Babies Look Like Potatoes. Andy Hendrickson - Full Special

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  • čas přidán 9. 11. 2020
  • Babies look like potatoes, we all think it, Andy Hendrickson is just the only one brave enough to say it. Whether it's living in the shadows of your brothers success, or just not feeling sure how you should feel about the way a newborn baby looks And Hendrickson's full Dry Bar Comedy special is sure to keep you laughing from beginning to end.
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Komentáře • 466

  • @slayer8actual
    @slayer8actual Před 2 lety +204

    Having been in Iraq and a recipient of a coffee donation, his joke about "What kind of message do you want to send them?"
    "Gee, I don't know......stay alert?" hit me as especially funny. By the way, thank you very much, coffee donors! It was all greatly appreciated!

  • @MrEightygrit
    @MrEightygrit Před 3 lety +105

    Put me down, taught me a life lesson, and wrote a joke, all in one move! Lol his brother must be fun

  • @sparkycjb
    @sparkycjb Před 2 lety +96

    When I was in Iraq, if we got a pound of coffee with a note, "Stay alert" I think I'd have died from laughing.

    • @E.V.E.L.Y.n.W
      @E.V.E.L.Y.n.W Před rokem +4

      Same. When both of my parents were in Iraq they would talk about how much coffee they would get all the time.

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 Před rokem +2

      Thank you for your service 🇺🇸

    • @jhunsuc1239
      @jhunsuc1239 Před rokem +1

      Thank you for your service!

  • @mistiinseattle
    @mistiinseattle Před rokem +17

    Finally found a great comedian who keeps it clean!

  • @pastorryker
    @pastorryker Před 3 lety +21

    "I dont know...stay alert I guess." Lmao

  • @nancyanderson6404
    @nancyanderson6404 Před 2 lety +26

    You are a four-star admiral in comedy!

  • @cw4608
    @cw4608 Před 3 lety +72

    “I have to replay conversations I had a year ago” so true

  • @avianna7738
    @avianna7738 Před 3 lety +288

    ...As someone who is currently on dating sites, him finding a 100% perfect match-and it ending up being with himself-had me in tears. 😂

    • @susanhowe163
      @susanhowe163 Před 3 lety +5

      😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @VesnaVK
      @VesnaVK Před 3 lety +8

      Note to self: don't read the comments before getting all the way through the video, because there are people who spoil the jokes.

    • @melvinshelton8448
      @melvinshelton8448 Před 2 lety +1

      Ariana.
      You got that right. In high school, I dated a couple of girls with personality profiles like that. Once each.

    • @jeannierusso2134
      @jeannierusso2134 Před 2 lety +1

      Please everyone. Carefully on the dating sites. People r not always who they say or pretend that they r ??? It tough 2 trust the internet with everything.. some things. Just do on your own ??

  • @ldy2hzlft1111
    @ldy2hzlft1111 Před 3 lety +117

    I miss my mom calling me daily, talking to me about nothing. More than once a day. She was a sweetheart❤

    • @latinainwpb
      @latinainwpb Před 2 lety +10

      So sorry for your loss. 😢

    • @laespanola2614
      @laespanola2614 Před 2 lety +10

      I'm sorry for your loss, Marlee. There is only one mom in this world...

    • @alysononoahu8702
      @alysononoahu8702 Před 2 lety +5

      Daily, just to check in

    • @kathleenkalman4796
      @kathleenkalman4796 Před rokem +1

      My mom used to call me 20 times a day. Now she doesn't understand talking on the phone. My brother put her in a home after my stroke. I miss tucking her in at nite. She's too far away & I don't have a car.

    • @viviennewolf9181
      @viviennewolf9181 Před rokem +1

      Sorry for your loss. Just hold it close to your heart that you and her had a great relationship some people don't get that.❤

  • @RandomBoxingGuy
    @RandomBoxingGuy Před 2 lety +24

    You can usually tell w/in the first minute or 2 whether a comedian is good or great… you sir, are Great at your job! Thanks for the laughs!

