Red Dwarf: Top 10 Moments
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- čas přidán 19. 04. 2012
- A compilation of my 10 favourite moments from Red Dwarf, This is my first video so please don't be too harsh :D. I do not own Red Dwarf (obviously)this video was done purely for entertainment, all rights go to BBC.
- Komedie
"Sir they've taken Mr Rimmer!"
"Quick, let's get out of here before they bring him back!"
Hahahaha!
CAT: 100% successful trip!
KRYTEN: They've taken Mr Rimmer!
CAT: All in all, 100% successful trip!
Classic 👍👍👍👍
Rimmer: Step up to red alert!
Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
You'd never hear that in Star Trek 😂
Such a British joke.
My favourite line was "I've come to regard you ... As people I met"
"Brown alert, brown alert" - "There's no such thing as brown alert." - "There soon will be, and don't say I didn't alert you!"
I Cosplayed Arnold Rimmer and Mr Flibble a few years ago, i was so shocked how many people realised who I was cosplaying.
I just found a great earring to be the Cat online, but I have dreadlocks, so I'm extremely torn on who I should be.
@@gene7836 dye them white and go as duane dibbley.
@@marcelmoreau2733 😂
Why? Rimmers uniform pretty remember.
Man, that’s pretty damned hardcore. :D
**Cat:**What, am I the only sane one here? Why don't we drop the defensive shields?
**Kryten:**A superlative suggestion, sir, with just two minor flaws. One: we don't have any defensive shields. And two: we don't have any defensive shields. Now I realise that, technically speaking, that's only one flaw; but I thought it was such a big one, it was worth mentioning twice.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Good Point, Well Made.
Rimmer : Step up to red alert. Kryten : Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
Cat: All in all 100% successful trip!
Kryten: Sir we lost Mr. Rimmer
Cat: All in all 100% successful trip!
Kryten: Sir, you lost Starbucks in a poker game?
Lister: Relax man, there is an upside.
Kryten: How can there possibly be an upside?
Lister: I lost Rimmer too.
*starbug
though that would be bad as well
Kryten: They've taken Mr. Rimmer! Sir, they've taken Mr. Rimmer!
Cat: Good, let's get outta here before they bring him back!
Damnit, I just laughed out loud in public.
There ain't no top ten moments to this show. The entire series was great.
Oath
This is the line of lines init!!!
Kachinski was in the very first episode though but yeah, you're right
fucking poles
Was being the operative word.
Joshua Grahm accept back to earth
Lister - "Rimmer's dad's died."
Cat - "Well I prefer chicken."
Classic scene. Oh well, atleast "he died peacefully in his Jeep" :(
“I like a pissle ….? ..I am pleased! I’m pleased to inform you your farther is dad”
I'm convinced one reason my kids today are so highly intelligent and well balanced adults
was as kids they watched every episode of Red Dwarf weekly all through their formative years.
So did my son. He was brought up watching this and has a huge collection. I also converted one boyfriend and a husband! 😂 oh and my son has an IQ of 132, all from watching Red Dwarf I like to think!
"I'd sleep with Betty but I'd be thinking about Wilma".....the best line ever
lol
As a young lesbian, I had such a crush on both of them XD
@Succession Of Sesmets Betty's up for it. Trust me, I know.
@Succession Of Sesmets thank God for that. I thought I was going strange
This was the first scene I viewed.
Choosing a top ten best bits of Red Dwarf is like choosing which dollar of your lottery winning is the best one. You have to watch the complete thing (which, strangely, I have on DVD).
Why is it strange??
I got the complete old seasons on DVD about 4 years ago, girlfriend moaned at me etc" why are you buying DVDs ". Then netflix remove it...
Who's laughing now?
This is missing the best scene. The one where Dave gets release from Cryostasis.
Holly: He's dead Dave, everybody's dead, everybody is dead Dave.
What about Kochanski?
Wish I’d never let him out in the first place.
"Wait, are you telling me everybody's dead?"
would have to agree, Everybody's dead #1
Not Chen!?
