Today I used my Roblox admin commands to be a construction worker who needs to tear down people's homes in order to build as many McDonald's restaurants as possible
Flamingo/Albert be like: We need to build 100 McDonald's People: No Albert: Too late. This is America People: Welcome to McDonald's what can I get for you?
I love how he went on a little rant in the end about how fastfood companies are designed to make you buy more from them. Him being 100 percent real with the audience for a while is always funny
Idea: Take a server of people on a camping trip in the middle of the woods, away from the original map, in a separate map that you could make yourself, or just take from the catalog. Let them just chill, sit around the fire, roast marshmallows, talk, and generally relax for a certain amount of time that you can decide. You could also make an obstacle course for them to do in the meantime. No punishment for losing, just make it a fun game, or you could play some other games, such as hide-and-seek. Later, gather them all to the fire to roast marshmallows, and while they’re talking and having some marshmallows, tell them a story of a demon who roams around in the woods you would be camping in, and feasts on corpses of the humans who trekked too far into its territory.. Reassure them that it’s just a story, and that it’s just used to scare people into staying out of the woods. Tell them that it’s time to go to bed, or that they could go exploring the woods. Say you’re going to bed, and enter a tent. Then, make it so that they can’t enter the tent at all, to see what you’re doing. Become invisible and noclip out of the tent, and follow any people who decide to explore, making sure to not let them know you’re there whatsoever. Then, if one of them mentions the demon from the story at all, fly away from them, and become the demon with admin. Approach the group slowly, letting just one of them see you, before disappearing. Then, freeze, kill, and temporarily ban them, one by one.. reappear in your tent, and make it so that people can go into it again. Exit the tent and wake each of them up. You can repeat this process if you wanna be lazy, or you can make an obstacle course that, if they fail, they get killed and temporarily banned. You pretend the demon killed you, by putting a dead model of yourself on the ground, and standing behind it as the demon. Chase them over toward the obstacle course, adding invisible walls that lead to it to make sure they don’t try to run off somewhere else, and make them complete the course to survive and teleport back to the original map. Say, in the chat, ‘You are safe.. for now.’ and leave the game.
My name when i was 9 or 10 years old *For boys* Ash/Half demon/Half angel/king of wolves/Alpha/20Y.o/Love UwU cat and emo girls *For girl* Lola/Loves emo boys/17 Y.o/Angel/queen of angel
Instead of moving their house into the void, you shouldve just only moved it up so when they go out they fall then you teleport the house owners below thier house and then unanchor the house so they get crushed
@kahim wong i (probably) would be grateful, maybe at some point he has a point. albert is a grown man he probably won't mean it. if he does then ill just probably laugh and not put those words in my head.
albert: “mcdonalds gives you failure in life , always go for the healthier options” also albert: *replacing wvery building with mcdonalds and destorying homes*
shoutout to Twitter user Puffin0nTwitter for this idea!
hi mr. pink bird
yay
Flamingo, if u know lazarbeam. He played your game survival the spongebob the killer in his newest vid
Flamingo I definitely will
albert lazarbeam playes your game in his new video
Alternate title: Making People Homeless and building millions of Mcdonalds
America in a nutshell
Flamingo/Albert be like: We need to build 100 McDonald's
People: No
Albert: Too late. This is America
People: Welcome to McDonald's what can I get for you?
