My first cigarette. Ever.

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  • čas přidán 14. 08. 2017
  • Don't smoke kids.

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  • @zachliem1979
    @zachliem1979 Před 6 lety +74982

    "fucking cancer sticks" lmfaoo good man

    • @TatalerKing
      @TatalerKing Před 6 lety +148

      Mickey Cox what ?

    • @XXX-ev6bs
      @XXX-ev6bs Před 6 lety +17

      Zach Liem c

    • @esadzecfriend6382
      @esadzecfriend6382 Před 6 lety +72

      Mickey Cox watch Chris notap what 30 packs of cigarettes do to you

    • @coreymuir7319
      @coreymuir7319 Před 6 lety +155

      Where i am in scotland, sometimes they get called "Coffin Nails" each one is just another nail in your coffin

    • @dezhounsell2182
      @dezhounsell2182 Před 6 lety +3

      Zach Liem agreed

  • @patricia1058
    @patricia1058 Před 4 lety +6214

    5 years later
    "My first cocaine snort"

    • @wyattwalkenhorst6075
      @wyattwalkenhorst6075 Před 3 lety +88

      I am dying that is funny

    • @anti-loganpaul7827
      @anti-loganpaul7827 Před 3 lety +31

      @@wyattwalkenhorst6075 *Get some help*

    • @wyattwalkenhorst6075
      @wyattwalkenhorst6075 Před 3 lety +37

      @@anti-loganpaul7827 ok man I will

    • @wyattwalkenhorst6075
      @wyattwalkenhorst6075 Před 3 lety +10

      @@antsan04 I'm getting help right no I'm off cocaine but still doing meth

    • @wyattwalkenhorst6075
      @wyattwalkenhorst6075 Před 3 lety +11

      @@antsan04 I disagree I got tired of weed because my ass hole hurt it take raw talent smoking it out fo your asshole because you know that what the gangsters said that how you smoke it

  • @lkctom2546
    @lkctom2546 Před 3 lety +6726

    "let's see what all these people are dying over" lmao

  • @l-ty7rg
    @l-ty7rg Před rokem +3443

    Him throwing that whole cig out just made some teens day

    • @Lucixn1_
      @Lucixn1_ Před rokem +291

      Him giving the pack away just made a random Hobo's day.

    • @ReeseChown
      @ReeseChown Před rokem +94

      I think that's how we all started smoking in the city. My mates and I would walk behind some dude chuffing a dart and once he dropped it, I'd be all over that thing. Like a fiend.

    • @chrisstucker1813
      @chrisstucker1813 Před 11 měsíci +38

      @@ReeseChownwtf

    • @1fiddysquiddy386
      @1fiddysquiddy386 Před 11 měsíci +65

      @@ReeseChownu indirectly kissed many men

    • @user-id6il5vg1g
      @user-id6il5vg1g Před 11 měsíci

      @@ReeseChownour weird asf bro go to ur parents ash tray dumb ass

  • @LOL-cringe
    @LOL-cringe Před 8 měsíci +2315

    The fact you held it like a joint was the highlight of my day

  • @Hybred
    @Hybred Před 5 lety +39102

    Cigarettes aren't even addicting, I've been smoking 7 cigarettes a day for 13 years and I'm still not addicted

  • @forrift7845
    @forrift7845 Před 5 lety +39218

    Next video: first second cigarette.

  • @LOL-cringe
    @LOL-cringe Před 8 měsíci +1209

    I just love the fact that he left the gas station to find a quieter spot like he was gonna light a joint 😂

    • @noahe_vlogs9381
      @noahe_vlogs9381 Před 8 měsíci

      bro shutup, go back to making ur cringy shorts

    • @SlipknotMan.
      @SlipknotMan. Před 7 měsíci +39

      Bro has 4 top comments💀

    • @kvassinc
      @kvassinc Před 7 měsíci +41

      You can't smoke at a gas station 🤓🤓

    • @ryanncope
      @ryanncope Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@kvassincWhat 💀💀

    • @kvassinc
      @kvassinc Před 6 měsíci +15

      @@ryanncope Smoking is prohibited at the gas station because it contains flammable substances

  • @YTPFLIMS
    @YTPFLIMS Před rokem +1031

    This is literally the video that helped me quit smoking while I was high, I was smoking so many cigs a day every day for several months now, and I've been on and off for about 5 years. but I've quit the past few days and trying to see how long I can go. I can thank this video bcuz it made me think of when I smoked my first cigs as a teen and felt so sick and like I never wanted to smoke again. I have to go back to that.

    • @jannesquivel
      @jannesquivel Před rokem +20

      Best of luck, don't try them again because its so easy to get back into rhythm, you got it 🙏🏽💪🏽

    • @sorryforcallingyouanelonga1766
      @sorryforcallingyouanelonga1766 Před rokem +6

      How’s it going?

    • @YTPFLIMS
      @YTPFLIMS Před rokem +8

      @@sorryforcallingyouanelonga1766 well I stopped for awhile, then started again but I've stopped again for about 2 weeks cuz I had a really bad coughing attack and had a sore throat for a few days, then I was like okay now I REALLY gotta stop.

    • @YTPFLIMS
      @YTPFLIMS Před rokem +3

      @@sorryforcallingyouanelonga1766 I actually may have had covid a couple weeks ago, but I didn't test and either way I feel fine now.

