UnclePhil1112
      @UnclePhil1112 Před 4 měsíci

      @@talkingthetalk3640and it’ll continue with his son, when he takes over the team

  • @teezuscollins2930
    @teezuscollins2930 Před 4 měsíci +18

    Literally right after I watched this video I seen the Cowboys are keeping McCarthy. 😂😂

    • @Zach-mw5so
      @Zach-mw5so Před 4 měsíci +1

      It never changes with this team lol

    • @MrSayonara28
      @MrSayonara28 Před 4 měsíci +1

      I was about to end it all right there when I saw the news,this franchise is such a joke at this point and I’m saying it with my heart completely broken.

    • @weregretohio7728
      @weregretohio7728 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Yeah, keep the guy who never should have been hired. Classic Jerry 🤡 Maybe they can call up Jason Garrett for another rodeo.

  • @snappy452
    @snappy452 Před 4 měsíci +29

    Being a Giants fan, I feel like the opposite of what happens here (the media attacks and tears down everyone whenever possible) happens in Dallas and thats thanks in big part to Jerreh. Inside the Dallas bubble they get comfortable, they get big headed and they stroll into the Playoffs acting like gods who are merely there as a formality to their ascension...and then they find out the other team actually showed up and get smacked in the face. They're always talented but they always seem to play like they're surprised the opponent is putting up such a fight in the playoffs.
    May this continue perpetually.

    • @deeee4663
      @deeee4663 Před 4 měsíci +2

      I am a giants fan also and I back this theory 100%. If the giants were ever as confident as these cowboys were in the regular season about a superbowl they may get jumped in the parking lot and they definitely would be verbally berated for 1.5 weeks 10 hours a day on WFAN for each singular arrogant comment 😂 cowboys are definitely in a bubble

  • @Jonathandoeforth
    @Jonathandoeforth Před 4 měsíci +14

    That you had both Utree infectious laughter, and Scooter’s mocking laughter at himself, this is amazing.

  • @scottcarter8864
    @scottcarter8864 Před 4 měsíci +11

    Scooter is gonna get dunked on so hard on clickbait tomorrow.

  • @SRTBadbrains90
    @SRTBadbrains90 Před 4 měsíci +12

    Poor Scooter 😂😂😂😂

    • @thekingbarrelmaker7642
      @thekingbarrelmaker7642 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Sorry but I don't feel bad for him.

    • @Coyotek4
      @Coyotek4 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@thekingbarrelmaker7642 I would, were it not for all the talking from Day One of this season (and possibly every season).

  • @nuevoHughHoney
    @nuevoHughHoney Před 4 měsíci +13

    1990s- Cowboys own the Packers, Packers own the 49ers (no, the game where Jerry Rice got away with fumbling the ball doesn't count)
    2010-20s- 49ers own the Packers, Packers own the Cowboys
    Edit- if Dez caught it, Rice fumbled it

    • @fortynights1513
      @fortynights1513 Před 4 měsíci

      Even if the 49ers had beaten the Packers without controversy in 1998, they’d still have lost three of four.
      The Niners and Packers are about to play each other in the divisional round again speaking of which.

  • @aaronwagner9825
    @aaronwagner9825 Před 4 měsíci +6

    Since 1996 There have been:
    18 different Baseball clubs have won the world series (Excluding Back to Back Champions, and teams that won it since 1996)
    11 different NBA teams have won the championship (Excluding teams that won it back to back and teams that won it since 1996)
    12 different teams have won the superbowl (Excluding teams that won it back to back and teams that won it since 1996)
    15 different teams have won the stanley cup (Excluding teams that won it back to back and teams that won it since 1996)
    16 different NASCAR Drivers have won the Cup series championship (Excluding drivers that won it back to back and drivers that won it since 1996)

    • @fortynights1513
      @fortynights1513 Před 4 měsíci

      And plenty more have gotten into a semifinal round at least once, even my Mariners have done that twice since then.

