Kristen Bell's Daughter Asked Her 'Why Is Earth?'

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  • čas přidán 28. 09. 2018
  • In a matter of seconds, 'The Good Place' star Kristen Bell was on the receiving end of a barrage of deep questions from her daughter, including 'Is Santa Claus real?', 'Who made dogs?' and 'Why is Earth?'
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  • @drnitay470
    @drnitay470 Před 4 lety +1131

    "why is earth"
    normal people: haha child funny
    philosphers: *hMMmMmm*

    • @mayceehufstedler3287
      @mayceehufstedler3287 Před 4 lety +96

      "This is why people hate moral philosophy professors" -The Good Place

    • @wowitssofia
      @wowitssofia Před 4 lety +5

      Maycee Hufstedler Exactly what i was thinking

    • @chynnavindiola58
      @chynnavindiola58 Před 3 lety +4

      Mmmmm, you still believe Earth is real

    • @cisme2811
      @cisme2811 Před 3 lety +12

      Chidi gets the worst stomach ache of all time as he searches frantically for a book of philosophy on earth and his mind is boggle so hard he passes out

    • @nothingmore6603
      @nothingmore6603 Před 3 lety +4

      Chidi Anaconda...

  • @soupsgord
    @soupsgord Před 5 lety +2249

    My son at age 5 asked me “Mom, what if my eyes were clocks?”

    • @moonbeam4016
      @moonbeam4016 Před 4 lety +68

      Suparna oh my god lol kids are so random. but what if they were clocks though 🤔

    • @daemonskycloak6818
      @daemonskycloak6818 Před 4 lety +51

      Then everyone around you would know the time and you would be blind. That’s the answer I would give.

    • @hellomeisha2534
      @hellomeisha2534 Před 4 lety +4

      Hahaha 😂😂

    • @HvyMetal4Ever
      @HvyMetal4Ever Před 4 lety +22

      "Then you could always see what time it is" 🤷‍♂️

    • @YoavMoran
      @YoavMoran Před 4 lety +58

      then answer "then you'll be able to watch".

  • @roccit
    @roccit Před 5 lety +5756

    My son once asked me what I liked better, “trees, or yogurt?”

    • @JAZZnMOTION
      @JAZZnMOTION Před 5 lety +182

      And which did you choose?

    • @kinaferrante1788
      @kinaferrante1788 Před 5 lety +249

      WE NEED AN ANSWER ROCCO

    • @jjd112777
      @jjd112777 Před 5 lety +198

      Yogurt Trees are the best. I love getting lost in the froyo forests.

    • @walad123098
      @walad123098 Před 5 lety +48

      Tell us the answer don’t leave us hanging!!!

    • @MsBkene
      @MsBkene Před 5 lety +16

      if it's dairy yogurt, the question is: What do I like better, the presence of trees or eating blood and pus? Not that difficult to answer...

  • @darkcontinentschild2962
    @darkcontinentschild2962 Před 5 lety +735

    “I know it’s bad that my child threatens me, but she doesn’t have a gun”🤣🤣🤣

  • @hwren9845
    @hwren9845 Před 4 lety +492

    My 4 y/o nephew similarly asked me ""Why are we here?" recently. I thought he was asking me why we were at the store and responded accordingly but then he followed it up with, "No. Why are we here on earth?" Like... kid, I'm just giving your parents a break by taking you out to buy bread. I did not sign up for an existential crisis.

    • @o.ckidd2168
      @o.ckidd2168 Před 3 lety +5

      Lmaoo I bawled out😭😂😂😂

    • @yashas8285
      @yashas8285 Před 3 lety +11

      Damnn that kids going places

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 Před 3 lety +6

      That's like that _Everybody Loves Raymond_ episode when Ray gears up to tell Ally about the birds and bees but she asks him why God put humans on Earth and Ray, Debra, Frank and Marie are trying to figure out what to tell her and Robert's having a low-key existential crisis saying things like, "Where are we in the big scheme of things?" and saying how the fruit fly only lives for a day.

    • @Ed360x
      @Ed360x Před 3 lety +1

      this is hilarious
      xd

    • @user-qx8vo8dz2w
      @user-qx8vo8dz2w Před 3 lety

      just to suffer

  • @aryanrod
    @aryanrod Před 4 lety +368

    My niece when she was 3, after she bumped her head on table of something asked her mom "take off my head, it hurts"

    • @reniliobanda2473
      @reniliobanda2473 Před 3 lety +5

      What my 15 year old classmate said when she hurt her neck in ep class lmao

    • @Jill-ih9dq
      @Jill-ih9dq Před 3 lety +6

      _depression be like_

  • @quantumperception
    @quantumperception Před 5 lety +3459

    She is great and The Good Place is an underrated show. Smart and funny, just like her.

    • @MrAwesomebassplayer
      @MrAwesomebassplayer Před 5 lety +7

      I didn’t really care for the good place but I’m hyped as hell for the Veronica Mars revival.

    • @quantumperception
      @quantumperception Před 5 lety +47

      Brendan Mohan See I am the inverse- never cared for Veronica Mars. I look forward to every new episode of The Good Place though. I also liked House of Lies, and Party Down is on my top 5 comedies, though she was a recurring guest on that, and not party of the regular ensemble. She is a great actress though; until I saw interviews with her more recently, her performances in those 2 shows made me think that she was a condescending ice queen. Obviously, in reality she is the opposite (kind and warm). Just demonstrates her talent.