    • @catbert7
      @catbert7 Před rokem

      And that's when you dog-ear the video.

  • @denisefarmer366
    @denisefarmer366 Před 3 lety +53

    Andy is absolutely the best!! His timing and material is matchless. More Andy!!♥️

  • @paulrevere2379
    @paulrevere2379 Před 2 lety +10

    Very smooth comedian.

  • @ilovecats9336
    @ilovecats9336 Před 3 lety +175

    Hearing people order at Starbucks is like listening to a foreign language.

    • @liverbirdxoxo1984
      @liverbirdxoxo1984 Před 3 lety +10

      Yeah I just get a tea... I never know what to order or how to order it! Should have to study for a test before you enter!

    • @williammason9789
      @williammason9789 Před 2 lety +1

      And they look at you like, "Get a life, this is Starbucks!" If you just want a CUP OF COFFEE!!!!!!!

    • @emmaabdul-jabbar3458
      @emmaabdul-jabbar3458 Před 2 lety +1

      I worked at a cafe when I was a kid, and I could always tell who the starbucks customers were because they'd say their order backwards, act like I knew what grande meant, and pronounce espresso 'expresso'..

    • @blackened144
      @blackened144 Před 2 lety

      Steve Martin did it first in LA Story. "I'll take a half double decaffeinated half caf. With a twist of lemon."

    • @havital1
      @havital1 Před rokem +1

      I refuse to buy anything from the hypocrites at Starbucks.....

  • @notsofast60
    @notsofast60 Před 3 lety +80

    A superb drybar act, excellent self deprecating material and delivery. Great stuff!

  • @graciemoore479
    @graciemoore479 Před 3 lety +87

    My baby sister is nicknamed potato, and it's practically replaced her name so I immediately clicked this video, very excited!

    • @catc6050
      @catc6050 Před 3 lety +8

      When my friend's kid was little, his head was really big so we called him Mr. Potato Head 😆

    • @pocasanchez
      @pocasanchez Před 3 lety +10

      Yeah I'm "tater"...pretty sure my family has forgotten my real name at this point. Naturally, when my kids were born, they were called "tater tots"🥔😂

    • @LordDad
      @LordDad Před rokem +1

      My daughter has a nickname of Tater

  • @TheOldHippiebilly
    @TheOldHippiebilly Před rokem +8

    "Namaste. Egg whites." absolutely floored me!
    Love this guy.

  • @ayan6759
    @ayan6759 Před rokem +16

    Andy is Next Level Comedy, haven't laughed like that for a long while!

  • @markiahendrix60
    @markiahendrix60 Před 3 lety +83

    I loved that part about drinking from a water hose as a young boy... There IS indeed a VERY distinct flavor of that water 💧 we all loved SO well. 😏

    • @lewislewis103
      @lewislewis103 Před 2 lety +2

      It is called lead. Most water spout bibs, even today, are leaded.

    • @markiahendrix60
      @markiahendrix60 Před 2 lety +1

      @@lewislewis103 Even today they are? Wow. That is news to me... 😬 Thanks for the heads up Lewis!

    • @lewislewis103
      @lewislewis103 Před 2 lety +1

      @@markiahendrix60 Yes! Isn't that nuts? I looked forever for a bib without it. I was shocked they sold them at all but nobody reads labels, I guess☹

    • @markiahendrix60
      @markiahendrix60 Před 2 lety

      @@lewislewis103 Well, I will be more careful about reading the labels in the future! I have a mind to go to Lowes this afternoon and ask for one specifically. 🤨 That's crazy... Also, I grew up on a small horse farm. I love that paint horse in your profile.

    • @julien.4617
      @julien.4617 Před 2 lety

      @@lewislewis103 Buzz kill😑🤣🤣

  • @biblicalgarden
    @biblicalgarden Před rokem +9

    You are one of the funniest comedians I've seen on Drybar. I watch Drybar because i love comedy but don't enjoy hearing profanity or jokes about casual sex. Not all of the comedians are great but I really think you have the rhythm, the timing for great comedy that makes all your jokes that much better. I laughed out loud and I hope you keep working to develop your comedy career.

