WWE 2k19 but I can't wrestle
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- WWE 2k19 but I am a horrible wrestler
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00:00 Mr. Kevin, I don't feel so good
Lol
I wanted to make the same joke!
I'm surprised Kevin didn't make the joke himself.
Just about to say that
''Should have gone for the head >:D''
oh no
oh no
Oh, yes!
RTGame oh hey Kevin
Oooh yeaaa!
Oh ya
_And he lives in a white van._
*Fitting for a Kevin character.*
Bore ragnorok
CarlTheGer no u
A suspicious white van
*Jim Pickens the eighth.*
"*I LIVE IN A VAN...DOWN BY THE RIVER!!* (Guess who said that...I give your comment a like!!)
The story of Jim "Shy girl" Picone is a humble one. He started by living in his van that he phases through by being an absolute unit. He wins after almost killing someone. He moves up to a higher match and Immediately loses, gets beaten up by bootleg Spiderman and gets into a big lawsuit. He ends up fighting the guy he fought at the start and loses. He gets upgrades, removes parts of his fake skin, and gets pictures of Hagrid, the dear leader, and some random youtuber. He crushes his metaphysical van/home and still loses.
I don’t know why but I actually cry with laughter at this comment
Reminds me of colledge
Thank you for the summary 😂😂
IM D I EIN G at his character
Later on..he quits wrestling after finding the love of his life : Cherry Popsicle..a dancer at a local strip club. They marry..and have 4 very large children. When Jim turns 50..he decides ((*YOU* continue!!!))
Jim *THICKENS*
*JIM THICKENS*
HOLY SHIT I LOVE IT ♥️♥️
JIM *THICCENS*
move like a bee, sting like uhhh bee
Nice Bully reference.
IM CRYING AHAHAH
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
WALN Zell Ha I caught it too
If he saw that he would be annoyed
7:40 Kevin just casually predicting the actual story
"I don't need a yes man, get me my mustard!" - Quote of the day!
@@jeSUS-nk5ws no
"I think it's in your hair"
His arms look so weird on him, he's like a t-rex
Yeah, it's the arms that are making him look weird
he almost looks like Kanye West and Lil Pump in i love it
Gonna need a career mode playthrough
Rusty T8tertot he need to learn how to play the game
DimeBag I meant play
Zombiekilleryamato it’s not that difficult to learn
He so needs to. This is by far the funniest of all the wrestling games he’s played.
Christ that's terrifying. Just the image of Jim's face expanding on the guy's chest. Thanks for the nightmares Kevin.
HomeworldJewels the Jim on his chest was scary yes... but the Hagrid sent me into shock
@@tomthefriendlyhuman9232 W A T E R
Poor choice of words
This is literally fantastic hahaha
DenkOps - Chris Denker how has no one realized you’ve commented on this video
Bigg Mick why is this person supposed to be famous or something
Xxzyw yeah he is famous. Not as popular as people like Jacksepticeye, Ksi or T-Series but he still has more than 500k
Ur mom gay make celebrity royal rumblr or roast community crrations
Hi
S H Y G I R L P I C O N E
Or the Modern Prometheus.
Wow, that first "fight". I don't think anyone in the audience expected to witness a murder that day. XD
THAT is what we call a "squash match"
I absolutely crack up at 4:29 . The fact that normally your guy gives Cole Quinn a pat on the back/shoulder but Jim 'Shy Girl' Picone is such a unit he just tenderly mauls the back of his head instead is comedy gold.
"Jim on Jim action" is the most cursed thing I heard this year.
petition for Kevin to clone Jim and have Jim marry Jim and impregnate Jim
+DoktorDare whoa there satan
@@DareMurdok Sounds like a plan
Doktordare sounds like a plan
Blessed
Those random zoom-ins are so precious
Especially when the ref started running away
Winter is coming, and I, the Dear Leader, am the one to bring it.
The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens thank you dear leader
The fuck it's you again don't worry guys he's a fake he's never killed a frog lover in his life!!!
Dear leader, please spare your acolytes.
Oh dear leader
JIM PICKENS no I’ve just burned them
*"He attacked me because he didn't want to lose me"* SEVERE FORESHADOWING
How the feck did he know that
LeonAlavrado I don’t know it’s crazy
He’s a wizard harry
Please make this a SERIES
Yes!
Do it plz
As a professional wrestler myself. I can confirm that this video is an Accurate representation of what it’s like,
D-Rock36 are you sure about that
living in a van?
from the stories i've read, yeah
Which promotion do u wrestle for?
Doyle Lewis he was joking,
7:40 Did you just... LITERALLY GUESS WHO THE GUY WAS AND THE EXACT REASON WHY HE DID IT WHAAAT
Paper Paper wait...r-really?!
Tamari Bond yeah
@@kostok2627 oooooh noooooo
I was about to make that comment! Nice job
It was pretty obvious tho.
