Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Ari Shaffir v. Garbage

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  • čas přidán 10. 09. 2024
  • Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian and podcast host Ari Shaffir. You know Ari Shaffir from Joe Rogan Podcast, This is Not Happening, Skeptic Tank, Netflix, Bertcast w/ Bert Kreischer, Tigerbelly w/ Bobby Lee, Stand up Comedy, & Comedy Central. Thanks for watching Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast!
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    Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
    Steal shampoo from hotels?
    Own a George Foreman Grill?
    Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

Komentáře • 963

  • @takeinterest1497
    @takeinterest1497 Před 11 měsíci +403

    Ari asking the questions just proves how pro the boys are with their garbage lmfao. These guys aint slippin

    • @elizabethmahoney83
      @elizabethmahoney83 Před 11 měsíci

      Because the questions are weak as fuck

    • @BigTeetz
      @BigTeetz Před 11 měsíci +23

      The strength of the witness is displayed under cross examination

    • @FeloniousFunk
      @FeloniousFunk Před 11 měsíci +6

      What a fkin epic comment

    • @DrunkInPublic
      @DrunkInPublic Před 4 měsíci

      @@BigTeetzGodddamn this comment was classy and trashy at the same time 🎉

  • @christinafoster9937
    @christinafoster9937 Před 11 měsíci +175

    Okay. I look forward to this post but never laughed harder than "you got shot down at Starbucks and he's dressed like 9 people" H you killed it

  • @nickdries602
    @nickdries602 Před 11 měsíci +179

    “I’m the most successful I’ve ever been and I’m still defaulting on my cretic cards” I felt that in my soul

  • @moralhazard1
    @moralhazard1 Před 11 měsíci +9

    "You can get whatever you want, written on a cake, whenever you want" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ianpullman203
    @ianpullman203 Před 11 měsíci +15

    “He’s dressed like 9 people” 😂😂😂

  • @Grom-rl8bm
    @Grom-rl8bm Před 11 měsíci +96

    Ari getting SUPER into this is one of the best outcomes of this pod 😂

  • @Thisismyson
    @Thisismyson Před 11 měsíci +127

    "I love asian car culture" had me dying

  • @strongarm9904
    @strongarm9904 Před 11 měsíci +86

    Ari should have said one was classy and one was garbage and let the boys argue over who’s who.

  • @jonnygranville281
    @jonnygranville281 Před 11 měsíci +38

    I giggle like an idiot when Kippy holds up the Miller Hi life's in the intro

    • @xanderscott807
      @xanderscott807 Před 11 měsíci +4

      The music makes it even better 😂

    • @Chronosapian
      @Chronosapian Před 11 měsíci +6

      I love the champagne glass of milk also. Perfection

  • @capecodgarbage4702
    @capecodgarbage4702 Před 11 měsíci +366

    Just so you two know this show has carried me during a tough weekend. Best $10 I’ve ever spend appreciate the laughs

    • @369damshefine
      @369damshefine Před 11 měsíci +16

      i got it free wyd

    • @jibba1681
      @jibba1681 Před 11 měsíci +7

      They stopped responding to comments about a year ago…the algo stopped working for them after they did it😂

    • @user-kq6ju6hc1w
      @user-kq6ju6hc1w Před 11 měsíci +7

      Jokes on you, this is a free podcast

    • @capecodgarbage4702
      @capecodgarbage4702 Před 11 měsíci +19

      I pay for the patreon so therefore I’m a $10 homie

    • @dillonprentice1968
      @dillonprentice1968 Před 11 měsíci

      @@capecodgarbage4702honestly it’s only $10 and this podcast is hilarious. Rather spend $10 on this than tip at literally anywhere that’s asking nowadays.

  • @PearlDrumsHead
    @PearlDrumsHead Před 11 měsíci +29

    And here I am sneaking an IPA on my break at the warehouse and Ari’s on?? Hachi Machi imma be a little late coming back boss 🤙🏻

  • @Andykilla94
    @Andykilla94 Před 11 měsíci +57

    The common man’s podcast.. Consistently putting out great content. Respect fellas

    • @low_vibration
      @low_vibration Před 11 měsíci

      Is there anything common about ari?

