Viral Games - Scott The Woz
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- čas přidán 8. 09. 2018
- Scott gives up.
Twitter: / scottthewoz
Facebook: / scottthewoz
Instagram: / scottthewoz
Music Used:
"Map 2 Overworld" from Super Mario World
"Mt. Dynamite" from Donkey Kong Barrel Blast
"Sunset Valley" from Stunt Race FX
"Shy Guy Beach/Cheep Cheep Island" from Mario Kart Super Circuit
"Overture" from Castlevania: Rondo of Blood
"Event Theme 01" from Track and Field II
"Title Theme" from Super Mario Maker
"2:00 AM (Animal Crossing)" from Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
"Doki Doki Literature Club!" from Doki Doki Literature Club!
"Okay Everyone!" from Doki Doki Literature Club!
"England/Australia" from Mario is Missing (SNES)
"City Trial" from Kirby Air Ride
"Turnabout Sisters" from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
"Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes - Hry
"oh s**t it's a white guy"
Scott 2019
Every minority in history.
You mean Scott 2018
alfie comments 2018
Guys it doesn't matter he still said that know matter what year he said it in
Scott: (looks at himself in a mirror)
Scott: oh s**t it’s a white guy
Just wanna put it out there. I managed to get my friend to play Doki Doki Literature Club completely blind. He'd never heard of it, and didn't bother looking it up when I mentioned it. He doesn't trust me anymore.
Lmao same I kinda knew what it was but I didn’t know it was specifically a horror
You can tell I didn’t make it past the first dead girl lol
I had a friend do this to me. Lol
I tried my darnedest to get my sister to play it blind but she thought it was dumb, so, (much to my disappointment), it took my friend to tell her it was a horror game to play it. I’ve always wanted to see a blind play through and I guess I never may. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
She still didn’t know what was coming so it was fun to see her reaction
I saw the thumbnails on YT, didn’t care. Downloaded it on my laptop I brought to High School with me for the heck of it. Played it blind and wow. Then I successfully tricked my friend into playing it and he liked it until he found out I tricked him and now he’s scarred. I will never be able to pull that off again on him, but I’m fine with these results.
My friend did this to me. Even worst i was in a dorm, alone, playing it in an empty ass dorm! A bit surprised when shit happened to sayori, and pissed myself with natsuki head snap.
"Hello, it's Scott Cawthon"
"STOP."
Holy shit Scott, you did it.
Lol
sadly, didnt stop him
@@darknesscelv what do you mean
@@echo9352 oh boy
@@darknesscelv "sadly"
"I made lowes"
- Scott The Woz AKA the guy who made Lowes
Bravo Scott.
I LITERALLY JUST SAW YOU
YEEEEESSSSS
I thought that was the guy who owns Sonic Jam
Another unfunny dry CZcams comment by a verified user
Verified user = free likes
1:23 the "oh s**t it's a white guy!" part killed me
Me too
Imagine it he turned to a mirror and screamed again at his own reflection 😂
@@EdK-Music I swear to God I would have died if that happened
That needs to be on my gravestone. If it’s not *I Will Not Rest In Peace.*
I fell apart at "he can't even f**king sneeze"
"OH SHIT, IT'S A WHITE GUY"
- Get Out in a Nutshell
Haha
Nice
My ancestors in a nutshell
Modern Liberals in a nutshell
Get out.
“Doki Doki Literature Club a horror game that isn’t due to just cowering in fear when your parents walk in on you playing it” lol
😂, It goes from your parents asking you if you’re playing some uh…. “Adult fun” game to asking if you’re doing ok 💀
too true tho 😭
“Yep, this is my game! I am so gonna date the shit out of- JESUS CHRIST”
-Scott The Woz, 5:55, Viral Games
@@Anonymous_Identity246 you mean a hentai
06:10 You'd be surprised at how common disturbing content is in Japanese visual novels
@Amazing Chandelier Mirage Z Flash The lacrosse is more disturbing, shit was so bad
DDLC isn't from Japan
@@pants1403 japanese inspired works too, though this one kinda takes the cake
@@zmawells DDLC kinda reminds me of Kimi to Kanojo visual novel.
