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  • @mikkopenttila7604
    @mikkopenttila7604 Před 2 lety +2488

    If making an employee pay for stuff customers break isn't illegal it needs to be made so immediately.

    • @Killroy007
      @Killroy007 Před 2 lety +142

      It is considered you not following your duties as thats your job to stop people from breaking stuff too.
      Ofc thats absolutely ridiculous ans shouldnt be allowed but thats just how it is

    • @aadarshroy3216
      @aadarshroy3216 Před 2 lety +94

      @@Killroy007 The thing is, non related jobs like clerks shouldn't have to follow the duties of the manager, isn't the manager supposed to stop people from breaking things?

    • @cinnamon4ada7
      @cinnamon4ada7 Před 2 lety +41

      @@aadarshroy3216 no that’s security

    • @Killroy007
      @Killroy007 Před 2 lety +40

      @@aadarshroy3216 it differs on what your contract states.
      Which is why its so important to read as to what they are wishing to assign you to.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo Před 2 lety +37

      You break it you buy it, if the customer is not caught, the store is insured.

  • @rubyamateurtactician4354
    @rubyamateurtactician4354 Před 2 lety +1758

    I've already mentioned this once, but I'll never stop saying it, *when I was a kid, cleaning the lint filter was the coolest thing.* It just sticks to itself! Magic! Sorcery, I tell you! How do people not discover this?

  • @lesbianaconda2971
    @lesbianaconda2971 Před 2 lety +339

    My brain gets weirdly happy whenever I get more Lexiwife lore. We stan Lexi and Lexiwife

    • @alittlebitofhope
      @alittlebitofhope Před 2 lety +7

      god don’t “lexiwife” comment

    • @Meleedroit
      @Meleedroit Před rokem +17

      @@alittlebitofhope ?? They're just talking about Lexi and her partner?

    • @alittlebitofhope
      @alittlebitofhope Před rokem +4

      @@Meleedroit plz that comment i made out of anger is just 9 months ago😭

    • @Meleedroit
      @Meleedroit Před rokem

      @@alittlebitofhope A whole ass baby could've been born during that time

    • @entrapta8049
      @entrapta8049 Před rokem +3

      Oooh yes, all of that serotonin just flooding the systems

  • @keahliejeancruz
    @keahliejeancruz Před 2 lety +28

    hospital food worker here: that post about the patient getting oranges with a clearly marked citrus allergy enrages me to no end. you can absolutely get fired for that where i work. first thing we do when we build a tray is check for allergies. also, our specific system would even let you submit that ticket without a warning because it checks for allergies in items. with ours, you'd get a notification that says that it "doesn't work with the dietary requirements" and you'd need a nurses initials to send it through. maybe that hospital needs new technology because that should never be allowed to happen!!!!!!!

  • @Hclegend
    @Hclegend Před 2 lety +2755

    Whoever edited this deserves a raise. As does Lexi, for putting up with the mildly infuriating stuff.

  • @TehGrmB33p3r
    @TehGrmB33p3r Před 2 lety +453

    "but, the second thought was, flying child missle." I don't know why, but I absolutely fucking died.

    • @aadarshroy3216
      @aadarshroy3216 Před 2 lety +10

      Don't worry I've called wooosh medics! here they are! they'll tell you why the joke doesn't make sense to revive you from laughter.
      Wooosh medics: a child can't fly you don't understand physics dude.
      You okay now?

    • @TehGrmB33p3r
      @TehGrmB33p3r Před 2 lety +9

      @@aadarshroy3216 nope, I've now died from more laughter in death, so now I'm in extra hell

    • @Woke_Moralist
      @Woke_Moralist Před 2 lety +8

      @@aadarshroy3216 incorrect, i've made several children go flying.

    • @TehGrmB33p3r
      @TehGrmB33p3r Před 2 lety +3

      @@Woke_Moralist oh really? Could you please tell me, and Im serious, I'm not tryna be mean, I genuinely want to know how launch children at impossibly high speeds

    • @Woke_Moralist
      @Woke_Moralist Před 2 lety +4

      ​@@TehGrmB33p3r cannon

  • @TheLonelyBrit
    @TheLonelyBrit Před 2 lety +37

    Lexi earlier in the video: I only have two types of socks, cute athletic ones & thick winter ones.
    Lexi at the end: Life is too short to worry about having matching socks.
    Now, while I agree that mismatching socks are better than matching ones, please Lexi, please tell us you don't wear one normal sock & one thick sock.
    That sounds way too uncomfortable. I'm getting second hand bad vibes from imagining that feeling for 10+ hours a day.

    • @aquapenguin9697
      @aquapenguin9697 Před rokem

      ok, she said two TYPES she most likely has different socks of each type that have different patterns for example...but thats just my guess

  • @niki2037
    @niki2037 Před 2 lety +38

    6:43 Life pro tip #1: use a safety pin on one side of the hoodie string, that makes it easier to feed through the hood!
    11:04 Life pro tip #2: acetone (or nail polish remover) helps remove stickers and glue!

    • @cursedseagullgames
      @cursedseagullgames Před 2 lety +7

      I want to add an addendum to pro-tip 2: If the sticker and glue is on a plastic item or varnished wood, it is highly recommended to use rubbing alcohol or non-acetone nail polish remover instead. Acetone melts most plastics, i.e. plastic cups, external hard drive covers, a table top, tv/computer screens, etc.