  • @brianmoore6724
    @brianmoore6724 Před 4 měsíci +11

    TV show Dallas gave them false sense of superiority as well especially since the stadium was used in the opening credits

  • @iantank1033
    @iantank1033 Před 4 měsíci +9

    I view being a Cowboys fan like buying a lottery ticket every season. In order for the ticket to win, i need all 20 numbers to be the same, and every week i scratch off and reveal a number.
    I know that the first 17 numbers will match, but the last 3 will always be different. I enjoy looking at the numbers match up, but i know not to get my hopes up.
    Would it be cool of they did? Of course. But im not gonna to believe it till it happens

  • @cl5619
    @cl5619 Před 4 měsíci +10

    Mark Sanchez has as many PO wins (4) as Tony and Dak combined

  • @christmashake8968
    @christmashake8968 Před 4 měsíci +10

    The problem with this team--as there has been for a LONG time--is that they don't know how to work together and be on the same page when it matters the most. Too many times have individual players and coaches been having excellent seasons stat-wise, but also making their share of boneheaded decisions in-game preventing them from winning more and achieving their full potential--and seemingly only coming alive when the adversity is minimal and games already out of reach. This is 100% a culture issue that starts with Jerry.

  • @nickinportland
    @nickinportland Před 4 měsíci +5

    I’m not a cowboys fan but my whole family is and it is truly brutal watching them watch the cowboys when I’m home. 😂

  • @ComicSams48
    @ComicSams48 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Welp, just got the B/R notification that they're keeping McCarthy 😂

  • @jackpackage287
    @jackpackage287 Před 4 měsíci +5

    That Dez catch happened 5 years after Megatron had that same ruling, and since the Calvin Johnson incident I clearly remember every broadcast hitting the same point. "You must maintain position when going to the ground..." and it's clear Dez poses's the ball while going to the floor then he losses position when he hits the floor. It's not even a thing, he didn't complete the process.
    5 YEARS after the Megatron, people act as if Dez non-catch was a new thing.

  • @Mistertbones
    @Mistertbones Před 4 měsíci +8

    The Cowboys front office, and many of their fans, are still in denial.

    • @zlinedavid
      @zlinedavid Před 4 měsíci

      And by “Cowboys front office”, you mean Jerry.

  • @garcjr
    @garcjr Před 4 měsíci +38

    Me being a lifelong Cowboys fan know we can draft a #1 QB get a coach like Belichick and still loose in the playoffs.
    I stopped blaming the players for our problems, I'm even at the point where it doesn't matter who we put in as coach solves the problem. You stated it best. We're a great regular season team that has no identity.

    • @bryson1482
      @bryson1482 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Same thing too with me being a Rockets fan

    • @somebody9889
      @somebody9889 Před 4 měsíci +9

      An owner who micromanages the crap out of everything. He's even the GM too. You can't micromanage people at a normal job, it fucks with everyone, so why do it with billion dollar football franchise?
      That's a problem that isn't so easily solved.
      I've been saying it for years. Ownership.

    • @ohgeezrick2019
      @ohgeezrick2019 Před 4 měsíci

      If cowboys fans weren’t so obnoxious the football gods would take pity on y’all eventually

    • @antisocialextrovert5062
      @antisocialextrovert5062 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@somebody9889right on the money.

    • @choosecarefully408
      @choosecarefully408 Před 4 měsíci

      When people idealize a thing, they can never see its faults. You *idealize* this sport. Then the order goes The Franchise, its coaches then the players. So yeah, everyone looks only to _which players_ to blame when things don't go as planned.
      But cripes, did you Not Notice ANY DIFFERENCES in the play-calling from last year? Did none of you notice _why_ Dak threw far fewer INTs?
      No, because answering those questions requires looking at the coaches & the franchise that hires them with a critical eye & THAT is something y'all will continue to refuse to do, ensuring this disappointment continues 'cause y'all don't wanna figure out how to resolve it.

