How do people not know Clark Kent is Superman

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  • @ohzenn
    @ohzenn Před 2 lety +14321

    the way he stares superman down even though he knows it's just getting more people killed bc he's petty AF is the best

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 Před 2 lety +39

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      @NousagiCaptain Před 2 lety +146

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      @Yustincase Před 2 lety +39

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  • @spicyxviii7744
    @spicyxviii7744 Před 2 lety +3204

    “Your weakness is a green rock, Batman could never.” That shit had me 💀

    • @alial6658
      @alial6658 Před 2 lety +39

      I'm not really good at English so "Batman could never" sounds like unfinished sentence. Batman could never what? What doss this sentence mean?

    • @sakuragi9467
      @sakuragi9467 Před 2 lety +85

      Batman's weakness... is also a rock, thrown at his head.

    • @flak7665
      @flak7665 Před 2 lety

      @@alial6658 If you had more than half a brain you would know what he meant with context.

    • @bengsynthmusic
      @bengsynthmusic Před 2 lety +42

      @@alial6658
      Hello. Means Batman doesn't have that weakness. Usually used in a negative sense. "Your favorite rapper _could never."_ But here it's used to prop up Batman.

    • @kko9329
      @kko9329 Před 2 lety +24

      @@bengsynthmusic thank you. In a sense we can say that it means Batman could never have a rock as a weakness or Batman could never have this as a weakness?

  • @inugami3529
    @inugami3529 Před 2 lety +770

    You know, I thought it was dumb that people didn’t realize Clark Kent was Superman, but then I’ve seen multiple instances of people seriously not recognizing others just because they either removed their glasses, or started wearing glasses.

    • @hridaybiswakarma9237
      @hridaybiswakarma9237 Před 2 lety +98

      Henry Cavill went to the theatres of Superman and no one recognised him outside

    • @zofficial5600
      @zofficial5600 Před 2 lety

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    • @mp6640
      @mp6640 Před 2 lety +7

      I’m dead 💀
      Lmao 😂🤣🤣

    • @burnout02urza
      @burnout02urza Před 2 lety +30

      I mean, there are millions of people in the city. A dude who looks like Superman is just a weird coincidence.

    • @princee6383
      @princee6383 Před 2 lety +17

      Shit superman acts in a specific geekish and meek way to divert suspicion plus he wears clothes to hide his muscles most people won’t suspect a random small time journalist as superman.

  • @thecalieffect
    @thecalieffect Před 2 lety +1996

    I used to think the same thing until I seen someone I only knew with glasses. 🤣🤣

    • @mbalimngonyama5876
      @mbalimngonyama5876 Před 2 lety +32

      Yeah, Zooey Deschanel! But only seeing them once or twice, third time you know

    • @hannahpapernick-yudin2846
      @hannahpapernick-yudin2846 Před 2 lety +69

      I think it depends on the person. Some people are just so distinctive looking that they could put on a whole disguise and you'd still recognize them. And some people could literally put on a pair of glasses, change their hairstyle, and become Clark Kent. I've known a few people who fall into the latter category, and seem to have several different looks depending on how they dress or wear their hair, how they carry themselves etc. And I could have sworn they looked like completely different people from the most minimal changes in appearance. It really depends on how distinctive looking the person is, or if they just look like a lot of people.

    • @shardatc3560
      @shardatc3560 Před 2 lety +13

      @@hannahpapernick-yudin2846 my best friend appearance changes drastically with hair cuts, beards, glasses like I mean I recognize him easily but i could see somebody not being able to recognize him if he changes his hairstyle cuts or grows his beard. But also lets be honest man most people arent that focused on small details like that. Id pick up on it quick but I have ADHD so i tend to notice things like that more so than others

    • @toyasmith3287
      @toyasmith3287 Před 2 lety +9

      Crazy how much the right pair of glasses can change someone’s whole face? 😂

    • @girlpower1925
      @girlpower1925 Před 2 lety +1

      @@hannahpapernick-yudin2846 yep... 😀

  • @Senseirey
    @Senseirey Před 2 lety +1756

    “State taxes be high asf in metropolis” that’s facts son 😂😂😂

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 Před 2 lety +3

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    • @StLaRizz
      @StLaRizz Před 2 lety +3

      Why you said it like you live there 🤣🤣

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez Před 2 lety +9246

    This man’s sheer amount of fresh skit comedy is incredible.

    • @26mic
      @26mic Před 2 lety

      I be filming entertaining videos just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come to tell me

    • @AskMeWhyYoureStupid
      @AskMeWhyYoureStupid Před 2 lety +38

      I fw him but this ain't fresh this shits been done before .

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    • @AskMeWhyYoureStupid
      @AskMeWhyYoureStupid Před 2 lety +4

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    • @majin-ny
      @majin-ny Před 2 lety +2

      @@AskMeWhyYoureStupid it’s still funny

  • @wrath33460
    @wrath33460 Před 2 lety +100

    “Batman better than you” 😂😂Griffy out here throwing his life away 😂

    • @micah1121
      @micah1121 Před rokem +8

      That line hit him harder than kryptonite in his shot glass. 😂

  • @mitchryan257
    @mitchryan257 Před 2 lety +32

    A friend once said “I never understood how Superman’s disguise worked until I saw Zooey Deschanel without bangs.”

