I used Roblox ADMIN to tell people their FUTURES... then made them COME TRUE
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- čas přidán 28. 12. 2019
- MY YOUTOOZ FIGURES OUT NOW: ALBERT AND CLEETUS
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Today I use my Roblox admin commands to become a fortune teller... except the fortunes I tell come true almost immediately and it's usually never what people actually want. - Hry
Credit to Twitter user @itzjxdex for the idea! If you have any really good ideas for videos DM @FlamingoIdeas on twitter
hi I got your merch
Flamingo you are cool
Use :watch (username) so you can watch them
FLAMINGO!!
WHERE NEW VID U ALWAYS POST 2 TIMES A DAYYYY
Question of the day:
"What is a TV"
Questions that not even Einstein can answer or even a person with an IQ of 300
Tv is Tv
Idk
Well TV is A television (also known as a TV) is a machine with a screen. Televisions receive broadcasting signals and change them into pictures and sound. The word "television" comes from the words tele (Greek for far away) and vision (sight).
xd
"what is a TV"
humans are special, special creatures
“What is a TV?”
“Oohhh, you meant TeeV...”
@@dio44492 nice one brother
Fgteev is a youtube channel
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Idk
“See, if you try to put this dog Down, the doctor’s gonna die.” - Famous quote
At 1:59
The great thing about Albert is that he lets his intrusive thoughts win
Impulsive thoughts, not intrusive
its both@@leighprice311
@@leighprice311no its intrusive, i've never heard anybody say impulsive so i guess its other thing
@@Sydneymotor2 Intrusive thoughts are far more dangerous than the stuff Albert does, just because you haven't heard about them doesn't mean there's not a difference
"Oh well, now I feel bad"
*Browses through endless options for his death*
yay 100 likes
What game is it
I don’t think he actually felt bad r all
@@Flaming-bricks life in paradise
Lol
1:12 - for the bus screeching sound
7:10 - to listen him asking "WhAt iS A tV???"
WhAt Is A tV?
@@Andrewski4 Tv is a tV
What is a TV?
claim 20k..R💲 now efb
"You will meet fgtv"
" *what is a tv* "
Biggest flex: i was one of the people who said “ i subscribe mimi locks “
Which one
@@LolThatGuyVR yah which one?
When you look up mimi locks and they are a real person:
Oh...ok
TRUE KIT- ANIMATIONS I know I was like: that’s not her
@@dragonsofty7996 same lol
TRUE KIT- ANIMATIONS I was confused
Ikr
True
Imagine if fgteev got this recommended for him lol
??
@@adrianothegoat i did and i don't get it
Strawberry Sunday will be here to get git
mark barrientos I’ll be right here until you understand. ^^
@@iAM_LeaphY i never will
It's sad Albert's new videos aren't like this anymore.
That's so true
It’s true yes, but they’re still good
I agree
@@leica8021I disagree
He’s realizing that his community is growing up and that he needs to make content for their age group.
8:53 i felt bad for the kid but also laughing hysterically at the same time
"I'M A FORTUNE TELLER GUYS!"
some time later
"I must go before somebody sees me..."
as soon as i read "i must go before someone sees me..." he fucking said that at the same time
@Akilah Brooks Are you okay?
The people: screams of terror
Flamingo:calmly slaughters everyone*
It feels so nice to come back to see his admin vids now he changed I feel so happy to see him like this
Same
I searched up mimi locks on and found that mimi locks actually has millions of viewers and hundreds of thousands of subscribers so Albert is a real fortune teller
That isn’t actually her though, the real one has 10k subs
@@KS-xb8ht ye
@@aeshaomar911 ye
Wrong one lol
@@Abysmal778 yes
“Oh no! You’re becoming fat!”
Cleetus: *I have been replaced.*
Albert not fat just big bones
@@stellaallaire8836 lol
Or he's just preg.
He just penguin
O
FGTEEV Fan: Whats a TV?
Fgteev: Uh.. What?
IDEA: make a “game show” where people compete with each other to win (live) or lose (die)
“What is a TV?”
*Top 10 scientists still cannot answer*
You Dum😬😬
*Top 10 scientist still cannot answer*
Patrick White, it’s a joke
Very Important Potatoes!!! no he isn’t , you are . your comment makes no sense
🤦♀️
Idea: Pretend your a time traveler and ask what year it is then say “oh Island life hasnt been destroyed yet?” then nuke the server.
