YTP | Jasper Is A Troll
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 6. 06. 2017
- It is here! time to go buy some dogs now.
Maybe some Dalmatians?
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I really enjoy these pure clean humored ytps they are some of the best ytps out there! I love how Stromboli always seems to make an appearance. Classic! this one in particular made me laugh quite a bit! loved Shrek's intervention! lol you should consider doing a full Shrek ytp! all in all you do great work! keep it coming!
Comment made my day
Davis De Neul I agree these days it's all cuss and no humour in clean speech just garbage that use as much swearing as possible keep up the good work
David De Neui 2: 2:33 lol Bambi's bleat from Bambi 2.
Who is Stromboli?
Our lord and saviour
âWe didnât call for any inspection.â
âOh yes ma-â
âI donât care.â
Sheâs so dank. XD
Fr lmao-
Oh come off it's the law and it's the law and it's for your own law and it's for lawl
@@thedmedina You're not comin in here
1:33 *And that's how Horace and Jasper saved China from the Huns!*
1:32
So, thatâs canon to âShangâs Incredibly Stupid Armyâ?
@@nickwerner7983What does Cruella say to Horace and Jasper?
I heard that after they were fired by Cruella for watching MLP, they continued their tea inspection business. It really hit off when they found out someone had attempted to assassinate the Queen by poisoning her tea. Now they are the Royal Tea Inspectors, and no one makes a cuppa like those two fine chaps!
I thought they were hired by Cruella again to catch the 101 Dalmatians again when Patch got left behind and found his TV Star Idol. That was around the time Cruella got into canvas art and wanted to use Dalmatian corpses for base canvas
"I drove...yes."
"My job is..."
"I draw a dress"
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!
Roo,Roo ROOOOOOOOOOO
Itâs âBy Jove, yesâ
Ha! Ha, ha! The funniest thing I saw in a video today!
It almost sounds like âIâm draw bridgeâ
Really funny
I drove..yes
My job is..
I draw a dress?
WHAT'LL DO YOU TALKING ABOUT?
It's 'By Jove, yes.'
Taylor Jaffe lol :-D :-D :-D O:-) O:-) O:-)
BradVan316 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??!!
My Chavez
I'm sure he said "By jove, yes!". XD
I rate this YTP
100 spotted hyenas/10
That's a lot of hyenas :D
Indeed that's a lot of *SpOtTeD HyEnAs*
A perfect rating you must be a tea inspector
Jasper: Oi, look Horace! (Throws dart)
(Dart makes crack in the wall and the ceiling).
Jasper: Oh crumbs.
(The ceiling promptly falls down on Jasper and Horace).
They need either a better wall/ceiling or less powerful darts X3
Cruella:(smacks Horace and Jasper in the face) Idiots!
What?
@@QwistoffYTP xD XD X3
love dat
4:31
"Why you... _Imbecile..."_ I have tears in my eyes that was so funny! Her voice deepening with rage, like "you are firewood" pisses her off so much it's causing some demonic transformation đ€Łđ€Ł
Hardest I've laughed on CZcams in weeks
4:34
1:45 I'm pretty sure he said "by Jove, yes." which I think is some British phrase.
Don't worry mate, I am British. There are a number of strange things we used to say. All part of the joke xD
By Jove yes, I drove yes, my job is, I draw a dress XD
K Levine what are you talking about
@@NaughtyGnats it's from the movie
Fabian Hale whoooooosh
Jasper: *sneezes*
Rodger: O_O
Jasper: Ex-*CUUUUSE* me!
No one:
Not a single soul:
Jasper: we're here to inspect the cup of tea âïž
A common thing here in Britain. đđ€Ł
XD
Ya Cabbage head!
@@foultarnished0101 People walk in and just inspect the tea
*Cuppa Tea Inspection Passed*
Damn Stromboli gets everywhere XD
ikr He basically the Charles Laughton Moon of Qwistoff.
yep
"So just who is this 'Leonard Stromboli'?" ;D
You are firewood
You idiot!