  • @Kyotosomo
    @Kyotosomo Před 2 lety +10641

    I love how the people Superman works with are supposed to be JOURNALISTS yet they STILL haven't figured out that it's him...actually that's probably pretty realistic, modern journalists aren't exactly known for their intelligence and deductive reasoning these days.

    • @edcaous
      @edcaous Před 2 lety +422

      Strongest journalist versus weakest gigachad with glasses be like:

    • @aguythatsrandom
      @aguythatsrandom Před 2 lety +290

      Even the people from spiderman was close to catching him and he had on COSTUME

    • @Mercenary-1914
      @Mercenary-1914 Před 2 lety +145

      Superman:🙂
      also Superman: 😎

    • @Garlensm
      @Garlensm Před 2 lety +218

      well first off superman wears baggy clothes hiding his muscles, and when he's clark Kent he uses body language to portray that he isn't confident so people won't suspect that he's superman. Also, since superman doesn't wear a mask and is very open about his origin of birth on krypton, people think that there is no alter ego to superman and that superman is just superman, no secret identity. people think that he's just some alien that lives in the fortress of solitude

    • @habibsspirit
      @habibsspirit Před 2 lety +156

      @@Garlensm Now that's what I call mental gymnastics!

  • @jacksonmerriweather8872
    @jacksonmerriweather8872 Před 2 lety +1188

    “Your weakness is a green rock. Batman could never” had me dead lol

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 Před 2 lety +2

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    • @PuffySZN
      @PuffySZN Před 2 lety +32

      Batman’s weakness is being broke

    • @jacksonmerriweather8872
      @jacksonmerriweather8872 Před 2 lety +6

      @@PuffySZN I think it’s more his parental skills

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      @neilxdavis5359 Před 2 lety

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  • @bg_tre
    @bg_tre Před 2 lety +28

    0:49 Griffy: "The one who be fuckin up the city while he fighting. But don't ever want to help clean up or pay for any damages"
    Superman: (He scratches his head as in he might want to say) Dang u right, but still u ain't gotta SAY IT LIKE THAT!
    Me: 😭💀🤣
    Also Griffy: "Taxes be high as hell in metropolis because of this mf"

  • @slinkcaribou2072
    @slinkcaribou2072 Před 2 lety +68

    In Superman’s defense when he is Clark Kent he doesn’t just wear glasses he changes his posture and how he acts and reacts, Clark Kent also acts a lot more shy compared to Superman. Also the fact that no one is really looking for his identity outright and they wouldn’t really suspect someone like Clark Kent

    • @arielathomo229
      @arielathomo229 Před rokem +6

      exactly, superman doesn't wear a mask so most of people assume he doesn't have a super identity. plus everyone knows his alien name "kal el".

    • @Raviel_lvansia
      @Raviel_lvansia Před měsícem

      True but there should be atleast ppl that can realized they look awfully similar

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 2 lety +4481

    100% accurate reaction too, the best way to tilt Superman is by sayin how much better Batman is

    • @edcaous
      @edcaous Před 2 lety +107

      It depends on which depiction you're talking about.
      Silver Age Superman would get superpissd. He had a habit of physically and intellectually humiliating his foes in that era. He was also a dude who did stupid stuff for the dumbest of reasons.
      Golden Age Superman would just beat up the guy for being anti-american or something.
      Early Bronze Age Superman was super humble though.

    • @ssbashalot7324
      @ssbashalot7324 Před 2 lety +62

      @@edcaous Everyone was wilding in that silver age era. Lol

    • @kabunare3007
      @kabunare3007 Před 2 lety +2

      26 likes (i know it gon turn to 1k or sum

    • @Zoogi.e
      @Zoogi.e Před 2 lety +5

      This is bait.

    • @shiro9112
      @shiro9112 Před 2 lety +5

      L comment

  • @jamesonm.7925
    @jamesonm.7925 Před 2 lety +2601

    "Some cities have politicians that raise taxes, Metropolis has Superman!"
    -Joker (Probably)
    P.S. Even Joker won't mess with IRS.

    • @Simple_Grey_line
      @Simple_Grey_line Před 2 lety +15

      Facts! Thank you cultured individual!

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      @Devilsblight86 Před 2 lety +35

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    • @danielbishop3806
      @danielbishop3806 Před 2 lety +7

      @@Devilsblight86 bro 😂

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      @neilxdavis5359 Před 2 lety +2

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    • @tumultuousforce6204
      @tumultuousforce6204 Před 2 lety +2

      You tried very hard to be funny

  • @i_will_not_elaborate
    @i_will_not_elaborate Před 2 lety +193

    There's actually an answer for this.
    The reason no one recognizes Clark as Superman is because people genuinely believe that Superman doesn't have a secret identity.
    Even Lex Luther made a device that would bring Superman to him and when it brought him Clark, he just stormed off thinking he failed because he doesn't believe that someone who was Godlike could never hide amongst weaker people.
    Henry Cavill once stood in the middle of Time Square, wearing a Superman shirt, right underneath a Superman movie poster, and NO ONE recognized him.
    Superman literally depends on everyone else to keep his identity secret!

