Accidental Amber Alert. Dwight Slade - Full Special
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- Komedie
"Are you new to conversations?" I'm going to borrow that one. This guy's golden.
It was Epic!
I thought that was pretty good too
Yess. Me too.
😄😄 "Do we need potatoes? ...I'm asking you, do we need potatoes"?What a gem!! Laughed so hard. Dwight Slade rocks!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It is soo like that !
Don't you love when you stumble upon a new funny one! This guy is hilarious. Thank you for this upload.
You are so right. I'm crying he's so funny 😂
Exactly!!!
Also in tears 😂
Absolutely! He’s got great style.
hey babe do u like scary movies!! lol i lov comedy
To be honest, we usually try a comedian for about 5 minutes and then move on. But this guy had us laughing so hard it hurt! He's truly hilarious!
Tu ppp tth
I too laughed a few times. Well I smiled. Maybe even three times.
Yeah he's super funny
"That the dog had a car alarm on it!" So many amazing metaphors!! Hilarious!!
"is your best friend dating your sister or not?!....Who's got the rash?!?" ROLLING!!!!
… crying by that time. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how he takes normal every day things we all experience and turn into a hilarious story we can all relate to. Great comic
Hilarious from beginning to end.
Straight up chaotic energy😂
Yeah, I think I liked the misanthropic part the best. He has edge. All the different voices are great, too.
I can't wait till April 1st to propose.
If she accepted and said yes ? Cool.
If not ? April fools. Thanks to this dude.
Until she says "Yes", and then "April Fool's!"
LMBO 😂
@@austinmaccarthy2095 dayum! The fear in this one!
I laughed so hard that I got hic cups. He was really good. 🤣🤣🤣
Jeanetta M
Another thing that never happens in Romance Novels.
I get the hiccups when I laugh, too!
The simultaneous enjoyment/annoyance is real.
My son used to get hiccups when he was a kid every single time when he laughed. Now his laugh is hillarious 😂😂😂😂
I wouldn't drink anything out of a hic's cup. Seems like it would be dirty.
No hiccups but yeh laughed quite a lot. This guy is great. Wouldn't want to be married to him though😝
The gnat in the throat bit made me laugh so hard I could barely breathe.
The chiwawa gig was great🤣
Not sure of the spelling?
Same here!!!
Yeah, I was working out and almost killed myself when he did that!
Like you got a gnat in your throat? 😂😂😂
Neither could he!
GREAT MATERIAL DUDE, EXCELLANT DELIVERY... 😂😂😂
I like this guy. 80's comedy style will never die. 😉
My cheeks and belly are hurting! You are great!!
Just curious, is this the same Dwight H Slade, school buddy of Bill Hicks???!. He doesn't look 57 years old, assumign this is 2020. But he said he lived in Portland & Dwight H Slade did move back to Oregon in the late 70s. Guess the Fluoride-free Portland water does a body good.
@@chriskazaam896 he looks 40s
I spewed my diet Dr. Pepper. You are the best!
I'm glad I clicked on this, I needed a laugh today ^-^-^-^-^-^
He nailed that dog bark. Someone should appreciate it. And I do
Gosh I do too! That's my favorite part, I laughed SOOO HARDDD!!! Gotta replayed it bunch of times, LoLoLoL
He’s hilarious! I can’t stop laughing!
I immediately burst out laughing cooking breakfast...and then sent link to the hubby. We all could use a laugh right now
My dog and I both laughing.
_"Ooh, did she offend a Sultan?"_ It was a this point I had to pause to go take a leak, and I was laughing so hard I wasn't sure I'd make it. The stream was all wavy.
“Red pickup truck! You been drinking” Lol 😆
Ok this guy is really funny ...if he doesn't get famous i'd be surprised ..
He's been doing stand-up comedy since he was 13 years old. Started out in Texas with his great friend and comedy legend Bill hicks. This isn't his first rodeo.
@@captainunderpants200 t
He's freaking hilarious! I'd love to see him really cut loose!
I liked Star Wars & The Terminator but i didn't expect them to become such a big deal .
That "paralyzed in their own rage" bit always got me ROTFL. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yep...cuz we have all seen a stupid little dog do that!!😂🤣
That’s beggin’
"If I'm gonna eavesdrop... I NEED CLOSURE!"
Jsksj eyes 1
too true! hahaha
🤣😂
I thought it would've been even funnier if he had sad "If I'm being forced to evesdrop...I want closure!!"
