Vingegaard Shows Pogacar Who's Got Balls
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- čas přidán 6. 09. 2024
- Jonas Vingegaard has won stage 11 of the Tour de France 2024 after an exhibition time cut on Tadej Pogacar, the yellow jersey who made a tremendous Tadej Pogacar attack 35 km from the finish on the Puy Marie, but Vingegaard quickly cut him off with a sidereal ascent of the Col de Pertus. Remco Evenepoel and Primoz Roglic, with a new crash, performed very well but could not keep up with the pace of the two great monsters of world cycling. Jonas Vingegaard is back and has shown Pogi who has balls.
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Chocking news from France! Remco were arrested tonight! Caught in the act as he broke into a toy store stealing balls!
Hilarious 😂😂 Please never stop these videos. Easily my favourite TDF coverage 🎉🎉🎉🎉
We should be happy that Vingegaard came to this event when EVERYBODY had called him off.
Without him Pogacar would've walked over Le TDF finish line with his bike on his back, smiling.
We owe Vingegaard praise and honor for the true competitive atmosphere he presented. Thanks Anchovy!
the anchovy is coming into form
Even as an Irishman myself calling someone "Benny Hilly" is pure Nuclear trolling 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 where do you come up with such golden nuggets.
You have more facts in the stage report than cyclingnews.
@@shenzhenpingpong cycling news is a joke
Did over 7w/kg those climbs at the end. All natural dane
Not close to his best, 7,2 watt in 12 minutes. Several of the best riders can do that. But Vingegaard at his best has the ability to go 7,4 -7,6 in a timewindow of around 14 minutes. I can personally do more than 15-20 watt pr. kg, that doesnt say much. Its compared to time. A sprinter can go up to 30 watt pr. kg in a sprint.
If the orange juice hits just right in the morning i can do that too, totally all natural, can confirm.
Hey, WvA had a less severe crash (no lung damage) earlier and is totally washed this tour. But nothing to see here, danish recover hits different
@@chrisbrodroy1183it’s always the Danes.
Armstrong did 7 w/kg on alpe d'huez. if JV and Pogacar would dope they would fly and do 7 w/kg on granon after such difficult stage.
My favourite Alien is going to get crushed by the Dane ALWAYS A DANE 😭😭
Anchovy 7.25w/kg. Flipper power.
Is that official data? What's your source? If it's true I have no doubts left.
@@user-vt4hd8hb4v people just spitting watt data without understanding it, but its a good estimation. Watts pr kg doesnt say anything unless you include over how much time.
Sprinters can go 30 watt pr kg. theres nothing unbelievable of the data of 7,25 watts pr kg. And today was over 12 minutes and its not even close to his best. His best he can go 5% faster over longer time. He is not at his top form.
@@TellusJD isn't that performance similar to his TT last year??
@@user-vt4hd8hb4v similar but not quite its like 2-3% less. I think he achieved somewhere around 7,4 in that TT. in the beginning people thought 7,6 in last years TT but there were some ambiguity on the time data.
But the real crazy performances, was actually in I think stage 15 of Vuelta last year and in Tour of Basque before the tdf 23. That is his peak somewhere around 7,5 for around 14 minutes.
@@TellusJD Great. Now take into account the fact that this man punctured his lung and broke several bones a couple of months ago which decimated his preparations with 0 racing days since April and explain to me how he's performing a couple of decimals away from his absolute peak.
Looks like the rest day boosters were effective
The best cycling commentary this side of the flat Earth!
Lance's Blue Train makes these teams look like week-end has beens.....
Yes, but what about the aero socks?!! Their VO2 watts per kilo are better than the doper Lance. It is the socks!
“The doped hipster Vaughters” 😂😂😂😂😂
First here just like the Danish Anchovy. Now I am going for a good cry.
Jonas is back, Pogi needs to use his head from now on
The Anchovy went into Piranha Mode🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟
I am now sure that Anchovy is 1077% clean, it's obvious, zero race days, still able to come into form.
How this era cleaner than 90s and 00s? All around monsters being beasts in all type of races through the whole year; guys being able to attack basically all days in GTs when we have the minimal hill and transforming stages into a 1vs1 never ending duel with change of pace at any hairpin bend, all that in GTs where hard stages basically happen from the start and the very first day; others doing all the three GTs at top level and even winning the last after being a top domestique in the previous ones; riders entering TdF without races for a good month and being immediately ready to perform at the highest level...