@@clarkb1900 a Disney princess lol
Horace: We want to see My Little Pony.
Cruella:No
Lol
@@mahlahflutterthepegasus859 LOL! XDđđ€Łđ€Ł
They should've stuck to watching My little pony, it's better than crashing with the car and going to jail because you helped an insane lady steal 99 puppies
Horace, would you mind if i join? XD
3:07 *savage!*
My favorite parts of this CZcams Poop is cruella de vil reaction over someone watching Friendship is Magic.
yup lol
Every Jon it is funny BUT I LOVE THAT SHOW! that's what made it funny
at least for me
I agree with how Cruella felt over that. I HATE MLP.
Pongo boy take it easy
Not gonna lie, I haven't laughed so hard in a while watching a YTP. Please don't stop, this is hilarious in many ways!
đSuper Glad mateđ
Hi baby he did
3:20 ACHOO!
3:22 Excuse Me!
I absolutely lost it at the Spotted Hyenas bit. This had me laughing so gosh darn hard, I loved it! Classic YTP
0:04 Oh my god, that dog is going faster than all the other dogs. Gotta go fast !!! I died laughing a lot
U So Funny
she is firewood HAHAHA.
Make more 101 Dalmatians YTPS
Yes yes yesy yes
I swear Stromboli, ur like the god of the Qwistoff Universe
She's either firewood or a witch
WE ARE FIRE WOOD!
hahha
2:34 lol Bambi's bleat from Bambi 2.
Bambi 2 is the best!
âNow look here Horace Iâve warned you about Spotted Hyenas!â
Idk why but I keep losing it on that one đđđđ
Great Vid btw
Thanks dude :D
Youâre not alone XD
You NAILED IT! Probably the best poop I've ever seen for this movie!
And man is that rare.
We're here to inspect your cup of tea
2:51 "Come off, it's the LAW, and it's the LAW ! And it's for your own LAW !" đđđđ
4:11 JFC
Minecraft angry wolf sound
3:00: wel excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUuuUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!
This is even better than the actual movie đđđ well done!
3:13 :JASPER: Oi? Ha Ha Ha Ha. :ROGER: No no no your not getting one not not one. :JASPER: heâs a regular little Tarter ainât he Horace. :ROGER: No No No No Choo. :JASPER: Excuse me
Ha Ha I Imagine Or Wonder What'll Be Like If Jasper Met Roger
Spot the other Movies:
--> Star Wars 0:29 - 0:32
--> My Little Pony 1:06 & 1:16 - 1:25
--> Mulan I 1:35 - 1:41
--> Toy Story 1:50 "What are you talking about?!" ~ Woody
--> Shrek I 2:05
--> Bambi II 2:34 Yeah, can't fool me, that one's from Bambi II when Bambi tries to sound brave.
--> The Lion King 1 3:31
--> The Lion Guard 3:32
--> The Lady and the Tramp 4:01 The yelp-part I believe was from Lady when she was alone the first night
--> Spider-Man II 4:14 Need I say more?
--> Pinocchio 4:28 & 4:32 Stromboli. If you don't know that iconic voice, I don't know what you've been up to.
Most of this movie is just Horace and Jasper being cabbage heads who are constantly colliwompussing through England trying to find spotted hyenas.
Even Jasper and Horace are Bronies
I can't get enough of their goofy grins while they watch.
Nanny throws the teapot at Jasper.
Ouch!
3:26 aww that's just so cute
That thing that Horace says is "All right, guzzle the whole works, and I hope it gives ye collywobbles!" In other words: "Fine, drink [your booze] all you like, and I hope you get sick from it!" Basically, he's saying that Jasper was being greedy with his alcohol.
Poetry with Horest 3:48
"Good evening mam."
"Oh boy."
"We're from the gas company"
"Electric, electric."
