The Insane Dutch Plan to Dam the North Sea

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  • @lp-xl9ld
    @lp-xl9ld Před 3 lety +5951

    "We have this rising sea level problem..."
    "Damn."
    "Great idea!"

    • @justafellowpotterhead5345
      @justafellowpotterhead5345 Před 3 lety +72

      Underrated comment 😂😂

    • @Orikix
      @Orikix Před 3 lety +25

      Haahahaahh🤣

    • @olddeadchannel2963
      @olddeadchannel2963 Před 3 lety +11

      Lol 🤣

    • @Orikix
      @Orikix Před 3 lety +12

      But, if they are lowing the sea level inside the dam, then the other world seas will grow with at least a half meter🤔

    • @SC-zq6cu
      @SC-zq6cu Před 3 lety +29

      @@Orikix
      Nah. The North sea and the Baltic sea are very small compared to the rest of the world's open seas and oceans. It won't be more than a few centimetres.

  • @Akovor_
    @Akovor_ Před 3 lety +7967

    The netherlands are basically just playing simcity on the hardest difficulty

    • @tb9798
      @tb9798 Před 3 lety +17

      @@Bananaman-hk6qw lol

    • @G00N3YC4NG
      @G00N3YC4NG Před 3 lety +147

      @@Bananaman-hk6qw don't talk shit in English if you can't make any sense with it.
      Sim city is made to be fun, not for Dutch people to feel culturally superior to Americans.

    • @dawgKev
      @dawgKev Před 3 lety +8

      @@Bananaman-hk6qw hooi 👋🏾

    • @roos1745
      @roos1745 Před 3 lety +15

      Cyrus Cooney wait what do you mean?

    • @Bananaman-hk6qw
      @Bananaman-hk6qw Před 3 lety +55

      @@G00N3YC4NGJUST A JOKE BRO JEEZ DON'T BE SO IGNORANT

  • @steviemac2681
    @steviemac2681 Před 3 lety +353

    If most of the arctic has melted, wouldn't Russia have more access to the ocean in the north?

    • @lordjimbo2
      @lordjimbo2 Před 3 lety +29

      Yeeeeup.

    • @zaobyraymond5811
      @zaobyraymond5811 Před 2 lety +17

      Yeah but they mostly use their southern ports because it’s convenient and they can use them all year around

    • @theeclipsemaster
      @theeclipsemaster Před 2 lety +4

      Its about the principle

    • @Lucw05
      @Lucw05 Před 2 lety +22

      @@zaobyraymond5811 no if the actic melts then they can also use northern ports all year

    • @Merennulli
      @Merennulli Před 2 lety +10

      @@zaobyraymond5811 It's actually less convenient. There's a lot of narrow area to traverse that can be controlled by NATO nations, and a lot of what Russia exports is natural resources produced closer to the northern ports (with more northern resources made accessible by climate change), so Russia would actually prefer to use those northern ports. Particularly now that it won't be exporting to Europe for quite a while after the war it started since your post. Note that it ALREADY has northern ports. What climate change will do before NEED is needed is make them open year-round. We're already seeing shipping routes through the arctic open year-round.

  • @vladen14
    @vladen14 Před 3 lety +61

    water: *exists*
    dutch: "So we thought about building a dam around here..."

    • @majormononoke8958
      @majormononoke8958 Před 3 lety

      Nah, those budgets are never only in cash. And if some of those would suddnely try to cash in it would create some form of inflation.

    • @alfredoaohansen7468
      @alfredoaohansen7468 Před 2 měsíci

      Nah. It's 500 billion £ in cash ​@majormononoke8958

  • @enel2391
    @enel2391 Před 3 lety +5977

    Everyone in the Netherlands is tall because all the short ones drown

  • @snensnmt
    @snensnmt Před 3 lety +2463

    The dutch be like: Well Britannia can't rule the waves if there aren't any.

    • @Bananaman-hk6qw
      @Bananaman-hk6qw Před 3 lety +47

      WE DID! (in the 16th century)

    • @vars280287
      @vars280287 Před 3 lety +1

      Big brain time

    • @mcj2219
      @mcj2219 Před 3 lety +20

      We did defeat the English (and French), we even occupied England!

    • @Wanderer628
      @Wanderer628 Před 3 lety +78

      @@mcj2219 'we even occupied England!'
      Lmao, are you serious? You mean that time the English parliament invited the Dutch King to take the throne because they didn't want Catholic James and the Dutch faced zero opposition?
      It's like me inviting you into my house and you howling that you have beaten me and taken my home lmao.

    • @oam6626
      @oam6626 Před 3 lety +30

      @@mcj2219 “occupied England” lmao literally zero occupation occurred during the Glorious Revolution, do you even know what “occupied” means?

  • @ealc603
    @ealc603 Před 2 lety +48

    As a Dutch person it’s honestly such an experience to live in a country that’s planning to erase the ocean

  • @Valyssi
    @Valyssi Před 2 lety +7

    Sailors during a storm: "damn the North sea"
    Dutch sailors in a storm: "dam the North sea)

  • @isengrom6883
    @isengrom6883 Před 3 lety +3174

    "Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today"

    • @loyaltonotredame2160
      @loyaltonotredame2160 Před 3 lety +2

      @VengefulSith h m m m m m

    • @arjunbabu4189
      @arjunbabu4189 Před 3 lety +19

      @VengefulSith Ferb is phineas' slave obviously.🙄🙄🙄

    • @johannfer7073
      @johannfer7073 Před 3 lety +6

      @VengefulSith he's just a good brother/friend everyone likes

    • @molerat8525
      @molerat8525 Před 3 lety +27

      “hey let’s dam one of the most important trade routes in europe 😃”

    • @tryfuqz5064
      @tryfuqz5064 Před 3 lety +3

      People from all europe would be able to drive to the UK

  • @raizereaper4697
    @raizereaper4697 Před 3 lety +3304

    “Sir the sea levels are rising rapidly”
    “Remove the sea then”
    “But”
    “Did I stutter”

    • @RealPerson3
      @RealPerson3 Před 3 lety +21

      Underrated

    • @crusader8102
      @crusader8102 Před 3 lety +131

      "Do you see the ocean Sergeant?"
      "Yes Sir"
      "I don't want to"

    • @quintenmantez6934
      @quintenmantez6934 Před 3 lety +7

      Wha ha! Nice one! :) 😂

    • @mdsk7623
      @mdsk7623 Před 3 lety +4

      Wouldn't this raise sea levels even more

    • @mdsk7623
      @mdsk7623 Před 3 lety +1

      @Chris Jok they would put the water from the sea into the ocean that would rise sea levels i think

  • @tome_1701
    @tome_1701 Před 2 lety +17

    This is Dutch's most outlandish plan so far, doesn't seem like getting to Tahiti would be too hard now in comparison

  • @isabellaereshki
    @isabellaereshki Před 2 lety +30

    7:24 also one of the biggest reasons britain and germany went at each other in world war 1 was over the german fleet wanting out from north germany to the open ocean also germany and russia and several other countries would lose all their ports crippling trade, london would be landlocked crippling trade, and all trade for the other nations would have to come from england and france which would eventually cause a war.