> "Minecraft is not my thing"
> Plays the Wii U edition
Scott...
I feel like that alone should have given him his V card.
Thejackel79 this comment lmaoo
They're all the same
Knucks All the console versions are the same and the PC version is better.
It doesn’t matter
He’s playing the Wii U version of Minecraft the mad lad
Am i the only one who still plays Minecraft wii u edition???
@@sirrwalrus721 I only picked it up once at my local Family Video, it was alright
I played Minecraft Wiiu like everyday in 2016
Its minecraft
There was a minecraft map for it which was cool
Its fascinating how Scott and Yahtzee from Zero Punctuation had the _exact_ same summary of DDLC. To give Yahtz’s quote: “you have to enjoy visual novels to get the best effect from the game; it's like Spec Ops: The Line: you have to like war shooters so that you can play the war shooter long enough to get to the bit where it punches you in the face for liking war shooters.”
Yahtzee has clearly never played another visual novel in his life because I'd wager a good majority of visual novel are horror themed, Saya no Uta and Higurashi, the very visual novel DDLC plagiarised, have been doing horror long before it
The thing is i have never heard anything about spec ops the line
3:21 when Scott retired this clip played in my head
scott hath slain other scott
He retired? OH THERES TWO SCOTTS.
Damn it Wozniak!
Hahahahaha
“Minecraft!....... I made Lowes.” Sometimes the simplest jokes can make me explode with laughter and I’m glad Scott understands this
Ikr
:)
Especially 1:23
Yep lol
I really wanna make an edit where I cut the "this game b-" out of his famous Chibi Robo Ziplash sorting and tack "I made" to it
1:23 OH SHIT IT'S A WHITE GUY
You earned my like
Tony Owen oh SHIT IT’S MICHAEL JACKSON
I used to have nightmares of white people
100th like!
*THAT'S RACIST!!!*
Call them a Guy With Skin That Is Pale In Coloration, But Not Offensively So, asshole!! XD
6:28 surprisingly this actually worked. saw this game as a walkthough and asked a weeb friend to play it... he came to school the next day a different man
How different?
@@Elfilinfan he was hollow
@@Elfilinfan he no longer liked pictures
@@scpcow1597 make him play outlast way scarier
I'm not gonna click it everyone's saying it's bad
If Scott wants to get laid, he wouldn't talk about DK Barrel Blast for 10 minutes. He would talk about it for forty and still not get laid.
wdym, talking about DK Barrel Blast for 1 minute would get any poor soul laid.
But he DID get a sweet mug.
Pretty sure baldi’s basics was literally made as a joke in a day, and then the internet took it by storm. As a shitpost, it’s great! As a story horror game? No!
I think the problem is that some people took it far more seriously than it was meant to be taken.
@@dhgmrz17 exactly it’s baffling to me how it managed to develop a terrible 2012-style shipping obsessed tumblr fandom for a game that is a ridiculous joke. It’s like a less extreme version of the Lorax movie situation
Yeah, it was weird hearing this guy talk about it as if it was a horror game. Was kinda never meant to be.
It was actually a game jam game, so it’s history is a bit more justified
It was made for a game jam
Scott: Donkey Kong Barrel Blast
Hot Singles in The Area:
That's all you had to say.
bruh its a donkey kong game
@@jellirby5015 It's not a donkey kong game, it's a ticket to free sex.
How?
Jellirby anything with the name barrel blast is an instant get out of jail free card from virginity and that’s a fact
@@freetris9556 HAHA YOU JUDT GOT R/WHOOODH I PUT U ON REDDIT AND I GET 19 GOLD AHAHAHAH
I love that when Scott uses the phone he doesn’t even use the phone part, he just picks up the entire machine and slaps it on his ear
One of the greatest videos on YT is during the Game Grumps playthrough of DDLC, because Dan knew absolutely NOTHING about it when they played. The clip when they reach Sayori's death lives rent free in my head to this day
Oh boy constructive criticism!
Yeah I'll definitely work on the horror aspect of Baldi's Basics for the full game. Ultimately my main focus is on trying to make the gameplay itself fun, since I know the horror element can only last so long in a game like Baldi's Basics and I want to ensure there's still something enjoyably weird left over once the horror does wear off.
