Jon Jones EXPOSED Again? Admits To Being PEGGED By Wife? "Hey Blue Eyes" Meltdown? PART 3!

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  • This is my reaction to Jon Jones having a meltdown on social media dm's and accidentally revealing that his wife pegs him and also a story about Vinny Shoreman who claims that Jon Jones came on to him in a haram way, let me know what you guys think in the comments section down below.
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  • @the-mma-guru
    @the-mma-guru  Před 28 dny +1449

    Part 4 I'm leaking the video of him getting backshots off Luke Thomas.

    • @nasvsan6191
      @nasvsan6191 Před 28 dny +54

      Pause too far

    • @Esper320
      @Esper320 Před 28 dny +27

      Ayo

    • @AaronTats
      @AaronTats Před 28 dny +24

      Part 4 is where you jump the shark and just straight up interview Officer Nerd

    • @Cub__
      @Cub__ Před 28 dny +6

      Ayoo chill bill

    • @stonecold316339
      @stonecold316339 Před 28 dny

      🐖 is mad he never kissed a girl. He's also mad that a BLAQ MAN is the 🐐

  • @jordbehoopin
    @jordbehoopin Před 28 dny +3176

    Babe wake up Jones is gay pt 3

    • @Hoc-Dolliday
      @Hoc-Dolliday Před 28 dny +26

      You can still edit this

    • @Magneticitist
      @Magneticitist Před 28 dny +18

      Happy Birthday grandma Jones is gay though

    • @ggthewhale
      @ggthewhale Před 28 dny +48

      @@Hoc-Dolliday no it's perfect as is

    • @Hoc-Dolliday
      @Hoc-Dolliday Před 28 dny +10

      @@ggthewhale all he had to add was
      “is on.”

    • @charliec2966
      @charliec2966 Před 28 dny +7

      ​@@Hoc-Dolliday YOU ASWELL.

  • @diplamatikjuan3595
    @diplamatikjuan3595 Před 28 dny +1935

    Jon "Boned" Jones

  • @Pinpadprompts
    @Pinpadprompts Před 28 dny +159

    Jon using the Navy SEAL copypasta unironically lmao

    • @jaktorrents68
      @jaktorrents68 Před 28 dny +22

      His father also worked at Nintendo

    • @bmustardman
      @bmustardman Před 23 dny

      @@jaktorrents68 fuck i just commented the whole pasta on this vid LMAO

  • @Hennannice
    @Hennannice Před 27 dny +25

    "hey blue eyes" is something no straight man has said to another man ever not once

  • @nomudnolotus4410
    @nomudnolotus4410 Před 28 dny +1282

    This confirms it. Jon's not ducking Tom, he's playing hard to get in a flirtatious way because he likes the chase. 🙅🏿‍♀

  • @VryanMMA
    @VryanMMA Před 28 dny +1213

    This trilogy will forever be immortalized in UFC history

  • @macgod1172
    @macgod1172 Před 28 dny +162

    I'm surprised you never once mentioned
    "boo boo wild thang" this entire series.
    In case anyone forgot, in the arrest footage of Jon Jones the police seize his phone and you can see someone is calling Jon's phone and he has them saved as "boo boo wild thang"

    • @gimpystimpy5304
      @gimpystimpy5304 Před 28 dny +28

      this cannot be true lmao that’s hilarious

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest Před 28 dny +20

      ​@@gimpystimpy5304 It's true 😂

    • @libertarianpunk8558
      @libertarianpunk8558 Před 28 dny +8

      Bro ain’t no way

    • @gimpystimpy5304
      @gimpystimpy5304 Před 28 dny +9

      @@TheStraightestWhitest lmao he’s been arrested so many times i tried to find the footage and couldn’t, which time was it specifically?

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest Před 28 dny +19

      @@gimpystimpy5304 It's in the SBN footage, the 28 minute one. Around 25:40 in that video you can see it.

  • @LeftLaneMMA
    @LeftLaneMMA Před 28 dny +86

    Jones doesn’t wanna fight Tom coz he knows he’ll get pounded and it’ll bring back flashbacks with his wife and he’ll have a meltdown.

    • @Dukestboy96
      @Dukestboy96 Před 28 dny +15

      If he can't handle his wife imagine how big Tommy aspinalls gonna feel. Almost starting to understand Jon now

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest Před 28 dny +3

      Aspinall won a member measuring contest against Pavlovich, so yeah Jon definitely doesn't want his Saxon Seax.