I laughed so hard at the bungee birth.. There's very few people on Dry Bar that I don't like, but this guy is gold. Old style, but gold
Im literally CRYING from the group sea lion 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how high energy his act was.
Another winner. There are so many great comedians on this channel.
“His phone called him fat” Lol 😂
I worked at an aquarium. His seal lion was spot on perfect. It does feel good.
EVERY joke landed...perfectly!! Absolutely hilarious, thank you.
I live in Las Vegas and i love the clean comedy that you provide here on DryBar.
This man is absolutely hilarious he's the best Drybar comic I've watched do we need potatoes
watch matt falk
There are many great comics on dry-bar.
I love comedy 🤣
reminds mea bit of Brian Regan, but i like him
This was one of the best Drybar specials I have watched! So fun to not have someone just go on about their kids and/or wife for the entire time.
Yeah, or things from when they were children.
Omgosh I agree!
Yeah. The wife bits are really tired and old.
"Are you new to conversations?" Awesome stuff!
People talking on hidden handsets, looking straight at you, you respond, then they look at you like *you* are the one with the problem -- go figure!
I used to work with people suffering from psychosis.
After a while I couldn't do it anymore. Too much.
At the time, whenever I would see/hear someone talking to themselves on the street I would flinch and pray - PRAY - that they had a mobile phone in their hand, having a real conversation with real person.
@@MsLenepigen That must have been so difficult... but at least for a time, you were part of the solution and that's more than most of us can say...
IKR THE the HUBRIS LMAO
I like this comedian BUT in 2020 you should assume that a stranger isn't out of the friggin' blue talking to you. He made a joke, you took it literal. I understand even over 5 years ago before hands free became popular. Complete strangers only talk to you on you tube:)
@@jacquelynn2051 Clearly, you are one of those people who thinks you and your cell phone are the center of the universe. Enjoy!
I burst out laughing. And forwarded this to all my sons
Did you call them in the morning to let them know you forward this vid?
How many sons do you have? 😊
@@sameaston9587 hahaha - so true, such a perfect way to complete the joke.
@@StrongnBeautiful - i have three sons, but one is beside himself with grief, and the other thinks his brother is a half-wit..... sooooo (3 + 1) - 1/2 ...... so three-and-a-half sons. wait, wait wait.... one of them is always twice the fun as usual, soooo the updated count iis 4.5 sons. yep, yep, yep 4.5 sons.
First time I see a comedian getting everyone in the audience to uuh-uhh like a sea lion. 🤣
I’m not picking up my phone
I will
No. Imaginary religious stories can't call anyone. PLEASE open your eyes. Religion is the death of our civilization.
@@AFishNamedBob que?
@@AFishNamedBob omg calm down
There are some really funny people on Dry Bar, but I am CRYING from laughing so hard at this guy. I got chest pains, mascara running down my face and probably some angry neighbors from 38 minutes of non-stop laughing at midnight. HILARIOUS.
He rocks! Haha
if you like Dwight Slade, Brian Regan would probably suit your humor as well
I'm alone outside on my porch laughing so hard!! Sooo funny!😂😂😂
Same
Brilliant brilliant brilliant, haven’t heard such jokes for a while.
Seldomly seeing a quite good looking man who's also extremely hilarious! 👍👏😍🤣
I felt it too 🥰
This guy is HYSTERICAL --- I watched him twice, back-to-back!!! 😂😂😂🙋
He’s just shouting half the time. Don’t see what’s so funny about that.
dang I love this channel, thanks for uploading these full sets =)!
If I'm going to ease drop, I need closure LMBO 😂.
“Eavesdrop”
Couldn't believe he got so many people in the audience to bark like a sea lion. I'm surprised he didn't follow that with a bit about it being a test, and going all evolution-sheriff on the crowd.
I couldn’t believe he made me bark like a sea lion ... Hi Stephen 👋🏻
Best comedian I have heard in years. He is so funny. I actually lol.😆😆😆😂😆😆
you did not just say that.
Mee TOO--I love the hilarity without the dirtiness & cursing..
Listen to Brian regan I walked on the moon stand up
The crab try me brother right now
Red, pickup, truck! Lol
Hilarious!!
This dry bar comics are the best! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Almost drowned in my lemonade because I laughed while taking a sip
This guy is hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣
My apartment neighbors are probably wondering what the heck I was laughing about so hard.... Seriously, my belly still hurts. Glad I watched this video, I needed that! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Marshall of Evolution!" I'm getting myself a badge immediately.
