EPIC BATTLES | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #2
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Outro animation created by Cranbersher:
/ cranbersher
Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
• TeknoAXE's Royalty Fre...
Jack as a military commander:
WE WILL HAVE A DOZEN HEAVY SOLDIERS HERE,
FIVE PINPOINT SNIPERS SITUATED ON THE ROOFTOPS,
2 ARMORED TANKS COMING FROM EITHER SIDE,
6 T-20 COMBAT HELICOPTERS HERE,
TWO TEAMS 0F LIGHTLY ARMED FOOTMEN,
*AND ONE PEASANT*
Best millitary stratagist in existence
iiPoisonPenguin The Fourth 😂😂
weeaboo who ;)
It hurts me when they dont use the last 10 bucks
Sush RightNow lol
That voice crack on "top" in top of the morning to you laddies
OpenEyedVex ik you heard that too
I Thoth I was the only one that herd it
OpenEyedVex lol yah I heard that too
OpenEyedVex I was gonna post that
OpenEyedVex same
I love the wacky physics! Lol that red guy was holding onto the cannon for dear life with his legs wobbling in the air. XD
😂😂😂😂😂
+darthsparklz nice aame
+Pheobe Reddison name
+Pheobe Reddison nice aim 😂
+
Look in the middle of the screen, just that one chariot guy who got buried alive under all the other chariots.
14:28 "I have to die someday."
14:38 "BUT THAT DAY IS NOT TODAY!"
You lied
"TAAAAP of the mornin to ya laddies"
Dat voice crack doh...
I like your pun👌🏻
I thought I was the only one who noticed
I know xD
yup
I was looking for this comment
Arrow thing confused me too man! Awesome video though!
Draegast was ignored lol
hey drae
Oh my god
Hi
draegast I've been subbed since 17k
"good lord this game is loud!", says, Jacksepticeye ~ 2016
Haha i got the reference
+drawing fun the fuck
xD
ikr :P XD says the loudest man on earth (that ive HEARD of) get the joke eeh
+Turtle Person I see what you did there
this is the only channel I feel like subscribing to more than once
What that mean u unsub or not idk
@@floofy1953 that means, making an alternate account and using that to sub
@@charadreemur1936 Unsub and Sub unsub and sub unsub and sub
@@Knee_Ghast take it back now yall!!!
@@Golden_Flower_1 one hop this time!
The archers in this game aim like stormtrooper
Justin Greene totally
Justin Greene what are you talking about Stormtroopers aim is great😉
The poachers are better than the archers with 1000000000 times
Blessed8981 // TVA. you are right
ggfhbh
I love how he laughs maniacally whenever they start killing each other XD
10:43 T.A.B.S logic. If a Chariot Hits a man, the man turns into a supernova.
lol
RoyalHamster GD haha
It's when he said faaack
Its TABS not T.A.B.S DUMMY!
Do you even know what a super nova is IDIOT!
“And a peasant.” Makes me laugh much harder than it should.
"Come on ye sons of focks!!" I'm dying 😂
Lol
fucks*
+N Jason no, he's saying it in his accent.
😂😂😂😂👌
His accent ❤
you suck alexis ust
When everyone in the army got drunk and went to battle anyways.
They also got on drugs and decided to challenge another army just for the freaking fun of it.
XD
XD
ex Dee :v
...
yup, sounds about right...
The voice crack in the intro "T(crack)OP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES
I know!!! I didn't think anyone would notice!!!
+Canadian Gamer49 I noticed
It sounded like a flute
Yes
+XxSpoder.ManxX ! Yeah XD
That voice crack in top of top of the morning to you laddies
At 7:40 I paused the video and went to get a snack. I came back and resumed the video and guess what? I had a bologna sandwich 😂
+jacksepticeye yeah it was good! I loved your vid as well, it made the sandwich taste better 😄
+Spectrum_SP33D No way. Really?
I wasn't expecting you to say that😁
+Itz Cuyler What do you think?
OMFG Amazing
Do 1 peasant vs 1 peasant!
I love you jack
He is not Jack.
+Myles Nida wut?
