One Hour Of Dustbowl
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- čas přidán 8. 07. 2024
- Ding dong, the bots are dead... for now? I guess we'll see. Until then though, it's been nice. Casual Mode is finally back to its former self and TF2 is getting a bit of a miniature renaissance as a result!
By the way, if you are a consistent viewer of these recent live commentaries, let me know if you prefer them with or without background music. I'm still trying to fine-tune the vibe.
More info on the current #fixtf2 boycott plans: save.tf/
0:00 -- stage 3 red
4:55 -- stage 1 blu
6:12 -- stage 2 red
21:07 -- stage 3 red
29:18 -- stage 1 red
33:45 -- stage 2 red
44:10 -- stage 3 red
52:23 -- stage 1 blu
54:35 -- stage 2 blu
56:57 -- stage 3 blu
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at uncledane.com
Thumbnail SFM made by @T0TEN
Intro song by @DapperDog - Hry
Ah yes, the reward for years of dealing with aimbotting sniper bots:
One uninterrupted hour of... Dustbowl.
return of the king
Hi Sir :3
@@Martyste Heyo!
We should get bots back i think, if this is the future we get. Go back.
It's beginning to look a lot like dustbowl
The title states that it's *ONE* hour of dustbowl, yet the progress bar says it's one hour *AND 1 SECOND* . I am absolutely ashamed of Uncle dane for clickbaiting his viewers.
I expect an apology in the next video, preferably with a ukulele.
I second this opinion.
The actual timeline shows One Hour and *3* seconds!
@@user-zu8wk3yo5o i third this
@@dustojnikhummerabsolutely disgusting clickbait!!!!!
@@dustojnikhummerThat's even worse! How could he!?
Fun fact about the bot Discords: many of the major hosts _still_ don't know who Valve's spy was so they are suspecting each other and causing a hilarious amount of infighting.
This is like the Team Fortress The Second video game class The Spy
@@usernametaken017 holy shit, this is why Gaben's favorite class is the spy, this PROVES that in real life, Spy is actually THE STRONGEST CLASS
@@usernametaken017 No way bro 😲 😱
"Intruder alert, Valve Spy is in the server!"
A Valve Spy is in the server?!
9:55 “he’s anti? No he’s uncle” is absolutely hilarious thank you
praise the sun!
"My efficiency has gone down" - Uncle Nerd
"Fuck it we ball"- F2P Chad
the f2ps are the most bold and stupid tf2 players, its beautiful.
Nah they would say something more like "Voice communication is not available for this account"
and then along with an “AAAAAAGGHH”
@@victorjohnson5646As a f2p, i like to use heavy, dominate everyone and complain about how unfair the sniper is by an hour and a half.
Spy is just pathetic to me
@@Monk_from_RainWorld wait how are you complaining if you're a f2p
Elmaxo: Makes a 4 hour video were he plays sniper for 100 days.
Dane: Haha, 𝙙𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙗𝙤𝙬𝙡
100 days of Dustbowl
More like 5 hours without 6 mins
CASUALTF2: 12 HOUR ON BADWATER
@@MarceMarcusI’m pretty sure playing dust bowl and only dust bowl for 100 days straight would end in the asylum.
*_dustbowl_*
24:48 this story actually had me crying ‘My secret’ is both the girliest and most ominous shit ever.
Real question is how did Uncle Dane know that it was his friend's cock pictures and not some downloaded stuff from the net?
That name must've been bait, no one would title it something so intriguing if it really were important right? 'my secret' is just begging to be clicked on.
i was flabbergasted at the plot twist
Hard profile pic 🔥 i also failed the medium difficulty rdr2 profile pic challenge
yo dane didnt know you were geo well played dude, and thank you the complements
It's the medic from team fortress 2
The Chad himself
13:18 Uncle Dane caught trying to unsap a sentry with the Powerjack
LeBron James reportedly tried to unsap a sentry with a Powerjack... 😞😞😞
Why are there 2 engineers here?
9:26 Uncle dane found having an schizophrenic episode
@@hunterchichester5720 cause there's a spah sapping mah sentry
@@hunterchichester5720 because they are not engifar...
fun fact: one of the larger bot hosts recently went to jail for having a comically large amount of cod points in his possession. funny how that venn diagram always seems to become a circle.