    • @Oklol175
      @Oklol175 Před rokem +1

      Not necessarily, the area doesn't need to be completely drained, if they lowered it a bit a lot of doggerland would show itself, but there would still be a lot of water to allow trade, Germany would not be land locked, they can let access easily to German ports.

  • @Henry-yo8ox
    @Henry-yo8ox Před 3 lety +283

    United Kingdom: we are a island nation
    the Dutch:not on my watch

    • @dodgechance4564
      @dodgechance4564 Před 3 lety +17

      they wouldn't be able to construct it without the cooperation of the UK, considering both major points of the dam are connected to the UK.

    • @beu9245
      @beu9245 Před 3 lety +1

      @@dodgechance4564 Or we sponsor a propaganda campaign for Scottish independence and have them join the EU again , they would way more likely to cooperate

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer Před 3 lety +3

      @@dodgechance4564 we can build one around the UK. and only connect it with the west coast Ierland (from both sides)

    • @thelonesculler
      @thelonesculler Před 3 lety +6

      @@beu9245 Or go two better than that:
      Reunite Ireland
      Scotland becomes independant and joins the EU
      Build the dam from France to Ireland, Ireland to Scotland, then the original plans as outlined.
      Would spectacularly piss off the Brexiteers but as someone who would have voted remain (3 months too young) it would be hilarious to see them lose their minds

    • @Racko.
      @Racko. Před 3 lety

      @@thelonesculler True

  • @parasmanikc7341
    @parasmanikc7341 Před 3 lety +3159

    "After the Dam is built and UK is connected to Europe"
    German: UK isn't winning this time

    • @TheLiamster
      @TheLiamster Před 3 lety +79

      The UK is already connected to Europe through the Channel tunnel.

    • @Sourciful
      @Sourciful Před 3 lety +171

      @@TheLiamster r/woosh

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 Před 3 lety +141

      @@TheLiamster Channel tunnel is a bottleneck, so easily defensible.

    • @LotsOfS
      @LotsOfS Před 3 lety +71

      @@TheLiamster Can't wait to join the all out trench warfare with tanks inside there

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 Před 3 lety +45

      @@Dredgion They won the war, you can't dispute that. It weakened them yes. Also the British maintained a global empire larger than any other nation until the 60s. Yes WW2 weakened them and caused them to shrink. Arguably they were the largest colonial empire to the end since other empires shrunk with them.

  • @mrtea2553
    @mrtea2553 Před 2 lety +8

    Netherlands 2 decades later : "The insane dutch plan to dam the pacific"

  • @johngalt1448
    @johngalt1448 Před 3 lety +22

    The European part of Russia also has Murmansk, an ice-free port with direct access to the Atlantic and Arctic oceans. Besides, if the sea level rises, the Arctic will melt and Russia won't even have to use icebreakers there during winter.

  • @kooshi8933
    @kooshi8933 Před 3 lety +562

    Ducth: Trying to dam the entire north sea
    Poland, Germany, Denmark, Finland, Sweden, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Belgium: You what.

    • @ciaranharrington4141
      @ciaranharrington4141 Před 3 lety +41

      You forgot the biggest obstacle of russia, you can sail your submarines through a wall

    • @panimalos5720
      @panimalos5720 Před 3 lety +2

      No but they can change the places of the naval bases lets say to northern coastline.

    • @user-ej6cf9eq2u
      @user-ej6cf9eq2u Před 3 lety +18

      @@panimalos5720 Its mostly covered in thick ice sheets, which would make it hard to travel through

    • @panimalos5720
      @panimalos5720 Před 3 lety +11

      @@user-ej6cf9eq2u yeah but if its gone in the future because of global warming. Im not seeing the problem.

    • @user-ej6cf9eq2u
      @user-ej6cf9eq2u Před 3 lety

      @@panimalos5720 But it will take at least 15+ years or so

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 3 lety +3336

    *Taps forehead*
    You don't need to worry about rising sea levels when there is no sea to worry about

    • @hasanok4172
      @hasanok4172 Před 3 lety +34

      ah yes no sea

    • @xinniethepooh204
      @xinniethepooh204 Před 3 lety +53

      Big fan Justin. Come to China one day!

    • @mohdadeeb1829
      @mohdadeeb1829 Před 3 lety +1

      Bro!

    • @FriedrichBarb
      @FriedrichBarb Před 3 lety +52

      *Fact: German engineers had a similar plan during the 1920s to block off the Mediterranean sea for more fertile land for Europe*
      This was known as "The Atlantropa Project"

    • @spywalkz1
      @spywalkz1 Před 3 lety +4

      I sea you

  • @TheSlug2143
    @TheSlug2143 Před 2 lety +11

    The Dutch: We want to build a dam to stop us all from perishing.
    The British: Did you forget we were an island!

    • @ravener96
      @ravener96 Před 2 lety

      Not anymore SUCKAAA

    • @asheep7797
      @asheep7797 Před 2 lety

      What island?

    • @asheep7797
      @asheep7797 Před 2 lety

      oh wait nvm i need to get used to the UK not being an island here.

  • @sheogorathsshitbag172
    @sheogorathsshitbag172 Před 3 lety +24

    "This historical body of water known as the zoiderzee"

  • @liam7664
    @liam7664 Před 3 lety +1813

    North Sea: exists
    The Dutch: and I took that personally

  • @cesarcabrera97
    @cesarcabrera97 Před 3 lety +1132

    *Britain is no longer an island because of the dams*
    Germany: My time has come

  • @dennisklomp2361
    @dennisklomp2361 Před 3 lety +94

    One important note: by the time this dam would be constructed, Russia would have year round access to the seas via the northern routes.
    Sadly.

    • @TheKirbydude1234
      @TheKirbydude1234 Před 2 lety

      and the pacific ocean...?

    • @Cuuniyevo
      @Cuuniyevo Před 2 lety +3

      @@TheKirbydude1234 A huge part of Russia already touches the Pacific, it's just too far from the population centers for railway to be economical. So they could just use the same Northern aquatic routes as those that would go West. Murmansk or Arkhangelsk could be the new trade hub of the future instead of St Petersburg. Or they could widen rivers and dig canals to connect St Petersburg through Lakes Ladoga, Onega, and Vygozero to the White Sea.
      Right now, the Arctic is too inclement to be very reliable, but this video is talking about if the ice melts.

    • @MrGerben123
      @MrGerben123 Před 2 lety +1

      damn, i just said the same thing in the comments. but 10 months later lol

    • @bearcubdaycare
      @bearcubdaycare Před 2 lety +1

      By the time this dam would be built, Russia might not exist. Thousands of tanks lost; how many do they have left?

    • @Merennulli
      @Merennulli Před 2 lety +5

      @@bearcubdaycare If the Ukrainian estimate for how many they destroyed is accurate, Russia still has roughly 90% of its tanks. That said, most of those were in storage at the beginning of the war. Given the reports of Soviet-era tanks being used, I'm guessing a lot of those tanks aren't exactly modern.
      But while Russia might be running down its best conventional military equipment, the reason Putin feels bold enough to burn down his own house while standing in it is because the nuclear threat means nobody will invade Russia. The only thing that will make Russia cease to exist will be a civil war, which hasn't yet shown signs of forming. Some want Putin ousted, but they just want Russia to continue under less warmongering leadership.

