"James, the Queen is German, but you don't sing 'Deutschland, Deutschland Uber Alles' every time she comes on the telly, do you?" "I do, actually..." "Yeah, he does, I've seen him."
@Disco Inferno She's descended directly from the House of Hannover, and is related to the old Prussian/German Kaisers, but (except through the very remote relation between almost every modern European) she is not related to Hitler.
@@eltfell: Sweden's current royal family is French in origin, and to be fair with the history of diplomatic relations and the idea of royal blood, most European countries' royal families have heritage from most other European nations (currently or historically).
I was vacationing in the Florida Keys, and a newlywed couple from Germany were honeymooning in the cabin next door. We spent several days just discussing the differences. My impression was that they were quite a "free" culture, but extremely structured and geared toward efficiency. Their laws and regulations actually seemed to make sense... and be designed to maximize efficiency and to solve problems, not create them. I was very impressed...
It always amazes me how thats the impression other people have of our bureucracy and regulations. Some are common sense sure, but if you lifed here you would be forgiven for thinking that a lot of them where instated for the express purpose of impeding efficiency. Maybe its even worse in other countries?
Germany's love for rules is the reason why no one wants speed limits on their motorways. For the average German, the _autobahn_ is seen as their only place of total freedom in a super-regulated country, because you can go as fast as you please and no one can stop you. Whenever the German government has tried to finally put a _tempolimit_ (speed limit) on the motorways, they always failed.
The trick is you don't know if the car has suffocated until you open the door. Until you do so the car remains in a state of being both breathing and suffocated at the same time. Schrodinger's Mercedes I like to call it.
I do hope you are aware that this joke doesn't actually represent the core idea of Schrodingers experiment, right? And before you ask, ofcourse I am german ;)
Basically you exchanged the box with a mercedes. Rest stays the same. Still shroedingers cat. And for sure i can tell you a car does not suffocate nor breathe at all
2:48 Jezza: It isn't just cars that are built well here, it is absolutely everything. James: Except wine. Also James: *Quickly looks around in search of hostilities*
@dryef don it's not like taxing co2 emissions is going to help anyone. It's only there to pull money out the taxpayers pocket because you need to use your car whether the use is taxed or not. It's only going to ruin the life's of people who can't afford it but need their car. Also it's the opposing side that wants religious laws like the Sharia so they can **not life anymore** women who don't wear a blanket on their head.
The Chevrolet quality test for a car is done by locking a cat inside of the car overnight. If the cat has managed to drive away with car despite not having the key then you know you have a quality product.
im a chevy guy purely because i love the corvette fuck you ill fight you on that. but long ago like when i was 16 34 now but anyway my dad had pissed me off (typical american youth butting heads with dad) well he took the keys away from my truck and i decided to show him i ran out to the truck jiggled the ignition switch and got it to pop just enough i was able to start the truck and drive off... yeah chevy has problems :( i called my dad later cuse i killed the engine and was not able to get it to do that again he was more embarrassed that i was able to do that than be mad at me any more lol.
Harley Davidson also has a similar test. They take a motorcycle off the assembly line, put a cat on it. They will know if the bike is built right if they come back and the cat is wearing a black tshirt and leather.
No, not really. I lived there for two months and can confirm. It´s also not a "compact" city by any means and the streets and roads outside the immediate city centre are often very steep as well.
on that note, the germans didnt invent the "car" the first internal combustion engine automobile (car) was invented by frenchman francois isaac de rivas in 1806 and it was powered by hydrogen. the germans didnt the "bicycle" they invented the hobby horse which had no pedals, it was invented by a scotsman kilpatrick macmillan in 1839, it had pedals
SGT Norgan Aaah of course let’s mention the fucking war again... Bit strong coming from a nation that once colonised more than half the fucking world..... (that’ll do certainly wasn’t at order back then..)
im not sure why ppl still think its funny to make fun of german loss. they fought wars against europe solo . even with musolini as a double agent, the enigma decoded, having the army spread thin in many theaters and having a new enemy in america in the late game . they still made most of europe look like idiots russia included, if only they didnt spend time developing different methods of torture for jewish people and focused on the war they would probably have won.