+Zhoco cancer
+Pjhay XDD I thought it was a potato
"What's this clunder fuck doing over here"-Jacksepticeye 2016. Best quote ever
XDDDD
Quote of the day right there
XD
same XD
"Fuck him up" is like his new catch phrase
I've noticed that you can't have a voice crack without the internet going crazy!!!! XD
Ikr
Omg I was gonna say that xD
suddenly, youtube phenomenon
You can Still hear him Even if he's muted
true....true
the huge chariot fight was running at a quarter of a frame per minute lolz
Lol
Our Arrows will block out your internet
Jack there is a new whack ur boss it is called whack ur boss 2 fantasy edition
"catapults sucks, i cant afford 2 catapults ? yes i fucking can! oh shit not catapults , ballistas! "
"ohhhh that was pretty cool! but you suck! "
I like this part so much xD
fuck off
+Cas Laja . yo
she Gone
God, landfall games is AMAZING! What a wonderful dev team!
Yeah, really. They have stupidly fun games.
_Cult_ _rjrjn
I'd agree but only of the they turn TABs into what it was supposed to be. They had so many ideas for it and they turned into a ragdoll zombie game which turned into a *another* battle royale game. It's a shame really. I got in on the Open Beta and when I got the email they were changing Tabs, I was so pissed off. So while Landfall is a damn good dev team, I can't forvige them for that.
I love the way jack says "FUCK EM UPPPP"
Yep
right
It gets me everytime haha
IKR
It's cause you gotta FUCK EM' UP!
THIS GAME I STG PLEASE MAKE MORE ITS HILARIOUS
YOUR COMMENTARY MAKES IT A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER
Ikr. At the start of the video he said: WELCOME BACK TO TABS. I was thinking of that just before the video. XD
i hate when he says the episode is ending
Jakey???
Jack. Jake. Jakey
Anyone elsr hear Jack's voicecrack in the intro? XD
else*
can i drink you?
me and.... clorox bleach would like to speak to u. (jk)
mY bLeECh is beTTeRRer,Also yeah thats what i ca,e to post in the comments
+SuperNovaAsh the real question is. WHY THE FUK DID I REPLY TO A BOTTLE OF BLEACH!?!?!? U RUINED MEH CLOTHES!!!!!
Someone has to make a animation about this
Somebody did. just search it.
DJ run
OH GOD ITS STARTED, JACK'S VOICE IS CRACKING. GOD HELP US ALL
OH NO
oooooommmmmmggggggggg
has jack's voice started to die? or is it just because of the lack of water?
stay tuned to find out....
(apparently the latter, found out by continuous observing, thank the gods)
Dude we all have done it once
I heard that to
jack when you get tons of money just buyball peasents
I really want to see it
buy all
he would only be able to place 50 but it'll still be really cool 😁😁
+Lads Playz 25 on each side?
+Toxic74 oh are u talking about sandbox??
I just love it when he says "FUCK EMM UUUUP!!"
6:27
OMG 😆😆😂
Glad I'm not the only one XD
lol me too
And also I love balls
That voice crack in intro (0:01)
TimelessSilence lol
TimelessSilence I heard it to :P 0:00
TimelessSilence Ik you heard that too
That Voice crack at the start haha
I noticed it to and laughed
I heard it too lol
That was hilarious
TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES!
Ik I thought he had one lol
0:01 That voice crack though
Lol
Yeah i heared that ahahhaah ;)
Knew I heard something
kinda sounded like whistel
yeperoo
The video begins at 0:00 and ends at 18:08, you're welcome.
OML THANK YOU
Yea dude I couldn't understand shit..
OML I NEVER KNEW THAT
God bless you
Okay thx
00:00 VOICE CRACK!!!!! "Top" 2.0
FUCK EM UP!!!
...quote Jacksepticeye
FFFFFFUUUUCK EMMMM UUUUUUPPP
FUCK EM UP
+Lord Crunch your profile picture is life
it represents my inner struggles
That's ironic since your username is ima Christian and you just said FUCK EM UP! Hm 😂
The people in this game remind me of the people in SUPER HOT!