    • @kaylarosemary936
      @kaylarosemary936 Před rokem +1

      Shouting out the safety pin method

    • @pandaman7690
      @pandaman7690 Před rokem +1

      Thank you for this information, I will use this all the time

  • @Agent_Drax
    @Agent_Drax Před 2 lety +586

    2:24 I imagine if another narrator took Lexi's place and read all the other posts so it would seem like Lexi was actually taken away 😂

    • @VeeOasis
      @VeeOasis Před 2 lety +22

      Perfect

    • @honeybeesami6454
      @honeybeesami6454 Před 2 lety +48

      THEY SHOULD'VE DONE THAT THAT WOULD'VE BEEN AMAZING

    • @raidenakasaucyjack9005
      @raidenakasaucyjack9005 Před 2 lety +8

      I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE OMG

    • @sunglasses9467
      @sunglasses9467 Před 2 lety +12

      I was actually thinking that would happen but then Lexi remained as the narrator.

    • @peanutman1234
      @peanutman1234 Před 2 lety +7

      I think that lexi was taken away after the recording, and it was added in when lexi was being edited

  • @thatonegirlwholikespokemon8829

    "That went from zero to Chicago real quick."
    -Lexi

    • @HaydenNK3
      @HaydenNK3 Před 2 lety +6

      liked the comment for the username

    • @AirEater
      @AirEater Před 2 lety +2

      Commented because of pfp.

    • @aadarshroy3216
      @aadarshroy3216 Před 2 lety +7

      And I hope it went from Chicago to 911 emergency services. That looks DANGEROUS! wonder why those 2 were commiting crimes in public.

    • @kaiserthemidget7765
      @kaiserthemidget7765 Před 2 lety

      But that was Palestine or Lebanon

    • @PlasmaAsthmaOG
      @PlasmaAsthmaOG Před 2 lety +2

      @@agnez1184 silence robot

  • @dasleepyfox9299
    @dasleepyfox9299 Před 2 lety +8

    4:51 OMFG I DIDN'T KNOW LEXI HAD AN S/O AHHHHHHHHH
    THE EMKAY LORE IS EVOLVING!

  • @slide0549
    @slide0549 Před 2 lety +4

    Lexi makes the best insults, like "you incompetent rutabaga" and "you underdeveloped fork"

  • @BuiHieuDong
    @BuiHieuDong Před 2 lety +619

    *Satan: Huh? Your name's not on our list.*
    *People who make fake PNGs: Of course not. Because i don't belong here!*
    *Satan: *Leading them to the EXTRA hell**

    • @randaranatunga7259
      @randaranatunga7259 Před 2 lety +30

      Satan: **Shrieks in fear**

    • @YINTAMIRO
      @YINTAMIRO Před 2 lety +30

      Satan II: names not on the list, into the void you go

    • @robocatssj3theofficial
      @robocatssj3theofficial Před 2 lety +27

      they've got a special boiler room for fake transparent PNGs.

    • @keikomai3143
      @keikomai3143 Před 2 lety +17

      @@agnez1184 Your going to extra hell too

    • @Divit_
      @Divit_ Před 2 lety +5

      Take him to extra extra hell

  • @insaincaldo
    @insaincaldo Před 2 lety +143

    1:43 Well... that is not "annoy the homeless, to make sure hey don't hang around." That is a direct hazardous violation of safety to the public, with malice intent . Everyone involved in this should be sacked.

  • @katjamuller5503
    @katjamuller5503 Před 2 lety +147

    As someone who wants to transition (Male to Female) I really look up to Lexi as a role model (why shouldn't chaotic cuties look up to other Chaotic cuties hehe)

    • @Autumn_frog
      @Autumn_frog Před 2 lety +16

      I have so much respect for you and I hope you are doing good!

    • @katjamuller5503
      @katjamuller5503 Před 2 lety +5

      @@Autumn_frog thank you so much ♥️

    • @mydickfuckinghurts
      @mydickfuckinghurts Před 2 lety +8

      I’m proud of you for finding your identity! Do whatever makes you happy

    • @ArcherWillows
      @ArcherWillows Před 2 lety +9

      It takes a lot even just to come out with that! I hope you find what’s right for you and I’m proud of you for being able to speak up about who you are, random stranger on the internet!

    • @teu009
      @teu009 Před 2 lety +11

      Proud of you random stranger! Be yourself!

  • @hettyscetty9785
    @hettyscetty9785 Před 2 lety +83

    That hospital one, is actually a pretty easy mistake to make depending on how the ward does it's meal rounds. I am a student nurse and last year I accidentally gave someone who is allergic to ginger a spoonful of ginger cake when on placement, thankfully she was alright and there was no harm done but I will never not feel guilty about giving her that even if she told me herself that she was fine.

  • @averyrosecloud
    @averyrosecloud Před 2 lety +487

    FYI: super illegal to force employees to buy something a customer broke. Report his ass.

    • @14shrak
      @14shrak Před 2 lety

      no

    • @gothkurata
      @gothkurata Před 2 lety +21

      @@14shrak what, it is illegal to make employees pay, they should make the customer pay or just let it go. retail workers arent paid enough for this shit

    • @14shrak
      @14shrak Před 2 lety

      @@gothkurata no

    • @gothkurata
      @gothkurata Před 2 lety +7

      @@14shrak k troll

    • @14shrak
      @14shrak Před 2 lety +2

      @@gothkurata took you a month to find out

  • @y_fam_goeglyd
    @y_fam_goeglyd Před 2 lety +174

    Lexi, to put the strings back in hoodies or whatever is similar, get a large safety pin - narrow enough to get into the gap but quite strong. Put the lace on the pin, close it, and start pushing it through. You can keep pushing the fabric over the pin until it's gathered up till it's nearly covered, catch hold of the front end of the pin and pull the garment back off it. Keep going until it comes out the other end.
    Also to prevent this from happening in the first place, tie a thick enough knot in the lace to stop it being able to end up inside the garment.