  • @Lea2340
    @Lea2340 Před 3 lety +30

    Andy, Andy, Andy you are sooo funny!
    Your mannerism, facial language and timing is the best...mix it all together and that makes you one funny dude!

  • @averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139

    Asian Pear. Also - the Arctic Penguin. THAT absolutely took me out!
    Thank you Dry Bar.

  • @juleenlees9667
    @juleenlees9667 Před 3 lety +109

    He was really funny. Very relaxed and just kept going with the jokes and his sketch was very smooth.

    • @Qolus
      @Qolus Před 3 lety +4

      Part of why he's an excellent comedian is that he's NOT relaxed, but he can maintain all that!

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort Před 2 lety +5

      He's also very handsome actually, I didn't notice it at first (because I'm just listening while crocheting). This is my second view.

  • @teaganna5970
    @teaganna5970 Před 3 lety +37

    Lol I always said newborns look like aliens.

    • @fish7678
      @fish7678 Před 3 lety +2

      My mom had a dream where I looked like Yoda when I was born. This was before I was born and she told everyone and now I can't live it down. Anyway, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

    • @penniewyatt9391
      @penniewyatt9391 Před 3 lety

      They look like little old men.

  • @dmisso42
    @dmisso42 Před rokem +3

    When I lived "at home" my father had a Dachshund. Sometimes he (the dog!) needed some medication in pill form.
    This dog ate his half pound of raw meat in three gulps and his favourite food was liver.
    To administer the medication my mother would cut a slit in a piece of liver and "hide" the pill.
    Meal time and the dog wolfed down his three mouthful.
    Thirty seconds later he'd spit the pill out.

  • @_sheebie
    @_sheebie Před 3 lety +104

    Awe...SO FUNNY 😂 thank you, I sure needed this. Excellent video......"let the baby air out a little bit." Hilarious.

  • @piers995
    @piers995 Před 3 lety +38

    As a Brit, I loved the tea jokes 😉

  • @cw4608
    @cw4608 Před 3 lety +368

    Those aren’t potato babies, they’re tater tots

    • @mandielou
      @mandielou Před 3 lety +14

      I had friends that called their children that... And then there's me, that called my children monkeys. Lol

    • @RhondaB4thesong
      @RhondaB4thesong Před 3 lety +2

      @@mandielou SuperNanny: "Cheeky Monkey".😄

    • @shaunaleessnackidies
      @shaunaleessnackidies Před 3 lety +2

      Well played!

    • @catc6050
      @catc6050 Před 3 lety +7

      I have what I call tater tots, but they aren't kids. If you ever watch Family Guy you'll understand what I'm saying 😆

    • @tracybae20
      @tracybae20 Před 3 lety +2

      Lol

  • @RalphSampson...
    @RalphSampson... Před 3 lety +227

    Wow. He wasn't kidding. His brother really did accomplish all that....I just Googled it.

    • @RalphSampson...
      @RalphSampson... Před 3 lety +23

      @T. Unique
      Just Google "Rear Admiral Brian Hendrickson". It's all there.

    • @imonmyway317
      @imonmyway317 Před 3 lety +6

      😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @dillongage7628
      @dillongage7628 Před 3 lety +14

      Well I would hope so. It's gonna piss a lot of people off if you make up Admiral.
      Dont think it's illegal but people would be upset.

    • @kevinblehl5145
      @kevinblehl5145 Před 3 lety +3

      It's cool to hear that this guy is from my home state of New Jersey

    • @lukey1989
      @lukey1989 Před 3 lety +7

      @@dillongage7628 it's called Stolen Valor.
      To impersonate anyone, from a military background. Or claim to have earned medals, or claim to have served, when you haven't etc.
      You can be jailed for it. You can be given a criminal record.
      But and sadly so, the law has to many grey area's,
      Which makes it easier for imposters to win case's.
      On youtube type in stolen valor video's,
      And you have some real military guy's, taking on imposters in public.
      Its amusing to watch them be caught out😂
      But sad as well, because it fucks with veterans etc, and that's despicable.
      The law was started in 2005 by bush i believe, and finished by Obama when he was in power.

