Great Value Purified Drinking Water vs. Spring Water - Review
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- čas přidán 20. 08. 2024
- Dead serious, you're going to learn what water tastes like.
Today's review is for Great Value Purified Drinking Water and Great Value Spring Water, which will win this legendary battle of the.... brand.
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The amount of shit he is trying not to lose right now is fucking gigantic...
That one guy in the comments the fucking composure after making eye contact with whoever has got me creasing😂😂
The video doesn't seem to be cut. It's amazing that he can maintain his composure all the time. I would've laughed mid-review.
when he says "is that even supposed to be drank?" at 9:30 he was sooo close
the best thing would have been if he brought out a 3rd glass to clean his pallet when moving onto the 2 glass
And have a spit bucket on the side.
Bubber Fuckme That would've been hilarious
Bubber Fuckme I laughed my ass off just thinking bout it
The thought of this is fucking hilarious
Bubber Fuckme that would make him the GOAT of reviews
Not a accurate review. You should have drank water between the tastes to cleans the pallete.
poogars poog this comment deserves to be on top
Lmao I was thinking the same thing except using coke or something. The irony would be hilarious
poogars poog stfu you don’t tell a god what to do
yeah mate
o d o r l e s s
I love how proud he is of himself after every joke. He’s so pure
like water
Kovu! You're also a pure bean that is full of light and I adore you.
3:41 the smile he gives the camera 😂 like "you see what I did there" 👌
@@demetrialexander3358furries
*drinks water*
>700k views
This man is a genius
Kirad He is a god amongst men.
Kirad this man is proof of god's existence
no we're just idiots
Azrakul 1 million
Almost a million and a half now
I'm watching a guy drink water. What am I doing with my life.
***** yo good point tho lmao
Sometimes you have to let someone else take the wheel, ya know?
+David Davidson thats deep brah
HAHAHA! Best comment I've ever seen.
thats sad
My amusement is immeasurable, and my day is perfect.
1000th like
I thoroughly enjoyed reading this comment. I would like to thank you for taking time out of your day a bit more than a year ago to type this fantastic comment.
Cheddar biscuit butterfly shrimp
my day is immeasurable, and my amusement is perfect.
I know this dude did well in English class because if he can make a 13 and a half minute video talking about water then he can sure as hell write about anything else
Bless your soul, I read this in Huey’s voice.
USMCLP 😂
I could probably do it for half the time and be natural loooool
Imagine see a dude teaching how to open a door for 20m
@@USMCLP i read it in morgan Freemans voice. I actually read alot in his voice for some reason😂
"Somewhat wet to be described"...pure poetry
Gabe Pate Truly the Shakespeare of our generation.
water does appear to be wet
W E T ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
He's got a way with words. He's truly done dihydrogen monoxide justice in this video.
RevolvingWorld *W E T*
This guy did the whole video in one take, what a fucking legend
Mark Hofmann None of that video edit bullshit, my man Reviewbrah keeps them uncut and raw.
666 likes you are the legend my friend
Long uncut..........
Video
You don't need to edit when you're a fucking legend!
my hero.
The beverage itself is
*ODORLESS*
...aaand for the most part
*COLORLESS*
...as well...
......has almost like aaaa.....
A *W A T E R Y*
...texture
Ahh yes this floor here is made of *FLOOR*
sounds like regular water to me
his mom: son you look so nice where are you going??
him: to review water
Lmfao
his mom: my little POGCHAMP!
deum invenire.
Don't disrespect the legend. I often wondered what the point of spring water was, man's not afraid to answer life's questions.
"The price is 88% of a dollar." 😂
Thx man that made it so much more understandable.
Such genius
My god shows us morals how to count.
The Pro learn grammar
"it tastes watery, somewhat wet"
Suspended Generation some water taste dry
turntech Therapist it sure does.
That shit eating smirk he hides when he first describes the taste as watery
Suspended Generation How to write an essay.