  • @thegamingcomrade102
    @thegamingcomrade102 Před 3 lety +7

    Just use sponges and then dry them in a furnace to reuse them.

  • @Marbo12f
    @Marbo12f Před 3 lety +1665

    "The price is"
    Me: oh this is going to hurt.
    "500 billion"
    Oh thats not bad actually.

    • @Melnek1
      @Melnek1 Před 3 lety +123

      And since when are public projects on the budget? The figures will easily triple, not to mention that the UK will create whatever hell is needed for the EU to finance the construction of the dams on the west coast with Ireland.

    • @Nillowo
      @Nillowo Před 3 lety +70

      Thats what i thought as well. And it was a good mention in the video that the cost is 0.1 of the GDP of the countries effected. money shouldnt be an object when it comes to something that important. (also we wouldnt have to worry about this if we just cared about the environment more and gross wealth less)

    • @stephen_l1474
      @stephen_l1474 Před 3 lety +66

      @@Nillowo So even if it goes 10 times over budget it is still 1% of annual gdp of the affected countries, I would say it is very very much worth it comparing to letting large part of your country to be under water. And spreading the cost across say 10 years the burden to the economy isn’t really big to be honest.

    • @Marbo12f
      @Marbo12f Před 3 lety +6

      @Deutschland Is cool I made that statement in perspective to euros. As the video notes, that is less than 00.1% of the GDP of the countries within the dam. Not to mention staggered out over decade(s) of construction.

    • @Nillowo
      @Nillowo Před 3 lety +1

      @@stephen_l1474 uhh, no I’m agreeing with this idea lol

  • @AmsterdamKayakGuy
    @AmsterdamKayakGuy Před 3 lety +799

    G E K O L O N I S E E R D
    wait no
    *I N G E P O L D E R D*

    • @Crick1952
      @Crick1952 Před 3 lety +16

      Zeg makker

    • @WoutWilmaers
      @WoutWilmaers Před 3 lety +19

      @@Crick1952 Kokosnoten zijn geen specerijen

    • @Bananaman-hk6qw
      @Bananaman-hk6qw Před 3 lety +12

      @@WoutWilmaers zijn Belgen specerijen?

    • @soulfire4381
      @soulfire4381 Před 3 lety +3

      @@jme7298 precies jij snapt het, ik snap ook niet waarom de belgen hun land als ware in tweeën hebben gedeeld

    • @SmexyRexy
      @SmexyRexy Před 3 lety +1

      Niemand weet wat hier besproken wordt lol

  • @tannermay1634
    @tannermay1634 Před 3 lety +7

    My question is by building this damn and pumping the water out, where you gonna put all that excess water? Also why not just use that idea for the host country? A dam around one country or coastline is a lot cheaper and I would imagine more structurally sound than building in the middle of an ocean or sea where hurricanes could have the potential to destroy the dam. Just some food for thought. And I’d love to debate this topic.

  • @Marngel
    @Marngel Před 4 měsíci +1

    Any body of water: *exists*
    The Dutch: *It’s free real estate*

  • @iexist1300
    @iexist1300 Před 3 lety +570

    If this was Florida, people would just shoot the ocean

  • @franrossTV
    @franrossTV Před 3 lety +633

    Dutch: transforming the North Sea into land.
    British: "wait, that's illegal".

  • @ThatsNotVeryFunnyLol
    @ThatsNotVeryFunnyLol Před 2 lety +3

    As someone who just randomly stumbled upon these videos and this channel while watching the Infographics show, it's crazy how entertaining alot of these videos are and how much random stuff you learn about. It's really cool and anyone who wouldn't find any of this entertaining and interesting, is a liar.

  • @corbeau-_-
    @corbeau-_- Před 2 lety +6

    I wonder what this would do to the flow of the oceans. The Netherlands and England have a very typical climate because of those currents, very different than say Russia at the same parallel. If the water becomes fresh, like in our 'sea', you'll also get the trillion mosquitos that go along with it ;)

    • @Whoami691
      @Whoami691 Před rokem +1

      not much I presume, the big current to worry about is the gulf stream the other side of ireland. The whole reason this is being discussed is to stop the rising sea levels.

  • @zsoltsandor3814
    @zsoltsandor3814 Před 3 lety +3499

    "God created the Earth, but the Dutch created the Netherlands."

    • @peter_piper3004
      @peter_piper3004 Před 3 lety +34

      Damn you read my mind, just about comment that 😉

    • @maribelescalante4448
      @maribelescalante4448 Před 3 lety +8

      I do not think so

    • @dapperfield595
      @dapperfield595 Před 3 lety +49

      @@maribelescalante4448 You don’t get it, do you?

    • @maribelescalante4448
      @maribelescalante4448 Před 3 lety +6

      The Dutch where made bye god

    • @allfatherodin-officiallyun1107
      @allfatherodin-officiallyun1107 Před 3 lety +56

      @@maribelescalante4448 since the Catholic god you refer to originates from the middle east and the Netherlands used to be inhabited by Germanic and Celtic tribes like the rest of central and western Europe, we (the Dutch) are created by Wodan/Odin(basically same god, different name). But the Dutch formed the Netherlands. I mean, we literally pulled an entire province out of the sea

  • @gertjankoreman
    @gertjankoreman Před 3 lety +3428

    UK: So yeah, we're gonna do a Brexit.
    Netherlands: Nah, you're gonna join Europe one way or the other.

    • @k1ngsp1t24
      @k1ngsp1t24 Před 3 lety +125

      Me as a brit - LEAVE ME ALONE
      EU - NEVER!!!!!

    • @oscarredfearn3492
      @oscarredfearn3492 Před 3 lety +125

      I know this is a joke, a good one at that, but I still feel I have to reiterate: We are not leaving Europe. We are leaving the European Union.

    • @psq6214
      @psq6214 Před 3 lety +90

      @@oscarredfearn3492 i also have to reiterate: you are NOT leaving, you’ve already left.

    • @oscarredfearn3492
      @oscarredfearn3492 Před 3 lety +106

      @@psq6214 oops yeah you’re right, too used to Brexit taking forever

    • @inserisciunnome
      @inserisciunnome Před 3 lety +32

      @@k1ngsp1t24 most of the EU never really cared that much about Brexit. It was the UK that had problems deciding wtf they wanted to do. took them a while to decide.

  • @trynottodie9520
    @trynottodie9520 Před 3 lety +5

    From the Shetlands to Norway it is much deeper like 1000-2000 Meter. It isnt possible. At the Doggerbank it is like 30-50 meters. So you want to pump 30-50meters outside the North See? I think that is also not possible...

    • @JacobBax
      @JacobBax Před 2 lety +2

      Plus the amount of material needed the build this dam, let alone to drain this all.

  • @NoName-xg3op
    @NoName-xg3op Před 3 lety +2

    Dutch people are way underrated. The most intelligent people in the world

  • @ramen_9588
    @ramen_9588 Před 3 lety +969

    Every Country: Omg,our cities are going to sink!
    Netherlands: So anyways I started damming.

