WAR IS HELL | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #1
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The entire episode I was just internally screaming "You're placing them in the wrong direction!"
m2 xd
Yes.
Same
The pain
Yep same
Jack, the front line of the battlefield is to the left of your screen, not the top, hence the arrow.
*left
It's to the left, hence the arrow.
No wonder they all went in a line xD
Oh. I saw the arrow, and had my doubts, but I thought it would have been more logical to be on the right, seeing as, in the actual battle simulation, his army always started on the left, moving toward the right. I guess that's not how it works. Edited!
I wouldn't know unless I notice after 3 hours of playjng
“I’m gonna put my chariots up front.”
*puts them as far back as he can*
2:53 a legend was born with pre alpha Roger
..
1997 colorized. A young roger is born
Roger was like 13 years old
feel old yet?
*Guys, he gets it.* I'm sure after 90% of the comments being about how Jack placed his army in the wrong direction, he knows by now. No need for everybody to repeat it over and over again.
If you want Jack to know, like a comment that points out the mistake nicely. *Don't spam the comments with it.*
HORNS OF ZULU!
Good call.
I agree. This is a better this a better option.
JACK!!!!!! Your army is facing the wrong- JA- ...JAAACK!!!!!
Exactly - I don't get why everyone needs to point this out again ...
20 minutes of play. Never once pays attention to the GIANT ARROW on the left side of the screen that shows the direction of attack of the enemy...
ikr
ahhhh, ik i wantedto scream it at him! hahahaha
and he cant tell his men are all going single file lol
I know right ;-; >:(
I agree same i was like hes bound to see them all running in a single file line, nope doesnt seem to notice *sigh*
To all these little kids saying “stop cussing” and “play roblox”, you really should not be here
Agreed.
Me is 9.
@@sayhanahmed4527 what are you even doing here xd
@@detectivedance OOF
Sayhan Ahmed lol nice try
11:39. What happens when you reach 100% brain capacity. R.I.P. Random Blue Dude.
Teach me how to do that
you just say the time like 0:00
the fact that he wasn't lining the men up in the menu the right way set me on edge the whole video
But tbh I would of made that mistake if I was him - I don't know why they did it that way. I guess it makes sense in some ways but just for new people it doesn't
everyone is banging on about it in the comments and it just makes me laugh xD
Same
Ocd??
VEnoMz 3P nahh
Was anyone else just waiting for Jack to realize that were he was placing the troops wasn't the back, it was the side.
Jack, the troops go left to right, not back to front
*by left to right, I meant right to left
YES!!
Nope, cuz i was too busy enjoying the game/episode laughing my ass off, then fucking worrying about him going the wrong way!!! STOP COMPLAINING!
Yeh
+Bobbybobbob Jr fanboy alert😂
After 6 years I still remember that this was my first jack vid and I LAUGHED my ass off
Ayyyy we still here
W
8:13 *D I D Y O U J U S T K I L L . . .*
*M Y O W N F U C K I N G S O I L D E R S ?*
Put it at 0.5 speed and it's SO hillarious
Your profile fits your own comment.
nicki1411 *Y* *E* *S* *S* *I* *R*
Lol
Archers that did: *YES*
for the whole video, i was waiting fir him to realize where the front line is
Ikr
Same
and he wonders why they were hitting each other
yeah xd
yeah me to
It was amazing that he never realised he was always sending in the units in a straight line. However, to his credit, the devs weren't very bright orienting the map right to left. Even when you get in game, you army starts going left to right. Much better that they changed it.
it was so painful to fucking watch
they changed that in the versions afer this
TheGreenScyanite I know they did. I even said at the end of my comment.
hidanprime ah ok
best bitch every
at 19:18 one of the blue guys goes flying as he does the high five thing it made me cry😂
OML YES
Who’s rewatching after watching the new series
Me
Me to
m e
i miss old tabs and yeah i am
Me
I kept waiting for his battle orientation to correct. haha
I'm cringing right now lol
Same!! Lol 😅😅😅
yes!
that is exactly what i did
he is one of the most stupid dude i ever see he never get how to orgnize his people corect
lol he's placing all his armies sideways. They attack to the left side of the grid, not upward
i was just fucking yelling about that
He's fucking restarted
woah dont hate on jack becuz of a silly mistake.