Peterson--what about Peterson?
My favourite scene was in legion where Rimmer mistakes the light switch for art. Cracks me up to this day.
+Cherie Grant one of the best episodes! at least for me.
+Cherie Grant rimmer: so i couldnt buy it then?Legion: no i need it to turn the lights on and off! lol.
"Cmon lads, we need to figure out a way to get outta this HELL hole! Cat? Pass me the Champagne. Kryten? Hand me some Caviar."
Great episode with a lot of good scenes, defo!
He didn't mistake it for art they wanted to look as if they were very into the very abstract pieces of art
I need it to turn the light on and off...
Wait a minute, they're bringing somebody out.
They're tying him to the stake.
It's Winnie the Pooh!
evrbody “He’s refusin’ the blindfold!”
*Gunshots*
I was waiting on that one.
@@EditorOfSL Kah-Bam!.......No one should EVER have to see that.............
You cannot lock out the devil
Ten reasons why Red Dwarf is legendary. A show that should not work but actually does work. And not just work but be an absolute masterpiece of comedy
I will never forget the queeg/holly reveal. The best twist in tv EVER!:)
Traski Traskola be thankful for what you’ve got because I’m the next best thing to infullable
It was awesome :) Watched it first time around, no internet spoiler, just watch the episode. Laughed my socks off at the end.
The Norweb Federation was up there too😄
Yeah first time I saw it they totally got me. I thought it was for real.
“Today’s fish is trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal.
Fish
Today’s fish is trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal.
Fish
Today’s fish is trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal.
Fish
Today’s fish is trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal.
Fish
Today’s fish is trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal.
I will.”
Me literally anytime I order fish, or even see fish on the menu. And was first thing I thought missing from list.
Kryten, what do we call Rimmer?
He's a smeee
He's a smeeeeeeeeee
He's a smeeeeeee heeeeeeeee
"You taught him that? That's terrific!"
my fav scene of the show
"IVE SEEN HER NAKED" I love Kryten's voice during that xD
My number 1 would be from White hole when cat repeatedly says "so what is it?" and "only joking"
my fave line in red dwarf 'someone who badly needed a pen' (from psirens series 6).
Try watching that episode stoned!
I always laugh when Lister says "oh someone punch him out!". 😂
I thought this was going to be the clip titled"what is it" in this video
One of the greatest shows of all time. Twenty five years after I initially began to watch it on Georgia Public Broadcasting it still makes me so happy to see these guys.
“ you want ketchup. You want ketchup on lobster” *krytens Head explodes*
This is me cooking for my father.
One of my all time favorite episodes, I still quote it today
Brown!
It's not like I've got no class
My favorite moments from Red Dwarf are both from Parallel Universe.
1) The morning after when Rimmer teases Lister about possibly being pregnant.
2) When they do the pregnancy test and Rimmer says 'come on you reds!' and 'I'm going to be an uncle'.
the rimmer experience was one of my fav moments XD
And the kiss from that episode😄
That gave me nightmares, dealing with one of that smeghead is hard enough, but dealing with that many, truly horrifying.
#9 is especially funny because in the first or second season, Rimmer told Lister "You can't just thwack death on the head"
The 'frying pantheist' line was good.
my fave.
For one Halloween one of my friends came to the bar dressed as Rimmer with Mr Flibble! It was the most epic thing ever!
Are you friends with @Kris Bayley?
This was such an excellent programme. I have never been able to take anyone called Dwayne seriously since that episode though. The name just makes me grin still.
Mr. Flibble is very cross
My favorite of all time was Cat ordering fish.
Fish!
One...Two...Three...Four... Five.
I like him eating the chicken merango
@@mav_114 Todays fish is Trout a la Creme
Peter Badger enjoy your meal!
I have a medium sized fireaxe buried in my spinal column sir - the greatest moment in Red Dwarf for me. (I like "I'm almost annoyed" from Psirens too)
"Top 10 lists are banned under Space Corps Directive 14637" "14637: No member of the Space Corps may carry more than 14 pornographic magazines onto the shuttle for shore leave?"