Actually accurate
Imma go to all of them and get the chicken nuggets 👌✨
Its actualy true for earth plus people are dying
9:09 Ain't no way that boy was able to say that without it getting censored 💀
Bruh I just realised that 😭
"Gag on my d*ck tracy" 💀💀💀
Lol
I thought I was the only one that noticed 💀💀
Ikr 💀
I love how he went on a little rant in the end about how fastfood companies are designed to make you buy more from them. Him being 100 percent real with the audience for a while is always funny
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ACAC
I love how albert could've just muted the audio but he shuts the server down without hesitation
A
he chose the more fun option-
Lol so true
ಠ_ಠ you are dead
@@anakinkaelodeguzman2870 E
albert: "Alexa, don't go into that house"
my alexa: "I'm not sure about that"
@@elizabethhall5726 scammer
@@elizabethhall5726 SCAM
Elizabeth Hall no
Elizabeth Hall you are lie
Elizabeth Hall >:(
Idea: Take a server of people on a camping trip in the middle of the woods, away from the original map, in a separate map that you could make yourself, or just take from the catalog. Let them just chill, sit around the fire, roast marshmallows, talk, and generally relax for a certain amount of time that you can decide. You could also make an obstacle course for them to do in the meantime. No punishment for losing, just make it a fun game, or you could play some other games, such as hide-and-seek. Later, gather them all to the fire to roast marshmallows, and while they’re talking and having some marshmallows, tell them a story of a demon who roams around in the woods you would be camping in, and feasts on corpses of the humans who trekked too far into its territory.. Reassure them that it’s just a story, and that it’s just used to scare people into staying out of the woods. Tell them that it’s time to go to bed, or that they could go exploring the woods. Say you’re going to bed, and enter a tent. Then, make it so that they can’t enter the tent at all, to see what you’re doing. Become invisible and noclip out of the tent, and follow any people who decide to explore, making sure to not let them know you’re there whatsoever. Then, if one of them mentions the demon from the story at all, fly away from them, and become the demon with admin. Approach the group slowly, letting just one of them see you, before disappearing. Then, freeze, kill, and temporarily ban them, one by one.. reappear in your tent, and make it so that people can go into it again. Exit the tent and wake each of them up. You can repeat this process if you wanna be lazy, or you can make an obstacle course that, if they fail, they get killed and temporarily banned. You pretend the demon killed you, by putting a dead model of yourself on the ground, and standing behind it as the demon. Chase them over toward the obstacle course, adding invisible walls that lead to it to make sure they don’t try to run off somewhere else, and make them complete the course to survive and teleport back to the original map. Say, in the chat, ‘You are safe.. for now.’ and leave the game.
Thanks for that
Holy fucking shit... You good?
"why is dere two madonles" is way funnier in a Texan accent
Thank you Albert, very cool
9:09 tracy is certainly having a good time
Omg STOP!! ;W;
lol
BAHAHAHHAA
Yes
At least Tracy’s having a good day 😉
Albert stuff: adult swim
Flamingo: Cartoon Network
Disney (Flamingo too)
omg. YESS
Albert stuff: Jojo
Flamingo: DBZ
Albertstuff: rated 13+
Flamingo: 1+
Roblox Hub: discovery channel
Trent/cute/ *dead*
my name was always “(random name)/shy/cute/half wolf/alpha”…
@@Desires_pawzAlbert should’ve demolished you
My name when i was 9 or 10 years old
*For boys* Ash/Half demon/Half angel/king of wolves/Alpha/20Y.o/Love UwU cat and emo girls
*For girl* Lola/Loves emo boys/17 Y.o/Angel/queen of angel
I always remembered mine having something about cats or wolves, and being kind, cute, friendly, or shy.
i make better bios now. i play wcue lol
When someone said "-3-" *rolls off bed while died*
Lol
there's an HD Command called
" ?follow {Username " Allows you to join their server
go up there and like we need to let flamingo know
Sorry can't like theirs 69 likes
Ok yay can’t wait to use this
My grandpa died by burning
@@KakashiHatake-ts9ik burning by died grandpa My
Taco song: (exists)
Albert: *so you have chosen death*
Swaggest_ Potato uvU
9:10 look for bad word the big
I HATE THIS SONG TOO
No it be : peace was never an option
That song triggers me 😤
Hackers: destroys a server in a minute
Albert: destroys a server in 5 seconds
"Trent cute dead" 💀
Girls: *crying*
Flamingo: why are you crying?
Also Flamingo: alright i'll give you a reason to cry
Jessica Rogers can u be my girl plwase
that’s flamingo for ya
@@jessicarogers6698 wow is that a diffrent way of trying to scam somebody?
@Claire stop calling people stupid and he can date if he wants
Jere Maze it’s a bot my g
‘Its that stupid taco song’
**makes a gaping whole in the ground**
**shuts down server**
Gap in (not trying to be the a** hole here)
Alissizkewl524 youtube he’ll shutdown the person who made that song
(Roblox probably did ._.)
yes
That song is awesome
@@CandyFloor that song is awful how bout dah
Instead of moving their house into the void, you shouldve just only moved it up so when they go out they fall then you teleport the house owners below thier house and then unanchor the house so they get crushed
“My mum is- ok.” I love this man😭
I started laughing when Sally's mom said "It wasnt my house anyways"
this woman is the definition of evil
E-mazing
2:20
That Bring's "EARTH WORM SALLY"
that literally just happened
When the “Raining Tacos” song plays
Flamingo: GET RID OF IT ALL!!