Some truth, well with "Trollinger" wine this joke works fine maybe with "Dornfelder" too ... but the wine from Baden und Pfalz is great. The problem is that the stuff exported as "German wine" is exactly as described. Better neither wash your hair nor polish your shoes. The car was invented in Mannheim not Stuttgart and the place where he is standing is the town Ludwigsburg not Stuttgart.
I am afraid you are misinformed, she works today because she has German gene engineering, stable genes keeping her alive, thanks the Germans, the tea drinking is just for show off.
@@comradneptic4740 German is still human, all human genes will age. Tea protects your gene from accelerated aging. German and other human are no different. I think you are misinformed..
@@comradneptic4740 There is no difference here, German is still human. To tell you the truth, the most durable gene for life is the Japanese, they live longer than any race lol.
James- I had some some samples of wine in the UK. We call that stuff "vinegar"! And the samples had been from Kent! So you may imagine what it tastes like done by a scouser!
@@KoeSeer Its the same thing really. But it also depends on what type of cartridge it fires. Automatic rifle just generalizes it really. I know BAR stands for Browning automatic rifle, but video games tend to put it in the light machine gun category because it fires the 30-06 round.
Also Saxons from Germany (Lower Saxony) Old Saxon language = Old Low German language In Scottish/Irish languages, Englishmen/England called as Saxons/Saxony: Sasannach/Sasannaich/Sasainn - Englishman/Englishmen/England Sasanach/Sasanaigh/Sasana - Englishman/Englishmen/England
Entschuldigung er Lörf. Er weiß nicht was er sagte. Nicht so vielen Englisch Menschen sind Wein Experten. Sie gefallen mehr der Brau. Vertrauen mich: Ich bin Italienisch.
Face it: Since Richard the Lionheart acknowledged the sovereignty of the German Roman Emperor over the Kingdom of England and its subordinates Britain is only an insurgent province. And 'cause his sister married Henry the Lion (they had it with big cats seemingly) and one of Henry's descendants, Ernest Augustus, later on married a cousin of Anne Stuart a German inherited the thrones of England and Scotland in 1714 - and the thrones stayed in German hands since then. :-D
Wouldn't that only be true if the world wars didn't occur, because the Treaty of Versailles defined the limits of Germany, didn't it? So that may have technically been true for a while, but...
@@kjn3350 yes, but only the limits of Germany which was only one of the kingdoms - although the biggest - within the Empire. The breaking point of my argument would rather be around 1806 as Emperor Franz II abolished the Empire after Baden, Hesse, Cleves, Württemberg and Bavaria as well as 11 smaller states - led by the Archchancellor of the Empire Karl Theodor of Dahlberg, the Archbishop of Mainz - declared their secession from the Empire and founded the "Rheinbund" under the protection of Napoleon. Emperor Franz then declared himself Emperor of Austria and Hungary, and so there were suddenly two self-declared Emperors, while the Roman Empire of German Nation had ended. It was never re-erected; the later Empire 1870 - 1918 was a German Empire of Prussian Nation and no legal successor. But nevertheless the throne of the British Commonwealth is still held by a family of purely German descent. (By the way: The last German-Prussian emperor was a grandson of Queen Victoria and a cousin of Tsar Nikolaus and Nikolaus wife, who was also a granddaughter of Victoria. So WW I could be seen in essence as a family dispute where the family members had far too much power for their own good.)
@@bitchmidlevel Richard I Lionheart was born and raised in England as the fourth son of King Henry II, but lived most of his adult life (before becoming king) in the Duchy of Acquitaine, his mother's heritage. His three elder brothers died before his father, so he became Duke of Normandy and King of England in 1189. In the following year he set out on the crusade, occupied Sicily, conquested Cyprus and married the daughter of the King of Navarre, fought 1191/92 in the Holy Land. Since he had made the Byzantine Emperor his foe by annexing Cyprus and his ship wrecked near Aquileia he was forced to take the land route via the Holy Roman Empire to the territory of this brother-in-law Henry the Lion. Since he had alienated the Emperor as well as the Habsburg Duke of Austria by his arrogance during the crusade, the travelled in disguise, but was identified and arrested by Leopold of Austria and Styria, who handed him over to Emperor Henry VI. After paying a ransom three times of the annual income of the English throne Richard was set free in 1194 and re-crowned in Winchester. In the same year he set own to reconquer Normandy which was taken by King Philip of France during his absence. He stayed on the continent, most of the time waging war against the King of France and his allies, until his death in 1199.
