A Spaceship that Becomes a Hotel for the Rich Breaks down, so they Have to Spend 3 years in Space
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- čas přidán 10. 12. 2022
- The troubled crew of Avenue 5, a space cruise ship filled with spoiled, rich, snotty space tourists, must try and keep everyone calm after their ship gets thrown off course into space and ends up needing three years to return to Earth.
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Someone used to working with the super rich said that the hardest thing to do was to keep them entertained.
Staging a disaster would probably keep them occupied
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And making the poor think they have to do everything to stop it and the ultra rich are the only ones with the power to do it.
Like a game. Could use a global disaster like temperature or maybe like a virus.
What dumb things could you make the general public do? Bet on it and laugh as they follow in line.
I didn't know Dr. House knew how to fly a spaceship...
He's just british actor
Honestly I just clicked this video because of him😂
He does his Dr. House accent in season 2 - it's so good for House fans
it doesn't matter he will always be dr house
my thoughts exactly
Smart idea to only bring one experience person (Joe) to a ship that sails across space knowing there is a high chance either the ship malfunctions and detonates itself or it changes its course of direction drifting far out of our solar system
I mea, the guy whos the ceo of the company is a complete moron, so kinda fits.
Yeah, I thought it was pretty stupid to only bring one engineer that actually knows how to do their job. Also, the manufacturers of the space suit are really assholes because a small drill (from the looks of it) penetrated into his skin with such little speed.
Costa Concordia
@@lyonidus3073 the stupid thing is having thousands of people who have absolutely no experience whatsoever on a space ship. One wrong move and EVERYTHING could go wrong.
@@legrandepatrontheplaneteat6241 Yeah on that ship the guy they hired (on the cheap) to do the steering apparently couldnt understand the captians language properly so made incorect steers when they were trying to avoid the rocks that probably resulted in them hitting it
The fact that house isn’t limping in this episode is insane
Ah so thats why
I'm only at 9 minutes, but honestly so far I am very impressed with the faux captain. I mean he is just an actor, but he's actually taking responsibility and trying to get stuff done
And he’s a world renowned doctor
This must be a comedy, right?
@@jbear3478 Dramedy maybe?
Because like yeah, the comedy is obvious, but I don't think they would have really actually built these characters so well if they were just doing it for the laughs
Dr. house
A true method actor immerses themself in their role. He was hired to be a captain? Then he _is_ a captain, until the role is done!
The super rich having 4 dead bodies and poop orbiting their spacecraft is just such beautiful symbolism.
I'm amazed the ship has no propulsion system for course corrections
it did just so happens that the only person who knows how to operate it is already dead lols
What? No computers?
@@ExiaAvalancheMkII
Even a dam commercial airplane usually has at least 2 pilots.
This spaceship has thousands of people and only one guy that knew anything. Brilliant writing. I'm guessing this show is canceled.
@@bobshanery5152 nope its not cancelled genre happens to be comedy idiot owner of the ship only wanted 1 pilot to save cost and yeah stupidity is off the charts because he hired actors to act as crew instead
Probably had nowhere near enough fuel, they would have been on a free return trajectory to earth, so they wouldn't need any fuel to get back, only enough fuel to slow down when they get back to earth. If they wasted that, they'd fly way past earth into the sun
If Star Citizen taught us anything it would be that the best and safest luxury interstellar vacation experience may only be had on an RSI ship.
No way I found this gem
Thank you
All I need is my Avenger Titan :)
I feel like this is something origin would do lmao
fair.... was gona claim that ittle be the 890j...... but there are events for hijacked ones....
If all it took was 500 passengers that would only be 77500 lbs or 9800 gallons of water less than the average home owned pool (usually around 15000 gallons). They could dump less than half of the pool that is on board and have dropped more than enough weight.
oh there you go, being all logical and shit. party pooper. lol... kidding. critical thinking is in such short supply. i designate you captain!
Being in a ship with super rich people they probably have lots of non necessary stuff they can throw out. The water may be useful to recycling and producing air and food. Karen's 32 pairs of Louboutins probably not.