    • @Andykilla94
      @Andykilla94 Před 11 měsíci

      Hahaha Nowadays he’s seeming more normal than most

  • @Columbian.sand.blasted.nostril
    @Columbian.sand.blasted.nostril Před 11 měsíci +171

    Ooooooooo I’m gunna smoke extra drugs if uncle ari is in the “addition” 💜

    • @Columbian.sand.blasted.nostril
      @Columbian.sand.blasted.nostril Před 11 měsíci +11

      Fingers crossed he’s spiked one of the boys waters, my bets on luke

    • @happyfairyjerry
      @happyfairyjerry Před 11 měsíci +14

      Packing heavy bowls rn😂

    • @gmo9023
      @gmo9023 Před 11 měsíci

      You might want to wait and see what drugs uncle ari is gonna give you first

    • @josephestrada982
      @josephestrada982 Před 11 měsíci

      Fucking ran to the bowl once I saw the jew

    • @bobbybush1750
      @bobbybush1750 Před 11 měsíci +4

      Don't worry, just finish your drink Ari's got you.

  • @LuisTorres-lp3xr
    @LuisTorres-lp3xr Před 11 měsíci +12

    This one made me want to see Ari live more than anything. He's a perfect combo to the show.

  • @mikecorra2504
    @mikecorra2504 Před 11 měsíci +8

    Best joke of the show was was the last 2 mins: “you look like Z.Z. bottom!”

  • @misun808
    @misun808 Před 11 měsíci +47

    Leave it Ari to flip the script and show up in yet another wild outfit! Haha! 😂 Ari Shaffir brings the chaos and is non stop hilarious!
    Go see him on tour!

  • @Bmurr97
    @Bmurr97 Před 11 měsíci +99

    Nothing Ari could say would be able to change him from absolute trash, he’s a gem tho

    • @cracknigga
      @cracknigga Před 11 měsíci

      Saw Ari on his Europe tour this year. Nearly shat my pants laughing, this guy would be soo successful if not for his self sabotage and wild tweets

    • @dbrey2635
      @dbrey2635 Před 11 měsíci

      Wish they would have just shoulder shrugged and taking the shots though. What's the worst that happens you have a really good time.

    • @aussiemenace1924
      @aussiemenace1924 Před 11 měsíci

      @dbrey2635 imagine accepting a drink from an israeli agent 🤣👍
      This poor bastard did after exposing israeli nukes to the Brits;
      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mordechai_Vanunu

    • @aussiemenace1924
      @aussiemenace1924 Před 11 měsíci

      Turns out the wmds were in israel all along, we were just tricked with 9/11 into doing their dirty work for 'em, like Pearl Harbour and WWII all over again, then "they" play the victims 🤣

    • @aussiemenace1924
      @aussiemenace1924 Před 11 měsíci

      It was all there on Conan. Like what ari and set I mean joe rogen, are doing to the current-day comics, like gal gadot (idf) does m.czcams.com/video/gFNz6dMJX9Q/video.html&pp=ygUfYWRhbSBzYW5kbGVyIGNvbmFuIGNocmlzIGZhcmxleQ%3D%3D

  • @AriMarkShaneKippyFoley
    @AriMarkShaneKippyFoley Před 10 měsíci +5

    This was a classic ep. Ari is awesome. It's always comedy gold when he's on the pod. 😂

  • @Trozzo
    @Trozzo Před 11 měsíci +27

    Ari the Goat... herder

  • @mattmartinez7
    @mattmartinez7 Před 11 měsíci +6

    Ari looks like the "Tubi" version of Don Cheadle in Rush Hour

  • @waynem7186
    @waynem7186 Před 11 měsíci +11

    Ari looks insane and I love it. Dude never disappoints on his 'bits' / jokes, a legend.

  • @sshuggi
    @sshuggi Před 11 měsíci +2

    "A little soup and salad." Haha, dynamite drop in from Toby.