I do agree that German quality is supposed to be the best, however I have to disagree with the latest models, a lot of Chinese made parts even in high end quality vehicles and you have to pay a massive amount of money and then there are let's say "gadgets" that are standard on cheaper cars. I see that they learned to give less for a higher price. That's why I prefer old Mercedes models, those are high quality vehicles
Why do the Germans keep electing politicians that in the end, they don't like? It was like that guy they elected in the thirties. I can't think of his name but let's just say he had a long French summer holiday.
German cities where German car brands are headquarted: Sttutgart: Mercedes-Benz and Porsche Munich: BMW Wolfsburg: Volkswagen Ingolstadt: Audi Russelheim: Opel
@@ben-ww7ks Karl von Drais, the creator of what is generally considered the first bicycle would likely disagree, seeing as he lived in part of what is now Germany.
Did they diss German wine? I know that they're not spring chickens, but are they old enough to be referring to Blue Nun, the popular German wine in Britain in the 1960s, an inexpensive wine produced mainly for export?
Just like every left wing politician in Germany is ruining your country, destroying your identity and teaching you to not be proud to be German. It’s so sad I want to cry, and I’m English.
"Germany is the only place where you can take a car as fast it can go on the motorway" Well, come to Pakistan drive as fast wherever you want. Cross a cop car 400 Km/h, the cop won't say anything. And no, the roads aren't bad. You can take a car to its max speed ont he motorway or on long highways. If the cop stops you just give him 5000 PKR (50 USD) and he will act like nothing ever happened.
"James, the Queen is German, but you don't sing 'Deutschland, Deutschland Uber Alles' every time she comes on the telly, do you?"
"I do, actually..."
"Yeah, he does, I've seen him."
what ep was that one?
@@MuhammadHumzahYusuf Can't remember, but it's in the old TG, when they're on one of their rants about Germany.
@@michaelscott6022 i think its from the bentley brooklands episodes
@@DLTX1007 correct
Him?? Thats the truth. The queens is actually a male
Thats why the queen works until today! German quality!
Have u ever used german internet?
Quality German Product
@@I-Maser sadly
@@GermanKerman fucking Coopercabel bullshit...
My, I thought my uncle Peter were the author of this comment but then I saw it was "Vogt", not "Vogts"...
The German Name of Monty Python and the Holy Grail is The Knights of the Coconut.
That's brilliant!
“Ze” coconut 🤭
@@lazyjesus6573 Die Ritter der Kokosnuss
Turns out they also say “Ni”😂😂
"The queen is still working even though she is 14017 years old"
Working??? 🤔🤔
@Disco Inferno Yes, she has. You never knew it because media don't tell you.
@Disco Inferno very nice
@Disco Inferno She's descended directly from the House of Hannover, and is related to the old Prussian/German Kaisers, but (except through the very remote relation between almost every modern European) she is not related to Hitler.
Disco Inferno fuck off
Mate, it's German humor. It's no laughing matter.
Ahh, I see someone has Womble culture
@@rustyshackelford9612 Aye, a fellow man of culture as well... G'day sir.
@@doofino G'day as well! Hope you have your deagle
Finally some true culture
The boogh of the Titanic
In fact, the kings and queens of half of Europe are German or of significant German origin^^
The House of Sonderburg-Glücksburg provided all Scandinavia with kings and stuff (well, with the exception of Finland, that's a republic).
@@eltfell the russian monarchy descended from some Swedish royal family who also descended from the Germans so theres another one.
@@eltfell also Finnland isn't part of Scandinavia, just of the Nordic countries
@@eltfell: Sweden's current royal family is French in origin, and to be fair with the history of diplomatic relations and the idea of royal blood, most European countries' royal families have heritage from most other European nations (currently or historically).
English are German if you want to play that game
I was vacationing in the Florida Keys, and a newlywed couple from Germany were honeymooning in the cabin next door. We spent several days just discussing the differences. My impression was that they were quite a "free" culture, but extremely structured and geared toward efficiency. Their laws and regulations actually seemed to make sense... and be designed to maximize efficiency and to solve problems, not create them. I was very impressed...