    • @TeddyKrimsony
      @TeddyKrimsony Před 5 lety +2

      how tf is she "smart" when she just said she can't do simple subtraction when she was hosting on Kimmel?

    • @quantumperception
      @quantumperception Před 5 lety +86

      First, that was probably humility. Second, there is such a thing as emotional intelligence, which she has in spades. Third, just because you don't know one thing doesn't mean that you aren't intelligent- intelligence is the capacity to learn, as opposed to knowledge, which is the storing of information. There are bio-engineers that can't fix their cars, and rocket scientists who don't know how to make a cobb salad. Just because you don't have the information at a certain point doesn't mean that you can't learn it. Assuming for a second that she wasn't being modest, and flattering Colbert about the amount of work that goes into hosting a talk show, she was obviously able to figure it out on the fly, because she rocked as a host. In the modern vernacular, "quit hating, you sorry a*s b*tch!"

    • @Iammightymeaty
      @Iammightymeaty Před 5 lety +5

      I binged both seasons on Netflix.

  • @MauroTamm
    @MauroTamm Před 5 lety +2568

    Earth is because.

  • @dominikbeitat4450
    @dominikbeitat4450 Před 5 lety +6005

    Nobody asks "How is earth?"

    • @CaddilacJoe1
      @CaddilacJoe1 Před 5 lety +21

      Why is earth is more of a deep ? Then how is earth how is earth you weigh pros an cons but why is earth can answer those pros an cons an much more through deep thought

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 Před 5 lety +13

      Warrior Son - from the Earth's perspective it's fine. We, and the damage to which we are contributing, are an almost insignificant blip.
      The Earth has seen species come and species go, seen ice ages and high-oxygen mega fauna ages.
      It'll be here long after we are gone.

    • @762x69
      @762x69 Před 5 lety +86

      I’ll do you one better.. Who is Earth?

    • @rediscoverNewark
      @rediscoverNewark Před 5 lety +22

      because we know. We're kinda in a bad place right now.

    • @user-nf3hh8kn5r
      @user-nf3hh8kn5r Před 5 lety +3

      😔

  • @catlaw1997
    @catlaw1997 Před 4 lety +192

    My 3yr old daughter tackled me in my bed while I was sleeping on my stomach and started frantically messing with my hair and I asked her, “What are you doing?” And she told me she and her sister wanted to play keep Kerplunk but her sister said “the box said they needed adult supervision so they needed to borrow the eyes in the back of my head that I use to catch them doing things they shouldn’t be doing”.

  • @roccit
    @roccit Před 5 lety +1409

    Nothing is better than her sloth meltdown on Ellen’s show. Off to watch it again.

    • @Afrimusican
      @Afrimusican Před 5 lety +26

      That. Was. Hilarious! I'll meet you at Ellen's

    • @carmenabate1458
      @carmenabate1458 Před 5 lety +1

      yup!

    • @geor1361
      @geor1361 Před 5 lety +1

      You guys NEED to watch (in case you haven't already) the one at Ellen's where she plays You Bet Your Daughter, it gets me every time! 😂🙌❤️

    • @kourtneyrenee4492
      @kourtneyrenee4492 Před 5 lety

      You should watch her reaction to game of thrones the red wedding. She's adorable

  • @h0lly_blue
    @h0lly_blue Před 5 lety +3310

    _why_ is Gamora?

    • @collardgreen
      @collardgreen Před 5 lety +100

      I will do you one better... When is Gamora?

    • @maxheadroom3839
      @maxheadroom3839 Před 5 lety +12

      HollyBlueAgitated Scrolled down and wondered how long it would take turns out not long 😉👍.

    • @eduardoarmenta9232
      @eduardoarmenta9232 Před 5 lety +17

      @Lucien Hicks No wonder their child ask those sort of questions and threatens to kill her.

    • @pichiwilla
      @pichiwilla Před 5 lety

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @valastrix
      @valastrix Před 5 lety +6

      Because Zendaya is meechee.. 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @RoniliYamin
    @RoniliYamin Před 3 lety +25

    "Who made dogs" is the underrated question here

  • @jimsvideos7201
    @jimsvideos7201 Před 5 lety +2400

    Turns out there's more to pulling a liver than to pulling a lever.

  • @ywoulduchoosetousethis
    @ywoulduchoosetousethis Před 4 lety +198

    A 4 years old boy stopped me from being a teacher by asking me who made God. I was 16 years and realized I was not as well prepared for life as I thought

    • @sarabeth641
      @sarabeth641 Před 4 lety +14

      That was one of my first questions as a child and led to my atheism. Kids say the darnedest things

    • @milkandblue
      @milkandblue Před 4 lety +9

      @@sarabeth641 I got kicked out of Sunday school for asking the same question

    • @sarabeth641
      @sarabeth641 Před 4 lety +4

      @@milkandblue Yeah my mom wasn't happy either

    • @milkandblue
      @milkandblue Před 4 lety +2

      Sara Beth 😂😂

    • @chloeeee4661
      @chloeeee4661 Před 4 lety +8

      No one made God. He is infinite. He's the beginning and the end. He has been forever. No one had to make him.

  • @larrysmith2638
    @larrysmith2638 Před 4 lety +86

    The trolley scene in season 2 is one of the funniest things I've ever watched.