It took me way longer to realize what you were saying than I should have.
cod points? don't you mean cheese pizza?
for those wondering, he meant to say child playgrounds
source?
source?
yttaf - The true Uncle Dane
Joker - Chad Medic, spoiled by the broken phlog+medic combo
dog - Your average Phlog fun ruiner
KrispyKreme - The victim of said fun ruinage
The one thing I can think of that’s even less fun is a Vac Medic pocketing a Phlog Pyro 😭
What
the Spy - real spy from team fort 2
9:27 i'm surprised the universe didn't explode when Dane met Dane.
Two Uncle Danes cannot coexist in the same universe
@@eggroll5510 well clearly this video proves otherwise
Unless it exploded moments after the video ended
That was his cousin Uncle Dain
Uncle Dane:"Hey Uncle Dane, what's your opinion about bots being gone?"
*Uncle Dane*:"Heck yea!"
*Sounds very Non-Fake to me*
Let’s be thankful that Uncle Dane was playing Dustbowl because if he was playing Powerhouse instead, then this video would be 24 hours long
She Edge on my Micro till I Soft
Video titled 1 round of Powerhouse
car
The video would be 2 minutes long if it were Hydro.
I was looking for your comment
Uncle Dane meeting Uncle Dane while Stabby is also on his team is peak classic TF2 random encounter generation
11:42
Watching stabby miss a stab and cut to him being dead broke me
Uncle Dane talking with Uncle Dane was the highlight of this video
When he opened the secret folder and it had an exit tele
"Bot fix going up" - Valve after they were forced to do something
Kinda
Ehh... Much as I like to believe it, they weren't forced to do anything. Forced implies there would've been genuine consequences for valve if they didn't do anything, but realistically nothing would've happened to them had they ignored us and let this keep spiraling and none would be wiser.
That they did anything at all is entirely good will on their part.
"hey they slowed down buying lootboxes to post on twitter or something could somebody get that fixed"
@Ussr570
Ew
This video from Zesty shows an interesting vision of the current bot crisis, and the sudden change before the summer update:
czcams.com/video/6a0FGYdET-s/video.htmlsi=yZ2h2Q_MIjsHXrC8
42:50 dog kills the neighbors kid Uncle Dane: "Oh i love to see that"
I cracked tf up when I saw that
I love watching Joker play Dustbowl, nice of Dane to guest star
ty
1hr of dustbowl, aka, about a round and a half
dustbowl is like one of the most hated and beloved maps at the same times, there are no inbetweens! and I love it!
yes! more dubspol lovers!
I am the only in between
I'm in between. I hate and love this map lmao
If you’re good, you love it. If you’re bad, you hate it. Simple as thT
If you play flankers (Scout, Demoknight, Spy), Dustbowl is hell.
"Hey Dell , you haven't called me in a while . How is Dustbowl working out ?"
It's eternity in there
@@hiveknight7416the respawn machine feels shorter than a dustbowl match
@@VortexF you have to play 10 matches of dustbowl to respawn
DUSTBOWL IS GONE!
Dear god... @@Brigtzen
22:06
I like how you can spot a Spy get bumped in the background for a moment, and in the 20 seconds that follow you just watch as they slowly replace the Red team, all without Dane's acknowledgement. RIP Sniper > Demo > Soldier, you will be missed.
The Your Eternal Reward is such a cool unlock.
16:58 i was todays years old when i found out that you can destroy the barrel on dustbowl
If you deal minimal damage to one it actually lets you hide in the barrel (since it turns the barrel into a collisionless object)
"Today years old" 🤓
@@marshmellowguy586 ""today years old" 🤓" 🤓
Whatchu gon do about that?
@@lorantpapp07 I think unfunny glasses face is most he can do about it
@@tappajaav yup
The team combo of Uncle Dane, Uncle Dane the Pyro main, and stabby stabby was something magical
And medic guy
dog joker and geology, the best trio
ty
Uncle Dane just casually walking near a carbon copy of himself at 12:08 lmao
Well it's because he acknowledged it like 3 minutes earlier lol 9:27
It's beginning to feel a lot like dustbowl...
Sentries everywhere...
We are trapped inside our spawn
@@NotDefenderlol We have Uber so move on.