It always amazes me how thats the impression other people have of our bureucracy and regulations. Some are common sense sure, but if you lifed here you would be forgiven for thinking that a lot of them where instated for the express purpose of impeding efficiency. Maybe its even worse in other countries?
@@julian7247 it is a lot worse. Trust me
We are not a "free" culture, many germans love getting parented by the government and following a leader, everyone else is always near a burnout.....
@@boonamai8926 the only “freedom” you get is being gay as far as i can see, people mistake aids for freedom these days ⛈
Germany's love for rules is the reason why no one wants speed limits on their motorways. For the average German, the _autobahn_ is seen as their only place of total freedom in a super-regulated country, because you can go as fast as you please and no one can stop you. Whenever the German government has tried to finally put a _tempolimit_ (speed limit) on the motorways, they always failed.
The trick is you don't know if the car has suffocated until you open the door. Until you do so the car remains in a state of being both breathing and suffocated at the same time. Schrodinger's Mercedes I like to call it.
Or you could also call it ... you know ... Schrödinger's cat
@@Marcel-vt2dj No couldn’t be, I mean that’s quite a stretch.
I do hope you are aware that this joke doesn't actually represent the core idea of Schrodingers experiment, right?
And before you ask, ofcourse I am german ;)
Basically you exchanged the box with a mercedes. Rest stays the same. Still shroedingers cat. And for sure i can tell you a car does not suffocate nor breathe at all
u bastard i spilled my beer
2:48
Jezza: It isn't just cars that are built well here, it is absolutely everything.
James: Except wine.
Also James: *Quickly looks around in search of hostilities*
Germany is a brilliant country, we should all admit that.
nah
Was
Not anymore, it's going down a dark road politically.
@dryef don well we'll surely have to travel with horses if these crazy left wingers tax co2 emissions and diesel cars and whatever.
@dryef don it's not like taxing co2 emissions is going to help anyone. It's only there to pull money out the taxpayers pocket because you need to use your car whether the use is taxed or not. It's only going to ruin the life's of people who can't afford it but need their car. Also it's the opposing side that wants religious laws like the Sharia so they can **not life anymore** women who don't wear a blanket on their head.
When they Film from britain: making Jokes about germany the whole time
When theyre filming in Germany: literally compliment everything theyve done 😂
He knows Carsten Stahl will knock on his door if he doesn’t compliment everything
Well it’s polite as we smashed them in 2 world wars
@@essexginge9167 you mean the russians and america who did 98% of the work
@@Ass4ssin007 lmao! If you say so dude.
@@suficer7827 Britain was literally an inch away from surrendering when the US and Russia saved your ass Imao.
The Chevrolet quality test for a car is done by locking a cat inside of the car overnight. If the cat has managed to drive away with car despite not having the key then you know you have a quality product.
That can't be true....there's no such thing as a Chevy that actually starts.
@@inaz1963 There is, I saw one that'd had all it's internals replaced with Mercedes parts once. ..
im a chevy guy purely because i love the corvette fuck you ill fight you on that. but long ago like when i was 16 34 now but anyway my dad had pissed me off (typical american youth butting heads with dad) well he took the keys away from my truck and i decided to show him i ran out to the truck jiggled the ignition switch and got it to pop just enough i was able to start the truck and drive off... yeah chevy has problems :( i called my dad later cuse i killed the engine and was not able to get it to do that again he was more embarrassed that i was able to do that than be mad at me any more lol.
@@inaz1963 Your thinking of jeep
That's Honda
Harley Davidson also has a similar test. They take a motorcycle off the assembly line, put a cat on it. They will know if the bike is built right if they come back and the cat is wearing a black tshirt and leather.
Germany bike friendly?
I think he was thinking of the Netherlands
The West is very bike friendly
@@MK-rw1on naa.. Not really
I live in koblenz and the bike toads are terrible🚲✌️
Marten haha no it really isn’t
@@MK-rw1on Been to Oxford, and Cambridge in the UK. They're both fairly bike friendly by UK standards, but nothing compared to Tokyo.