Lol hi
Oh
Hey man, sorry about the harsh tone while talking about Baldi! The main thing I didn’t like was that it took very little time to establish itself as an old school educational game and kind of just jumps right into the “horror” aspect. That just didn't really feel right to me to be honest. None of the games covered in the video are really my thing at all and the tone was supposed to be more so jokey than informative, even though everything said was still my real opinion. While it's really not for me, an incredibly large amount of people are obviously really into the game so seriously keep it up!
@@ScottTheWoz And Scott is here too. Nice.
mystman12 Plz don’t focus on the horror aspect to much what makes Baldi great is the comedy
Gonna take the #1 Victory Royale in Five Nights at Doki Doki Basics Wheels: The Eight Noteblocks!
Agreed
The best comment I've seen all year
You are god
-& Knuckles-
You've scored so many V Points that your parents are now also virgins.
Don't worry guys this video isn't canon. Scott acknowledged his channel's existence at 7:37
8:18 that’s going to be my catchphrase from now on
"OH SHIT IT'S A WHITE GUY!!!"-
Scott, 2018
I too watched the video.
"Hey, play this"
"Why the hell are you making me play this whats wrong with it"
The Sparrow hello
He didn't talk about Donkey Kong Barrel Blast for 10 minutes. He talked about it for 38 minutes
"this game is brutally simple"
Scott, the platformer enjoyer: ok hear me out: there's a RUN button, and a JUMP BUTTON
Nah nah nah
Mario has more then run and jump
It also has 8 DIRECTIONAL MOVEMENT MADE FOR THE WIIMOTE 🥳
@@eviii1752 shit u rite my bad
the thing is, hear me out, marios actually good!
@@noheffthing I mean it’s more of a game for those who don’t like challenges. And fnaf is simple yet actually hard
@@diamondguycarlosortega4075 don't like challenges? Wdym
“Hello, this is Scott Coffin”
“S T O P”
An honest to god mood
*Cawthon
And he doesn’t stop
What does mood mean?
DAGA KOTOWARU
Scott coffin lol
Can we just take a minute to appreciate the name: CrotchTheWoz.
Nah
I'm now referring to him as CrotchTheWoz
Sayori's innocence stood no chance.
that should help him get the girls
Finally, a name for the inevitable Scott the woz porn parody
When I played DDLC, I knew what was gonna happen since I spoiled myself to the game via Game Theory (and found out the game was free, instead of costing money like I thought it did). Despite knowing the story, the events in the game were still really effective. That's why I'm a big fan of the game.
7:15 well if you delete Monika before you start the game it can be like that
How to make a Scott the woz video:
1. Make a joke near the beginning at the video.
2. Be serious for a long time and talk about video games.
3. End the video with the joke you started.
Love it Scott!
Is this satire?
*He’s a stickler for consistency*
" *serious* "
You forgot the all important step!
Step 0. "Hey all, Scott here!"
you ain’t wrong at all but all the little jokes he makes throughout while still giving a serious message makes his videos really fun to watch honestly
I swear, Scott's jokes are actually the best, he is my favorite youtuber now
1:46
Scott is funny but if you like Funny check out almost any of Brandon Farris Videos, Especially His google translate video
Sonic 2 with a line
@@cindyprimus77 the rarest the game of all time
True
"Hello this is scott cawthon"
"STOP"
Years later, he finally did it
3:22
Gues who retired scott.
So... you wanted to get more virgin points... when you already owned Minecraft for Wii U?
Mine raft is nit stupid kid
@@gagne6928 you mean minecraft is not stupid
@@ultragamesbg7085 nah micenaft is how you spell it.
But I need more point
Ignacio cordiglia i have minecraft for wii u I’ll accept my virgin points
Me casually watching basketball
“Oh shit it’s a white guy!” 1:23
That's rasist but true
@@randomname5118 bruh its not even that racist
1:23 You Mean?
un usuario de Google it’s technically not that racist. It’s a fact that the majority of people who play basketball are black.
Santiago Lorences racism is hating a race not a fucking joke
6:05 I’m so lucky then that I managed to play it completely blind. I’m a dumbass so I thought the warning was about sex. And the only thing I saw before playing online was Monika sitting on the desk. I thought it was a date scene!