Lani Gamer tacos are the spawn of Satan and shall be destroyed
@@josiahb4483 I just ate tacos
Yes taco song should be demolished
j
Lol
When he said “I’ll give you a reason to cry” I got flash backs ☠️☠️😭
03:18 the people in their house: WHATS HAPPENING
Someone: *Playing Raining Tacos*
Albert: *You weren't supposed to do that.*
Construction worker: **has TNT on his head**
Me: yes, that is a very normal thing.
Lol hehe
mY M0m Is h0T
Especially from Lazarbeam 😂
omg haha that's so ##### !
Lol
Albert is the type of guy to tear down a house to make a McDonald’s because of a boombox playing the tacos song
This video opens up with chaos I know it’s going to be a great one
Albert is the reason the audio update happened, roblox was so threatened that they removed all the audios so none of them would annoy albert
Lol
Amazing theory 10/10
@@kim_5130no its the truth not theory
But the raining tacos one is still up
no its copyright
Take a close look at 9:08 and just look above
"My game is super smooth"
Above it is a bad word
Maybe they mean the store
Also gag on my-
Thats what i saw-
And above that..?
albert:: THEY KEEP PLAYING THAT TACO SONG
them:: just turn down ur vol-
albert:: *shuts down server*
ever since this video came out I've had a tradition of watching it every single time i eat mcdonalds
Stranger: **Being annoying**
Flamingo: *So you have chosen death*
You just stole that idea from another person
@@maggotmuncher5356 No I actually made it up...But if someone did comment I guess I'll remove it
Umm i dont thinku can🤐🤐🤐🤐
Albert reading sillylillys chat: "My mom is-"
Albert: "..Okay.." *Ends vid*
Ugly
Jk
@@guinipu_hatchback_9238 NO U
I was gonna say that gosh darn
@@Star.Dr00L what
I had my volume down all the way and my parents still heard alberts screaming
Slay
Slay
Slay
Slay
Slay
“Poop, I need to poop” almost got me choking on my food 💀💀💀💀
It’s raining tacos plays
Flamingo: I guess *Everyone* will die
Nice TF2 pic
Hi
@@moooooon442 bye
Flamingo: so you have chosen death
It’s raining tacos
9:09 DID NO ONE ELSE SEE WHAT I SAW IN THE CHAT- 😭😭😭
chl0ooo0e tracy havin a good ass day i’ll tell you that rn
I'm screaming ✋🏽😭
i was dying
OML I SAW IT IF I GET A LIKE ILL SAY WHAT HE SAID!!!
oh
why do i love albert's laugh so much
*Back up in the crib* got me laying on the floor😂😂😂 4:10
"Broken house, broken marriage, broken life"
-Albert 2020
quote of the year
Dani Gamer NOW THAT US WHAT I ACTUALLY LIKE
@kahim wong i (probably) would be grateful, maybe at some point he has a point. albert is a grown man he probably won't mean it.
if he does then ill just probably laugh and not put those words in my head.
@kahim wong did I say something offensive?
@wong kahim then he will harass u then u will regret it
Someone: Playing raining tacos
Albert: Stop! You've violated the law!
You shall pay with your *ONLINE RELATIONSHIP YOU ONLINE DATING RAT*
Buggo it’s been long since I’ve seen a good braw
Alexandria m ah
Yes
*braw*
@@stonehaynes2998 That's pretty rad, *braw*
Pay the court a fine or serve you sentence! You're stolen pay to win radio is not forfeit.
I love the fact that at the end he's saying "always eat healthy food. McDonalds is bad" whilst making as much McDonalds as he can
His humour makes me laugh so badly I pee myself
albert would definitely tear down a house to find a it’s raining tacos boombox
an*
@@ysllietv7456 no
@@ysllietv7456 hes right dont correct him
It's raining taco from out of the sky taco no need to ask why just open ur mouth and close ur eyes it's raining taco
@@ysllietv7456 tear down an house 😎😎
Flamingo: 'FAMILY FRIENDLY CONTENT!'