    • @The-Black-Death
      @The-Black-Death Před 21 dnem

      I'm hoping I'll get that chance to do so if it doesn't happen with Tom since Jones is probably my main inspiration for getting into MMA and the UFC in general really lol.

  • @donnywaite5920
    @donnywaite5920 Před 28 dny +894

    …here we go again. 🤣 At this rate, Guru is gonna get the Jones fight before Aspinall.

    • @nme_mma
      @nme_mma Před 28 dny +13

      😂

    • @rainchazzer6308
      @rainchazzer6308 Před 28 dny +24

      🤣 Jones will make his posts trying to justify it to the fans

    • @gigachad6885
      @gigachad6885 Před 28 dny

      ​@@rainchazzer6308and the low IQ Jones fans will justify it "buuut he's the goat, he deserves it", they're even gayer than Jones himself

    • @ants5233
      @ants5233 Před 28 dny

      😂

    • @clockco1362
      @clockco1362 Před 28 dny +7

      jones will push for guru fight over the tom fight

  • @AaronTats
    @AaronTats Před 28 dny +1414

    This is Guru’s LOTR trilogy

  • @anthonyontv1061
    @anthonyontv1061 Před 28 dny +43

    4-5 years ago my buddy claimed he saw John Jones kiss a man on the cheek (very close to the lips, like right on the edge) in a Public setting late at night.
    I never believed him, he ask John for a picture beforehand and had a picture with Jones, so I knew he actually met him, but I never belived his story till now.
    Atleast I didn’t believe it in a way where it was a “gay act”
    It 100% was though in hindsight!

    • @The-Black-Death
      @The-Black-Death Před 21 dnem +1

      Yo that's shish is CONFARMED now lol.

    • @anthonyontv1061
      @anthonyontv1061 Před 21 dnem +1

      @@The-Black-Death nah I just made all that up for fun while I was taking a shit

    • @The-Black-Death
      @The-Black-Death Před 21 dnem

      @@anthonyontv1061 I still believe it regardless lol.

    • @anthonyontv1061
      @anthonyontv1061 Před 21 dnem

      @@The-Black-Death that he’s gay or my story?

    • @The-Black-Death
      @The-Black-Death Před 21 dnem

      @@anthonyontv1061 BOTH

  • @bidenonabender5903
    @bidenonabender5903 Před 28 dny +31

    jones: "i have billionair friends!"
    mark zuckerberg: "i mean i was in his dressing room to wish him luck..."

    • @ezradaiquiri11311
      @ezradaiquiri11311 Před 28 dny +9

      Jon: I have billionaire freinds.
      Diddy: they throw the best after parties, don't they?

  • @ezradowney3738
    @ezradowney3738 Před 28 dny +1082

    “Sexually confused Jon Jones” New mythical fighter

    • @SNoozzyJ
      @SNoozzyJ Před 28 dny

      Jon “fuck the shit out of me every night” Jones😂😂

    • @gigachad6885
      @gigachad6885 Před 28 dny +30

      I think he loves Stipe, that's why he would do anything to get in the cage with him

    • @MajinBenjamin
      @MajinBenjamin Před 28 dny

      Jon isn’t confused-he knows exactly what he wants. It’s peepee in his mouf.

    • @AllBlackAirpods
      @AllBlackAirpods Před 28 dny +28

      Sexually Confused Chocolate

    • @puhlease4289
      @puhlease4289 Před 28 dny +2

      It’s his final form like Goku Ape transformation….

  • @shrektheogre2853
    @shrektheogre2853 Před 28 dny +716

    This is what 6 weeks of trash apex cards do to one man

    • @DevonMusizza
      @DevonMusizza Před 28 dny +20

      Hey, the fight nights haven't been that bad

    • @danieljacot3083
      @danieljacot3083 Před 28 dny +42

      Jones is definitely gay

    • @GengoSenmon
      @GengoSenmon Před 28 dny +6

      We are still suffering from 299 and 300 being over-stacked. Bad long-term planning from UFC promoters...

    • @daviddaagod130
      @daviddaagod130 Před 28 dny +5

      Literally 😂😂 bros down bad looking for views

    • @theymockedjesusalso
      @theymockedjesusalso Před 28 dny

      This is your response in the face undeniable evidence.. 😂😂 some people are so simple I love it.​@@daviddaagod130

  • @ili9572
    @ili9572 Před 28 dny +11

    "hey blue eyes" this is a prison greeting

  • @ezradaiquiri11311
    @ezradaiquiri11311 Před 28 dny +18

    Jon: I have billionaire freinds.
    Diddy: they throw the best after parties, don't they?