Lmao ah of course disturbing content = Romance scenes
Can just imagine: * *Scott looks down at script* *
_"Ok, sit in front of camera at my computer and do a death scream for about 3 second for a bit"_
"Slenderman doesn't have a face, he can't even f****** sneeze."
True. I never thought of that.
"He can't even sneeze"
That got me crying of laughter. That short sentence makes him even less intimidating.
You are traumatizing his face
@Nintendo FanBoy wooow what.
How much comments did you post?
@@vukicar 3
i loved the comment about how he was Mussolini chasing you through a forest
3:21 he stopped alright
:(
:)
“Have you ever wondered around the woods worrying about Benito Mussolini still being out on the loose?” Man, that’s my worst fear!
My girl said she didn't want to chill while watching Netflix, so I just casually whipped out that Donkey Kong Barrel Blast. That game isn't the only thing that got whipped out if you pick up what I'm putting down.
Human? I’m picking it up...
You whipped out your Wiimote right?
I mean you also had to get out the bongos right?
Controllers?
Lol Saying you play Donkey Kong Barrel Blast makes you a virgin
Not getting laid
That's a funny joke kid XD
How to like a comment twice?
It’s sad that regardless of quality, these games are quickly overwhelmed with some very vocal people declaring it absolutely perfect, inevitably leading to damn near everyone else condemning the game to Hell.
Such as Undertale.
I didn’t know you were a gamer DIO.😆
I believe this is what you call: Deviation FROM the mean.
DungeonDefender21 that doesn’t mean it it isn’t valid
hey man doki doki was really well thought out, might’ve been viral but wasn’t shit
3:21
this joke hits differently now
well he talked about donkey Kong for 30 mins plus omg
But he didn’t get laid! Barely though… 😰
Real talk from the future, that "hey play this" "why do you want me to play this what's wrong with it?" Is almost exactly how my experience with doki doki went down.
I feel like the game still works even if you know "somethings gonna go down" because the game still spends hours to make you ignore that before it slips in notions of stuff going wrong. And considering it's an anime game it could trick you into thinking "something going down" = boobs
I just realized a year after release that this video didn’t even talk about Undertale
Whoa ! , Looking cool Joker!!
BlueBlaze22 Official
Shovel Knight and A Hat In Time aren't here either.
Cinko515 because... those weren’t viral
@@Cinko420 viral =/= indie
@@juanrodriguez9971 tbh i dont think he gets as much praise as he did in 2016. besides the release of one part of deltarune, hes sort of disappeared into internet obscurity.
3:22
Scott actually listened to Scott, he did indeed stop.
Why i imagine the name "ScottTheCawthon"
Yet... He didn't. There is two new fucken Game TWO
Well he was forced too-
@@JesusChrist-sm4bm No... there is only one, and it was created by Steel Wool Studios, not Scott Cawthon
@@xTriniT ok but Scot still owns the IP. He had to the green light to make the game. Unless he sold the FNAF ip
3:28 Wow! He really did stop!
"Hello, this is Scott Cawthon."
"Stop!"
*[Narrator]* "He did not stop."
I heard this with the arrested development narrator voice.
@ivace makes theme park
@@emilybenson3147 lmao I heard this with the sponge Bob narrator voice
Scott Wozniak calls Scott Cawthon.
He never stops
“Finally... THE CURE TO ALL SEX, MINECRAFT!!!.....
I made Lowe’s.”
"You ever wander around the woods at night and wonder if Benito Mussolini is still on the loose and coming after you." Is the most relatable thing Scott has ever said
8:48 In more ways then one if they came out/were most popular roughly between 2011 and 2016.
5:32
"Well that made my decision easier"
Scott- 2018
This guy reminds me of jontron but he actually uploads
you might wanna visit the jontron subreddit
What do you mean?
@@johnfkennedy1054 he is jontron now
I agree with this statement.