    • @vars280287
      @vars280287 Před 3 lety +31

      Dutch are already living in 3020

    • @economicsinaction
      @economicsinaction Před 3 lety +21

      If the Dutch keep this up by end of the century they'll will have more land than Germany

    • @vincent5880
      @vincent5880 Před 3 lety +6

      @@economicsinaction they will probably get angry and invade again

    • @rekenen3233
      @rekenen3233 Před 3 lety +11

      @@economicsinaction Their are already plans on building an airport on the sea... Oh and that isnt bullshit the government is busy with it and are trying to get it done
      Other countries dont know our plan but we just dry up land a few kilometers every few years so we dont claim the entire north sea in 1 go but eventually we will be able to build our dam

    • @mokushmasmo6009
      @mokushmasmo6009 Před 3 lety

      @@rekenen3233 The superpowers will continue to underfund important things to serve their short term lives and self interests.

  • @ModernWhoFan5B
    @ModernWhoFan5B Před 3 lety +617

    The Dutch: Listen, if you're not going to take care of this properly, we're going to do this OUR way.
    Britain: Umm... And how wou-
    The Dutch: DAMS! Dams everywhere! The entire North Sea, dammed! No more sea, ONLY DAMS!

    • @disguisedhuman
      @disguisedhuman Před 3 lety +54

      Dam that's a lot of dams

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer Před 3 lety +43

      you get a dam, and you get a dam. you all get dams. dam the whole world. make everything one big polder.
      make everything in to farm land for our potatoes.

    • @Wanderer628
      @Wanderer628 Před 3 lety +10

      British cruise missile: Let me introduce myself to these nice damns.

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer Před 3 lety +5

      @@Wanderer628 you do know that they would drown there own people doing so. halve of London would be beneath the waves.

    •  Před 3 lety

      No more seas
      Only polders. All to he colonized by the Dutch
      A new dutch empire the size of doggerland. Fertile with good coty planning
      We shall deliver our final aolution to the sea

  • @harrickvharrick3957
    @harrickvharrick3957 Před 2 lety +2

    The Netherlands might as well set engineers onto the task of developing a way to heighten their existing land surface by inserting layers of rock and/or sand on a depth of a few meters underneath the existing fertile top layer of soil! In ancient times the Dutch in several regions would erect enormous, man-made hills to build their houses on (and the churches that every village built, no matter how small the size of the village or how small the number of people living there)!

  • @FMeister94
    @FMeister94 Před 2 lety +3

    500 billions seems like a hopeful estimate on how much sea dam the logistics for a project like this would be insanity

  • @KayJblue
    @KayJblue Před 3 lety +748

    The Netherlands claim more ocean.
    We are not surprised.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety +2

      HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear key

    • @beasttheboy
      @beasttheboy Před 3 lety

      Yep

    • @Asim-xy4qf
      @Asim-xy4qf Před 3 lety +4

      Hippiti hopittit ocean is now my property(I know this is not spelled right don't hang me)

    • @KayJblue
      @KayJblue Před 3 lety +1

      @@Asim-xy4qf
      *grabs noose*

    • @amoghus
      @amoghus Před 3 lety +1

      @@Asim-xy4qf *grabs pp*

  • @DevoliaEsp
    @DevoliaEsp Před 3 lety +329

    "The insane Dutch plan"
    Arthur Morgan : "Not again."

  • @horizonsmusic9673
    @horizonsmusic9673 Před 2 lety +2

    NEED causally putting a dam through the orkney islands and relocating 25,000 innocent people

  • @JavohirXR
    @JavohirXR Před 3 lety +1

    United Kingdom looks like an introverted kid from class

  • @frederickoftheartic2209
    @frederickoftheartic2209 Před 3 lety +713

    Uk: *Becomes Connected to Europe*
    Germans: *it's too late 70 years too late*

    • @mangodip2170
      @mangodip2170 Před 3 lety +31

      The Germans to the Dutch who thought of the entire idea: *Gottverdammt, why did you come up with this plan far too late?!*

    • @mangodip2170
      @mangodip2170 Před 3 lety +1

      @Jaep Struiksma lmao 😂😂😂

    • @dariakon
      @dariakon Před 3 lety +36

      Churchill : We will fight them in the Doggerlands ....

    • @alexandrev3505
      @alexandrev3505 Před 3 lety +14

      Napoléon : *it's too late 250 years too late*

    • @paulqueripel3493
      @paulqueripel3493 Před 3 lety +2

      Farage, oh shit.

  • @kaissersreich
    @kaissersreich Před 3 lety +1117

    The Netherlands is basically playing Cities: Skylines on the hardest difficulty

    • @kaissersreich
      @kaissersreich Před 3 lety +19

      @@jto541 not really tho, I just thought of this comment while I was watching the video and was playing cities: skylines at the same time

    • @Orbixas
      @Orbixas Před 3 lety +21

      @@jto541 "sTOlEn" bruh it's a youtube comment with a reference to a really popular game series, just shut up

    • @Starless.exists
      @Starless.exists Před 3 lety +6

      @@Orbixas ong that's on fax on no cap on my mama😤😤😤😡😡😡🙏🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯

    • @ax_1771
      @ax_1771 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Starless.exists good way of saying "I agree with you"..😂😂

    • @chumajamesnxele106
      @chumajamesnxele106 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Starless.exists 😂😂😂 All the 'on mys'

  • @Deeplycloseted435
    @Deeplycloseted435 Před 3 lety +11

    This is insane. One dam failure would lead to so much devastation. This isn’t a downstream town, these are major countries with trillions of dollars of infrastructure on these coasts, and millions of people. Also, this isn’t a lake overrunning a dam, its the OCEAN.

    • @VividFlash
      @VividFlash Před 2 lety +3

      It's not a damn like you would imagine, more like a big long island. Lots and lots of big rocks, sand, dirt on the outside and an inner thick concrete wall on the inside. You only need to maintain corrosion and erosion

    • @ansem680
      @ansem680 Před 2 lety +3

      our dams are high quality, dont underestimate them

    • @maddash1415
      @maddash1415 Před 2 lety +4

      The damn would be more like a long mountain blocking out the ocean

  • @AntoineVello
    @AntoineVello Před 2 lety +1

    Insane doesn't even begin to describe the thumbnail I just saw.

  • @PoweredIncorporated
    @PoweredIncorporated Před 3 lety +1457

    ''we need to build a wall''
    ''we will let the brits and french pay for it''

    • @alganhar1
      @alganhar1 Před 3 lety +37

      Given that it would cripple the British Maritime Trade I do not see them doing that any time soon... or letting it pass into their territorial waters....

    • @minuterepeater2257
      @minuterepeater2257 Před 3 lety +14

      @@alganhar1
      Due to the zillion different interest I doubt they ever come to an agreement, but if ever came to it; of course there would places where sea traffic could pass through.

    • @christiant2134
      @christiant2134 Před 3 lety

      I mean.. preferably yes.

    • @kdas305
      @kdas305 Před 3 lety +11

      Yeah the port of Rotterdam is the biggest in Europe, and it's probably one of the biggest ways of income in the Netherlands. Removing ALL the water in the north sea would mean a big slap in the face to the dutch economy. So they'll probably leave rivers or even a part of the sea, if they were gonna do this that is.