The cycling we used to see with two weeks of sleepy flat stages and fireworks among the big names on four-five stages in the third week was way more natural regardless the amount of EPO or other stuff.
Just talking by eye test, spectator and cycling amateur POV.
I know you were sarcastic, but I'm actually asking why they have to picture one era as the darkest age of cycling when what happens these days is hilarious.
We even had Pogi laughing hard for one month while he made his personal shows during the giro, c'mon....
@@leonardofabbri7930 💯
@@leonardofabbri7930 exactly, it was way more believable in teh 90s than now
@@leonardofabbri7930 because its literally impossible to dope like they did in the 90s no matter what theory you use you cannot boost your blood like they did back then, which is essentially the only way to boost performance in cycling. No matter what people think its impossible to get to the form they were back then.
Alot has changed since that era, 1 being more aero bikes leadign to faster stages, second all stages are shorter making tdf less tough than back then, third they fuel by massive amounts of carbs per hour to keep energy levels high compared to then the understanding of that was non existant.
All records on any significant mountain in the 90s are unbeatable, they only break records on climbs not raced in the 90's Or mountains that wasnt competitive in this era. The records on the big ones from the 90s are completely untouchable by even pogacar and vingegaard they can only get within about 2 minutes.
He had rest, ever heard of it?
Now this is how you narrate a stage of the T de F.
Not even a whiff of a 'Yakety Sax' for 'Benny Hilly', I applaud your restraint!
The tour is warming up, where's my popcorn.
Great vid, as always.
The good part about this Pogacar vs Vingegaard duel is that one of them will lose. I kind of prefer Pogacar to win... but I can't deny that I didn't like his expression today at the end of the stage. It's like he had seen a ghost.
I noticed that, he was so surprised!
Realised Vingegaard’s doctor has access to the same “preparation” as his
@@Evaso_CCUndoubtedly...
😂😂Yeah, I too reckon the Pog looked a bit shocked.
Hearken, noble comrades! Gather ye close and mark well these words. Our beloved Anchovy, long dweller of the deep and icy abyss, hath at last risen from his cold, briny depths. Behold, he emerges stronger, more formidable than ever before! Let all beware, for the time of reckoning is nigh. Fear thee, alien boy, for a mightier Anchovy now stands before us, heralding a new era of strength and dominion!
Leave in your comments if you're Team Slovalien or Team Anchovy! I'll read you!
Team SloviAlien, but he and his team still making dumb errors, not taking a water bottle, attacking like and animal over and over. He is giving this race to Nemo
Watching the Anchovy out sprint Pogi was simply brilliant . Then England winning , such a Perfect day 😅
@@DavidStacey-tx7onI think pogi just needs to follow jonas 😅
Jonas for the win!
I love em both. May the best Universal Soldier win.
Was laughing out loud watching the doped little Nemo pull back Pogy after that brutal attack, watching Nemo hold him off in the sprint had me rolling on the floor. Glorious display of enhanced evolution
It's his aero socks 😊
😅
Like chasing like…..
They’re all taking the same juice, so you shouldn’t laugh at or criticize one over the other!
Yea nothing strange in Pogi dominating since march with a monster of a Giro performance just a month a go....But Jonas snatching a win from Pogi, now that screams jacked to the tits
That was an amazing race by both men. Such great cyclists such great sportsmen.
First time I've been on this channel. Absolutely first class!
Thank you
A new fairytail from the Hans Cristian Anderson country:)
Anchovies of the world, unite !
All after 81days of not racing,if sheeple can’t see nothing has changed since the days of Tom Simpson and the charitable yank,were revved up on start line like a nitrous dragster,then they’ll never see,doped up to the eyebrows 😂😂😂,favourite cycling channel,
It’s Le Tour France. Vingegaard has that Special White Fish Sauce!
vingegaard looks like an elf from lord of the rings
🥱
Never count out a flying anchovy as he cuts through the flatheads…wish I had him in my aquarium…
Finally someone else talking about Actovegin 🙏🙏🙏🙏 Dr Hans Healing Hands needs further investigation
Well well well. The Anchovy wins. I have to say, I did not foresee a Vingedope sprint victory. Maybe Dopegacar is feeling the Giro in his legs after all. Regardless, it will be a fun week. I think Evenedope and Dopelič will be a fun fight for 3rd. But the Maillot Jaune will only belong to the anchovy or the alien from now on.
