ALESTORM - Cannonball (Official Sing-Along Video)

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  • čas přidán 22. 06. 2022
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    Oh wow! Join Captain Chris and sing along to Alestorm's new family-friendly song CANNONBALL! Make sure to share this video with your grandma and shout the lyrics absentmindedly in the supermarket!
    Also give us all your money and buy some shirts from our official webstore, where 100% of the profits go to the band! merch.alestorm.net/

Komentáře • 334

  • @TheArbinator
    @TheArbinator Před rokem +461

    Fun story from one of their concerts:
    Chris noticed that there were more children at the venue than usual. He followed this observation with "Let's teach 'em some new words, yeah?" and started playing this.

    • @aaronhanks2547
      @aaronhanks2547 Před rokem +82

      In Dallas he opened the song asking how many kids were there and the reminded everyone that they are a kid friendly band.

    • @salem_moon3597
      @salem_moon3597 Před rokem +24

      I was there for that one in Colorado

    • @YautjaSpacePirate
      @YautjaSpacePirate Před 9 měsíci +32

      Hell, I've seen five year olds running in a store yelling, "FFFUUUUUUCK!!!"
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BeefSupreme-vk9sz
      @BeefSupreme-vk9sz Před 7 měsíci +3

      Oh wow how fun!!! You're obviously easily entertained because this is pathetic, do you hang out at the reniassnce faire too!? 😮😂

    • @Tobillama
      @Tobillama Před 7 měsíci +26

      ​@@BeefSupreme-vk9szas a matter of fact I do, what of it?

  • @sudombd1230
    @sudombd1230 Před rokem +347

    Always when I get asked why I love Alestorm so much I answer: "Because they sing only about very real and relatable stuff and the way they present it also matches being very real and relatable".
    I stand by my words.

    • @zeregaa
      @zeregaa Před rokem

      "put your dick in a blender"
      pure poetry right there

  • @sjoerdderks4731
    @sjoerdderks4731 Před 2 lety +288

    It amazed me that half of alestorm songs are epic pirate songs and the other half beyond drunk songs that don't give a fuck. Yet its always a guess wich song is wich.

  • @michaelsandell4688
    @michaelsandell4688 Před 2 lety +1215

    You know it's bad when even napalm records didn't want to put it on their official channel and alestorm had to put it on their own channel

    • @RobAmbidge
      @RobAmbidge Před 2 lety +112

      And it's the only t-shirt that's censored on the store 😅

    • @PHelsing
      @PHelsing Před 2 lety +23

      @@RobAmbidgeholly shit yes... how i saw it.... now i need one!!!

    • @blazikenking
      @blazikenking Před 2 lety +21

      It's probably because they got fruit punch on the rubber duck at the end.

    • @FriedBob
      @FriedBob Před 2 lety +82

      I think you meant, "You know it's good when..."

    • @RoFLduhasLoLgesagt
      @RoFLduhasLoLgesagt Před 2 lety +20

      @@FriedBob agreed, he obviously has no clue at all.

  • @codester4293
    @codester4293 Před 2 lety +495

    how awkward chris looks throughout this entire video is amazing

    • @anzerupnik1442
      @anzerupnik1442 Před 2 lety +40

      I think it's the I got lost in the gay dolphin shirt

    • @Janshevik
      @Janshevik Před rokem

      @@anzerupnik1442 si bil na Gloryhammer pred kratkim?

    • @mikenorthrop5815
      @mikenorthrop5815 Před rokem +14

      @@anzerupnik1442 that shirt is an essential part of his look and I love it

    • @TheSkillBitch
      @TheSkillBitch Před rokem +9

      thought the same....awkwardly dancing in a blender or something, surrounded by rubber ducks...best video haha

    • @CertainlyCaro
      @CertainlyCaro Před rokem

      He looks like he's being held at gunpoint

  • @gaborkiss1425
    @gaborkiss1425 Před 2 lety +178

    "You are well and truly very fucked"
    That's some Monty Python-esque line

  • @zesshou
    @zesshou Před 2 lety +557

    "Get drunk and dig for treasure"
    "On the quest that lasts forever"
    [Hootsforce Arise]

    • @Trevors_Dragons
      @Trevors_Dragons Před 2 lety +32

      Alestorm gloryhammer crossover?

