9lokknine Cooks A Brick | Follow My Recipe™

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  • čas přidán 5. 12. 2019
  • Follow My Recipe™ is a new, original miniseries created by the CinematicTV team where we film rap artists making their favorite homemade meal, so you can make it too! On this episode watch 9lokknine walk us through how to make a Brick.
    Ingredients:
    Cheetos
    Ramen Noodles
    Slim Jim
    Pickles
    Steps:
    Break Down Cheetos
    Break Down Noodles
    Slice Slim Jim
    Dice Pickles
    Mix All Ingredients In a Bowl
    Add Ramen Seasoning
    Place Ingredients In Cheetos Bag
    Bring Water To Boil
    Add Water To Bag
    Let Cook For 5 Minutes
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    Shot and Edited by Jochi Saca, Josh Gutierrez, and Jonathan Astacio
    Producer: Adam Sarraga
    Associate Producer: Ricky Zanders
    Creative Producer: Jonathan Astacio
    Executive Producer: Jonny Shipes
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  • @jonathansmith7065
    @jonathansmith7065 Před 4 lety +823

    "Next step is hot water, I prefer boiling"
    -9lockknine

    • @Tr3y614
      @Tr3y614 Před 4 lety

      Jonathan Smith 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @zonashi8645
      @zonashi8645 Před 4 lety

      Lmaooo!!!!!

    • @lilwaynecarter6107
      @lilwaynecarter6107 Před 4 lety +1

      😂😂😂

    • @genesisthegoat1142
      @genesisthegoat1142 Před 4 lety +3

      Jonathan Smith how’s it funny

    • @jonathansmith7065
      @jonathansmith7065 Před 4 lety +15

      @@genesisthegoat1142 🤦‍♂️Ok.......I will explain it to you. Nobody's preference is boiling water! Cooking instructions will either call for the water to be boiling.........or not! Kinda of like saying, next step calls for cold water, I prefer frozen......is this making any sense?🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @crowbarowen
    @crowbarowen Před 4 lety +2275

    Every ingredient is just followed up by “it doesn’t really matter you could use something else” lmao.

    • @blissfullostinheavenlyhell193
      @blissfullostinheavenlyhell193 Před 4 lety +85

      You can make a spread with litterally anything that's why he said that. It's jail food but it's vary good.

    • @TheeMayajayy
      @TheeMayajayy Před 4 lety +59

      Bc it’s a jail meal. Gotta work w what you have. Lol

    • @OSOMIAJOSKI
      @OSOMIAJOSKI Před 4 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @canbobbyshatgetsubscribers
      @canbobbyshatgetsubscribers Před 4 lety +6

      Who gonna boil that water for you? And who will spend money on you? In jail unless your on death sentance

    • @crowbarowen
      @crowbarowen Před 4 lety +1

      Ruben Alaniz I’m gonna make a health food version with kale chips and beyond meat

  • @shyahdonn9750
    @shyahdonn9750 Před 4 lety +3129

    If “We got food at home” was a person

  • @lisawheeler1987
    @lisawheeler1987 Před 3 lety +96

    Nobody:
    Jailhouse Brick:
    9lokknine: “that bih lock”

  • @boof9r588
    @boof9r588 Před 4 lety +3428

    they makin him cutting a slim jim look like gordon ramsey

  • @yhuplol4845
    @yhuplol4845 Před 4 lety +2351

    i saw cook a brick and immediately thought “yo ass going to jail”

  • @projectx304
    @projectx304 Před 4 lety +1500

    This isn't a recipe everytime he adds something he says "u can put whatever u want" 😂

    • @rodgermaxon2056
      @rodgermaxon2056 Před 4 lety +15

      This should be first comment 😂😂😂😭😂

    • @harrypottersucks12
      @harrypottersucks12 Před 4 lety +184

      Dude said “Pickles or hot sauce it don’t matter” like nigga what?? 😂😂

    • @StringerBell92
      @StringerBell92 Před 4 lety

      ValleyRiverBoss 😂😂😂

    • @trinibarb86
      @trinibarb86 Před 4 lety +3

      projectx 😭😭😭

    • @mulabanks689
      @mulabanks689 Před 4 lety +40

      @@harrypottersucks12 he said hot sausage, the caption was wrong

  • @vaee2xx970
    @vaee2xx970 Před 4 lety +201

    Him : “Nek stewp u neada pouw sum wahta inna nowdle”

    • @br7ye
      @br7ye Před 4 lety +10

      “De shii luuc”

    • @Flyingsandwiches-nr1zc
      @Flyingsandwiches-nr1zc Před 3 lety +3

      LMAO 😂😂. I don't know how I'm reading this but it is funny asf.