LOL what a character ...
Most of my friends are hard at work in college and then there’s me , 3am eating cold pizza watching someone review water
james david trust me, you’re not alone 😂
Oh trust me, your friends were doing the same damn thing before they started on their homework, believe me.
90% of _all_ college students procreate, according to statistics.
Fucking autocorrect. Yeah, that's what I meant.
SkillUp Gaming I mean I see both statements holding some truth possibly
Same
a man in an expensive suit reviewing Wal Mart water, drinking it out of nice glasses.
This is why CZcams was invented.
he legit spent 13 minutes reviewing water, this man is a legend
Daniel Bruner thelegend27
Daniel Bruner this is why this man is a god
Daniel Bruner haha I was about to say that
He is such a badass. I had to subscribe to this channel.
Its 18 minutes...
This guy spent $1.76 and got a million views.
bighugejake 1.021 million actually
Take notes, guys.
bighugejake this is because he is god
bighugejake he deserves it, and even more than that!
bighugejake and you're one of them!
Quality shit right here. Before I watched this video I was a parched, weak and indecisive. After I watched this video meaning came into my life and I could finally make a decision on which unflavored beverage I could drink. You sir changed my life for the better because you helped me to know which water I could drink.
Same
He does what we hesitate to do.
when you try to hit that word count on an essay
DireSheep Underrated comment.
DireSheep This question is ingenious thanknyou
DireSheep best comment ever
Lmao
It's a 13 minute video reviewing water lmao how
This mans dressin up like he going to a funeral but nah he's reviewing water
Its Aeroh Some would see no difference in distinction.
Its Aeroh This is the waters funeral, because it has been absorbed by the one might aswell known as: massdestructor of moleculair mass
He always wears suits lmao. This is a normal outfit for him.
He is not a "mans" he is a god
Beats him dressing the uniform style with jeans and backwards hats with holes in jeans every day.Oh Don't leave out the black that is worn seven days a week like they are going to a funeral
"I'm going to give this water an 8.2 out of 10". I'm dying.
How could this be DRY humor when he's reviewing WATER
Whenever he tries to be humorous the funniest part isn’t the joke itself, but him trying so hard not to laugh at said joke
Ikr it is so funny😂😂😂
Watery..texture :')
Not really some videos his jokes are funny
"Odorless." :)
"watered down"
He's too pure for this cruel world
Chanel Donut so true
We don't deserve him
Ikr
Chanel Donut true
you like jaaaaaazz?
He's trying so hard not to laugh lol
MoonZow seeing him smile at his own jokes honestly made my day
He almost lost it with the fecal matter
*my friend telling me how he went out and got drunk with his friends*
Me:
Can we appreciate the fact that this guy dressed in a full suit to review water
lol
rattpack
keep all that shit
Dylan Trilliams ayye everyone here 😂 #rattpack 👌
No vest = no full suit.
I recommend a blind taste test with future water reviews.
+theneedledrop TONY FANTANTO TONY FANTANO TONY FANTANO
I recommend a deaf taste test more
+theneedledrop
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+MrLogical79 wow a kid with a pepe picture who uses vertical letters. Youre almost as gay a fantano
this guy is hilarious....is it even suppose to be drank?
Primetime DJK Well I drank it so...
Of course it is.
Why would it not be??
"Probably one of the most well known and popular products ever." hahha!!
The beverage itself is odorless and, for the most part, colorless as well.
the why *water*
the why it also has a watery texture
you're welcome for 1K lol
No carbonation either
PGee eeeeeguildhjljhf,
This is like when you need to make your essay longer
Gameplay Keepers "The water has a watery texture"
James Chill omg 😂
Gameplay Keepers
Then you don't understand the thesis and material well enough to elaborate on it; it might be due to excessive distractions. 🖒
+Chris Anon r/iamverysmart
Gameplay Keepers lmao ikr
*sniffs water*
I just love how he calls the water a ‘beverage’.