    • @marijnmens7583
      @marijnmens7583 Před 3 lety +1

      @@alganhar1 wait till our king grabs your queen by the pony, discussion solved.

  • @CubicCreeper7914
    @CubicCreeper7914 Před 3 lety +812

    "Nowhere would end up getting slammed as hard as the Netherlands"
    Maldives: Am I a joke to you?

    • @thelonesculler
      @thelonesculler Před 3 lety +56

      I instantly said Bangladesh

    • @TheSpiritombsableye
      @TheSpiritombsableye Před 3 lety +38

      Kiribati will fall first before Bangladesh.

    • @tankiwolf
      @tankiwolf Před 3 lety +41

      Maldives population: 391 000
      Netherlands population: 17 000 000

    • @lolwat5418
      @lolwat5418 Před 3 lety +22

      Tuvalu silently reading these comments....

    • @zakiducky
      @zakiducky Před 3 lety +1

      @Tanki Wolf All that tells me is the Dutch are overpopulated lol /s

  • @Captain-Axeman
    @Captain-Axeman Před 2 lety +2

    From Norway, we ain't gonna build a danm Dam for you folks.

  • @Mr.Dennis658
    @Mr.Dennis658 Před 2 lety +1

    Everyone gangster, until reallifelore comes up with bridges

  • @ambassadeurdelirlandedeles3591

    I already imagine in 60 years :
    Us : When I was young, Great Britain was an island, you know
    Our grand children : No way !

    • @LLLLLLLLLucas
      @LLLLLLLLLucas Před 3 lety +13

      The UK will never agree to this.

    • @cl0p38
      @cl0p38 Před 3 lety +41

      @@LLLLLLLLLucas UK? Bordering with France? Never would happen lol

    • @leedscity6881
      @leedscity6881 Před 3 lety +9

      @@cl0p38 exactly the French hate the British. They don't do a good job with the boarder now imagine if there were no sea lol

    • @tryfuqz5064
      @tryfuqz5064 Před 3 lety +3

      Global International Trade would collapse and in order to not make that happen, they must construct a canal through the Baltic Sea which will cut Sweden & Norway and that way Russia would trade and also they have to make another dam in Denmark as well

    • @NicholasJH96
      @NicholasJH96 Před 3 lety

      @@tryfuqz5064 it would need to go to France to England to Ireland them the top it would go from faroe Island to Scotland then another to Norway from faroe island and would have to open & close

  • @GeographyWorld
    @GeographyWorld Před 3 lety +450

    And Ireland is just left to sink outside.

    • @heliothrax7716
      @heliothrax7716 Před 3 lety +37

      trust me if they dammed ireland as well the saltwater would just be replaced with whiskey and other hard liquor

    • @Xlr8t
      @Xlr8t Před 3 lety +15

      Who cares about Ireland? It’s just UK that we care about

    • @caezar55
      @caezar55 Před 3 lety +27

      Ireland could probably survive a 10m rise in sea levels just fine, never mind a 2m by end of century prediction.

    • @coolzredz
      @coolzredz Před 3 lety +15

      Xlr8t 🙄northern Ireland is part of the UK

    • @GeographyWorld
      @GeographyWorld Před 3 lety +3

      @@caezar55 Most of the country. Cork City would be devastated.

  • @koharumi1
    @koharumi1 Před 2 lety +3

    Ocean: this isn't even my final form!

  • @Nonamelol.
    @Nonamelol. Před 2 lety +1

    6:19 that’s a very horrible idea. Millions upon millions of people would have to rely on the strength of the dam in order to stop it from flooding. Horrible idea.

    • @tvs26
      @tvs26 Před 2 lety

      You do know that people already do that there are 17 million people in the Netherlands so I don’t *sea* the problem here

  • @jason41a
    @jason41a Před 3 lety +693

    the ocean is trying to get *higher* than the netherlands.
    dutch people: *hold my legal weed joints*

    • @Daan03
      @Daan03 Před 3 lety +22

      Weed is not legal though, it’s just tolerated in some areas. And there are rules about how much you can have :))

    • @ianstrijker9576
      @ianstrijker9576 Před 3 lety +15

      @@Daan03 you say tolerated, but the goverment funds weed farms so coffeeshops have high quality and safe weed plus demoralizing illegal weed farmers. we got weed so we wont do other drugs that are more harmful, yet we dont do as much drugs as in quite some other countries (per person)

    • @Steff_kjns
      @Steff_kjns Před 3 lety +2

      @@ianstrijker9576 Yeah but still, shops can't even legally BUY their stash. There's no farms allocated or even regulated by the goverment.
      In the books, It just appears out thin air

    • @divat10
      @divat10 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Steff_kjns there are farm funded by the government in the netherlands that supply weed and you can evem grow it yourself

    • @jespertimmerman9442
      @jespertimmerman9442 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ianstrijker9576 not true
      You're not from here are you

  • @MortyMortyMorty
    @MortyMortyMorty Před 3 lety +455

    Hitler: Let's drain the mediterranean sea.
    Netherlands: Hold my beer.

    • @nerobernardino88
      @nerobernardino88 Před 3 lety +12

      @@jme7298 hold my *dam blueprints*

    • @disclaimer6872
      @disclaimer6872 Před 3 lety +15

      That wasn't Hitler's idea

    • @MortyMortyMorty
      @MortyMortyMorty Před 3 lety +3

      @@disclaimer6872 Well, wasnt his idea but he tought about it too.

    • @ziggy2shus624
      @ziggy2shus624 Před 3 lety

      The Mediterranean sea was just a series of lakes during the last Ice Age.
      Global warming has been going on for 15,000 years....it ain't going to stop because of some windmills.

    • @Simon-nw9bf
      @Simon-nw9bf Před 3 lety +1

      That happened 6 million years ago due to plate tectonics. The whole region became a saline desert that couldn't support life. Take the Aral Sea disaster on steroids

  • @FowlorTheRooster1990
    @FowlorTheRooster1990 Před 3 lety +2

    if this ever gets built the amount of damage to sea life will be tremendous, and that will cause a rise in sea levels in other countries not near the dam as the water has to go somewhere

  • @dennisposthuma
    @dennisposthuma Před 3 lety +4

    I just want the world to look the same in 100 years as it does now

  • @Pintroll300
    @Pintroll300 Před 3 lety +958

    Ireland in this Scenario: Guess we’ll drown

    • @H-N-K
      @H-N-K Před 3 lety +13

      Yes

    • @Rm-ss5gv
      @Rm-ss5gv Před 3 lety +8

      @@Noviomagus024 I hope that was a joke

    • @fordhouse8b
      @fordhouse8b Před 3 lety +6

      Of course not, displaced EU citizens will have 1st pick of the new lands. Of course this would require the EU and the UK to play nice, but this far into the future, the Brits might have come to their senses and rejoined.

    • @Pintroll300
      @Pintroll300 Před 3 lety +27

      @@fordhouse8b Too late; we’d have already built potato-skin arks and gone to South Brazil by the time Britain managed to agree a deal with anyone!

    • @xfire3144
      @xfire3144 Před 3 lety

      @@fordhouse8b not happening

  • @phantomisnoob1638
    @phantomisnoob1638 Před 3 lety +471

    The next century: The insane plan to dam the whole Atlantic ocean.