  • @fsanmiguel666
    @fsanmiguel666 Před 4 měsíci +7

    Fun fact: The Miami Dolphins last playoff win is more recent than the Cowboys last appearance in the NFC Championship Game!

  • @jadencho5736
    @jadencho5736 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Bro WTF happened to Dak's eyes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GucciMarlin25
    @GucciMarlin25 Před 4 měsíci +27

    Masterpiece of a video, as a Packers fan I can truly say that thank God that we dont have McCarthy anymore

  • @victorleoncio1079
    @victorleoncio1079 Před 4 měsíci +5

    Nice touch there to include UTree's madman laugh, Five...

  • @robertpainter8044
    @robertpainter8044 Před 4 měsíci +6

    Minor correction.. Green Bay has 3 wins in the post season at Jerry World. Twice in the playoffs and Super Bowl 45.

  • @ynotefil
    @ynotefil Před 4 měsíci +2

    Skip Has Been Throwing Away & Re-buying His Cowgirls Gear Since 1997. Lol! Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @guillotine06
    @guillotine06 Před 4 měsíci +5

    It's not self-proclaimed. NFL Films gave us that nickname.

  • @bigpelican7302
    @bigpelican7302 Před 4 měsíci +12

    As a Cowboys fan, I've come to enjoy the end of season examinations. We deserve to get shat on continuously until we win something of significance. Great Video

  • @TheRangerman00
    @TheRangerman00 Před 4 měsíci +6

    I wasn’t expecting the going out for cigarettes joke. I mean that was top notch hilarious thank you for the laugh.

  • @toadofsteel
    @toadofsteel Před 4 měsíci +4

    All the sad Scooter clips made this even funnier.

  • @joryfarice
    @joryfarice Před 4 měsíci +6

    Good news, everyone! McCarthy is in for another year!

  • @TXnine7nine
    @TXnine7nine Před 4 měsíci +6

    The amount of Scooter clips you have in your Cowboy troll videos is hilarious 😂

  • @Jasontyo
    @Jasontyo Před 4 měsíci +7

    The failure only solidifies the delusion

  • @rollercoasterfweak
    @rollercoasterfweak Před 4 měsíci +5

    What's not talked about in the Dez Bryant game is how the Packers drove to the Red zone at the two minute warning and took knees to run out the clock. That TD would've just delayed an inevitable TD by the Packers in return. Dallas D was out of gas.

  • @ZachPfeiffer-sm4pi
    @ZachPfeiffer-sm4pi Před 4 měsíci +33

    After that "win" against Detroit, most people knew this was coming. Or at least you should have seen it coming. They never should have been seeded that high. They might have had a shot against the Rams but had no chance against the red-hot Packers.

    • @matthewcarroll2533
      @matthewcarroll2533 Před 4 měsíci +8

      With how well the Rams played against the Lions, I highly doubt Dallas would've stood a chance against them either.

    • @cypher787
      @cypher787 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Not sure why you're putting the word win in quotes especially since your boy Aiden Hutchinson got away with a blatant trip which would've given Dallas the first down and end the game before you'd even have a chance at that 2pt conversion

    • @ZachPfeiffer-sm4pi
      @ZachPfeiffer-sm4pi Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@cypher787 Because any reasonable NFL fan knows that the Lions got screwed. They missed the tripping call, I get it, but if they want to get the first down, why would Dak throw 10 yards behind the sticks? CeeDee can easily win a 1 on 1 vs. Cam Sutton or Kindle Vildor. Cowboys fans also forget that Detroit easily marched down the field against that piss-poor Cowboys defense. Wether they get screwed with 10 seconds to go or 30 doesn't matter, it still happened and 99% of the league an anyone without implicit bias toward the Cowboys saw it.