    • @charliefey8974
      @charliefey8974 Před 2 lety +5

      Exactly what I was thinking. Two pieces of good advice.

    • @tetronadionoxide5275
      @tetronadionoxide5275 Před 2 lety +1

      well that sounds a lot easier than what used to do

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 Před 2 lety +3

      I tend to remove the strings on purpose, too many times getting them yanked by other people...

    • @Sinovian
      @Sinovian Před 2 lety +2

      All of this. Commenting and upcoming because someone needs this (as well as Lexi)

    • @theywalkinguptoyouand4060
      @theywalkinguptoyouand4060 Před 2 lety

      What a helpful comment. Like the dozen other comments saying the exact same thing

  • @IceSpiderGaming
    @IceSpiderGaming Před 2 lety +4

    12:20
    Placing glazed terracotta in Minecraft be like:

  • @ehwhtwhehher4589
    @ehwhtwhehher4589 Před 2 lety +64

    god i love it when lexi narrates. and everyone being so supportive is so nice. it gives me hope for myself. that even though i dont sound like the gender i wanna be, i still deserve support like she does.
    stay strong and transphobes stay mad xoxo

    • @Hooper45
      @Hooper45 Před rokem

      AGREED AND HEE VOICE IS ALSO SOO QOOTYING I LOVE LISTENING TO HER

    • @Hooper45
      @Hooper45 Před rokem

      HER*

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf Před 2 lety +60

    9:50 For some extra infuriation on this post, OP later updated that the one person who knew the codes came in hours later and refused to give the codes to the students and recommended they PROP THEIR DOORS OPEN until they get around to setting up thumbprint scans for all of them.

    • @Pysslis
      @Pysslis Před 2 lety +10

      Wth! That has to be illegal right?

    • @LRM12o8
      @LRM12o8 Před 2 lety +8

      WTF, they shouldn't have to be required to give up their thumbprints to enter their apartment!
      Let alone they just changed the locks without notice and without making sure that the tenants can access their rooms... 🤦‍♂️

  • @crazyrobloxjj
    @crazyrobloxjj Před 2 lety +1265

    *This was the last time the EmKay team heard from Lexi. We searched for her for days to no avail. We assumed her dead. Seven years later we discovered that she had been abducted by the IRS for mistakenly filing a false tax return. We do not know her exact location. but we do know she is indeed alive and would like to appeal to the IRS that she be released. Lexi did not do what she did on purpose and like any other human being she deserves freedom and leniency for her misunderstanding of the United States tax laws. We miss you Lexi. You hope you are safe. We will not stop fighting until you are released.*
    edit: the moment this popped up was at 2:25

    • @thefriendlyfolks655
      @thefriendlyfolks655 Před 2 lety +136

      I WAS ACTUALLY SCARED FOR LEXI WHEN THAT PART CAME HOLY BIOLOGICAL FOOD WASTE

    • @reduxdev
      @reduxdev Před 2 lety +29

      he's a man, not a woman

    • @andynguyen8538
      @andynguyen8538 Před 2 lety +7

      i Need context

    • @Lex26s
      @Lex26s Před 2 lety +180

      @@reduxdev no shes not man

    • @Lex26s
      @Lex26s Před 2 lety +72

      @@reduxdev who r talking about

  • @IAMRAMBUNA
    @IAMRAMBUNA Před rokem +1

    1:16 "that went from 0 to Chicago really quickly" 💀

  • @connorbeith3232
    @connorbeith3232 Před 2 lety +4

    As someone who uses GIMP all the time, I relate to the thumbnail a lot. The trick to knowing which ones are real is if the background is white when you highlight it, but becomes transparent when you click it then it's real. But if it looks transparent as soon as you highlight it, it's almost certainly fake.

  • @OneTwoFive0
    @OneTwoFive0 Před 2 lety +155

    I love Lexi’s voice, she sounds so calm and happy

    • @Guest-lk4ws
      @Guest-lk4ws Před 2 lety +8

      Is it a girl?? It doesn't really sound like it i thought lexi was a boy lol

    • @Kazulir
      @Kazulir Před 2 lety +15

      @@Guest-lk4ws trans man,my good sir.
      Lexi is a trans man (male to female)
      Edit:got reminded that trans man is female to male
      And Lexi is a trans woman
      (Wtf did my 2 am mind thought of?)

    • @Guest-lk4ws
      @Guest-lk4ws Před 2 lety +3

      @@Kazulir wtf

    • @Kazulir
      @Kazulir Před 2 lety +13

      @@Guest-lk4ws you don't know what a trans person is,mate?

    • @Guest-lk4ws
      @Guest-lk4ws Před 2 lety +4

      @@Kazulir Sounds like some sort of gender switch, weird

  • @kyle_j_slee
    @kyle_j_slee Před 2 lety +81

    "Casio, find a product designer that isn't an under developed fork"
    You know Lexi was absolutely ecstatic to use that insult in the same video she learned it in...

  • @USofA
    @USofA Před 2 lety +13

    Lexi's been an AI this whole time, she's never been physically here.

  • @Me-wx1mt
    @Me-wx1mt Před rokem +1

    7:32 this reminds me of that "peas and carrot" image where it was some mixed veggies with just one carrot in a sea of peas lmao

  • @cjlite0210
    @cjlite0210 Před 2 lety +48

    I like to think that Jack, Lexi, Damien and Robin all live next to each other in apartments, and they just go to each other's apartments as they please because they all have keys to all 4 apartments

    • @melorawr1608
      @melorawr1608 Před 2 lety +3

      Well Robin and Zach (from EZPZ) do live together so you have that.