FORESHADOWING
"Doki Doki Literature Club, a horror game that isn't just due to cowering in fear when your parents walk in you playing it"
This line gets me everytime
Scott needs to make a part 2 so he can rant about fricking among us
Agreed
Also FnF and Genshin
@@thearsonistofarland3087:Omg yes that as well
STOP POSTIng ABOUT AMONG US! IM TIRED OF SEEING IT!! All my friends on tiktok send me memes, discord is just fucking memes. i was in a server, right.. and ALLL of the channels were just among us stuff I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and the logo i flipped it and I said 'hey babe, when the underwear is sus!!" HAHADING DING DING DING DING DING DING, DING DING DING I FUCKING LOOKed at a trash can and I saiD, "tHats a bit SUSSY"! i looked at my PENIS and i think of the Asstronauts helmet and I Go 'PENIS???? MORE LIKE PEEN-SUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *unintelligible screaming**
And phasmophobia
1:23 this is where I realized I had to click on the "subscribe" button right away.
And if you bought that just the right time. He does POG
do it
8:31 Man's got taste!
I see you too spotted the Legacy Collections, when is the Battle Network lost bits coming tho?
hi tetra
Indeed he does
Well... minus the fortnite
@@Soup_SSB
-literally says not to give the games flack because they’re popular
-viewers do it anyways
fun
0:12 that aged well XD
0:11 well, talk about foreshadowing
"The only thing more viral than influenza..."
Wow this didn't age well.
nice
Oof
Aged like milk
I was just about to lol @soulryuu
soulryuu technically next Influenza and HIV are the most 'viral' viruses out there, compared to other quasi species. Fun fact: (seriously, it's crazy how clever pathogens are) influenza destroys proofreading enzymes of cells, allowing roughly 10,000 nucleotides to cause replication errors. Average influenza vRNA length is around 10,000 nucleotides. Isn't that crazy how perfect a virus outsmarts us? Mindblowing!
Video slightly over 10 minutes?
No midroll ads?
Scott is a hero no one asked for, but everyone needed...
you realize ads are the reason he's getting paid right?
Probably got demonitized
3:22
Well he really did
4:36 I heard him say the word “Determination” and instantly thought he was doing Undertale next lol
same
3:45 yes Scott, you did indeed make Lowe’s.
3:44
Doki Doki also has a whole subgame where you can screw with in game files to do stuff. Like, there's all kinds of secret dialogue you can access by deleting certain files at certain points. If you delete all the "Character Files" before you start the game, the game will just straight up end right then and there. The game opens normally with you waiting for Sayori, and then nothing happens. Then there's some monologue about how your character is trapped and then it crashes
was the game updated? if i delete the character files at the start of the game sayori freaks out and crashes. iirc there's only a few times where the game checks for its files
@@Jayfeather298 yeah I wish that you could just randomly delete Yuri in the middle of the game, and see what happens.
Or just delete her in general, I never liked her and even before act 2 she was creeping me out
@@PowerOf47
Yuri is the worst
Power of 27 yuri is the best doki
Yuri is the best Pokemon.
3:21 well. This didn't age well
it aged perfectly
@@topichu970 Scott just retired so it did not age well
@@thetacocat3105 no i think that means it aged extremely well.
It aged like wine
3:21 this joke aged finely
Donkey Kong Barrel Blast? That’s a weird way to say Madden 08.
Ze Memerr
Ikr
Madden 08? That’s a weird way to say Madden 09 for wii
Madden 09? That's a weird way to say Pong.
@@impurple8242 Pong? That's a weird way to say Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing? That's a weird way to say Donkey Kong Barrel Blast
The V in V-bucks stands for virgin
I'm gonna buy a life supply of Virgin Bucks!
But it costs money and I am too busy buying life to afford that
Original comment
The V actually stands for Vinder, as in the company Vindertech in Save the World mode...damn, I’m a virgin
RamBiscuit Nah it’s definitely virgin.
3 years later, he talked about Donkey Kong Barrel Blast for 10 minutes
Update:
He talked about Donkey Kong Barrel Blast for 38 Minutes.
5:26 That caught me off guard lmao
5:25
@@SnickieP that's literally tsundere means
@@SnickieP calm down son, it's just a drawing.
Natsuki the bitch
Snicker Doodle oh no the natsuki weeb is here fuck not my past me what are you doing here leave
"The cure to all sex, Minecraft."
*2 seconds later*
"I made Lowes."
