"Is YOUR Child An ESHAY?" - Daily Mail Fails Again
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 5. 02. 2021
- The Daily Mail says Eshays and lads are TERRIFYING. I disagree.
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There are some young lads near me.
"Hello, fellow kids."
-Pushing 30/40 and sipping black coffee like a sulky edge lord-
Has anyone else noticed how Lewis Spears went from talking about how dodgy payday loan services are to telling his audience to use AfterPay? Granted, AfterPay isn't nearly as bad as services like Nimble, but still.
If thats your baby, the congrats on losing the ability to go anywhere w/o a sitter or having to spend an extra 30 min to prep bringing the child along with you
âIm not an eshayâ
Lewis spears, former delinquent valandal
I would like to give you a like but it's at 69 and it wouldn't be nice.
Aka Nebz Adlay
FORMER thank you
@@LewSpears where is pinga Pete? He could provide expert advice
@@LewSpears former CHILD that is
Lewis literally shanked me outside the train station when I was in yr 9
@@kinggeedorah8953 that was afterwards đ€·ââïž
@@Lilgavin2007 based
Watching this at Bankstown train station and itâs describing 100% of the people under 18 here
I agree with this. I can confirm.
Blacktown station is pretty bad too.
It is your lucky day. If you want you can check out my stupid funny videos and laugh as much as you want đ€đ€
I didn't know you were from Sydney, I'm from the Bankstown area
@@minksrule2196 yeh. I donât actually live in Bankstown but I live sorta nearby
These youngsters have managed to pick up Latin?
Good on them, cultured folks.
And people think there ignorant racist gang members
You canât say theyâre not polite society if they can curse you into hell in Latin.
Otnay atthey ardhey
@@simon-patrickjohnson Thatâs not pig Latin.
you're correct, it's actually pig ladin
Parents: "It must be the fault of those evil video games!"
funny thing is I bet most "eshays" would want to beat up anyone who plays video games or doesn't play fortnite
Every eshay i know doesn't play video games.
I think video games are the one keeping us locked up and not roam around attacking people with our gucci watch
@@Bob-em6kn wtf are you on about?
@@louis4038 I have alot of eshays I know, they don't play video games.
They just hang around and ride their bikes beside the station spare time
Oh yeah, also they listen to music 99% rap lmAO
Had a eshay apprentice come on the job site and he got bullied to the point of tears because he tried flexing on the 35yr old concreter
That's the real world for them
This Story is beautiful
Would pay good money to see
đ I would have done the same
Good to see on the job training still works. Lesson #1, never f&$k with the Crete' crew. The oldest guy on that team can carry 6 eshays up and down 10 flights of stairs all day.
I love your stand-up, let me try to tell a joke as well: "The Austrailian Legal system"
as an australian i agree
Yeah man. It's fucked in Townsville. Kids can legit kill someone and still get let out the next day.
as an american, I don't get it
I got one, The Australian Media
wonder why everyone from around the whole world says the same
"Newspapers talking shit about teenagers"
Lmao what's new
I mean they are a problem
I think misinformation is far bigger problem Zyphox
It is your lucky day. If you want you can check out my stupid funny videos and laugh as much as you want đ€đ€
@@StupiderWithAB Lewis is much funnier than you'll ever be so I'll stick to here
So, you're saying they don't deserve it?
no one:
chavs + eshays + Gopniki: "looking poor is cool."
The fuck is a gopniki?
@@aupaaupa2377 Slavic equivalent.
@@aupaaupa2377 What Mike said. Gopnik is a russian offensive word for the criminal impoverished youth. Gopniki are often depicted with cheap wodka, ugly jogging wear and silver(-ed) jewelry (because gold-plated or actual golden chains are too expensive.)
@@Ragsna that being said they are quite cheeki breeki
@@gregorymerry5408 [hardbass intensifies]
Their punchable faces and squeaker style "eshay braaah"s will be forever ingrained in my mind.
SPACE JESUS
Hello there
@@f1redemon966 general kenobi!
@@calebcustombricks2631 you are a bold one
Don't forget to step on TNs the dirt marks get them Rekt
This article is written like a Dungeons and Dragons quest.
You assume it isn't a Dungeons and Dragons quest.
@@TechnoMinarchist you make a very good point
At least in a dungeons and dragons quest thereâs an actual threat
@@bigtick7691 This particular quest has a random possibility of inflicting +20 constrict heart on boomers.