  • @monkeywang9972
    @monkeywang9972 Před 11 měsíci +8

    That was a real treat of an episode that went completely off the rails.

  • @kennethvasquez4717
    @kennethvasquez4717 Před 11 měsíci +8

    Finishin off a hilarious episode with the ZZ Bottom joke. Ari truely is the international man of chaos

    • @funkk
      @funkk Před 11 měsíci

      For real lol

  • @Looch27
    @Looch27 Před 11 měsíci +62

    Just finished an awful 10 hour shift. Thank u guys for making my night a bit easier :)

    • @frank12777
      @frank12777 Před 11 měsíci +4

      No one cares

    • @RG-tm7uq
      @RG-tm7uq Před 11 měsíci +2

      I feel you man!

    • @Jacqie_Lee
      @Jacqie_Lee Před 11 měsíci

      ⁠someone does actually d¡Ck head

    • @davidsaf4907
      @davidsaf4907 Před 11 měsíci +4

      me too dude. Finished cleaning the back room of the meat department at hour 9 x,x

    • @GG_11_11
      @GG_11_11 Před 11 měsíci +9

      ​@@frank12777We do care

  • @Ruhnow86
    @Ruhnow86 Před 4 měsíci +1

    “You’re gettin shot down at a Starbucks and he’s dressed like 9 people” 😂

  • @Gixsir
    @Gixsir Před 11 měsíci +50

    People may question Ari’s character for various drug scandals but the fact he’s still friends with Steve Ranazizi and still promotes him while the rest of the comedy world has turned their backs and made him a joke for the 9/11 stuff is respectable!! Shout out Ari

    • @jasondeliello2352
      @jasondeliello2352 Před 11 měsíci

      Honestly Bert’s just a bitch about that. All those guys all did it to each other all the time. Big jay to Shane. Ari to big jay. Diaz to segura. But Bert’s like boohoo why me?

    • @poindextertunes
      @poindextertunes Před 11 měsíci +1

      im not an ari fan but The League was such a funny show. also, Ranazizi came clean on the Howard Stern show and seemed genuinely remorseful

  • @BearerOfBadNews
    @BearerOfBadNews Před 3 měsíci

    26:21 "Alot of the time I'm half and half."
    - "A little soup and salad" 😂

  • @rwallaceva
    @rwallaceva Před 11 měsíci +12

    Let's go!!!! THE BOYS ARE HERE!!!

  • @shannontoppari5967
    @shannontoppari5967 Před 9 měsíci +1

    "Hiding dumps?!?!" Lol .. Fuckin cracks me up!

  • @chaseawai2498
    @chaseawai2498 Před 11 měsíci +3

    GREAT ep! I don't think I've seen Ari have this much fun on a podcast.

  • @jakemedeiros3929
    @jakemedeiros3929 Před 10 měsíci +1

    “You smell like my step dad” has me rolling oml

  • @AggieBeast
    @AggieBeast Před 11 měsíci +3

    Poor T-bone’s Chicago Bears this week 😂

  • @freakneek874
    @freakneek874 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Ari dressed like Eddie Murphy on The Golden Child 😂

  • @Sasquatch1987
    @Sasquatch1987 Před 11 měsíci +3

    I love when the boys have guys like Ari on, guys who they're legit friends with. The riffing just so smooth.
    Also, I love the idea of frequent guests bring their own questions haha

  • @Humanfeelingsnyc
    @Humanfeelingsnyc Před 7 měsíci +1

    Foleys "Youre dressed like 9 people" line was hilarious

  • @austinspitler32
    @austinspitler32 Před 11 měsíci +5

    I love that Ari came preloaded with questions for the boys and kept peppering in his upcoming show dates! Great episode!