    • @tinymetaltrees
      @tinymetaltrees Před 3 lety +40

      Nestlé will probably suck up the whole thing and sell it to you in bottles.

    • @sinanberk2713
      @sinanberk2713 Před 3 lety +7

      RTGame vibes here

    • @henrygal9627
      @henrygal9627 Před 3 lety +1

      No the Insain plan to dam the pacific

    • @1FatLittleMonkey
      @1FatLittleMonkey Před 3 lety +1

      Let me introduce you to the concept of "star lifting". No really. Google it.

    • @senseiskellig4878
      @senseiskellig4878 Před 3 lety +2

      Next century: the insane plan to build dams around both the Arctics because their melting ice is what's causing this whole thing.
      Then, next century: the insane plan to stop global warming so the ice doesn't melt in the first place.

  • @helpmii215
    @helpmii215 Před 3 lety +3

    God may have made the land but the Dutch made the Netherlands

  • @tangerinepuma28
    @tangerinepuma28 Před 2 lety +3

    6:27 or the british could take it 😂🤣

  • @floris4232
    @floris4232 Před 3 lety +2440

    As a Dutch guy, hearing him say things like Zuiderzee is so funny

    • @hazel8.
      @hazel8. Před 3 lety +72

      same and especially since it isn’t called that anymore

    • @bjornb2421
      @bjornb2421 Před 3 lety +51

      Hahaha i am Dutch and live in the new land made out of the zuiderzee

    • @martinvangarderen5608
      @martinvangarderen5608 Před 3 lety +59

      De zojderzieee 😂

    • @donierz
      @donierz Před 3 lety +30

      I'm belgian but the Dutch part and i know what you mean, zoiderzee😂

    • @AlbertAlbertB.
      @AlbertAlbertB. Před 3 lety +22

      Dat is inderdaad fantastisch om te horen. Sowieso, een vreemdeling die het heeft over Nederland is iets wat leuk is om te zien en luisteren voor een of andere rede.

  • @olivierrevet5953
    @olivierrevet5953 Před 3 lety +784

    poseidon : i am the king of the seas
    the netherlands : hold my tulips

    • @johnpaulabocad6941
      @johnpaulabocad6941 Před 3 lety +15

      Neatherlands: Get away from me you pagan

    • @pixelfencer
      @pixelfencer Před 3 lety +43

      Ocean: **exists**
      The Dutch: “I said we land today”

    • @manfatmanley7249
      @manfatmanley7249 Před 3 lety

      @@pixelfencer LOL

    • @larisslanting7684
      @larisslanting7684 Před 3 lety +6

      Hahaha i like that "hold my tulip"

    • @dutchman7623
      @dutchman7623 Před 3 lety +2

      Poseidon: I am the God of the Seas
      The Netherlands: Hold my rake!
      Poseidon: Shit! I am stuck with that thing forever!

  • @gachacaspa
    @gachacaspa Před 2 lety +2

    I think that large damns may be useful in reclaiming land. But then on this scale I think it would be largely problematic. The Netherlands technically might as well just expand their coast.

  • @Heafsickle
    @Heafsickle Před 3 lety

    2016: let’s build a wall!
    2020: let’s build a dam!

  • @abhijitnaug4944
    @abhijitnaug4944 Před 3 lety +103

    "Nowhere will it affect more than Netherlands"
    *cries in maldives*

    • @Perririri
      @Perririri Před 3 lety +1

      Normie

    • @Barneyfromhalflife1
      @Barneyfromhalflife1 Před 3 lety

      Because u cant build a "deltawerk" its more dangerous

    • @cliffhanger2718
      @cliffhanger2718 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Perririri people use the term normie in 2020 still?

    • @Christian-cb9jr
      @Christian-cb9jr Před 3 lety

      True but let’s be honest here the Netherlands is a tat more important than the Maldives.

  • @olivertaylor3277
    @olivertaylor3277 Před 3 lety +364

    Brexiteers: We’ve finally left Europe!
    Remainers: Hold my Dam.

    • @TAP7a
      @TAP7a Před 3 lety +19

      Remainers: *we are Europe now*

    • @georgesimpson1406
      @georgesimpson1406 Před 3 lety +1

      We in europe but now more land area for immigration. Win win situation. Also we can get oil more easily. But killed all the fish.

    • @thelonesculler
      @thelonesculler Před 3 lety +6

      @@georgesimpson1406 bUt WhAt AbOuT oUr SoVeReIgNtY?

    • @jalaaldous3511
      @jalaaldous3511 Před 3 lety

      Sweet revenge

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 Před 3 lety +8

      God damn. They didnt leave Europe. They left the European Union, two different things

  • @hivaladeen4892
    @hivaladeen4892 Před 3 lety +2

    Britain to their settlers after the dam re-instates undersea land: “fucken go go go”

  • @toainsully
    @toainsully Před 7 měsíci

    Atlantropa: *Dams the Mediterranean Sea*
    Netherlands: "Hold my beer"

  • @theoffshoot8798
    @theoffshoot8798 Před 3 lety +533

    Knowing how to swim is a compulsory requirement to live in the netherlands.

  • @markchip1
    @markchip1 Před 3 lety +429

    The Russian "issues" with the NEED locking in its Baltic fleets needs to be considered against the background of the simple reason to construct these dams in the first place - rising SEA LEVELS! Which would be caused by the melting of Arctic and Antarctic ice sheets. This would simultaneously free up many northern Russian locations and ports from what is otherwise a seasonal locking-in by sea ice! So the Baltic and Arctic regions would effectively balance out, plus northern sea routes would vastly increase Russian maritime trade options.

    • @angadsingh9314
      @angadsingh9314 Před 3 lety +3

      Hmm true true

    • @maart0productions713
      @maart0productions713 Před 3 lety +27

      They also annexed Crimea which gives them another sea port

    • @thedarkknighteman725
      @thedarkknighteman725 Před 3 lety +2

      @John 건 Benton I i I guess

    • @havokRazor718
      @havokRazor718 Před 3 lety +9

      Russia also has access to Arctic ocean. If sea levels rise, it will become more useful for new trade routes and those nuclear submarines to irritate the rest of the world.

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- Před 3 lety +2

      And more fertile land is available in Russia yeah they’ll do better while everyone else is fuck all hail Russian our new empire gg America

  • @NoGoodHandlesComingToMind

    7:45: If the events leading up to the NEED being justified were to happen, Russia's entire northern passage would also be open, and their naval fleets would still have significant ocean access.

  • @Quvl
    @Quvl Před 3 lety +3

    "Wait Netherlands are vulnerable because of water? "
    *Always has been...*

  • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
    @imveryangryitsnotbutter Před 3 lety +77

    TL;DW: "Dammed if you do, damned if you don't."

  • @Leugim010
    @Leugim010 Před 3 lety +210

    But if the climate warms THAT much then all of Russia's arctic ports would be available for them to use. They wouldn't need the north sea at that point?

    • @yucol5661
      @yucol5661 Před 3 lety +28

      The North Sea is still important for them. Saint Petersburg is the cultural capital and second most important city.

    • @eggsngritstn
      @eggsngritstn Před 3 lety +7

      I was thinking the same, plus the Black Sea would certainly offer more possibilities.