    • @trippie_fabio3181
      @trippie_fabio3181 Před 3 lety +9

      dat southern florida lingo jit

    • @princejaxisblack8789
      @princejaxisblack8789 Před 3 lety

      @@trippie_fabio3181 he not even frm South Florida, he from Central FL, specifically Orlando lmao

    • @trippie_fabio3181
      @trippie_fabio3181 Před 3 lety

      @@princejaxisblack8789 by southern florida i meant orlando aswell although I was incorrect, yes you are right he is from orlando

  • @dontdodrugs7604
    @dontdodrugs7604 Před 4 lety +2041

    this whole vid summed up is when your mom says we got food at home

  • @bigkay8301
    @bigkay8301 Před 4 lety +5716

    When your friend fresh outta jail says he has the snacks for the party

  • @wavesurferbeats2183
    @wavesurferbeats2183 Před 4 lety +51

    0:00 '' Wuuh Good, Di Glackkneein, today im kukingg briiik ''

  • @jerrymyers534
    @jerrymyers534 Před 4 lety +937

    That man took a boiling hot bowl out of the microwave with his hands... Where you learn to do that at???

    • @ciaranwright4361
      @ciaranwright4361 Před 4 lety +138

      @Pepe Sylvia glass heats up in the microwave are you serious

    • @okaminoxans3491
      @okaminoxans3491 Před 4 lety +85

      @Pepe Sylvia Man if you put water in a glass bowl and put it in the microwave long enough for it to boil that shit is gonna be hot

    • @senekkaambeau2550
      @senekkaambeau2550 Před 4 lety +57

      Pepe Sylvia what dumbass told you that lie😭

    • @connermcmahan5528
      @connermcmahan5528 Před 4 lety

      ???????????

    • @dis_sucks9633
      @dis_sucks9633 Před 4 lety +1

      look closely he has towels between his hands and the bowl

  • @Aye_itsju
    @Aye_itsju Před 4 lety +2063

    “You need some hot hot water. I prefer you boil it.” Lmao i dont know why but i died😂😭

    • @zaqannapash7504
      @zaqannapash7504 Před 4 lety +62

      He was correct... Boiling water is hot, but hot water doesn't necessarily mean boiling water.....

    • @jerrywright6137
      @jerrywright6137 Před 4 lety +7

      @@zaqannapash7504 no but hot hot water is boiling water.. Just hot water might not be boiling but hot hot water is

    • @zaqannapash7504
      @zaqannapash7504 Před 4 lety

      ​@@libratny Then explain to me the joke?

    • @zaqannapash7504
      @zaqannapash7504 Před 4 lety +3

      @@jerrywright6137 When you wash your hands do you wash it in boiling water or hot water... When you boil and egg could you wash your hands in the same temperature water?

    • @zaqannapash7504
      @zaqannapash7504 Před 4 lety +1

      @@jerrywright6137 I could understand that! You are correct then...

  • @jasonvoorhies8327
    @jasonvoorhies8327 Před 4 lety +1176

    9lokknine how high are you?
    9lokknine: bout 5’10”

    • @hazyviews999
      @hazyviews999 Před 4 lety +12

      That's a stretch, boys like 5'6 5'7 tops

    • @therealyws362
      @therealyws362 Před 4 lety +7

      @@hazyviews999 5'9 including his dreads cuz hes like 5'7 and they a good 2 inches atleast

    • @therealyws362
      @therealyws362 Před 4 lety

      Add*

    • @MarlenRodgers
      @MarlenRodgers Před 4 lety +1

      白い戦士 he making fun of his thought process

    • @therealyws362
      @therealyws362 Před 4 lety

      @@MarlenRodgers i hope he already knows that

  • @carlos-ws8vi
    @carlos-ws8vi Před 4 lety +89

    3:08 rest up baby joker 🕊

    • @ontop2324
      @ontop2324 Před 2 lety

      how did he die

    • @krumpbtw
      @krumpbtw Před 3 měsíci

      @@ontop2324got shot tryna spin

  • @michealthomas870
    @michealthomas870 Před rokem +8

    I bet he making 1 right now in his cell

  • @honestyvevo4514
    @honestyvevo4514 Před 4 lety +439

    “Oh that bih lock”