    • @richardgonzalez6409
      @richardgonzalez6409 Před 2 lety +70

      @@Trevors_Dragons Quest for the Rumhammer.

    • @blazikenking
      @blazikenking Před 2 lety +43

      @@richardgonzalez6409 Well, that's one way to get smashed.

    • @eviljagtech
      @eviljagtech Před 2 lety +30

      @@Trevors_Dragons The trick would be explaining how Christopher Bowes, Alestorms lead singer and Christopher Bowes (Zargothrax) Keyboards of Gloryhammer are different people.

    • @lucapiemonti9767
      @lucapiemonti9767 Před rokem +12

      @@eviljagtech Ah, but for the purpose of the crossover, do they NEED to be? =)

  • @madpsycho6
    @madpsycho6 Před rokem +92

    Didn't think they'd match Anchor but they did

  • @20irishman
    @20irishman Před rokem +227

    This is why I love Alestorm. When I first read the title with the Parental Advisory logo, I knew that this is going to be good. I wasn't disappointed. This is my new favorite song

  • @karolm2063
    @karolm2063 Před 2 lety +150

    That's exactly how I dance to any metal I hear

  • @xxbl00dh0undxx
    @xxbl00dh0undxx Před 2 lety +260

    "Fire at will!"
    People named Will: 🏃

  • @SYNTHWAVEULTRA
    @SYNTHWAVEULTRA Před 2 lety +349

    I laughed and said "what the fuck" at least a dozen times. Absolutely masterful.

  • @CannibalCory
    @CannibalCory Před 2 lety +98

    Can y'all upload the green screen footage of Chris.

    • @Alestorm
      @Alestorm  Před 2 lety +193

      What do you mean? He's clearly standing in a real blender. RIP

    • @shelbeanswtf
      @shelbeanswtf Před rokem

      ​@@Alestorm RIP his peen

  • @mrmeldrew693
    @mrmeldrew693 Před 2 lety +149

    Listened to the new album on the drive into work......had to check the lyrics on my phone as soon as I got in.
    Didn't risk doing it on the work computer.
    I fully approve.

  • @sidestep183
    @sidestep183 Před 11 měsíci +18

    This is the most jovially violent song I've ever heard. I've had it on repeat for 2 days straight.

  • @Exoskeleton-mi8eo
    @Exoskeleton-mi8eo Před 2 lety +146

    Fucked by an anchor part 2. Absolutely brilliant, job well done lads🤘🏻

    • @oriolselles
      @oriolselles Před 2 lety +10

      NO SENSE WITH THE SONG BUT I ALSO LOVE NANCY THE TAVERN WRENCH!

  • @PoisonedAl
    @PoisonedAl Před 10 měsíci +27

    I love how P.A.R.T.Y got Disney level animation and Cannonball got... this.

  • @Mussoi7000
    @Mussoi7000 Před 2 lety +75

    this is my favorite band

  • @ArmandoNos
    @ArmandoNos Před rokem +29

    I can perfectly imagine Alestorm writing this for saint valentine's day

  • @mrfangs9299
    @mrfangs9299 Před 2 lety +94

    When humanity meets an alien race in the future and they want to know what high art is, I’m showing them this video. Absolutely masterful

    • @SaltRockz
      @SaltRockz Před 10 měsíci +1

      Dooming humanity one power metal song at a time

    • @theironpill9296
      @theironpill9296 Před 2 měsíci

      They would headbang to it ofc

  • @DarKSpiritAU
    @DarKSpiritAU Před rokem +56

    I love how chris is giving the duck the OH, YOU meme face through this entire thing

  • @be-ugh5782
    @be-ugh5782 Před rokem +36

    I want this to be played on my funeral

    • @TreespeakerOfTheLand
      @TreespeakerOfTheLand Před rokem +2

      this, but dedicate it to your abuser :)
      they can't sue you for threats when you're dead :D

  • @kazikmajster5650
    @kazikmajster5650 Před rokem +25

    *How did Chris manage to look as awkward as possible will stay a mystery.*

  • @panda4247
    @panda4247 Před rokem +7

    when the VFX guy says he's gonna make the low budget video in Blender, and the lead singer says "sure, I wanna be in a blender"
    I am not complaining, this is what I signed up for :)

  • @GreenHoneydew1
    @GreenHoneydew1 Před rokem +14

    I just discovered this song while taking a shower. Shortly after I found this video. Alestorm truly is a piratical band of outrageous proportions. And can we get an F for Chris having been turned into a well and true bloody mary.

