A Joke for ADD and ADHD Awareness Month

It's ADHD Awareness Month and I have ADD*. I talked about it a bit in my special Good Grief. The story covers my ADD, grief, depression, and trying to get properly medicated while avoiding addiction.
*I say ADD rather than ADHD when talking about myself because that's what it was called when I was a kid, but also because I don't feel hyperactive, and saying "Non-Hyperactive ADHD" is tedious. It's my brain. I'll describe it however I want.