    • @ego2153
      @ego2153 Před 4 lety +1

      on god - Don

    • @diontelatte
      @diontelatte Před 4 lety

      “baby lemme see ya phone rq”
      me : 👆🏾

  • @FontoLeaf
    @FontoLeaf Před 4 lety +4267

    Imagine being like “babe I’m hungry” and he starts making this

  • @mosesannorh5059
    @mosesannorh5059 Před 4 lety +146

    me: locked out side my house for the first time 3:02

  • @1002Candycane
    @1002Candycane Před 8 měsíci +4

    he doin this everyday rn after losing dat case

  • @burnerracc6563
    @burnerracc6563 Před 4 lety +4861

    This has Florida written all over it

    • @polopopone8171
      @polopopone8171 Před 4 lety +172

      Jit is from Florida 😂

    • @masterreacter..9558
      @masterreacter..9558 Před 4 lety +102

      That’s where he is from I was locked up in Tampa and that’s what everyone does lol

    • @polopopone8171
      @polopopone8171 Před 4 lety +48

      @@masterreacter..9558 them bricks be hittin tho

    • @masterreacter..9558
      @masterreacter..9558 Před 4 lety +23

      Ryan Morgan fr I was locked up for 60 days no bond for some bullshit lol got out cause I got a lawyer

    • @q777prime5
      @q777prime5 Před 4 lety +193

      Nigga this shit every jail in the US

  • @june5206
    @june5206 Před 4 lety +424

    this got county jail written all over it 😂

  • @NoCluYT
    @NoCluYT Před 7 měsíci +4

    I'm sure he's eating a lot of these now.

  • @slimeydude10
    @slimeydude10 Před 3 lety +15

    "I prefer you boil it."
    *puts in microwave*

  • @heliqs_
    @heliqs_ Před 4 lety +400

    i think we all know what we was thinking when we seen "cooks a brick"

  • @datbrattelise1963
    @datbrattelise1963 Před 4 lety +4565

    Why they put subtitles like Glock ain’t speaking English 😭💀

  • @techworld5517
    @techworld5517 Před 4 lety +72

    Teacher no eating in class:
    kids at the back of the class:

  • @Zee4Prezi
    @Zee4Prezi Před 3 lety +6

    Bruh
    We not gonna talk about his accurate slicing of pickles😤

  • @wfzy
    @wfzy Před 4 lety +360

    When your mom says it’s food at the house

  • @mugsybeats9376
    @mugsybeats9376 Před 4 lety +2375

    Who read the title and thought he was boutta Cook a Brick of yayo

    • @r6yyo
      @r6yyo Před 4 lety +2

      Mugsy Beats fax

    • @Oxymize
      @Oxymize Před 4 lety +64

      Bro I thought he was about to whip the wrist lmfao

    • @imnotyourdad9655
      @imnotyourdad9655 Před 4 lety +1

      Me😂😂😭🤧

    • @hithere4297
      @hithere4297 Před 4 lety +50

      I saw brick and thought I was finna make money money 😂😂

    • @Oxymize
      @Oxymize Před 4 lety +15

      kobie droped 81 broooo 😂😂😂 how to start trapping 101

  • @adrianzzx4kt699
    @adrianzzx4kt699 Před 3 lety +3

    Rip baby joker

  • @volsdeep9395
    @volsdeep9395 Před 3 lety +61

    I tried this before and it’s actually pretty good 😂

    • @DuragVon
      @DuragVon Před 11 měsíci +1

      Naw fr wit some Doritos on instead cheetos

  • @halieymarie8964
    @halieymarie8964 Před 4 lety +430

    Damn he must of didn’t realize he out of jail

    • @stanleyhape8427
      @stanleyhape8427 Před 4 lety +6

      Ikr.. It's like they miss those good ole prison days and making this garbage brings back the good memories.