    • @ILoveToEatRed40
      @ILoveToEatRed40 Před rokem +28

      Additionally Superman tells people he lives at the fortress of solitude and hence there’s no conspiracy about him. Think about it there’s a huge conspiracy on who Batman is because of mysterious he is. Superman is not he openly tells people who he is.

    • @LilXancheX
      @LilXancheX Před rokem

      @@ILoveToEatRed40 I see...

    • @kevinskywalker5539
      @kevinskywalker5539 Před rokem

      @@dearmadeline, he's an alien from the destroyed planet, krypton. He was sent to earth and got adopted by farmers, Johnathan and Martha kent. He acts very clumsy to throw people off from suspecting that he could be superman.

    • @containsthestrange3902
      @containsthestrange3902 Před rokem +2

      We out here for comedy, not some geek ass break down of how Clark keeps secret

    • @blazeking5778
      @blazeking5778 Před rokem +1

      @@containsthestrange3902 then you could've kept pushing. I actually came back to the video to see if someone had mentioned that or not.

  • @netmations6962
    @netmations6962 Před 2 lety +11

    2:08 bruh low key I thought that was the sounds of explosive diarrhea 😂

  • @CookizNMilk
    @CookizNMilk Před 2 lety +261

    "Batman better than you" Final words of a true villain

  • @ApexLodestar
    @ApexLodestar Před 2 lety +232

    He nearly blew his cover when he heard Batman is better LMAO

  • @TheAnthropol
    @TheAnthropol Před 2 lety +10

    1:00 that “swear to God” got me for some reason.

  • @superduperfelixparker6252
    @superduperfelixparker6252 Před 2 lety +13

    Fun fact: Superman’s glasses are actually kryptonian technology which slightly boost his powers of hypnotism and that’s why it’s been protecting him all these years. Everyone else’s actually does see a slightly different person, not to different but different enough to not think he’s Superman

  • @91Kellz
    @91Kellz Před 2 lety +472

    He never disappoints LMAO "take off yo glasses" 😆🤣

  • @isaiahthomas4444
    @isaiahthomas4444 Před 2 lety +419

    “Your weakness is a green rock. Batman could never”🤣🤣🤣

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    • @kinghades3356
      @kinghades3356 Před 2 lety +4

      batman's only weakness is everything can kill him

    • @susfactfinder1219
      @susfactfinder1219 Před 2 lety +3

      @@kinghades3356 laughs in countless villains who have tried to kill him

    • @kinghades3356
      @kinghades3356 Před 2 lety

      @@susfactfinder1219 Laughs in normal man with a pistol and a tied up batman

    • @Art-cq8oe
      @Art-cq8oe Před 2 lety +1

      Am I the only one who doesn't get that joke

  • @jaredbos7
    @jaredbos7 Před 2 lety +4

    1:47 sealed it for me taunted him just to prove that its him that was genius and hilarous

  • @plushcthulhu5276
    @plushcthulhu5276 Před rokem +2

    The most funny thing about this sketch is that Griffy himself looks very differently with the glasses on )))

  • @MoonWielder
    @MoonWielder Před 2 lety +2697

    Just like in Hannah Montana case, all she needs to do is wear a wig and no one will recognize her. As for Clark Kent, he just needs to wear glasses. In my defense, I think they don’t recognize Superman is because no one is looking for his identity. Because he never wears a mask, nobody even thinks he had a secret identity.

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 Před 2 lety +4

      I make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me

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      @neilxdavis5359 Před 2 lety +7

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    • @lawson9457
      @lawson9457 Před 2 lety +12

      And Jem and the holograms

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      @FeelMyBirdie Před 2 lety +51

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  • @uchihadjoestar8567
    @uchihadjoestar8567 Před 2 lety +168

    "Your weakness is a green rock, batman could never"
    Superman: " im going home"

    • @williamwiltrose1054
      @williamwiltrose1054 Před 2 lety +4

      Superman: "You talking mad sh¡t for someone whose weakness is dairy, bees and your dad's disappointment."
      Other man's father: "I'm NOT his dad!"

    • @gowiththeflowguy8310
      @gowiththeflowguy8310 Před 2 lety

      "Sit down!"

  • @user-bx4fk9fo1g
    @user-bx4fk9fo1g Před 3 měsíci +1

    Batman’s weakness is getting shot by Harlie Queen in the head.

  • @elomento9980
    @elomento9980 Před 2 lety +32

    “People are dying, DYING TERRIBLYYYY”😂

    • @RoxasSliverGhost
      @RoxasSliverGhost Před 5 měsíci

      Superman just standing there not doing anything 😂

  • @tweakerlxobtw4431
    @tweakerlxobtw4431 Před 2 lety +127

    “ur weakness is a green rock, batman could never”
    Batman: aye i’m just saying Superman, me personally….

    • @retronerds6884
      @retronerds6884 Před 2 lety

      Superman: your weakness is every damn thing fuck outta here

    • @khaledm.1476
      @khaledm.1476 Před 2 lety +5

      batman's weakness is a gun without plot armour

    • @thebatman.
      @thebatman. Před 2 lety

      Nah cuh I respect Supes

    • @judgmentalcrow2248
      @judgmentalcrow2248 Před 2 lety +1

      @@khaledm.1476 Plot armor? The guy knows hundreds of martial arts, is at peak of human body, genius intellect and has lethal gadgets. Are you high or something?

