Snape's Diary (2009) 4k Upscaled

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  • AI upscaled and reuploaded from the highest quality render. Thanks to Kevin J. James for upscaling these: kevinthejames.com
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Komentáře • 392

  • @Lilly-dq5wn
    @Lilly-dq5wn Před 3 lety +1794

    “I asked her to dance, she asked me to die”
    Always a classic line.

    • @m.k4447
      @m.k4447 Před 3 lety +102

      "Would that I could Lily...would that I could." 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @nonspiderweb
      @nonspiderweb Před 3 lety +39

      @@m.k4447 my mom was awesome!

    • @shototodoroki3573
      @shototodoroki3573 Před 3 lety +16

      I JUST WANTED SNILY TO HAPPEN😭

    • @nonspiderweb
      @nonspiderweb Před 3 lety +8

      @@shototodoroki3573 I mean, then the books wouldn't have happened soo.......

    • @shototodoroki3573
      @shototodoroki3573 Před 3 lety +3

      @@nonspiderweb lol yeah, but I still ship them as kids and stuff

  • @existentialistatbest7302
    @existentialistatbest7302 Před 3 lety +1572

    “Button, o button, o where hath thou fled? Did thee tarry too long amongst fabric and thread? Did thee roll off my bosom and cease to exist? How I wish I could follow thee into the mist...” The painful beauty of a 2000s classic 😢😂😢

    • @Diriector_Doc
      @Diriector_Doc Před 3 lety +54

      Top 10 rappers Eminem was too scared to dis.

    • @MMMMatt
      @MMMMatt Před 3 lety +47

      Literally poetry. No joke.

    • @m.k4447
      @m.k4447 Před 3 lety +20

      edgar allen poe who

    • @gracedoubleu
      @gracedoubleu Před 3 lety +25

      What is a _b o s o m_ Harry?

    • @starrysky.
      @starrysky. Před 3 lety +18

      Yeah, tell him, Harry

  • @LucasMONeill
    @LucasMONeill Před 3 lety +1169

    Snape's plea was hilarious to me as a kid, but now it's just plain relatable.

  • @Swiftie_7jewel
    @Swiftie_7jewel Před 2 lety +329

    “I asked her to dance. She asked me to die.” - Snape
    The most iconic sentence ever said.

  • @Felixia33
    @Felixia33 Před 3 lety +353

    We thought Harry inherited his personality from James. Turns out, it was Lily's all along.

  • @sageoso
    @sageoso Před 3 lety +756

    “Give me five!”
    “You already took all my money, Harry”
    This is amazing

    • @fabianmontes6816
      @fabianmontes6816 Před 2 lety +8

      Gets me every time!! 🤣🤣

    • @Davesytb
      @Davesytb Před rokem +4

      @@fabianmontes6816 after all these years😂

    • @harleyhuther8385
      @harleyhuther8385 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Did he even have any though? ( sorry Ron I know you my brother according to buzzfeed

    • @harleyhuther8385
      @harleyhuther8385 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Me : I. Know they’ll / you have a same amount of likes wait THEY HAVE 665 IM LIKING THIS

  • @skeletalesy
    @skeletalesy Před 3 lety +580

    "I know a thing or two about books, and that's a book!" So many good lines.

    • @Oli.V
      @Oli.V Před 3 lety +23

      “Ooh, you’re good at reading Hermione” always gets me, the way he says it is just 😘👌

    • @shototodoroki3573
      @shototodoroki3573 Před 3 lety +9

      “I asked her to dance, she asked me to die🙂🥲😭”

  • @rubyc102
    @rubyc102 Před 3 lety +640

    This is an extended cut everyone! The original is only 5:34 minutes long, and the stuff with the coffee, Madam Pomfrey, and Filch is new

    • @piequals314
      @piequals314 Před 3 lety +13

      hell yes

    • @annabelmb
      @annabelmb Před 3 lety +65

      i knew i didn't remember that bit, I thought I just had a bad memory-

    • @BigGayIncorporated
      @BigGayIncorporated Před 3 lety +4

      I didn't even know that :O

    • @ObviousTrollFrom2007
      @ObviousTrollFrom2007 Před 3 lety +11

      This extended version was uploaded by someone else long ago. It's amazing that the guy who upscaled this chose this version!