The Germans held the first Tour de France in 1939
Every time Jeremy speaks with a German accent I bust a nut laughing
I almost thought of your comment the other way
He gets the German accent pretty good. I was a bit impressed.
He did really well, though.
3:16 a hundred and forty seventeen years old hahaha jeremy you made my day🤣
I think they were partly still poking fun at the SA president
Lol Stutgart is not bike-friendly. Not at all. At least according to my brother who lives there.
Trust me, it isnt
It wasn't Filmed in Stuttgart. It was in Ludwigsburg
No, not really. I lived there for two months and can confirm. It´s also not a "compact" city by any means and the streets and roads outside the immediate city centre are often very steep as well.
Stuttgart is not friendly in anything.
In Stuttgart the car drivers are not aiming for the bikes. In comparision to england thats friendly
always a pleasure to enioy the foreigen view on us. On that note. The car and the bicycle were both invented in Mannheim Germany. Humor,..not so much.
All german humor is found in bielefeld.
Dhaydon haha... Dort braucht man ihn auch 😀
on that note, the germans didnt invent the "car" the first internal combustion engine automobile (car) was invented by frenchman francois isaac de rivas in 1806 and it was powered by hydrogen. the germans didnt the "bicycle" they invented the hobby horse which had no pedals, it was invented by a scotsman kilpatrick macmillan in 1839, it had pedals
@@ben-ww7ks you seem to be the only person in the world who knows about this! 😅
Germans are funny tbh,I don't get this meme
No word for "that'll do" explains their 1914-1918 and 1939-1945 tour of Europe
SGT Norgan Aaah of course let’s mention the fucking war again... Bit strong coming from a nation that once colonised more than half the fucking world..... (that’ll do certainly wasn’t at order back then..)
@@LSATSB Germany might've lost those wars, but at the end of the last one, they were in such bad shape that they pretty much all but collapsed.
well their politicians don't try to hide Rotherham tier shit so
im not sure why ppl still think its funny to make fun of german loss. they fought wars against europe solo . even with musolini as a double agent, the enigma decoded, having the army spread thin in many theaters and having a new enemy in america in the late game . they still made most of europe look like idiots russia included, if only they didnt spend time developing different methods of torture for jewish people and focused on the war they would probably have won.
@@rhodesianwojak2095 actually I was referring to gas Chambers . But what ever floats ur boat
"Not a very popular man, but you elected him!"
Politics in a nutshell
Jeremy: What was Basic Instinct?
Crowd: Basic Instinct
The wine joke would have worked in every other part of Germany, EXCEPT the South-West, meaning Stuttgart and it's area. 😏
Some truth, well with "Trollinger" wine this joke works fine maybe with "Dornfelder" too ... but the wine from Baden und Pfalz is great. The problem is that the stuff exported as "German wine" is exactly as described. Better neither wash your hair nor polish your shoes. The car was invented in Mannheim not Stuttgart and the place where he is standing is the town Ludwigsburg not Stuttgart.
That's whe he brought up the topic there.
Ah that's why this comment,fell flat,its actually a wine growing area
The day hasnt come yet where I will heed a brits opinion on wine.
Clarkson does have a spot-on Brummie accent.
The accent was more french than German ... 😂😂😂
Sounds Dutch
@@jakedeane5304 German on crack
Jeremy, the black bar is in the wrong place! It's supposed to be just above his top lip!
And a lot smaller.
Fun fact even the Autobahn has a speed limit, because it's flight room which has a speed limit of 834 km/h
Do you mean that the autobahn is mostly in Class G Air Space (Luftraum)? Then it would actually have a limit of 250 knots or about 463 km/h.
@@nikilase4312 so the chiron 300+ at top speed would actually be illegal?
"There is no word for 'that'll do'"
*Passt scho*
Basst scho
schickt
Langt.
löppt.
Muss
So bad they will never do this show again 😩 I wish I could see that three blokes live, this is a chance in my life that will never come again
The queen of England still works today because she drinks tea every afternoon.
I am afraid you are misinformed, she works today because she has German gene engineering, stable genes keeping her alive, thanks the Germans, the tea drinking is just for show off.