    • @americaninsurgent4403
      @americaninsurgent4403 Před 4 lety +3

      Big Hosafat Yea exactly. I had never tried coleslaw before I went to juvie for a month, always thought it looked nasty as fuck but I tried it cause I was so hungry one day and that shit was great. When I got out I started eating it a good bit

    • @davidvidda8515
      @davidvidda8515 Před 4 lety

      @@americaninsurgent4403 its our slavic salad and you a fool if u think that shit dont look nice its from poland and only carrots and cabbage grow good there and like u said its great with some porkchops damn im making it today good idea salute

    • @yflbigboujie1527
      @yflbigboujie1527 Před 4 lety

      you must of realized you didn't word this comment right lol.

    • @user-nt3gi9ly6y
      @user-nt3gi9ly6y Před 4 lety

      English?

  • @Mondrsyy247
    @Mondrsyy247 Před 4 lety +178

    Never thought I would see anyone chopping up beef jerky

  • @laybabys8102
    @laybabys8102 Před 4 lety +11

    “Big brick if you don’t wanna go to jail’
    Me:imma try that 👁👄👁

  • @sykosyxx1728
    @sykosyxx1728 Před 3 lety

    Thanks for the subtitles. Really helped and definitely needed.

  • @HarmlessTomato
    @HarmlessTomato Před 4 lety +981

    “I prefer you boil it” *puts it in the microwave*

    • @artofmajic
      @artofmajic Před 4 lety +63

      "I'm show u how to cook a brick" makes prison food

    • @sewblue187
      @sewblue187 Před 4 lety +58

      Can’t water still be boiled in the microwave? I’m lost

    • @HarmlessTomato
      @HarmlessTomato Před 4 lety +14

      Blue Pressure yeah ig but that wouldn’t be anyone’s first choice 😅

    • @sewblue187
      @sewblue187 Před 4 lety +10

      Ez E what jail have you been to where the guards will let you use a microwave lol I just got out dec 12 and ain’t no damn microwave in there. I’ve actually been locked up in a few different cities and never once was there a microwave. And guards are not risking their job just to let you warm something up. We made burritos from the warm water out the sink.

    • @sewblue187
      @sewblue187 Před 4 lety

      Ez E I remember the coffee pots then they banned them but definitely never had a microwave in the county but hey different cities probably got different shit.

  • @escothaprophet3430
    @escothaprophet3430 Před 4 lety +44

    "OH THAT BIH LOCK"
    9lokknine 2019

  • @ghost-vq6qv
    @ghost-vq6qv Před 2 lety +6

    After seeing this video, I believe that even prisoners at Soviet Gulags ate better.

  • @riaowo
    @riaowo Před 2 lety +2

    He really cookin this up now

  • @hunter75952
    @hunter75952 Před 4 lety +524

    Man could literally cook and eat anything he wants but hes like nah lemme make this prison food

  • @Eazy.Breezy
    @Eazy.Breezy Před 4 lety +370

    “You want a piece of that?” That guy who tried it looked like he regretted it on his 2nd bite 😂🤣😭

    • @Speshie-Gon
      @Speshie-Gon Před 4 lety +2

      😭😭😭

    • @Junkjitt
      @Junkjitt Před 4 lety +20

      EAZY BREEZY prison spreads good asf y’all just don’t kno 😂

    • @Prettikoolkiarra
      @Prettikoolkiarra Před 4 lety

      EAZY BREEZY 😂😂

    • @user-is2mj2ig4v
      @user-is2mj2ig4v Před rokem +2

      @@Junkjitt no they aint... I aint know nobody thats out that wanna eat that you cappin hard

    • @tjclinton8204
      @tjclinton8204 Před rokem +1

      ​@@user-is2mj2ig4v me when I was 19 ma struggling now I'm swole and doing fine

  • @fyelyrics5731
    @fyelyrics5731 Před 4 lety +5

    He ain’t say “ pickles or hot sauce” he said “ pickles or a hot sausage “ 😂

  • @cyrusthegreat5434
    @cyrusthegreat5434 Před rokem

    will keep this in mind jus in case (teehee) also LOVED your mixtape!