    • @iminvisible5186
      @iminvisible5186 Před 4 lety

      Larry Smith I agree

    • @bhavalanche
      @bhavalanche Před 4 lety

      Ikr

    • @WaffleEBay12
      @WaffleEBay12 Před 4 lety +1

      Michael presenting the problems with the current point system to The Good Place committee was my favorite scene. Unfortunately they took some of the good parts of it out of the Netflix edit.

    • @jjettswriting1900
      @jjettswriting1900 Před 3 lety

      Michael solution to the trolley question is the best solution regardless

  • @definitelynotjim2336
    @definitelynotjim2336 Před 4 lety +68

    5 year olds: why is earth?
    10 year olds: that’s a stoopid question.
    Adults: woahhh

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 Před 4 lety +105

    Dax: I'll ask you one time: where is Earth?
    Kristen: Yeah, I'll do you one better, WHO IS EARTH?
    Daughter: I'LL DO YOU ONE BETTER, WHY IS EARTH?

  • @lavalei839
    @lavalei839 Před 4 lety +22

    5:29
    Kristen: Why is Earth?
    Subtitle: Why is AIRGT?

  • @Roll587
    @Roll587 Před 5 lety +864

    She is just so cute and wonderful

    • @maxheadroom3839
      @maxheadroom3839 Před 5 lety +3

      Steven Colbare That's not your real name use your real name like I do.

    • @maxheadroom3839
      @maxheadroom3839 Před 5 lety +1

      WisMicYal11 She is wonderfully pretty.

    • @SmugSuspenders
      @SmugSuspenders Před 5 lety +1

      Hi Max

    • @codypolar6593
      @codypolar6593 Před 5 lety +3

      @Steven Colbare - Ah, you want to pull a Kavanaugh on her

    • @maxheadroom3839
      @maxheadroom3839 Před 5 lety +2

      PutinWithAnimals Your name is illegal in most countries 😀😉👍.

  • @JoshVanDerWood
    @JoshVanDerWood Před 5 lety +335

    "Sure. That's comedy." Genius!

    • @Heylow1
      @Heylow1 Před 5 lety

      Sure, that's genius.
      Never heard that being about this show

  • @tady2002
    @tady2002 Před 5 lety +909

    She should have a talk show, a late night talk show, she'd be great at it. But seriously why are there no women in late night? I think is time.

    • @soni8995
      @soni8995 Před 5 lety +13

      I agree.👍

    • @ILoveAngie69
      @ILoveAngie69 Před 5 lety +7

      Busy Philips!! Coming soon

    • @thatjayne
      @thatjayne Před 5 lety +7

      tady2002 Joan Rivers was Johnny Carson’s permanent fill in.. but when she took a shot at her own late night show on another network.. he never spoke to her again. Her show didn’t make it.. that ended her late night career.

    • @annetteyoutube742
      @annetteyoutube742 Před 5 lety +17

      What about Chelsea Handler? Samantha Bee?

    • @Hermanastras
      @Hermanastras Před 5 lety +11

      Samantha Bee?

  • @stevewalston7089
    @stevewalston7089 Před 5 lety +1106

    "Why is earth?" sounds like a question from Trump but it somehow sounds intelligent when coming from a child

    • @jr3624
      @jr3624 Před 5 lety +2

      MAGA 2020

    • @PaigePizza
      @PaigePizza Před 5 lety +70

      because a child is more intelligent than trump

    • @OAS15
      @OAS15 Před 5 lety +18

      mm it's a pretty profound question but yeah it depends on who says it

    • @sherryo360
      @sherryo360 Před 5 lety +12

      Rich Wojehowski ...because it’s a deep question...and tRump would never think of it!

    • @sholmesbrown
      @sholmesbrown Před 5 lety +3

      Wow great joke... Try another idiot calling trump a child. Checked the metrics lately? All the media can do is whine because America is winning on economy, job numbers, trade deals. You don't have a murdering rapist apoligist in the White house. - Clintonbodycount.com -Trump is good. Watch him unedited instead of what the media shows you. He's great.

  • @Kirbylini
    @Kirbylini Před 5 lety +33

    I fell in love when she said spoiler alert.

  • @chaosdream21
    @chaosdream21 Před 5 lety +747

    How was this the first time she was on Colbert?

    • @c.james1
      @c.james1 Před 5 lety +53

      The fact she lives in LA probably doesn't help, and having young kids too doesn't help either.

    • @DaSimsNetwork
      @DaSimsNetwork Před 5 lety +17

      Not her first time on the late show either, just first for Colbert

    • @littlejoe9229
      @littlejoe9229 Před 5 lety +8

      Maybe "The Good Place" and "Parks and Recreation" being on NBC had something to do with her going on the ABC late-night comedy show? A lot of times, the people running the network are reluctant to promote shows on rival networks. Just a guess, though.

    • @Heylow1
      @Heylow1 Před 5 lety +3

      I feel like either Colbert or her should have mentioned the crazy fun times she had with his predecessor, craigy ferg
      She did like 20 appearances (watched them all) and they were so funny and wonderful together

    • @c.james1
      @c.james1 Před 5 lety +4

      @@Heylow1 Craig Ferguson was not his predecessor though....... Craig Ferguson was James Corden's predecessor. Stephen Colbert took over from David Letterman...

  • @lnkrishnan
    @lnkrishnan Před 5 lety +750

    Somebody get Neil deGrasse Tyson on the phone .. the WORLD needs to know .. "WHY. IS. EARTH?!"

    • @luckyjasonfan
      @luckyjasonfan Před 5 lety +3

      He doesn't KNOW the answer! 😏 No one does!!