Same.
Same to
Same
They are made by the same team
Reminds me of Sumotori Dreams!!!
I'm watching this at 12 Am, while eating biscuits, ITS FUCKING GLORIOUS!
good morning
holy shit im watching it around 2:00 a.m eating nachos
can I get 1
+Gaming Legend it's 1 by me
2:21 mate
Jacks battle cry "fuck them up!"
Please tell me that I'm not the only one who always says Jack's intros and outros with him.😊
I love doing the intro and outro with jack!
I don't usually, but I did today because why not. XD
I do it
I do
I always do it
What was that squeal in the beginning?!?!
I heard it too
Voice crack 😂
I know right
It was a voice crack
He got kidnapped by Isis and was forced to make that sound for money
Jack, did u know if u press alt + F4 ingame, you get to be the blue guys :D
You dick! xD
creative
+Clorox Bleach closes the game.
Best original joke eu 10/10 - IGN
Wow, great 2007 joke
When he said "good god this game is loud" I was like not as loud as you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
11:12 - Jack, I saw you press Print Screen. I am an observant person.
and it's the thumbnail lmao
no he didn't
Randomness Happens He did, because the thumbnail is the same as when he pressed the button.
but i didn't see anything
Randomness Happens He looks downwards and his arm reaches towards the keyboard. Look carefully.
Jack is my favourite CZcamsr, anyone agree?
Jack and Mark, all day everyday! I'm actually waiting for a Septiplier shirt I bought on Friday XD
+Murderous Mix I like mark, but I like jack better
Yesssss! Like a BOSSSSS!
No
yaaaaaaaassssssss
6:32 [actual quote, after Pickett's Charge fails]
General Robert E. Lee: General, you must look to your division.
Major General George E. Pickett: General Lee... I have no division.
Jackaboi: so if I put down one spearman it should work
*puts down 3 spearmen*
me: that should work
am I the only one who thinks he should just do ALL peasants just 0 frame rate but 100% hilarity
Haha that would be crazy!
no. no you aren't the only one ;-;
Watch mr.fruit tabs he does that
Use poachers for close range and archers for long
don't use archers
no archers are better than poacher because poachers aim high and archers have a one shot kill boom =)
Zedge?
Yes
+rawr :3 look at my channel
5:20 ROCKY BALBOA (DUN, DUN DUN, DUNUNUN DUNDUN DUN DUN...
Ha
I need subs too.
Can we hit 5,000 subscribers with no videos? I get it
90% of the comments: Jack's voice cracks
8% of the comments: about the actual game
2% of the comments: this kind of comment
Mason Bruner what about the other ten percent 😂 😂 😂 😂
+Liam Welsh 10% Positivity
Liam Welsh 10% begging for likes
And the other 10% is asking about the other 10%...
10% reply to other comments
Use poachers instead of archers
yea god dam Jack one unit
Did you watch the whole video?
yes use poachers
He did. You really need to watch the whole video before commenting something like that.
thank you!!
This game is so derpy and hilarious and even better watching you playing, Jack 😂😂😂😂😂
Like my face aches from smiling and laughing 😂
I was dying when he put all chariots! I seriously could not even breathe!
+Kar Yeng Benjamin 10/10!!!
I love jacks/ Sean's laugh it makes me happy
Sean???
That's he's real name SEANN
@@aidenmichael7583 pronuced Shawn
i love what he says at 12:07 "WHAT IS THIS CLUNDERFUCK DOING OVER HERE?!"
Poachers against tower shields? Jackaboy, you need to study medieval war dynamics.
That he called it a battle. That wasn't a battle that was a fucking slaughter
Will Be the shields are based off of roman siege shields and were used to protect the wielder from arrows swords and ect and they usually were put first to protect weak milita
I think.....
Well, poachers are better than archers against shields plus they are cheaper
"I will fuck your world up bro!" - Jacksepticeye 2016
So many voice cracks...
ikr 😂😂😂
Lmao 😂 the one at the start though 😂
Agreed
[GD] Karebu219
"If I put 1 spearman."
