Nope. I sing the first one two under my breath on a regular basis. And the last one can be "cleaned up" ("peed my pants" instead of "pissed my pants" in the beginning; dang instead of damn, and "whizzed" for "piss right through my [Wrangler] drawers").
Here are few more Christmas parodies. 1. Grandma Got Arrested By The Police 2. Frosty The Dopeman 3. Rudolph The Crackhead Reindeer 4. O Christmas Pee 5. The Twelve Days In Prison
Rudolph tha crack head reindeer.. had a very nasty breath.. and If you ever smelled it. You would die in 2 seconds.. olive the other reindeer.. went to Rudolph and said.. Rudolph the crack head reindeer, GET A FREAKIN LIFE, RUDOLPH!! Grandpa got arrested by the police.. because she beat up old lady mary.. you can say that she was a total dick head, but for me and grandpa, we agree
Frank can’t poop he’s constipated fa la la la la la la la la took a pain pill now he’s faded fa la la la la la la la la took Movantik to feel better fa la la la la la la la la now he’s making that doo doo butter fa la la la la la la la la
I love that Donnie one so funny more for the fact I have a friend named Donnie who is a little off like that and even he finds that funny the first time he heard it he lost his shit laughing
Larry the Cable Guy you are a damn nut you sure know how to make people laugh hope you get back to Florida Palm Beach area where you can come see you in concert I don't care what it cost me to see but I want to see it I hope I can meet you keep it up Bubba you got them all beat when you come around bill Jeff and Ron White has nothing on you buddy need the best keep it up love you brother
Karl Helm He had a version of Deck the Halls that goes like, 'Deck the in laws they ain't packing Fa la la la la la la la la la You need to leave here let's get packing Fa la la la la la la la la la The beer is gone and you ain't buying Fa la la la la la la la la I'm gonna blow my brains out and I ain't lying Fa la la la la la la la la' Another spoof on 12 Days of Christmas... '12 days after Christmas why are you all still here Please get the hell outta my house' Finally another spoof on We Wish You a Merry Christmas... 'We wish you'd get the fuck out We wish you'd get the fuck out We wish you'd get the fuck out It's almost next year'
Who is listing to this masterpice in 2024
Is it bad that I know this whole thing by heart?
Blythe Cayko yep same
Not at all
Nope. I sing the first one two under my breath on a regular basis. And the last one can be "cleaned up" ("peed my pants" instead of "pissed my pants" in the beginning; dang instead of damn, and "whizzed" for "piss right through my [Wrangler] drawers").
No it's completely not wrong at all
I memorized a lot of his stuff
Damn... I haven't heard this song in over 15 years. Precious memories...
I listen to these songs every year around Christmas time. It's become sort of a tradition. Not 1 that I'm particularly proud of but still. 😂😂
Hell I’m proud of it
How can anyone dislike this video? I guess some people have no sense of humor
Yep, 'dem bastards have NO sense of humor.
Its probly them little forners
Actually, it's us 'mericans what like to show videos to our kids that won't make them blush or their ears fall off.
The Mexicans
Its cuz their a snowflake
Mater: hey buddy want to hear my Christmas carols I made. McQueen: sure mater. Mater: starts singing his Christmas carols. McQueen:😐
Best Christmas song ever! Larry The Cable Guy is a HOOT!
I love Larry The Cable Guy! He is really funny!
The Donny one had me laughing
We're going to hell for laughing at that one
Silent farts was 😂
roflmao "i pissed my pants...the toilet was just too far..." hahaha
these are the best Christmas songs ever I give a 👍 on that
John Holden
I can't stop laughing. It's absolutely hilarious.
My name Jonny
I pissed my pants the toilet was just too far I drank too much damn beer
Melanie Donovan lmfao
Melanie Donovan i tried to hold it in but my bladder just give in and i pissed right through my droors right through my wrangler droors
I pissed I pissed my Wrangler drawers
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's so my Papa and beer lol😂😂😂
Here are few more Christmas parodies.
1. Grandma Got Arrested By The Police
2. Frosty The Dopeman
3. Rudolph The Crackhead Reindeer
4. O Christmas Pee
5. The Twelve Days In Prison
Rudolph tha crack head reindeer.. had a very nasty breath.. and If you ever smelled it. You would die in 2 seconds.. olive the other reindeer.. went to Rudolph and said.. Rudolph the crack head reindeer, GET A FREAKIN LIFE, RUDOLPH!!
Grandpa got arrested by the police.. because she beat up old lady mary.. you can say that she was a total dick head, but for me and grandpa, we agree
Frank can’t poop he’s constipated fa la la la la la la la la took a pain pill now he’s faded fa la la la la la la la la took Movantik to feel better fa la la la la la la la la now he’s making that doo doo butter fa la la la la la la la la
Twelve days in prison
Oh my god
I wanna record that badly now
1. Frankie the Dildo
2. Barney the Blue Balled Bison
3. The Twelves Days of Sexmas.
I don't care who you are...that's funny right there...If you ain't laughing, there is something WRONG with you!
Exactly what i was saying
If you don't think that's funny, you get the hell outta here right now..
Exactly
I agree with this person Im not known for being happy and laughing and I nearly pissed myself listening to this
I know right!