Megan Satterfield nice
He's just not used to it and it's funny because he put an Archer on the front :P
Seeing him place his units horizontally makes me BOIL.
Coming back to this video series 5 years later is so nostalgic and I love it
This was the first ever jackseptieye video I saw on my ps3
R.I.P everyone with OCD.
I think I developed brain cancer from this video.
XD
LOL so true
I died
Ikr
"A tactic that nobody has even thought about before. Pretend you're running, then turn around, and stick them in the face"
Jack, William of Normandy ordered his army to do just that in the Battle of Hastings...
Yeah, the Mongols did the same thing, but they lead their pursuers to an ambush where they'd be surrounded.
fun fact: Harold (in the battle of Hastings) wasn't shot in the eye from an arrow but was disembowelled and then some guy cut his penis off to hand round his neck- My teacher taught me this and I had to write about it. I got to write penis in my book lol
+The Puppet Master 💁🏽♂️
Nort OMG I thought the same thing!
Who else is watching in 2019 for the full release
Mike Moffett meeeeee
Mike Moffett mee meee septic juice gaelic gladiator
They should bring back the dark pheasant ninjas and chicken man man back :/
I am
Me
2016 = "Fight, dudes!!"
2019 = "Go, bajs; fight with Roger-- STEPHEN!!? HOW CAN YOU BE A GAELIC GLADIATOR IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE PROPER WITH YOUR CATAPULT?! probably didn't have his septic-juice... Maybe Bob Ross will help with his two companions in a wheelbarrow!"
i fit so much references into 2019, lmfao
Pagreance you forgot: HEEEEE DAAAAAABBBBBED!!!!!!!!!!
I was soooo annoyed he didn't realise where the front is after 20 minute playing the game >
yuck you
who?
yea you yucky face!
IKR
+unknown Watch my videos!😘
jack heres a tip, on the left side of the screen when youre building your army there is a arrow and that points to where the other army is going to be and that's the front. :)
hahaha I was going to say that but you saved me some time. thanks hope he sees this.
hehe no problem! I just hope he plays the game again soon!
That really bothered me tbh.
me too
^^
Did anyone else cringe when he was placing them down the wrong way?
Also 2019? Anyone??
Edit: lol it's now 2020...
2020 anyone? 😅
Edit: welp it's 2021
2021 anyone? 😏
(also this is just a joke. Jack is always our irish potato and will never be cringey :)))
I died inside
Ps 2019
He really doesn't have to change it. Y'all making him feel stupid with these comments. He's enjoying thr game just how he had it.
Yep and yep
Azmiah04 well I’m sure he’d enjoy it more if he placed them correctly lol (plus this is kinda old so I doubt they’re “making him feel stupid”)
“Why did the spearman drop their spears?!” This is utter chaos…
Jack's logic: *Gets mad at troops killing each other.*
*Puts the archers behind each other ANYWAY*
if you question the jack logic, you start makin' sense! nobody wants that!
exactly...
Well he was confused on where to put the troops so but yes true
*To use bold like this* put 2 of these * on the outside of the words
Mark Dynes j
it was so hard to watch this when jack faced his army the wrong fucking way all game, and was getting pissed at the archers when he was the one lineing them up
Ikr
I just wanted to tell how stupid he is
same
Ya another guy did that too
Poachers
Anybody here after Sean said he’s taking a month long break in the historic year 2020
no but i am here 4 months later and also THE BREAK WAS 4 MONTHS AGO?
I’m here after the unfortunate passing of his father, may he Rest In Peace. I hope Jack takes as much time as he needs. He’s left us so many videos to watch if he needs a long while off.
@@arch2239 time passes so fast my friend..
@@3eternaluwu268 fax
It's crazy how far this game has gone
Fr
I don't think jack knows that the arrow points to where is army is going so he just puts them in a conga line XD
PLAY THE CONGA MUSIC!
+Valkoor thewittywizard lolz
*TF2 conga music in the distance*
died
+Kyle Grassi (Kayl) same
BIG. ARROW. ON. THE. LEFT.
SHOWS. WHERE. YOUR. TROOPS. ARE. HEADED.