  • @thorstenlone9207
    @thorstenlone9207 Před rokem +43

    "Hell yeah, that's some happy Pirate Metal, I will show it to everyone!"
    ...
    "Ok. No. No I won't. Good Lord."

  • @SuperFlik
    @SuperFlik Před rokem +32

    Chris out here giving off big "I don't know what to do with my hands" energy

  • @MrGarmanarnar
    @MrGarmanarnar Před rokem +42

    Chris Bowes is the most prestigious poet and performer of our time

  • @KiefersperreTurner
    @KiefersperreTurner Před rokem +5

    Alestorm rubber duck merch when!

  • @CelticDad2022
    @CelticDad2022 Před rokem +12

    Been a fan of Alestorm for years and I finally got to see them for the first time last Friday. So glad they played this song!!

  • @henanimations8106
    @henanimations8106 Před rokem +19

    I can’t believe this legend owns Gloryhammer

    • @Mwilli2132
      @Mwilli2132 Před 11 měsíci

      Wait wot?

    • @SaltRockz
      @SaltRockz Před 10 měsíci

      @@Mwilli2132 DUDE HE IS LITERALLY ZARGOTHRAX 😭😭

    • @JoshuaOdionson
      @JoshuaOdionson Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@SaltRockz
      Chris started Gloryhammer.

  • @Microwave-nm4jx
    @Microwave-nm4jx Před rokem +4

    they used my favorite word, forevermore

  • @SkyeElephant66
    @SkyeElephant66 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Dawg, I was working on some school stuff, when i heard the lyrics. I'm like 'Hmm? What did Chris just say?' So i went to this tab and surprise surprise, he said the exact words I thought he did. LMFAO!🤣

  • @epiendless1128
    @epiendless1128 Před rokem +5

    I love the Parental Advisory on the thumbnail, with the implication that the parent in question is Chris's mum.

  • @AOIXenocide
    @AOIXenocide Před rokem +4

    With the look on his face, and the way this was shot. I am sure he wasn't wearing pants when they shot this.

  • @phillipcote8093
    @phillipcote8093 Před rokem +5

    I think i need to stop dropping acid. That duck was totally screaming at me

  • @sergentboucherie9813
    @sergentboucherie9813 Před rokem +8

    The things Lord Zargothrax must do to be able to fund his wars

  • @zoepthor7043
    @zoepthor7043 Před 2 lety +40

    Can't wait to see this live😂

  • @hekkensnatser
    @hekkensnatser Před rokem +4

    I'm glad to see the "I got lost at the Gay Dolphin"-shirt return!

  • @sk8terboi188
    @sk8terboi188 Před 4 měsíci +2

    I unironically love this song

  • @abyssGazerTV
    @abyssGazerTV Před rokem +11

    I can't say I expected the chorus to be what it is.

  • @bimmyfrizzo3988
    @bimmyfrizzo3988 Před rokem +5

    I almost forgot about parental advisory logos. I saw a bunch of those around my highschool years. 😅

  • @roguetrip99
    @roguetrip99 Před rokem +3

    The raunchiest and most offensive songs are always the catchiest lol. See also: "Hasa Diga Ebowai".

  • @f_evans_6694
    @f_evans_6694 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I'm loving the 'year 6 disco' level dance moves

  • @aktarum
    @aktarum Před 2 lety +11

    Hahaha Elliot the Duck

  • @Frrk
    @Frrk Před 2 lety +10

    Most inclusive song 2022

  • @some1337dude1
    @some1337dude1 Před rokem +4

    Chris looks like he's at a concert, surrounded by people high as shit and trying to blend in.