Even though the expanse made not perfect logical sense I did appreciate that it felt a lot more grounded than most Sci fi like this. Like you're telling me that an interplanetary space ship can't compensate for too many people in one room? Sounds like it's made out of cardboard
@@Pierce1996h honestly the dude who built it probably cut all sorts of corners lol
This has got to be one of my favorite CZcams pages. I am so glad you covered this. Watchedthe whole thing, but then I go back and watch your videos because they’re just great.
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So, to paraphrase, 'The passengers set sail that day for a three hours tour . . .
A three hour tour. "
7 minutes in and i'm convinced... the premise is absolute brilliant idiocy... this really looks like a show worth watching...
I am in 100% agreement.
I want to see this... "In real time", or like, uhhh, whatever we call it when we watch movies now in their entirety; you know, after we've gotten so used to watching these AUUUUHHHHH-may-zZZIIIING 12-18minute McMovies instead?
(Bruh... seriously... I'm honestly not even entirely sure how well I'd be able to handle watching a full blown HOUR FRIGGIN' LON- errm... Wait a second... That's just how long the COMMERCIALS last during the AVERAGE lengthed movie whenever it plays on regular TV?! (Sooo... You know... Probably around 80-100mins. So yup- 60mins worth of excrement orbiting around approximately 90mins of watchable film....?)
Dayuumm!? I dunno if I can handle THAT anymore. Sounds long. And boring. I think a nap is more my speed...
I've watched it and it is brilliant. They've recently released the second season and I'm looking forward to that
Yeah just started watching the series because of this recap and this series is really wacked😂😅. It doesn’t matter if some science stuff doesn’t makes sense but I really laughed with that coffin part lol.
Just watched Avenue 5 both Season 1 and 2 in the same week. The series are pretty good.
Check Aniara (2018). This series look like a comedic spinoff of that movie. It's really good.
Thanks for your comment - I didn't realize they had published a Season 2 - can't wait to go watch it!
Yes... I always wanted to know what happens in this movie but I couldn't bring myself to watch it and now I get to watch the recap!!!
Thank you mystery recapped!!!
I also couldn’t stand watching this series. I lasted two episodes and that was it. Glad to see this because it was a very confusing show.
I'm not a science man but this movie is reinventing how fizics work
it's a comedy, plus suspension of disbelief
I just finished watching the War of Worlds series with 3 seasons starting in 2019. I would love to see you recap it, I think it would be a perfect fit for the channel.
Avenue 5 > that show
We're any condoms used?
Makes sense if he did it on series recapped, but it sounds very intriguing
Getting Hugh Laurie to essentially acts as Hugh Laurie is something I didn't know I needed, but here we are.
This show could easily be renamed Idiots in Space
This is exactly what people of today would do if they could. I fact this feels so much like hollywood people mocking hollywood people, they just don't have the actual self awareness to pull it.
Imagine being stuck in space with Gabe...
"The turd shield protecting against the solar radiation has"-"SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!!" 😂
@@grizzly6018 hahhahahahahahahhahahahahh
How he could recap both the bodies and the turd explosion orbiting the ship without laughing is beyond me.
Excellent comedy skit series this. Not every day I get my favorite genre, scifi, alongside some buffoonery 👍🏻👍🏻
A Pure gem
The "Turd Shield" 😂😂😂
Never prioritize form over function. I'd rather have something that is ugly but works perfectly than something that is beautiful but useless.
It is nice to be able to finally ignore conservation of momentum
Thanks for being our Turd Shield, Adam. I don't think I could have made it through an hour of this sewage, lest an entire season.
I mean, these 12 minutes were unbearable. What a horrible show/movie is this. They can’t just make anything crap and expect us to believe?
Reminds me of my career working on cruise ships lol
love your videos, keep going!!
"Karen's wife Frank" LMAOOOOOO OMG dude you're killing me with this one!!! That aside, this looks really good and really funny.
Whoops lol
This reminds me so of Stockton Rush's submarine failure.
I always watch your videos, Please keep the videos up because it entertains me so much because you dont have to watch a 1-2 hour movie when you can just watch your videos which is better
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@@blazebordb9229 how'd you get that emoji
@@s.petrikov I use a laptop
Usually I agree with this. But you have to watch Avenue 5 that show is so hilarious.
No they miss out on the best parts
The thing I found the most humorous was how the series debunked a lot of the space travel tropes with some elements of real science.