  • @brianmaguire6814
    @brianmaguire6814 Před rokem +4

    As a Marine infantryman who worked in the ward room, I can assure you that if the admirals had a picnic, none of them would be carrying anything. Maybe a drink and a cigar.

  • @lamchopz9310
    @lamchopz9310 Před 3 lety +7

    "Enjoy your coffee you savage"
    LMAO

  • @ekolteenarp
    @ekolteenarp Před rokem +9

    The tootsiepop analogy got me laughing very hard! The whole set was amazing. Thank you!

  • @Adam_Ch739
    @Adam_Ch739 Před 3 lety +24

    old school type of comedy i like it

  • @lisakruse-ei8iz
    @lisakruse-ei8iz Před rokem +7

    Oh my… this guy has it all! His bits are tapping into my thoughts!!

  • @youichiminagawa2554
    @youichiminagawa2554 Před 3 lety +27

    Love his and his brother's relationship with their mom. Great material too! Watched it all the way to the end. :)

  • @imonmyway317
    @imonmyway317 Před 3 lety +16

    Pure gold. Relatable, superb delivery, amazing content. What more can I say 🥉

  • @romaneo789
    @romaneo789 Před 3 lety +10

    But... I love asian pears. Seriously they do exist and they are refreshing af.

  • @Serenade2461
    @Serenade2461 Před 3 lety +100

    So according to his brother, the secret to success is NOT keeping up with the Kardashians

    • @lourias
      @lourias Před 3 lety +6

      So what is my problem?
      I don't keep up with any famous person.
      ... oh, ya, PAIN from pancreatitis.

    • @angelafranklin2267
      @angelafranklin2267 Před 3 lety +9

      What are Kardashians? Lol

    • @gorg6151
      @gorg6151 Před 2 lety +4

      @@angelafranklin2267 Melodramatic people who argue and have cameramen swarming them constantly, would you like to keep up with them?

    • @greatmindsthinkalike1378
      @greatmindsthinkalike1378 Před 2 lety

      @@gorg6151 😂😂

    •  Před 2 lety +3

      @@lourias yeah that's the secret secret to success: not having chronic pain.

  • @DrakeW
    @DrakeW Před 3 lety +11

    This guy is great!

  • @LilyRose013
    @LilyRose013 Před 3 lety +46

    He was great and what a great audience

  • @luizastorga5350
    @luizastorga5350 Před 3 lety +22

    SPF Brian 😆

  • @laurieherman1215
    @laurieherman1215 Před 2 lety +10

    One of my daughter was a preemie baby by the time she hit two months old she looked like a Lego man with a helmet on. She had basically no neck a big head and a square shaped body. Boy was she an ugly duckling. Now she is gorgeous with fiery red hair with a personality to match. 😁😂🤣

  • @johnshuster9475
    @johnshuster9475 Před rokem +3

    Fun stories, especially about admiral bro and mom. Thanks!

  • @elainedavis3562
    @elainedavis3562 Před 3 lety +10

    Oh the woman at work how accurate!!!

  • @IvoryIto14
    @IvoryIto14 Před 3 lety +24

    All I got to say is 👏,😂, and ✨ LLLOOOVVEEEEDDD IT

  • @HomeTipsAndTricks
    @HomeTipsAndTricks Před 3 lety +6

    Dry white toast. Then? I'm STILL wiping tears! If there is such a thing as "Too Funny", THIS is it! Oh, my stomach hurts. --Fink

  • @emmanolan6643
    @emmanolan6643 Před 3 lety +45

    This guy is amazing I was laughing hard all the way through

  • @vicleaken
    @vicleaken Před 2 lety +8

    Rarely lol these days, but this fellow really hit the laugh button for me.