  • @krissolson7043
    @krissolson7043 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Jerry announced today they aren't firing McCarthy. 😂😂

  • @johnchedsey1306
    @johnchedsey1306 Před 4 měsíci +5

    2024 to me is the most baffling collapse. While I did pick the Packers to upset, my assumption was a close game with a late FG by the Packers to seal the deal. Not have it sealed in the 2nd quarter. There's just too much damn talent on the Cowboys roster to be flopping like this.
    But since I'm not a fan of theirs, it's really damned funny.

  • @hecksters423
    @hecksters423 Před 4 měsíci +2

    As long as Darth Jerry is Emperor of the Cowboys, nothing will ever change within the Cowboys.

  • @nasis18
    @nasis18 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Dak’s favorite playoff audible is codenamed “Titanic.”

  • @cidiracing7481
    @cidiracing7481 Před 4 měsíci +6

    Prescott is an alright QB, but if you have no run game and just have to pass the whole time, you end up with interceptions sooner or later.
    They should go and get Bill while they have a decent team. I don't think Bill is going to coach for many more seasons, and that's his best option to get success in the next few years. Something like the Washington rebuild is a very long project.

    • @Horus_the_Lupercal
      @Horus_the_Lupercal Před 4 měsíci

      I doubt Bill and Jerry could or would work together.

    • @zlinedavid
      @zlinedavid Před 4 měsíci

      Parcells and Jerry weren’t exactly drinking buddies. Belechik and Jerry would likely be the same way.

    • @justafan-tn4ny
      @justafan-tn4ny Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@zlinedavidyeah but ppl say bill's coaching philosophy and way of doing things would probably clash with Jerry's need to be included and the face of the team. That's just the discourse i'v seen

  • @SchmidtyProductions27
    @SchmidtyProductions27 Před 4 měsíci +2

    My Texans (who have only existed since 2002) have more playoff wins since the last Cowboys Super Bowl than the Cowboys do

  • @rowdycmoore
    @rowdycmoore Před 4 měsíci +2

    Here's what makes it even sweeter: When the Cows won their last Super Bowl, no other active major league team in DFW had ever even played for a championship, unless you count the Dallas Sidekicks of the Major Indoor Soccer League in 1987. If you were a fan of the Mavericks, Stars or Texas Rangers, you were bullied mercilessly by Cow Sheep for your team never winning a title in what "isn't a REAL sport anyway." As of November 1, 2023, when the Texas Rangers FINALLY won the World Series, every single one of those three other teams has won a championship since the last time the Cows touched Lombardi. Even FC Dallas has at least played for the MLS Cup back in 2010. Sweet Victory indeed.

  • @AFLOVEable
    @AFLOVEable Před 4 měsíci +9

    Have we reached the stage, where hate for Dallas morphes into pity? Na, can have both.

    • @FivePointsVids
      @FivePointsVids  Před 4 měsíci +7

      Never lol

    • @otaviofrn_adv
      @otaviofrn_adv Před 4 měsíci

      Only one former or current Cowboy that I feel for: Jimmy Johnson

    • @AFLOVEable
      @AFLOVEable Před 4 měsíci

      But he's in the end, the one who cemented that supremacy feeling in the Cowboys and the entitlement among organization and fans.@@otaviofrn_adv

  • @bernie472
    @bernie472 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Americas team is now Americas punching bag.

  • @seand67
    @seand67 Před 4 měsíci +6

    They made Stephen A. Smith a star

  • @alanpeel1981
    @alanpeel1981 Před 4 měsíci +24

    There was also a reason as to why they exist. Because of the founding of the American Football League with the establishment of a team in Dallas, the league agreed to expand after having told several of the AFL's founding owners that they were not interested in expansion. The most notable was Lamar Hunt whose Dallas Texans found themselves pitted against the Cowboys. Ultimately, Hunt moved the team knowing that the NFL would do whatever it took to make sure the Cowboys succeeded at the expense of the Texans.

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 Před 4 měsíci +7

      many people are unaware that the Chiefs used to be a Dallas based team for a minute originally
      Or that Houston weren't the first "texans"

    • @fortynights1513
      @fortynights1513 Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@thepolarphantasm2319Credit those Texans for winning an AFL title in 62 before they moved.