  • @jimjohnson8999
    @jimjohnson8999 Před 10 měsíci +2

    ZZ Bottom was a golden line there at the end LMAO

  • @chrissywriight
    @chrissywriight Před 11 měsíci +13

    Congrats on your first 1M ep bozos (Tim Dillon - Long Island Trash)

  • @sapphiresux
    @sapphiresux Před 11 měsíci +14

    i make my bf fall asleep listening to ari's last visit in the suit. can't wait to tell him he's got a new replacement ep

    • @Trumpdog1
      @Trumpdog1 Před 11 měsíci +6

      Beta

    • @poindextertunes
      @poindextertunes Před 11 měsíci +1

      he’s not your property

    • @sapphiresux
      @sapphiresux Před 10 měsíci

      @@poindextertunes it's comedy i don't think he's suffering too much lmao

  • @Anthony-ti2it
    @Anthony-ti2it Před 11 měsíci +12

    Hour left at work today and you guys come through 🎉

    • @mitchellhenley6285
      @mitchellhenley6285 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Bout 4 left for me but that middle of the shift push is huge

    • @yannicgraichen
      @yannicgraichen Před 11 měsíci

      In what job can you listen to a podcast

    • @mitchellhenley6285
      @mitchellhenley6285 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@yannicgraichen a lot of them. I’m off in my own world working on plumbing or electrical in the small engineering department of a hotel.

  • @vstrvcvrtv
    @vstrvcvrtv Před 11 měsíci +7

    30:41 lmao, to see Ari realise he has been out smarted in his pissing behaviour

  • @stonewulf2755
    @stonewulf2755 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Ari being stuck in his shirt was really freaking me out, glad Toby cut the tension 😂❤

  • @CROWSLAW
    @CROWSLAW Před 11 měsíci

    “We’re all midnight scientists, when we’re alone”. Hahaha.

  • @ItsJoKeZ
    @ItsJoKeZ Před 11 měsíci +3

    GREAT TIMING. NEEDED THIS. LET'S GO!

  • @PaulWTaber-zd8ds
    @PaulWTaber-zd8ds Před 11 měsíci +4

    26:07 wow I laughed so hard at that answer from Foley haha he’s an American treasure we need to protect that man at all cost

  • @richardandrade9418
    @richardandrade9418 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Box wine time babyyyyyyy. Gonna get lit for this one bozos

  • @erikmcarthur6077
    @erikmcarthur6077 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Asian tug boat captain almost killed me

  • @FrostyJokerr
    @FrostyJokerr Před 11 měsíci +4

    We are blessed yet again on a beautiful Sunday evening 💕

  • @jakesmall3454
    @jakesmall3454 Před 11 měsíci +1

    ZZ Bottom lmao. Kippy hitting the buzzer beater at the end

  • @mfmerrim
    @mfmerrim Před 11 měsíci +7

    I for one vote for an Ari & Soder podcast.

  • @_Borko
    @_Borko Před 11 měsíci

    Kevin and Ari teaming up on Foley. Foley: "You think im listening to either one of you? You're getting shot down at a starbucks and he's dressed like 9 people." 😂😂😂

  • @donairsauce2496
    @donairsauce2496 Před 11 měsíci +4

    been on my Ari Shaffir shit lately, so pumped for this ep

  • @austinspitler32
    @austinspitler32 Před 11 měsíci

    “A little soup & salad…”. 😂

  • @dbrey2635
    @dbrey2635 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Ari eps are some of the best.

  • @casualsports90
    @casualsports90 Před 11 měsíci +1

    This will go down in 'are you garbage' history as a top 5 classic episode!!!

  • @Metal916
    @Metal916 Před 11 měsíci +3

    This is easily the best ari episode😭😂

  • @fakename1656
    @fakename1656 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Damn the sunglasses do bring the look together 😂

  • @mitchellhenley6285
    @mitchellhenley6285 Před 11 měsíci +8

    This is, and has been a closed and shut case. Love ari stopping by for an ep though

  • @nickxoneill
    @nickxoneill Před 11 měsíci +1

    "You're getting shot down at Starbucks and he's dressed like 9 people" is the funniest thing Foley has ever said

  • @travisfayy4446
    @travisfayy4446 Před 11 měsíci +4

    President in the house

  • @leahlawler9943
    @leahlawler9943 Před 11 měsíci

    “I pee and poop a lot” just cracked me up

  • @michaelsillars8146
    @michaelsillars8146 Před 11 měsíci +5

    Was just re watching the Tim Dillion episode, then this dropped right when I was finished , let’s go boys 💪🏼

  • @philmakris8507
    @philmakris8507 Před 11 měsíci +2

    This episode looks like a remake of Big Trouble in Little China filmed in Kensington.