  • @kenmcwilliams4691
    @kenmcwilliams4691 Před rokem +2

    That giant duck has seen some things...

  • @erbengalita
    @erbengalita Před 2 lety +6

    i've been on a wheelchair for 5 years, but i managed to stand up just to turn the volume up...

  • @KingDuffyOfficial
    @KingDuffyOfficial Před rokem +3

    It's like Fucked With An Anchor, Mexico and Pegleg Potion had a 3 way love child

  • @PeefSpogdar
    @PeefSpogdar Před 2 měsíci +2

    I don't care if some distant civilization has time travel or a Dyson sphere or something lame like that
    We are by far the most gifted and advanced beings in the universe, for we invented pirate metal

  • @mickware5289
    @mickware5289 Před 7 měsíci +2

    In the specific scenario where I'm reincarnated in another world and I have to fight a goddess and my highest technically is cannons, I will instruct them to aim there specifically.

  • @toradrow777
    @toradrow777 Před 5 měsíci +2

    This feels kinda like a sequel to Fucked with an Anchor.

  • @Narocor
    @Narocor Před 8 měsíci +2

    Napalm is missing out by not wanting this masterpiece

  • @SteamCase
    @SteamCase Před 2 lety +5

    Wait, a man cursed with an unquenchable thirst for excessively violent murder originating in Paraguay? Pentahook, is that you?

  • @lisaanimi
    @lisaanimi Před rokem +6

    It was so amazing when they played this live!

  • @cruzcamel
    @cruzcamel Před rokem +6

    That solo is way too damn epic. If I’m gonna do anything with cannonballs and blenders, I’m at least glad I get to do it to that solo.

  • @Obrubakcz
    @Obrubakcz Před rokem +7

    Well if Alestorm says so...
    Update: my blender hurts

  • @KetombeMadara
    @KetombeMadara Před 7 měsíci +1

    Alestrom never lets us down

  • @OscomProductions
    @OscomProductions Před rokem +11

    This needs to be played live! Especially in Australia!

  • @TrueSquigglez
    @TrueSquigglez Před rokem +4

    Now that was an auditory masterpiece if I ever heard one.

  • @dennisdoppenberg4938
    @dennisdoppenberg4938 Před rokem +7

    people of YT, I present to you, greatness with funny lyrics. What a vibe for at least 4 years

  • @Nuudel447
    @Nuudel447 Před rokem +4

    Shout out from Sauna Finland! keep it coming!

  • @imahimfan
    @imahimfan Před 2 lety +11

    Album is a banger, love it

  • @windy_winter
    @windy_winter Před 2 lety +6

    Cooperative run in "Sea of Thieves" in one song.

  • @Nelsea7190
    @Nelsea7190 Před rokem +3

    3:49, this can be a joke on the game High on life.

  • @Phoenix-pm2qr
    @Phoenix-pm2qr Před 6 měsíci +1

    i LOVE THIS BAND SO SO MUCH.

  • @joaquinpajaro
    @joaquinpajaro Před rokem +6

    This song helped me beat my now EX-suicidal tendencies, thank you Chris.

  • @SA-cp2sq
    @SA-cp2sq Před 2 měsíci +1

    Chris is a fucking loon! Not laughed so much for ages. Alestorm you truly are one of a kind and I love you for it!

  • @joshuabrookmyer4119
    @joshuabrookmyer4119 Před 4 měsíci +5

    I don’t think a cannonball is going to fit in there.

    • @shannons7150
      @shannons7150 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Youd be suprised

    • @Yargo666
      @Yargo666 Před 28 dny +2

      Well, not with that attitude... 😒

  • @JDarach
    @JDarach Před rokem +3

    are they just trying to see the limits?

  • @munchiewise609
    @munchiewise609 Před rokem +4

    i cant stop laughing at this. i love the insane pirate metal and this video reminds me of the cheesy dumb MTV videos from the early 1980's.👍👍👍👍👍

  • @danishmetalfan8587
    @danishmetalfan8587 Před 2 lety +6

    This is the best music video I have seen in a long time

  • @caughtinamashup7208
    @caughtinamashup7208 Před 2 lety +5

    I thought that Alestorm couldn't outdo 'Fucked With An Anchor'. I was clearly wrong!

