The way dumbledore is portrayed is so accurate. Harry and friends do something that’s against the rules dumbledore made. Dumbledore gives them 1000 points to gryffindor
"Your mother is a beep beep beep-ing beep Lorem Ipsum beep beep beep beep agminiunvenium beep beep beep beep beep beep tragula- beep beep beep beep beep Hippopotamus beep beep beep beep beep republican beep beep Daniel Radcliffe beep beep beep beep with a bucket of- beep beep beep beep in a castle far away where no one can hear you beep beep beep beep beep beep beep soup- beep beep beep with a bucket of beep beep Mickey Mouse beep beep and a stick of dynamite beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Magical beep beep beeeeep ALAKAZAM."
Puppet pals is a bigger part of Harry Potter than the cursed child.
Admit it, Puppet Pals were as much as apart of the HP fandom as the actual books/movies
When I was a child, the funniest thing I had ever heard was the "Elder Swear". Now, as a man-child, it is still the funniest thing I have ever heard.
15 years later and I'm still hoping for an uncensored version.
What Harry would be like if he was raised by James
“In a castle where no one can hear you scream”
The way dumbledore is portrayed is so accurate. Harry and friends do something that’s against the rules dumbledore made. Dumbledore gives them 1000 points to gryffindor
"Hagrid's 10x the man you'll ever be!"
"Your mother is a beep beep beep-ing beep Lorem Ipsum beep beep beep beep agminiunvenium beep beep beep beep beep beep tragula- beep beep beep beep beep Hippopotamus beep beep beep beep beep republican beep beep Daniel Radcliffe beep beep beep beep with a bucket of- beep beep beep beep in a castle far away where no one can hear you beep beep beep beep beep beep beep soup- beep beep beep with a bucket of beep beep Mickey Mouse beep beep and a stick of dynamite beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Magical beep beep beeeeep ALAKAZAM."
I will never get over Neville being a butternut squash
"Voldemort's Nipple" is even funnier when you consider that Snape is a Death Eater.
"floppy-wanded dementor buggerer" hits different as an adult 😂
they really had me saying “skank” in elementary school bc i thought it was made up lmao
“Hagrids buttcrack!”
I like how Dumbledore actually makes a list of swears and shows the kiddos
i cannot believe how well these hold up fifteen years later. neil is iconic
"I don't even remember 5 minutes ago".....then the Elder Swear
"I can't even remember five minutes ago"
I came back to this after a while, and the Elder Swear STILL made me laugh like it did when I first saw it.
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