I hope Wout Van Dope wins a stage, I’m holding out for it!
Viva Le Dope.
pog will still prevail
"The faithful husband of a Danish 40 something woman" 😂 oh man I love the snarky comments peppered through the commentary. There is something jarring about the Anchovy's meek off bike demeanour and his Terminator level abilities on the bike. He barely looked like he was trying on that KOM shattering ascent.
lol i caught that too 😂
this show's hilarious!
Team Anchovy!
I have to congratulate you for your effort on the proncunciation of the French words. "Grande boucle" has widely improved lately. More seriously thanks for the video
The danish anchovy swim in polluted water, even the most dangerous "fugu" will not be as toxic as him. But peoples in cyclism channels seems to love him and his extraordinary recovery since the basque country, his extraordinary "performance" already here. And still the famous third week to laugh or cry with those performances.
The fugu transformation has just began
He's evolving. Like a Pokemon.
"Alongside a struggling skier" 😂
Good one, as always!
Laughing out loud! How'd you have all that information, then put them in hilarious ways! For that, i'm subscribed 😂😂😂
All pretense of "clean racing" have been tossed. VISMA VITAMINS are that much better (re: undetectable). Either Jonas was not as badly injured as reported or he was given a blood-bag from planet Kryton in order to speed his recovery. His winning a sprint is even more laughable than that farce which gave "the imp" #35. The writers of this play are shameless, to say nothing of the "poor players" acting out this, comedy or tragedy?
Pogačar ran out of energy, that's a fact. From the Slovenian camp, they reported that Pogačar mismanaged his diet, which nicely explains why he called for help and how Vingegaard managed to close the gap so quickly with such low watts. Confirmation comes in the Pyrenees.
Yep, it sounds like he couldn't take those Calippos from Saunier
Note where the white Kenyan finished in final stage of Subiu tour.. 125th and 103rd overall. Kerching!!
Well done!
Anchovy using flipper power!! The Tourmalet is coming...
Victor Lafay has been injured, cheers for the shout out anyway.
Most strange injury ever
@@cyclinghighlightsa bad knee
A fool might suspect that Pogi was having problems with his hidden mechanical friend, after seeing his rear wheel anomalies from a superb bike handler, and the weird way he motioned for help and then refused water, and him becoming a normal bike racer for once. But nah. This Tour is exceptionally clean. I know that because the same people who told us Lance was clean for all those years also proclaim how clean this tour is with their every breath, and attack any questions that might imply otherwise.
Hopefully, the weird sporadic lurchings/surges of his rear wheel, that caused Pogi those problems are fixed and he can resume being the alien.
Pog seems to think that anger will transform him into the Incredible Hulk, whose sticker is on his bike.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Team Anchovy!
Tete de la course - +2min gr Maillot Juane - +1min 35 Peloton - +2w 6days 14hr 6min gr Cavendish probably
Love it!
Try to guess which cocktail of products those 2 use.
NEWSFLASH ! Pogi smashes up Fish and Chip chop after drunken night out
Gazza rides again
salt and vingegaard
And this just in: Remco arrested at a toy store stealing balls.
Hahaha, what is this comment section? Love it!
The hilarious Benny Hilly 😅
"The Anchovy!"
It was the bourbon!🥃🥃 post rest day supercharger
The UAE are giving him the Dubai one, two.
One, two, drop your mate!
Does UCI/WADA allow an exception for the use of certain substances when an athlete has a significant injury like the one anchovy had earlier this year?
Can only go by the ufc but wada allowed the use of growth hormone for recovery from injury if they take themselves out of the testing pool, no clue how it works with cycling but if he's not in 'competition' does he get free rein to use compounds that are banned "in competion"? 🤔
@@jawndoekck it's a definite that jonas would have had doctors certificates to take whats needed during recovery . If a medical consultant signs it off I cannot see wada uci be able to do anything. I think wada ici get put under alot of pressure by lawyers
@@stuartmclean3843 considering the frequency of races in cycling I wonder what the UCI definition of out of competition is. The combination of prescribed HGH and steroids with the bodies naturally triggered healing process could mean he built up just the right amount of muscle during what body builders call a cycle.
Guess that’s how you beat the drugs provided by a petrostate.