Years of academy training wasted
@@thisisntausername5724 academy for making Lowe's?
When I worked at Lowe’s I was a virgin so by my math his logic checks out
Thank you so much for explaining this part, I'm blind and deaf
@@phud69 thank you so much phud@
3:21
This makes me sad now.
How have i never seen this vid its really two years old??
Wasn’t Baldi’s Basics somewhat of a joke game to commentate on how horror games are nowadays? Don’t quote me on that though, I could be wrong
A Sad Potato Noah
Yes, im pretty sure its supposed to be cheesy.
It was a joke horror game but got popular so the dev freaked out and made it more like a horror game (second ending)
I think this is what happened
“Wasn’t Baldi’s Basics somewhat of a joke game to commentate on how horror games are nowadays? Don’t quote me on that though, i could be wrong.”
-A Sad Potato Noah , 2018
It was made specifically to be terrible to show how bad horror games are nowadays and how easy it is to get popular, and then it got really popular, proving his point further.
@@bird.brainsss the second ending is still part of the joke
I went into DDLC thinking it was fap material, that's the perfect playthrough
edit: don’t read the comments it ain’t worth it
@Teamgeist still pretty early in the day, maybe something tops it lol
In some circles, it is. Sometimes, you learn things not just about the game, society, or even the world around you, but about yourself.
Teamgeist have you been exposed to the internet more than once?
@@defaultdan7923 I highly doubt he has
@Teamgeist This is a bruh moment. You've never been on the internet, I see.
Scott… *Doki Doki is coming to Switch*
3:22 well that aged well
Yep
it sure did
Indeed
0:29 I can hear JackSepticEye already
VvsVlogs you mean jackspedicey right?
If I could delete that guy I would and then I would permanently clear my recycle bin so he doesn't come back
You gotta reformat the whole hard drive
1:23 Slaves during the 1800's be like
Made me chuckle
@@nothitler4649 thanks not hitler
Being edgy just gave you 500 Virgin Points! Congratulations!
@@JetInAJar I guess you have such an abundance you can just give them away.
Haruhiro Grimgar I’m underage so you’re not wrong.
1:22 Twitter when you disagree with someone
“Oh Sh*t it’s a white guy” That line had me dying laughing
Viral games = views
Scott going for that trending
YESSS SCOTT NEEDS HIS BIG BREAK!
Not to mention it’s only 10:08
"Viral Games"
**Doesn't include Undertale**
Chara Dreemurr - Christopher Moon undertale is shit.
@@DS-sc4yv Nah its actually a really good game for what it is, dont worry I hated it too before I played it
because the bad cringy side of the community ruined it to oblivion
Or Bendy
It wasn't really viral though
2:44 Castlevania music SLAPS
“I made Lowe’s. I never really got into Minecraft.”
Accomplished more in the game than I ever did
You heathen! You're not supposed to play Donkey Kong Barrel Blast before marriage!
Well I just didn't see that "warning" in DDLC, because the game started whilst I was getting some food, and now I want to commit neck-rope.
Commit Sayori*
Commit hooks with spongebob and Patrick
Commit sewer-side*
Commit sayori
Sayori's turtleneck*
Scotts jokes are not only funny on their own but the comedic timing for a lot of them are perfect lmao
This feels like a funnier, younger version of the AVGN
TheApoke avgn But he has atleast 10 more years to live
well there we have it
I like Scott, but he's no AVGN. If I wanted AVGN, but got Scott, I would be extremely disappointed. And if I wanted Scott, I really wouldn't want AVGN.
Not even close buddy. Even though I think avgn isn't as good as he used to be, Scott makes me cringe hardcore.
My exposure to AVGN is very limited but what I’ve seen I didn’t really find that funny.
Scott’s pretty dang funny.
Remember the “Nude 18+” stages on happy wheels? Good times
Remember "5 stars for full version"?
Remember Player Unknown Battlegrounds?
Yeah, Ninja killed it.
@@rotz394 man fuck ninja
Yep
Nurd lol
3:21 Scott tried to warn us
0:15 he actually did
Flappy Bird
Allegedly responsible for thousands of cracked screens and selling phones for $1400 that had it installed on it after it was deleted from the app store.