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 Před 4 měsíci +6

      @@fortynights1513 one of my favorite pieces of weird ancient NFL trivia is the wartime existence of the Pennsylvania Steagles, lol.
      Feels very much like some comic book crossover event, like when Magneto and Professor X combined to become Onslaught... until you realize all the talented players were storming Normandy, so it was just two decimated rosters of jabronis wearing odd uniforms 😂

    • @fletchbg
      @fletchbg Před 4 měsíci +1

      There's another reason for the Cowboys existence, independent of the arrival of the AFL: the Redskins.
      PART 1:
      See, in 1958 Dallas oilman Clint Murchison negotiated with Redskins owner GP Marshall to buy the team and MOVE them to Dallas.
      It was all done, but then Marshall tried to change one last condition. The terms were to allow Marshall to run the team after their move for 5 years... but then Marshall said he wanted 10. Murchison had had enough and told him to go screw himself; the deal was off.
      PART 2:
      Oh yes, this is still about the Redskins. See, 2 years later when Hunt and Adams started the AFL, Murchison went back to the NFL and said, cmon, you gotta let me start a team in Dallas now. The only owner voting against the expansion? You guessed it, GP Marshall.
      (He considered his team's franchise territory to be ALL of the South, more specfically the former Confederate states; his team's fight song included "fight for old Dixie" in its original lyrics.)
      Well, Murchison got tipped off that Marshall's relationship with the leader of the Redskins' marching band, Barnee Breeskin, had become badly soured. Murchison negotiated with Breeskin to buy the rights to what Breeskin had composed, and still owned, as the Washington fight song, "Hail to the Redskins".
      Then he threatened Marshall to never allow him to play his team's fight song again if he didnt vote in favor of the expansion (which originally included Houston too).
      Marshall agreed, the owners voted, the Cowboys were born, and Marshall got his song back.
      EPILOGUE:
      Marshall had a habit of pissing off the people under him to the point where they sought revenge; Harry Wismer was a minority owner of the Redskins who got disgruntled with Marshall... and then founded the Jets. That's right, we can blame BOTH the Jets AND the Cowboys on the Redskins.
      And Marshall wasnt just an asshole who gave his team a racist name and a racist fight song and pissed off everyone he worked with. He also was a racist who insisted on keeping his team segregated until JFK threatened to have his lease at the brand new stadium in Washington, on federal land, revoked if he didnt integrate. Marshall finally gave in in 1962, the last NFL owner to do so.

    • @ivantheteribul
      @ivantheteribul Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@thepolarphantasm2319 The year after that was Card-Pitt, the merger of the Steelers and then-Chicago Cardinals. They lost all their games and got known as "Car-Pitt" or the "Carpets" because the league went and walked all over them.

  • @southy98
    @southy98 Před 4 měsíci +3

    What made this recent collapse so puzzling is just the lack of fight. It was the equivalent of watching someone go into the fetal position.

    • @Wargasm54
      @Wargasm54 Před 4 měsíci

      Bingo. Yeah, it’s bad to lose regardless. But at least go out fighting. The Cowboys were all sitting on the sidelines looking like prison rape victims 😂. No fight at all. Utterly pathetic.

  • @nasis18
    @nasis18 Před 4 měsíci +3

    The only other NFC teams not to make MULTIPLE NFC Championship appearances since realignment?
    Detroit and Washington.
    Good company.

  • @fwsauerteig
    @fwsauerteig Před 4 měsíci +3

    The so-called Dez Bryant catch was correctly overturned.

  • @nathanielduncan4692
    @nathanielduncan4692 Před 4 měsíci +4

    I mean let's face it the dallas cowboys are los angeles dodgers of the nfl great regular seasons but choke when it matters most in the playoffs.

  • @motormatt5447
    @motormatt5447 Před 4 měsíci +1

    This is your single greatest video. “It’s not even up for debate”. Love ya 5’s!