"Eh? Oh! Eee...Gas company"
"Ya cabbage head!"
I didn't call 4 any expaction :D
0:35 Eww that burp made me laugh so hard đ
My favorite part is the war dog being miss-interpreted, fallowed by tibbs with woodies voice clip. I can't stop laughing. I also love jasper, "we're here to inspect the cup of tea" as well as the tissue box when he says "Excuse me". I laugh harder every time. Nice sneaky trick with putting in the music from the 102 dalmatians puppies to the rescue game when they are looking for the puppies. At least that's what I think you did, sure sounds like it. I love this movie, as well as this video. Great work!
The humor is so delightfully clean...and British.
Jasper Shot The Wall and Destory Everything Makes Me Funny XD.
yeah really nice shot XD
1:20
When someone walks in on me watching my little pony
*YOU FOOL!*
But my mom comes into my room and I have my tablet in the middle of the night 1:20
My favorite part is when jasper said we are here to inspect
The cup of tea !!!!!!!#đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ
It's almost believable that Britain would have inspectors for that đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
@@nthgth I Know
It's so hilarious and funny too!!!!!!!!!!đđ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Łđđ đ đ đ đ đ đ€Łđ đ đ đ đ đ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Ł
Nanny - Oh boy.
Jasper really told off Cruella at the end.
3:54 me in fortnite looking for guns in a looted house.
Relatable
setting: Museum of CZcams Poop History
Tour Guide: âAs we dive deeper into Qwistoff YTPâs videos, we now realize...â
nobody:
not a single soul:
tour member: âRealize what?
Tour Guide: âTHERE IS NO TURNING BACK!â
everyone: panics
4:38 daaang, the title should've been Jasper is a Savage
I A M N O T C R A Z Y
M E NE I T H ER
N E I T H E R A M I
*woody woodpecker laugh*
Copiet
HA HA HA HAAAA!
OMG the begining and everything, oh brother the tears đ this is hilarious honestly bro u got undoubtedly a crazy talent đ
0:59 *Smeck, smack* *Idiots!*
And my shit was then lost
1:00
Jasper: Oh now you've done it! You cut me to the-
Maid: *throws teapot at Jasper's face*
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I love how you incorporate your own animations into your YTPs. Something about them just makes these videos feel so unique
The Lion King & The Lion Guard in
3:30 & 3:32! LOL XD
Cute hyenas
The lion king hyenas: shensi banzi and ed! The lion guard hyenas: jasiri
Emillio polanco are you on deviantart?
3:31 and 3:33
From two different universes... amazing. someone has been tampering with the space-time fabric again
*YOU LIKE HYENAS!?*
Wow I never knew someone was capable of actually liking the fact that hyenas exist
Besides, they order 66âd Scar
Poetry with Horace is a classic XD lol
I've been watching your recent Disney YTP's and loving every second of them! This one was no exception! You have earned yourself a sub! Keep on doing what your doing! Your videos always make me laugh even on the toughest days!
Achoo! Excuse me 3:18
1:06 Who knew Jasper was a brony.đ I to like My little pony.
When a Disney character makes the slightest mistake: 2:11
Lol Pongo went into maximum overdrive around the world till he approached and crashed into the death star. Keep up the good work mate.
probaly the best YTPer yet! the other ones just do wierd effects and swear and just repeat some old meme but you actually think hard about these.These just keep on getting better and better and its also perfect for little kids and families since theres no swearing.Keep up the good work and heres a idea : could you do a YTP of lady and the tramp and 101 dalmatians spots london adventure? plus maybe tom and jerry and the magic ring but it will be very hard to and at school i wish of doing my own funny ytps so could you tell me your recording software?Anyways good day!
I use videopad :P
Is that an app or a website?
*sneezes* "EXCUSE ME!" my god I could not breathe from laughing so hard!!
Ha Ha
We're here to inspect the cup of tea!! Lol!
"Jasper you idiot!"