Deep fried hagrid... I’ve not laughed that hard in a long time! Please for the love of god make this a series
"Coming up to the ring, weighting at _Oh lawd he coming_ , *Shy Girl Jim Picone* !"
Wait a minute, its a WWE.
So this is all fake, but only Jim is real.
Jim just wanders into the ring, and all the other wrestlers are desperately trying to stay in character while Jim pokes em' to death.
It is scripted and lots of the moves and spots are practiced but there's some stuff you just can't fake like this czcams.com/video/lS2sxYi676M/video.html
CptJack PL WWE isn’t wrestling
It’s a show about wrestling and that’s why it’s good
Rogue See? Someone gets it
@@ultraexcalibur1728 Yes, but they never say that it's staged.
They claim its real wrestling.
what kind of high school has wrestling matches that promote up and coming wrestlers
Yaya Brown I think it's very common in America.
That's how it is in the independent wrestling circuit. Very common. Gotta start somewhere
I wish my high school did that
A good one
“Oh, it’s Post Malone...even Post Malone is laughing at me.”
I can’t breathe 😂
"I am the android sent by Cyberlife" I feckin lost it! :D
Fat T 800
This is the hardest I've laughed at one of you videos
I lost my shit when I saw Jim's giant face
So fucking true
Please Kevin, continue the career mode!
Tijain Jyunichi de%
*SHY GIRL PICONE FOR SMASH 5*
When he said “im the android sent by cyberlife” i died laughing
Jim was traumatized by the way his family treated him by having him sleep in a closet when he was a young child. He became upset, felt neglected and his grades dropped. He eventually got taken away to Military school where he was bullied by other classmates. He held in the emotional pain, and continued his training. After Military school, he wanted revenge on those who bullied / doubted him. He wanted revenge on the emotional trauma his parents left him in. What better way to take out his deep seeded anger than to join the WWE Universe where he quickly learned he couldn't fight. So he turned to acting, where he was the number one star of movies that made absolutely fuck all sense. Feeling defeated once again, he returned to his old average life of Jim Pickens.
Is anyone else bothered by how small his arms are
Pretty sure that's not the terrifying part
I don’t know why, but Kevin politely informing the Riddler that “the nightmare starts now, unfortunately” is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
He loses the fight in 12 seconds....."I saw a lotta positive things in you" 🤣
Sounds about right.
"WHEN?!"
I see Mr Minecraft uploaded again, LOL.
more moor LOL
more moor WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE ANOTHER FARMING TUTORIAL MR MINECRAFT?
*"Where's is the punch Triple H option?"* LOL
igor cabral If I were in WWE, my finisher would be a double eye poke nut shot combination. My signature you ask? I tape pillows to my body and dive off the top of the TitanTron onto a trampoline and launch myself into the ring for a super-spear. Just give me five minutes for the set-up. It’s very intricate but the payoff is every bit worth it.
That should have been an option, this story is fucking dumb.
You make the weirdest characters ever
If by weird u mean M A G N I F I C E N T
PANDEX no weird
*SWEAT POTATO*
You must've never played WWE before. It does things to people...
very magnificent
Kevin: Oh neat, WWE 2K19
*proceeds to make 8 feet tall daddy character*
The past tense of yeet is yote
A Denny's employee past tense of breathe is brothe
are you sure it's not yoink
This is the most horrifying wrestling experience I ever had. I like it.
When the buff guy said how you want to die, Kevin's character laughed then my phone froze. Like that waa the end of the video, it was so funny I couldn't fecking breathe
There are so many great CMK reviews, but this one holds a special place in my heart. It literally makes me laugh every time I watch it. So inspirational is this comedic masterpiece that I reworked the lyrics of a well-known song from an iconic musical as an homage to one of my favourite videos from my favourite CZcamsr.
'The Sound of Feel Good Music'
Mustard on faces and wires on androids
Van-dwelling wrestlers all pumped up on steroids
Absolute units who crush their coil springs
These are a few of my favourite things
Trash talking rivals and girls who reject me
Beating up sons who then skill boost and wreck me
Mysterious stains coating wrestling rings
These are a few of my favourite things
Tribal tattoos covering eyes, mouth and noses
Slippery oil and sweet sassy poses
Crispy-fried Hagrid and Dear Leader Jim
These are a few of my favourite things
When the cage fights
Have no highlights
And I'm feeling sad
I simply remember Jim 'Shy Girl' Picone
And then I don't feel so bad
This is good!
"I am the android sent by Cyberlife" iM GONE
Jim Pickens is the greatest wrestler of all time.
That's not Jim Pickens, it's his distant cousin Jimmy Picone
You mean Jim Picone*
Nice pfp 👌
0:01 looks like He doesn’t Feel too Good
You're a wrestler Hagrid
Those home screens are like... "Kevin, I don't feel so good"
Where's your famous comment " .... More like bore Ragnarok"??