    • @khaledm.1476
      @khaledm.1476 Před 2 lety

      @@judgmentalcrow2248 I can see you've never read any DC comic or consumed batman material in a while if you can make the bold claim that batman doesn't have plot armour.
      This comment section is kinda dead do reply with a statement that concludes with batman has no plot armour and see how many agree with you

  • @trexrising4097
    @trexrising4097 Před 2 lety +3

    "Your weakness is a green rock, Batman could never."
    I'm pretty sure being weak to all rocks thrown at you is way worse then having one specific type of rock thrown at you, but that's just me.

  • @HeartBreakBonez
    @HeartBreakBonez Před 2 lety +1

    It's cannon that Superman hypnotizes people using the glasses into not noticing which is why he wears them.

  • @sephirothwhite
    @sephirothwhite Před 2 lety +19

    It's "Your weakness is a green rock... Batman could never--" @ 2:17 for me.

  • @Batman-st4hq
    @Batman-st4hq Před 2 lety +1107

    I learned that it was explained in the comics that he changes his posture and the way he carries himself when he's Superman to also hide his identity. Although to me that still doesn't matter much considering he still looks pretty much same just without glasses. Seriously he should be like Iroman or Captain America at this point if he's not even gonna try to hide his face

    • @LordSteeleCastleClashPsteele68
      @LordSteeleCastleClashPsteele68 Před 2 lety +66

      It's not just his posture it's his tone of voice and his confidence as superman he has a deeper voice with a lot of confidence when he speaks while as Clark he's more shy and doesn't have that confidence you can see it in the Christopher reeve superman movie he does a great job as superman czcams.com/video/tNUu6Lf9mVU/video.html

    • @edcaous
      @edcaous Před 2 lety +57

      The real answer is plot.
      That's it.
      Tracking technology in DC is more precise than ours, last time I checked.

    • @jeffsterc1657
      @jeffsterc1657 Před 2 lety +29

      @@edcaous Not really an Alien who can learn a new language after he just heard it can easily mask his voice and people most of the time think you are just a look alike.

    • @Krolshi
      @Krolshi Před 2 lety +25

      @@LordSteeleCastleClashPsteele68 This and with someone else’s comment saying people aren’t actively searching for him and he isn’t masked when he’s Superman, makes a whole lot of sense and is believable to me why people haven’t figured it out. It’s easier for us to joke on it and act like it’s obvious because we already know 😂

    • @thebatman.
      @thebatman. Před 2 lety +31

      One time, Lex Luthor actually did find out his identity but thought there was no way it could be someone as “lame” as Clark so he disregarded it 🙃

  • @o.8.p149
    @o.8.p149 Před rokem +1

    Clark when he goes out worsens his posture and changes his voice

  • @JamesJones-fk1mv
    @JamesJones-fk1mv Před rokem +16

    I honestly believe it has something to do with what people "believe" they see. Another example of this would be in Spectacular Spider-man where Peter dressed up as Spider-man during Halloween to secretly fight Doc Ock and avoid blowing his cover. Mj and Liz said it looked good on him while Flash (as always) clowned him.

    • @kantojohto4785
      @kantojohto4785 Před rokem +2

      I think they don’t wanna believe Clark Kent is superman lol I think that’s what it really is 😅

  • @ojogbaneamedu2501
    @ojogbaneamedu2501 Před 2 lety +3952

    There are actually quite a few explanations for why people wouldn’t recognize Superman that make sense and have been validated. The only person I’d really question is Lois Lane given that she’s been up close to both of them and knows them both in a personal capacity.

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 Před 2 lety +19

      I make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me

    • @musashi5167
      @musashi5167 Před 2 lety +340

      What are the explanations? Is it the hypnotism trick? Other than that I have a hard time accepting that not *one* person could atleast be skeptical of Clark. The dude suddenly disappears whenever there's danger and the next thing you see is superman lol.

    • @Gioppdumister
      @Gioppdumister Před 2 lety +267

      @@musashi5167 one of them actually was that his glasses have a low power hypnosis property

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    • @AmbitiousMuscle
      @AmbitiousMuscle Před 2 lety +417

      I've had people misidentify me without my glasses after seeing me 20 minutes ago with my glasses on.

  • @khaledm.1476
    @khaledm.1476 Před 2 lety +228

    "Your weakness is a green rock, batman would never"
    Batman's strength is plot armour

    • @michielnl96
      @michielnl96 Před 2 lety +13

      If you watch any anime you know how powerfull that shit is😂

    • @ihatefridays2715
      @ihatefridays2715 Před 2 lety +26

      @@michielnl96 Bruh, Batman takes plot armor to the MAX. No anime protagonist even compares.
      You know how Darkseid's Omega Beams can send people through various places and times? Wanna know how he got it?
      Darkseid blasted Batman with his beams. We even saw his corpse and everything. But then Batman came back, telling us all that he wasn't killed, he was just _omega sanction'd._ In other words, they gave Darkseid a whole new ability just to explain why Batman didn't actually die.
      This guy somehow managed to defeat Evil Wonder Woman and Superman (Kryptonite gum, it's so stupid) even as Bruce Wayne. We're talking about a guy that beats enemies that can singlehandedly fight the entire JL and not die.