    • @User31129
      @User31129 Před 3 lety +8

      True. Murmansk would become a nice place to live.

    • @eggsngritstn
      @eggsngritstn Před 3 lety +3

      @@User31129 Somewhere up there will be, but much of the Kola Peninsula will be under water.

    • @OriginalPiMan
      @OriginalPiMan Před 3 lety +6

      It would be an option, but would require a significant infrastructure improvement. Their Arctic ports are very undeveloped right now and a considerable distance from the main population centres,

  • @rainhunter2935
    @rainhunter2935 Před 2 lety +1

    Hi, it's me, Rain! I honestly have to say that being an amarican kid who loves the uk more then anything, I whould honestly be all game for trying to crazily dam the entire north sea and finally connect the uk to the rest of the eu once and for all! Just imagine what I chould do if they reveled all this land below the north sea that's been lost for so many years! It whould be freaking awesome! So, if they do eventually decide to go through with this plan in the future, if I just wait a bit more longer, soon I chould just walk to England! Wow! Just imagine, what if.... rain.

  • @chrastianhiggar7612
    @chrastianhiggar7612 Před 2 lety +2

    My greatest question about this is:
    Since the nordic countries and all the other countries withing this dam right now mostly have oceanic climates due to the hot water from the gulf stream, wouldn't this dam basically stop the the gulf stream and create continental climates/polar climates withing this dam? Wouldn't this result in other huge infastructure problems?

    • @autohmae
      @autohmae Před rokem

      if we NEED it, the Golf Stream might have already gone away

    • @Whoami691
      @Whoami691 Před rokem

      the gulf stream is the other side or ireland in the atlantic. this is a small section by comparison way out of it's way.

    • @caezar55
      @caezar55 Před 11 měsíci

      Nothing humans can do will impact the climate, other than burning carbon. Don't overestimate human impact on the Earth. We're tiny.

  • @AVeryKindChannel
    @AVeryKindChannel Před 3 lety +409

    Dutch: We need to build a dam.
    Us: Where?
    Dutch: Yes.

    • @DivineHellas
      @DivineHellas Před 3 lety +1

      Trump will help with fixing a wall to form a dam

    • @felicepompa1702
      @felicepompa1702 Před 3 lety +4

      @Houssain Al ahmafi the gulf stream actually comes from mexico

    • @Dmytro_Kuts
      @Dmytro_Kuts Před 3 lety

      when europe get tired of shipping immigrants

    • @Dmytro_Kuts
      @Dmytro_Kuts Před 3 lety

      @Houssain Al ahmafi not russian, can’t relate

    • @Dmytro_Kuts
      @Dmytro_Kuts Před 3 lety

      @Houssain Al ahmafi some people will never get the internet culture

  • @KRISSvector007
    @KRISSvector007 Před 3 lety +171

    One thing to consider: In the event of war the Netherlands and other countries who would have built on the newly gained land would be extremely vulnerable if someone came and blew up this dam.

    • @pjotrvanmoorsel9433
      @pjotrvanmoorsel9433 Před 3 lety +3

      Not really I mean in a war a bomb on a city that would kill millions is worse

    • @ElijsDima
      @ElijsDima Před 3 lety +57

      Not even a war per se. A dam like that would be a prime target for extremists and religious terrorists.

    • @Bananaman-hk6qw
      @Bananaman-hk6qw Před 3 lety +5

      Shhhh dude! Don't Let Britain know!

    • @Crick1952
      @Crick1952 Před 3 lety +71

      Dutch dams aren't like the Hoover dam or something. They're made of dirt, sand, stone and some concrete.
      They're effectively hills in the water.
      Blowing it up is a task more equivalent to strip mining than a car bomb.

    • @rogerszmodis
      @rogerszmodis Před 3 lety +11

      @@Crick1952 you aren’t building a levee across open ocean. 1 nuke will have that entire area under water. An attack wouldn’t target a single dam either so you would have water coming in from all sides.

  • @obsoletedart
    @obsoletedart Před 3 lety +2

    sneaky reference there 8:26

  • @brianmulholland2467
    @brianmulholland2467 Před 3 lety +3

    Anyone else openly laugh at the 500bn euro estimate being the 'high side' of the project? If even ONE LEG of that series a dams costs 500bn, it will be the most efficient government building project in a long time. These would need to be epic engineering projects. Each leg will cost multiple trillions.
    Geoengineering would be the cheaper solution.

  • @OscarStensballe
    @OscarStensballe Před 3 lety +88

    As a Dane I personally love the idea of using England as one giant storm barrier.

    • @alganhar1
      @alganhar1 Před 3 lety +3

      Shame it would get colder and drier if something like this were built..... Currents branching off from the Gulf Stream and entering the North Sea from the North are VERY significant in keeping the climate of North Western Europe warmer and wetter than it should be. You shut those currents off and you will create a colder, drier climate. So not ONLY are you willing to completely cripple North Western European Maritime Trade, which still accounts for a very significant portion of Danish Trade I may point out, not only would you like to see the utter destruction of two ecosystems in their entirety (the North and Baltic Sea) for land that would likely not be useable for decades at least and centuries in more realistic terms, but you want much colder, drier conditions as well.....
      Nice job....

    • @Cu-Copper
      @Cu-Copper Před rokem +1

      @@alganhar1 don't worry they will find a way around it

    • @anouk6644
      @anouk6644 Před rokem

      @@alganhar1 With rising temperatures that might be a welcome consequence. That being said, a project of this magnitude will undoubtedly create unforeseen consequences in northwest Europe and probably other places too.
      In the Netherlands it took about 5 years after the dams were closed to make the polders fertile for farming. So if land would be reclaimed from the North Sea it wouldn’t take decades to become useable. It would take decades to construct all the dams.

    • @Whoami691
      @Whoami691 Před rokem +3

      As a brit, I love the Idea of being in control of Europes economy through our waters :)

    • @emil4580
      @emil4580 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@Whoami691 Waters you share with with Europe. As a half-brit, half-dutchie, I'd like to see this work out cooperatively.
      That said, Russian interests can suck it.

  • @rightwingsafetysquad9872
    @rightwingsafetysquad9872 Před 3 lety +1550

    Spanish: we tried to invade Britain by sea.
    French: we tried to starve Britain with economics.
    Germans: we tried to invade Britain by air.
    Dutch: I think we have a idea.

    • @schotscarface18ssf75
      @schotscarface18ssf75 Před 3 lety +13

      @Fussbudget the Ninth Scotland might do it

    • @brightonbegole5459
      @brightonbegole5459 Před 3 lety +12

      I mean, we've already handed Britain its ass a few times over, so it wouldn't be the first time we do it.

    • @Raadpensionaris
      @Raadpensionaris Před 3 lety +39

      The Dutch actually already invaded Britain in 1688

    • @brightonbegole5459
      @brightonbegole5459 Před 3 lety +18

      @@Raadpensionaris And we won another war in 1674!