  • @yahwhey2392
    @yahwhey2392 Před 28 dny +789

    Getting pegged confirmed best base for MMA

  • @DevonMusizza
    @DevonMusizza Před 28 dny +529

    Piggys never going to be on a countdown again 💀

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 Před 28 dny +16

      😂😂😂

    • @chrishayes5755
      @chrishayes5755 Před 28 dny +117

      the UFC was trying to bait him by stroking his ego a bit. it was a trap. they wanted to lure him in like a pig to a trough.

    • @RaymondMichaelBarrera
      @RaymondMichaelBarrera Před 28 dny +22

      Lil piggy is going to pound Jon Jones 😭🥵

    • @umbrella3051
      @umbrella3051 Před 28 dny +11

      @@RaymondMichaelBarreraayo that’s a bacon bang

    • @DevonMusizza
      @DevonMusizza Před 28 dny

      @@chrishayes5755 Now Jones is gonna put a saddle on Guru and ride him like a pig from Minecraft if you know what I mean💀

  • @Bear_knuckle
    @Bear_knuckle Před 27 dny +14

    G: gayest
    O: of
    A: all
    T: time

  • @firecracker8856
    @firecracker8856 Před 28 dny +351

    John Jones went from undefeated to losing three fights in a row to the legendary piggy

    • @clockco1362
      @clockco1362 Před 28 dny +6

      guru is 0-3 against jon boned jones

    • @jimberry5318
      @jimberry5318 Před 28 dny

      ​@@clockco13623-0 u mean

    • @natedogg5708
      @natedogg5708 Před 27 dny +2

      Where'd the piggy thing come from, first time seeing it

    • @joshuaericsantos3552
      @joshuaericsantos3552 Před 26 dny

      ​@@natedogg5708 Guru was always been a pig on a wheelchair.

    • @daddypfp734
      @daddypfp734 Před 24 dny

      @@natedogg5708he’s fat that’s it

  • @hayagreevveeru2945
    @hayagreevveeru2945 Před 28 dny +350

    “ Ooh aspinall” as the safe word is outrageous 😭😭😭 💀 💀💀

  • @niceboidylan2441
    @niceboidylan2441 Před 28 dny +94

    We really got gay john jones before gta 6🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @frankiemartin3333
      @frankiemartin3333 Před 28 dny +1

      I’m tired of playing these old games where tf is gta6!?!?

    • @JackStatham-pl5lj
      @JackStatham-pl5lj Před 28 dny

      Stolen comment, pathetic.
      Try and be original

    • @tedor7988
      @tedor7988 Před 28 dny

      npc comment

    • @ARG0T
      @ARG0T Před 28 dny +4

      @@tedor7988 Calling strangers NPC's on the internet might be a bigger red flag

    • @The-Black-Death
      @The-Black-Death Před 21 dnem +1

      Truth be told, this'll be better than GTA 6 ngl.

  • @beeflizard5250
    @beeflizard5250 Před 28 dny +12

    MMA Guru is the real BMF for this explosive journalism

  • @cosmo3665
    @cosmo3665 Před 28 dny +267

    “Hey Pig Eyes…”

  • @tristhekid
    @tristhekid Před 28 dny +14

    You know you’re losing an argument when you bring up how much money you have

  • @ontherun8967
    @ontherun8967 Před 28 dny +9

    Already can’t wait for part 4

  • @llllIllIIl
    @llllIllIIl Před 28 dny +278

    jon is gonna move to the UK and secretly become an uber driver. hes going to travel city to city, accepting hundreds of orders, until he arrives at an address one night & piggy opens the door

    • @kingt0295
      @kingt0295 Před 28 dny +70

      He’s going to hunt him down like anton Chigurh in No Country For Old Men

    • @lanceanthony198
      @lanceanthony198 Před 28 dny +116

      If he limits his deliveries to KFC, McDonalds, or Dominos he will find him on day 1

    • @llllIllIIl
      @llllIllIIl Před 28 dny +10

      @@lanceanthony198 🤣

    • @averagejoe2402
      @averagejoe2402 Před 28 dny +4

      @@kingt0295
      How much have you ever bet on a coin toss?