The person who edits his videos: *Sees **9:10* *Leaves it in*
at least the username covered no harassment here hehe
I-
hecc
BRO
Oop-
THIS WHOLE VIDEO IS MY BRAIN WHENEVER IM IN THE SHOWER😭😭
Up? More like DOWN!!! This should be the new movie lol 😂😂
9:09 look at the second thing someone said in the chat 😳
Bacon Man#999 we know
I have mulitple questions. And one of them is how did ð¡¢k not get censored.
hhh
Yes Queen probably cuz he’s 13+
It was weird
"McDonald's is trying to get you addicted"
*Me mindlessly eating another fry* what were u saying
ITS STILL PLAYINGG 😭
- The best line because its hilarious
5:35 best roleplay name ever
Benjamin Shembel/dumb/out of shape/ dead
adolf hitler/nazi leader/D E A D
*Trent*
*Cute*
*DEAD*
Trent..cute..*D E A D*
ok
Cute dead
9:09 look above “my game is super smooth”
gag on my d tracey im pretty sure we know
It doesnt just say that read what it says on top
jhessy carrillo rodriguez it literally says “gag on my d Tracy”
bro i wishin i was tracy rn
@@natsocool. bro wtf
3:31 "Back to kidnappin" 💀
Silly Lilly: My mom is hot
Albert: u know what no
Player: my mom is hot
Albert: *reads* “my mom is- ...... okay.
lol
Xxnight skyxX oh god it’s a Gacha user
They’re taking over flamingo know :
@@taekotoga6548 yes. it's great to know that gachas are worse than bots
@@taekotoga6548
Oh no, it's an e-girl. Bring all your guns and ammunition. And some English classes too. (btw it's now not know)
@@trevornelson5576 Ok!!
Flamingo : - hears taco song -
Also Flamingo : WORLD HUNGER STARTS NOW!
No stop is her mean
taco song is annoying, especially when playing mm2
i always kill them first when i become the murderer
Ya
N00bius ✔✔✔ 𝕐𝕖𝕤
fortnite kid yes
This brings back all the happy memories times when I laughed at jokes I feel terrible and I cant find support
The fact he raged at the beginning of the video was funny 🤣
15 seconds and he already destroyed a server.
New record.
Lol
Xd
Nhew.recarod
Lol
*Groove rush #7 starts playing*
random player: plays its raining tacos
albert: im about to end this man's whole career
Do you mean life?
@@infiniteperson1226 no
Shrek I am your second subscriber
@@l.o.llover4517 I will never reach comedy 😔
BEGONE DEMON AHHHHHH
“That’s life for you sisters.” -Albert
Right after he said “I hope Disney doesn’t delete my channel for this” I got a movie ad by Disney 😂
9:37 thx sillylilly for Reminding me
“I can’t see where the Mac Donald’s is.”
**albert zooms out revealing 9 mcdonalds**
Then says "baby"
NOOB
Tech 890 Mcdonalds
Batman YOU NOOB NOOB NOOB NOOB
@@eeee4386 STOP not funni
albert: “mcdonalds gives you failure in life , always go for the healthier options”
also albert: *replacing wvery building with mcdonalds and destorying homes*
7:31 THIS PART CANT MAKE ME STOP LAUGHING 😂
“Trent/ Cute /
*DEAD* “
Albert: “ *Okay..* “
Nobody: *plays its raining tacos*
Albert: "Oh boy, here we go killing again"
should it be someone instead of nobody or:
Nobody:
Albert when he hears it's raining tacos: "Oh boy, here we go killing again"
Ah a fellow intellctual
I hate the tacos song
That's what I do if I hear that song
Because I hate it
Albert, you should make a hole in the map and it should slowly grow and you can watch the noobs say their final goodbyes as the world falls apart
"I WANT MCFLURRY"got me dying on the floor
9:08 look at the chat above “my game is super smooth” LMAOO
i’m here from tiktok lololol
And there innappropiate message
I got it from tiktok too
@@epicducky2545 me too
Look up
Someone: Plays "It's Raining Taco" song
Albert: So you have chosen, death.
