Tom Segura Learns Toilet Italian - YMH Highlight

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  • čas přidán 12. 05. 2022
  • Tom Segura has been learning Italian while he's taking a dump. And while he still talks like a 3 year old Italian, there are some phrases he's learning that DEFINITELY aren't meant for dumb babies.
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Komentáře • 88

  • @piercedliquidnipples
    @piercedliquidnipples Před 2 lety +8

    Italian here: Tom your pronunciation was spot on, 10/10, watching you curse in my language made my day. I love u guys, been a fan for ages.

  • @ryanneilan3223
    @ryanneilan3223 Před 2 lety +52

    Christine calling it 'i-talian' is killing me.

    • @Nobodyevencares27
      @Nobodyevencares27 Před 2 lety +4

      Obviously because the country is called “I”taly…

    • @Eric-ci1of
      @Eric-ci1of Před 2 lety +1

      Eyetalian

    • @zac.s
      @zac.s Před 2 lety +3

      I know a lot of older people that call it that as well. Tina is becoming cooler everyday.

    • @johnathanblank
      @johnathanblank Před 2 lety

      Dumb brod

    • @margaretelford8309
      @margaretelford8309 Před 2 lety

      We sell an “Italian pasta” salad at my work and I’ve had a few people pronounce it like that before

  • @triplomalto9333
    @triplomalto9333 Před 2 lety +22

    I am italian and I didn't think I wanted anything more than this up until I saw the title of the video

  • @ArikIkirA
    @ArikIkirA Před 2 lety +10

    As Italian from Napoli I can tell you all that the fanculo a chi te mmuort by Tom is one of the highest point of my ymh experience! Bravo !

  • @Ganjasmith
    @Ganjasmith Před 2 lety +8

    1:48 he said "La donna mangia il pane" the way my old grandmother used to - fucking dying here

  • @IsaiasMGPalafox
    @IsaiasMGPalafox Před 2 lety +8

    Tom should’ve been in House of Gucci. 🤣💯

  • @KZ_MMA_
    @KZ_MMA_ Před 2 lety +34

    I can't wait to learn more vulgar Italian words and phrases, Assassin's Creed taught me some back in the day

    • @kriskris9751
      @kriskris9751 Před 2 lety +3

      Assassin's Creed was my Italian instructor as well.

    • @jmhubenthal
      @jmhubenthal Před 2 lety +1

      Requiescat en pace was always dope

    • @KZ_MMA_
      @KZ_MMA_ Před 2 lety

      @@jmhubenthal Yuuuuuup 💯

  • @bestiagrama1276
    @bestiagrama1276 Před 2 lety +8

    Yes Tom, italian is basically Lego for insults once you learn how to use basic blocks it's all fun from there, real shit starts to come in when you go into regional dialects insults. It's awesome that you're learning italian, can't wait to see your shows in Italy :D

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial Před 2 lety +1

      The Italian-Americans where I grew up only ever sounded actually Italian when they cursed. It sounded very nice to my ears.

  • @kioloz
    @kioloz Před 2 lety +3

    Grande Tom porcodio parli come il mio filippino

  • @dadeevad
    @dadeevad Před 2 lety +6

    If you want to go hardcore you have to learn the art of bestemmie

  • @blufrittata2538
    @blufrittata2538 Před 2 lety +1

    As an italian, this is amazing!

  • @celestialanger7102
    @celestialanger7102 Před 2 lety +3

    I can’t wait until Tom gets to level 3 now.

  • @MikiStormTrooper
    @MikiStormTrooper Před 2 lety +1

    Tom always kills me when perfectly pronounces stuff like "Me cago en tus muertos" 🤣

  • @bradley163
    @bradley163 Před 2 lety +3

    GORLAMI

  • @soufianerouhaim6263
    @soufianerouhaim6263 Před 2 lety +2

    I would really love to hear Tom bestemmiare ! Bestemmie are the level 3

  • @DestroyerOfWombs
    @DestroyerOfWombs Před 2 lety +4

    Just casually inspiring the world with Toiletalian.

  • @autotunedbear6355
    @autotunedbear6355 Před 2 lety

    What app does he use?

  • @malenotyalc
    @malenotyalc Před 2 lety +1

    Title edit: Tom Segura Learns Toilet, Previously Tom Just Shit and Pissed Himself.

  • @KingCreature88
    @KingCreature88 Před 2 lety +1

    What time uh, you Takin your Poops Tom! or the Editor or Nidav that Would Be Hilarious!!!

  • @rogerfurlong1535
    @rogerfurlong1535 Před 2 lety

    Toms trying to get a role in a Scorcese flick.

  • @warspyder7406
    @warspyder7406 Před 2 lety

    Penne marinara got me.

  • @rylanpage7005
    @rylanpage7005 Před 9 měsíci

    Does Tom ever say what apps he is using?

  • @kingjellybean9795
    @kingjellybean9795 Před 2 lety

    Ever hear the one about the italian tire company?

  • @jennitorsiello5429
    @jennitorsiello5429 Před 2 lety +1

    Grande Tom! Mi fai sempre morire dal ridere 🤣🤌

  • @antonio.desiderio
    @antonio.desiderio Před 2 lety

    Hi, I'm Italian, I speak a very good English and I wanna apply for teaching Tom swear words, curse words, insults (and maybe a little Italian too...) Cheers from Milan

  • @franco6086
    @franco6086 Před 2 lety +1

    grande Tommaso Segura tieni i jeans alti e stretti

  • @str_rug
    @str_rug Před 2 lety

    Calzone's are the best.....