    • @jrsmoove4354
      @jrsmoove4354 Před 28 dny

      @@averagejoe2402that’s not even the saying you clown

  • @heisenb3rg
    @heisenb3rg Před 28 dny +330

    I’m sensing some serious sexual tension between guru and Jon Jones

  • @ItNeverBeganBuddyBoyo
    @ItNeverBeganBuddyBoyo Před 28 dny +5

    Impatiently waiting for part 4 now

  • @calihoodpage1
    @calihoodpage1 Před 28 dny +5

    Imagine training at Jon’s gym nowadays. Must be so awkward lmao

    • @paranormalcatdragon7514
      @paranormalcatdragon7514 Před 27 dny +1

      I assume he’s a terrible person to be around but that’s just an assumption, I wonder what it’s like to be around him everyday

  • @nomudnolotus4410
    @nomudnolotus4410 Před 28 dny +188

    Aspinall is in the process of forcing Darren Till with his baby blue eyes to practice a Californian accent so he can use him as bait to lure Jon.

    • @christophercruz3835
      @christophercruz3835 Před 28 dny +9

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gigachad6885
      @gigachad6885 Před 28 dny +34

      Aspinall ambushing him in a gay bar, with Bruce Buffer as the stripper, ready to announce the fight as soon as Jon sits down

    • @luislamarosa9681
      @luislamarosa9681 Před 28 dny +16

      ​@@gigachad6885Herb Dean is the bartender

    • @yril2765
      @yril2765 Před 28 dny +5

      Piggy needs to make an impression of this

    • @themongoose4675
      @themongoose4675 Před 27 dny +1

      I've always felt that his and Holly Holms' nicknames were switched at birth.

  • @D-V-C-N
    @D-V-C-N Před 28 dny +141

    Guru is a beast. There is a 100% chance Jon Jones is a closeted son of a preacher

    • @ryuusuk33
      @ryuusuk33 Před 28 dny +13

      There's no room to chance anymore

    • @wininaphe5104
      @wininaphe5104 Před 23 dny +1

      @@ryuusuk33exactly all the evidence is there.

  • @samueldutoit8825
    @samueldutoit8825 Před 28 dny +6

    Safeword "Aspinall" got me....😂 That was great, thanks man.

  • @DonMMA46
    @DonMMA46 Před 28 dny +4

    Can't wait for this to become a full series

  • @user-xc9sm4zi7o
    @user-xc9sm4zi7o Před 28 dny +246

    "Came onto them in a homosexual way"
    Bro did NOT have to phrase it this way 🙏😭🙏😭🙏😭

    • @jacktease27
      @jacktease27 Před 28 dny +2

      It was just in you thought it was in a straight way

    • @C-er3ik
      @C-er3ik Před 28 dny +2

      How exactly should it have been phrased? Sounds logical to me.

    • @user-xc9sm4zi7o
      @user-xc9sm4zi7o Před 28 dny

      @@C-er3ik ok bro i dont judge you its your choice to do whatever you want in your own private life, as long as it doesnt impact others around you, I wish you the best, take care 🙏

  • @TheScottman
    @TheScottman Před 28 dny +189

    It’s here boys, part three has arrived.

    • @dcap09876
      @dcap09876 Před 28 dny +1

      Im not comfortable saying the best fighter on paper ever is gay thats where you're putting all other men huh okay guys this all weird now

    • @PrimeTonysElbows
      @PrimeTonysElbows Před 28 dny

      Jon jones will make you his wife​@@dcap09876

    • @DantesHaven
      @DantesHaven Před 28 dny +4

      @@dcap09876 What am I even reading? First of all, he's not "the best fighter on paper ever".
      Secondly, what do you mean saying he is gay? Is he or isn't he? Why does what you feel about it matter. He either is or he isn't.

    • @MarleneWalker-su8ku
      @MarleneWalker-su8ku Před 28 dny +1

      ​@@dcap09876No one is saying all men are gay, there is no need to be uncomfortable if you are gay, it's fine It's 2024 I bet your friends wouldn't care that your gay, be comfortable with it.

    • @IbnRushd-mv3fp
      @IbnRushd-mv3fp Před 27 dny

      Anybody using "gay" interchangeably with "same gender attracted" are basically the reason nobody wants to be gay, the over-association with the rainbow mafia is why we have all this over feminized propaganda trying to turn everything "gay" and perverted.

  • @user-wc4mh6lz5c
    @user-wc4mh6lz5c Před 28 dny +8

    We been waiting on this one, boys

  • @bertjonsson9653
    @bertjonsson9653 Před 28 dny +2

    Can't wait for part 4.

  • @johnmurphy5283
    @johnmurphy5283 Před 28 dny +121

    With Jones mental breakdown, Stipe is starting to look like a nice underdog bet..