I watched a man review water.
This channel is fucking magical.
Rowdy Boy 666th like B)
Lol
cringe
🤣
"A watery looking texture."
"Ingredients list... There is none."
"So I guess this is purified... Perhaps"
"Upon the first sip, comes a coolness to my mouth, perhaps it is refrigerated."
Ben B “pre-filled to avoid catastrophe”
"Odourless, with no carbonation"
"is it even...supposed to be...DRANK?!" (small smirk) "Well, I drank it. So we'll see if I'm around for another review."
Spring water tastes like tap water. There.
Dulce Ruiz have you no shame?
We must protect him from the dangers of the world at all costs
You can't protect GOD..GOD protects you
Reviewbrah is going all-out for these videos, $1.76 for the water and $10 for the suit
This guy needs to get sponsored by water companies
By every company
By God
Journey awaits He can't sponsor himself
Very science
its 4:30 in the morning and I'm watching someone drink water
E Dups same lol
E Dups its 4:30 in the afternoon and im watching a water review
E Dups, it's 1:01 and I'm doing the same
E Dups same
E Dups rookie hours im watching at 5:30 am
After 7 years, the descriptions of the tastes are still accurate. Walmart changed the sticker colors but not the chlorine flavor.
9:28 "was it even supposed to be drank?!.... 😏😏😏 well, I drank it, so..."
Oh my god.. 😂 this guy
I want this video to play at my funeral
Also my wedding
+saraandloves also at my next birthday party
+saraandloves I want to kill myself while watching this video so it is the last thing I ever see.
+n3wb1shness funniest comment ever
+saraandloves wtf I can't believe this gets him girls
Ingrediants List : some fuckin hydrogen and some god damn oxygen
ingrediants
in greedy ants
yikes
2:1 ratio
"I looked for fecal matter" lmao he's trolling us all
Almost laughs 3:21 3:41 5:07 5:24 6:03 9:30 10:06 10:23
Nice 👍
Thank you for reviewing this. Your discerning tastes are welcome when giving an in-depth opinion of any product.
#TYND
+theneedledrop have him review the taste of the albums
+theneedledrop amazon needs to employ thereportoftheweek to do a review of every product on their website and throw out everybody else. Their stock would quadruple
+theneedledrop Fuck off memer
+theneedledrop >fatano on a reviewbrah vid
dank
Im only a minute in and im just really trying to figure out why a review on water is 13 and half minutes long.
Water is a very complex drink
It requires quantum physics to engineer and explain this water with a hint of rocket science on top
jacesaces15 he is special. He could've gone on for 13 more minutes if he wanted, without repeating himself, but had to cut short for video purposes
Well, it is actually a comparison between TWO types of water.
You're in for a wild ride.
the aesthetic appeal of the equal distribution of water in the cups and the perfection of everything in the shot... this is more than just a water taste test! This is a work of art!
ReviewBrah can you review air i wonder what the texture is like
I just watched a man review water while trying not to laugh at his own jokes.
Dylan Ruegg this is no man. This is god
@@gabrielnunez8504 could i get an amen?
Hahaha oh my god it was amazing :-D
Gil Friends fuck off bublethumper
@@nieckq correction God
"Has almost a... watery looking texture" I lost it
Nicholas Drobes you can see him hold back smiling cause he even knew that was ridiculous
Jees, you're a sour piece of shit aren't you ?
Bringing up IQ is so lame.
bruceownsu You did not state a fact, so I'm not sure, mr genius.
You're probably not half as smart as you wish, especially if you think it's a win when you're not entertained.
Oh how I envy your high standards.
bruceownsu I don't, I said it was lame to say that a different taste in humor equals a low IQ.
There is no truth in that.
bruceownsu Lol sure bud, case in point.
I really needed this review, helped me decide which water to purchase. Thank you!