    • @chris7285
      @chris7285 Před 2 lety +5

      The only gadgets Superman needs is Office armor

    • @dreamingng6752
      @dreamingng6752 Před rokem +1

      Ur weakness is proper english

    • @mattyt3625
      @mattyt3625 Před rokem +2

      So true. Batman is the biggest Mary Sue in comics with the most plot armor.

  • @grimcreeperyt9241
    @grimcreeperyt9241 Před 10 měsíci +1

    One time Henry Cavill stood in Times Square with a Superman shirt under a Superman ad that had his face in it and no one recognized him.

  • @nappysaiyan9405
    @nappysaiyan9405 Před 2 lety +9

    If I remember correctly, in the comics, one of superman's power allows him to slightly change his bone structure so he can change his face and not be recognized, especially with glasses on

    • @zofficial5600
      @zofficial5600 Před 2 lety

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  • @josiahmosley154
    @josiahmosley154 Před 2 lety +506

    "Yeah I'm pretty sure he can get us to meet batman" the greatest line in the world

    • @AskMeWhyYoureStupid
      @AskMeWhyYoureStupid Před 2 lety

      Just another desperate nobody qouting the video in a sad attempt to Garner likes.
      Try having a original thought you box of rocks

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 Před 2 lety

      Hi guys, I'm a small but rising comedian who makes skits with no filter and plot twists. Tell me what you think of them

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    • @davidwhite2561
      @davidwhite2561 Před 2 lety

      Ikr.. Wifey is asking the important questions Lol

  • @Spenzankiller02
    @Spenzankiller02 Před 2 lety +20

    "I just work here" I say that literally everyday in my retail job

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 Před 2 lety

      I make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me bro

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 Před 2 lety

      Hi guys, I'm a small but rising comedian who makes skits with no filter and plot twists. Tell me what you think of them..

  • @deannaw9128
    @deannaw9128 Před rokem +2

    "They're dying TE-RRIBLYYY"😂😂😂

  • @suryansh8993
    @suryansh8993 Před 2 lety +5

    The man never goes out of amazing skits 😂🔥

  • @josegarcia6997
    @josegarcia6997 Před 2 lety +22

    1:47 lmao

  • @mysteryjunkie9808
    @mysteryjunkie9808 Před 2 lety +133

    The actual actor Henry Canvill stood under a Superman billboard of his character but he was dressed like Clark Kent and nobody recognized him. Plus it’s not like he’s any less powerful as Kent so that’s just 40 hours a week villian don’t got to deal with him

    • @M1ManOwaR
      @M1ManOwaR Před 2 lety +17

      I saw a comic someone did where someone was about to attack Clark because they recognized him and anther supervillain stopped him like, "Do you think he's any less powerful right now? Let him work, that's 8 hours a day that we don't have to deal with him!"

    • @zofficial5600
      @zofficial5600 Před 2 lety

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    • @mimah1015
      @mimah1015 Před 2 lety +1

      @@M1ManOwaR Really??🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mysteryjunkie9808
      @mysteryjunkie9808 Před rokem

      @@mimah1015 yeah Metallo ran his face through a data base for facial recognition and told Lex Luther that told him everyone knows and not to mess with him while he’s working

  • @iTzDynamic
    @iTzDynamic Před 5 měsíci +2

    1:41 “take ya pants off, let’s see that super print” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lolerligma9061
    @lolerligma9061 Před 2 lety +1

    he has hypnotism so they will never be able to tell

  • @707zacbuster
    @707zacbuster Před 2 lety +22

    Griff out here exposing everyone's secret identity like he get paid for it.

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  • @DeathHound3000
    @DeathHound3000 Před 2 lety +1432

    For those who didn't know, it's explained in the comics that his glasses are kryptonian in origin and actually boost his low level hypnosis ability so he can warp people's perception of him.

  • @MakoRuu
    @MakoRuu Před 2 lety +1

    Superman vibrates his face when he's near people so his facial features appear slightly blurry to anyone looking directly at him.

  • @Kenshi.Yonezu
    @Kenshi.Yonezu Před rokem +1

    this is super funny, love your videos griff

  • @jamielthashepherd6870
    @jamielthashepherd6870 Před 2 lety +38

    “Your weakness is a green rock” A radioactive rock that gave Lex Luthor cancer. Plus Green Lanterns weakness used to be the color yellow.

  • @emoon6618
    @emoon6618 Před 2 lety

    "Your weakness is a green rock, Batman could never."
    Shots fired

  • @iyannawalker5550
    @iyannawalker5550 Před 2 lety

    Love these guys videos The!! Ugh the classroom assassination poster in the back....that anime was SOOOOO good

  • @mr.duanesharpe
    @mr.duanesharpe Před 2 lety +16

    2:00
    Dude had the Doomsday stare!

  • @steph6154
    @steph6154 Před 2 lety +47

    My entire childhood was based around the same question 😂😂

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 Před 2 lety

      RDC,Lenarr, Griffy, Caleb, and Hardstop Lucas are the goats of making skits. They all gave me inspiration to start creating skits. Tell me what I can improve on...