    • @oli7152
      @oli7152 Před rokem +7

      @@YTPFLIMS keep it up bro

  • @Scrimm_
    @Scrimm_ Před 5 lety +5121

    Next video: "My first heroine injection. Ever."

  • @BoratVoiceMyWife
    @BoratVoiceMyWife Před 3 lety +6346

    “I hate cigarettes they smell nasty.”
    *smokes in car*

  • @shahaelshowk7533
    @shahaelshowk7533 Před 8 měsíci +99

    the fact that you can see the behind the scenes and his inner workings and hesitations in the reflection of his neon orange glasses makes this a cinematic masterpiece.

  • @CarpathianWasteGroup
    @CarpathianWasteGroup Před 10 měsíci +45

    "I'm a firm believer of don't bash it till you try it so.. today we are testing crack cocaine"

  • @noahfields6509
    @noahfields6509 Před 3 lety +3036

    "Don't bash it till you try it"
    *Does cocaine*

  • @dumbwithmilan
    @dumbwithmilan Před 4 lety +3283

    20 years later
    Title: my first chemotherapy

  • @DonnHowes
    @DonnHowes Před 2 měsíci +88

    Cigarettes and alcohol addiction actually destroyed my life. I could remember several years ago after divorce with my wife which brought me into my disastrous journey on Alcohol and cigarettes. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with cptsd. Not until a friend recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Much respect to mother nature the great magic shrooms.

    • @NicoleCtirad
      @NicoleCtirad Před 2 měsíci +3

      Amen God bless people. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, cocaine, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes etc which can cause so much damage to health.

    • @SusanaGomez-mp8sk
      @SusanaGomez-mp8sk Před 2 měsíci +3

      Hey! Yes Dr.benfungi

    • @Mcdogmom288
      @Mcdogmom288 Před 2 měsíci

      Congrats! I'm really happy for you that your friend decided to help you. I always admire those who beat their addiction. Knowing it's possible to fix your life knowing there's people out there that have done what I thought was impossible gives me hope I will make it through as well. Those who share their experiences don't know how much it helps when you're about to give up, it gives you the strength knowing somone who actully know what it's like to go through this tell you it's possible, it's not the same somone telling you you can do it when they have no idea what it's like, but hearing somone who knows what it's like that helps a lot since you understand it firsthand and made it out gives so much hope. so thanks for sharing.

    • @DarlingtonFrancis
      @DarlingtonFrancis Před 2 měsíci

      How can i find him? Is he on Instagram

    • @SharonFalcon-fj7nb
      @SharonFalcon-fj7nb Před 2 měsíci

      I wish they were readily available in my place. Microdosing was my next plan of care for my husband. He is 59 & has so many mental health issues plus probable CTE & a TBI that left him in a coma 8 days. It's too late now I had to get a TPO as he's 6'6 300+ pound homicidal maniac. He's constantly talking about killing someone. He's violent. Anyone reading this Familiar w/ BPD know if it is common for an
      obsession with violence.

  • @LOL-cringe
    @LOL-cringe Před 8 měsíci +568

    "What all these people are dying over" Lmao you're right about that one

    • @noahe_vlogs9381
      @noahe_vlogs9381 Před 8 měsíci

      bro shutup, go back to making ur cringy yt shorts

    • @chinnudanturi9730
      @chinnudanturi9730 Před 7 měsíci +25

      STOP SPAMMING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD lmaoo

    • @Uvfv
      @Uvfv Před 7 měsíci

      Can you shut the fuc up and stop spamming

    • @buzzybees8604
      @buzzybees8604 Před 7 měsíci +5

      Why did you comment SO MUCH.

    • @Ergraffature
      @Ergraffature Před 5 měsíci +4

      shut up oh my godness

  • @ineffable691
    @ineffable691 Před 4 lety +3938

    *Doesn’t inhale
    “My lungs are dying”

  • @matthewkaltenhauser3547
    @matthewkaltenhauser3547 Před 4 lety +4532

    Most people: find a quiet and inconspicuous spot to smoke weed
    This guy: finds a quiet and inconspicuous spot to smoke a cigarette.

  • @KT-xf8yl
    @KT-xf8yl Před 9 měsíci +81

    I remember I bought my first pack of cigarettes when I was 29. I had never smoked before. I was just curious honestly. I remember feeling like I was doing something bad, and I felt dirty walking out of the gas station. I smoked it and the initial reaction was just like his. I thought it was nasty. I smoked the whole pack just to be able to get past the nasty part and get to understand what people craved. I finally experienced it by my second pack, and after a few more packs, I was hooked. I was addicted for two years, smoking a pack every 2-3 days. I tried quitting like 3 times. I went broke trying to afford them. I collect like 20 lighters because I kept forgetting to carry one on me when I bought a pack. The sensation is like sitting down and relaxing after accomplishing something really hard and important. Except then comes the guilt of not having accomplished anything. I finally was able to quit after two years, by switching to nicotine pouches, then weaning myself off of them. My suggestion after experiencing it is to not try them. I already did it for you so you don’t have to. If you are currently struggling to quit, I don’t judge you for back sliding. But try to because they really are awful for your health. Try doing what I did, by using nicotine pouches and weaning yourself off.