  • @prestonrideout8189
    @prestonrideout8189 Před 4 lety +2650

    “Pickles, or hot sauce. It doesn’t matter.”
    *those are two completely different things*

  • @phasion1891
    @phasion1891 Před 4 lety +196

    Tay k eating good noodles everyday 😬😂

  • @__-kb9no
    @__-kb9no Před 4 lety +15

    Gone be making alotta this pretty soon

  • @goodoldjeff2253
    @goodoldjeff2253 Před rokem +3

    2 years later and it's still goated

  • @jayyy4x._23dagoat6
    @jayyy4x._23dagoat6 Před 4 lety +1525

    Mane making jail food🤦🏽‍♂️😂......I thought he was making dope bricks🧱 ☠️

  • @brendanfogel4573
    @brendanfogel4573 Před 4 lety +473

    When he said “wa goo de gla nine” I felt that

    • @lildub8456
      @lildub8456 Před 4 lety +4

      Brendan Fogel 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @kass9314
      @kass9314 Před 4 lety +7

      this isn’t tik tok “i felt that”

    • @ncxbox4379
      @ncxbox4379 Před 4 lety +4

      Ok Brendan

    • @NYCDom
      @NYCDom Před 4 lety

      LMAOOO

    • @floridaboypaul1793
      @floridaboypaul1793 Před 4 lety

      What did u feel ? 😂😂😭🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @scarlessyt
    @scarlessyt Před 2 lety +3

    He gon be cookin a brick everyday now lol

  • @girlthaslu
    @girlthaslu Před 2 lety +2

    Shit man free g9 7 years wit no tears

  • @darko38
    @darko38 Před 4 lety +168

    When you're high af feeling like Gordon Ramsay in the kitchen using the microwave to boil water.

  • @roxas53
    @roxas53 Před 4 lety +376

    "Next is pickles or hot sauce,it dont matter"
    Those are two entirely different things,mr. 9

  • @idontcare2851
    @idontcare2851 Před 2 lety +1

    Right back to it, damn

  • @bbhshane1k
    @bbhshane1k Před 4 lety +7

    I’m makin this😂 my mamma gon be like “ wtf is this”😂

  • @omarbarnett11
    @omarbarnett11 Před 4 lety +1281

    This the hoodest shit I ever seen and I stay inna hood

  • @nazerik2891
    @nazerik2891 Před 4 lety +2404

    Nobody:
    9lokknine: "Wuguh it glawnine tudaye am cukin' a brih"

    • @gjfucodify
      @gjfucodify Před 4 lety +118

      Uh juh da way he be tawkin

    • @ozzuzzomg
      @ozzuzzomg Před 4 lety +58

      ah cahzhay heh cohokahn a brhak

    • @Pablito20037
      @Pablito20037 Před 4 lety +55

      Yah sumtines I dunno wa he sain, I hav 2 kina reind da vid two undera stan it

    • @ogloc3719
      @ogloc3719 Před 4 lety +43

      I can understain him cuh he frum flordah juh liek me

    • @yrnsagee2982
      @yrnsagee2982 Před 4 lety

      Va'Niya Gethers nah

  • @kaisconfessions7224
    @kaisconfessions7224 Před 4 lety +7

    I like how they had to put captions

  • @htxchippy243
    @htxchippy243 Před 3 lety +1

    He gon be makin a lot of those

  • @DM-to7pr
    @DM-to7pr Před 4 lety +115

    This was not what I expected to see when I searched for “How to cook a brick”

    • @Leorgo
      @Leorgo Před 4 lety +9

      Honestly, id rather eat crack after watching this

    • @alexanderyuh7452
      @alexanderyuh7452 Před 4 lety +1

      With All Due Respect czcams.com/video/dc1TIdtYO4k/video.html

    • @DM-to7pr
      @DM-to7pr Před 4 lety +1

      SALO or The 120 Days of Sodom: I can't eat rice with my hands like this... Then eat Isht! Wtf is your username???? 😂😂😂

    • @joestanton656
      @joestanton656 Před 4 lety +3

      The feds on yo ass frfr tho

  • @esco_7318
    @esco_7318 Před 4 lety +409

    He said “Hot Sausage”🤣 not hot sauce

    • @lotenofficial
      @lotenofficial Před 4 lety +19

      I was like tf he mean, or hot sauce 😂😂

    • @919kanee
      @919kanee Před 4 lety +20

      🤦🏾‍♂️y’all never had a hot sausage before it’s a real thing😂

    • @lotenofficial
      @lotenofficial Před 4 lety +6

      @@919kanee i have i thought he said sauce i was confused how that was like a pickle