@@bigtick7691 what! cxc
1:46 - heâs my landlord too. Sometimes he kicks me in the balls just to switch it up. Never late with my rent but, effective management tactics right there
What a chad.
They literally look like your average teen in Europe
So true đ
Except they still have teeth
Exactly
I can't believe that was a real headline
In Indonesia
I believe there was a headline bout
Signs to know if your child isn't a virgin(rough translation)
Comparing this to that
I would be surprised but it came from the daily mail so like
@@AntVeil lmfao, why not just ask?
It is your lucky day. If you want you can check out my stupid funny videos and laugh as much as you want đ€đ€
It's easily beleiveable
Pop punk is not phase it's a lifestyle
"epidemic of childhood crime" LMFAO
Itâs true tho
@@Tom-js3iz no its not, only epidemy we've got is epidemic amount of news sources.. Young crime was always there
@@justsomenamelesssoul8097 go to the nt and Alice springs
@@oldpersonalaccount but overhyping problem only makes it worse because it makes their kind "special" and motivates them to behave like that to get special kind of fame in their circle of people
This is literaly just the australian version of roadmen
Oi blud whats man chattin
Dem crepes is lookin good yeh
Yeah they litterally are, I thought that was common knowledge
different clothing for a different weather, different slang and different ways of making money
@@bonesmalone7826 doin bra
mad ntays n that
Nah the Australian version of a chav
Oh leave the lads alone, they're just besting
Besting what?
What they do best
A man of culture I see
I thought this comment fucking drowned with only Lewis noticing it. I'm glad to see so many cultured fellows here.
True dat
Australia: we have real youth issues
British Chavs: ha, Amateurs!
Yeah we don't take eshays seriously
Not to mention the vast majority of them can't hold their own, even in a herd. I'm yet to hear about them rolling someone successfully that wasn't elderly
@@JaxDaHax1 people who arent from Sydney be like:
"The Rise of the Eshay whos that directed by? Kerser?"
Legendary
Frankston is basically the eshay capital
If itâs a subculture with mullets, you know Franga is ahead of the pack
Eshay is just poor parody on Russian gopniks
Nah mt druitt
It is your lucky day. If you want you can check out my stupid funny videos and laugh as much as you want đ€đ€
was gonna go down to frankston.... yeahhhh nah
Iâm a goth and the eshays at frankston station throw their rubbish at me and call me a spooky bitch while Iâm walking to tafe but tbh partly my fault for wearing so much eyeliner
Goths at TAFE, a time honoured tradition
I'd be scared of a goth if I were an eshay
No no no girl, dont take that shit .
USE THE SPOOPY BITCH POWERS, DO A CRAWL OR SOME SHIT (not offensive)
"Cause I'm just a teenage eshay, baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage eshay, baby
Speaking in pig latin abybe, with me
Oo-o-o-oo-o-oh"
"oooooomm bop, eshays can't get their balls to drop Oooooohhhh ooohhh"
"I'm not an eshay"
- Nebz Adlay
There are two things a grown adult men cannot win against with:
-Unreasonable woman
-Spoiled Brat
King hit
@@ForeverAdelaide thatâs another way to go about it.
Wait, there are actually reasonable women in existence?
Remember: Gun
Gun always wins
@@justsomenamelesssoul8097 In Caucasian countries.
So they are basically Roadmen Aussie Edition
Damn you stole my comment before I made it
Yes
100%
Yeah
I was gonna say that lmao
Sounds like eshays just want to be br*tish
Lmao exactly what I was thinking
I'm British and find this ridiculous
No one wants to be British
Just sounds like a roadman to me
10 stabbings in one Borough in London in one day yesterday the Australians can count themselves lucky they just have wannabe chavs
@@liquidsandwich1052 true, even the briâish donât want to be briâish
I work in security and have to deal with these kids all the time, they come in a few different tiers, some are alright, they just get loud and mess around, but there are some pretty bad ones. Sometimes we have to detain them if they're on a stealing spree, if they're damaging things, or if they're attempting to attack and stab each other. When the parents come in you begin to completely understand why the kids behave the way they do, they can come from a variety of socio-economic positions, a lot of them have parents that are well off, some come from families where the parents commit crimes too, but it's often very clear that it's mostly caused by the parents failure to actually spend time with their kids. Some of the parents are that out of touch with their children that they'll be having a go over the phone before they come in saying their kid is nothing like that, when we've been dealing with that child for months on end. If you speak to the kids, a lot of them aren't really that bad, they just feel worthless and try to do anything to gain worth and seem cool, which is very evidently caused by the parents neglect.