_puts 3_
I really want that "FUUUCK" at 10:46 to be my phones notification sound! XD
Haha that would be amazing! He should make a sound board!
He totally should!
Jesus christ you read my mind dude
+Mr Softy Yes!! he needs to make one omg :D
All the way was suggested so I watched it... It's almost too good
It was my 15 time watching it
+Endertale Frisk ALL THE WAY, FEELS GOOD TO BE A WINNER, NOW, AND THEN
Everyone start a lyric chain
+RP Grizzly Gaming I BELIEVE IN YOU
All the way!! Keep on a dancing
You want awesome war? next time when you have 1000+ money, do all out peasants!!!
no all footman
he can have only 50 ppl
+The Potato Gamer Hello fellow potato i see you havent gotten your tan and free purple hat
Alexis Shiacolas can i have a potato cookie?
This is a great idea
Omg what happened to your voice on the 'top'? Ye Jack it was REALLLLLY on the top XD
MAKE MORE YOU AWESOME
I mean you awesome jack 😀👍
+Fighter123111 Woe I like English. Plz speak it
+Nick Hansen I like people that understand people don't speak the best English, plz understand that! Duh like come on sometimes the auto correct corrects to something weird so ya!
+WitheredTyphlosionX you like that? I'm not following
+Soccerdad R he means he likes it when people aren't douchebags unlike the guy up there ^^^
When he says old western movies miss i think he means starwars...
lol
Yeah
*coughs*stormtroopers *coughs*
The games I do play I always end up watching Jack play them. lol
yeah I think that's almost iwth all of us XD
fck off u faker
+jacksеpticeye can you not cause everyone knows you're fake so fuck off
+Jacob Beaver look at top he did it to me
+Jeremiah Zogovic look at the account!!!
Is it just me or is jack the cutest thing you've ever seen....☺️
Lauren Cale It's u
Lauren Cale just you
Lauren Cale Just every FUCKING PERSON WHOS SANE
I, on the other hand, am NOT sane..
The Heart Twins haha
The lil squeak he made in the beginning broke my heart
haha porr lil jacky!
Me too
This game should be called "Internet Argument Simulator".
Cannon crew logic: cannon barrel gets hit with sword, pilot flies into space. Lol
Hahahahah
Yes cannon logic
oppan cannon style!
11:21 1 on 1 "DID YOU JUST LOSE !!!!!!!!"
Lol I've been requested to play this, but I really want to watch you xD
Hey u have a really good channel
Hey u have a really nice channel
+Konnor Gamer Hey you have a channel
Hehe I see you with that subtle self advertising ;)
omg i watch all ur vids cherry
his voice crack😂😂😂at the intro
jack is a train
It sounds like a train l0l
He sounded like really highpitched squeaky breaks
+Real Highlights brakes my bad
Dat voice crack do
1. good job on figuring how to place them 2.fun fact:in sandbox you can make both armies so you can do 60 peasants vs 30 boxers (3.before you say it... in sandbox there is infinite battle slots!)
you have to get emailed this game right?
No, it's in the description
Magmuy Yep, I know. And you click the link to see that you need to input your email. :P
RainKerosene Oh, lol
Jack just yelling at the soldiers is hilarious
COME ON YE SONS O' FOOKS
😂😂😂
GET OUT OF MY SWAMP YE FOOKIN FOOKS ...Anyone get the reference?
+m;styshadow I get it
anyone else her Jack's voice go out at the start?
Ok
That's his pubic voice
Yup
yea it did
yup lol
Good thing this guy isn't a military commander.
Dirty Money Man he should be his tactics always work he has unlimited men
LOL
Dirty Money Man XD
Dirty Money Man yeah that's kinda true
Exactly. There are a lot of things that Jack is. But a military commander is not one of them.