    • @afonsoamaro3948
      @afonsoamaro3948 Před 8 měsíci +4

      it was a really bad idea to even try, but good thing you managed to quit, im happy that you managed to quit because i have a friend that he tried smoking and when he noticed he was addicted, same way like you, he has not managed to quit smoking yet, i hope he manages to quit too

    • @user-ez8gv
      @user-ez8gv Před 8 měsíci +3

      I never got how people even start smoking because if the first one is bad, why pick up another one? Who in their right mind would be like "man this tastes bad and makes me cough but I'll finish this pack".

    • @darealmrog
      @darealmrog Před 8 měsíci

      @@user-ez8gvYour head spins and you get tingles for like the 1st week but after it just stops, but if you don't smoke for like 1 day and pick up another smoke you are extremely relaxed, tbh financially its best to smoke weed cause if you go to work you'll only smoke it on weekends and all you need is 0.2 grams which costs 2 euro, obviously don't start smoking weed because of a dumbass comment but if you already smoke weed and cigs it's best to stop the cigs and get yourself a nice big 1 gram pure joint of some good gelato on Saturday

    • @GODOFHELLFIRE3
      @GODOFHELLFIRE3 Před 5 měsíci +3

      I'm 28. Smoked five a day for four years and quit exactly one month ago. People make the mistake I made thinking 'yeah well, the Marlboro men were chainsmoking all day on-set and still lived to sixty, and I don't even wanna live that long anyway so who cares'. You will care when you get out of breath climbing the stairs, you will care when you have a phlegmy cough and a dry mouth, and you will DEFINITELY care when you see how much money you're pissing down the drain to give yourself lung cancer. There are real consequences to smoking that can be really annoying in the here and now, and it is absolutely not fucking worth it.

    • @boogaloo_weed
      @boogaloo_weed Před 5 měsíci

      I dunno man, I'll smoke on certain occasions when I'm out with friends, been doing that for like 2 years now. Never had a problem with addiction or anything, I would never recommend it but it's nice if you know how to moderate yourself

  • @Tyonline777
    @Tyonline777 Před rokem +80

    I don’t know why I found this video so hilarious. I kept expecting something to explode. The end was great. “I’ll probably just give them to some homeless guy” lmao😂

  • @fardinjalal5549
    @fardinjalal5549 Před 3 lety +9325

    When you move away from your parents
    House and you randomly start trying everything

    • @Leo-tf3rw
      @Leo-tf3rw Před 3 lety +55

      @@noahnoah5268 don't smoke kid

    • @hey-fq3qc
      @hey-fq3qc Před 3 lety +117

      @@noahnoah5268 it didn’t taste like anything to me. It just burned the back of my throat and felt like I was holding in a cough. Did I do it wrong ?? Anyway I am so glad I didn’t like it ( didn’t hate it either). I can’t afford to like something like this, I can’t do that to myself or parents. I told them immediately after because if the guiltiness. If you haven’t already noticed I’m a 16 year old goody two shoes that is mentally ill and already caused their parents to question their existence and regret ever being born and giving birth. Still feel guilty. Therapy did help lessen it tho.

    • @wholesomekeanureeves9466
      @wholesomekeanureeves9466 Před 3 lety +39

      @@Leo-tf3rw hmm reading this while smoking

    • @wholesomekeanureeves9466
      @wholesomekeanureeves9466 Před 3 lety +136

      @@hey-fq3qc laughs in drug addict reading someone guilty over smoking a single cigarette

    • @LuminousBorah
      @LuminousBorah Před 3 lety +3

      Joji!!!!!!

  • @Luke_Fesperman
    @Luke_Fesperman Před 3 lety +5471

    “I don’t see how people can afford these”
    They can’t

    • @leoon3210
      @leoon3210 Před 3 lety +38

      What do you mea...........oh

    • @Hawkent
      @Hawkent Před 3 lety +113

      he bought one of the most expensive brands, that's why

    • @brucewayne7989
      @brucewayne7989 Před 3 lety +17

      @6six6PathsOfPain No he means the toll cigarettes take on your health

    • @addy4027
      @addy4027 Před 3 lety +2

      Buy the cheap ones

    • @Mo-gw5bq
      @Mo-gw5bq Před 3 lety

      @Casual Chief Keef Fan jesus 4$!?!

  • @Cramped_is_sus
    @Cramped_is_sus Před rokem +7

    "is that how the cool people do it?" had me dying

  • @SnakePit6517
    @SnakePit6517 Před rokem +55

    I remember watching this when I was like 12 I think, and to this very day I still die laughing when he said that he’d give the pack to homeless guy.😂

  • @shaynalynn228
    @shaynalynn228 Před 5 lety +646

    “Let’s see what all these people are dying over”

  • @little_ears
    @little_ears Před 2 lety +6547

    "I'm a firm believer in don't bash it 'till you tried." Next up: "My first fentanyl laced heroin. Ever."

    • @lkarle265
      @lkarle265 Před 2 lety +221

      “My first black tar heroin. Ever.”

    • @cameron2900x
      @cameron2900x Před 2 lety +142

      Next up: “ my first experience with krokodil”

    • @imanonymous335
      @imanonymous335 Před 2 lety +101

      “My first time shooting up”

    • @newchxppa6419
      @newchxppa6419 Před 2 lety +13

      that shit deadly

    • @little_ears
      @little_ears Před 2 lety +1

      @@newchxppa6419 Don't bash it 'till you tried, i suppose you haven't died from it yet!