    • @lnkrishnan
      @lnkrishnan Před 5 lety +1

      Drax knew the answer.. but for now, he got snapped.. we need to wait for some time.

    • @kiddykat
      @kiddykat Před 5 lety +3

      There is earth because there is water
      Simple
      🤣

    • @roboparks
      @roboparks Před 5 lety +1

      God knows. God spoke and there was earth!!!!!

    • @47and28
      @47and28 Před 5 lety

      EricGR 2Thinkerer
      yep. gravity.

  • @johnstenmark2825
    @johnstenmark2825 Před 5 lety +1660

    Stephen's crowd is so goddamn boring. They dont seem to get her humor at all. Always kills on Conan.

    • @AsheshDubey
      @AsheshDubey Před 5 lety +74

      And on Ellen too! She has amazing audience!

    • @acarlovonsexron1994
      @acarlovonsexron1994 Před 5 lety +176

      Colbert's audience seems to just be there for the political humor. I swear you could go in there and just yell TRUMP SUCKS and the place would light up. I agree with the sentiment, but I just have a hard time understanding how people just want to talk politics all day.

    • @dapeach06
      @dapeach06 Před 5 lety +35

      And especially when she was on Craig Ferguson

    • @rtelkin2194
      @rtelkin2194 Před 5 lety +1

      Conan?!?

    • @kathart8461
      @kathart8461 Před 5 lety +3

      It’s because he is not funny.

  • @lizziebanyan8468
    @lizziebanyan8468 Před 5 lety +687

    Choose one of the 10 people and scrap them for parts, they were going to die anyway and you don't need the organ that was failing in them. Yes, you guessed it, I am a janitor. Besides you need another pair of hands to help do all of those surgeries and someone to clean up afterwards.

    • @dilekben
      @dilekben Před 5 lety +5

      ♥️

    • @callmeishmael4659
      @callmeishmael4659 Před 5 lety +67

      here's the thing on that scenario vs the other: here you have 10 sick people and one healthy one. Why does the healthy one have to die in order to save 10 sick people. What did he do wrong? Stay healthy? That doesn't make sense. In the end, we all die. That's life. So here you just have to say, shit this sucks, but that's life.

    • @veronikamisikova2516
      @veronikamisikova2516 Před 5 lety +62

      Guys, honestly the follow up question doesn’t make sense - you can’t randomly stick people’s organs into different bodies! For all we know the janitor is not a suitable donor and his death wouldn’t help anyone...

    • @SidraShabbir526
      @SidraShabbir526 Před 5 lety +6

      Someone give this woman a medal 🥇

    • @mengjan8963
      @mengjan8963 Před 5 lety +1

      Genius!

  • @jaslynmora9021
    @jaslynmora9021 Před 3 lety +17

    Kristens daughter: why is earth?
    Chidi: ✨I N T E R E S T I N G✨

  • @timesink8947
    @timesink8947 Před 5 lety +477

    She is actually the most beautiful person in the world.

    • @laurenkylehines
      @laurenkylehines Před 5 lety +8

      Your very likely right about that. She's as amazing as it gets.

    • @deep1551
      @deep1551 Před 5 lety +2

      Or not

    • @SportTalkForDummies
      @SportTalkForDummies Před 5 lety +5

      Flame Beats by being funny, talented and himself?! He’s super funny in podcasts and interviews... just doesn’t translate to Hollywood movies

    • @ceceliam9014
      @ceceliam9014 Před 5 lety +5

      @@FlameOnTheBeat I used to feel the same way, but I've really warmed up to Dax. Just listen to the way he talks about Kristen, and you realize he leaves most men in the dirt when it comes to appreciating what he has. They work really well together, and clearly have a lot of fun with each other.

    • @usernameisjackie
      @usernameisjackie Před 5 lety +2

      Agreed.

  • @lirinaivima4829
    @lirinaivima4829 Před 4 lety +2

    Love to hear her talking, her voice is SO pleasant to my ears 😱

  • @Kari_B61ex
    @Kari_B61ex Před 5 lety +167

    When she was 4 my eldest daughter asked while we out for a walk. "Why do they say not to touch electricity cables on pylons, when birds are fine sitting on them?" I had no idea! This was many years before the internet and Google (my daughter is now 37) so I had to bluff and say it was because they had special feet... She believed me! I have since found out what my answer should have been.

    • @xponen
      @xponen Před 5 lety +19

      the electric only shock things that have feet planted on the ground. Those cable contain electric that want to get out of it, the pylon keep it up there, when you touch the cable the electric flows thru you to the ground. To avoid getting shock you have to wear rubber shoes & avoid touching those cables because there's some things which electric can't flow thru.

    • @EnigmaEagle
      @EnigmaEagle Před 5 lety +10

      @@xponen when it comes to the big high voltage lines, rubber shoes wouldn't be enough to protect you, in case anyone decides to go climbing one day.. don't :p

    • @NinjaDag1
      @NinjaDag1 Před 5 lety +8

      Yeah, when you don't know, just make shit up. That'll teach your kid the right way! I now wonder a little less how the US came that far.

    • @jozob
      @jozob Před 5 lety +6

      Touching two wires at once would do the trick too. Some larger birds can get killed this way. Because of that there are special guards on some pylons to prevent birds from being able to touch 2 wires at once.