  • @ClemInTimeProductions
    @ClemInTimeProductions Před 4 měsíci +6

    Like the use of UTree

  • @matthewgliatto7339
    @matthewgliatto7339 Před 4 měsíci +49

    I’m an Eagles fan, and I feel sorry for the Cowboys fan base. That shows you how sad it is. 😕

    • @tweezerjam
      @tweezerjam Před 4 měsíci

      Ehhh… maybe the texas locals but not the cockroaches around here. They can whine all they want.

    • @sjoldzic10
      @sjoldzic10 Před 4 měsíci

      I almost feel sorry for the Cowboys fans.....and then I remember the metric ton of shit that those same arrogant Cowboys fans talk every single year ad nauseum....and then I feel less sorry.

    • @xypherus777
      @xypherus777 Před 4 měsíci

      Don't feel bad for the majority of these fans. They're nothing but a bunch of delusional idiots who keep celebrating mediocrity year in and year out. I don't feel bad for the large chunk of my fellow fanbase because honestly they're part of the problem.
      I appreciate the sympathy, but reserve it for the few fans of Dallas that actually have some brain cells

    • @snoozeflu
      @snoozeflu Před 4 měsíci

      Don't feel sorry. I don't speak for all cowboys fans but I personally would rather miss the playoffs 50 years in a row than support the iggles.

    • @Wargasm54
      @Wargasm54 Před 4 měsíci

      As an Eagles fan you got enough of your own problems 😂. Spend your grief wisely 😂

  • @felixorozco6514
    @felixorozco6514 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Damn son😂

  • @georgemousmoules2173
    @georgemousmoules2173 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Aaaaand McCarthy just got confirmed as the HC next year!

  • @jadoyon
    @jadoyon Před 4 měsíci +3

    The ball hit the ground in 2014, that is why it was incomplete. It would still be incomplete today because he did not maintain possession of the ball to the ground and it hit the ground. Very easy incomplete call.

    • @FivePointsVids
      @FivePointsVids  Před 4 měsíci +3

      He takes 3 steps plus a football move. Just curious how long do you have to go to the ground? Not trying to be obtuse but after the second step he’s a runner.

  • @Yeagerallday
    @Yeagerallday Před 4 měsíci +2

    This vid came out before Jones confirmed McCarthy would return next season 😂

  • @EmmaBonn96
    @EmmaBonn96 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Can’t wait for scooter to have to talk about it tomorrow

  • @a17yearoldonyoutubeluigi
    @a17yearoldonyoutubeluigi Před 4 měsíci +7

    Honestly they should consider themselves lucky they have any titles in the last 30 years or else they would truly be the Leafs of the NFL more than they already are.

    • @fortynights1513
      @fortynights1513 Před 4 měsíci

      Counting their old history, the Browns are arguably more like the Leafs.

  • @paulmysliborski4832
    @paulmysliborski4832 Před 4 měsíci +2

    The Cowboys star is not a logo. It's a rating. 😆😅🤣😂

  • @HolyReality891
    @HolyReality891 Před 4 měsíci

    As always, thank you for the wonderful video! You should be getting at least double your views in my opinion
    You have a great channel !

  • @bellacose3837
    @bellacose3837 Před 4 měsíci +3

    "That was a catch" Under sane catch rules, yes. But the catch rules were a mess that year. The call was correct even if it shouldn't have been by any sane metric

  • @tweezerjam
    @tweezerjam Před 4 měsíci +3

    As an Eagles fan, I’m comforted by the perpetual Cowboys choke job. It’s a great consolation prize when we suck as well. But they suck harder.