    • @venable633
      @venable633 Před 4 lety +1

      919 Kane He said hot sausage but the caption said hot sauce

    • @linnyjones9134
      @linnyjones9134 Před 4 lety +5

      I swear... they dont get the FL Slang

  • @ElementlSynd
    @ElementlSynd Před 4 lety +9

    This vid is nice I get sensation I never got before just by watching this

  • @conarc-d1037
    @conarc-d1037 Před 9 měsíci +2

    I ised to use chill ramen, doritos, dill pickles, bbq sauce, velvita cheese and summer sausage. But only heat the water up to 180F. Really good!

  • @6hosted
    @6hosted Před 4 lety +389

    He's acting like he jus wan go home.

    • @lokoflipz5344
      @lokoflipz5344 Před 4 lety

      Wha you gah againss t's?

    • @jacksepticeye1782
      @jacksepticeye1782 Před 4 lety +1

      Loko Flipz u play fortnite kiddo, stop talkin like ur bitchass is gangsta ffs nigga

    • @Eazycree
      @Eazycree Před 4 lety

      @@lokoflipz5344 Bruh

    • @zzzslaughter3387
      @zzzslaughter3387 Před 4 lety

      It looks like he wants a sandwich

    • @cattholic8257
      @cattholic8257 Před 4 lety

      Jacksep ticeye You are a mega hypocrite dude. You also try to talk like a gangster with the name jacksepticeye

  • @joemomma4736
    @joemomma4736 Před 4 lety +157

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    9lokknine: noonles

  • @rolledupbananas1255
    @rolledupbananas1255 Před 3 lety

    This is my favorite video of all time

  • @zezeedits6260
    @zezeedits6260 Před 4 lety +4

    Its mothers day im over here makin this for my mom 😂😂😂

  • @hicet3207
    @hicet3207 Před 4 lety +95

    This is what everyone eats when its fish day in prison.

  • @sl6pt
    @sl6pt Před 4 lety +431

    Friend: You know how to cook?
    Me: It’s complicated.

  • @sirCRASHtheGreat
    @sirCRASHtheGreat Před 4 lety +36

    We all can agree that Jaydayoungan took over this whole series

    • @Lil4al
      @Lil4al Před 2 lety +1

      That’s crazy he died lastnight

  • @HipsterChainsaw
    @HipsterChainsaw Před 3 lety +2

    This is the first piece of Glokknine content I had ever witnessed, what a fantastic gentleman.

  • @xiolichao6280
    @xiolichao6280 Před 4 lety +230

    he did not say “hot sauce” he said hot sausage 🤣🤣

  • @everguzman8401
    @everguzman8401 Před 4 lety +1284

    I tried it
    tHaT BiH LoCK

    • @Aki.tatsuo
      @Aki.tatsuo Před 4 lety +5

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @letmebeme9179
      @letmebeme9179 Před 4 lety +7

      🤣💀💀💀

    • @lathan_c4
      @lathan_c4 Před 4 lety +11

      Always gotta be that one person ^^^^^

    • @skvetements
      @skvetements Před 4 lety +2

      @@rawhidetucoymccoy4059 always that one fortnite kid that just ruins everything

    • @e60stevan
      @e60stevan Před 4 lety +2

      @Kendall Leong yall really made the kid change his profile picture im dead

  • @StunnaGs
    @StunnaGs Před 3 lety +2

    1:39 asmr feeling

  • @fatutoahenry3874
    @fatutoahenry3874 Před 3 lety +1

    Him every time he says an ingredient: “oR AnY KinD YOu WOnT” 🤣

  • @HotStylzz22
    @HotStylzz22 Před 4 lety +2911

    This is not “home made” food, that’s prison food.

    • @jaydenhoffisabell9030
      @jaydenhoffisabell9030 Před 4 lety +87

      HotStylzz22 bruh they give you slim Jim’s and kosher dill pickles in prison?