Raising the level of accountability!
He's not the first comedian to tell jokes about 'thinning the herd'. but his take on it is quite funny. Watching the Kardashians? That's definitely a double-tap for everybody on the couch.
Hahah. That was hilarious. I also learned that praline is pronounced "pray-leen" and not "prah-line".
Absolutely hilarious 😆😂🤣 !!! One of my new favorites! 👍🏼🙏🏼😊
Made the mistake of trying to eat while watching Dwight. I laughed until tears pored out. Fantastic!
That was great, very relatable. Laughed myself into a coughing fit. Keep it up.
When did I turn into a high school art teacher LOL
I have thought these same things about ear bud conversations, living in a seemingly schizophrenic society.
The idea of a person being scared of a small bug that crawled under the stove for 2 years gave me such a hearty laugh. This guy is great.
When did i become a high school art teacher... fabulous
Absolutely Amazing Comedian! I was crying from laughter! 🤣😂
OMGosh! this guy if not the best DBC comedian I've seen, then pretty dang close! I as busting out laughing the whole way through his routine!!!
"Explain that to people 30 yards away"😂😂 im crying
This guy had me rolling! One of the best I've seen on Dry Bar.
Definitely one of the funniest Dry Bars I’ve seen.
Mr Slade... Much respect! You are one of the funniest comedians ever! Usually i watch dry bar while im at work or doing things around the house.. Not this time! I had my wife and my son and a neighbor friend of mine all sitting in my living room laughing so loud i had to raise the volume 2 times just so i could hear over the laughter! We all wish you the best of luck with your comedian endeavors! Hopefully you will make it to Charlotte NC some time in the future, if so i can guarantee you will be performing at a sold out venue! Best of luck! DJC from Western North Carolina!
We are in Northern NC...we hope he heads this way too!! Loved this!!!
I'm dealing with severe depression and anxiety right now, and this guy managed to make me laugh. Thank you Dry Bar for posting this. ❤
Needs closure follows people to their car, "Hey where you going? Who's got the rash?!" 😂😂
The crab bit killed me! :)
Brilliant, just brilliant.
Just what I needed after getting devastating news from my doctor just a couple of hours earlier. I thought I'd NEVER EVER laugh again.
Thanks for proving me wrong!
Me too--I have severe Crohn's Disease & was told through hospital counseling to constantly watch comedy because it IS proven that laughter IS the best medicine... And it REALLY keeps me more healthy & less panicked...
@@leighhunterjumperz3038 good luck. Your attitude will go a long way too. I'm VERY familiar with chrons and lived with someone who has it for 31 years. Been through hell and back, (incl. Iliostomy in the 90s) and now she is stronger than EVER before and takes care of ME. Sometimes what seems like THE worst news at the time, turns out to me THE best decision ever.
You hang in there, keep laughing and remember: its ALWAYS OK to get a third opinion before making a big decision.
Laughing has kept me sane for many years. Once you can laugh at your own mortality, YOU win.
@@leighhunterjumperz3038 PS, I have a feeling you might find this funny, too. Look up a channel called Zeducation. (Tyler Zed) and see if that makes you laugh. It's like DryBar with more bite.
Just made my night so funny! Couldnt help but notifice that you watch the kardshians, gun sound, “sorry but we have to start somewhere!” LMAO
"Bluetooth for my shoes" I was very much expecting that to go into a Shoetooth joke.
I was expecting "Don't Step On My Bluetooth Shoes"....
His analogies, timing and illustrations are bang-on so funny! Truly gifted comedian.
I could watch this man all day!!!
update: I almost spit my coffee into my laptop when he told the person to "get in the car and drive south"... be warned...careful with your electronics and beverages around this guy! LOL
Outstanding! This was an awesome find. Would love to see this guy with his own nature show. Or at least more stand up sets
OMG, not even 2 minutes in, I'm laughing, crying. The dog is laughing , Thank You for a great Friday night!!!!!!
OH MY FRIGGIN GOD!!!! My stomach hurts from laughing so hard at this guy. What a great comedian. Thanks for posting this.
I love Dwight! He is way too funny 😅
One of the funniest Dry Bar standup specials I've watched. This guy is hilarious.
Excellent ......loved this ! ! !
This guy had me laughing OUT LOUD at work!!! I know they are watching the cameras like "what is she laughing so hard about? There's no one in the store!"