CAN'T. WATCH. LITTERERRRALLY. DYING.
Felt the same way, don't worry about it.
I know
To be fair, I didn't realize that until halfway through the video, and I'm pretty sure most of the commenters saying it was obvious didn't realize it till they read your comment :p
+Kimi Carpenter yeah and he can't see how the enemy poachers have smaller bows and his archers have giant bows
13:55 yeet
"This is a tactic that no one has ever thought about before. Pretend like you're running away, turn around and stick'em in the face."
Actually that was the tactic of most hungarian soldiers in battle back in the days, not joking.
Also that’s like the entire reason that William the conqueror won the battle of Hastings, he baited them by pretending to retreat and then they decimated them
@@icba9648 yea its was his secret wepon also I learned that in history
boxer: he takes out one person out of six
Jack: he almost did it!!
lol play this again please oh and you were placing them in the wrong direction ! XD
I totally agree I was laughing the entire video !!!
i was waiting intire time for him to realise
+Kameron Manning this guy is a boss too
The escapest
?
he doesn't realize that he is supposed to arrange vertical instead of horizontal :X
+Nate DeLo You sound like an idiot now, she's right, it was aggravating me too
+Nate DeLo ? Lmao
xD the salt...
shes right that's why the archers keep on shooting each other
Ness. Dont be rude... dont fight fire with fire :/
I love how creative he is while cursing...
Cool how both tabs and jack went through 2 phases
1. Green hair / alpha and beta
They both were more silly and out there and less serious about everything
2. Glasses jack / full release
Both of the quality of there content has improved exponentially and they both have grown up a bit
Waited the entire episode for him to realize the directional alignment of the army.....
did he ever do it?
nope lmao
:(
me too bud me too
Let's be fair, that's might be the best part of it XD
But for his defense, it took me a bit to realize the guy didnt put the allignment up top as it would instinctivly be :P But ah well
did anyone else like die from how he set up his battle every time
the best thing about him is when he doesn't notice until the second episode
+Cameron Prodan yep xD
yEs I couldn't properly enjoy it it faces the OTHER WAY JACK
It's killing me inside.
Alexander the Great he is not.
6:30 You mean false retreat? That's a very common tactic. The Britons used it against Julius Caesar to give one of many examples
Parthian Capitalist shush
Wow. You learn something new everyday.
Parthian Capitalist brain power maximum
This game has came a long way
5 mins in and he still can't figure out where the front is
Now 14 mins
+THE LIME GREEN MAN XD
I know r u dumb or naw the front is the arrow
I've been cringe so hard when Jack made the army vertically and not horizontally XD
+THE LIME GREEN MAN I think he's actually mentally ill
How does he play this game for nearly 20 minutes and not notice what side is the front side when setting your army up?
It was really bothering me how he never noticed
+iamliamle "I'm going to put my chariots up front!" puts it in the very very back
+tjtjtjtjtjify Lines them up on the side
ya
I KNOW!!! I don't want to be mean, but, he's being a dumbass!
Who else is re-watching the series?
Your the Android sent by Cyber life
Fucking androids
@@Dabadi4834 fucking nazi
TABS and Valiant Hearts, two very different kinds of games, have the same title from Jack. This isn’t the only time, either
"Im putting the chariots up front" puts them as far back as possible -.-
😂😂😂
It's because he didn't know he was putting them sideways.
that part that irritates me isn't that he did that wrong, it's that he didn't notice
+David the Dalek same here. Why does no one see that they're doing the lineup wrong?
you saw that too lol it is still in alpha
I want to see the entire budget spent on peasants
SAME XD
It would Only be 50 of them because that's the max amount of units you can have
Sand box m8 :)
I'll do it but if you check my video on my channel
Royalgaming I'm waiting
Jack+Irish+tongue twister=unintelligible
2022. Never gets old.
I cringed the whole time because he is placing his people in the wrong direction. He has to place them vertically not horizontally.
Thank God I wasn't the only one who noticed
it hurt me inside
Same
i mean it is a small arrow on the side.
so true.