    • @ponternal
      @ponternal Před 28 dny +12

      End of the day he is like 45 and hasn’t fought in years I don’t have much hope

    • @SiegfriedDerDrachentoter
      @SiegfriedDerDrachentoter Před 28 dny +7

      Sadly is miocic is past it

    • @chrishayes5755
      @chrishayes5755 Před 28 dny +2

      If you rewatch the fight vs gane, jones was putting a lot of intensity and pressure on the feet without too much effectiveness. throwing fast hard shots without landing or doing damage. if he does that to stipe and doesn't get an early finish or takedowns I could see him gassing and getting TKO'd in late rounds.

    • @bu11ymaguire
      @bu11ymaguire Před 28 dny +9

      ​@@ponternal Jones is 37. Stipe about to be 42..
      And Jones is also out of his zone. He was slow af at heavyweight. Stipe is more natural.
      If you think stipe can keep the distance and won't let a takedown in. Bet on stipe.
      And if you think Jones being slow af would still land a takedown. Bet on Jones.
      Jones is not winning this standing. He's slow and he has to keep the weight up to not lose strength for takedowns.
      Stipe did pretty well against cormier wrestling wise and his movement was top notch. His set ups and iq.
      Jones has no threat standing up for stipe. Heavyweight is not easy even though Cyril gane lost pretty easy.
      30 pounds extra weight.

    • @gigachad6885
      @gigachad6885 Před 28 dny +8

      The biggest problem is Stipe's biggest weakness is eyepokes (both Struve and DC only won by blinding him first) , Stipe had eye surgery and needs glasses now, and Jones eyepokes every fight.

  • @eddieneyman4035
    @eddieneyman4035 Před 28 dny +90

    What a way to honor his wife with that choice of words.

    • @PB22559
      @PB22559 Před 28 dny

      Just adds more evidence that he's g*y

    • @ryuusuk33
      @ryuusuk33 Před 28 dny +5

      Can't beat the allegations anymore

    • @iOwnASubaru
      @iOwnASubaru Před 28 dny +24

      “I caught a domestic abuse charge and she’s STILL with me!” 😂

    • @andyunchained4393
      @andyunchained4393 Před 28 dny

      Ass pin the hole😂😂

    • @DandelionScribe
      @DandelionScribe Před 28 dny +5

      There was never no marriage

  • @EdmondDantez201
    @EdmondDantez201 Před 28 dny +9

    Jones is a Lil Nas X superfan. That's one of his millionaire friends, no doubt.

    • @muayboran6111
      @muayboran6111 Před 20 dny

      I wonder what their relationship status is

  • @DYELGAINZ
    @DYELGAINZ Před 28 dny +11

    love these videos guru, never stop...

  • @AnshulJublisGasStation
    @AnshulJublisGasStation Před 28 dny +6

    Guru should do a "To Catch A Predator" style video where he catfishes Jones into meeting up, and when he shows up he's on Jones' livestream.

    • @ezradaiquiri11311
      @ezradaiquiri11311 Před 28 dny +1

      You mean when jon shows up, he's on guru's live stream. Great idea, though. I like it.

  • @ImmaBeBored
    @ImmaBeBored Před 28 dny +85

    This trilogy is already a hood classic

  • @JustinJohnson-vc1gr
    @JustinJohnson-vc1gr Před 28 dny +71

    Wasn't expecting a part 3 to this saga, GOATED trilogy

  • @abudujana13
    @abudujana13 Před 28 dny +2

    Thanks for the video, THE MMA GURU

  • @apostleswarning8575
    @apostleswarning8575 Před 28 dny +6

    He is so sassy talking bout " My LiFe is GuCcI"💅💃🌈💃

  • @dangoldstein9003
    @dangoldstein9003 Před 28 dny +53

    The passion project continues 😂😂😂

  • @JacobG093
    @JacobG093 Před 28 dny +65

    The MMA Guru retires Jon Jones.. Never been more proud of you Mr. Pig

  • @marckenny3131
    @marckenny3131 Před 28 dny +6

    Jones safety word "Aspinall"😂🤣😂 absolutely priceless

  • @ForWhatIsAMan
    @ForWhatIsAMan Před 28 dny +5

    27 minutes until my next appointment and Guru drops a 25 minute video…
    Glorious

  • @thatjack4
    @thatjack4 Před 28 dny +45

    Ayoo Part 3 is diabolical

  • @YeTism
    @YeTism Před 28 dny +38

    Jon could be an LGBT icon if he wanted. A gay UFC heavyweight champion is big money

    • @smokininsight7620
      @smokininsight7620 Před 28 dny +8

      Bro I’m cracking up at the idea, it literally sounds like a skit. Greatest fighter of all time; GAY.