Ah yes, the iconic line, “Sillylilly your phone’s broken!”
I think that we can all agree that albert is kinda violent when the "its raining tacos" song is on
HEY SALLY, GIFF'S CONSTRUCTION IS HERE
IM HERE TEAR DOWN YOUR HOUSE
Sally: what do you mean?
5 hours later
that will be $100,000 Mrs
@@jonathanreed7297 begone bot
Sally? IT'S EARTHWORM SALLY.
@@jonathanreed7297 begone bot
My name is sally IT EARTHWORM SALLY
Jonathan Reed begon scam bot ):(
9:09 i think albert might of missed that part on the chat
it was his editor but okie
oh my
CaitlynOfPlanets the editor and Albert
Jocelyn Villar I missed it
Roblox would not let u say that
I love how at the end of the video he try’s to persuade us to stop eating junk food like he’s our parent
4:20 if you look closely at the people around albert, theres a dude saying "im a gug dealer"
idea: ask people their greatest fear and whatever it is make it like happen.
That’s really good idea
He did that before •_•
Yeah
Either A:He already has B:what happens if it is an impossible thing to spawn
Sure
People: play raining tacos
Flamingo: SHUT UP I’m shutting this server down!!
Its my honest opinion that raining tacos should burn in the depths of heck
Yes
xD
Yes
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9:11 HELLO, THAT ONE PERSON IN THE CHAT “Gag on my-…” !?!? WHAT 😭✋
Video Idea: take someones house far away (like in the sky or smthing) and create a new town for them
9:10 tracy is having some fun
OH MY
*yes*
LMAOOOOOOOO
lol
Tracy is my teachers real name
Flamingo: I'm going to show you this clip.
Clip: *AD*
flamingo: *doesn't show a "clip"*
Ebin forkknife Gamer yes she did mommy
@@h1to0uio good job you just assumed someone's gender
@@h1to0uio now my smile is BIG
hittman_mike jender
hittman_mike t
“STOP MAKING THOSE NOISES” “Why is she crying”
3:43 the iconic “get noobed”
"So all of the sick people are gonna die now"
The usual albert.
The sick people at the McDonald's (hospital back in the day): *eats corona burger*
i love that icon xd
Alright cool
Ha yeAh wait what
Your PFP is so *hot*
Flamingo: *tears down their house*
Also flamingo: WhY dO TheY aLwAYS LEaVE
Jaiden Garcia what there’s nothing wrong with the sentence
The tears hit the phone and logged her out
Jaiden Garcia nothing wrong with his sentence
@@chez36 nothing was wrong with the sentence tho.
Some kid: where's my house?
Albert: *Well it's gone, it's gone, it's gone, it's gone!* 🤑🤑😍🤩🤩🤗🤐😙🤨
Hey Albert, do a admin video where you make a therapy store and ask them what their biggest fear is and make it come to life.
Indigenous people: *exists*
America: “I DON’T CARE THAT YOUR ANCESTORS WERE BURIED HERE”
Insidious? Do you perhaps mean Indigenous?
Indigenous??
Joseph Stalin listen man... :(
Mighty Purplelicious :(
Noice👌🏻
9:09 the filter really said: "no"
What is Tracy doing?
@@toopersam-t5936 LMAO I SAW THAT
Tymander_31 ya 😳
Hey guys want to make your own Windows error just try finding website
Derek Pires what?
Albert 2020-so he can just fly away.
Player: my mom is hot
Albert: my mom is *sigh* ok
4:10 **instantly falls to death** “AAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
Angry Noob you did
sigh
Jerelle Freeman no you bully
Lol so true
Albert: you got options here, baby-
CZcams: -_-
Also Albert: ...not baby as in... no.
Eve CZcams won’t be happy about the chat at 9:10
@@cinnabonbon how did that not even get censored lmao
-_-
Khadijah Aziz Muhammad how do you like it if she said that to u if u was a boy
Pusheen Provolon WoAh- they’re maybe using something to say that ;-;
“ my mom is hot” albert : i’m not reading the rest of that 🤠
0:08 That felt so weird without him singing raining tacos
4:25 "I'm a gug dealer."