@@comradneptic4740 German is still human, all human genes will age. Tea protects your gene from accelerated aging. German and other human are no different. I think you are misinformed..
@@novrahadi8568 going by the internet memes, you mong, I study biology when I have the spare time, that includes genetics
@@comradneptic4740 There is no difference here, German is still human. To tell you the truth, the most durable gene for life is the Japanese, they live longer than any race lol.
@@novrahadi8568 you must be fun at parties
It's quiet funny because the Queen's favourite white wine is from Germany 😅
Jeremy sounds more Dutch than German😂
3:20 that would be: "passt schon"
oder "Pi mal Daumen"
@@dirkdriessen1133 And even there we managed to sneak some Math into the incalculable!
@@kaMosGO Pi is not calculable, too. Its only an abstract greek letter we use to cover an endless number.
@@flywithtb5005 come again?
James- I had some some samples of wine in the UK. We call that stuff "vinegar"! And the samples had been from Kent! So you may imagine what it tastes like done by a scouser!
Counter-argument: "Clear and Present Danger" was "Das Kartell" in German.
Germany also invented the automatic rifle.
You mean assault rifle? BAR is an Automatic rifle.
@@KoeSeer Its the same thing really. But it also depends on what type of cartridge it fires. Automatic rifle just generalizes it really. I know BAR stands for Browning automatic rifle, but video games tend to put it in the light machine gun category because it fires the 30-06 round.
SG-43?
@@SuperLeica1 STG 44
@@SuperLeica1 STG-44.
I love Ze Germanz
British sarcasm at it’s finest
Good job Jeremy didn’t do that joke about German cars with indicators that do the hitler salute and Sat navs that only go to Poland.
Don't forget "Berlin to Warsaw in one tank." And "SatNav that only goes to Poland."
Also Saxons from Germany (Lower Saxony)
Old Saxon language = Old Low German language
In Scottish/Irish languages, Englishmen/England called as Saxons/Saxony:
Sasannach/Sasannaich/Sasainn - Englishman/Englishmen/England
Sasanach/Sasanaigh/Sasana - Englishman/Englishmen/England
2:51 you personally insulted me as a german winemaker
On behalf of Jeremy, I apologise.
Mr Whine Maker.
Entschuldigung er Lörf. Er weiß nicht was er sagte. Nicht so vielen Englisch Menschen sind Wein Experten. Sie gefallen mehr der Brau.
Vertrauen mich: Ich bin Italienisch.
@@alessandrorona6205 È bello sapere che anche altre nazioni vinicole apprezzano i vini tedeschi. Prost! 🍷
Face it: Since Richard the Lionheart acknowledged the sovereignty of the German Roman Emperor over the Kingdom of England and its subordinates Britain is only an insurgent province. And 'cause his sister married Henry the Lion (they had it with big cats seemingly) and one of Henry's descendants, Ernest Augustus, later on married a cousin of Anne Stuart a German inherited the thrones of England and Scotland in 1714 - and the thrones stayed in German hands since then. :-D
Wouldn't that only be true if the world wars didn't occur, because the Treaty of Versailles defined the limits of Germany, didn't it? So that may have technically been true for a while, but...
@@kjn3350 yes, but only the limits of Germany which was only one of the kingdoms - although the biggest - within the Empire. The breaking point of my argument would rather be around 1806 as Emperor Franz II abolished the Empire after Baden, Hesse, Cleves, Württemberg and Bavaria as well as 11 smaller states - led by the Archchancellor of the Empire Karl Theodor of Dahlberg, the Archbishop of Mainz - declared their secession from the Empire and founded the "Rheinbund" under the protection of Napoleon. Emperor Franz then declared himself Emperor of Austria and Hungary, and so there were suddenly two self-declared Emperors, while the Roman Empire of German Nation had ended. It was never re-erected; the later Empire 1870 - 1918 was a German Empire of Prussian Nation and no legal successor. But nevertheless the throne of the British Commonwealth is still held by a family of purely German descent. (By the way: The last German-Prussian emperor was a grandson of Queen Victoria and a cousin of Tsar Nikolaus and Nikolaus wife, who was also a granddaughter of Victoria. So WW I could be seen in essence as a family dispute where the family members had far too much power for their own good.)