    • @DandelionScribe
      @DandelionScribe Před 28 dny +10

      Jones will beat you and then beat you off

    • @kingship444
      @kingship444 Před 26 dny

      No 😂 most martial arts fans are straight dudes like 98% of mma fans , ive never seen a gay dude do any form of martial art

  • @punchafewbills
    @punchafewbills Před 28 dny +2

    You the man guru, always making us laugh. I do like your CZcams channel because you are serious about mma and also funny. Its not extremely boring like everybody else. Just a fan like the rest of us but you just put your thoughts online and I respect it 👊👊.

  • @arronderian89
    @arronderian89 Před 28 dny +1

    PART 3...that beginning of this video will be forever underrated

  • @seabass5484
    @seabass5484 Před 28 dny +45

    Jon Jones’s secret sexuality must be made common knowledge in the MMA community

    • @danieljacot3083
      @danieljacot3083 Před 28 dny +6

      I’ve been saying he was a limp wrist for many years. You can hear it in his voice and see it in his body language. Surprised it took so long to become a thing

    • @fxseb7
      @fxseb7 Před 28 dny +1

      Limp wrist noice

    • @coopdagrace2145
      @coopdagrace2145 Před 28 dny

      I don't think it's ever been a secret among the community, it's just being openly discussed in the mainstream now.

    • @User-79916_ue
      @User-79916_ue Před 28 dny

      Just like how Israel adesanya and his dog and khabib with his padded record

  • @CVFTurbo
    @CVFTurbo Před 28 dny +61

    Just got home from work. What a way to end the day lol😂

  • @WesleySisk-wm4ou
    @WesleySisk-wm4ou Před 27 dny +3

    “This uh uh gay” 😂😂

  • @ShaileshKhune-pm9wg
    @ShaileshKhune-pm9wg Před 28 dny +5

    Imagine stipe lands a clean and jon jones is knocked out clean.

  • @Mrillsick
    @Mrillsick Před 28 dny +123

    Christianity and philanthropy can't help Jon anymore. Dude is rotten to the core

    • @NotUrDJ
      @NotUrDJ Před 28 dny +7

      Man needs dawah.

    • @ryuusuk33
      @ryuusuk33 Před 28 dny +5

      ​@@NotUrDJ fr 😂

    • @starseeddeluxe
      @starseeddeluxe Před 28 dny +6

      Stipe Miocic is going to beat Jon Jones. Jon has a horrible resume of old non UFC caliber Pride fighters. Jon isn't a big or strong heavyweight. He also has nearly zero punching power.

    • @user-tx7ip6br3f
      @user-tx7ip6br3f Před 28 dny +3

      @@starseeddeluxe who knows man. Stipe might have the power but we don't know how hes doing (age 42) for their fight.

    • @yoitsvenus616
      @yoitsvenus616 Před 25 dny

      ​@@starseeddeluxe on paper, a few years back, this is alot more competitive and exciting. Hope stipe sparks him cold.

  • @benwilsonMMA
    @benwilsonMMA Před 28 dny +36

    "shes still with us guys" 😭😭😭ok that got me 💀

  • @kilometersmetzker4516
    @kilometersmetzker4516 Před 28 dny +1

    Just what I needed this morning. Thanks hog man

  • @bragzcritics157
    @bragzcritics157 Před 27 dny +7

    God is real and Jones is already humiliated

  • @gamessportsandmore3371
    @gamessportsandmore3371 Před 28 dny +74

    Stipe flatlining jon would be hilarious.

    • @aleksei3834
      @aleksei3834 Před 23 dny +2

      Jon hitting Guru with car is more likely to happen

    • @Ewil.Bluetooth
      @Ewil.Bluetooth Před 23 dny

      It would be a helluva memorable moment and I would love it. He definitely deserves it by calling out Stipe like it will be some kind of great achievement to win against a guy many years out of his prime.
      Boned Jones is such a great fighter but unfortunately he's also as dirty as they come.

    • @gamessportsandmore3371
      @gamessportsandmore3371 Před 23 dny

      @@aleksei3834 true.

    • @hailarwotanaz5848
      @hailarwotanaz5848 Před 22 dny +1

      I had a dream about that, a very specific one at that

  • @bigheadrhino
    @bigheadrhino Před 28 dny +78

    Such an unintentional self own by Jon, the fact that he has all these superficial status symbols yet still got a domestic charge makes him infinitely more pathetic than a man who has none of those things but manages to not beat his wife.

    • @ajax3310
      @ajax3310 Před 28 dny +2

      Bingo.