  • @jaydenkenney5281
    @jaydenkenney5281 Před 9 měsíci +4

    give this man a joint

  • @kuzonai8436
    @kuzonai8436 Před rokem +47

    you can tell by all his mannerisms this guy has been a veteran smoker for years 😂

    • @Hellobogt
      @Hellobogt Před rokem +5

      He does not breathe it in

    • @Neu_Hooligan
      @Neu_Hooligan Před rokem +15

      Ye, no, i smoke since 11, his mannerisms show he prob smoke something different

    • @b0oty_tickler
      @b0oty_tickler Před 5 měsíci +1

      Weed lmao

  • @Axooo
    @Axooo Před 3 lety +6046

    imagine him being an absolut chainsmoker who‘s really into roleplay

    • @alenasslass
      @alenasslass Před 3 lety +99

      LMFAOOOOOO PLSSSS

    • @ToxicMothBoi
      @ToxicMothBoi Před 3 lety +71

      Thanks, no i cant gwt this out of my head💀

    • @zoinkaaaaa
      @zoinkaaaaa Před 3 lety +26

      why was this so fucking funny😭😭😭

    • @ljmerchant
      @ljmerchant Před 3 lety +27

      at 4:43 he seems susssss

    • @pizzola3685
      @pizzola3685 Před 3 lety +12

      You can tell his not by that way he was smoking, he dont inhale it.

  • @alokupadhyay1470
    @alokupadhyay1470 Před 5 lety +1936

    Next video: How to make smoke rings.

    • @ErenJaeger13
      @ErenJaeger13 Před 4 lety +10

      Billy Hargrove You shouldn’t be talking, Billy.

    • @Leileilovesyou
      @Leileilovesyou Před 4 lety +6

      Eren, Billy, and Veronica. . . . Such different fandoms all on the same video

    • @marchmcmxcvii3608
      @marchmcmxcvii3608 Před 4 lety

      Hahah, sitting here doing dragons and ghist inhales watching this xD

    • @franbengal
      @franbengal Před rokem

      omg 😂

  • @faktimusic
    @faktimusic Před rokem +6

    Next video: My first Xanax & Oxy with 5 beers on top, ever!

  • @Rats6
    @Rats6 Před rokem +3

    “Maybe this one will be better” made me cackle cause now i cant stop imagining that phrase every time someone smokes. Like they’ve just been smoking for 15 years just incase the next hit will be better

  • @nathanhumphreys6662
    @nathanhumphreys6662 Před 3 lety +17198

    As a fairly addicted smoker, the first thirty seconds of this video is like watching someone casually jump off a cliff

    • @MyDude57
      @MyDude57 Před 3 lety +966

      Quit right now before it is too late. Please

    • @redbulljunkie916
      @redbulljunkie916 Před 3 lety +670

      @@MyDude57 its not that easy u fucking virgin

    • @fvkeros
      @fvkeros Před 3 lety +1341

      @@redbulljunkie916 he never said it was easy u fucking failed abortion

    • @lordcheese489
      @lordcheese489 Před 3 lety +640

      @@fvkeros gawd damn 👴🏿👓👌🏿

    • @ksa-xo8js
      @ksa-xo8js Před 3 lety +179

      @@lordcheese489 smoking makes u cool

  • @MrRebel22
    @MrRebel22 Před 6 měsíci +4

    6 years later a pack is now $15-$17

  • @charliem-s3399
    @charliem-s3399 Před rokem +3

    Smokers cough at the beginning says other wise ‘smoking my first cigarette’lmao 🤣

  • @elliottbestt3238
    @elliottbestt3238 Před 2 lety +979

    I just spent 7 minutes watching some dude smoke a cigarette in his car

  • @RJ2PROD
    @RJ2PROD Před 3 lety +2707

    40 years later: my first funeral

  • @dre_johnson
    @dre_johnson Před rokem +4

    As a smoker, if you have an ounce of doubt just don't try it it's that simple, i like it, it kinda releases my stress so idk

  • @carljuztine3328
    @carljuztine3328 Před 10 měsíci +1

    not gonna lie, its been probably over a year since i saw this one and it has been one of the best videos i have ever watched lmao

  • @davidweber9755
    @davidweber9755 Před 3 lety +1024

    At least he’s wearing a seatbelt

  • @sander3649
    @sander3649 Před 5 lety +1394

    When your mom is convinced that you smoke so you have to pretend that you’ve never smoked before so you upload this video

  • @nightma1rs
    @nightma1rs Před 11 měsíci

    “it’s a metaphor” you’re golden

  • @Xronicc
    @Xronicc Před měsícem +1

    “It’s a metaphor” lol

  • @judahweesner2651
    @judahweesner2651 Před 3 lety +2808

    Bruh he started coughing just opening the pack

    • @mfknreyes966
      @mfknreyes966 Před 3 lety +14

      Lol

    • @frogwithsocks5408
      @frogwithsocks5408 Před 2 lety +44

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, i was really expecting him to say * I haven't opened it yet and im already dying *

    • @thirdcoasthustle
      @thirdcoasthustle Před 2 lety +11

      I liked this comment but realized it was the 421 like. Hope you understand.