    • @wintergray1221
      @wintergray1221 Před 2 lety

      Like Friends or Seinfeld

  • @Reidmakes04
    @Reidmakes04 Před 2 lety +317

    I literally saw the notification and my "Lexi-sense" started tingling, idk I just knew she was gonna be narrating this video😂

  • @Domo23_
    @Domo23_ Před 2 lety +4

    I love how Lexi always apologizes. She’s so kind!

  • @Nerd_with_internet_access

    So, I know this will get buried, BUT! I have a solution for the thing at 6:41. What you do is you either get a Bobby pin, or safety pin, or something like that. Then use it like you are threading a needle, and push it through the hole of your hoodie. Then push the pin as far through as you can, scrunching up the fabric. Then grab the end of the pin, and un scrunch the are behind it. Then Repeat, Until you get the the other side. I hope this helps someone.
    (This might be unclear, sorry)
    (Fun fact, I used this hack for a cosplay of Damien from mean girls, because I had a blue hoodie, but the string was long gone.)

  • @Galaxyzzz__
    @Galaxyzzz__ Před 2 lety +197

    I like how on some of these posts Lexi seems genuinely apologetic to the people who posted here, she’s literally the best I can’t 😔✋‼️

    • @a.u.t.057
      @a.u.t.057 Před 2 lety +5

      That's how you know she had to deal with all of those things once in her life oh God 😭

    • @Sireington
      @Sireington Před 2 lety

      Cool pfp :)

    • @A_Lone_HELLDIVER
      @A_Lone_HELLDIVER Před 2 lety +2

      She?

    • @a.u.t.057
      @a.u.t.057 Před 2 lety +26

      @@A_Lone_HELLDIVER Lexi is transgender thier pronouns are she/her

    • @A_Lone_HELLDIVER
      @A_Lone_HELLDIVER Před 2 lety +3

      @@a.u.t.057 but hes a dude

  • @President_Starscream
    @President_Starscream Před 2 lety +161

    When broken chopsticks makes you break down crying, you know it's been a bad day.

    • @benedict0902
      @benedict0902 Před 2 lety +16

      You know that feeling when you repeat on a level on a game and you wanna break something? I get that feeling when i break chopsticks and I JUST WANT TO BREAK THE TABLE IN HALF.

    • @mega289
      @mega289 Před 2 lety +1

      Are you okay?

    • @grimpler
      @grimpler Před 2 lety

      @@mega289 yes

    • @President_Starscream
      @President_Starscream Před 2 lety

      @@mega289 no, thanks for asking.

    • @honeybeesami6454
      @honeybeesami6454 Před 2 lety +1

      @@mega289 probably not

  • @SPACE.KITTY.
    @SPACE.KITTY. Před rokem +3

    I'm so mad at that teacher for crossing out that cute little possum sketch! Just let them draw! This isn't a job where they have to be professional, it's school!

  • @zesnowpea6347
    @zesnowpea6347 Před 2 lety +5

    2:26 rip Lexi she shall be missed

  • @Vaihly
    @Vaihly Před 2 lety +58

    the child getting blasted off using a cannon, with thanos twerking was golden.

  • @pheonix7206
    @pheonix7206 Před 2 lety +221

    Lexi helped me realize I'm nonbinary, glad I could see her again in this video! ❤

    • @reduxdev
      @reduxdev Před 2 lety +5

      he's a man, not a woman. that's how gen‎‎‎‎ders, biology and prono‎uns work

    • @onijester56
      @onijester56 Před 2 lety +89

      @@reduxdev May I ask what knowledge you personally have about Lexi to declare your sentiment so adamantly?

    • @pleaseignorethisismyoldaccount
      @pleaseignorethisismyoldaccount Před 2 lety +68

      @@reduxdev ITS LITERALLY EXACTLY HOW IT WORKS. OUT OF ALL THE ARGUMENTS YOU COULD MAKE YOU CHOOSE ONE THAT MAKES NO SENSE. SHE/HER IS LITERALLY A VALID PRONOUN WHAT THE HELL BRO

    • @onijester56
      @onijester56 Před 2 lety +54

      @@reduxdev ​To reject a person's pronouns in favor of your own determination for their pronouns is literally disrespect.
      At actually-easily-reached limits, it can even qualify as bigotry...whether misogyny or misandry or transphobia or some other more-specific bigotry depends on specific context.
      ----
      The only method by which a person can reject a person's gender identity and preferred pronouns without it inherently being bigotry in action is to present a system that is neither discriminatory, nor disrespectful, nor bigoted that categorizes gender in a way that the person whose gender identity is being rejected can be shown incorrect.
      And yet, even if we assume that such a hurdle could be met, the person denying the gender then has to prove their case that person whose gender they are denying is wrong.
      ---
      Let's take a simple case. Even if everyone commenting on this video were to acknowledge as Divine Immutable Truth the bullshit notion that "Gender equals Sex equals Genitalia", for you to call Lexi "a man, not a woman" requires you to prove that Lexi possesses male genitalia as required by the aforementioned Divine Immutable Truth.
      And, all the offense, I'm fairly certain that you would utterly fail to meet even this barest standard of evidence during what is the absolute best-case scenario for your claim.