    • @ksilk4224
      @ksilk4224 Před 4 lety +41

      I was thinking the same lol I’m surprised he didn’t cook it in the kettle

    • @nonametrackz7887
      @nonametrackz7887 Před 4 lety +14

      @@jaydenhoffisabell9030 no shit bro

    • @jaydenhoffisabell9030
      @jaydenhoffisabell9030 Před 4 lety +12

      ZanoZ TrackZ ay, it’s not like I know what goes down in a prison so I wouldn’t know

    • @kennysalazar5407
      @kennysalazar5407 Před 4 lety +76

      @@jaydenhoffisabell9030 you gotta buy it from commissary

  • @topseykretts251
    @topseykretts251 Před 4 lety +201

    This straight off the commissary menu rolling lock up chef boyardee style.

    • @miguelarias5000
      @miguelarias5000 Před 4 lety +1

      Boiardae*

    • @topseykretts251
      @topseykretts251 Před 4 lety +8

      @@miguelarias5000 Do you even know what Im talking bout? you better go an look up that cheap ass canned spaghetti and ravioli cause its spelled chef Boyardee. Im guessing your privileged ass never had to eat the cheap shit growing up cause if you dont know then dont know! You makin it sound like what the good shit in Italy would be called but this the dolla store U.S. version over here now.

    • @topseykretts251
      @topseykretts251 Před 4 lety +1

      @@miguelarias5000 Boyardee*

    • @oilequalsgold2837
      @oilequalsgold2837 Před 4 lety

      Danny Greene he forgot that hot sauce though

    • @topseykretts251
      @topseykretts251 Před 4 lety

      @@oilequalsgold2837 Hot sauce? shit man I pulled a 12 year bit and they neva had hot sauce on are commi sheet, y'all lucky if you get some hot sauce on the list.cover up that nasty ass cheetos clumps that dont neva mix up right, eat that shit get chunk O cheeto stuck in the throat!

  • @moni_que9427
    @moni_que9427 Před 4 lety +6

    Me: how many bags of hot cheetos should I get ?
    9lokknine: get a bag jit.
    Me: cool.
    😂😭

  • @MrFreeGame34
    @MrFreeGame34 Před 4 lety +5

    Well you know he made this more than once😂

  • @RaggaBaby
    @RaggaBaby Před 4 lety +176

    When he started crunching up the chips inside the bag my mind immediately said PRISON! And the following noodles and Slim Jim's confirmed it for me

    • @datboijosh5150
      @datboijosh5150 Před 4 lety +9

      The noodles was all I needed to see bro just making a hook up

  • @SuberExtraMan
    @SuberExtraMan Před 4 lety +44

    “We got food at home”

  • @Sheluvrico555
    @Sheluvrico555 Před 4 lety +2

    That shit was surprisingly good asf🤣

  • @irxn420
    @irxn420 Před 4 lety

    Thank god for the captions

  • @HateLyfe
    @HateLyfe Před 4 lety +825

    “I prefer you boil it” *puts water in microwave*

    • @mritizwatitiz
      @mritizwatitiz Před 4 lety +70

      water boil quicker in the microwave than on the stove

    • @rokobloxyt305
      @rokobloxyt305 Před 4 lety +43

      Boiling ain't always need to have an stove

    • @BlueCheeseJit
      @BlueCheeseJit Před 4 lety +29

      he said “ i prefer you boil it “ 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @slick.toby27
      @slick.toby27 Před 4 lety +3

      It doesn't matter🤦

    • @gdawg7922
      @gdawg7922 Před 4 lety +3

      @@mritizwatitiz ong what this nigga tryna say?

  • @imshaunnurse
    @imshaunnurse Před 4 lety +374

    He bare handed a boiling glass bowl of water.

    • @turnthepage8980
      @turnthepage8980 Před 4 lety +5

      isthis myrealname didn’t look too hot

    • @lit237
      @lit237 Před 4 lety

      isthis myrealname can y’all check out my first song I just started can y’all tell me what u think

    • @yesimanoob7169
      @yesimanoob7169 Před 4 lety +1

      😂😂

    • @esaidelgado3650
      @esaidelgado3650 Před 4 lety +21

      Niggas been cooking work so long they hands immune to heat lol

    • @bookerhoward6326
      @bookerhoward6326 Před 4 lety +1

      Glasses are made to keep heat in not on the outer part of the glass basic science well new glass dishes