@@yakobsoulstorm5187 phlog pyros outside so beware
omg guys it's like dustbowl in july! it came early this year
vintage
The cut from Stabby missing to just being dead on the ground got an audible chuckle out of me
24:48 I’m convinced your friend had this on his computer just to fuck with people who ever used it.
The only way he could be certain it was his is if he saw it? Sooooo...
@@benhingley9523The folder was called "MY secret" dog
28:05 Uncle Dane proves his point exactly by being too focused on the glowing pyro to see the sniper, great job!
Attention nephews and nieces our uncle has posted
Hooray :D
Heck yeah :)
Uncle Dane:Hey Uncle Dane what's your opinion on bots being gone.
"Uncle Dane":Heck Yeah!!!
Uncle Dane:Yeah me 2
Best moment in this vid
12:11 I mean I was playing during the bot crisis. I joined TF2 in the middle of 2020. Pandemic and bot crisis combined, and I still had fun, not every server was filled with bots and community servers really carried during it. Remember playing pyro at first, tried out soldier, then scout, and every other class and settled on Engineer to this day.
40:34
"We should use it (uber) aggressively I think, I have revenge crits here if you want to use it on me."
*Dies by heart attack*
The "my secret" bit with pics of your tele was really good lol well done. The unintentional setup for that joke was perfect. Always appreciated this channel cuz of stuff like that
Don't celebrate yet boy, we have won the battle, not the war. Stay strong.
For those who are interested, the quick song at 13:44 was made by neil cicierega
Also known as lemon demon
And i find that funny as hell
For those who are further interested, the song is quite literally called *Piss* from the Mouth Silence album
Other highlights of the album include *Space Monkey Mafia,* which is basically an unhinged fusion of "We Didn't Start the Fire" and "End of the World as We Know It"
*Crocodile Chop,* which is "Chop Suey" to the tune of "Crocodile Rock" and is unironically a jam
*Best* which is certainly The Best at what it does [and also Dane once used it in _I think_ a montage video for the Panic Attack? Or maybe it was a general montage video? I forget]
*Wndrwll,* don't think I have to describe that one given a certain famous SFM that used it
And plenty more!
It also technically has "lore" because prior to Mouth Silence, Neil made like one or two other albums themed heavily around Smash Mouth's All-Star, both of which had the theming of "Mouth"
So it's called Mouth Silence because there isn't any* Smash Mouth references in it
@@WhimsicottFanatic to add onto it, basically smash mouth somehow sovles all problems in the universe or aomething along those lines
Also im sad you didnt mention closerfies or nightmovin, both from mouth dreams
Also wndrwll is famous for being constantly copyrighted
The fact that your first instinct when there's a reprieve from bots is to immediately go to Dustbowl is the most Uncle Dane thing I've ever heard.
20:28 Im so glad that with the bots gone, I can now hear Enginners best line again:
"Beep Repair"
OH BOY HE’s PLAYING ON NUTSBOWL! MY FAVORITE MAP!
😏
What if dustbowl was freaky and was called freakybowl
And instead of capturing points you finger people
@@sebastianherrera6514"my secret" folder bowl
Always fun running into you!
9:27 Imagine being a Uncle Dane impersonator
When Uncle Dane is actually on the server
5:40 I love the odd weird players, like yes Mr gibbus heavy, I will Uber you as you run into the enemy team with your shotgun
I can personally attest that I will uber almost anyone if they take the initiative and actually run forward.
It's extremely frustrating to play medic in pubs alone, when you have uber but nobody seems to want to push.
Most of the time I end up wasting good portion of uber just to encourage them to attack
@@tappajaavcommunication my friend
@@titicaca.people literally just ignore you begging them to push. Like I genuinely think that when you say the words “I have Uber please push in” that every single player forgets every aspect of the English language
@@titicaca. This is how the communication goes most of the time
(Voice)Me: Go! Go! Go!
(Voice)Ûbercharge ready
(Voice)Me: Go! Go! Go!
(Voice)Ûbercharge ready
Pubstar69.2015: [brains are fried]
@@tappajaav you gotta use voice Chat my man so everyone hears it
17:08 they DO have sniper callout voicelines in the game! the only thing is that they only play during MVM and you can't do them on purpose; they happen automatically. but since the voice actors have already recorded them, valve could easily just add them as part of the voiceline menu!
Not a bad idea!