    • @camcat26
      @camcat26 Před 3 lety +7

      The original was available on a different website. I forget which one, but I remember watching it over 10 years ago

  • @thepoetess8083
    @thepoetess8083 Před 3 lety +460

    They made Ron stand in the corner I died

  • @mullena98
    @mullena98 Před rokem +190

    Idk why Snape calling Ron “orange one” just takes me out ☠️🤣

    • @keerthanavasan0331
      @keerthanavasan0331 Před rokem +3

      SAME DUDE

    • @thatbookplace2022
      @thatbookplace2022 Před 11 měsíci

      True, so true...

    • @sabinanell7144
      @sabinanell7144 Před 6 měsíci

      I know that tho

    • @tarniabook3076
      @tarniabook3076 Před 2 měsíci

      Especially considering he has five older brothers Snape also taught and who are all red heads too. Maybe he calls them all orange, maybe Ron just happens to be more orange than them.

  • @gooshoos
    @gooshoos Před rokem +119

    Snape is a far more sympathetic character in this series than he ever was in the original Harry Potter

  • @neilcicieregaripoff7656
    @neilcicieregaripoff7656 Před 2 lety +121

    snape: literally fucking depressed
    harry: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA SO FUNNY

  • @meredithwilliams__
    @meredithwilliams__ Před 3 lety +317

    Today I ate some oatmeal for my breakfast.
    This is such an underrated snape line

    • @magicfuzzyworm
      @magicfuzzyworm Před 2 lety +3

      So relatable

    • @jackson2531
      @jackson2531 Před 2 lety +12

      It was flavorless and watery. I thought of my mother. I cried.

    • @CH40T1C_TW1NKL3
      @CH40T1C_TW1NKL3 Před rokem

      @@jackson2531 I thought it said it I smelled my mothers fart I crid

  • @spaghettigirl1133
    @spaghettigirl1133 Před 3 lety +124

    I QUOTE THIS TOO MUCH FRPM LIKE 9 YEARS AGO BUT... “A rat ate another rat and then that rat died from loneliness”.

  • @MegsCozyCritters
    @MegsCozyCritters Před 3 lety +196

    I asked her to dance.
    She asked me to die.

  • @spikerox4eva
    @spikerox4eva Před 3 lety +277

    "I'm hungry!"
    "What else is new, fatty?!"
    Why is this a mood? XD

  • @DaThings
    @DaThings Před 3 lety +164

    Hell
    And, might I add:
    Yes.

  • @elizarumm
    @elizarumm Před 3 lety +183

    How do i still know this off by heart 12 years later

  • @littlepeachesasmr674
    @littlepeachesasmr674 Před 2 lety +121

    "I know a thing or two about books, and that's a book!"- Hermione Granger, 2021
    "Is it a young adult vampire romance novel?"- Ron Weasley, 2021
    "I've got a better idea! How about we read it?"- Harry Potter, 2021
    Ron: I literally just said that, Harry-

    • @LauraOnDuty
      @LauraOnDuty Před 2 lety +12

      The original version of the video was uploaded in 2009, but good comment though. :)

  • @user-ql1oy6nq8k
    @user-ql1oy6nq8k Před rokem +80

    Takeaways from this video:
    1. We had amazing childhoods
    2. Snape was depressed and wanted to die
    3. Snape missed his parents actually
    4. Dumbledore is insane
    5. Harry, Ron, and Hermione are equally as insane

  • @Spade_Arrows
    @Spade_Arrows Před 2 lety +89

    3:19
    Harry: we’re reading snape’s diary
    Dumbledore: 1 billon points to Gryffindor!

  • @BroughtMeLove
    @BroughtMeLove Před 3 lety +89

    “I know a thing or two about books, and that’s a book” I love that

  • @diorprewett4451
    @diorprewett4451 Před 2 lety +169

    I love the line where Ron says:
    R: “What’s a busom?”
    HP: “Err…”
    HG: “Yeah, tell him Harry!”