    • @Jesse-cw5pv
      @Jesse-cw5pv Před 5 lety +3

      @@xponen you don't have to have your feet on the ground. If a bird touches two power lines at once it will get zapped. Difference between being grounded and having feet on the ground

  • @themripley
    @themripley Před 5 lety +24

    The first time I saw Kristen was on Craig Ferguson and instantly fell in love. Then I watched Veroncia Mars and realised she was a phenomenal actress too. It's almost annoying how lovely and talented she is.

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT Před 5 lety +245

    I was way way way too late on the Craigggggggggggggggggggg Ferguson tip. Dude was so funny and interviews were great. Also, solidified for me, the best guest/host relationship in all of talk show history (even though Coco's my favorite host ever): Kristen and Craig - match made in Heaven.

    • @Gauss6174
      @Gauss6174 Před 5 lety +23

      yeah he was the best, his show was pure chaos and fun. i miss it all the time. his best interviews was when he interviewed robin williams, those two together were absolute genius, had me laughing non stop

    • @jrburkh
      @jrburkh Před 5 lety +14

      There's a compilation of most of her appearances on his show that is four hours long, and it's great to watch because it reflects his growth as a host, and perhaps Kristen as a star. In his later years Craig was comfortable and purposefully awkward, whereas earlier in his career he was just awkward. All hosts tend to go through that period, it's just funny to see that change over the many appearances of a single guest on his show.

    • @andrewnibbi
      @andrewnibbi Před 5 lety +8

      Craig and Donald Glover was a really cute one too

    • @SmugSuspenders
      @SmugSuspenders Před 5 lety +3

      Awesome post, Conan is my fav as well xP And I was late late to discover Craig through CZcams after the show was ended. Love his interviews with audience members at the beginnings of shows, and, of course, Geoff Peterson xP

    • @SmugSuspenders
      @SmugSuspenders Před 5 lety

      Thanks for the tip, Andrew! :p Donald Glover on Craig is hilarious, especially the part where Craig says Donald must've been a bully victim xP

  • @CJayin
    @CJayin Před 5 lety +1

    I love how they upload the entire interview in one single video. Makes everything so simple.

  • @rphuntarchive1
    @rphuntarchive1 Před 5 lety +131

    Motherforking shirt!

  • @Kap00rwith2os
    @Kap00rwith2os Před 5 lety +6

    Omg I love her vibe 😄

  • @stopstalkingmegoogl
    @stopstalkingmegoogl Před 5 lety +44

    She is a National treasure and Americans have the duty and honour of protecting her.

  • @carolleepirro278
    @carolleepirro278 Před 5 lety +1

    I am so proud of you Kristen what a wonderful organization . I've been looking for somewhere to put my energy . Thank you

  • @husainmurry6429
    @husainmurry6429 Před 5 lety +250

    They cut something out at 5:54
    Colbert went from arms on the table to folded in half a second

    • @d.w.1805
      @d.w.1805 Před 5 lety +36

      Husain Murry Seems like a commercial break but they didn’t want to split this video into two parts?

    • @MH-ty7fb
      @MH-ty7fb Před 5 lety +5

      That’s also about how long it takes to do it. Breaking news, there’s dozens of people editing these shows.

    • @TheSmilodon85
      @TheSmilodon85 Před 5 lety +4

      Good catch let's you know how much of it is scripted. Goes to show on TV and CZcams we are fed with different spoons.

    • @c.james1
      @c.james1 Před 5 lety +27

      They very rarely show the whole conversation on the show, it is almost always edited.... just most of the time it is edited more seamlessly.

    • @Mawds69
      @Mawds69 Před 5 lety +15

      It's edited for time for when it's broadcast, as with any conversation you can have silences and things can fall flat. They will sometimes post unedited interviews on here and you can see how the pacing is off at times. The recent Flight Of The Concords interview is a prime example.

  • @dollybardot
    @dollybardot Před 5 lety +8

    She's so funny and incredibly smart!
    I can't believe I just discovered her!! So underrated, for real!

  • @pd6805
    @pd6805 Před 5 lety +10

    3:38 "MOM StOp EmBaRrASing mE ON TV nOW Daddy is MY FaVoRite For tHe ReSt Of yoUR liFe"

  • @roswynn5484
    @roswynn5484 Před 4 lety +1

    She is SO AWESOME and The Good Place is some of the best TV I've watched in ages.

  • @sharongeorge5449
    @sharongeorge5449 Před 5 lety +1

    Standout performance from her in "Deadwood", many years ago. Outstanding series.

  • @shariaralvi980
    @shariaralvi980 Před 5 lety +79

    Miss you, craig ferguson

    • @Zeropointill
      @Zeropointill Před 5 lety +7

      Right? His interviews with her were so good. Hell all of his interviews were awesome.

    • @rachelel9087
      @rachelel9087 Před 5 lety

      Did his show get cancelled or what? He just kind of disappeared on me!

    • @ovig8917
      @ovig8917 Před 5 lety +1

      @@rachelel9087 no he quit after some 10 years doing the show. He said he wanted to pursue other things in life

  •  Před 5 lety +5

    i love her so muchhhh

  • @jecha915
    @jecha915 Před 5 lety

    I absolutely love their conversation

  • @monikajcm5563
    @monikajcm5563 Před 5 lety +2

    “Why is Earth?” Glorious! My nieces, 3 and 6, throw these out every day. My sister & brother-in-law 🤯

  • @Proteus846
    @Proteus846 Před 5 lety +3

    No joke, she’s one of my very favorite public figures. Not only is she a talented actress and very funny, but she seems like a very wholesome and caring person of the variety our world definitely needs a lot more of.