  • @Godzilla360
    @Godzilla360 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Best non-family episode hands down. The format of the guest asking the questions is much better than the same ol "what's the name of your childhood grocery store, what street did you grow up on?" etc.. Very refreshing. Much better format. The best part of the whole AYG shabang (in my opinion) are the questions. The answers to the questions and the banter take a farrr backseat to the questions. But shoutout to "ZZ Bottom" 😂

  • @dontaeliddell2730
    @dontaeliddell2730 Před 11 měsíci +2

    I usually listen to the audio this is not what i was expecting Ari to look like lol

  • @KrazeeTrayne91
    @KrazeeTrayne91 Před 11 měsíci +7

    Damn great episode! Nice little shakeup by Ari 😂

  • @jencook3287
    @jencook3287 Před 11 měsíci +2

    couldn’t click fast enough!!! LOVE the homies and Uncle Ari!

  • @globetrotter7344
    @globetrotter7344 Před 11 měsíci +6

    HELL FUCKING YEAH~! literally just finished rewatching Ari's 'Jew' special on yt :D cheers from Iceland bozo's !

    • @ScorpionP2C
      @ScorpionP2C Před 11 měsíci

      have one for me, on the rocks!

  • @nickdavis8881
    @nickdavis8881 Před 11 měsíci

    “Not a lot but often” 😂😂😂

  • @IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI
    @IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI Před 11 měsíci +4

    I can only IMAGINE the reaction they had when Ari walked in the door 😂😂😂😂 holy shit I laughed out loud when the camera switched to him

  • @olmelcrios8495
    @olmelcrios8495 Před 11 měsíci +2

    ARI PULLED A REVERSE UNO CARD 💪🏽😂😂😂😂

  • @Lift805
    @Lift805 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Just got my tickets for the 4th Chicago show!!!! Can’t wait 🔥🔥 so happy y’all added another one 🙏

    • @rumorhasittunes
      @rumorhasittunes Před 11 měsíci

      Im headin to the 715 one on the 11th solo, im super stoked!

    • @Lift805
      @Lift805 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@rumorhasittunes gonna be a good time 😎

    • @rumorhasittunes
      @rumorhasittunes Před 10 měsíci

      @@Lift805 just saw this comment, we ended up gettin tickets for the fourth show in front of the stage so now i can be with the hoomies.
      i have a free ticket for the 715 show if anyone sees this and wants it i will forward the email.

  • @louieo.blevinsmusic4197
    @louieo.blevinsmusic4197 Před 11 měsíci

    “ZZ Bottom” was so good. lol.

  • @thelarryfalcon
    @thelarryfalcon Před 11 měsíci +3

    what a BONKOS episode!

  • @mrdylanja
    @mrdylanja Před 2 měsíci +1

    I've been rewatching oldies and this has to be on the Mt. Rushmore of eps.

  • @JayMac
    @JayMac Před 11 měsíci +3

    Foley really didnt just say he had a 2 story bong in a frat did he? lol thats from neighbors 😆😆

    • @ScorpionP2C
      @ScorpionP2C Před 11 měsíci

      its also from a lot of actual frat houses

    • @JayMac
      @JayMac Před 11 měsíci

      @@ScorpionP2C...... Those type of bongs weren't even being made when his old ass was in college 🤣🤣 he's obsessed with things that he thinks are "cool" this is just another 🤣

  • @OutlierConcepts
    @OutlierConcepts Před 11 měsíci

    I will 100% be using "Can't spell Santander without an H" in common conversation

  • @bizlat81
    @bizlat81 Před 11 měsíci +15

    Love how Ari just came in and took over

    • @elizabethmahoney83
      @elizabethmahoney83 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Too bad his questions were so lame