One of the best moments in my life was when my condescending older sister came to the drive-thru where I worked as a young person and order her lunch and asked for it "to go". This is something people stupidly say more often than you realize. But I could never could say anything. But glory she said it, and she didn't know I was working!!! So I finally got to reply. "YA THINK?? DUH, I thought for sure you were going to come inside to eat it when it was ready!!" The best moment. 🤦♀️
Lol.
What would've been more epic is if you thought it was your sister, but turns out it wasn't :)
@@cubswin6779 haha, but at that place there is a window that we can look out at the cars. And I'm not THAT impulsive. Then I would get FIRED!!!. HAHA
I did that the other day at a take-out Pizza Hut. 😣 I felt incredibly stupid, but fortunately, the cashier found it funny. She probably thought I was being sarcastic. 🥴
@@jesuschristiscallingyou953 you're not alone. And now with coronavirus and everyone having to get their food to go, im.sure they will say it more and more. Haha. It's kinda fun.
This guy is hilarious! 🤣😂😅 Laughing and crying so hard! 😁😆😅 Lol! Hilarious! Love it!🥰😆😅🤣💖
The one about the bug in the throat is hilarious, it reminded me of way back when I was going to Middle school, it was really windy and a bug flew in my hair and I was chasing him around my head because my hair was really curly and I'm walking and trying to pull the bug out of my hair and it's moving. Can you picture someone in their house looking out of the window seeing this?
What no burst of laughter with "...7½ hours... Greatful Dead air,port" ? tsk. •
Only few gets it there I guess...that was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
Why don’t you move to a less condescending address LOL
That was my favorite. 😂
This guy made my noodles come out of my nose
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Excellent.
Were they thick or thin noodles?
@@icreatedanaccountforthis1852 the thicc seafood ones
@@zamdaveaquino7868 I would pay good money to see that. Especially if they were soba noodles. Soba is so good.
I never heard of this guy, but I am SOOOO happy that I found him. 😂😂😂😂
'Who has the rash?'
His voice and mannerisms remind me of Jim Carrey a lot. I really like this guy, hope to see him on this channel again.
I was thinking he reminds me of Kramer from Seinfeld (but with shorter hair). Lol
I'm SURE that is what he's going for.
It's one of these days spent watching hours of comedy, I'm drained, slightly bored, ready for bed... and now for the first time in weeks I'm laughing tears. Brilliant!
*What the "Thomas Haden Church" is going on heeeere.*
When you were imitating the guy walking off the elevator to avoid seal man, you sounded like Mr.Rodgers.
This is the best comedian! Laughed all along!
8:19 Forensic Files Joke got me rollin
This guy is amazing!! Laughed the entirety of the show
Well done!!
This guy is the best I’ve seen on this channel. I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
Absolutely love it!! He's absolutely hilarious 😂😹
I love the fact that the chihuahua is nearly impossible to remember how to spell, has a permanent look of surprise on its face and can't handle the kickback from its own bark. Ever see a chihuahua hurt itself by barking and then get mad at itself for hurting itself? I lost it and about died. Seriously could not breathe or stop laughing. Just more proof it really does belong as a purse.
EDIT: IN a purse.
"...can't handle the kickback from its own bark."
Wow, that's so true now that I think about it. The recoil from when they bark does move their entire body. The mental picture is funny! 😆
@Baba Ganush I've met plenty of Chihuahuas that gave me the impression that they could eventually die from cardiovascular failure.
Eyes bugged-out and all stiff-legged, they violently shook and barked until they lost their voices. Truly a pathetic scene.
I've also met some incredibly sweet Chihuahuas that didn't act like they were demon-possessed, but on the contrary, behaved angelically.
These dogs were extremely gentle, loving and well-mannered, as if they were another breed locked in Chihuahua bodies and they knew it. 😁
@@jesuschristiscallingyou953 The gentle, loving chihuahuas are likely better socialized than the demon-possessed-like ones. Those barky, shivery, bugged out eye chihuahuas are anxious little balls of nerves because their owners didn't train or socialize the dog properly and probably over-coddled them.
I wanna say this, and I hope nobody sees this as being cold. But this is why dogs have litters. More offspring means a greater survival rate for that species. But even then, they face more diseases and disorders than humans do. Natures way of balancing things out.
Baba Ganush oh no! That’s terrible!
Lmao@ “the reckoning”
Definitely one of the best on Dry Bar!!
Cracks me UP this guy! LOVE this😂😂😂😂
This guy is great! Very funny! My face hurts from laughing. 😂
The humor of this guy is just out of the park. I laughed to whole time. Really made my night. Thx.