âAnyways im sick of this jacketâ *Changes to an identical looking different jacket*
Honestly I love moments in public when youâre reminded that eshays are just kids, I was on the train down to Southport one night and there where these 4 13 year old eshays on my carriage just playing with the toilet door. The driver had to come on speaker to ask them to stop tho
"Lewis in another jacket" on this channel is actually the same fucking Lewis
yeah but he's in another jacket
What
If my kid turns out to be an eshay hes getting locked up
Well, you are hunting furry, I like that
Ah donât worry about it, they almost always become eshays because of bad parenting, so Iâm assuming you will be alright
When your a 23 year old watching this who still listens to pop punk
Damn that shit hurt tho
Nobody likes you when youâre 23
Honestly almost all eshays are good, the only ones that are problems are the ones who yell at you in maccaâs because you looked at them funny
Saw someone who did this in the UK except he was yelling at cars instead of people. God I laughed so hard when one ran over his foot
So all eshays lol...
@@marthlikinte5607 haha the logic is impeccable, can only get a good response when yelling at something triple your size with a person inside who probably thinks you are homeless
Literally was a stabbing a castle Hill metro last week cause of eshays
@@MrZyphR nah just Darwinian development.
I live in Sydney, the word "eshay" is used way to commonly at school. Its in our school dictionary.
Glad to see the Australian daily Mail is just as pathetic as the UK version đđ»
Eshays: we're being maligned by the media bra
Metalheads: First time?
Nebz taking on ol tracy grimshaw.
The good old days are back
Lewis: dresses up as an ESHAY
Me, from the uk: wait a minute- thatâs a roadman-
Ah, so it's the 2020vs equivalent of "Does your child worship Satan?"
To be honest, I kinda preferred being called a churchburning childeater just for existing. Sound way more epic to me than "owning Frankston"
'Kid Criminals' has to be the funniest thing I've seen on TV.
we have this exact same issue in uk, it stems from kids knowing no one will slap them back.
Lewis in Another Jacket is the best part of Lewis Lore.
I appreciate that this was released on my birthday :D
HAPPY BDAY
Happy birthday rigby
Happy birthday!
At least DM knows their audience
The way you hold your laptop gives me anxiety.
Has anyone else noticed how Lewis Spears went from talking about how dodgy payday loan services are to telling his audience to use AfterPay? Granted, AfterPay isn't nearly as bad as services like Nimble, but still.
The Daily Mail are in Australia too? Iâm so sorry.
In the UK, it actually gets really hot in the summer and you can still see roadmen and chavs in their puffer jackets outside maccies
Until Onefour came out, it was basically the opposite, youd get Adlays in striped nautica polo shirts and Footy shorts in 15 degrees weather
2:22 the worst part is that looks like something I would genuinely wear (except the bum bag but I might consider it because damn its basically extra storage)
Eshay is the word the west gangs use to describe skinny schoolchildren that are trying to act tough and act like them
Truly disgusting that some "people" would do such a horrible thing.
Really man really
@@flatboi9071 check out jschlatt
Really funny there mate
I swear Iâm the only one who gets this comment
As a person who's never lived more than 20 minutes from from Frankston, I've seen plenty of kids like that getting the shit kicked out of them while I drive through town haha
Hahaha lew i was reading this article the other day and didnt know if they were taking the piss or what đđ
They act like eshays havenât been around for over 15 years lmao
Try 15 years ago, when it was a new thing on the central coast, NSW.
And the Sydney rave seen.
15 years is spot on
@@willynebula6193 The bum bag was the best way to make sure you didn't drop your drugs.
Lol now Terrigal is full of the eshays
I knew we were in for out-of-touch bs when the video started with a current affair report; and Iâm not even Australian.