Game: Island Life
DUDE THIS IS THE BEST IDEA
orangekid76 tell him on Twitter
That’s brilliant
OMG WHAT A GOOD IDEA
Good idea
I ACCIDENTALY BLASTED “ONLINE DATERS” AT FULL VOLUME
ONLINE DATERS
ONLINE DATERS
7:10
Albert: I'll go get them actually..
Him: *wHat iS a tV*
When he said “you will grow to be fat and ugly”
I related ngl 😔✊
EDIT: I'm not fat and I'm not calling anyone fat.
So you fat!
I will not get fat I will not get fat!stop saying that!
Haha get noob
nolan arado most people who say there fat need to look in a mirror because they are perfect just the way they are 🥰
*does gigantic kids*
Everyone: *searches Mimi Locks*
Mimi: has over 400K subs
Everyone: surprised pikachu face
Edit: I know that this wasnt the real Mimi Locks I just wanted to make a joke :>
She doesn't play Roblox
True
Liyaahhh thats not the joke-
I don’t think they were the same person, the ROBLOX one was rping as the other
She was a fake there is lots of people who fake to be youtubers
i love how he said ‘well now i feel bad’ then he just killed him like a couple minutes away😂
I can't believe this video was made 4 years ago! Absolutely loved watching the admin videos
I love how he starts his video with “OnliNe DaTeRs”
lol he said "online gamerz"
@@marqusez no he said online daters
@@marqusez he said online daters
Yeah its like this ONLINE DATERS
Albert: oNlInE DaTeRS
2:13
*Plot Twist: That Lamborghini didn't despawn it just was moving so fast it warped through multiple realities. Legends say that some people can still hear it's engine roaring.*
How dare you cringe at the legendary Lamborghini
@@LAX4Life_ shut
It is an ancient practice to pass down this story to children, who will pass it down to their children, in order to ward off the Lamborghini from attacking their land and taking their people.
just the way he says "laDIEs" was hilarious- great video by the way, love your content.
Once you laugh at a fortune your fortune will ruin you
- A famous quote from someone in that video who laughed at their fortune
“This dog is so powerful if you tried to put him down the doctor will die”
Doctor: Im sorry but, I need to put your dog down
Dog: Uno Reverse Card
Jahseh Onfroy dog to stong
. .Rover stood in front of the operation table, staring at the doctor, strapped to a chair. He carefully euthanized him, and went back to the Doctor’s family in the waiting room. “I’m sorry, but Mr.Ugaot, your husband, was just euthanized.”He told the Doctor’s wife. .
yep- just gotta hit em with dat UNO REVERSE CARD >:D
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly......
He hit the reverse card attacc
Doctor: o no (surprised pikachu face)
*Dad: What are you watching?*
*Me: Oh, I’m watching to find out what a TV is.*
Dad: *i DONT even know what a tv is and I’m 100000 IQ*
claim 80k..R💲 now t5h
I don’t like gacha life coments
@@imonjohnson4024 you didn't spell comments right
User Roblox: ie i really like fgteev so much
Me: me too
Albert: You need to be very careful. Grammarly can help you do your schoolwork more effetely
When I was younger, how did I not laugh at this
Dear Albert, you NEED to make a maze and put it in these stupid roleplay games and make them all complete it but there’s actually monsters who try to kill them (use admin powers) and if they die bring them to hell with no way out.
hellish
Yesss!
YES PLS
@@mlilyofthevalley Not anymore!!!!!!!!
YES
Me: **starts video**
Flamgo: ONLINE DATERS
my ears: my time has come
Haha
Ok
@@AlbertoLluchLafuente r/whoosh
@@jeffajdsumo2366 no, you have disturbed the balance?!
Frappe r/woooosh*
There is nothing like sitting down with some hot chocolate. All cozy and warm at 4:00 in the morning. and watching Flamingo run someone over with a bus in a cute little roleplaying game.
From someone that’s been a fan of fgteev for no joke like half of my life this was beautiful
only OGS will remember:
hey guys hope you’re having a good time..
nOt onLinE dAtinG
No
Yeaaah I remember tho
it was not online dating
MWA MWA MILKY
Only ogs remember "can i have a joe"
Flamingo: “ok now I feel bad”
5 seconds later
Flamingo: “ok how can I make this guys day worse”
Yup he fell bad he def doesnt feel bad-
Feel not fell
Sorry I had to be mean
Good one!!!!!