“One more sip”. (Takes a sip five more times)
dude you can see him trying so hard not to say
" it's just fucking water"
A curious spoon I don't see it
O
How did you record this in one take?
One take every time
yeup lmao
He's the God of Reviews.
If you don't have a script, you can't miss takes.
One take, every time.
Because he's god
5:23 he gets a smirk right after he realized that he’s about to review water. Love that guy!
The Chad brah purity sip
Vs
The virgin tap water drink
he's trying desperately not to lose his shit
when he smells it and says "odourless"
Luke Sirrell and "differences" xD
and 10:27
5:15
trying to not loose his shit and saying why in the hell am I doing this?
"Upon the first sip... a certain Coolness.." *subscribed
Ethan Smith same fam 😂
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tag your spoilers next time 👺👺
I'm your 1000th like 😄
Which minute
Good evening Report of The Week, I am happy to see that you let the glasses of vintages "breathe" before adequately assessing their qualities. I'm sure the purified drinking water had light flavourless notes of neutrality and the spring water was more full bodied in flavour with strong notes of bland neutrality.
I smoked my first cigarette to this
This man dressed up in a nice suit, slicked his hair back put on a tie to drink water
blakesmittty he does this for all his videos lol
wouldn't you?
blakesmittty of course, would you not do the same?
shittiest suit I've ever seen
blakesmittty lol
"This says drinking water. This one doesn't, is this one even supposed to be drank?"
I didn’t know someone could review water so formally.
I came to this review before I made my choice to buy the spring water.
What a fucking legend.
Terasia yep
Terasia legend 27 nigga
fair enough ;b
I can now go to sleep at 2:30 am knowing which brand is better. Thank you good sir
Unseen Threat but it's the same brand..... both great value
Unseen Threat Holy shit, just read your comment and checked the time. And it's exactly 2:30 am... 😅
2:27 am for me. hahah
Unseen Threat the video wasn't reviewing brands you dimwit
Jordan Friday 2:21 for me here!
the only reason why the internet was invented was this to happen ♡ I adore you ♡
3 years ago he had like 35k subscribers and today he has 1.4m, what a hero.
He's so adorable when he tries to suppress his smirks, he is too pure for this world
Dawn B. Much too pure
Dawn B. As pure as the water he drinks
He's purified
_“Watery looking texture...”_ *tries not to smile*
Watching him try to keep a straight face is extremely entertaining
True but if he'd had done it all 100% seriously it'd have made it the funniest thing on the internet.
@@ProdByClockwerk The trick to managing the deadpan style of presentation is to distance yourself from reality as humanity accepts it. When you realize that things are only the way they are due to human interference and obsession with labels due to the proxy of linguistics you open yourself to the reality that nothing fucking matters.
Once one relegates themselves to such perceptions you are freed from the bindings of society at the loss of individuality and the human ego.
Double-edged sword pretty much, I'd say.
@@Travybear1989can you dumb this down for me
@@Tommytwotimes345 Open your mind and accept all possibilities instead of those just given to you, ask questions not for answers but for the desire to ask more questions. And never accept anything as fact just because another human being is an "expert", all humans have critical thinking skills due to our sentience which allows for personal agency in all things.
Don't worry about accumulating vast amounts of paper money and instead focus on the stimuli that is around you and how all of it fits together in the grand scheme of things like a puzzle.
Whenever I can’t fall asleep I just watch this guy lmaoo
What does he keep looking over at and trying not to smile?? Lol I need to know
Nightfall Adventures. I think he's just looking away trying not to laugh at his own jokes.
His gang of scantily-clad groupies that watch him make his videos
J B - I’ll Go With Your Response, JB.
Probably at the constant horny chicks out the window trying to seduce him.
I think he might have some notes over there. That or a mirror
the perfect man doesnt ex-
This is no man. He is a God.
All woman are perfect and men are by nature imperfect.