Here for my yearly tradition . Setting up the trees and listening 😂
Did anyone else just die laughing? Best Christmas songs I've ever heard!!😂😂☺
I damn near passed out!
yea!!!!
this is do ducking hilarious it made my night even thought I was having a rough day today
It’s that time of the year again yee yee
Oh God some of what he was saying is so freaking true.
Hilarious loved it glad I found it.😀🙋♀️
Fun as hell live buddy
The first one relates so much to our culture today 😂
I laughed so hard I pissied myself. I'm going to sing these Christmas carols to my family on Christmas
Leland Brown III lol
i pissed my wrangler droors
Love the profile picture. Just wanted to say that. I'm a rebel Ford lover, too
Awesome thanks bro
Rhull 100
Rhull 100
Cody Bussey i thought the samething
I love that Donnie one so funny more for the fact I have a friend named Donnie who is a little off like that and even he finds that funny the first time he heard it he lost his shit laughing
I’m laughing my @$$ off
I love this song .this is so much
Mcqueen: mater can I borrow a few dollars so I can go buy new tires
Mater: Get a job you bum bum bum
LOL I could think of those Cars!
Man. Those are the best
🎀⛄🤶🎄🎅⛄🎀
Merry Christmas
&
Happy New Year
🎀⛄🤶🎄🎅⛄🎀
Same to you
Fuck yea
larry is the the fucking king
jrs SMITH np Jesus is
That was awesome.
An oldie but goodie!
Can't wait till Christmas morning with the fam
Love these songs
i would vote for larry
Lmao...made my day. 😂😂😂
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas 2023
This man is a legend.
lmfao that was the best 1 yet
I love this guy
Lmao this is funny almost crap my pants
love this
He's just saying what were all thinking 🤔😂😂😂😂
This is the best best
watched 4 times
Every December i listen to this
the one at the end that he sung saying he pissed his droors was funniest one ever
an inspiration to us all
This never gets old lol
Thank you Dan🙂
Larry The Cable Guy is coming to town
I was laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣
This is so freaking funny I can’t stop laughing
So funny the Donny part is the laugh out loud pee your pants comedy kind of thing lol lol
Ok, now...where are the full-length versions of these songs? I want to hear them in full.
Isabelle Podrasky Me too!
When I was 8 I had this CD but my mom found it and hid it and now she can't find it....it's so funny
Larry The Cable Guy's Git R Done Comedy Special
Isabelle Podrasky
Hi
OMG I THINK I'M DYING XD XD XD
Yee yee I love Larry the cable guy
This is so hilarious I think I peed myself!🤣
Uh oh
Was the toilet too far 😂😂😂
Right through your wrangler drawers 😂
OMG this is great!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too funny love it
Last one...BEST ONE
My names Donny!
lol love you Larry
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
it was so funny I almost peed my pants
i would love for him to be president
this is great😂😂😂
Queer Santy claus was really funny and pissed my pants to
lmao larry amazing!!!
You made me piss myself! Thank you Larry you always Git R Done!
Tobias Walker did u piss right through ur wrangler drawers
I like this song
Have u guys heard the 12 days of Christmas one. That's so me and older brother right there😂😂
gotta listen to this every year at this time! classic
liquorbeans i'm dying of laughter
Yearly reminder
larry, i love your humor ;), you keep it funny n real ;)
Hilarious always no matter what time of year it is lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The first one is me right now
AD Machine I have never had job just don't get a drivers license till ur a senior in high school that's what I did
AD Machine really????
The first one was hilarious
You are the best cable guy their is
I love Larry
It was funny as hell
Classic👍
You about made me cry larry and old most me pie on my self
This reminds me of my Phis Ed Teacher 😂
Larry the Cable Guy you are a damn nut you sure know how to make people laugh hope you get back to Florida Palm Beach area where you can come see you in concert I don't care what it cost me to see but I want to see it I hope I can meet you keep it up Bubba you got them all beat when you come around bill Jeff and Ron White has nothing on you buddy need the best keep it up love you brother
Like this ...
That last ones the best
This was funny
I Wish My Mother In Law Would Get Hit By A Car was hilarious!
+Karl Helm not funny what if someone ran u over!!!!!!!!!
+Tyler Carnley it's the way he sang it.
+Tyler Carnley It's a joke not a dick don;t take it so hard!
+Tyler Carnley that's right I agree I wish my mother in law still alive
Karl Helm He had a version of Deck the Halls that goes like,
'Deck the in laws they ain't packing
Fa la la la la la la la la la
You need to leave here let's get packing
Fa la la la la la la la la la
The beer is gone and you ain't buying
Fa la la la la la la la la
I'm gonna blow my brains out and I ain't lying
Fa la la la la la la la la'
Another spoof on 12 Days of Christmas...
'12 days after Christmas why are you all still here
Please get the hell outta my house'
Finally another spoof on We Wish You a Merry Christmas...
'We wish you'd get the fuck out
We wish you'd get the fuck out
We wish you'd get the fuck out
It's almost next year'
This is funny!!!!!!
Larry the cable guy get it
You are funny larry cable guys
LMAO hahaha. Larry your the king
The last Carol though.
2018?
0:48 my favorite 😂
Best one is the last one! LMFAO (:
I pissed my self laughing!
Timothy Kendall Not you’re wrangler drawers
Omg 😂😂😂😂Im laughing my ass off
Its amazing Disney let him be in all the cars movies
THIS CD IS IN MY COLLECTION. GET A COPY AND ENJOY IT.