Ryblox gwEc
7:53
" *_Does gigantic kids😩😩_* "
NOO 💔💔
Yes queen
i love how albert pretty much predicted the brazilian fortune teller incident nearly 4 years before it happened
Nobody:
Not even my dog:
Fgteevbeast2010 : what is a tv?
2:38
*Every time he runs around McDonalds he picked up a meal, that’s how he got fat.*
Edit: Holly cow how did I get this many likes?
Ha loser
@@paolacastro3366 says the white girl possessed by the devil
he had two number nines, a number nine large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda.
paola castro shut up
@Pupcakeswell that's a random suggestion
one of my fav flamingo episodes
I ate a school bus
You Would Been Dead By Now 💀
@@jamesmcmaster7525 i am a ghost
AAAAAAAHHHHH 😨
Me to!
@@Dragonyearboisame and I ate that bus a school bus going to the school to drop off students
we need this type of videos back
Frrr
Yess
We do need these admin videos back
yes please come on albert
i think he stopped because the game was deleted
Albert: You will meet fgteev, the real one.
Fgteev: *WhAt Is A tV*
A TV IS TV IS A TV AND TV
I LOVE FGTEEV
@@brookesmith3110 okay boomer.
Omg that youtuber
Hi
That voicecrack at 0:14 already show you this video is gonna be amazing
5:52 : the “hey whats up!” sounded so much like sonic omg😭✋🏻
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Fgteevbeast: what is a tv
You: copied comment
@@leafy-chu Ya
•{Leafy Chu•} you:scape patato rat
*potato
fgteev is A youtube channel
"im guessing these are like his unborn kids" 😂😂😂😂😂
🤣☠️☠️
にせじょけ
“I am a genie, OH wait I am not a genie” “ let’s go give people anxiety”
When beast said "What is a TV" I bursted out laughing my humor is broken
"Are these his unborn children"
"What is a TV?"
Best lines of this video
My hero academia
@@xxciloxx6345 My hero *FUCK OFF*
@@stupidfuckingrat How dare. You
@@stupidfuckingrat One. For. All. Full. Cowling. 1000000% SEEEEEEEMAAAAAAASHEEEEEEE
@@stupidfuckingrat MHA/BNHA IS FRIGGIN AMAZING AAAAAAAAAA
5:39 *horrofiing creature kills someone* a few moments later in the same house
5:46 *LADIES*
I love ❤️ ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ fgteev so much and you and fgteev channel to and you
What is a TV a TV is a TV😱
The thumbnail gives Regina George core
3:46 I like how the dinosaur was just having a seizure
*M I L L I O N S!!*
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Flamingo: “I am fgteev” *tps to fgteev beast with a Gun pointed at him”
Poor Fgteev duddy.😂
I am wondering the mother and father’s names.
I died at that part 😂😭
7:11 I died I can't believe it 💀😂
Who still watching this on 2024🎉
Me
Me
🌚Me
Me
Me
Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
Albert: "DaS a FaT wOmaN"
Tihicc to
NO SHE LIVES IN THICC THICC TOWN
No she thicc
" Let’s go give some people anxiety... "
*_Please don’t worsen my condition, please don’t worsen my condition.._*
Poor you
Good job Albert, teaching them to never meet their idols when they’re young
1:33 “please let this be a normal field trip!” “with the flamgingo? NO WAY!” *CRUSING ALL DOWN MAIN STREET*
Albert: “Once he adopts a child and find peace in his life *were gonna kill him*
Me: *It’s really nice to see Flamingo ruining people’s live again*
@@gregoryscott6577 stop
Lol tysm guys rut roh raggy calling me for a Scooby snack gtg
oh no scoobs
3=E) 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
I’m back had 4 boxes of Scooby snacks how y’all doin
“I will not get fat, I will not get fat!
*Stop saying that!* “
Edit: 2:38
Lol
“Oh no your becoming fat....hehe....OH NO!!”