    • @nyox2978
      @nyox2978 Před 2 lety +1

      Maybe he actually had to cough

    • @wrnowown
      @wrnowown Před 2 lety

      Lmao

  • @1ftp_Ruby
    @1ftp_Ruby Před 9 měsíci +4

    he probably sat there for 15 minutes staring at his lap wondering why hes doing it in the first place

  • @RETIREDAMATUER
    @RETIREDAMATUER Před 9 měsíci +2

    I’m not proud to admit but I legitimately started smoking at 8 years old, than full addiction set in around 12 years old but thankfully I was able to quit smoking completely. Meth is fucking awesome

  • @nathannguyen5063
    @nathannguyen5063 Před 4 lety +1656

    He’s already coughing before he even lit the cig
    Thx for over 1k likes guys

    • @nigelkelly2286
      @nigelkelly2286 Před 3 lety +18

      Deadass🤣

    • @loki2476
      @loki2476 Před 3 lety +5

      No cap 😂

    • @basharmheisen4330
      @basharmheisen4330 Před 3 lety +12

      Pluss an ambulance came by

    • @adamwayne101
      @adamwayne101 Před 3 lety +3

      My cousin had severe asthma which sucks but at least you know your body cant afford smoking so gg you win this round cuz

    • @nathannguyen5063
      @nathannguyen5063 Před 3 lety +2

      @@adamwayne101 hope ur cousin gets better.

  • @rzt47
    @rzt47 Před rokem +16

    I look at this man who is clearly older than me, but I look at him as if he is a child and I have to teach him to smoke, incredible :))

  • @KuuKettuu
    @KuuKettuu Před rokem +2

    Dude, I hope you see this because we all miss you.. I know that atleast a couple people check your channel everyday in the hopes of seeing more of you

  • @gloomsouls
    @gloomsouls Před 4 lety +1426

    "I'm a firm believer in don't bash it until you try it"
    *Starts smoking two packs a day*

    • @alejandromorales1378
      @alejandromorales1378 Před 4 lety +45

      starts shooting heroin

    • @yowtaf7753
      @yowtaf7753 Před 3 lety +6

      Im not gonna like this comment bc its on 420

    • @MikeJohnMentzer
      @MikeJohnMentzer Před 2 lety +3

      *Superglues 10 cigars and smokes them*

    • @bxck
      @bxck Před 2 lety +1

      *starts hitting the bong 216 times per hour

    • @getgle
      @getgle Před rokem

      @@yowtaf7753 respect

  • @mangoslaps2317
    @mangoslaps2317 Před 5 lety +676

    “Let’s see what people are dying over” good motto to live by.

  • @joeking6972
    @joeking6972 Před 5 měsíci +2

    You dropped this king 👑

  • @dudedude2207
    @dudedude2207 Před rokem +3

    It’s just one of those things like alcohol, I hate alcohol but I love smoking, the smoke, the smell, the aroma, taste. That’s why I fell in love with it.

  • @-somi-
    @-somi- Před 5 lety +738

    CZcams's recommendation algorithm is something else entirely.

    • @backyardbassin7213
      @backyardbassin7213 Před 5 lety +2

      шоӍи ikr

    • @jordanm.8729
      @jordanm.8729 Před 5 lety +3

      шоӍи dude right im getting videos from like 2008 bro shit

    • @aaa-ff3ez
      @aaa-ff3ez Před 5 lety

      If you click on the video it must be working tho

  • @iambored6365
    @iambored6365 Před 5 lety +1748

    He’s looking around paranoid like if he was smoking weed lol

  • @christiansepulveda4339

    The way you reacted when you took the first hit was how I reacted, I got somewhat used to it after the second cig (after 2 days(

  • @j.style18
    @j.style18 Před rokem +23

    i remember watching this when i didn’t have a nicotine addiction lol. how time
    flies

    • @DCMook
      @DCMook Před 7 měsíci +1

      Felt

    • @boogaloo_weed
      @boogaloo_weed Před 5 měsíci

      just don't get addicted bro

    • @ginch8300
      @ginch8300 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@boogaloo_weed You do an 8-5 job in the rain/shitty weather moving large amounts of heavy shit on massive semi-trucks with a forklift all day. People don't choose to smoke nic because it's bad obviously, they choose to because it massively helps reduce stress. Theirs a reason stressed out characters in films say they need a smoke out of nowhere...

  • @noe970
    @noe970 Před 5 lety +1616

    How to know when he really hasn’t smoked *holds it like a joint*

    • @noe970
      @noe970 Před 5 lety +52

      Don’t ask me how I know that

    • @JLVCII
      @JLVCII Před 5 lety +72

      @@noe970 you're not funny

    • @noe970
      @noe970 Před 5 lety +165

      I think I’m hilarious

    • @olav9931
      @olav9931 Před 5 lety +10

      Popy Vlogs 😂

    • @noe970
      @noe970 Před 5 lety +13

      Yessss

  • @sirafsoest6235
    @sirafsoest6235 Před 3 lety +6562

    "My first cigarette" The way he is holding the cigarette tells me that he smoked something different before xD

    • @iamentity5048
      @iamentity5048 Před 2 lety +249

      That’s what I was thinking😭

    • @leroynoldus7386
      @leroynoldus7386 Před 2 lety +168

      he smoked a sigar before, but i dont know if u hold it like that

    • @lilsquidd1815
      @lilsquidd1815 Před 2 lety +28

      I was thinking that jadshadshs

    • @Doki_Dokers
      @Doki_Dokers Před 2 lety +60

      @@leroynoldus7386 yeah, you hold a cigar with two fingers, but not quite like a blunt

    • @brycezman1516
      @brycezman1516 Před 2 lety +2

      Cigar

  • @W4k3UPP
    @W4k3UPP Před rokem +4

    If you see me hold a cig like that, just know I smoke joints on the daily 🤣🤣

  • @phantommmn
    @phantommmn Před 8 měsíci

    the 'its a metaphor' reference before proceeding to light it anyway lmao

  • @void_7828
    @void_7828 Před 4 lety +550

    "addictive free tobacco" think it said additive mate.