    • @MrSayonara28
      @MrSayonara28 Před 4 měsíci

      Y’all were Super Bowl favorites for 95% of the season until y’all went into a downward spiral and lost to freaking Tampa Bay(a team we actually beat last time). Your downfall has been absolutely MONUMENTAL. Y’all suck way harder bro💀

    • @tweezerjam
      @tweezerjam Před 4 měsíci

      @@MrSayonara28 you look like a chump trying to rank how much we both shit the bed. Whatever man we both finished in the same round. I wouldn’t be boasting about anything. Fly Eagles Fly 🦅

    • @MrSayonara28
      @MrSayonara28 Před 4 měsíci

      @@tweezerjam I’m just saying y’all do suck harder bro. But yes,we all are the NFC Least,hell maybe the Commanders get better than us…sike💀

  • @erikaenander5374
    @erikaenander5374 Před 4 měsíci

    Thank you so much1. I think I’m going to watch this whenever I feel a little down. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dtice69
    @dtice69 Před 4 měsíci +45

    As a Niners fan who spent the better part of his teens AND 20s watching an absolutely dogshit on-field product, all I can say is that while we also have an extensive streak of not winning the SB currently going on, the recent playoff revenge we've been able to take against the Packers (*knock on wood, hopefully Saturday goes good for us) and Cowboys is cathartic.

    • @fortynights1513
      @fortynights1513 Před 4 měsíci +6

      Niners hot take I have:
      If Steve Young doesn’t get hurt in 1995, your team repeats, and we’d be debating whether the team of the 90’s should be San Francisco, Dallas, or Denver.
      You had a pretty good season this year from a Seahawks fan.
      The second best team statistically to Baltimore by some stats I calculate, and maybe you could have reached 15 wins without injuries.

    • @c.l.freeman7654
      @c.l.freeman7654 Před 4 měsíci +3

      ​@fortynights1513 Nope, because the 49ers had a little problem getting past the Packers and in 96 they won it all. Only a non call fumble by Rice allowed you to advance in 98 but otherwise the Packers owned S F.

    • @fortynights1513
      @fortynights1513 Před 4 měsíci

      ⁠​⁠@@c.l.freeman7654To clarify what I am thinking:
      In 1995, the Niners went 11-5, and they had five games where Steve Young was injured and didn’t play (Elvis Grbac was the backup), two of which were close losses to Carolina and New Orleans.
      I think San Fran goes 13-3 with Young playing those games, and importantly is the number one seed.
      You are correct, they didn’t play well against Green Bay in the playoffs in those years. However in that 95 postseason, Green Bay lost to Dallas.
      If San Francisco was the one seed, that matchup could’ve occurred in the divisional round.
      If Dallas had beaten Green Bay, then I’m taking San Francisco over Philadelphia (who they would’ve played in the divisional), Dallas (who they played in 95 on the road and beat), and I say they beat Pittsburgh in the Super Bowl and repeat.
      That’s why in 1995 I think there’s a world where San Francisco could have dodged Green Bay and gone all the way if Steve Young didn’t get hurt.
      San Francisco had pretty good teams the next three seasons as well, but in 96 and 97 I don’t think there’s a way they could’ve avoided Green Bay, and in 98 their defense was showing its age, and I don’t think there’s a way they could’ve made it further than they did (not just the blown call before Terrell Owens’ catch, but the Falcons and Vikings were both better).
      From a Seahawks fan, that’s a hot take I have about the 49ers.

    • @drcox012
      @drcox012 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Glad to see a Niners fan acknowledging their suspiciously Cowboys-esque playoff woes.
      The problem with the Niners is everyone is willing to get on their knees and bob back and forth for Kyle Shanahan right up until he blows it in the playoffs.

    • @EmptyHand49
      @EmptyHand49 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@drcox012 No way you think Shanahan is the problem for our playoff losses

  • @jasonbanks68
    @jasonbanks68 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Breaking news about 30 minutes ago, McCarthy will come back as HC. How bout them Cowboys.

  • @bernievandenheuvel
    @bernievandenheuvel Před 4 měsíci +4

    The problem with the Dez catch is that the rules for a complete catch at that time were different than today. Back then you had to maintain possession through the ground. Dez did not. He made a football move which would constitute a catch today, however this football move led him to losing possession as he hit the ground, therefore making it an incomplete pass at this time in the league.