    • @EnderTrev5
      @EnderTrev5 Před 28 dny +11

      "Manages" is crazy

    • @falcor200
      @falcor200 Před 28 dny

      Exactly, being a good human being takes no effort for most of us lol ​@@EnderTrev5

    • @bigheadrhino
      @bigheadrhino Před 28 dny

      @@EnderTrev5 how so? I think you might he misinterpreting my use of the word. I’m using “manages” ironically in the sense that not beating your wife is normal and should not be difficult at all.

    • @happyjemini
      @happyjemini Před 28 dny +1

      @@EnderTrev5 Its the truth brother.

  • @shaecouture7480
    @shaecouture7480 Před 28 dny +6

    Unironically even if you approached a girl and said "Hey blue eyes!" She'd probably think she was about to get a gay friend lmao.

  • @Lurker27819
    @Lurker27819 Před 26 dny +3

    "Hi, blue eyes" no straight man says this, acts the way he did at the comedy show, and just generally fruity energy all around; it doesn’t matter much, however.
    All I want is for him to fight Aspinall.

  • @Bolognabeef
    @Bolognabeef Před 28 dny +21

    The fact i discovered this channel 1 hour ago and now this drops. Not going to sleep is currently the best decision I've made today

    • @dcap09876
      @dcap09876 Před 28 dny +8

      Just found mma guru?? Then look for his impersonations on live streams hes funny asf he kills the conor voice

    • @gigachad6885
      @gigachad6885 Před 28 dny

      ​@@dcap09876someone asked him "Do Ariel Helwani getting struck down by the Lord", the request alone made me cry laughing

    • @TOPGOYMMA
      @TOPGOYMMA Před 28 dny

      Search mma guru dagestani rant

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 Před 28 dny +1

      He's stupendously funny.

  • @Black.Gold.24K
    @Black.Gold.24K Před 28 dny +55

    Imagine he loses to Stipe after all this ducking. He will never hear the end of it and people will say “ imagine what Aspinall would do”

    • @gigachad6885
      @gigachad6885 Před 28 dny +5

      Aspinall, Blaydes, Pavlovich and Volkov would beat him

    • @kingcrimson3882
      @kingcrimson3882 Před 27 dny +3

      @@gigachad6885Hell if Stipe beats him we can say current heavyweight DC can beat him 💀

    • @martinkaljo8493
      @martinkaljo8493 Před 23 dny +1

      @@kingcrimson3882fr.I still think to this day that hw dc can beat jones

    • @TheJmsJose97
      @TheJmsJose97 Před 10 dny

      @@martinkaljo8493facts

    • @michealsimard2181
      @michealsimard2181 Před 8 dny

      @@gigachad6885bro snuck in volkov and blaydes

  • @jraouf1146
    @jraouf1146 Před 28 dny +7

    This is the real mma media 💯

  • @James-gm4lv
    @James-gm4lv Před 28 dny +2

    Keep this up Guru!!

  • @WillTheSkillet
    @WillTheSkillet Před 28 dny +39

    LETS GOOO BABY MY DM’S WITH JON JONES

  • @Isikkkcan
    @Isikkkcan Před 28 dny +91

    If he has to say that his life is gucci, then its probably the complete opposite.

    • @chiquita683
      @chiquita683 Před 28 dny

      He lives in your head rent free, make it a better environment for him then

    • @Isikkkcan
      @Isikkkcan Před 28 dny +18

      @@chiquita683 what a repetitive statement

    • @etlonjonh
      @etlonjonh Před 28 dny +13

      ​@@chiquita683 100+ comments on this channel alone. Seems like you let the whole world live rent free in your head. Strange

    • @briank2464
      @briank2464 Před 28 dny +13

      Saying that your life is “gucci” is gay af

    • @thepounder7766
      @thepounder7766 Před 28 dny

      @@chiquita683 lol nah it’s you. stay bothered 🤣

  • @wagonet
    @wagonet Před 28 dny +3

    guru, we gonna need a part 4, 5 6

  • @tanis5950
    @tanis5950 Před 28 dny +1

    Guru is goated always waiting for the videos

  • @ottolotto7057
    @ottolotto7057 Před 28 dny +79

    Jones fans will do anything and everything to do damage control for jones . They’ll do it if stipe knocks him out too .

    • @isaiahjones4088
      @isaiahjones4088 Před 28 dny +9

      It’s disappointing how jon is acting

    • @woodardfrom3
      @woodardfrom3 Před 28 dny +39

      I really do hope stipe pulls off the upset it’ll be the greatest underdog story in mma history .