    • @Brewzed08
      @Brewzed08 Před 3 lety +30

      Was looking for this lol. It’s 100% additive. He could get a lawsuit for even suggesting that American Spirits are addictive free.

    • @dtc603
      @dtc603 Před 3 lety

      Lmao

    • @cambell9
      @cambell9 Před 3 lety +1

      Dudes an idiot

    • @cambell9
      @cambell9 Před 3 lety +1

      @Sandier Ramirez additives are what keep a cigarette burning on its own. Quit giving people false information. Nicotine is addictive period.

    • @tarrenituptv4121
      @tarrenituptv4121 Před 3 lety

      @Chandler T idk lets try it

  • @timmyrehanek9576
    @timmyrehanek9576 Před rokem

    That's so cool! I can already feel my lungs trembling with excitement.

  • @gui_tar_27
    @gui_tar_27 Před 7 měsíci +2

    30 years later: My first lung cancer

  • @vladimirvladimirovichputin1352

    6 years later: Getting my first lung transplant. Wish me luck!

  • @Express.Yourself
    @Express.Yourself Před 3 lety +4971

    This is the type of guy that smoked weed before trying tobacco, he's even holding it like a joint lol

    • @nerdohheck9442
      @nerdohheck9442 Před 3 lety +335

      what is it not common to try weed before tobacco?

    • @Trippy_Ghost
      @Trippy_Ghost Před 3 lety +54

      @@uncertifiedlinguist8396 your body is still growing man so it will be like that for a little until your older eventually you’ll get nic high or sum

    • @Trippy_Ghost
      @Trippy_Ghost Před 3 lety +18

      @@uncertifiedlinguist8396 damn right buddy chew or snuff way better nicotine buzz than stupid cigs man trust me you want nicotine get snuff of chew

    • @cx8280
      @cx8280 Před 3 lety +40

      You can vape too but I just stick with weed

    • @rondawg2214
      @rondawg2214 Před 3 lety +16

      @@uncertifiedlinguist8396 Lol doing bongs at 12

  • @AshedValkyrie
    @AshedValkyrie Před rokem +2

    bro woke up in the crib sippin dr. Perky

    • @ch999n
      @ch999n Před 11 měsíci +1

      who let the 14 year old on here

    • @AshedValkyrie
      @AshedValkyrie Před 11 měsíci

      @@ch999n lmfao irrelevant IT fan

  • @ahzipierce3050
    @ahzipierce3050 Před 3 lety +1627

    Starts with the strongest cigarettes on the planet.

    • @piiinkDeluxe
      @piiinkDeluxe Před 3 lety +54

      Not the yellow ones

    • @xBE4STCLAN
      @xBE4STCLAN Před 3 lety +58

      @Huvitav American spirit cigarettes are just tobacco and water no chemicals so they are pretty strong maybe not as as unfiltered but you can always cut your filter or remove it .

    • @champproductions6927
      @champproductions6927 Před 3 lety +34

      @@xBE4STCLAN the papers are bleached and the filters are made of plastic. Cigarette butts are the biggest pollutant on the planet

    • @xBE4STCLAN
      @xBE4STCLAN Před 3 lety +63

      @@champproductions6927 who tf asked

    • @sugardaddyshane3722
      @sugardaddyshane3722 Před 3 lety

      The blue one are stronger

  • @warbarry7953
    @warbarry7953 Před 6 lety +1732

    "10 dollars! I could eat at McDonald's TWICE for that much dude." The most American thing any American ever Americaned.

    • @dogerebuildsrblx6296
      @dogerebuildsrblx6296 Před 6 lety +24

      Warbarry
      Im starting to think you're not from *AMERICA FUCK YEAAH*

    • @405dalton
      @405dalton Před 6 lety +5

      DogeRebuilds RBLX yeeyee

    • @spoon4542
      @spoon4542 Před 6 lety +2

      DogeRebuilds RBLX if u hate mcds u ain’t american

    • @silvio2042
      @silvio2042 Před 6 lety

      How long have you smoked for

    • @silvio2042
      @silvio2042 Před 6 lety

      I live in dritwich mate

  • @jimmybuffet4970
    @jimmybuffet4970 Před rokem

    “I can’t stop buying them!!”

  • @7even871
    @7even871 Před rokem

    “Maybe this one will be better” 😂😂

  • @2andygorams532
    @2andygorams532 Před 5 lety +1958

    Ladies and gentlemen it’s time to play another game of why is this in my recommended!