  • @oOISekaIOo
    @oOISekaIOo Před 2 lety +10

    When you’re barista and you listen to how his Starbucks order joke doesn’t make sense lol

  • @evientually
    @evientually Před 2 lety +6

    Dude! I've been saying it for years! YES babies look like potatoes!!! And so do puppies!

    • @LordDad
      @LordDad Před rokem

      I think they look like Winston Churchill

  • @peterpaulmedia7887
    @peterpaulmedia7887 Před 3 lety +20

    The chicken tastes depressed 🤣

    • @tomfoolery5526
      @tomfoolery5526 Před 3 lety +2

      This guy is amazing I was laughing hard all the way through

  • @worldofcats9611
    @worldofcats9611 Před 3 lety +4

    Best comedian EVER!!!
    No, I mean it!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @kerrywood4164
    @kerrywood4164 Před rokem +2

    Yep, I googled it. There is an admiral Brian Hendrickson 😂

  • @dylantapp4245
    @dylantapp4245 Před 2 lety +8

    I just died that whole time🤣☠️☠️ Outstanding performance!!!

  • @catswillruletheworld
    @catswillruletheworld Před 2 lety +7

    His description of his mom in voicemail is how my mom is XD A whole lot of info dumping with no real point at the end

  • @DarrenWellhoefer
    @DarrenWellhoefer Před 2 lety +2

    Stop making smoothies at 6am LOL!!!!!!!!

  • @Nol.
    @Nol. Před 3 lety +10

    The best way to describe an Asian pear is a mixture between a pear and an apple with extra water. Whoever says they can taste that in a wine is BSing!

  • @jamalryant254
    @jamalryant254 Před 3 lety +10

    I watched this 3 times,he's smooth &funny

  • @jessicaruby1ify
    @jessicaruby1ify Před 3 lety +6

    He's fantastic! His timing is spot on. 😊🤣🤣

  • @pennyb2245
    @pennyb2245 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Funny:). Especially loved the wine-snob stuff.

  • @Raybo-68
    @Raybo-68 Před 3 lety +5

    Gateway drug for... Starbucks Lemon Pound Cake... That stuff holds value like prescious metals

    • @Raybo-68
      @Raybo-68 Před 3 lety +1

      Scrapbooking cult could lead to Shadow Box addiction

  • @wakawakaabby4779
    @wakawakaabby4779 Před 3 lety +33

    Stay up and worry with me 😅.

  • @Habitualizehealthcoaching

    Mom gives all the reports!! This is literally the reason why I don’t have to really call my siblings LOL

  • @BlockBoyWez
    @BlockBoyWez Před 3 lety +10

    This special is Golden Andy 🤣🤣🤣 thank you for all the relateable mom jokes

  • @javabeanthecoffiewhisper2585

    Lol,I can relate to the coffee jokes..im a coffee junkie 🤣🤣

  • @hazelatwood2292
    @hazelatwood2292 Před 2 lety +2

    YES! 🙌. I’m really feeling this guy! LUV YOU, Andy Hendrickson! 🤩

  • @tally1604
    @tally1604 Před 3 lety +10

    He's very funny.

  • @catbert2412
    @catbert2412 Před 3 lety +3

    ah now i know why every now & then i get that "all circuits are busy" message when making a call 🤣

  • @MsGaella
    @MsGaella Před 3 lety +4

    Very funny. Intelligent and good timing,

  • @tugadog9178
    @tugadog9178 Před 3 lety +6

    Very funny. Love the ADM joke. Navy veteran.

  • @chrisautrey5051
    @chrisautrey5051 Před 3 lety +14

    I agree, starbucks is like ordering something from another planet. Rediculous crap.

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 Před rokem

      And over-priced. I prefer coffee from in n out or McDonald's (regular coffee), cheaper and better tasting.

  • @BebeSarah
    @BebeSarah Před 3 lety +9

    The wine tasting bit is hilarious

  • @defcononehalf1
    @defcononehalf1 Před 3 lety +32

    Very Intelligent and or really good script. 5stars would rate again!