    • @Kris.krisis
      @Kris.krisis Před 2 lety +25

      @@reduxdev lmao you're so pathetic replying to everyone who mentions Lexi

  • @foriobobgaming6612
    @foriobobgaming6612 Před rokem +2

    I'm so glad Lexi thinks about saving small plastic containers for small screws. I'm a novice tinkerer and have kept my mom's old weekly pill things for screws whenever she changed to a different one

  • @gadlygamer
    @gadlygamer Před 2 lety +2

    *useful tip for images: if you want to see if an image is actually transparent drag the image to see if its transparent or not*

  • @randaranatunga7259
    @randaranatunga7259 Před 2 lety +109

    4:56
    “Happiness is found in things that make you happy”
    Ah yes, The floor here is made out of floor.
    Ah yes, Robin, Jack and Lexi are amazing narrators.
    Ah yes, Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
    Ah yes, you have read this comment.

    • @ghosteclipce1225
      @ghosteclipce1225 Před 2 lety +11

      Ah yes, And you breathe everytime you breathe

    • @DragonKing-mj2rk
      @DragonKing-mj2rk Před 2 lety +6

      People die if they are killed

    • @ghosteclipce1225
      @ghosteclipce1225 Před 2 lety +3

      @@DragonKing-mj2rk bro i thought they just respawn just like minecraft. I need to apologize to my old friends mom

    • @NyxTheNerd
      @NyxTheNerd Před 2 lety

      @@ghosteclipce1225 don't worry bro, it happens.

    • @ghosteclipce1225
      @ghosteclipce1225 Před 2 lety

      @@NyxTheNerd thanks bro😥

  • @BENANAZAUCE
    @BENANAZAUCE Před 2 lety +25

    olaf looks traumatized. he's seen some stuff.

  • @insanitypsycho7584
    @insanitypsycho7584 Před 2 lety +35

    We need more people like lexi! Shes awsome!

  • @noonespecial7730
    @noonespecial7730 Před rokem +1

    4:18 my mom had a similar experience except she was at the hospital because of an allergy attack and her whole meal had stuff she was allergic to in it

  • @brandonallas9808
    @brandonallas9808 Před 2 lety +48

    you wanna know whats mildly infuriating, lexi not hosting more episodes

  • @pleaseignorethisismyoldaccount

    6:47 hello Lexi! I recommend you put a safety pin on one end of the string, and out it through the hole in the hood. Since the safety pin is sturdy, it will be easier to find and you can push it along, while still being attached to the string. Hope this helped 💕

  • @alyssa6918
    @alyssa6918 Před 2 lety +4

    13:55:
    Lexi earlier in the video: explains how she only ever buys 2 types of socks so she never has to deal with mismatched ones

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel

    Holy crap that hospital one made me so angry, I would’ve gone full on KAREN MODE at them. I’m not very lenient with hospitals, if they give me crap service I will make it very clear. Once I was told to wait a little while longer repeatedly for 6 hours at a hospital and they only got back to me when I packed up my stuff and started walking out the door.

  • @TurtleDestroyer
    @TurtleDestroyer Před 2 lety +48

    I thought there was only one person controlling this channel, and that their voices change drastically sometimes

    • @Lex26s
      @Lex26s Před 2 lety +3

      lmao

    • @kalmavally4474
      @kalmavally4474 Před 2 lety +5

      lMAO No, they even say their names I think in the intro to show that its a different person. but I can't blame ya I thought the same thing last year.

    • @kalmavally4474
      @kalmavally4474 Před 2 lety +1

      @@agnez1184 wtf

    • @moofey6900
      @moofey6900 Před 2 lety +2

      @@kalmavally4474 They are speaking the language of the gods

    • @politicalnewsirl
      @politicalnewsirl Před 2 lety +1

      my brother watched this before me and he said that robin was making weird voices each time

  • @randaranatunga7259
    @randaranatunga7259 Před 2 lety +104

    The boss who makes a person pay for something just because someone else broke it during their shift needs a reality check and a little bit of common sense knocked into him.

  • @vanitasxoq
    @vanitasxoq Před 2 lety +5

    Lexi is so wholesome, love her

  • @natalieo_0912
    @natalieo_0912 Před rokem +3

    12:35
    Really frustrates me when teachers do this.
    I've experienced something like this before and I RESENTED my teacher for it. Their logic is that: drawing = not focusing, when usually drawing actually helps me focus.
    I remember my teacher pulling me aside in class and telling me to stop drawing on my papers, of course I didn't listen, but it was really discouraging and made me feel like my art wasn't good enough and not worth making even if it brought me happiness. I'm so glad I didn't listen to her though because when I got to middle school I learned that my teachers actually LIKED seeing my drawings. One teacher would actually pay me in our schools currency for drawing and keeping him entertained while grading. I'm glad I didn't listen, I've improved so much since I was in her class and I couldn't have done that without doing exactly what she told me not to.

  • @PliskinYT
    @PliskinYT Před 2 lety +22

    Regarding the "Close Door Button" in most elevators, it's disabled because the button actually violates the "Americans With Disabilities Act" passed in 1990 requires all elevators must remain open for at least 3 seconds before closing to allow enough time for someone with a wheelchair enough time to enter without the door closing on them. The button however can be overridden and used by any fireman with a key to bypass the lockout, though it'd probably take longer to get and use the key than to wait for the elevator door to shut.

    • @ameliarose47
      @ameliarose47 Před 2 lety +1

      I mean, if the elevator stays open for longer than 3 seconds already they can just make the button smart and have a counter or a mechanism to make it stay open. Though I'm sure that'd cost more money than a fake button so probably not happening.

    • @LRM12o8
      @LRM12o8 Před 2 lety

      I don't get this. It's literally one simple line of code to make sure the button only works after the door's been open for three seconds already. Any intern can do it!