Or maybe balance sniper in a way where it's easier to know where he is. (like making all sniper rifles have tracer rounds? It could work.) Stealthily picking off people is spy's job, sniper's is to pick people from afar.
@@usernametaken017 Players already seem to ignore the tracer rounds from the Machina and Hitman's Heatmaker more than I'd have thought likely, but this might be a good solution.
While the opposite of what you're advocating for here, I've long thought the Hitman's Heatmaker should have a stat that prevents the player getting a killcam of the Sniper. Instead you get the same cam you'd get for an environmental death. In essence, a rifle that plays with your perception of where the Sniper is. As a downside, I'd probably give it a much longer time to charge shots, and less base damage, or something.
@@irregularassassin6380 i think the best way to "nerf" sniper is to give him cod sniper glint, which gives your scope a shine if you scope in.
This fixes the issue of not knowing that there's a sniper and makes it a actual interaction between players.
Tracers are really pointless in practice, because it doesn't matter at all since the sniper already took the shot, which brings up the real problem of sniper that being the good players.
Bad snipers aren't a problem it's the ones who spent 1000+ hours having near perfect accuracy hitting you so tracers are a moot because you wouldn't be alive anyway.
I actually like this long-form format way more than clip compilations on team fortress, not only because it's interesting to see how matches go and how you play but also because hearing your conversations is really entertaining.
25:29 that "My Secret" bit was so funny
So here's the thing. I'm stupidly skeptical, so this "patch" feels just like it did last year. Am I the only one who remembers what happened with #savetf2 after the Valve tweet? Casual was doing very well for a few weeks/months, so the community got complacent. Valve then dropped out of existence for the next two years and the bots came back. Ig what I'm saying is that I'm not celebrating yet. I'll celebrate when the bots stay gone. I'll probably check back in around October or something to see if the bots are still gone for good.
Still, this is a massive W for TF2. Let's celebrate it while we can.
I think the main difference this time was other than not getting any confirmation is that this new system seems a little more advanced and valve is starting to actually ban bot hosters themselves, im still waiting and watching but for now it seems a little heavier of a fix.
The previous banwave wasn't all that similar. Not a single bot creator/hoster got banned back then, and the changes to the game to make kicking bots easier, while welcome, felt like Valve were barely trying. Bots were back almost immediately, it didn't even last a week.
This time around it seems as if Valve *actually* put in effort - they're seemingly not trying to automate a fix to the problem, but instead there's actual people putting in consistent work.
We'll see if it continues, though.
they did it because they now have more games and even incoming games and if they show no care nor emotion towards their own fanbase then their new game will never see the light as people will know how Valve treats their own games
@@vene I didn't think about Valve banning bot hosters. That's a bigger deal than I originally thought. Thanks for replying.
There aren't that many people interested in tf2 at valve compared to developing new tech or their other games. Things just move slower.
Take wc3 for instance: it went 10years without a patch. While reforged did more harm than good for the game overall, it has meant we get 1-2 patches a year through ptr cycles to test it out.
So passionate people work on what they love exist. Just not that many of them
The uncle dane with an actual golden frying pan is hilarious
Fun fact! On Dustbowl stage 1, they put stairs on that one rock Heavy walks up in Meet the Heavy so he can walk up them easier for the clip. They left those stairs in the game, they are NoBullets brushes or something like that.
Great video as always! Loving the live commentaries!
I had a dream where a bot came back, was spinning. Then a valve hammer just rained down from the sky and banned them for life. I live in this reality though I do not partake in what I see.
I wish that this reality exists, except it is just Heavy being dropped on them from orbit.
is it just me or has uncle dane always seemed like the kind of youtuber that'd never swear/curse but he does? it feels odd hearing him say Fuck and shit
He is actually playing the role of the chill uncle who you allowed to play games on your pc while you watch.
honestly i'm pretty much of the same opinion when it comes whether or not we should be celebrating. what's goin on right now is awesome, i'm so happy and grateful that action is finally being taken, but so far what we have is only really temporary. until something more final is put into place to prevent this from happening again a year down the road, like implementing a working anticheat for example, it's prolly a good idea to keep the pressure on valve. plus i personally would like to see a bit more love thrown tf2's way in terms of development, or at least an official statement of "we're no longer actively developing anything new for tf2" so we can stop waitin around for somethin that ain't comin. anything's better than the consistent radio silence
Yeah, a real definitive answer on if we're never getting any kind of weapon rebalancing again would be nice just so I can definitively make a memorial for the Eviction Notice
The poor things deserved so much better 😔
Thanks for the food Unky Dave- I like the live commentaries without backing music, the myriad sounds of tf2 being played is already music to my ears
Perfect bg noise for my risk of rain 2ing. Thank you, good sir
soldier tf2 mod and Celestial War Tank Mod are really good, try them out
based, ror2 goes hard
1 hour of Dustbowl is the equivalent of a virtual trench warfare.