Didn’t he heir on the side wasn’t he only in England for like 6 months his entire 10 year rein
@@bitchmidlevel Richard I Lionheart was born and raised in England as the fourth son of King Henry II, but lived most of his adult life (before becoming king) in the Duchy of Acquitaine, his mother's heritage. His three elder brothers died before his father, so he became Duke of Normandy and King of England in 1189. In the following year he set out on the crusade, occupied Sicily, conquested Cyprus and married the daughter of the King of Navarre, fought 1191/92 in the Holy Land. Since he had made the Byzantine Emperor his foe by annexing Cyprus and his ship wrecked near Aquileia he was forced to take the land route via the Holy Roman Empire to the territory of this brother-in-law Henry the Lion. Since he had alienated the Emperor as well as the Habsburg Duke of Austria by his arrogance during the crusade, the travelled in disguise, but was identified and arrested by Leopold of Austria and Styria, who handed him over to Emperor Henry VI. After paying a ransom three times of the annual income of the English throne Richard was set free in 1194 and re-crowned in Winchester. In the same year he set own to reconquer Normandy which was taken by King Philip of France during his absence. He stayed on the continent, most of the time waging war against the King of France and his allies, until his death in 1199.
That ending 😂
There you go, it stopped. 😂😂
Hello old friend. Fancy seeing you here...
This is the reason German science is the best (pause) in za warudo
Next you'll say: "Grand Tour and JJ in one statement? You are a bold one"
I do agree that German quality is supposed to be the best, however I have to disagree with the latest models, a lot of Chinese made parts even in high end quality vehicles and you have to pay a massive amount of money and then there are let's say "gadgets" that are standard on cheaper cars. I see that they learned to give less for a higher price. That's why I prefer old Mercedes models, those are high quality vehicles
That's trueee, my family drive mercedes since late 50's , can say the same for the new ones
Why do the Germans keep electing politicians that in the end, they don't like? It was like that guy they elected in the thirties. I can't think of his name but let's just say he had a long French summer holiday.
the serbian name for airplane is top tier tho "Is there a pilot in the airplane?"
Same in Poland.
@@MaurycyNejman a much funnier name, like how "Alien" is called "The eight passanger"
German cities where German car brands are headquarted:
Sttutgart: Mercedes-Benz and Porsche
Munich: BMW
Wolfsburg: Volkswagen
Ingolstadt: Audi
Russelheim: Opel
Fun fact: Wolfsburg for 6 weeks changed their name to Golfsburg for the launch of the VW Golf Mk5 in 2003.
Ford's European HQ and Toyota Gazoo Racing Europe are based in Cologne
I mean, Germany wasn't only the birthplace of the car, though, it was also the birthplace of the bicycle.
scotland invented the bicycle
@@ben-ww7ks Karl von Drais, the creator of what is generally considered the first bicycle would likely disagree, seeing as he lived in part of what is now Germany.
@@thomaszinser8714 wrong that was called the hobby horse, had no peddles. kilpatrick macmillan invented the bicycle 1839
@@ben-ww7ks hobby horse? Thats one wild translation if ive ever heard one, not even close to the german name 🤣
I really like British Humor
Haven’t seen Germans this happy for 80 years
Did they diss German wine? I know that they're not spring chickens, but are they old enough to be referring to Blue Nun, the popular German wine in Britain in the 1960s, an inexpensive wine produced mainly for export?
God bless German for their cars, from a two BMW owner
From VW Passat B5.5 1.9 TDI owner.
I also have two BMWs.
Manual E60 530i
E39 M5
I'm actually a Jag fan though.
2012 Golf 2.5 owner, has been the best and most reliable car I have ever owned. I will never get rid of it.
Could someone please tell what season and episode this is?
1:44 The Germans are the only people on Earth who really know how to make a car
Japanese automotive engineers: Are we a joke to you?
Ja
JA!
But a very funny one !
JA
The Japanese however are the only people on earth who really how to make a reliable car
"The Germans are the only people on Earth who really know how to make a car." -Jezza
Riesling is a German wine 🍷
That'll do! = Passt scho!
Hundred an fourty sevteen years old
Wich episode was this?