    • @Nova-bv5qb
      @Nova-bv5qb Před rokem

      @@LRM12o8 But then the fireman exception.

    • @LRM12o8
      @LRM12o8 Před rokem

      @@Nova-bv5qb still just a tiny bit of code. Would look a little something like this in C++:
      bool fireman_override = 0
      [...]
      if (fireman_override == 1*) {close_doors();}
      else {wait(3**); close_doors();}
      *meaning active/engaged
      **meaning three seconds

  • @Gentle_Ghost_Hunter
    @Gentle_Ghost_Hunter Před 2 lety +12

    13:28 nope the kid isn't made out of adamantium (wolverine) or Vibranium (Captain America shield) its just that for some reason Americans think drywall is a good building material

  • @sams1623
    @sams1623 Před 2 lety +25

    It gives me so much serotonin to just hear lexis voice and at 2:27 we get people using pronouns correctly

    • @-nameless--uc9zw
      @-nameless--uc9zw Před 2 lety +1

      I actually didn't know she was a women when I first started to whach Emkay :)

    • @captain_rex_yt4490
      @captain_rex_yt4490 Před rokem

      @@-nameless--uc9zw he isnt

    • @R4y..12
      @R4y..12 Před rokem +6

      @@captain_rex_yt4490 she is.

    • @gloxed
      @gloxed Před rokem

      @@captain_rex_yt4490 shes trans

    • @captain_rex_yt4490
      @captain_rex_yt4490 Před rokem

      @@gloxed that means that “she” is a guy

  • @cerripeerman6760
    @cerripeerman6760 Před 2 lety +2

    9:08 depending on what star trek you want because original series, ds9, voyager, next gen, enterprise are all on netflix for free so if you have netflix and those are the shows you want to watch just use it for that.

  • @itzak2375
    @itzak2375 Před 2 lety +7

    7:20 I actually learned about this in my Econ class that Kohl’s just slaps a new price on anything and calls it a “sale”

  • @___REDACTED__
    @___REDACTED__ Před 2 lety +19

    Omg I love lexis voice its so pleasing to hear you go girl

    • @HeckYouEpically
      @HeckYouEpically Před 2 lety

      Man*

    • @pitchclip1354
      @pitchclip1354 Před 2 lety +6

      @@HeckYouEpically she's a trans woman

    • @pitchclip1354
      @pitchclip1354 Před 2 lety +6

      @@HeckYouEpically Wait did you go around the comment section to find people called her she just so you could say "him"? That's kinda pathetic get a life. :\

    • @HeckYouEpically
      @HeckYouEpically Před 2 lety

      @@pitchclip1354 no i just saw many people making the same mistake

    • @bunnybean9052
      @bunnybean9052 Před 2 lety +7

      @@HeckYouEpically Except it's not a mistake, as Lexi, is in fact, a woman. :)

  • @ProblemChild_The2nd
    @ProblemChild_The2nd Před 2 lety +1

    5:06 You just know someone was making a meme and they got a fake png and just went “fuck it, this works.”

  • @erinphrog2985
    @erinphrog2985 Před 2 lety +5

    Someone giver her a raise for having to endure this.

  • @No-is2cj
    @No-is2cj Před 2 lety +15

    Thank you, editor, for letting me know of Lexi's pronouns. I had absolutely no idea :DD

    • @xloisx4603
      @xloisx4603 Před 2 lety +1

      @@isappycracks trainsgender 😍

    • @-nameless--uc9zw
      @-nameless--uc9zw Před 2 lety

      @@xloisx4603 I'm questioning if I'm traingander 😍

    • @nik_nikkii
      @nik_nikkii Před rokem +1

      @@isappycracks Aww, you sweet summer child.. No, trans does not mean trains. It means, someone that doesn't identify as their birth gender! So for example, if you were born female but identify as male, that's transgender, and vice versa if you're born male but identify as female! Hope this helps :>

  • @cassidymoney4748
    @cassidymoney4748 Před 2 lety +42

    I love lexi so much!! She's the best!! 🤩

  • @hellosimp9091
    @hellosimp9091 Před 2 lety +3

    6:07
    oh no.............

  • @REIN-carnation
    @REIN-carnation Před 2 lety +1

    Lexi: life is too important to have matching socks
    Also Lexi, 5 minutes ago: I only have two kinds of socks

  • @superwarpig13
    @superwarpig13 Před 2 lety +9

    "But you know what's never infuriating? Me!" Best accidental 5 second skip of my life

  • @FoxFire128
    @FoxFire128 Před 2 lety +13

    Whoever creates fake pngs needs to "disappear" after an "unfortunate accident"

  • @georgefolk3134
    @georgefolk3134 Před rokem +1

    2:52 its like when I poured Orange juice in my beef vegetable soup because I wasn't paying attention to what I was doing.

  • @pee-soup8950
    @pee-soup8950 Před 2 lety

    "That went from zero to Chicago really quickly" 🤣

  • @liziuhh
    @liziuhh Před 2 lety +10

    The cute doodle rat being marked out infuriates me. I was someone who would doodle/write notes all over my tests and assignments, especially if it was for a class with a teacher I liked. One of my favorite doodles was the grim reaper from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy on some geography homework. I genuinely would've been heartbroken if my doodle was crossed out, let alone gotten a point taken off for drawing it in the first place. OP, you get 10 extra points in my heart for your cute doodle rat.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo Před 2 lety +1

      Glad they can't deduct points for untidy assignments where I'm from. As long as your answers are actually legible.