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi Před 2 lety +1

    That new guy just got promoted to Jimmy Olson. Not because of trust or friendship or anything, but because of necessity in keeping Superman's identity secret.

  • @imakevideogames6196
    @imakevideogames6196 Před 2 lety +1

    What's hilarious was that henry cavil was out in public wearing a superman t shirt and no one recognized him, he even stood right under the movie billboard in plain sight.

  • @joeywheelercabrosky528
    @joeywheelercabrosky528 Před 2 lety +141

    I just love how so much of the skit is devoted to show Griffy's actual love for Batman lol

  • @Goldenleyend
    @Goldenleyend Před 2 lety +38

    "Batman better than you" he was so close to making him snap with that one 😂😂

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 Před 2 lety

      I make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me

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      @neilxdavis5359 Před 2 lety

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  • @AlE-wi3vm
    @AlE-wi3vm Před 2 lety

    Thank you Griffy for this one. This needed to be addressed for so long. ✌🏾

  • @msmithivh1
    @msmithivh1 Před 2 lety +2

    Superman listening to everyone die to maintain his lie!!! HILARIOUS

  • @Will-lh2ce
    @Will-lh2ce Před 2 lety +533

    People are so caught up in their own lives and their own illusions. When they look at Clark Kent. they all always go. NAH. That can't be him. Pretty much how it is.

    • @electroflames
      @electroflames Před 2 lety +36

      Nah there's so many youtubers, conspiracy theorist, and clout chasers that would not rest until they found supermans identity he wouldn't last

    • @AlexanderAzarov
      @AlexanderAzarov Před 2 lety +19

      @@electroflames And there's plenty of laying down red herrings too. The butts match!

    • @94oddy
      @94oddy Před 2 lety +4

      I doubt it, I think he low key have a power for that cause there was an episode where some did sus him but basically refuse to believe its him cause they saw Clark as this weak push over ever though hes built like he goes to the gym

    • @Eternaldarkness3166
      @Eternaldarkness3166 Před 2 lety +12

      It's also like, a movie star or singer could walk right past you, but if you haven't seen them recently or are preoccupied with your own stuff, you'd never know it was them unless they wanted you to know.

    • @adaphion
      @adaphion Před 2 lety +14

      @@electroflames People don't assume Superman has a secret identity because he doesn't wear a mask

  • @dantephantom9030
    @dantephantom9030 Před 2 lety +32

    "Your weakness is a green rock batman could never"
    That was the cherry on top🍒

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  • @demonsnow1413
    @demonsnow1413 Před rokem +1

    I always wonder man just got a glasses and they can’t tell it’s Superman

  • @teensofdenial2322
    @teensofdenial2322 Před 2 lety

    I've been asking myself the same question for over a decade now, good thing that someone actually decided to bring it up. You're actually the first person I've seen to bring this up, props for that. 😂

  • @Geobot3000
    @Geobot3000 Před 2 lety +7

    Superman: 😀
    People: Oh my gosh it's superman!
    Superman: 🤓
    People: Where the fuck did he go?!?

  • @SleeplessSiren
    @SleeplessSiren Před 2 lety +226

    So here's how Clark avoids being recognized. On top of wearing glasses, he also wears baggy clothes, changes his speech pattern, walks slouching, and mats his hair down. Movies keep Clark as a stoic brooding dude but he's purposely less confident as Clark. So at the end of the day Clark is just this meek guy who kinda looks like Superman if someone would even bother to give him the time of day, but there's just more contrasts than similarities

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    • @Jearbearjenkins
      @Jearbearjenkins Před 2 lety +36

      Exactly. He’s not confident when he’s clark. He doesn’t speak like superman when he’s clark. He doesn’t walk like superman when he’s clark. He doesn’t look as muscular as superman when he’s clark and wearing casual clothes. Just an average dude who is also 6’4 and just so happens to sort of look like superman. The movies keep getting that wrong sadly

    • @TheDSasterX
      @TheDSasterX Před 2 lety +11

      @@Jearbearjenkins Bruh you ever look at a gym bro is casual clothes and think "nahhhh he's just some scrawny white boy, those traps aren't popping and he can't even fill out his sleeves" Face it Metropolis is the dumbest city there is. You could just facial recognition his secret identity right out. Sadboi does not counter basic pattern recognition, even if he puts his hair down. Get outta here, making it sound like doing your hair in the morning makes you unrecognizable pfffffft!

    • @juniorlee7084
      @juniorlee7084 Před 2 lety +3

      It’s like hiding in plain sight and our ego can’t accept the truth

    • @AlexanderAzarov
      @AlexanderAzarov Před 2 lety +5

      @@TheDSasterX a well-fitted (or badly-fitted) suit works wonders at either accentuating or hiding any muscles.

  • @jamesfitzgerald1684
    @jamesfitzgerald1684 Před 2 lety +45

    Let me put it this way. If Chris Hemsworth started working at your job would you think it was Chris Hemsworth? or a guy that looked like him? Nobody expects the most powerful man in the world to sit next to him doing a desk job.
    Clark Kent is also a bit of a doofus. You get to know him and you think, "What a dork". Superman is no dork.