  • @ggoddf5889
    @ggoddf5889 Před 3 lety +92

    CLASSIC AND MY FAVORITE ONE

  • @samanthaweaver5564
    @samanthaweaver5564 Před 3 lety +51

    "Button oh button, wherer have thow fled? Did thee tether to long between fabric and thread? Did thee fall off my bussom and scease to exist? How I wish I could follow you into the mist."
    Snape, 2010

  • @gerbywerbs6740
    @gerbywerbs6740 Před 2 lety +70

    I never thought about it but all of their characters are perfectly done and it’s a true gem

  • @dsbmitchell
    @dsbmitchell Před 2 lety +62

    My goodness... I'd almost forgotten how genius these skits are.

  • @radioheadfan56
    @radioheadfan56 Před 3 lety +62

    THE RETURN OF THE KING

  • @sumanthganapathibasavapatn141

    I asked her to dance, she asked me to die.
    *applause*

  • @Mylenapony
    @Mylenapony Před 3 lety +128

    With the return of Potter puppet pals, life begins to have color

  • @adadaniels6612
    @adadaniels6612 Před 2 lety +14

    "I hope you find your button, snape"
    "So do I, orange one, so do I;..."

  • @really-quite-exhausted
    @really-quite-exhausted Před 3 lety +33

    I forgot about "You already took my money Harry :D"

  • @confidentcringe
    @confidentcringe Před 3 lety +51

    Why is this now kinda relatable- I feel sad 😞

  • @claireekimm
    @claireekimm Před 3 lety +75

    'Is it a young adult vampire romance novel?'
    Ron 2020

  • @saso5096
    @saso5096 Před 3 lety +61

    I remember watching this when I didn't know what depression was yet! Haha... Ha

  • @crazystonecoldcrazyyk
    @crazystonecoldcrazyyk Před 2 lety +18

    Harry:"Give me five!"
    Ron: "You already took my money, Harry"

  • @crazystonecoldcrazyyk
    @crazystonecoldcrazyyk Před 2 lety +10

    "I asked her to dance, she asked me to die"

  • @disappearinghills
    @disappearinghills Před 3 lety +21

    2:44 is the best part and no, you can’t change my mind

  • @aninsignificantravenclaw1006

    Ron:“I’m hungry”
    Harry:“What else is new fatty”
    My brother talking to me

  • @buddydew101
    @buddydew101 Před 3 lety +38

    Blessed to experience these videos as a kid ♥️ the kids nowadays will never know.

  • @jadeashmore9893
    @jadeashmore9893 Před 3 lety +20

    It's insane how elevated the quality is now

  • @TokimoSoda
    @TokimoSoda Před 2 lety +16

    Snape’s plea was hilarious to me as a kid, but now it’s just plain relatable.

  • @patrickramseyart
    @patrickramseyart Před 3 lety +39

    I've always loved this one. (The extended scene cracked me up!) What a classic.

  • @S.F..
    @S.F.. Před rokem +11

    “I invaded snapes privacy by reading his diary.”
    “But u don’t have any prunes?”
    “Nope”
    “Ugh I’m very disappointed in u”
    😂😂😂

  • @davidlatham6259
    @davidlatham6259 Před 3 lety +13

    Kids today won’t even get the “bother” reference

  • @himanbam
    @himanbam Před 3 lety +22

    I got dual monitors so I can watch this and the original at the same time.

  • @una_10bananas
    @una_10bananas Před 3 lety +10

    The tear from snapes eye at the end really makes it

  • @faeriefire78
    @faeriefire78 Před 3 lety +17

    Still my favorite! My brother and I have quoted this to each other for years.

  • @mmmghool
    @mmmghool Před 3 lety +13

    my favourite one. thanks so much. At first I thought the extended scene at 4:05 was something I didn't remember bc I did't know what sangria was as a kid. that was a very funny/touching bit tho, made me feel like this video has grown up with me a bit.