That awkward moment when jack doesn't notice that his 3 archers have longer bows than the blue ones
That's the awkward part? Not that he has no idea how to point his army at the enemy? And limes them up in the most stupid way
The small bow ones are not archers, they are poachers
As someone who is rewatching this half a decade later I agree
yes
@@felixhistorygaming8503
7 years ago already?
please tell me I'm not the only one wanting to tell Jack that there's an arrow showing the front and he's just forming them sideways
Great video jack, you just put the fighters the wrong way, there's an arrow on the left.
it distrub me all the video
+Daniel CH (Biggrisli) same
I wanted to scream it into him, JAAAAAACK your putting them in the wrong way !!!!
lol, or JAAACK pls turn ur booooys....
I know it's freaking common sense
If only he knew that the whole time he was placing them down facing the wrong way😂😂 your suppose to place the troops facing towards the arrow!
OGTrey finaly someone noticed that
I was waiting for someone to say that
Yep
He sucks
Reason why we are canned with rage
Man where does time go, how did i end up here back to my childhood 😢🥹
For anybody wondering, the game is now on steam!
Gopnik oh yah thx!
jack how could you not realize its to the left
he did, but the arrow shows left but they go to the right
he did not, he arranged them horizontally rather than vertically
I think he does. Notice he put the spearmen behind the sheilds at 17:00. I guess he just likes placing them in a line.
he prob didn't notice cuz he was to busy yelling at his army
right
all of that and he dosen't notice that he's positioning them wrong
so cringy
+Nicholas Freeland THE CRINGE
ik i was like JACK PLS NO
i was about to comment about this. well there u go
I know it's kinda funny
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
No one ever:
Not a single person:
Not a single soul in the history of ever:
Nothing in the universe:
Not a single thing in all the known universes:
Jack: *FUCK EM UP*
14:16 well, one of them is in the front, but the other is all the way in the back lmao
He doesn't seem to get that the army goes the way the arrow is pointing
jack is not a dumb ass
wow call someone a dumb ass over a game they've never played before
+Jorge Quezada sure...
I didn't either so he's not the only one.
+Laffie Congrats?
I'm 99% sure that on the screen where you place your army, is switches your horizontal placements with vertical ones when the battle starts. Meaning that, instead of a spread out formation, your army is just in a straight line where they can kill each other, especially the archers.
Your right
this drove me crazy for most of the video
Actually if you look at the side there is a little arrow telling what direction the enemy is but honestly it is easy to miss.
+Hfkdave (Hfkdave) at least he gets it in the next one :)
It was agonizing to watch...
2022 I’m smiling and it hasn’t been 5 min
First video I saw from Sean, and haven't stopped watching you since. Your amazing, and I'll keep watching u forever
anyone tell him that he had the placement of his troops sideways yet?
I know that was so annoying
Please thumb this up. I was screaming the entire time about it.
the cringe! ughhh
finally !
Ikr it was bugging me so much
JACK!!!!! Do u see the arrow at the left of the battle layout that's where your army is facing
Sorry wrote wrong the arrow is the way the enemy is facing
Both statements are close to accurate. Jack your battle lines are all Sideways!!!!!!!!
+squirrellonastick That's about it
Yeah the arrow
That is why they keep killing each other
Look outside. See how many levitating cyborg dinosaurs are in the sky right now? That's the same amount of people that give a single fuck about whether or not you're watching in 2019.
Agreed
Couldn't stop laughing the whole time bro. I know it's old vid but keep up the good work
Jack: if you decide to play this again, the front line is along the left of the screen. You'll want to line your people up along there.
Also, this game is adorable!
*along not asking
+Ze Pink Platypus I'm on mobile with an older version of the app so it's not letting me. I'll go on my computer and fix it there.
I was hollering at him the whole video to see that
"Oh for the love of god it's like babies trying to slap each other" JackSepticEye, 2016
He's swearing a shitton more then normal it's halarious
Hahahahahaha that made me laugh
on my b day
happy b day
diamond
It hurts that this was 7 years ago
Crazy how far the game has come. Its is and always has been a masterpiece.
Who else was screaming at the screen to tell Jack to place them UPwards instead of sideways
No one, because he had to place them sideways, but to the left.