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      @zofficial5600 Před 2 lety

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    • @LilXancheX
      @LilXancheX Před rokem

      What if Superman is a dork?

    • @PSNloversalu
      @PSNloversalu Před rokem +4

      Bruh I'd be calling him 'Chris Hemsworth' 24/7 cuz I have trouble remembering names, or even intentionally!

  • @tzoanast1061
    @tzoanast1061 Před 2 lety

    Dude was keeping him hostage by looking at him and not allowing him to zoom to the fight scene lol.

  • @que9756
    @que9756 Před 2 lety +8

    him sneaking in “your weakness is a green rock, batman can never”😭😂😂

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  • @charleschiemekaekeogu6908
    @charleschiemekaekeogu6908 Před 2 lety +93

    "Your weakness is a green rock, Batman could never"
    Bro, Batman's greatest enemy is a LITERAL CLOWN!!!!!

    • @siyasithole7995
      @siyasithole7995 Před 2 lety

      A Terrorist Clown to be Exact

    • @Peacelover305
      @Peacelover305 Před 2 lety +14

      Enemy, not weakness

    • @fiveseven15
      @fiveseven15 Před 2 lety +5

      yeah but gotta admit for a clown, joker is pretty nuts

    • @byronrush9802
      @byronrush9802 Před 2 lety +1

      @Vixen Lunastra also magic, people who are just as strong as he is or people who have abilities that can take his powers away or Red Sun energy then there's Batman who's weaknesses include bullets, women who happen to be villains because he can't help not to sleep with them, and anything that could kill a regular human, the thing that protects him is plot armor which is his superpower now besides being incredibly rich and a bona fide genius and literally the master of over 10 different martial arts which they never show also being a detective with deductive reasoning and a little forensic analysis

    • @ChadBenjamin
      @ChadBenjamin Před 2 lety

      @Vixen Lunastra That's not how it works. It's the equivalent of us being weak to uranium, which is a radioactive mineral that comes from our planet.

  • @Dan-lm6sn
    @Dan-lm6sn Před 2 lety +1

    “SUPERMAN BITCH” I lost it

  • @whodis5464
    @whodis5464 Před 2 lety +1

    I love your anime posters! My favorite is the AC poster 😁✨

  • @punishedbearzerker5400
    @punishedbearzerker5400 Před 2 lety +80

    "Your weakness is a green rock. Batman could never."
    Yeah, well Batman's weakness is *any* rock thrown by Superman.

    • @retronerds6884
      @retronerds6884 Před 2 lety +11

      Batman's human as fuck anything can kill him

    • @ranelgallardo7031
      @ranelgallardo7031 Před 2 lety +6

      @@retronerds6884 He’s the only superhero who can participate in the Olympics cause he has no superpowers

    • @Zoogi.e
      @Zoogi.e Před 2 lety +6

      @@ranelgallardo7031 …a lot of superheroes don’t have super powers. Please don’t make me list them.

    • @Edmures_rampant_manhood
      @Edmures_rampant_manhood Před 2 lety +4

      @@Zoogi.e who?
      Just kidding

    • @afrozenmind
      @afrozenmind Před 2 lety

      Didn't Batman dodge omega beams?

  • @Schway616
    @Schway616 Před 2 lety +228

    "Batman better than you"
    "Your weakness is a green rock Batman could never"
    Rude but facts bruh transferred from Gotham to Metropolis

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      @neilxdavis5359 Před 2 lety

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    • @bsbg-lifts
      @bsbg-lifts Před 2 lety +7

      Batman’s weakness is everything

    • @nicholascage7696
      @nicholascage7696 Před 2 lety +1

      @today was a good day yo mama

    • @AaRey7
      @AaRey7 Před 2 lety

      Batman's only super power is white privilege

  • @TheXavierClark1
    @TheXavierClark1 Před rokem +1

    This man about to hit him like he did Joker

  • @monikaking11
    @monikaking11 Před 2 lety

    “your weakness is a green rock batman could never” took my soul😢😅😂🤣🥲

  • @kierra_mist
    @kierra_mist Před 2 lety +238

    Never disappoints 😂😂

  • @allforone3427
    @allforone3427 Před 2 lety +10

    0:36 actually Bruce Wayne does own the Daily Planet so this isn't untrue

  • @thecameraman6275
    @thecameraman6275 Před rokem +1

    Batmans weakness is not having parents

  • @ItsJustYare
    @ItsJustYare Před 2 lety +4

    For anyone curious about how no one recognizes Superman as Clark, it’s because of his glasses. From what I remember I THINK they’re Kryptonian/Magical glasses that alter his entire appearance

  • @earlvaughan-williams3835
    @earlvaughan-williams3835 Před 2 lety +64

    This always blew my damn mind. Everybody at the daily planet is an idiot 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 Před 2 lety +1

      I make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 Před 2 lety

      Hi everyone, I'm a uprising entertainer who makes short comedic skits. Tell me what you think can be done better in them. Many thanks fr

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    • @SaltoDaKid
      @SaltoDaKid Před 2 lety +2

      It’s skit in truth Superman in comic changes his voice, his back appear more smaller. But that excuse been abandoned.