“Real science” ?? This show is a middle finger to science
@@EvilCherry3 well despite the fact that it does absolutely show things that are way more accurate than the usual sci-fi tropes in shows/movies (no "warp drive", using waste as a radiation shield, etc), it's certainly didn't need to. Since, y'know, it's a satirical *comedy* series and all.
Absolutely! The one thing that people would probably think is the most ridiculous is the one that's actually being considered in real-world space nav applications. Though I definitely wouldn't want to be the one who'd have to repair a poop shield! 😆👌
@@DarlingMissDarling i would love to be as innocent as you
@@EvilCherry3 you can certainly look it up. Feel free to not be ignorant while you're already stupidly indignant. 🤷🏽♀️
Imagine if the show House ended revealing House to be a British actor who knew nothing about medicine and that Wilson was the real doctor curing all the patients 🤣🤣🤣
Lmao 😂😂😂
Love your vids. It's like the cliff notes for movies 🤣
when the captain meets the engineers in the basement. he notices despite the grim situation everyone appears to be very chill and down to earth. he says such is the power of beer. I disagree with your opinion. they are chill because they are all engineering nerds that have no where else to be. so they're there together as a "live on ship" crew. and would be expected to co-exist. so they do.
this is the first movie/series recapped in this channel that i actually want to watch
I've already found several nice ones on the recaps.
This looks better than most of what is on TV.
This show is on HBO MAX and is on the second season. Definitely a good watch!
House MD in space!
Rich people: **Is suffering in a spaceship that could collapse**
Poor people: **Is happily living on earth with no worries**
😅
I see Dr. House in a spacesuit, I click. 😌
Wait a minute..
•Spaceship
•people dies
•oxygen
•Astronaut in space dies
Isnt that among us?
Yea I’m pretty sure Joe vented
Joe was not an imposter.
just missing the vents and aliens
Really enjoy this series, just finished series 2
I haven't seen this movie, but the beginning reminds me of *_WALL-E._*
And the true Avenue 5 was the friends that we met inside us all along the way.
@2:20 A three year tour, a year tour. The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was rocked...
If not for the courage of the fearless crew.......
love u voice and video so relaxing
This would an excellent way to get rid of the planets problems for short time.
dat "everything orbiting the ship" sold me
new subscriber here i watched 5 of your reviews today to see you review the best for us thanks for sharing imma go watch this one i bet its a good one if your talking about it thanks again and stay awesome!
Why would a captain, out of all crewmembers be the one to do repairs 💀
TV show titled Avenue 5 (2020) S1E1? Cool. Added to my list. Reminded me of the recap of a sad movie about a spaceship that went off course on its trip from earth to mars. It drifted right out of our solar system & everyone eventually died.
Interesting TV show episode recap.
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I think I've seen that one. It's a French movie right? Their ship eventually reached home again but after 2 million years when everything has died
@@AC-iz7eh. Sorry but it was a recap of the movie I watched here on youtube. So, can't confirm if it was the one you watched. Just edited my previous comment to indicate it was the recap of the movie I watched.
I apologise for not stating this earlier.
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@@AC-iz7ehThat was a Swedish Science Fiction movie called Aniara.
"HOUSE GET IN THE FUCKING SHIP"
"MY VICODIN NOOOO"
Heading to part 2! Crazy and weirdly funny!
Bro, this caught my eye because I swear I saw Dr. House.
This show feels like a reality show based on the current state of America's educational system.
I vote for President Mountain Dew……
I only watch two minutes and I already wanna see the movie. Nice movie indeed!
The orbiting coffins had me guffawing
I always knew Yoga was bad
I love this channel 😭
who doesn't
Bro there wasn't even a co-pilot? or at least a low ranking engineer that would do the risky repairs so if the low rank engineer dies from an accident he can be easily replaced by another one..
Hugh Laurie is a phenomenal actor!
It makes me smile knowing Mystery recapped tries to hide his laugh during the coffin skits
I love this idea. Build a big, luxurious space liner and sell tickets at extremely exorbitant prices. That oughta attract the billionaires. Once we get em all inside, we send them on their journey. And that’s it. We forget about them and get with our lives without their interference.