  • @Sean.Vosler
    @Sean.Vosler Před 5 lety +582

    She doesn’t age....

  • @selispeks
    @selispeks Před 3 lety

    Okay this interview was INCREDIBLE!!!!

  • @gdind2003
    @gdind2003 Před 5 lety +2

    She is radiant and wonderful!

  • @1w3r5y7i9p
    @1w3r5y7i9p Před 4 lety +5

    My little brother when he was 5 asked me "Does water sink?"

  • @a_witcher94
    @a_witcher94 Před 5 lety +36

    I hate those hard cuts. now I want to see the uncut one ^^

  • @RoberGuerra
    @RoberGuerra Před 4 lety

    Surprisingly good interview for Colbert

  • @lukas1658
    @lukas1658 Před 5 lety

    this interview is amazing.

  • @klarastern5597
    @klarastern5597 Před 5 lety +15

    I love The Good Place...

  • @TXGirlinVA
    @TXGirlinVA Před 5 lety +4

    “strip him for parts...” 😂😂😂

  • @meganbullard87
    @meganbullard87 Před 5 lety +1

    i love her so much!! and The Good Place!

  • @andreaspedersen3952
    @andreaspedersen3952 Před 5 lety

    She is so lovely!

  • @Doomfruit
    @Doomfruit Před 5 lety +98

    “Sure, that’s comedy.”

  • @peterjohnson5564
    @peterjohnson5564 Před 5 lety +5

    Much like Drax's " Why is Gamora" 😂😂😂

  • @hessalynnemarie
    @hessalynnemarie Před 5 lety +2

    I finished both seasons of the good place in 2 days... 🙃♥️

  • @Tashuno
    @Tashuno Před 5 lety

    fantastic interview!

  • @danavictoria8923
    @danavictoria8923 Před 4 lety +3

    Honestly this audience doesn’t do her justice. I wish I were there so I could laugh so loud at everything she says. She’s just naturally hilarious

  • @nadianasrin5855
    @nadianasrin5855 Před 4 lety +13

    This reminds me of “why is gamora” if you know you know

  • @AndromedaCripps
    @AndromedaCripps Před 4 lety

    Once they got to the trolley problem it got really serious, then REALLY FUNNY XD

  • @HeiDidi92
    @HeiDidi92 Před 5 lety

    LMAO such a great interview xD

  • @magnificentfailure2390
    @magnificentfailure2390 Před 5 lety +4

    She's so cute.

  • @step30dub
    @step30dub Před 5 lety +163

    Actually that follow up question would be the one person on the track is a loved one. Like your mother or your wife maybe a child.

    • @teni711
      @teni711 Před 5 lety +23

      Then its not a hard question anymore. I'd kill ten people to save my mum. The world's overpopulated anyways

    • @lunaraydue1340
      @lunaraydue1340 Před 5 lety +61

      But do you see the contradiction there, if you would kill one person to save 10, but then change your mind when it's one person you love? That one stranger also has people who love them, a family, a life. The trolley question really ends up being about how much worth you assign to others. What if the one person was a skilled doctor on the brink of discovering the cure for cancer, and the 10 were illiterate rail workers? What if the 1 is a celebrity and the 10 are overly fanatic fans? What if the 1 is carrying a bomb with a 50% chance of going off if you hit them and killing both yourself and everyone on the trolley? The different factors you replace it with, you realize more what your own opinions are regarding the value of life and the way you view others in different circumstances.

    • @teni711
      @teni711 Před 5 lety +22

      Hmm you make a valid point but you're forgetting one vital thing. Humans are primarily social beings. In the end, the role of human existence is simply spread our seed, hence why tribalism is a huge aspect of the human existence. In other words "me and my people are more important than you and yours" regardless of whether my mother is a genius or has been in a coma for 10 years my biological imperative would be to save her. Having said that extending your point to the role of doctors and illiterates and so forth plays no such role to me within that particular situation. In the absence of a relative that then becomes a whole other question with a whole other answer. In the absence of a biological imperative my only question would be what choice eventually leads to the most amount of lives being saved. The only real dilemma would be deciding whether or not the doctors "brink of a cure" is a sure thing. If I save 10 people then 10 people will be saved for sure and if I save the doctor then millions of people MAY be saved. Only then could you really say that I am regarding value of human life to 'menial' things like one's station within the world. But you definitely made me put a bit more thought into the question.
      EDIT: in terms of the celebrity that also is a no brainer, they play no vital role to the development of the human species as a whole so burn baby burn lool... or I guess get crushed

    • @lunaraydue1340
      @lunaraydue1340 Před 5 lety +13

      Definitely, great points!! I'm not saying necessarily that assigning value is menial, and things like tribalism and bonds as you said are a very important factor. I'm mainly saying that the way in which people have attachments and make these choices are purely subjective and it can be interesting to see how answers vary. Someone with an abusive parent who they despise may choose to kill the parent, and people who are really into a certain celebrity and thinks they contribute a lot to culture may choose to save that celebrity. That's why this dilemna is so fascinating to me, because the deeper you get into it the less it's about abstract inate human morality and the more it seems to be about subjective experiences shaping one's beliefs.

    • @teni711
      @teni711 Před 5 lety +3

      Couldn't agree more. It's def a complex situation

  • @solarpixiejournals
    @solarpixiejournals Před 2 lety

    She seems so awesome, so cute, charismatic and funny.