    • @jay2thaudy
      @jay2thaudy Před 4 měsíci

      Even today I don't think they fall it a catch. He didn't "take 3 steps," he caught the ball and was falling to the ground and he didn't maintain control. Falling down wouldn't be considered a football move.

  • @skakirask
    @skakirask Před 4 měsíci +3

    How can a team that has not won a championship in nearly 30 years still get the moniker of "America's Team" when another dynasty rose, fell, rose again, and fell again during that time? Why are the Cowboys still the default team for bandwagoners?

    • @zlinedavid
      @zlinedavid Před 4 měsíci

      And that team that rose, fell and rose again are named the PATRIOTS, and are still not “Americas team”

  • @Sam-el2we
    @Sam-el2we Před 4 měsíci +2

    Speaking as a native Texans, in the last 25 years, the cowboys have been all hat and no cattle

  • @calvinchan8511
    @calvinchan8511 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Tree's laugh in the background pretty much sums up the boys.

  • @nyr14
    @nyr14 Před 4 měsíci +1

    6:08 Brandon Jacobs absolutely heaving the ball at the play clock IN Dallas is an all time Giants moment

  • @cassandranugent2443
    @cassandranugent2443 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Honestly at times I wondered if the Packers knew the plays because of the signals and audibles. They sounded a lot like the signals McCarthy used in Green Bay.

  • @jordanroman841
    @jordanroman841 Před 4 měsíci +2

    The Eagles since that time 7 trips to the NFC Championship, 3 Super Bowl appearances and a Super Bowl Championship with 4 different coaches.

  • @fatboyjr364
    @fatboyjr364 Před 4 měsíci +1

    As of 7 hours after this video is out head coach MIKE is BACKKKKK as a giants fan IM SO HAPPY

  • @Egonzales85
    @Egonzales85 Před 4 měsíci

    This was a great vid man. I’m subbed.

  • @courteouscarpenter7811
    @courteouscarpenter7811 Před 4 měsíci

    I've been waiting for this I've been checking waiting for it

  • @ilPadrinoCorleone
    @ilPadrinoCorleone Před 4 měsíci +4

    I don't think that McCarthy is the only one that needs to go in Dallas. I think that Jerry Jones needs to go too. And if he is not willing to go, at least stop meddling and get a real GM.

    • @Asiandiskool
      @Asiandiskool Před 4 měsíci

      Brother, I've been begging for this old demented fart to drop himself as GM. He's the only common denominator left...

  • @davethefishdudesteinbock5518
    @davethefishdudesteinbock5518 Před 4 měsíci +5

    I love watching the Dallas Chokeboys in the playoffs

  • @nick2s
    @nick2s Před 4 měsíci +2

    Fun facts, Dallas was the first #1 seed in the NFC to ever lose their first playoff game in the playoff format started in 1990. Then they became the first 2 seed ever to lose to the 7th seed, what other embarrasing first can occur next?

  • @mjalejo9375
    @mjalejo9375 Před 4 měsíci

    Man scoot is all over youtube right now I swear haha. this might be a blessing in disguise

  • @ajjulius6561
    @ajjulius6561 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Watching this video as the Cowboys front office confirms that McCarthy will be staying for another season (last of his contract) is pretty interesting 😂.

  • @mekorn29
    @mekorn29 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Keep up the great content, and go Pack go!

  • @BondandBourne
    @BondandBourne Před 4 měsíci +1

    11:25 just saw a Schefter tweet saying that McCarthy is staying for another year 🤣🤣🤣

  • @slimjim8948
    @slimjim8948 Před 4 měsíci +2

    One thing you’re wrong about the Packers have more playoff win in AT&T Stadium because because you forgot to mention the Super Bowl in 2011

  • @Apolonio-of8xf
    @Apolonio-of8xf Před 4 měsíci +1

    Greetings From Spring 🌼 Valley California In The United States of America!!!!!