That's amazing
The final gag in "Backwards" - Where's Cat?.... Oh he had to...you know, go in the bushes.......Oh, hell, no. We gotta stop him...Quick! (Cat, standing bolt upright, all his hair on end with VERY surprised look on his face.) Don't nobody say nothing...Ever.
Rimmer: Now this 3-dimensional sculpture in particular is exquisite. Its simplicity, its bold, stark lines. Pray, what do you call it?
Legion: The light switch.
I used to obsessed with the song Tongue tied. Haha.
MediEvilFan 147, it's my ringtone
It's so damn catchy :)
MediEvilFan 147 I am still obsessed with it.
Back at the start of Red dwarf Danny was actually a dancer, as tongue tied shows.
I'm deeply proud that after not seeing the show for about two years I was singing it with no issues. The most random shit you remember.
"... and definitely, NO SMEGGIN' FLAPJACKS!"😆 That get me everytime...
Lister - "You OK man?
Kryten - "I'm fine thank you Susan".
I remember when Star Trek voyager first came out, it’s a spaceship lost millions of miles from earth with a holographic character. Me and my mates just looked at each other and went ‘that’s red dwarf then’
I still reckon Kryten was inspired by Data. In fact one of the jokes in the show kind of hammers that in, when Kryten says to Lister "is this the human value you call friendship?" and Lister responds with "Don't give me this Star Trek crap Kryten, it's too early in the morning!"
Oh! The Cat having to tolerate a _terrible_ sense of fashion! That's a _masterful_ performance! 😆
"They've taken Mister Rimmer! Sirs, they've taken Mister Rimmer!"
"Quick! Lets get out of here before they bring him back."
Red Dwarf was genius. Hard to believe I was watching it all those years ago in GB.
Still going strong, miladdo.
@@ProfessorHeavyTF2 Apart from the damn coronation street one. That was shite.
It was CB
The "Backwards" episode where Cat needs to do his business in the bush. I'm surprised that didn't make the list. :)
I agree i luv that episode lol
土萠ほたる I love the bit where Kryten says 'only yesterday a robber forced £50 into my wallet'
Z SB I know. Absolutely hilarious! I hope all sorts of criminals hand me money but fruitless if have salespeople mugging my things and handing me more currency in exchange.
Lol
Don’t ask
we can't possibly do that, who'd clean up the mess
"But sir it does mean changing the bulb" cracks me up all the time
The best scene ever ... IT WAS KRYTEN TALKING TO THE 3 GIRL SKELETONS.
I did not realize how much of my humor came from this show. Amazing
love this series, grew up watching it as a kid with my old man, still love it now, best scifi-comedy series to date
Omg, I loved Red Dwarf. Miss it so much!
so many memories and still makes me laugh
Season XI started a few weeks ago.
You can watch it on Dave.
Went down hill when the writing partnership split.
I don't remember the quote but for me, the best Red Dwarf scene, at least early on is when they're on Wax World and Rimmer is giving his battle plan about the attack "Under cover of daylight!"
Rimmer: Go to red alert.
Kryten: are you absolutely sure sir? It does mean changing the bulb.
Best line ever.
Kryten: careful sir, this wormhole is about as stable as an italian taxi driver stuck behind two priests in a skoda.
My favourite episode is Gumshoe of the apocalypse, genius.
There's a special place in my heart for Red Dwarf, I feel like I'm part of the crew. A Happy ending for Lister and the gang, I hope he finds Kochanski somewhere in space and time. Ill miss it alot regardless.
Series XI has just finished in the UK. Series XII is out next year.
From unpromising starts, Red Dwarf went on to be the highest calibre of British classic comedy. It almost doesn't need to do more. The modern episodes are almost like new AC/DC albums: nobody necessarily needs them, but we have overwhelming warmth towards them still being around.
"Sorry, matey, but only the good die young!"