The cat suffocating joke is such a subtle dig at gas vans in WW2 🌝
Tf you saying? Weirdest interpretation ever
EPIC SHOW
EPIC
EPIC TRIO
THE BEST EVER!!!!
The phrase Jeremy was after is:
"kein Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung"
Keine*
@@gaspardttcourt1937
My bad.
Sorry.
@@lewis72 np man no big deal
If he wants to ride bicycle all day long he should move to amsterdam xD
A hundred and forty seventeen years old.
I'm German ja?!
Ze elected politicians are destroying our core industry! Help ja! Bitte!😪
Just like every left wing politician in Germany is ruining your country, destroying your identity and teaching you to not be proud to be German. It’s so sad I want to cry, and I’m English.
yeah, for wine you have to go a bit south to Austria
Austrian wine is horrible and you guys put antifreeze in there.
why don't I remember this ?
The Romanian cat test is slightly different. Wherever the cat sticks its head out, fill that hole with body filler.
It‘s recorded in Ludwigsburg that‘s in the Near of Stuttgart but Not in Stuttgart
Ludwigsburg is in spitting distance of Stuttgart
@@alistairwalker2850 It is but it's not Stuttgart.
We have that joke in here for ZASTAVA cars.
Didn't ZASTAVA produce the Yugo?
😉👏
Love how English is the universal language of the petrol heads!! lol
Jeremy is secretely a brummie
God Hammond is a fucking agreeable poodle. There's a reason they don't cut to James.
i'm utterly confused as to if this was an insult or a compliment
well still better then british wine
The day hasnt come yet where I will heed a brits opinion on wine.
German wine is awefull, shoudn't exist. Please stick with beer and herbal liquors.
"The Queen is German" and so are the English People.
his brummie accent is 2 sick lol
...all in the family, german and english royals
The Queen. Best German Quality.
Sorry to disappoint you but Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is half German. Her mother was Scottish.
Hey hey. He spells "Porsche" correctly!!
"Germany is the only place where you can take a car as fast it can go on the motorway"
Well, come to Pakistan drive as fast wherever you want.
Cross a cop car 400 Km/h, the cop won't say anything.
And no, the roads aren't bad. You can take a car to its max speed ont he motorway or on long highways.
If the cop stops you just give him 5000 PKR (50 USD) and he will act like nothing ever happened.
2:15 Or rather, the cat is dead and alive at the same time until they go back to check on it.
does anybody know what episode this is?
Someone Know which Episode this is from?
Season 1. But I don't know which episode
Season 1, Episode 9
Thanks
The car wasnt invented in Stuttgart. It was in Mannheim.
Yeah, but there was the Gewächshaus of Gottlieb Daimler at Osmaniandowntown.
it wasnt invented in mannheim, it was invented in switzerland by a frenchman francois isaac de rivas in 1807 and it was powered by hydrogen
Man that's a weird af aspect ratio
Passt schon. That is german way of saying it will do
And then what happens Next the Ferrari engineer and the Ford engineer enters the table to stop the conversation???
I didn’t realise she was queen of only England
Clarkson apologizing for an accent? Oooooo
Stuttgart isn't Bike-friendly. It's a nightmare.
SIS IS NOT STUTTGART SIS IS LUDWIGSBURG!
Yes well Ludwigsburg is in spitting distance of Stuttgart.
There is a word for that will do and it is Das passt schon
Oder "passt scho' "
Der Laie siehts eh nicht.
Yes, but that means "stop misbehaving."
@@Crusader1815 no it doesn't
@@Crusader1815
No it doesnt. It means "That fits/is enough (probably)"
I love German white wine, especially Riesling from German Alsace side.
Paweł F. FishingVLOG I prefer German beer because there’s always a gorgeous big breasted German girl carrying two of them
@Jessica Koenigsbach works out if you like men, and extrapolating from the fact you have a husband, probably so.
We have so much good whine in germany. You just have to drive to france and have a taste
Thank you for not saying "Blue Nonne"!
Prefer a man's drink whisky wines for gays and women
And,2nd part?
...she is hundred and fourty-seventeen years old.
Wie lustig.
Echt jetzt‼️
Ja, ich hatte es damals auch erst durch CZcams erfahren.😂