  • @SugoiStuck
    @SugoiStuck Před rokem +5

    they had early access to alan rickman's diary

  • @abbyd3073
    @abbyd3073 Před 3 lety +7

    Didn't know that I needed this today. They always upload at the right time.

  • @Amarianee
    @Amarianee Před 3 lety +10

    Binging the upscales, commenting for CZcams algorithm 😁💜

  • @americandream74
    @americandream74 Před 2 lety +6

    Dumbledore is disappointed that harry doesn't have prunes but he doesn't care that harry is reading Snape's diary

  • @user-mc9cb7yl6c
    @user-mc9cb7yl6c Před 3 lety +8

    *pause*
    “Ok back to the stinky book”

  • @ashburnsdeal
    @ashburnsdeal Před 9 měsíci +4

    Again naked Dumbledore with no explanation.😂

  • @paulamiles9559
    @paulamiles9559 Před rokem +3

    " One devoured the other and then died of loneliness. I was envious "

  • @justtp5981
    @justtp5981 Před 3 lety +8

    Glad its been revamped, loved this one!

  • @sloane1411
    @sloane1411 Před 3 lety +10

    Ron "Im hungry" harry "what else is new fatty" geez harry calm down

  • @jbcatz5
    @jbcatz5 Před 3 lety +9

    “You’re good at reading Hermione”

  • @komaldsouza6725
    @komaldsouza6725 Před 3 lety +3

    Heyy, thanks for upscaling and uploading!

  • @indecision6326
    @indecision6326 Před rokem +4

    You know you've grown up when that at which you once laughed now has you holding back tears.

  • @TheCanderemy
    @TheCanderemy Před 3 lety +1

    This is prolly my favorite one from the bunch lmao
    Thanks for reuploading these in high quality

  • @Vikram787
    @Vikram787 Před 3 lety +6

    Potter Puppet Pals Uploads
    ah yes, the *Return of the King*

  • @paulus6809
    @paulus6809 Před 3 lety +11

    Always been my favorite episode😍

  • @CMAC02
    @CMAC02 Před 3 lety +18

    AND THEIR BACK! and the day after the battle of Hogwarts too.

  • @chockymilkvibes4494
    @chockymilkvibes4494 Před 2 lety +8

    "Is it a young adult vampire romance novel" LOL that got me cracking UP! Twilight got 3nd place after this came out. (harry potter being 2nd)

  • @michaelluna619
    @michaelluna619 Před 3 lety +3

    I love seeing these again!

  • @brooklynnehunter6205
    @brooklynnehunter6205 Před 3 lety +30

    I can’t believe the same person who made these videos is now Lemon demon

  • @melaniesmith1313
    @melaniesmith1313 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Just makes me feel even more sorry for Snape! 😭😭😭

  • @jessicakaemery
    @jessicakaemery Před 10 měsíci +3

    *I asked her to dance, she asked me to die*

  • @jacqueline8090
    @jacqueline8090 Před 2 lety +2

    I have to say I love this so much!! Years ago it was funny bit's funny but now I take like a year off watch it again and it likes me laugh harder and harder every time. I almost couldn't breathe just now.

  • @CatherineLu
    @CatherineLu Před 3 lety +6

    So much of this is just. Still. So. Iconic. After all this time...

  • @Annie-zd3ls
    @Annie-zd3ls Před 2 lety

    How is this just soooo goood :) Made my day!

  • @rexiedisbarro7433
    @rexiedisbarro7433 Před rokem +3

    Normal people:disappointed that Harry stole Snape’s diary
    Dumbledore:disappointed that Harry doesn’t have any prunes

  • @Pitbullnamedprincess69
    @Pitbullnamedprincess69 Před 11 měsíci +2

    “What’s a bosom harry?”
    “Yeah, tell him harry!”
    *”ANOTHER PAGE”*

  • @smashman57
    @smashman57 Před 3 lety +14

    Is it weird that I can quote every entry without flaw?

  • @padarrc9279
    @padarrc9279 Před 3 lety +7

    I'm actually tempted to get a friend and "botha" someone into unconsciousness.