    • @harrymothowl8923
      @harrymothowl8923 Před 11 měsíci

      @@elizabethmahoney83at least I got to hear them talk about themselves

  • @jjjsss8012
    @jjjsss8012 Před 11 měsíci +3

    One of the best episodes in a long time ❤

  • @jonw8697
    @jonw8697 Před 11 měsíci

    LMAO foley with the lil bottle of fireball haha

  • @human54321
    @human54321 Před 11 měsíci +24

    Foley”s nose almost broke my screen when he said he hasn’t seen a 2 liter of soda in 10yrs 🤥🧢

    • @ScorpionP2C
      @ScorpionP2C Před 11 měsíci +3

      naw they live in rat cages with minifridges up there, he did say he buys cans 36 at a time though which I believe :D

    • @DatPixon
      @DatPixon Před 11 měsíci +1

      I believe it despite his gross obesity. Everyone just grabs bottles from bodegas as needed, large sodas from restaurants are basically outlawed, and no one owns a fridge big enough to hold a 2-liter in New York

    • @TalkingThrones
      @TalkingThrones Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@DatPixonTrust me... Foley owns a refrigerator big enough to hold whatever he wants.

    • @STSGuitar16
      @STSGuitar16 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Don’t worry, Foley melted down all of his aluminum sodee cans and used it to build the new addition out back at Tuddy’s

    • @ScorpionP2C
      @ScorpionP2C Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@STSGuitar16 pretty sure Aunt Tuddy stole the aluminum and traded it for kyash!

  • @jun-ng3ot
    @jun-ng3ot Před 11 měsíci

    56:13 Foley saying Ari is dressed like nine people was gold

  • @RobinOneHood
    @RobinOneHood Před 11 měsíci +3

    Time for a burnie and some AYG!

  • @8themachine7
    @8themachine7 Před 11 měsíci

    "What are you? A sick cat? 🤣

  • @giorivera1392
    @giorivera1392 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Why does Kippy look like an A.I version of hasbulla

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Před 11 měsíci

      He does have more of a Slavic than Irish look

  • @b.samarripa1833
    @b.samarripa1833 Před 9 měsíci +1

    The way Kippy said cocaine reminded me of Dewey Cox

  • @chrisporter9397
    @chrisporter9397 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Ari is slowly turning into Kyle Kinane’s homeless uncle

  • @tredar22able
    @tredar22able Před 11 měsíci +2

    Time to smoke out the basement

  • @John-ou7oy
    @John-ou7oy Před 11 měsíci +4

    I laughed so hard at this episode. Ari best guest on here.

  • @chriskasatka2095
    @chriskasatka2095 Před 7 měsíci +2

    "You look like ZZ Bottom"🙌

  • @DesertDawg4077
    @DesertDawg4077 Před 11 měsíci +4

    King Jew bringing the heat ✡️🔥

  • @WYFT42
    @WYFT42 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Ari looks like he's about to sell me a Gremlin 🤣

  • @gme420
    @gme420 Před 11 měsíci +3

    How do you say garbage in Hebrew?

  • @JakePetty07
    @JakePetty07 Před 11 měsíci

    Toby’s 2 Liter gravity bong comment got me good lmao

  • @luismaldonado5262
    @luismaldonado5262 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Fuckin LOVE me some Ari 🥰

  • @michaelkirk9982
    @michaelkirk9982 Před 11 měsíci

    “Not a lot but often” is a clean piece of litigating.

  • @paulc8588
    @paulc8588 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Ari as a lawyer should be a tv show

  • @s_a_n_e
    @s_a_n_e Před 11 měsíci

    the diarrhea talk -- i can't
    'a little soup and salad'
    i choked. that was an incredible layup

  • @mateo77ish
    @mateo77ish Před 11 měsíci

    10:10 “Go back to the ‘drawling’ board.”
    Automatic 2 pts in garbage’s direction.