@@jawndoekck He has lost a ton of muscle due to the injury, he came to this tour 4 kg lighter than last year and was already really skinny last year.
Thats far from ideal, but it might actually help him on the uphill, but weaken him significantly on all the stages we have been through. It probably makes his punch weak, but his long endurance tempo stronger, so we can maybe expect Jonas just setting a pace and dropping people of his wheels opposed to last year where he tried to create a gap.
@@TellusJD you mean took off 10kg of body fat and put on another 2kg of muscle fiber, right? Sorry dude but all pro level athletes are doping. Anyways hope you’re enjoying this year’s tour de dope.
Why are you guys wasting time on cycling if y’all think everyone are doped 🤷🏼♀️
Same way pop culture enthusiasts are passionate about pop stars, their music, shows and trajectories even though most of the time they must act within certain scripts, following industry trends, coming down to any kind of compromise in order to stay relevant and they create lots of feuds, dramas and irritating stuff
Benny Hilly and Tiny Tim Pidcock 😂😂😂
Tdf over, give it to the Dane now, he will beat Pogi in the mountains.
Good vid for a good stage. The anchovy transforms into a flying fish. The alien is now regretting winning all 7,354 stages of the Giro. Dracula's team is terrible -- all that talent and not clear what to do with it. The pizza delivery boy now talks about the anchovy being on a different level, no mention of his balls. Wout Van Dummy -- how do you crash going uphill? What a day!
Slovalien 😂
You're getting pushed down the search results by the "man"! :(
Dreaming a Benny Hiley victory to dedicate it to Piccolo 🤣🤣🤣
The anchovy is on "Juice". Reminds me Rasmussen on TDF2007. Unbeliaveble...
Every single video about biking that I’ve clicked on so far is full of comments and accusations about “doping”, like there is literally no rider that hasn’t been accused of it at this point.
and then I stumble upon this channel with it’s own full community of people who feel better about themselves because of their cynicism and have no greater joy than making fun of the cyclists etc.
idk I’m just fed up of it. Like if ya’ll think every goddamn rider is doped to the nines then why not just give up on watching the sport?
Because we love it?
We can't have a different point of view?
Only yours is the correct way to enjoy the sport?
@@cyclinghighlights A different point of view is fine, but making fun of the cyclists constantly just seems like a pointless way to “enjoy” the sport.
Tadej is a great rider, but he had to sell his soul to the billionaire owners of his team.
Sets a new record for climbing, then wins a sprint finish, but isn't even sweating at the end... They don't really even hide their motor doping any more, do they?🤔😂
lol he was drenched? Did u see the interview after his hair was completely soaked.
@@TellusJD soaked from his fake crying you mean? 😂
Let's just wait how Pogi will win this TOF 2024.
I was shocked our favorite Eritrean hero wasn't up there duking it out for the win. After all we recently discovered being a heavier cyclist makes you a better climber, physics be damned.
@@nealm6764 the law of the lever has been totally banned from pro cycling for sure.
Remco is a clueless poser.
He will win this tour.rode a great race today,
Sooo,- this is a channel claiming everybody is doped,- unless it's your local favorite?
My local rider was already doped and call him doped in my videos
@@cyclinghighlights Perhaps talent, modern science about training and nutrition wins in modern times?
There in no rumors in modern cycling, no fancy and secret new drugs, back then, everybody knew something was going on.
Perhaps times has changed?
There are cheaters but usually lower ranked, they get caught. And they are using the old stuff.
TDF tests everybody constantly.
Take Vingegaard. Some years back, he was a rather bad racer, having a day job in a fish factory. Raced in the lower ranked local clubs.
Denmark is flat and windy,- he was nothing special. Too small.
Then the club tested him in Alicante hill climb. Vingegaard broke all records,- the old EPO rider records too.
He was a born climber, not a sprinter, not a time trial specialist, not a huge body crushing trough the wind on a flat windy road. He had his wins in Tour de France climbing.
How about praising him? 3 months ago he thought he was dying. Laying on the road, broken collarbone and ribs. Punctured lung. 6 weeks in IR, surgery and rehabilitation.
Then only 6 weeks of training before TDF. And he is doing fine.
And the morons just scream "doping". Perhaps it is the incredible determination and ability to endure pain. After those injuries, most people would still be on sick leave. Complaining and suffering. Jonas just won stage 11 in TDF.