"Ah Shut Up!"
"What?!?!?!?!"
I died!!!
1:45 " by jove yes" that's what what Colonel is saying!
I love this channel. The laughs don't end. I also like how Qwistoff adds himself in his YTPs as the cartoon his profile picture is. It makes it a lot better.
I love how you added that scene from Mulan
Amazing YTP Qwistoff, this is really awesome :)
Shrek
You will make lots of PUPPIES
No one :
Not A Single Soul :
Jasper : *âWeâRe ErEâ tO iNsPeCt ThE cUpAâ tEa!â* âïž
This is a masterpiece!
I demand both more 101 Dalmatians YTPâs with Stromboli, and more Pinocchio YTPâs!
"We're here to inspect the CUPPA TEA."
I lost it there for some reason!
Why is it always funny when they make a character a brony? Jasper, Horace, Captain Hook, Omega from Sonic, all seem to watch that show.
You've done it again Qwistoff! Did not expect to hear Stromboli on the phone.
How have I missed your YTP's?! These are amazing!!! :D
*âW E R E H E R E T O I N S P E C T T H E C U P O F T E Aâ*
*The dog of speed. The dog of light. The dog of ULTIMATE COSMIC POWER!!*
Love the editing in certain times. You're really talented!
Poetry with Horace will always be a classic XD lol
2:18 "Puppies are puppies !
- Of course puppies are puppies !" đđđđ
Tibs is stating the obvious..
Who else is watching this in 2019?
Jasper: Aw please miss have pity will you? Can't we see the rest of the show first?
Pinkie Pie: Oh! This is so exciting!
Cruella: You fools!
Cruella the party killer
Ok I gotta hand it to you Qwistoff YTP
It's about time we had someone do some classic YTPs that didn't rely on constant crude humor to be absolutely perfect.
VERY well done, and i hope to see a lot more of your stuff.
I can't even watch this on my phone in a public place, someone's gonna think i'm insane or something with how hard it's making me laugh. XD
Imma need a full song length of Jasper saying "Here puppies" because that was kinda catchy! I love the little musical additions you put in your YTPs.
4:50-4:55
So lemme get this straight......
Jasper did all of this work.....for tea!? Seriously bro thereâs much easier and less dangerous lines of work then workin for Cruella if all you want it tea. Just sayin đ
Like goin to the store or gas station. If ya have those sort of things in that time :/
Yes, like buying it at the supermarket! That's not dangero-- oh, wait... Cruella would get 'em....
It wasn't just for tea. It was also for hyenas.
Oh the tea puns đđđŒ
Poetry with Horest killed me!đđ
"Now you've been gone and done it. You've cut me to the-----"
*REKT.*
4:47 :JASPER: Now look here Iâve got the energy for this job so shut up. :CRUELLA: How dare you. :JASPER: Ha ha ha ha. Oi? Horace me lad, we won are tea. :CRUELLA: Imbec. I thought Iâd use the word energy instead of the other word because I found out what it means
Jasper meant his small brain, not the knob.
@@Tribozom your Right, when I looked up the quotes, I seen it was actually Nog, not the other word, again Iâm still laughing đ from when I thought it was the other word instead of nog which I misheard because of how the accent sounded
3:54 we need an extended version of this :D
I've got the hyenas for this job, so let's get on with it.
great now you're making me want to make a ytp
Go for it â
I know now I cannot eat or drink anything while watching these. đđ
Oh, now you've gone and done it. You've cut me to the-.
CRASH!!!
LOL!!!
Thanks for the clean funny stuff, that beginning is priceless
It seems like you and me share a big interest in the hilarious duo!
Stromboli prank calling Cruella de Ville is one of the best things I've seen in a while. I'm amazed more YTPers don't work with that idea.
I love your ytps they never get old and this one is your best yet. I have read the other comments and I think say the same thing
Really appreciate it mate ;) Thanks
"We're here to inspect the cup of tea."âđ