    • @itsgonnabeanaurfromme
      @itsgonnabeanaurfromme Před 2 lety +2

      It's probably to promote being neat and professional. Unless you're in elementary school, you probably shouldn't be doodling on actual class materials and homework. Imagine submitting a work report or something as an adult with scribbles all over it.

    • @theywalkinguptoyouand4060
      @theywalkinguptoyouand4060 Před 2 lety

      @@insaincaldo are they also okay with you coming to class without bathing for weeks, as long as you show up?

    • @theywalkinguptoyouand4060
      @theywalkinguptoyouand4060 Před 2 lety

      If I was the teacher, I'd throw out the whole assignment. You treat your work like scrap paper, it goes in the garbage.
      Have some f*cking professionalism.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo Před 2 lety

      @@theywalkinguptoyouand4060 It wouldn't be any of their business, if it's school, maybe they would talk to the parent responsible for the little shit stain. At some point it's a health risk. When you are on education, I would suspect they would call you out, but otherwise nothing. As for papers and asigents, I'll bet you still can't deliver a crumpled up mess, or ripped pages.

  • @freddie5890
    @freddie5890 Před 2 lety +4

    12:54 and that calculator usually costs about £100 as well. Yikes on the quality control

  • @trevollord6490
    @trevollord6490 Před rokem

    “That went from 0 to Chicago really quickly” is my new favorite quote

  • @czvxgd6164
    @czvxgd6164 Před 2 lety +2

    02:21 that gave me the chills, jesus christ-.

  • @Ashurman666
    @Ashurman666 Před 2 lety +4

    12:39 Yeah a lot of teachers do this. I once had an exam nulled because i drew a little dog doodle on the corner of the exam sheet. And this was in, what, 9th or 10th grade? I forget exactly.

  • @miZ_dream
    @miZ_dream Před 2 lety +13

    Sometimes I feel guilty for preparing Christmas lights early in December, but then I remember.
    Thanksgiving isn't a thing where I live nor is it a thing in my culture.
    Darn you, America!!! /s

    • @haylicewatters41
      @haylicewatters41 Před 2 lety +2

      Where I live you literally start seeing Christmas decorations in late October because we don't celebrate Halloween as well, lol

    • @accuratejaney8140
      @accuratejaney8140 Před 2 lety +1

      Thanksgiving is in November, so December is fine, but if I were doing it I'd wait until 2 weeks before and take down 2 weeks after at most

    • @theywalkinguptoyouand4060
      @theywalkinguptoyouand4060 Před 2 lety +1

      We love christmas in our country. We dont do halloween or celebrate the genocide of indigenous people (uh i mean thanksgiving) so we put up christmas lights early

  • @s0nai
    @s0nai Před 2 lety +1

    Why is no one talking about:
    “That went from zero to Chicago really quickly”

  • @crime2819
    @crime2819 Před 2 lety

    Memes with Lexi are perfect for my late night Christmas existential crisis!
    Currently midnight and I can’t sleep!

  • @goodusernamesareoverrated
    @goodusernamesareoverrated Před 2 lety +21

    Lexi’s is the best narrorator! She always makes me happy.

    • @reduxdev
      @reduxdev Před 2 lety +1

      he's a man, that's not how genders and biology works

    • @Hakashama
      @Hakashama Před 2 lety +4

      @UC1dSl3gbTxobfgCSKm77zLw she's... trans...

    • @goodusernamesareoverrated
      @goodusernamesareoverrated Před 2 lety +9

      @@reduxdev no? She’s a girl
      She was born male but because of different brain and body balance, she felt more like a girl so transitioned into it.
      You can either open up and accept it, or at least respect lexis opinio, or you can be insecure and leave

    • @pleaseignorethisismyoldaccount
      @pleaseignorethisismyoldaccount Před 2 lety +8

      @@reduxdev you literally spend your day to say false statements about somebody who has no idea you exist and is way more loved and known than you. You're pathetic.

    • @anniebananie5188
      @anniebananie5188 Před 2 lety +9

      @@reduxdev neither do you... have you ever seen actual biologists study the way being trans works? obviously not. i highly doubt you’ve passed 6th grade science, by your lack of education. stop acting like you know everything, because you clearly do not.

  • @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890

    “olaf 2, spoiler, he melts”
    he finally gets his own movie… but………. yea

  • @AroAce_Psychopath
    @AroAce_Psychopath Před 4 měsíci

    2:26 "We miss you Lexi. You hope you are safe"
    r/mildlyterifying as this whole frame!!! I've got goosebumps from and immediate music twist lmfao!!!

  • @alberteinstein1015
    @alberteinstein1015 Před 2 lety +3

    8:58 That's what she said.

    • @Saberth
      @Saberth Před 2 lety

      That's what I thought also😂

  • @Asertix357
    @Asertix357 Před 2 lety +5

    6:46 Lexi, I've had this happen. You run a piece of wire through the hood, hook on the drawstring, then pull it back on through. And then you tie a knot in it with the two ends the next time you wash it so it can't be pulled back out again.
    11:50 Oh my goodness, I do the same thing with little containers. That's how you recycle, baby!