  • @GravityTrash
    @GravityTrash Před 3 lety +7

    Virgin NFTs vs. Chad rereleasing videos in 4K

    • @gunkymcsplunky
      @gunkymcsplunky Před 3 lety

      Neil. His name is Neil. You may call him the Chad Neil!

  • @beancate
    @beancate Před 2 lety

    you dont know how much i love these

  • @TheAnimegirl300
    @TheAnimegirl300 Před 3 lety +12

    And the memories are coming back- of me my sister and my cousin watching these and just loosing it/dying of laughter, it was the best!
    lol

  • @Eebydeeby2112
    @Eebydeeby2112 Před 4 měsíci +1

    “The worst she can say is no.”
    “I asked her to dance. She asked me to die.”

  • @MissKilljoy
    @MissKilljoy Před 2 lety +2

    I love this series so much, and the HD makes it even more awesome! Wouldn't it be funny if there were new episodes...please...

  • @DarthRushy
    @DarthRushy Před 3 lety +9

    well... it's *almost* new content

    • @snubcube
      @snubcube Před 3 lety +1

      there is an extra minute of content

  • @jas_bataille
    @jas_bataille Před 10 měsíci +2

    "When I brought her home, one devoured the other and then died of loneliness. I felt envy."
    Shakespeare had nothing on the writer Puppet Pals.

  • @livi__little1716
    @livi__little1716 Před 3 lety +6

    this is everything we need right now

  • @vonnsawicki7308
    @vonnsawicki7308 Před 3 lety +5

    “here’s a pen that i carry with me all the times” believeable

  • @keeprkyd
    @keeprkyd Před 6 měsíci +1

    Ron being referred to as Harry’s orange friend is really funny to me for some reason

  • @ignoremeplease
    @ignoremeplease Před rokem +2

    I like to believe the button is a metaphor for his happiness.
    Over the years, it has faded. Someone who was a joyous young man full of ideas and ambition now jaded and sour, destroyed by a cruel life that had given him nothing but endless torture, mental and physical, leaving him a shell of his former self. Every tear burning into his skin like a punishment for falling under the endless pressure put on him by not only others but himself. A painful existence ripping apart his life, only for him to cover his wounds with a delicately crafted mask. He wishes for nothing but one day, one hour, one minute of joy. One minute free of suffering. A soul held together with nothing but band-aids and gum, waiting to break down any second.

  • @ellaa4558
    @ellaa4558 Před 2 lety +3

    This whole video is a violent flashback to middle school and I'm here for it

  • @A_pers0n233
    @A_pers0n233 Před 2 lety +2

    “So do I, orange one. So do I…”

  • @Serkoid
    @Serkoid Před 3 lety +1

    We need a full series of this

  • @Localbisexual
    @Localbisexual Před rokem +3

    Unironically this is what my diary sounds like,,,😭😭

  • @Ryotaiku
    @Ryotaiku Před 3 lety +4

    Nice, it's even the extended version!

  • @thatbookplace2022
    @thatbookplace2022 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Snape: I asked her to dance, she asked me to die... (saddness)
    Harry: My Mum was AWESOME!!!!

  • @bloopmooop200
    @bloopmooop200 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Snape: tells a traumatizing story
    Harry: "i remember that Ron, give me five!"

  • @Junoisverysleepy
    @Junoisverysleepy Před 2 měsíci

    Over 10 years later and I’m sad to say i understand your pain now Snape puppet. I truly do 🥲

  • @HotDawgLlama
    @HotDawgLlama Před rokem +1

    "Oh look, another page."
    'Today while in the bathtub...'
    "EEEEWWWW!!!"

  • @tgproductions97
    @tgproductions97 Před rokem +4

    Ahh the internet’s weird teen years where it was still lovable. Not whatever the fuck it’s turned into in its adult years. What happened internet? You used to be cool

  • @bennycolby9748
    @bennycolby9748 Před 2 lety +3

    snape snape severus snape

  • @nataliyaarmstrong3822
    @nataliyaarmstrong3822 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Love it so good