Who else thinks that Hillary Clinton should summon a giant email as a power or a bunch of peasants with suits on
Trll EB3AR trump should summon a giant wall around him
Trll EB3AR hillary throws tons of email ninja stars, and trump dual-weilds M16's and every now and then builds a wall to protect himself
But she throws gmails at her enemies in TABS
It came true...
he voice cracked at the beginning of the video
Lol yeah that's what happens when you try to make your voice go high as a guy.
it sounded like when Jacob Sartorius recorded Sweatshirt
+Yana Fleming lol
+Yana Fleming hahahaaha
so? at least he can
why are poachers have a better aim than archers?
less arc I imagine
+jacksepticeye jack have you play ark before
Yeah...
+jacksepticeye probably tbh
OMG it's you! :D
dam jack when you do the your intro it reminds me of the song that schmoyoho made
I thought I was the only one!!!!!
Same XD
same
Let's start a song chain!
ALL THE WAY...
It's cause schmoyoho made a song of him...
"Good lord this game is loud."
Me: *looks at Jack*
"Are you sure it's the game?"
You should do pheasants vs pheasants to see if there is a bias between which color wins overall
It's peasants not pheasants
+Nathan Tiffen autocorrect
Somebody's been watching MattShea...
CHICKEN FIGHT!!!
+Zebo12345678
😬-shhhhhhh
(echo) u didn't see anything (adds waving hand motions like skipper)
How about range weapons in the rear and shields at the front to delay them?
I'd like to try the game out myself but it seems it's not easy to get access.
Ummmmm he finished the game two days ago
+obba doo watch the whole video before comment
Where's Calvin?
Archers directly behind tend to friendly fire most of their arrows into their own men
HOBBES! WE'VE MISSED YOU! WHERE'S CALVIN?
I cannot stop laughing
u made my day
+Saeed Adel did u really just reply to your own comment?
+Raspberry yes
+Saeed Adel ok
+Raspberry nice comment bro
...... There's a bunch of guys fucking around, some stuck in trees, Oh, and that's Barry stuck in the wall....................
"Why is blue always winning?" Because BLUE IS BEST
But red is the color of your enemy's blood
But blue is best
Because.... TEAM MYSTIC FOR THE WIN
Team Valor Ties with it as best teams
+Dylan Davis FUCK MYSTIC, VALOR FTW
The poachers are short range but are a whole lot better than the archers, as a tip. If you noticed this already during the video sorry! xD
Also, I don't know the button,but you can remove troops!
right click probably
its someones birthday🙂😋😋😋😋😋😑😃🤑🤑🤑😝😜😶
+Lara wisk who?
It is right click.
Who heard that voice crack in the beginning
best part of the entire video omf
Yeah, xD
ikr
Me
Lol
6:21 FOOK EM UP! Had me dying lmao
Sean, you really are an amazing person. Never stop believing in yourself, you're awesome. You work so hard, hell, you upload at least 3 videos a week!You're fucking boss. Live long and prosper. :) (BTW This video was uploaded on my birthday)
Your sure only 3 a week? Even more! 14 a week! 😄 even more jack to watch!
Youre*
Oh and im getting a husky puppy today!!! ❤️❤️😍😍
+Geo Dasher chill bro & he only got 1 like
+JayTheBirdFlyZ who is sean
is jack going through puberty his voice is cracking so much lately
That's a joke right? He's 26
no im being COMPLETELY serious
+Lapras Lazuli why
why not
+Lapras Lazuli because why do you think he's going through puberty
Jack, you kinda had a little mishap with your voice in the beginning *wapish* "TO*high screaming*P OF THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES" 😂
it was cute tho I noticed it. Now if only he noticed me lol jk.❤
I thought I was the only one who noticed that xD
I replayed it waaaay to many times and laughed so hard xD
I keep laughing
WolfMaster-Minecraft, and more Just saying u can laugh but this actually happened in real life /(
Trolygon The Shape same lol
The subtitles can be real hilarious
ikr
pmag Dang, cool. Kudos to all you guys
More! MOREEE!
Wtf?, The Subtitles Say, (Iconic Jacksepticeye Clap), WTF
Oh my Zeus I just tried it and it's beautiful XD
He did that himself
***** oh, that makes it more awesome
I guess he does the subtitles for each video.
When
10:06 that ballista blew that shield to kingdom come