    • @vinniec9040
      @vinniec9040 Před 5 lety +3

      Potato Lmao same

    • @xsil3nc3xx35
      @xsil3nc3xx35 Před 5 lety +2

      Potato Lmao exposed

    • @2LM6
      @2LM6 Před 5 lety +3

      Potato Lmao im 13 and this is in my reccommended like why

    • @imb4tm4nzz68
      @imb4tm4nzz68 Před 5 lety +1

      You are obviously searching cigarette porn

    • @charger-6482
      @charger-6482 Před 5 lety +1

      I know right

  • @onelciaa
    @onelciaa Před 3 lety +887

    first time smoking cigarettes: *yuck*
    him: continues to smoke

    • @sonyae5687
      @sonyae5687 Před 3 lety +4

      i’m subscribing because of your pfp!

    • @sandeep_bhamoo2195
      @sandeep_bhamoo2195 Před 3 lety +3

      He told he has smoked cigars before

    • @No.1KendrickGlazer
      @No.1KendrickGlazer Před 3 lety +20

      true lmao the first cigarette is always shit. actually they’re always shit you just get used to them

    • @JoseRamirez-et5di
      @JoseRamirez-et5di Před 3 lety +3

      Yep he kept going for the people😂 For the greater good

    • @king-qi2ks
      @king-qi2ks Před 3 lety +5

      @@No.1KendrickGlazer if it’s shit why do ppl smoke them? 😭 i don’t get it, there’s no pleasure and it taste like shit

  • @Danin-nd1yi
    @Danin-nd1yi Před 2 měsíci +1

    Im 15 years old, and today this is my 3456 cigaretts

  • @elguapo9628
    @elguapo9628 Před 8 měsíci +1

    If "dumb" was a 7 minute video.

  • @pacienciaa
    @pacienciaa Před 5 lety +5040

    He has held this cigarette like when we hold a joint. So, the conclusion is, he doesn't smoke cigarettes, but smokes weed.

    • @TheBestestOne
      @TheBestestOne Před 5 lety +438

      right he smokes weed and doesnt inhale

    • @pacienciaa
      @pacienciaa Před 5 lety +22

      @@TheBestestOne hauahaua that's it

    • @TheBestestOne
      @TheBestestOne Před 5 lety +8

      @@pacienciaa 😂

    • @jxded7265
      @jxded7265 Před 5 lety +174

      He doesn't know how to inhale properly so I doubt that. I used to hold cigs like that and I never smoked weed. Not everyone holds them in between two fingers lol

    • @pacienciaa
      @pacienciaa Před 5 lety +12

      @@jxded7265 hauahsus, yeah, i agree with you. but normally, everybody held a joint like that guy hahaha. mainly in Brazil

  • @pizzaboiloco
    @pizzaboiloco Před 5 lety +476

    2:58 You opened cigarettes, police is on the way

  • @lightotaku4545
    @lightotaku4545 Před 7 měsíci

    "its a metaphor" the fault in our stars reference loll

  • @YzuAiha
    @YzuAiha Před rokem +1

    Bro's coughing just lookin at it 💀

  • @killshot13000
    @killshot13000 Před 4 lety +313

    Him- "(probably)not doing that again"
    Cigarette- "we gotem Bois"

  • @s.scozzaro101ace2
    @s.scozzaro101ace2 Před 5 lety +685

    He’s already coughing before he starts smoking lol!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Readylife
      @Readylife Před 4 lety +12

      He already had lung cancer before the video started!!! 😂😂

    • @cooldude8912
      @cooldude8912 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Readylife Nice one,mate! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @2xMexJesus
      @2xMexJesus Před 4 lety +1

      I know 😂😂😭

    • @middlesiderecords9375
      @middlesiderecords9375 Před 4 lety

      @@Readylife He was already dead before he started :D

    • @nicolasghioca
      @nicolasghioca Před 4 lety +4

      That’s because my nigga bought American spirit the strongest fucking cigarettes and wondered why it tasted like shit 😂🤣🤣

  • @lovetodocoolstuff9309
    @lovetodocoolstuff9309 Před rokem +1

    “I don’t know how anyone can afford this“
    -You’re about to

  • @Sc-tb2qu
    @Sc-tb2qu Před rokem +6

    Damn i cant even remember when i smoked my first. I was around 15/16 i guess. But i never got addicted, just smoking casually on parties. I know its unhealthy, but…

    • @bacon7149
      @bacon7149 Před rokem

      but ‘its cool’ or what

  • @Clogcreations2000
    @Clogcreations2000 Před 4 lety +290

    He said “addictive free tobacco” it’s actually additive free tobacco

  • @samcleary5719
    @samcleary5719 Před 4 lety +6042

    how can you make it past 16 without trying a cigarette!? Maybe I was just a terrible child 😂

    • @joeyabbs6881
      @joeyabbs6881 Před 4 lety +240

      Stewie Griffin you are stewie lol

    • @khabato6274
      @khabato6274 Před 4 lety +489

      17 and still no cigs

    • @horrorfreak1455
      @horrorfreak1455 Před 4 lety +170

      Same I was 9

    • @user-nw9vi4fz1m
      @user-nw9vi4fz1m Před 4 lety +228

      I’m 14 and I’m starting

    • @dadad5382
      @dadad5382 Před 4 lety +115

      @@khabato6274 what a fucking loser lol you the type to not know how to have fun at a party

  • @Moneymagi
    @Moneymagi Před 11 měsíci

    "maybe this will ve better"
    *TAKES ANOTHER HIT*
    HAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @theofficialgreenkane9645
    @theofficialgreenkane9645 Před 3 měsíci +1

    “I don’t understand it dude.”
    Well, let me explain. In the 1950’s, all the biggest movie stars in Hollywood smoked. John Wayne. Marlon Brando. James Dean. It was viewed as classy. Sophisticated. Men in tuxedo’s drinking liquor & smoking while flirting with pretty women. Very James Bond. In the 60’s, Vietnam vets smoked overseas to calm their nerves. They all returned home with a habit. After a hard days work, they would pour themselves a drink, light a cigarette, and read the newspaper. Thats what men did to relax. Then in the 70’s & 80’s, Rockstars smoked while partying. It was considered cool. Rebellious. Only recently (2000’s) has cigs lost its swagger due to all the cancer deaths. Some still smoke for the built in cool factor of the past, others do it for stress, but it’s not as popular anymore.