    • @rekenen3233
      @rekenen3233 Před 3 lety +21

      The Netherlands: We went on the Medway broke the chain put all ships in Chatham on fire and stole the biggest ship of Britain
      Done by the one and only de Ruyter

  • @shrek5541
    @shrek5541 Před 2 lety

    "Mister the sea levels are rising"
    "dry out the north sea"
    "but"
    "THAT WASNT A QUESTION"

  • @vx7851
    @vx7851 Před 3 lety +2

    “the zoierzee” as a dutch person, oh god.

  • @jgr7487
    @jgr7487 Před 3 lety +194

    the EU: "Russia, we've blocked your Kaliningrad & Petrograd ports!"
    Russia: "Archangel it is!"

    • @zedriclouis87
      @zedriclouis87 Před 3 lety +7

      Insert Vladivostok

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k Před 3 lety +4

      @@zedriclouis87
      That one freezes in winter.

    • @rightwingsafetysquad9872
      @rightwingsafetysquad9872 Před 3 lety +3

      Tsar Vladimir the Great: I guess we'll just have to use Constantinople then.
      Everyone else: Wait, that's illegal.
      Vladimir Putin: It would be a shame if someone were to drop a nuke on your shiny new dam.

    • @masterofmundus1304
      @masterofmundus1304 Před 3 lety

      @@kjj26k Well they already take cruise ships through arctic waters in canada, Give it enough time and eventually they'll have a trading port on the east coast.

    • @RhodianColossus
      @RhodianColossus Před 3 lety +1

      @@kjj26k not for much longer now

  • @iustinianusspeedruns
    @iustinianusspeedruns Před 3 lety +220

    The Dutch people had the most insane ideas.
    First, a mountain
    Second, a gigantic dam

    • @rayelgatubelo
      @rayelgatubelo Před 3 lety +10

      They just couldn't stop after that doggone Zuiderzee!

    • @yvonneyvonne1778
      @yvonneyvonne1778 Před 3 lety +6

      @@rayelgatubelo as an dutch I'd like to to say that this video is fake and he made something up that even i almost believed. And pls just say the Southern sea instead of zouderzee. He probably didn't knew that Google translate existed

    • @rayelgatubelo
      @rayelgatubelo Před 3 lety +9

      @@yvonneyvonne1778 I think it's clear that this is an idea that's very fringe, doesn't have a snowball's chance of happening in real life, and was probably conceived by engineers spending too much time at the coffee shops of Amsterdam.

    • @leemorgan8725
      @leemorgan8725 Před 3 lety

      But they are also capable of completing such a project, dreaming up big ideas thinking of the future

    • @noodlebob5302
      @noodlebob5302 Před 3 lety

      its not a mountain its a hill xd

  • @colorado841
    @colorado841 Před 2 lety +1

    An alternative plan would be to dig a very big hole somewhere in the middle of the ocean.

  • @TheHollandHS
    @TheHollandHS Před 2 lety +1

    🇬🇧: You won't get us Brussels ! RULE BRITANNIA, BRITANNIA RULE THE- NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
    🇳🇱 : dam drainer go brrrrr gekoloniseerd
    🇩🇪: ANSCHLUSS TIME
    🇬🇧🇳🇱: Oh shit

  • @IronWarrior86
    @IronWarrior86 Před 3 lety +586

    So, WW3 will be over who owns what parts of Doggerland, got it.

    • @jamesu1540
      @jamesu1540 Před 3 lety +18

      Lol. Greater Essex. Lol just coz the name

    • @ZedNinetySix_
      @ZedNinetySix_ Před 3 lety +23

      WWIII - The Dogging War

    • @floatingf8783
      @floatingf8783 Před 3 lety +22

      No, not with the European Union and United Nations around. The war for doggerland, the death of Britain as we know it, is going to be in the most British way imaginable: writing strongly worded letters to Parliament and making sure France can't have nice things.
      Really tho, it'll be carved up at a conference like Africa.

    • @ZedNinetySix_
      @ZedNinetySix_ Před 3 lety +1

      @@floatingf8783 the joke just flew over your head

    • @blauwbeer556
      @blauwbeer556 Před 3 lety +3

      actually wait, you know the saying "3rd time is the charm"? well germany lost twice and is now making a bigger army, and if this radical idea is going to happen.... well everybody is going to eat wienerschnitzels for a while.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 3 lety +422

    The Netherlands:
    *"What is we take our problems, and PUSH it somewhere else?"*

    • @Exachad
      @Exachad Před 3 lety +5

      Two comments on one video. Nice

    • @TheHotBlade
      @TheHotBlade Před 3 lety +13

      Wait a minute! Did you just rob a comment?

    • @RBLXProd
      @RBLXProd Před 3 lety

      Ok

    • @ddodd69
      @ddodd69 Před 3 lety +1

      lol

    • @estimas
      @estimas Před 3 lety +5

      how do i block someone on youtube

  • @shaheer9852
    @shaheer9852 Před 2 lety +1

    "i have a plan" - Dutch

  • @ApacheHelikopter
    @ApacheHelikopter Před 3 lety

    The ocean: Exists
    The Dutch: Wij gaan het Koloniseren op een manier of een andere

  • @EvertCFW
    @EvertCFW Před 3 lety +1115

    G E K O L O N I S E E R D

    • @gwndemien6788
      @gwndemien6788 Před 3 lety +13

      Gekoloniseerd

    • @derpcwota
      @derpcwota Před 3 lety +1

      Lol

    • @jwaj
      @jwaj Před 3 lety

      Bruh wtf happened to your channel

    • @onepunchmen6362
      @onepunchmen6362 Před 3 lety +2

      Hup nederland

    • @sharkronical
      @sharkronical Před 3 lety +26

      As an Indonesian everytime I see this type of comment a flashback happens before my eyes

  • @danielkelleher7246
    @danielkelleher7246 Před 3 lety +463

    I was expecting an astronomical cost to this project, not half of what the US spends on its military in just one year...

    • @abbyalphonse499
      @abbyalphonse499 Před 3 lety +49

      That is an astronomical cost.

    • @tonydean6684
      @tonydean6684 Před 3 lety +22

      Uh, you're a bit uninformed. And of course the reason our military budget is so large is because of our idiotic promise to defend dozens of nations thousands of miles from our shores. You don't want to stop that, do you? You're not an "isolationist", are you!!??

    • @danielkelleher7246
      @danielkelleher7246 Před 3 lety +73

      @@tonydean6684 who are you replying to?

    • @p4nter392
      @p4nter392 Před 3 lety +46

      @@tonydean6684 USA is a fucking superpower, country as big as Europe, such large and powerful country needs a powerful army to secure its zone of influence, otherwise other superpowers will come in and take your zone of influence to achieve world domination, just bcs we have peace now doesn't mean you should disarm ur country, we have peace only because power of usa and china is balanced, china is a communist country, i can guarantee you they spend ridiculous amount of money on army... There is even a saying: "if you want peace, prepare for war"

    • @adauda5263
      @adauda5263 Před 3 lety +15

      @@tonydean6684 the us hasnt been an isolationist country since the civil war tf are u on

  • @Ere1705
    @Ere1705 Před rokem +1

    Dutch have been eyeing Atalantropa plans bit too much 😅

  • @YouTubeisgettingworse.
    @YouTubeisgettingworse. Před 3 lety +2

    4:48 It was cute hearing RealLifeLore pronounce 'Sotra' as a Norwegian myself.