I like the cat hitting the simulent with the shovel
Not bad. Mine would be;
1. Tongue tied
2. Rimmer's speech and Lister collecting his guitar at the end of 'Marooned'
3. C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S from 'Polymorph'
4. "Shoot him in the back" from 'Justice World'
5. "You make love like a Japanese meal" from 'Holoship'
6. QUEEG
7. " But I was only gone 5 minutes" from 'Kryten'
8. Rimmer confronting Huzden in 'Last Day'
9. Rimmer inspecting his troops min 'Wax World'
10. Any speech by Confidence in 'Confidence and Paranoia'
that episode is called meltdown not wax world
Marooned was one of the best episodes. "Now I know why dogs lick their testicles".
@lastgunstar: "Its to take away the taste of the food!"
The ending scene from Backwards?
"what do you mean you 'killed him cha cha cha'???!!"
One of them magical moments in tv history were the writing and casting was perfect
Listen. Does anyone hear anything?
Precisely. No-one can hear anything.
And you know why we can't hear anything?
Because there are no sounds to hear.
Yep. Classic quote!
And the rain fell over his halls with no one left to hear.
I absolutely LOVE the scene where Rimmer nads the Grim Reaper, what a classic!
This is still one of the best comedy shows I’ve seen. I love it
A good compilation. It's Red Dwarf, it's ALL good! I personally would have put the scene where Kryten is trying to remove the Polymorph (in underwear form) from Lister. For compilations, I like 30 second bits. "Engage panic circuits...panic circuits engaged...BWWWWAAAH!" is something I can watch over and over!
#1 typing about the tarantula
Don't you mean a taranshula?
Lister to Red Dwarf; we have in our midst a complete smegpot...
I'm from the U.S. of dysfunctional America 🇺🇸 and I used to watch Red Dwarf all through the 90s and was a huge fan. Thanks for the internet we can still watch and enjoy Red Dwarf which is a gem of a show.
I remember being obsessed with this show from 1989-1991 approximately. It used to air on PBS in USA. I found the book that gave the backstory at a garage sale or resale store. My obsession faded, but for some weird reason, the whole Red Dwarf thing popped back in my head. Would be a good binge.
There are 4 great books the TV is based on that go into great detail.
My favourite part is either the whole "well it probably is deja vu it sounds like it" scene or GAZPACHO SOUP DAY
"souper"
Piping hot gazpacho soup
"You taught him that? That's terrific! you two should audition for 'what's my fruit"
Given that god is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a cheese and ham bramble?
No, I'll have a human & cheese bramble, please, cheers mate(;)
'Bramble'? Do you mean Breville?
*well really I just want to eat human flesh. Tit 4 tat as they say(:)*
ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI!!!!!!
Aussie here, who had adored this show for so long, but Mr Flibble scared me even though I was an adult. Still does! One of the best British comedies of all time and my absolute favourite!! Long live The Dwarf!!
Some great moments there. I do enjoy the Dave and Cat Wilma Flintstone conversation.
Same
" Ahhh , I think that indicates the luck virus has worn off "
how can you have a top ten Red Dwarf Moments and leave out Ace Rimmer?
And that scene where lister is passed out in the hall, and Cat smacks the table pretending to get up and follow Rimmer only to sit back down and keep eating, I love that so much, it's got to be one of the most original gags I've ever seen. I keep that in my pocket to employ on someone who tells me I have to come with them for some reason they are excited about.
You remember what episode that’s from?
The Rimmer experience and also when Lister is in medi bay and Kryten starts shouting in German are my favourite moments.
Red Dwarf, the one show that can scare you with a man in a dress and a hand puppet
Not a bad compilation, but I'd be hard pressed to put together a top 25. So many great moments in this show.
For Me #1 is In Series 5 Holoship Kryten - Sirs they've taken Mr Rimmer!
Cat - Quick lets get outta here before they bring him back! xD still so funny
ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI
I loved that part. Haha. The cat's my favorite. XD
MediEvilFan 147 MediEvil FTW!!