  • @unREALGAM3R
    @unREALGAM3R Před 6 lety +284

    My manz started coughing even before smoking a cigarrete. Dedication.

  • @huntershull1216
    @huntershull1216 Před 5 lety +661

    Legend has it he smoked the whole pack after the video

    • @mastermindsgrp3675
      @mastermindsgrp3675 Před 5 lety +1

      Lmao

    • @yorm1692
      @yorm1692 Před 5 lety +1

      In 10 years

    • @chef9524
      @chef9524 Před 5 lety

      Hunter Shull Gotta get the moneys worth

    • @bro8105
      @bro8105 Před 5 lety

      @@chef9524 no man Cheyenne's are the best to me any pack has that satisfying part when you pull the foil off is amazing no matter what brand

    • @lucasanson9414
      @lucasanson9414 Před 5 lety

      😂🤣😂😅😂🤣

  • @augustwest304
    @augustwest304 Před 5 měsíci

    this is the proper way someone reacts to having their first cigarette.

  • @brazydnd7669
    @brazydnd7669 Před rokem

    i feel like i just watched someone drive 100 mph through tight backroads while blindfolded

  • @sonicacommicrosefalia500
    @sonicacommicrosefalia500 Před 5 lety +988

    Next video:My first cancer

  • @daniel_cfh2783
    @daniel_cfh2783 Před 5 lety +3900

    Do cocaine next pls

    • @EllisrileyDJ
      @EllisrileyDJ Před 5 lety +3

      General Daniel 😂

    • @progamertom7878
      @progamertom7878 Před 5 lety +8

      dont fucking joke about that two of my friends just died from that

    • @prumset6059
      @prumset6059 Před 5 lety +16

      @@progamertom7878 Do Cocaine.

    • @progamertom7878
      @progamertom7878 Před 5 lety +4

      @@prumset6059 yeh where do you live im from blackpool FY2 9BU ok come and visit me or shut the fuck up

    • @millian1065
      @millian1065 Před 5 lety +11

      Wtf?😂😂 you're asking that like it's a normal thing

  • @ELLASMH
    @ELLASMH Před rokem +4

    this feels crazy to watch while quitting nicotine

  • @DeanandBean
    @DeanandBean Před 8 měsíci +1

    i remember when i first started smoking cigarettes, it started as "how could someone smoke this" to smokin 7 in 25 mins. i didn't even realize how much i was chain smoking them, it's like i would reach into the pack for one and 4 would disappear. i stopped right after i threw up hella, the stomach sickness got to me and i hurled all over one day. same day i threw away my last pack of newports, and thought never will i do this again. today i am an avid cig smoker, but i know how to pace myself with it. cigs are cool🙏

  • @getheroutofthetruck
    @getheroutofthetruck Před 6 lety +4970

    'I could eat at McDonalds twice for that, dude.'
    MURCIA

    • @TheAwesomeOnexD1
      @TheAwesomeOnexD1 Před 6 lety +27

      internet champ Ikr McDonalds must be cheap as f over there

    • @DavidFarquharsonPhotography
      @DavidFarquharsonPhotography Před 6 lety +13

      internet champ *DAMN GOOD MAN, YUP MURICAN* 🇺🇸😂

    • @ConvexSpys
      @ConvexSpys Před 6 lety +5

      That's like 5 mc chickens with bacon where I live those are the best.

    • @ganjaman407
      @ganjaman407 Před 6 lety +8

      McDonald's IS cheap here in the US, I can get a full meal for less than $5 at McDonald's

    • @Reece6
      @Reece6 Před 6 lety

      ganjaman 407 nice

  • @assholian3225
    @assholian3225 Před 5 lety +1426

    I was sitting in church and a woman next to me lit a cigarette like it was nothing, I dropped my beer in shock.
    "Holy fuck 1k likes? Thats pretty crazy for a shitty joke"

    • @andrewfreese5344
      @andrewfreese5344 Před 5 lety +22

      assholian322 why doesn’t this have more like lmao

    • @costelvogel840
      @costelvogel840 Před 5 lety +19

      Ha i would've dropped my vape !

    • @crow6653
      @crow6653 Před 5 lety +2

      LMAO

    • @ammarimarwane928
      @ammarimarwane928 Před 5 lety +19

      I would have dropped my joint

    • @assholian3225
      @assholian3225 Před 5 lety +15

      @@ammarimarwane928 Yesterday a guy behind me did that, I was so suprised I knocked over my line on the bible.

  • @xXHanna84Xx
    @xXHanna84Xx Před měsícem +1

    You just saved so many people's lives. 😅

  • @leooo05
    @leooo05 Před rokem +1

    7 years later: *"How smoking a cigarette ruined my life"*