  • @mariomicossi
    @mariomicossi Před 2 lety +1

    I'm from Argentina and recently moved to Bari, South Italy. I'm in the process of learning the language and understanding more about the local culture. And no disrespect but, so far, I'm not that impressed with the insults here. Argentinian insults are way more creative, way more hurtful and 100x more hilarious 🤷🏻‍♂️... I've observed that people here tend to take everything literal, they don't have a "ball busting" kind of culture and they have explosive tempers. They would be in a fight 10 minutes after arriving to Argentina...

  • @roel.vinckens
    @roel.vinckens Před 2 lety

    Katso!

  • @richardhall5221
    @richardhall5221 Před 2 lety

    Nadov's laughter in the background really makes this show even better!

  • @jtubetv9380
    @jtubetv9380 Před 2 lety

    Prettier Spanish? You just lost the Mexican vote 😂😂😂

  • @dougswamprat5275
    @dougswamprat5275 Před 2 lety +1

    la salsa piccante è la migliore.

  • @TauntedSymbol
    @TauntedSymbol Před 2 lety

    BICICLETTE!

  • @MJB1993
    @MJB1993 Před 2 lety

    Not enough 🤌

  • @123tobiiboii123
    @123tobiiboii123 Před 2 lety

    holy shit nadav is looking slimmer

  • @Laporch
    @Laporch Před 2 lety

    They shoulda had Tom do the new Mario movie

  • @juanrobbie3172
    @juanrobbie3172 Před 2 lety

    wow...i did like that...

  • @LeoSkyro
    @LeoSkyro Před 2 lety +4

    As a fantastic Spanish speaker, I woulda expected Tom to pronounce the GL sound correctly and not like all other Americans do, since it's literally the same as the LL in Spanish
    But I guess the burgerman side won over

    • @Angelica-rg2mf
      @Angelica-rg2mf Před 2 lety +1

      It's nowhere near the same sound but ok

    • @LeoSkyro
      @LeoSkyro Před 2 lety +1

      @@Angelica-rg2mf Both are represented by the ʎ phonetic symbol
      But please, dont let me stop you from being colossaly wrong about something you know nothing about

    • @endicottera40
      @endicottera40 Před 2 lety

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  • @franzesc
    @franzesc Před 2 lety +2

    I'm so offended by this, I just wanted you to learn bestemmie

  • @Henofmayhem
    @Henofmayhem Před 2 lety

    Ma fàn guèll

  • @LL3Jay
    @LL3Jay Před 2 lety +1

    Spanish has a leg up on Italian in my opinion… and I’m as white as Don Lemon, so my opinion doesn’t matter.

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 Před 2 lety

    Now I wanna see if Christina has Idle Fiends on her phone or is that a lie too? I never know what to believe with these people.

  • @evsrax9556
    @evsrax9556 Před 2 lety

    Heard a gambler named vito say the thumbnail one, in context, it seemed racial. Im here for knowledge, jeans!

  • @NTHthebest
    @NTHthebest Před 2 lety

    AY-TALLIAN WTF...

  • @Arron-S
    @Arron-S Před 2 lety

    I talian

  • @LeoSkyro
    @LeoSkyro Před 2 lety

    Italian is so good for insults
    We even have some for God, the Virgin Mary and all the saints

    • @hoyit
      @hoyit Před 2 lety +1

      I had an old Italian boss at the pizzeria I worked at when I was in my 20s. I had taken some Italian in high school and college but learned all the useful stuff when I was there. When he got really pissed, which was often he’d say “Dio cornuto bestia!” or “Puttana alla marona bestia!” or my favorite, “PORCO DIO!!”

    • @LeoSkyro
      @LeoSkyro Před 2 lety

      @@hoyit those are some good ones

  • @anthonyjuggalo2764
    @anthonyjuggalo2764 Před 2 lety +12

    Does Tom's wife have an onlyfans?

    • @KZ_MMA_
      @KZ_MMA_ Před 2 lety +3

      I wish, I'd love to get a good look at those milk monsters

    • @roel.vinckens
      @roel.vinckens Před 2 lety

      She had. But do to lack of fans...

  • @kingjellybean9795
    @kingjellybean9795 Před 2 lety +1

    Wop means with out paper, meaning illegal not a racial slur but a status slur lol

  • @darthmarticusLFC
    @darthmarticusLFC Před 2 lety

    Is she seriously saying it eye-talian

  • @mickeypac6087
    @mickeypac6087 Před 2 lety

    It’s not I-tailyan ,

  • @Micah__
    @Micah__ Před 2 lety +2

    🤌🏻Gabagool🤌🏻 ovaa heee 👇🏻👇🏻

  • @endicottera40
    @endicottera40 Před 2 lety

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  • @hashslingingslasher666

    Christina it bothers us when you people say eyetalian.

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial Před 2 lety +3

      That’s exactly why she said it that way. No one, who lives outside of the swamps, actually thinks that’s how it is pronounced.

  • @tonygunk6795
    @tonygunk6795 Před 2 lety

    "eye"talion? its It-talion.. you dont say im from "Eye"tily do you?

  • @SaltRiverSunshine
    @SaltRiverSunshine Před 2 lety

    I realized I am not in love with my girlfriend when I watched this video for 4 minutes and only just remembered that she's from Italy. I'm about to share this clip with her; she doesn't speak english.

  • @kennywestone12
    @kennywestone12 Před 2 lety

    I spent a week in Italy and I know more than Tom will ever know. Tom I recommend you go to Italy and in two weeks you will learn Italian easily, you just need to listen and try a bit.

  • @steffanrosser7250
    @steffanrosser7250 Před 2 lety

    It hurts listening to the pronunciation of italian