Cat "All in all a 100% successful trip"
Kryten "But Sir we lost Mr Rimmer"
Cat "All in all a 100% successful trip"
My number 1 is this from Holoship
[Lister is mocking a hologram who has just insulted the crew]
Lister: Lister to Red Dwarf, we have in our midst a complete smegpot. Brains in the anal region. Chin, absent presumed missing. Genitalia, small and inoffensive. Of no value or interest whatsoever.
Commander Binks: Binks to Enlightenment. Evidence of primitive humour. The human displays knowledge of satire and imitation. With patient tuition, could perhaps master simple tasks.
Lister: Lister to Red Dwarf. Displays evidence of spoiling for a rumble. Seems unable to grasp simple threats. With careful pummeling, could be sucking tomorrow's lunch through a straw.
Commander Binks: Binks to Enlightenment. The human seems to be under the delusion that he is somehow capable of bestowing physical violence to a hologram.
Lister: Lister to Red Dwarf. The intruder seems blissfully unaware that we have a fairly sturdy holowhip in the Munitions cabinet.
[Binks looks scared]
Lister: And unless he wants his derriere minced like burger meat, he'd better become history in the next two seconds flat.
The best show ever made got to love Ace, what a guy.
Talkie toaster best comic creation I think I’ve seen
My internal nostalgia-ometer tripped for Red Dwarf recently, it's great seeing some of these moments again. Thanks for the upload 👍
Smoke me a kipper.....
Stroke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas.
I saw this and I slammed the like button.
I’ll be back for breakfast 😂
I'll be back for Christmas!
What a guy
I personally have so many parts I love from it I cant list then all. Nearly every episode has something hilarious in it 😂 but one of my faves just has to be the scene in season 7 when Cat makes the ingenious idea of disguising as the Dibley family 🤣🤓 I also love the classics like "it's a banana" and "Fish!" and "everybody's dead Dave." Red dwarf is the best XD
Another moment to add to the list / comment section:
In "Justice" when lister and barbera bellini are fighting at the end and cat comes in with the shovel
Tounge tied is either the funniest thing I've ever seen, or the scariest.. I've still yet to decide!
The kiss scene was hilarious.
One of my favourite moments is in season 4 in the Camille episodes when the Cat meets Camille and finds out he is the object of his desire.
Such a great show, love the relationship between Kryten and Lister. I would put Ace Rimmer in the top 10 along with Tikka to Ride, knocking Lee Harvey Oswald out the window when they went back in time!
why can I imagine them all cracking up at the mr fibble scene 😂😂😂
grew up with red dwarf, I love this thank you, you're amazing!
We're from the Red Dwarf generation and don't let any smegger tell you otherwise!
I loved the Polymorph episode with Dave's shrinking shorts and Kryten helps take them off. I thought I'd die of laughter.
how did the Arnold Rimmer song not make it on there!
Cos hes a smeghead😂
bird man. why do they call you birdman? cos he really likes custard! why do ya think? I quite like that one. also like the scene where Lister comes up with the elaborate plan in the cell to escape using a pulley system going into specific details only for kryten to say "or we could use the teleporter sir"
Tarantula typing scene is No. 1 for me
Kryten getting all jealous and whinny was one of the lows of Red Dwarf.
"That's better. Maybe now I can WIN SELF-DETERMINATION FOR THE SOUTH MOLDAVIAN PEOPLE!"
I'll take two and a half badgers please!
@@KumanoMTG no I'll eat them here
Brilliant reminiscing, can;t agree with the order, but who agrees on everything!! Cheers for an awesome 15 mins
"They're all dead, Dave" and the Arnold Rimmer song 😁
The look on Lister & Rimmers face during Backwards World when Cat takes a poop :-)
The first scene that really made me laugh out loud was when Confidence unwisely took off his helmet in space and blew up. 😁
DON'T eyeball me Ghandi!
Hahahaha!
I nearly fell out of bed when I read that :)
Rimmer surfing the alligator...
what a guy!!!!