    • @catc6050
      @catc6050 Před 3 lety +5

      Remember though, his brother helped write his jokes! 😆

    • @HomeTipsAndTricks
      @HomeTipsAndTricks Před 3 lety +2

      Catherine, you're what we call "meaner than ". ...but funny! 🤣

    • @catc6050
      @catc6050 Před 3 lety +3

      @@HomeTipsAndTricks it's not the 1st time I've been called that 😬🤣

  • @stitchface008
    @stitchface008 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Very hilarious! Excellent pacing and delivery!

  • @rogersledz6793
    @rogersledz6793 Před 3 lety +5

    Thank you so much Dry Bar for uploading this video. It is helping me to get through the pandemic!

  • @TaharkahX
    @TaharkahX Před 3 lety +6

    He's awesome. Very funny 😁😆

  • @davypig571
    @davypig571 Před 3 lety +8

    I’m tasting lady bug crap in this wine.

  • @rubygarcia3327
    @rubygarcia3327 Před 3 lety +6

    i'm laughing so hard! i almost spit out my tea

  • @Pandaluv75
    @Pandaluv75 Před 2 lety +5

    Absolutely hilarious

  • @Mr_Wil_Walker
    @Mr_Wil_Walker Před 3 lety +6

    Actually, Asian pears are a distinct fruit and taste very differently from pears. We got some at an orchard last year and they are amazing! 10/10 would recomend, way better than pears!

  • @chrisbaize8084
    @chrisbaize8084 Před rokem +2

    His facial expressions are hilarious😅

  • @m0dNaR4lyfe
    @m0dNaR4lyfe Před 3 lety +5

    Freaking hilarious!!😂

  • @boldcautionproductions9203

    Top-shelf material.

  • @jacobdavis2232
    @jacobdavis2232 Před 11 měsíci +1

    That tootsie pop bit got me 😂😂😂

  • @michellejohnsen912
    @michellejohnsen912 Před 3 lety +5

    Love this guy!

  • @jeremythelander5024
    @jeremythelander5024 Před 3 lety +1

    The "naners" is my favorite! 🤣

  • @maryksnyder1155
    @maryksnyder1155 Před 2 měsíci

    Awesome! The wine tasting was great! Ladybug 🤣😄

  • @ikreate4u
    @ikreate4u Před 3 lety +6

    The best! I laughed in every segment. Definitely going to go to the app to add to the tip jar!

  • @michealbohmer2871
    @michealbohmer2871 Před 2 lety +1

    I looked it up, he really is an Admiral! Navy Rear Admiral Brian Hendrickson (retired).

  • @mznaeture
    @mznaeture Před 3 lety +2

    YAAAS DOGGY NATIONNN 🐕🤸😘

  • @craffte
    @craffte Před rokem +2

    Very charming guy. Nice.

  • @lukey1989
    @lukey1989 Před 3 lety +2

    Totally relate to the highway joke😂 multiple time's 😂

  • @kelss2023
    @kelss2023 Před 3 lety +1

    He is HILARIOUS

  • @maythao3977
    @maythao3977 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Thanks for the clean comedy! Especially enjoy the history lesson on tea in the harbor making more tea!

  • @tianajensen7224
    @tianajensen7224 Před 2 lety +4

    I've never related to someone more! This is what the life of someone with ADHD, anxiety, and depression is!

  • @lessismore6549
    @lessismore6549 Před 3 lety +1

    Thank you!!!! Was much fun

  • @mznaeture
    @mznaeture Před 3 lety +3

    Yup this chicken tastes like it used to be happy 😆 potato babies are tater tots 😂

  • @AprilHart
    @AprilHart Před 3 lety +6

    A gem!! i laughed so much!!!!

  • @AJKPenguin
    @AJKPenguin Před 2 lety +2

    _I think it looks like a potato, kind of right now, potato with eyes._
    Oh that's right, potatoes have eyes.

  • @happyreaper11
    @happyreaper11 Před 3 lety +5

    Love the DryBar but ads every 3 min?!

  • @amourtoujours779
    @amourtoujours779 Před 3 lety +11

    He's funny ✔
    He's cute ✔
    We stan ✔ ✔