  • @derekmajors5637
    @derekmajors5637 Před 5 lety

    She's soooooo adorable!❤❤

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 5 lety +412

    I would ASK the janitor... and if he said no, it's all on him.. the monster.

    • @a_witcher94
      @a_witcher94 Před 5 lety +21

      what if you are the janitor?

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage Před 5 lety +49

      nonameprofil Oh my... *clutches organs*

    • @animusnocturnus7131
      @animusnocturnus7131 Před 5 lety +54

      I'd say the heart failure will die first (because duh) and use their organs to safe all the other patients.

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 Před 5 lety +40

      The janitor, by keeping the hospital clean, saves more lives than the surgeon anyway.

    • @TheSmilodon85
      @TheSmilodon85 Před 5 lety +3

      No because you shallow pricks only respect the level of ppls profession.

  • @ChaMiranda21
    @ChaMiranda21 Před 5 lety +76

    THEY HAVEN'T MET BEFORE?!?!!?!! Two of the greatest minds I know in Hollywood! 😍😊

  • @Sol-uq4bw
    @Sol-uq4bw Před 5 lety

    What a wonderful person

  • @hiroshikari
    @hiroshikari Před 5 lety

    Great segment

  • @chrissabal7937
    @chrissabal7937 Před 5 lety +62

    The question points out the issue with Utilitarian Ethics, in that it is immoral to ask somebody to sacrifice everything for the sake of the group. As a third party, you can easily say "Oh yeah, killing one person is better than killing many." but then once the consent of the one must be given, it is no longer ethical.

    • @brucinski94
      @brucinski94 Před 5 lety +20

      which is the answer the show actually gives when the demon dude summons them to that scenario. He can say that he'd rather pull a lever and kill one person than not pull it and allow 5 people to die, but then when it's the surgery situation, the ethics guy suggests that the hypocratic oath makes him harming a patient intentionally impossible, so he would let the 1 live over the 5. Then the demon dude makes the ethics person have to explain this to the families waiting for the 5 to emerge.
      AKA there is no moral absolutism in theory and everything is situation dependent. It's easy to watch a scenario and make declarations about what is right than it is to live the scenario

    • @AusExplorer
      @AusExplorer Před 5 lety +3

      except that with 10 patients you'd just wait for the first to die and strip that one for parts, since they all had different organ failures.

    • @amberc5993
      @amberc5993 Před 5 lety +3

      This is why everyone hates moral philosophy professors.

    • @cetkat
      @cetkat Před 5 lety +1

      Or you just realize that sometimes the right choice doesn't mean it was ethical or good. Sometimes you're just left with bad choices, and you have to go with the least worst option.

  • @hammadali594
    @hammadali594 Před 5 lety +34

    Why is Gamora?

  • @jivesideproductions
    @jivesideproductions Před 5 lety +1

    THE GOOD PLACE IS EXCELLENT! so excited it’s back 🤘

  • @erin9868
    @erin9868 Před 5 lety

    I just love her so much

  • @rasnac
    @rasnac Před 5 lety +8

    Bell is the best.

  • @previouslyachimp
    @previouslyachimp Před 5 lety +54

    There seems to be a common misunderstanding in some of the comments here. These philosophical questions are not meant to be taken literally, they are constrained hypothetical scenarios, the purpose of which is to get you to challenge assumptions about ethical positions, or the value of life etc. Real life situations have so many variables that it can be difficult to home in on the foundational truths, because we get lost arguing over trivial, peripheral aspects. The simplified philosophy questions attempt to strip away all of the inconsequential aspects, so you can truly find out what you fundamentally believe. They are not the same as a riddle, where you attempt to get around the constraints to find the answer, it's more a way to highlight that there is no right answer, no absolute certainty. In life, we may often find ourselves between a rock and a hard place, but if you've spend some time considering the difficult questions that philosophy presents, you are more likely to truly know yourself, and be more content with the choices you make.

    • @chriskunselman7953
      @chriskunselman7953 Před 5 lety +5

      Stop being logical and coherent on a CZcams comment thread, you're making the rest of us look bad.

    • @previouslyachimp
      @previouslyachimp Před 5 lety +2

      @chris kunselman - My profuse apologies Chris, I couldn't help myself. I'm going to stand in the corner and think about what I've done!

    • @chriskunselman7953
      @chriskunselman7953 Před 5 lety +1

      It will be up to society to decide when you've done your penance but just try to keep that big brain in your pants. Remember "Galapagos", over-developed neocortex just leads to more problems. Be stupid, be part of the solution. Cheers.

    • @previouslyachimp
      @previouslyachimp Před 5 lety

      @chris kunselman - I hope one day to visit the Galapagos, to see Darwin's finches, the marine iguanas, and...oh shit shit, I've started again! Erm, erm, farts are really funny, I like boobies! Please forgive me. :(

    • @chriskunselman7953
      @chriskunselman7953 Před 5 lety +1

      That's ok, I think you're NOT getting it now. Besides I'm sure you meant "Dagwood's Inches", the infamous Blondie Tijuana Bible.

  • @satish8299
    @satish8299 Před 5 lety

    i am so happy his beart is off. handssome and young again. Thanks the best host, youare doing a good service to the public.

  • @apantripura9364
    @apantripura9364 Před 5 lety

    She is wonderfull i love her...