Not Interested No, all people are imperfect.
Arguing with me is gay.
Not Interested Well, that fits me just perfectly then!
Now i can sleep in peace knowing which water is better
6:01 its so funny when he tried not to laugh at his jokes 😂
I’ve always wondered what water tastes like
I got some mad respect for how seriously he takes this. A real man takes any job he's given and gives it his all.
Cameron Hill well I take any gig serious but then coworkers take advantage of u
Matt it is given, he has THE mission
A god among plebs
Hey dudes all class and doesn't shy away from questions we have thought before. Hydration is important.
@@kishascapeYou should create a movement to advocate hydration worldwide called "Hydro Homies!"
This is what the ideal human male. You may not like it. But this is what peak perfection looks like.
sheperdsfireworks testing water like a real man
If I was any compitent at anything, I woulda draw this man in undies with water jugs beside as kettlebells.
sheperdsfireworks i wanna be like this guy
sheperdsfireworks trueeee
sheperdsfireworks true he is so hot
it’s the water in wine glasses for me
This guy is the real goat. He made a 14 minute video on water
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Great Value Purified Drinking Water.
Vs Spring Water Review
I funny
Ifunny I see
Joj
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+Gmail User funnypics
You stillin
When your three page essay is due tomorrow and you go into bullshitting overdrive
Max Grant LOL
I know I’m late but fuck I identify with this comment 👌
"Three page essay." How quaint.
Just 3 and you kick into bullshit vtec? Rookie.
GL HF forreal... 3 pages is like 45 minutes for me. 20 if I BS? Idk, I don’t BS papers, as I’m an English major
I've been buying the spring water for years. Love it. Had to drink the green label water at school once - definitely wasn't a fan of it.
4:50
me: water
Isn't this the guy who invented water?
this guy invented the earth,and the universe as we know it
cem insan değil he invented life itself
Before the Big Bang there was nothing except ReviewBrah
Jake Ross
maybe, but there's also a possibility that you have a bad time figuring what you're reading wasn't meant to be read "literally" but as a.....
wait for it.
Joke.
xKarma _ This guy may as well be God himself.
we are in 2017 while this man in 3017
Kayden *whilst
Kayden actually hes in the 1950s
Kayden no he is in three thousand, eleventeen
Nah he's straight out of the 1920s. That's why he can't review alcohol yet.
1000 years from now people realize in the 50s we achieved perfection.
When your teacher asks you to do a report about goddamn water
*self aware meme*
Thank you so much for reviewing these 2 waters. Many will say that this review is not needed, but it clearly is.
ARMORER'S APPRENTICE "Clearly"...I see what you did there.
Wait, you didn't cleanse your palate between tastings? What a waste of time.
I know, right? That ruined the entire comparison for me. The two waters have a distinctly different watery taste.
cleanse with what?
Well, you would just use your tap water. Or maybe some of that fancy Smart Water.
I was an atheist, until i saw god.
Reviewbrah = God
The explanation ruins it
I Really Appreciate How Sharp and G.Q.dd This Young Gentleman Gets Just to do these Stunning Reviews !! He Certainly Takes His Job Seriously !!..
Why am I watching someone drink water at 3:35 A.M.
D
dcanemone43 im watching at 3:13
High School Drop Out same in Cali lol
dcanemone43 happens to me as well..
3:38 AM YOOO
i love how he is also trying not to break character and lose his shit, as he keeps looking over to whoever is probably silently laughing at him 😂
viv pearlman I was thinking the same thing lol
Probably has a screen showing his cam footage.
viv pearlman He is not acting.
nfsking2000 You're an idiot if you think he's not acting
nfsking2000 Sometimes you can see him obviously holding his laughter in. Like when he says that the water has a watery texture.
Perhaps the best video on CZcams. Top 5 at least.
Dude this guy is only in his 20s and already needs a movie documentary made about him. The good Lord has blessed us with a King of food.