  • @yoda908
    @yoda908 Před rokem +2

    Nice to see Ernie's rubber ducky finally joined a band

  • @TyphoonBeam
    @TyphoonBeam Před rokem +1

    I felt the sudden urge to click that button. You know, the one underneath the description.

  • @haggis4952
    @haggis4952 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Seeing you guys at rock city in feb

  • @thomashuizinga4618
    @thomashuizinga4618 Před rokem +2

    I never thought they could top Anchor, but I'm glad I was proven wrong.

  • @ronaldwilson9525
    @ronaldwilson9525 Před rokem +3

    A masterpiece. How could it not be?

  • @patrykpatryk1825
    @patrykpatryk1825 Před rokem +2

    Its hootsforce! Hoots! Anybody catched gloryhammer guitar intro? (He is involved, or at least was involved in gloryhammer)

    • @StefanoBubu
      @StefanoBubu Před rokem +1

      Of course he is, he's the evil wizard Zargothrax after all.
      All hail Zargothrax! 🤘

  • @flikcbigg
    @flikcbigg Před rokem +2

    I never thought you'd top Buckfast Powersmash until I heard this track. Scottish Pirate Metal forever!!!! (I may be a bit drunk)

  • @mattfortheguinn4037
    @mattfortheguinn4037 Před 11 měsíci +1

    You need to be an extremely clever and funny guy to think of this song and music video hahaha love it

  • @belowparr69
    @belowparr69 Před 2 lety +8

    Elliot has been the duck the whole time?! I've seen the way he gets treated at shows, is he ok?

  • @ElanTuna69
    @ElanTuna69 Před rokem +1

    Awesome tune

  • @seanobrien276
    @seanobrien276 Před rokem +1

    Lmfao, this is amazing. Haven't laughed this hard at an Alestorm song since Fucked with an Anchor

  • @isaks3243
    @isaks3243 Před rokem +1

    the duck on stage was just brilliant. thank you for coming o sweden alestorm, best sweden rock festival ever!

  • @CalvertJohn
    @CalvertJohn Před rokem +3

    I LOVE this song. Great album too.

  • @bjornwoudstra1973
    @bjornwoudstra1973 Před 2 lety +6

    Only alestorm can get away with this kinda thing 😎😎 love it

  • @ferretyluv
    @ferretyluv Před 7 dny

    I just realized. How would a pirate get to Paraguay, especially from the Caribbean? Paraguay is landlocked and in the middle of the Amazon. And they never practiced voodoo.

  • @Kesssuli
    @Kesssuli Před rokem +3

    Bit silly and simple but sometimes it is exacly what we need.

  • @DmitriyNartov
    @DmitriyNartov Před rokem +1

    Chris, your look here is so stupid and fun! Thanks, now i just can't be shy anymore :)

  • @fiorefilmedits
    @fiorefilmedits Před 4 měsíci +1

    Why is it so good tho 🤣

  • @daviddarrh1610
    @daviddarrh1610 Před rokem +2

    Ah yes metal gotta love it

  • @ladislaualbert2807
    @ladislaualbert2807 Před rokem +3

    This album is going to be insane!!!

  • @alec7568
    @alec7568 Před rokem +3

    I can't wait to see these guys play live in the other Perth this november

    • @luket6334
      @luket6334 Před rokem +1

      I was there, how good was it!

  • @OperationEndGame
    @OperationEndGame Před rokem +2

    This is my favorite police chase soundtrack….

  • @Greenchileaddict
    @Greenchileaddict Před rokem +1

    The duck singing along is hilarious. 🤘

  • @dapaintbrush6965
    @dapaintbrush6965 Před rokem +2

    One of my favourite alstorm songs now. 😂😂

  • @STreetFightsReal
    @STreetFightsReal Před rokem +1

    Alestorm will probably be remembered as the most silly heavy metal band

  • @jimmyseit934
    @jimmyseit934 Před rokem +2

    Your mum was right when she said that. Greatness sometimes requires caution.