  • @zerofive7599
    @zerofive7599 Před 4 lety +1

    T R A P N O O D L E S

  • @markgoodwin9948
    @markgoodwin9948 Před 3 lety

    I mean I ain't gonna lie I seen a couple tik-toks where other people hooked this type meal up but I must say i ain't never heard of this chill dude till I saw this and Imma try this now he actually but some technique into it...imma try this later since im interested now because i love all those snacks lol...seeing as I'm broke and quarantined...XD

  • @BluM30s
    @BluM30s Před 4 lety +617

    This is just a prison burrito and he called it a brick

    • @SirenS550
      @SirenS550 Před 4 lety +2

      Killap 1738 facts

    • @trentrvj
      @trentrvj Před 4 lety +76

      Different states got different names

    • @jamedlamed3982
      @jamedlamed3982 Před 4 lety +22

      Diffrent name same thing, likr crawfish and crayfish or crawdad

    • @Easerhile
      @Easerhile Před 4 lety +15

      In arkansas we call'em speads

    • @treybo2319
      @treybo2319 Před 4 lety +23

      Killap 1738 they call it a brick in prison stupid

  • @windowsxp570
    @windowsxp570 Před 4 lety +736

    i showed this to my school cafeteria lunch lady
    she quit

    • @wolf00o25
      @wolf00o25 Před 4 lety +25

      Because this better than what the cafeteria serve?? 😂

    • @yehonatanfar3035
      @yehonatanfar3035 Před 4 lety +6

      😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆!!!!!!!!

    • @windowsxp570
      @windowsxp570 Před 4 lety +1

      @@wolf00o25 yes

    • @1fiddysquiddy386
      @1fiddysquiddy386 Před 4 lety

      Felipe what u doing here

    • @jwoodz8805
      @jwoodz8805 Před 4 lety

      😆 😆 😆 😆

  • @lilsoup8239
    @lilsoup8239 Před 2 lety +1

    When you get your rap name from the outdoor dumpster from the back of the goodwill

  • @griffin1k548
    @griffin1k548 Před 4 lety +3

    When u have to put subtitles everything he says is “Ha ma name glottnine or dat bih lot”

  • @pchurch90pc
    @pchurch90pc Před 4 lety +904

    I know I’m not the only one who thought he was cooking an actual “brick” of cocaine 😂😂😂😭

  • @g-reg1659
    @g-reg1659 Před 4 lety +117

    Man the title made me think he was boutta make pure cocaina mota😭

  • @jprimos232
    @jprimos232 Před 2 lety +1

    My Boii Glokknine Out Here Went from the Rap To the Kitchen Real Quick

  • @lultroop6305
    @lultroop6305 Před 2 lety +3

    Who else thought this nigga was cooking a gold bar😹😹

  • @windowsxp570
    @windowsxp570 Před 4 lety +70

    me:can we get mcdonalds
    mom: no we have food at home
    food at home:

    • @juulerey
      @juulerey Před 4 lety

      darby_2006 dwyer ??? I don’t get it

    • @dboi4952
      @dboi4952 Před 4 lety +1

      howtf there’s no food at home

    • @anya5976
      @anya5976 Před 4 lety

      @@juulerey ur fkg weird how can u don't understand dis joke

  • @azcardinalds2360
    @azcardinalds2360 Před 4 lety +141

    Lmao “ next is pickles or hot sauce” that don’t even make sence

    • @shaecahn6988
      @shaecahn6988 Před 4 lety +1

      Im bussin up ryt now cos I thought the same ting

    • @reedkelly8682
      @reedkelly8682 Před 4 lety +23

      He said hot sausage. Can say this confidently, I too am from Florida.

    • @shaecahn6988
      @shaecahn6988 Před 4 lety +1

      @@reedkelly8682 oh my bad I'm in London UK

    • @chr1stianblair
      @chr1stianblair Před 4 lety

      @@reedkelly8682shit u rite

    • @ChrisCarswell
      @ChrisCarswell Před 4 lety +1

      Pickles and Hot Sauce can contain Vinegar as a common ingredient. I think that is why they could be interchangeable.

  • @sen_salix
    @sen_salix Před 2 lety

    I don’t know why but this video relaxes me for some reason

  • @brownbe4r163
    @brownbe4r163 Před 3 lety +1

    “Wah gud, dih Glawk9, daday I’m cookin a briq own fallow mi resape”