@@surya_0x0 it's my most viewed video, a meme in my school and it's not even my joke, more like Bore: Ragnarok
The new Andre the Giant but blonde
Niamh Hartley and covered we mustard and other unknown substances
Blondre the giant
Nooo... He looks like Berthold Super Titan from Attack on Titan...
Jim "Shy Girl" Picone i love it so much
I lol'd at "White Panther". You are a global treasure, thank you for your service.
He's no John Cena but BY GAWD he's good!
Bork Laser beat Shena
So chuffed that jim shy girl picone is from the same county as me
I think you're taking too many liberties with your character design. I CAN'T STOP FECKING LAUGHING😂
7:40 he actually predicted who the masked attacker was going to be... should I be worried?
logan paul vs ksi #2
Which one's which?
ksi is alive and sociopath jakepaul's brother is not alive
This is fecking hilarious great job
Haven't played a wrestling game since N64. The career mode looks fun. Starting from back yard wrestling to the pros
It's alright but it's not nearly as fun as the older ones. One big minus I'd give this career mode is that the objective 90% of the time is "Win the match" which kinda defeats the purpose of a career mode for me. And also, you're basically forced to be the worst wrestler ever because they introduced this new skill tree system to make your guy better and it takes a long ass time to get good stats so you'll be just getting your ass kicked most of the time. And as you can see from this video, EVERYTHING is behind a lock from clothes to entrances to moves. You can't even fucking choose your own moves without unlocking them with random loot boxes or by paying the virtual currency of the game which also takes a long ass time to earn.
It's like the dialogue is written for Kevin. Love the mustard on his face as well.
Holy shit, Jim really let himself go
I like how he knew that it was the manager that attacked him kek
was it the manager after all?
@@Fosten12 yup
Well I mean the shape of the attacker kind of gave it away, I knew it immediately too.
10:55 i can't stop laughing
"And on your back your other silent protector: Hagrid." XDD
One of the funniest videos of your channel.
mcgregor got nothing on kevin
Or khabib :)
Or Mayweather.
That face when Kevin actually guesses the identity of the attacker in an off hand joke.
I'm glad there's a Jim Pickens on the downloadable superstars
I came for the Kevin, but I came for the oily Jim-on-Jim action.
Please do more of these 😂😂😂
That "whend" at 6:20... I'm crying
These freaking Cyberlife Androids again!😂
Why is this whole thing sooooooo hilarious!?!?
Nah Kevin. You can still wrestle better than Roman Reigns and the Bella twins.
And bayley. Lol
Shut up, Saxton, nobody wrestles better than THE BIG DOG!
I just love how Kevin got exactly right with who attacked Jim
7:43 Damn Kev, good prediction.
I love how he enjoys games so much even before starting actual gameplay.
Mayo man strikes again
"I'm glad you're awake but the nightmare starts now unfortunately." is fucking RAW and I love it.
7:42 Kevin was able to see this before I ever even thought about it. I had no idea it was him until he was unmasked.
WWE 2k19 but Ireland should be united
No no it should not that would mean Ireland would be called united Ireland or irish kingdom of ireland and northern Ireland and that would be cringy
Please play Morrowind! I’d really love to see you play it
Seconded.
Oh that would be good
YES PLEASE
PPPPLLLLEEEAASSSEE. Mod it so ur tougher than shit to start.
E G I don't think that would be too interesting
I've been watching so many of your videos this last year, first time I've seen this one. This had me howling with laughter, so great. Please don't ever stop. Hands down the best and most entertaining CZcams Kevin!
Kevin + Character creation = perfection.
at 7:36 Jim's body sort of reminds me of Bob's from fight club
Kevin can you notice me and understand my obsession with your videos, don’t even need to see your face and I’m the most excited person in the world watching your videos! Ps, also love your face
7:38 he literally spoiled the story for himself without even knowing it😂😂
3:15
To be fair, being able to "sell" the moves, or being able to react realistically to hits, is one of the most important things in wrestling.
this is beautiful
I don't think I've ever actually laughed SO hard at a video in my life
Jeez, Kevin
I don't care for wrestling games (or even the sims for that matter) but Kevin just had a way to make every single thing he plays enjoyable af. I even love the online games when he messes with other people, I cant stand those on other channels.
short story of how Kevin became my favorite youtuber
This made me uncontrollably laugh until my stomach hurt while I was try to keep quiet so my family doesn't wake up cause it's 6 AM
CZcamsrs:
Kevin: "zooms in at character's junk" 😂😂😂
In the beginning I don't feel so good Mr. Stark
The best thing about these games is the music, especially at 9:35 with some shinedown - devil
As an wwe fan this is amazing 😺❤
WTF! Kevin is on 1.4 Million subs! How long was I gone for the last I checked he had 100K
Same since when
I always click too quickly. Videos are still private 😂
-Chernobyl sludge green eyes
-parchment paper colored hair
-void black eyebrows
-piss stain beard
What a revolutionary of a man
Part 2!please the tale of shy girl must continue 😂😂😂😂