    • @BabyGirlTiny
      @BabyGirlTiny Před 2 lety

      They explained this in the comics

  • @bobandweave3911
    @bobandweave3911 Před 2 lety +78

    There are some people out there where a set of glasses changes their whole face. I just figured that was the case for Clark

    • @26mic
      @26mic Před 2 lety

      I be filming entertaining videos just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come to tell me dawg

    • @user-fp8pv2jp9u
      @user-fp8pv2jp9u Před 2 lety +5

      These bots man

    • @charlieraikage4158
      @charlieraikage4158 Před 2 lety

      He also hypnotizes people as well as slouch in order to sell it

    • @iamepic6726
      @iamepic6726 Před 2 lety +6

      that and they made it so that he wears special glasses made of a kryptonian crystal that disguises his face. something like that

    • @jrelmoore6065
      @jrelmoore6065 Před 2 lety +3

      Superman flies. People don't usually get a close up of his face either way

  • @Shawn-jo4hj
    @Shawn-jo4hj Před 2 lety

    "You're weakness is a green rock. Batman could never"
    Batman: Laughs in inflation

  • @TheBlaqros3
    @TheBlaqros3 Před rokem

    How did I miss this vid!! You literally said how I feel about this dude! Superman gets in my nerve when ready

  • @mikeplayz355
    @mikeplayz355 Před 2 lety +10

    “Nah the dude who be throwing people into building and sht yea state taxes be high as heck cause of you” this is the realest statement of 2022

  • @Wave_Boi
    @Wave_Boi Před 2 lety +5

    Look at Mia Khalifa with and without glasses, almost like a different person. Same with Superman.

  • @ohboi2119
    @ohboi2119 Před 2 lety

    An even more accurate depiction is how Griffy wears some glasses and suddenly he's Clark Kent

  • @Jj4y
    @Jj4y Před 2 lety +1

    In one the comics it was told he had the power to hypnotize people when he had the glasses on

  • @themilkman993
    @themilkman993 Před 2 lety +14

    They actually had a comic that shows how he did things like crouch down, speak differently, walk differently, etc. to make it work.

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    • @siyasithole7995
      @siyasithole7995 Před 2 lety +1

      Nigga literally has the same face and voice of the world's most famous hero I'm not buying that not one person has gone up to him and said" you look like Superman " or investigated him a bit ?

    • @intrex9828
      @intrex9828 Před 2 lety +2

      @@siyasithole7995 You'd be surprised how it can actually work.

    • @siyasithole7995
      @siyasithole7995 Před 2 lety

      @@intrex9828 to strangers and people that don't particularly know Clark it works but what about his friends? Does no one even ask him about he's striking resemblance to Superman? Especially Lois she has no excuse!

    • @BabyGirlTiny
      @BabyGirlTiny Před 2 lety

      @@siyasithole7995 he literally has the same face of Bruce wayne

  • @jorbemesis1157
    @jorbemesis1157 Před 2 lety +13

    Actually, the glasses are superpowers themselves which give Superman the ability to cloak his identity.

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 Před 2 lety

      I make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me

    • @siyasithole7995
      @siyasithole7995 Před 2 lety

      And where did he get those Glasses?

    • @intrex9828
      @intrex9828 Před 2 lety

      @@siyasithole7995 Kryptonian tech what else. Superman can invent things too.

    • @siyasithole7995
      @siyasithole7995 Před 2 lety

      @@intrex9828 Kryptonian tech? .... uhm have they explained how it works? Does it Like make them forget how superman looks like? Also doesn't it work on Batman?
      One last thing are the glass still a thing or have the writers forgot about that?

    • @intrex9828
      @intrex9828 Před 2 lety +1

      @@siyasithole7995 Its pretty inconsistent, sometimes the writers implement it on the story but most of the time they don't _(only Supergirl uses it frequently)_ Either way, he doesn't really need a disguise anymore since he revealed his identity to the world in the comics.

  • @jonsonatlas6649
    @jonsonatlas6649 Před 2 lety +1

    Imagine his eyes popping outta his head while staring to make sure he dont leave to safe those people.

  • @EO18
    @EO18 Před 2 lety

    "Your weakness is a green rock, Batman could never". 💀

  • @kc.21k
    @kc.21k Před 2 lety +4

    Clark Kent: "My glasses are all I need to be undercover" and never gets exposed as Superman
    Gohan/Saiyaman: *Gets found out by Videl in the first week of being a superhero even with a whole new suit*

  • @thisjustin5330
    @thisjustin5330 Před 2 lety +8

    My Shit Froze At A 1:20 For Like A Long While And This Just Too Good

  • @shaheemjackson283
    @shaheemjackson283 Před rokem +3

    Griffy's so good that sometimes I forget that he's the only person in these skits 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kennethdelacruz3933
    @kennethdelacruz3933 Před 2 lety +1

    The way he just started roasting superman casually on the phone 💀

  • @yokingstream1005
    @yokingstream1005 Před 2 lety +3

    Man’s glasses are easily the greatest disguise a Superhero has ever worn.

  • @kirayoshikage3258
    @kirayoshikage3258 Před 2 lety +12

    I would be scared to expose Superman, he’s basically a god