+Zen Anims actually he right
I was yelling constantly
+Zen Anims No it was top to bottom that's why the arrow is facing the left side because that is where the enemy is. Also there are a ton of other comments talking about it too. :P
Aka Sean
JACK WRONG WAY THE ARROW ON THE PLANNING SCREEN YOUR TROOPS ARE SIDEWAYS THAT WHY THEY WERE BAD
JACK WRONG WAY
JACK WHY
JACK STOP PLAYING THE FUCKING GAME WRONG dumbass
Ikr
+Pedro Perez He's already written a comment addressing that mistake
It's like watching toddlers fighting, just ramming into each other and slapping, no winners just calamity
Sorry I commented so late but here is what I wanted to tell you...
*This*
*Is*
*WAR*
THIS IS WORLD WAR!!!!!
*THIS IS SPARTA!!!*
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
If go disapprovingly and bow ties with the other member of the comments section of the comments section of the comments section of the comments section of the comments section of the comments section of the comments section of the comments section of this comment section of our conference at the
The physics in this game are AMAZING, but you do realize that you're laying out your army in the wrong direction?
I don't understand how he didn't
I know right
I know theres a huge arrow pointing to the left! :3 lol
his iq Is 69
ya ikr
alright jack, 3 things:
1. the arrow on the left side of the army screen is the way your army takes.
2. u have poachers and archers, poachers shoot straight and have small bows, archers shoot in an arc and have a less accurate longbow.
3. i loved this vid to bits!! pls more.
yeah this was so good there needs to be more or i will unsuscribe to jack
yeah I cringed a lot
+CHOMPY me too
+CHOMPY same
I was cringing the entire episode
You're calling them the fools when you don't know what direction your army is facing lmao
this playlist is also very fun to watch.
there are many new stuff in this game now, would love to see more new video's😁💚
jackaboy does realize the left side of the grid is the front, right? lol
either way, he'll figure out how to turn his potatoes into vodka. haha
who?
who?
you is right
anyone else screaming at the screen trying to get back to realise that the face the way the arrow is pointing😂
Yes I was really badly doing that it very badly hurt my head
Who?
Yeah ol Jack-a-boy is not the sharpest tool in the box bless him.
+Jamie Sturd Jack
YES
Ahhhh. The fact he didn't realize his orientation was off one 90 degree turn
Military power
facing wrong way
How did you never notice that they all spawned in a line when that's not what you did
He did it horizontally when he should have done it vertically.
Other way around Vertical is up and down Horizontal is left to right
Actually never mind you were right
I know it drove me nuts!
he lined them up wrong they go a different direction
HEY JACK! HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT FACT THAT THE ARROW ON THE SIDE SCREEN INDICATES WHERE THEY ARE COMING FROM!!? AND YOU SHOULD RE ARRANGE YOUR FORCES TO FACE THEM!!?
Wrong, that's where YOU come from
+João Guilherme actually he's right
What he said
Anthony is right
P
i commented for no reason
S ame
S ame
S ame
This vid of yours had me laughing throughout the whole thing! :) xD 😂😂😂
"chariots are going up front"
>places chariots all the way in the back
And doesn't realize it throughout the whole time
"I'm going to put my chariot in the front!"
*Puts the chariot in the very back* lol
I practically just said that lol
he thought the front was at the top not the left
we know
Heya.
Generic Gamer My point exactly.
This thing made me have a nostalgic rush and I wanted to watch this all over again because I was so young when this was made
Dude i hadn' t watched ur vids in 2 yrs so i dug up my old ytb account and looked at my subscriptions and saw u and watched some vids and i started questioning why i hadn't watched u in such a long time
Jack... your army is sideways. the triangle on the right shows the battle front
left* i messed up my sides
Waned to say the same
i was gona say that XD
I was just about to tell him that too! :P
Yeah. The game really could've been more clear about that though. Putting the battle front on the left but the default camera on the right in game is horrible design.
Omg that poor archer. XD He stood his ground, I'm proud of him! ^_^
🇺🇸 he kept fighting like a soldier 🇺🇸
The two boxers also 😂
its always 1 archer left XD
+Jack Young some people are Australian u know
That lone blue shieldman wasn't running towards the woods like a coward, he was strategically luring the enemy into a trap that never existed.
It doesent feel like its been 4 years
Jack:LIKE A BOSS!
me:LIKE A BATTLE!