Just means someone else steps in, the wealth is in the business, so nothing changes. If anything we should get rid of the real dead weight: politicians, woke activists, tik tokers, and actors.
What you described is a similar premise to a book written a long time ago by the amazing Ben Elton. It was called Stark. There was a mini series too that I recall was filmed in Australia. The book was fantastic to a 28 year old me. It was written in the early 90s I think.
Then no one runs the company the stocks fall and people lose their jobs and start living in the streets.
@@chasejackson7248 Are you suggesting that billionaires actually run their companies? If we fired Elon Musk out of a cannon, the day to day operations of Tesla and SpaceX wouldn't just grind to a halt. If anything, their employee turn over rate would probably go down and profit margins would improve.
@@wildestthornberry3349 the stock would fall like every other company when they lose the head and thousands of people will lose money on stocks they own, are you acting like the billionaires don't mean something to a company they own.
Okay, I've seen this before.
Just it right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started in this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship . . .
If you don't understand the origin of this trope, bless you for your innocence.
Hi I love your videos
This show, is my life!
"Karen's wife, Frank..." 😂😂 Well, you're not wrong
OMG I love the orbit scenario! That's Sooo terrible!!! And their huge gigantic windows they couldn't even cover so it's always visible!!! LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good movie
And THATS why captain Pickard never went on away missions!
"It's believed to be the best in the world!"
While in space 😂
It looked like a reality show like one of those Got Talent shows..
Dude, I love this narrator 🤣🤣 You got my vote for Prez!🇺🇸🇺🇸🥳🥳
2:25 a 3 year tour... a 3 year tour.
🎶 Gravity started getting rough
The tiny ship was tossed.
If it wasn't for the incompetence of the steerless crew
The Avenue would be lost. The Avenue would be lost. 🎶
8:54 I have that same cactus light lol.
4:49 The shame will follow us wherever we go😭
Hugh Laurie?! Hell the fuck yes I'm definitely watching this.
Nice one Billy
glad to see gabe and david wallace in space together
Been watching u since 2021
You should do a recap of the aniara. it has the same setting as this movie
Except this is an tv show. And this is an comedy while that other one sounds like an drama.
Whoever wrote this movie was definitely high as a kite.
3:39 of course the name is Karen.
damnnnn it
now I'll have
to watch the 2nd part
This is a tedious show to watch. I have a great respect for Hugh Laurie and I strongly suggest watching Chance, although only 2 seasons it is a great show.
I admit that pooh surrounding the spaceship and the cadavers is very good, season 2 is very difficult to watch though. A few cool nods to Star Trek including Felix from Voyager being in the cast....but really The Orville is hands down a far superior show for space comedy, although it also excells the the dramatic and storytelling element.
This is probably the best way to experience Avenue 5, in recaps. Thanks.
You are so correct, this series is very tedious to watch - - I lasted only two episodes. It was suppose to be a comedy, I didn’t even smile once! When watching this, this time seemed to drag on forever!! I loved the ‘Orville’ series and was very disappointed, when it disappeared!! I liked it as much as ‘Star Trek-TOS’ and that’s saying it was special. I’ve been a fan of ‘Star Trek’ since it first aired on my parents brand new color TV, in the mid 1960s.
lol this is the Aniara, the comedy =)
0:22 the way the narrator said his name reminded me of "Ricky Spanish" and was expecting an echo of his voice after saying it
everything orbiting the ship is so funny
The ring of poop with 3 coffins are hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
I'm not a doctor, but I play one in space.
They Gave Captain Joe a send off! He was secretly Captain!
dr. house from house md,,,,,,,,,,,,,love y'
This is so funny. The ship should be called Hollywood because most of them are actors
I love his vedios
i was expecting him to say "The experienced american captain, ryan renolds"
At least they have Dr House.
2 views and 37 likes? I think it needs more likes and views
I propose that if we one day send ships into space, we add an extra can of fule and boosters just in case a ship needs to turn around. Yes, I understand if you send an object flying at 47k mph through space, you need to plot your course in advance. But, you can slow the ship, turn it, and gas up again. It may not reach 47k mph, but at least you want be floating in space for 20 billion years.
i thought this was charlie and the great glass elevators for a second