This is so nostalgic! I love it!
Great video dude, good to see a new tf2 youtuber, keep it up and I bet you'll hit it big!
ONE HOUR?!?! I can barely last 5 minutes in Dustbowl
I can barely last 5 seconds
Me when uhh me when me when your mom..
I can barely last 5 minutes as well, just minus the Dustbowl part.
@@MinnowTF man 💀
@@bevmobismol9865⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️💀
“Yo the bots are gone, and to celebrate let’s play dustbowl” he really enjoys suffering
yippie!!1!
Ikr
Even the bots hate dustbowl
I was playing blutsauger medic and fish monger scout(cleaver+feesh) earlier on 2fort had so much fun nailing people with cleavers and out dming scouts with a needle gun
i really enjoyed hearing your commentary as ya played :D
This was really fun to watch, great to see a happy uncle
This was cozy af to watch. Please more vids like this ^^
its beginning to look a lot like dustbowl
Bots are seen nowhere
Please do not stop the movement though, this is fantastic!
When I'm watching this it came out exactly 1 hour ago which just adds to it
the second uncle dane literally had me giggling uncontrollably, great editing to accommodate for the moment!
We have not won till the hosters stop trying
I always like your music choices Dane!
Saved this for my hour and a half road trip
2 VIDEOS SO CLOSE TO EACH OTHER? I MUST BE DREAMING
What Uncle Daniel has failed to see is that Engi can only use the Prinny Machete because it has little square cutouts like a wrench. Pan is smooth and therefore can't be a wrench (Gpan is an exception due to magic bullshit)
Thanks Dane!
This is such a chill video to sit through. Literally just tf2 pubs, it's nice that the vibe is back now that bots are dead
18:27 too real, got kicked on 2fort because i was dancing with some engi in the enemy intel room
0:30 don’t get your hopes up, they need to do a lot more to be deserving of the community’s good graces. We need them to hire on dedicated people to keep VAC updated consistently and keeping those bots from resurfacing. They need to send out lawsuits to the bot hosters that have doxxed and attempted extortion to community members for speaking out about the bots.
I love watching your live commentary gameplay ❤
Thoroughly loved the video
the fckn "My Secret" teleporter folder bit got me good
I am honored to have uncle Dane call me a tf2 veteran despite having less than 200 hours on record
These are the videos I love seeing. Just a long game session
We need more of these.
Joker a legend man always giving his best for the team
I absolutely love Joker, we need more Jokers in the world
Loved every second of the vid, you're the best uncle there is
Please keep making videos like these ive missed them
Because who doesn't love to watch a turtle for an hour.
I am Pyro. I became real.
cheers dane! i too played dustbowl 24/7 when i started playing in 2010. i loved dustbowl back in TFC, i was sad that there was no dustbowl in Enemy territory fortress so you can imagine how happy i was to find out that i could play dustbowl again in TF2. and tbh it is still my fav map to this point.
I find that background music makes it feel more chill, and no background music makes it feel more homemade if that makes sense?
like, the music makes it feel like something I can just turn on for background noise and do something else, but without the music it feels like something I'd watch if I'm feeling down
Downloading immediately! I missed this game so much!!!
Do this more often it's genuinely very entertaining to just watch barely edited gameplay of tf2 like this
Can't believe i just watched a whole video of just dustbowl gameplay, anyways it was fun, nice vid!
Can't wait for the next episode of the series, Ten Hours of 2Fort
this is my perfect comfort content. 1hr fresh uncle footage ty
"Let's watch stabby play"
*failstabs*
Spy moment
The random HEELPPP MEEE reference and then talking about fan animation then showing ELTORRO64RUS hahaha great stuff
I was grinning like an idiot through this whole video. The energy was on point, I even sent a bit to a friend because it made me laugh so hard. Might even start playing tf2 again.