  • @adrienconverset6571
    @adrienconverset6571 Před 5 lety +6

    Just like I can't see Cobie Smulders in Avengers without asking myself wtf is Robin Scherbatzky doing here, I can't see Kristen Bell without asking myself wtf is Veronica Mars doing here.
    Anyone else has seen Frozen and been like "Anna ... I know that voice ... OMG IT WAS VERONICA MARS ALL ALONG !"

  • @Macaronee78
    @Macaronee78 Před 5 lety +20

    The janitor thing doesn’t work because of blood type. How do you know the janitors organs won’t be rejected?

    • @ryiro9611
      @ryiro9611 Před 5 lety +5

      Its not a technical question, for all intensive purposes, everyone in the hospital has same bloodtype and there's 0 change of organ rejection. Anyway i wouldn't kill the janitor, i'd wait for 1 person to die and use their organ to save all others

    • @nmcclymont
      @nmcclymont Před 4 lety

      Ryiro- I make typos all the time, so no shade, this comment is a PSA. The phrase is, "for all intents and purposes" not "intensive"...
      Back to the philosophy question about the surgeon. Nothing was said about the following, all of which must be true for the question to work at all on the planet we currently occupy: (a) complex organ transplant surgeries would need to be one man jobs, (b) phones & computers/the internet would have to stop working without electricity going out, (c) the ten people would have to have perfectly staggered urgency commensurate with the timing of the more urgent procedures ahead of them AND the surgeon would have to instantly know what that orcer and timing would be AND not get stressed out by the low bandwidth, (d) all other humans anywhere nearby would have to be dead or AWOL...you do realize transplanted organs are only rarely in the same hospital to begin with, right? They are flown in/delivered by car from a service...& (e) all of the people in the hospital, except maybe the surgeon, would not only have to be the same blood type but they would have to match in ither ways like body size.

  • @GannaLavrova
    @GannaLavrova Před 5 lety

    love her!

  • @cheese8046
    @cheese8046 Před 4 lety +2

    Her child story had me dying 🤣

  • @samsmusichub
    @samsmusichub Před 4 lety +7

    My kid once asked me, "Where did I come from?"
    I don't have a kid, so I said, "My imagination."

  • @doro626
    @doro626 Před 5 lety +4

    "I'm gonna ask you this one time, where is Earth?"
    "Yeah, I'll do you one better, who is Earth?"
    "I'll do YOU one better, why is Earth?"

  • @SAMZIRRA
    @SAMZIRRA Před 5 lety

    I just started watching Veronica Mars yesterday. Mrs. Bell is so incredible. She oozes talent.

  • @Lauren-ou9vi
    @Lauren-ou9vi Před 4 lety

    I just love her, she’s great

  • @dnice374
    @dnice374 Před 5 lety +75

    Because Colbeard wished Earth into existence on the seventh day, little one.

    • @sint0xicateme
      @sint0xicateme Před 5 lety +12

      More like Middle Earth, amIright?

    • @mkely9032
      @mkely9032 Před 5 lety +1

      And Zeus had a rest on the 8th day. These fairy stories really do persist.

  • @VarsshaC
    @VarsshaC Před 5 lety +12

    I miss Stephen's beard.

  • @jesperjee
    @jesperjee Před 5 lety

    Her smile is perfect

  • @LampWaters
    @LampWaters Před 5 lety

    Ur so awesome Kristen.

  • @argentinamamii92
    @argentinamamii92 Před 5 lety +7

    Thank you Kristen.. I paused the video at "SPOILER ALERT!" I appreciate you *DJ Khaled voice*

    • @ChitoBandito6
      @ChitoBandito6 Před 5 lety

      Alas, I was too slow to react. 😭

    • @nsnsqwerty
      @nsnsqwerty Před 5 lety

      i didn't. REGRET :(

    • @linnychern
      @linnychern Před 5 lety

      Ya I’m quite sad cause I’m watching it now. I can’t believe he announced the spoiler like that :( as a tele host seriously?

  • @seanbean4682
    @seanbean4682 Před 5 lety +16

    No, you don't kill the janitor. If you're a surgeon who's more concerned with success than murdering innocent people, most likely because you work at an understaffed hospital, then you're a psychotic murderer.
    You'd do what you can, but it's not the surgeons fault or responsibility to compensate for 911 dispatchers, EMTs, and hospital staff as an excuse to murder someone that didn't volunteer their organs.
    Also, the janitor wouldn't be a match for them all. They would all die painful deaths.

    • @KTGetc
      @KTGetc Před 5 lety +7

      Also, if this crazy nightmare hospital doesn't have the life support systems to keep the patients alive until appropriate donors are found, it's not going to be able to support them post-op or if their bodies reject the organs. In this scenario those patients with failing organs are going to die. Let the janitor live.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 Před 5 lety

      The obvious answer is to take organs from half the group and use them to save the other half.
      That way you also still have the janitor to help you clean up afterwards.

    • @joshs7160
      @joshs7160 Před 5 lety +1

      The Janitor can save all 10 of them, these aren't supposed to be realistic scenarios, just like the surgeon having a 100% success rate. There's no right answer either, these hypotheticals are just designed to make you think about the moral dilemmas and your own ideas of what is ethical.

  • @coomsicle
    @coomsicle Před 5 lety

    25 years old and i still have a hard time with that question. Smart kid

  • @nataliesurinova6812
    @nataliesurinova6812 Před 5 lety +2

    "does anyone wanna go in the pool"
    😂😂😂💀