2:37
I miss old flamingo
Albert is essentially one of FGTeeV biggest fan without either of them knowing it
0:18 : when you take your first drivers test
W
Lol
Oof
LMAOOOO
Maximus Chang lol
Fgteev beast: is innocent doing innocent things. Albert: your happiness is mine
you're
veniamin iliev ok nerd
veniamin iliev it’s your and you are happiness is mine makes no sense
veniamin iliev you are happiness is mine that’s what happens when you replace the your with you’re
@@veniaminiliev7070dude why are you alive
Albert, you made me laugh, thank you!!!
I have my headphones on while watching this, i wonder what my family downstairs thinks of my continuous random laughter coming from my room with all the lights off lit by the dim light of a laptop.
Albert:”follow your dreams!
Also Albert:what should I do to him...
@Itzthewolfiegamer UwU >:>
@Itzthewolfiegamer UwU he was gonna kill em >:>
>:3 mwahahaha
legend has it Mimi Locks is still out there. Fearing this day as it slowly claims grasp of her mind. Poor Mimi
For real, it was a faker being mimi locks.
I love to see Robloxa burn upon Albert’s hands.
-a wise old man once said.
When flamingo said “hey whats up”He sounded like sonic
What time?
Robux
Timestamp?
5:52
Terraria boy 5:52
Albert: “And make your wildest dreams come true”
Me: “I GOT VOODOO I GOT HOODOO I GOT THINGS I AINT EVEN TRIED-“
AND IVE GOT FRIENDS ON THE OTHER SIDE
chicken boi e I’m pretty sure that this comment doesn’t fit there.
what
Mina Ashido the gay walmart scanner me:hes got friends on the other side
The cards.. the cards...
9:29 BRIAN😭😭
Great video. Love your outfit 😂
James: (mocks) yea I'm gonna get hit by a bus
Albert: peace was never an option
BruH tHat wAS fUnnY
Bruh that wasnt funny
@@rosabella4706 uhh yo momma
@@jeffjeff1235 oh so rosa bella is UR gf lololololoolololololollol
@@jaconistrash
Ha totem
“I see you getting hit by a bus”
*Quick flashbacks to Temprist’s Gameshow*
Temprist : Can you survive this falling bus?
Flamingo : “can you survive thi- AAAAAAAAAAA *dies to the falling bus*
Idk why but I busted out laughing when he said “ the bus we gonna hit him with..” and he honked it and made the sounds I wheezed
"i dont see anybody out there" only true flamingo horror fans will understand
"Who is doing this"
"YOU! STOP EATING!"
LMAOOO
do you even know what LMAO means?
@@tinawright3851 laughing my ass off
Or something like that, why?
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Not even Donald Trump
Fgteev: What is a TV?
Your pfp- that dude h o t😳
lol HD
Well we've found out the biggest secrete ever: fgtv doesnt know what it is
Greg Allen the biggest secrete
꧁Kai_chan꧂ wtf
I bet the body builder realized that he should have never laughed at your fortune
When you’re watching flamingo and the video starts with “ O N L I N E D A T E R S “
You know you’re at the right place.
I looked up Mimi’s channel and she’s actually quite well known
who is she link to channel or?
@@dreamkittyplaysreal just type mimi locks roblox
Same
FORTNITE SUCKS
she hasn’t posted for 3 months
Flamingos ability to determine what noobs are saying in tags is unhuman.
Superunhuman
Correct
reply
@@Iquit793 reply
I can do that too
Idea: Give people swords and make a area so they can fight and who ever is the last one get banned
"This vid was 3yr ago but who cares?"
"And if some ppl put hate idc"
"Bye"
Legend says that fgteevbeast2010 still wants to know what a TV is.
Me: * Clicks on this video *
Albert: *_ONLINE DATERS_*
My ears: * Now bleeding *
La has said nooooooooo
Tobiano Rider oh no they found me
Ahha
Everybody before they watched this:
Everybody after they watched this: *looks up mimi locks*
melting star yeah
When you see an actual CZcams channel: searches for a Roblox video
Me
She is real 😱
Nah I searched it up during the vid
Fgteev and flamingo was my childhood. My childhood was burning during this 3yrs ago
Bro made her quit CZcams lol 😂
Mortal of today’s video: if you ever have a bully, tell Albert, and he will deal with them.
Yes
Yes
rare chance that he will help the bully
Yes🖤
moral not mortal