Lived in Frankston my whole life and this video couldn't summarise youth in Frankston any better!
damn that facebeef rap is vintage class, great throwback lew
Never knew that daily mail was a thing in Australia. Thought only us brits knew of such a masterpiece.
lo
All the things describing eshays are just describing roadmen, the uk has been dealing with 'eshays' for years
Russian gopniks been there forever as well, they are the reason of Russian hardbass existence
so have eshays, ain't anything new, private school kids have just hi-jacked the term cos it's now trendy to be poor
@@georgie3411 Eshay is meant in a "fuckinoath" or "hell yea" context
He pretty much agreed with the artical but still ignores that eshays are a problem.
This was me 25yrs ago, Techo, Nikes, Nautica and stolen CC.
England have been dealing with road men since 2014
2:17 I feel personally attacked
As a Brit I should have been informed that the roadmen have spread all the way to Australia
a bunch of eshays held up a train in Perth with knives and pop cap guns lmao
So Australia has got its own form of road men, took them long enough
Lol daily mail is using internet Explorer. Eshays got worse as soon as the Sydney got its metro
They be existed since australia has, dunno why people are just learning about them now
Theyâve been around for ages
They been around for ages, just the trends have changed.
When I was a kid, eshays use to cruise around in toddler bikes with bmx handle bars slanted forward, hornets caps with the 45 degree beak bend and Adidas tear aways.
They're also useless at being road men
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, Dim being really dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar making up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening, a flip dark winter bastard though dry.
â Give it up Luke Kidgelâ - Lew Spears 2021
As a russian that has to deal with gopniks, i have gained a new respect for australians
My brother legit got sent to military school because of his eshayness.
Good
Lucky he got parents like that
"Yeah I was cool with the kids beating each other up for forever, but now that they're beating adults up a tiny fraction as often, that's just not cool, man"
I like how the train station is seemed like the coolest place to hang out.
"god speed, but not too much speed, some of you have been having too much of that lately" lmao
It's pretty upsetting how the creative aspects of eshay culture are repressed by the police. Although, as a Monash student I'm still glad I wear very feminine shoes.
Never new the daily mail were in Australia, I feel so bad for your country
Itâs all good our men wear thongs
Almost fuken died from laughter!!! Fkn love it đđđđđđŻ
Lads in Frankston!! I love that parody video, definitely one of my favourites of your uploads cos it makes me laugh every time :)
I really wanna go to a show, my uni break is at that time, but going from NZ to AU is gonna be a pain
I thought we cant go to AU
@@calebcustombricks2631 idk I haven't seen the newest updates on it
Eshhayy ladd đ€Ł
AWW Eshhayy
iâve been waiting for another one of these!
I swear if I wear a puffer jacket into a shop I am immediately kicked out
It don't matter how late it is, I'm watching Lew.
Here in QLD we have our own eshay hotspots, Woodridge, Kingston, Beenleigh, Caboolture, Surfers Paradise, okay come to think of it you may as well just say all of southeast QLD and be done with it.
i carry a gun with me (mainly cos my area is a fucking warzone)
Nice quick ad for your show very cool
As a 24 year old, I canât even rock my tns and bumbag without catching mad bad looks from all sorts of people. These gronks going around train stations need to find something better to do.
Hi everyone! :D I hope you stay safe and have a nice day, God bless you!
So they're like Australian roadmen?
And chavs of course
@@jackreid2664 yh they look like a mix of the two, the polos from Chavs and the puffer jackets and bum bags from roadmen
Nice pfp
@@joshuagraham9770 thanks, you too
@@oceanlikethewaves Adlays have been around since Chavs were first stigmatised in early 2000s except none of us knew what a chav let alone what UK street culture was like until Onefour
equality: you misbehave, you get in trouble.
start crimes ? get arrested.
âEshayyyy brah!â
(In that FUCKING HIGH PITCHED VOICE JEZU!)
An eshay can get punched once and he'll drop the act instantly
Only for a short period until the threats gone though
Australia just dropped their version of roadmen damn
They been around for decades look up Sydney Serchaz
I'm glad something was said about the jackets, i'm sitting here thinking are we in Finland
must be just really big Bombfunk fans xD
That's just how the children do. They should most certainly be disciplined by their parents, but this is literally what teenagers are known for, why are people surprised?
In uk we call them, âchavsâ
Or road men sometimes (well, depending on the type of chav)
Yeeee braaahh!
Ah yes because I as someone with next to no money think I look really cool and not at all like someone so over their own situation that theyâre going to commit several crimes in a matter of minutes to try and vent even a bit.
Holy fuck I jus got home from nearly getting bashed by an eshay and now this video comes out