    • @stargazer6345
      @stargazer6345 Před 2 lety

      Honestly thanks for the advice! Favorite hoodie string feel off and now I’ll be able to fix it. :)

    • @pinkaypinkpink
      @pinkaypinkpink Před 2 lety

      Or use a safety pin and attach it to the string and walk the safety pin through the channel on the garment

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre Před 2 lety +4

    2:24 This. This is why Emkay editors are awesome and they deserve praise~♥

  • @elliottthetranshuman
    @elliottthetranshuman Před 2 lety

    i have my very own mildly infuriating thing in my apartment; whenever i close my door, the thing that keeps it closed (idk what it's called but the thing that gets rotated by the knob) slams against the doorway because of the wind, but it's too hot to keep the windows closed, and i don't know what to do

  • @manavudgirkar3345
    @manavudgirkar3345 Před 2 lety

    I love this channel's editor(s). They have a good sense of humour

  • @chedder3390
    @chedder3390 Před 2 lety +5

    your upload schedule is when my school starts
    but its still really cool that usally i get to come home to an emkay video

  • @KyleCorbeau
    @KyleCorbeau Před 2 lety +24

    6:42 Okay, so the way you prevent it is by safety pinning or tying the string ends together _before_ putting it in the dryer.
    The way to fix it _after_ it happens is to take a safety pin (for ease of use the largest/longest one that will fit inside the hoodie's string hole), attach the pin to _one_ end of the string, and then put the safety pin inside the hole. Then you just scrunch the fabric around the safety pin and scrunch-walk the pin until you get to the other hoodie hole. Super tedious and time consuming but it's relatively easy.

    • @theunknown7683
      @theunknown7683 Před 2 lety +1

      Alternative to the safety pin method if one is not available is a paper clip.

    • @Longingtobesomeone
      @Longingtobesomeone Před 2 lety

      Scrunch-walk is **chef's kiss**

    • @LRM12o8
      @LRM12o8 Před 2 lety

      Or just pull them out yourself, because they're annoying and useless 😈

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 Před 2 lety +1

    Tip for putting the string back into a hoodie: take some wire (preferably some softer wire, like floral wire), and make it like a sewing needle; the drawstring kept in the wire by the knot, then twist the wire to make it like a long sewing needle. Then shove the wire into the needle, and begin shoving the wire through the drawstring vein, til the wire comes out the other hole.
    And triple knot your drawstrings, helps ensure it doesn’t come out.

  • @notatallnightcats
    @notatallnightcats Před 2 lety +3

    6:29 that would be amazing for me because I hate the chocolate ice-cream and love strawberry

  • @fredaholics1779
    @fredaholics1779 Před 2 lety +8

    5:20, Shouldn’t “Male Chicken” be called Rooster? Also, Rooster isn’t commonly eaten..

    • @zackestin1368
      @zackestin1368 Před 2 lety +2

      It’s gendered portion sizes, not gender of the animal

  • @ViiKing_
    @ViiKing_ Před 2 lety +15

    6:47 it's actually really easy, all you need is to attach a safety pin to the end of the string and just kinda shift it through the hole

    • @Kenz87
      @Kenz87 Před 2 lety

      Get it the first 15cms in by pushing the safety pin with a chopstick ;-)
      Even further if you have knitting needles, and you can pull it through the last few cms if you have a crochet hook.

    • @ViiKing_
      @ViiKing_ Před 2 lety +1

      @@Kenz87 or if you have some wire, just bend one end to a hook and hook the thing through all the way

    • @Kenz87
      @Kenz87 Před 2 lety

      @@ViiKing_ very true. When you make the mistake of pulling a cord out of clothing one too many times it's interesting how quickly you turn into MacGyver 😅
      Necessity is the mother of invention.

    • @ViiKing_
      @ViiKing_ Před 2 lety +1

      @@Kenz87 everyone should have a MacGyver in their life and usually that MacGyver is oneself

  • @ThePuff18
    @ThePuff18 Před 2 lety +4

    Lexi is somehow both chaotic good and lawful evil at the same time and I love em' for it :3 keep going strong, Lexi!

  • @elysiasfield9828
    @elysiasfield9828 Před 2 lety +3

    Fun side tip to Lexy's statement about dryer lint being great fire starters...Take your toilet paper roll cardboard center and fill it with the lint then use that as your firestarter more than one can be placed.....Spaced well apart then gently light each one and watch it go=}Also at 5:25 I don't think that was about the diners gender so much as the gender of the bird you're gonna eat.

  • @andresportingbraga
    @andresportingbraga Před 2 lety +7

    I had to pause for the IRS jokes, I'm not disappointed

  • @alexlewis1337
    @alexlewis1337 Před 2 lety +5

    If you want to re-thread hoodie strings, take a safety pin and attach it to one end of the string, then feed it through by scrunching the fabric around the safety pin, then holding the safety pin and pushing the fabric down (does that makes sense?) until you get all the way around

  • @siege449
    @siege449 Před rokem

    I love how in the tax evasion part it says “you hope you are safe” lmao

  • @icyshrooms8502
    @icyshrooms8502 Před rokem +2

    So many years ago I did some food drive work for the local charity (sorting food cans, toys, necessities, etc.) and would request to handle all "corn related matters." This eventually led to them calling me Corn Man, and even wearing a blanket like a cape and fulfilling my great purpose of stacking corn cans (I was a dumb kid, but you talking about corn man made me remember this)

  • @pegmay7209
    @pegmay7209 Před 2 lety +8

    7:15 I know what’s going on here. It’s from Nike (I recognize the color/size coding, I work with those too). Nike are scumb bags and will constantly tell retailers to “fix” the price when they tell you to. Otherwise…..well, expect “problems”.
    Don’t blame the retail. Blame Nike for this one.

  • @S_a_m_
    @S_a_m_ Před 2 lety +6

    Fake transparent pngs are my arch nemesis

  • @josephmariostalinlinguinit8727

    "boyfriend do better, lexis said so." im on the floor _dying_

  • @Shifsabre
    @Shifsabre Před 2 lety

    8:50 is even worse because every Eric Dowdle puzzle is cut in seven different ways. They can't help with missing pieces, they can only send a new puzzle