    • @jboi6398
      @jboi6398 Před 28 dny +16

      @@woodardfrom3 If Stipe beats Jones he's the GOAT. nuff said.
      Beating Hunt, Arlovski, Werdum, Overeem, JDS, DC 2x, Ngannou, and Jones is a resume that will likely never get matched.

    • @Jordan-it2kl
      @Jordan-it2kl Před 28 dny +11

      ​@@woodardfrom3 it would be absolutely hilarious if stipe flatlined jones and just started dancing in the octagon lmao

    • @saljewsteinbergowitz
      @saljewsteinbergowitz Před 28 dny

      @@Jordan-it2kl I want to see the Irish dance like he did after he destroyed DC

  • @RommyTobinsonz
    @RommyTobinsonz Před 28 dny +118

    As an openly *Gay Man* I'm allowed to threaten Women in DM's.

  • @wandiledlamini2591
    @wandiledlamini2591 Před 28 dny +5

    Mma guru is a Savage exposing Diddy Jr 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

  • @ReeceMcQuoid
    @ReeceMcQuoid Před 28 dny +5

    youre beyond hilarious bro, the safeword being aspinall was so fitting, cos where aspinall is concerned he dont want it

  • @paulpolito2001
    @paulpolito2001 Před 28 dny +33

    That tweet genuinely sounds like the Navy SEAL copypasta, imho

    • @brianconvict
      @brianconvict Před 28 dny +16

      I was thinking the same thing 😂 like what a childish thing, to flex that you have military friends to a stranger on the internet

    • @matthiasthulman4058
      @matthiasthulman4058 Před 28 dny +1

      My uncles dad works for Gay Jon Jones and says none of this is true.

  • @ToastWifTheMost
    @ToastWifTheMost Před 28 dny +36

    Guru really on his Based trilogy arch

  • @alexw.8999
    @alexw.8999 Před 28 dny +4

    Spent 25 years in the military. Have no idea what “highest branches of the military” means.

  • @iangray7904
    @iangray7904 Před 27 dny +5

    You’re slowly turning this channel into an MMA version of Woman’s Day Magazine

  • @myquest666420
    @myquest666420 Před 28 dny +33

    Didn’t even know I needed a part 3. But I did. I definitely did.
    You’ve got a body count at this point in the mma community lol

    • @BigballsTerrence
      @BigballsTerrence Před 28 dny

      Unfortunately for Guru its only place where he has a body count

  • @rianislam5578
    @rianislam5578 Před 28 dny +15

    Videos like this make my life worth living

  • @alextomlinson
    @alextomlinson Před 28 dny

    Holy shhhhhhh part 3 is out 😂

  • @antonyhunt9700
    @antonyhunt9700 Před 7 dny

    All these 3 part jones uploads have been funny asf

  • @kahtanalobaidi1550
    @kahtanalobaidi1550 Před 28 dny +12

    I thought CZcams kept recommending me the same video, but there are actually 3 parts. It’s like the evidence never ends.

  • @R9000S
    @R9000S Před 28 dny +18

    This will go down in MMGAY history.

  • @lordii0645
    @lordii0645 Před 28 dny +1

    Everytine you reference old school cod sniping is funny af 😂 never would’ve thought you knew about that

  • @myhaikaratesmellstillrocks6823

    Hardcore Jones fans dream about getting a saucy DM from their fave closeted fighter.

  • @thecasual7036
    @thecasual7036 Před 28 dny +19

    Yeah if you’ve even slightly got blue eyes stay away from Bones Jones💀definitely sounds like a terrifying situation to be in.

  • @THEkingnut14
    @THEkingnut14 Před 28 dny +13

    Protect mma guru at all cost.

  • @lppjedi3594
    @lppjedi3594 Před 28 dny +6

    I now see the correlation between Colby and poly and Jon and his wife 😳😳

  • @overlyDedicated3000
    @overlyDedicated3000 Před 28 dny +5

    Now its time to release Joe Rogan is gay part 1

  • @rayray44325
    @rayray44325 Před 28 dny +22

    the birth of my child 😴
    jon jones exposed part 3 😎

  • @jec3169
    @jec3169 Před 28 dny +15

    You just know DC is watching these Jon Bones Men Jones videos with a bag of popcorn.

  • @alexmatthews8291
    @alexmatthews8291 Před 27 dny +3

    If Jones was as content with his life as he's saying he would not feel the need to write these paragraphs to trolls. He is obviously overcompensating for what we all know is true.

  • @PRG01
    @PRG01 Před 28 dny +17

    Brother, the tittle alone is diabolical 💀