@@jrnmadsen2710both are true. He is a beast and he is doping, so are the other.
@@oninjadaburaca How do you know that? Please link to the test results.
This is like talking to "flat earth" believers.
No matter what arguments are presented, no matter what the authorities express, they continue to live in their own vacuum.
@@jrnmadsen2710 you saying that "Perhaps talent, modern science about training and nutrition wins in modern times?" is very much flat earth believer stuff.
Dr Inigo Ferrari will be fuming!
The Dracula can’t seem to control the Slovalien
Lol
I thought you'd have more hindsight and not grossly overreact like everyone else who tries to sell this product does. Pogaçar's move was way too arrogant and suicidal (and a real display of balls, not like the Dane's defense afterwards) but that doesn't mean Vingegaard can drop him tbh. And if last year is anything to go by, it is not because the injured one has a good day that he will have these legs every day.
I think if Pog attacks on Pertus like with the Galibier he takes 30 secs. Now he should ride defensively
The thing is he doesn't know ride like that and also he's afraid from Combloux 2.0 in Nice. So he Will attack more
Pogi sucked Vingegaard’s wheel for 5kms
Pog knows JV is only 90% fit … he’d be 2-3. Mins ahead now if he was 100% fit . JV should target la vuelta after TDF has ended, and stop pog winning it 👌
@@krisbowditch827 He wont he canceled due to pregnant wife having her term in the vuelta.
All that zone 2 training paying off, no drugs or motors 😂
He zone 2 while he is in your mom
Don’t forget 160 grams of carbs, and a night time visit from 🧛♂️ Giannetti.
Why is this tripe even on my feed
So... 100 days from the start of the Tour, a guy takes 30 days off with NO exercise at all... then he shows up and matches the guy who just won the Giro like it was a village race.... It IS always a Dane....
Mommy of men still the best! ^^
Good old Tugboat. Don't hear much about him these days. I wonder what Tugboat thinks of Bjarne?
Guess who’s back 🐟
Gossip girls, Remco and Pogi are the Kardashians of cycling 😂
💪💪
🚴♂️Minigard 🚴♂️ vs Pogimon 🚴♂️ will Pogi have a chanse against the Danish alltiude trained mountain goat
Go fish go
Forgive my ignorance but why do we call Vingegaard “Anchovy?”
He worked at a fish factory
@@tjakooo7682 oooooh. Thanks mate.
It’s not even funny tell a bunch of goodball
Maybe switch the Van Rysel raffle for a cervelo?
Jonas on the fish oil supplements
He is a Dane, he is always a Dane 😅
Is this channel all about innuendo and doping "stories?" It was amusing, then curious, then dated, then////////////aarrghhhh!
Rabobank always beats Saunier Duval
Not always. In 2020 was an amazing victory at the Last day
Remco should try Zwift racing where the descents aren't real and you can go as fast as you can....(Just don't give him the Kickr Climb and a rocker plate, reckon the motion would cause him to back off, or fall off...)..... As for the Anchovy....All those supposed injuries and downtime and he pulls off this? With a straight rubber face?.... Jumbo Juice is in town boys, join the queue but reckon Jackass has taken the lot....
My Favourite pizza topping is Anchovy that is why a Danish, always a Dane will win this years TDF. Pogi will crash out.
@@THECONTROVERSIALCYCLIST yeh I think pogi under immense pressure and looks like his risk of crashing is very high unfortunately as he tries to win time on downhill sections
What a joke, I'm wondering how much money did the betting companies make with that "sprint". What's next, remco outsprinting van aert?
salty angloes
Annie are you okay?
What is this I see about anchovy in the comments, we have non in Denmark. What we have a lot of is herring.
I know it, but he lives in Annecy. So that was the 1st transformation, herring to anchovy.
@@cyclinghighlights oh I get it thanks.
😂❤
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Incredible bias, nothing more. Too much words to explain 1 second benefit of Jonas.
1 second? That show was much more than 1 second. Stage 11 was ideal for Pog. That's why Saunier works all Day and he attacks at 35 to the arrival. He wants to put 1 or 2 mins more to Anchovy but the dane not only comeback, he also win the stage. Pogi was wasted at the podium
You lost one viewer after this show. I could watch cycling when it was only sus+ but why would i waste my breadNcircus energy into things so fake and gay?! No more tavistock programming for me.