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PAINTING THE TOWN PREGNANT | YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER REACTION
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“I was so broken up about that, I had to go to my side chick’s house.”
I died.
We’re you killed?
@@mechateamleader4071 died of suffocation
@@prince2k517 no the meme..
Were you killed?
Sadly yes…but I lived!
@@mechateamleader4071 Sadly yes, but I lived!
@@NoobsDudes I know that meme. WERE YOU KILLED?
Sadly yes…BUT I LIVED
Dude BHD you need a podcast of just your stories. The first five minutes of this video is pure gold.
We need this
i'm sayin'!!
Ya
Facts 😂😂😂😂😂
I agree with that I 100% agree with that and what happens if he got phone tapped on a podcast
These women are like the library
Always open to the public
😂😂
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Jesus christ...... WHY is that so accurate XD
That was good
Best one ☝🏽 🔥
Can we talk about how Bhd looks like a whole super villain in the background of the thumb nail?
That troll grin got me in tears😂
His supervillain name gonna be Pregnancy Man. He can make anyone within a 7 mile radius.
😆😆🤣🤣🤣😂😂
That thumbnail always be killing me!! 😂🤣😂🤣🤣
She said "why does that baby look drunk"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Decent profile picture but funny comment bro
@@kingaxxidnt2484 xd
(shakes head) "This I why I don't care about love nor do I plan on getting a girlfriend or getting married."
@KingNyx So 15 guys
We really do enjoy watching this guy's stories about his compulsive cheating, don't we?
Very much
Way more than we should, which is not at all🤔
I love it
What you didnt think he could get around that much or what..... i've seen and been told more messed up then that. Girls and boys can do some horrible things.
Yeah it's great lol
Painting The Town Pregnant 🤣🤣 makes a good title for a diss track
19:09 no freakin way, they named him Castiel? From freakin Supernatural?! Sweeeeet. But im gonna name mine John Constantine.
LOL omg that's freaking amazing.
I was looking to see if someone had commented about that.
What a glorious thumbnail
Lmao these thumbnails get better and better lmao.
Faxs
He looks like a villain XD
Never knew his name is Maurice , learned something new today.
How long have you been watching young child support
I love how the girls act surprised as if they didn’t know they were cheating
I wonder if dudes find out he’s not the daddy do he get his money back from child support 😂 I would be pisssssssed!
In california legally yes if the father is not the actual father the female(mother) can be sued.
That needs to be a thing😂
False-claim forgiveness👍🏾
No. If you sign the birth certificate that automatically makes you responsible for that child including financially.
I'm a woman and I think that's one of THEE most fucked up things ever.
I don't think a man should be court ordered to provide for a child that he only believed was his own.
I'm very quick to tell ANY man who may have even a SMALL doubt, NOT to sign SHIT if you don't think the child is biologically your child.
That includes bonding with that child.
And some may think that's cold hearted but the point is that once you build a bond with a child it's fucked up to just up and leave because you believed the child to be yours. It'd better to NOT bond with that child and to protect that child as well. It's not completely about the money but at the same time, its just WRONG to lie to a man about paternity when you KNOW you've had sex with other men.
DEAD. ASS. WRONG.
Fellas just wrap it up for your OWN peace.
@@imaniluvsu1 Hey that's smart everyone looks alike before their features start to show lol I told my brother to still get a d.n.a test even though my niece is his twin! gotta be careful out here👀
@@imaniluvsu1 if you sign with full knowledge knowing that wasn't your child it makes you fully responsible but if you sign the birth certificate not knowing you were not the father which means that you would have to take the person to court and to not be financially responsible.
WHEN SHE RAN INTO THE WALL IM DEAD 😂😂😂😂🤣 XD
I love how these people are willing to humiliate themselves on live TV for our entertainment. Gotta love it lol. 😂😂😂
Now they'll have a reason to call him young child support I like what the title said he impregnated a whole town LOL
He said VCR repairman 😂😂😂😂💀
I'm laughing at her laughing she is falling out 🤣🤣🤣
6 minutes into the video and I forgot that I was actually watching an reaction video. Lol
17:14 the only stepping that she's doing is stepping out of the house with her things because she is evicted
9:44 Them gifs had me dead!! 😂
Hah, he still wears the headphones like that. Used to watch you as a kid and laughed my ass OFFFF
Idk what’s funnier
Beyond Scared Straight
To Catch A Predator
Or
You Are (Not) The Father
You just brightened up my day BHD
When these girls be running the only thing I could think of is “she a runner she’s a TrackStar”
Lol same
Her skin is gorgeous!!!!
Another day, another not the father compilation I love it
"Of all people, why would they want you?"
Me: LMFAOOOOOOOOO 🤣😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
12:22 I'm surprised blast didn't laugh first lol
Man, this dude makes the funniest thumbnails ever XD
"Female man bear" 🤣🤣🤣
The last one is where the woman in the bodysuit had been on Maury before, she was really fat that first time, like if I remember 10 years. This time the man is her husband and he was having an affair with the women who ran off stage. That woman is her daughter and she said he got her pregnant. She really wanted him to be the father. Husband and her daughter did a reveal on Maury about the affair. Bodysuit use to weigh around 400lbs, I think. I believe she had been cheated on by another guy on her first appearance and she lost like half the weight. That's why she wore the bodysuit. I don't know why that had stood out to me.
I like these kind of video compilations better because it adds a bit of a mystery part to the video. Keep it up man.
I mean for a "you are the father" and "you are not the father" is what you could try and kind of try to say what you think as a video idea.
Damn the homie got the whole town pregnant, no wonder my cousin hasn’t been feeling good, she’s 13 😁
11:42 LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
I’m all here for this man’s evil laugh if not for anything else. Also the female with him is cute and adds to his insane personality. OMG He’s the black Dr. Evil. Why didn’t I realize this before?! 😂😂😭😭
When they hit the look at the baby node and eyes Maury that's his child!!! And then the baby not his 🤣😂
BHD needs his own talk show
Damn thought my goofass was the first here 🤣🤣🤣
I don't know about anyone else but the chick in this video is beautiful, and those eyes of hers, damn it gives me goosebumps 😍!
That laugh at 4:20 Definitely made me believe you 😂😂😂 IYKYK
BHD, if I ever get the chance to meet you I will have to buy you a beer. Your just too damn funny and the kind of person I wish I was friends with.
I would be his friend, but I won’t help him with his freak nasty shit
Unless it’s going on CZcams that is, WITHIN REASON
My boy Blast dont give af and I am here for it lol
Hi blasphemousHD 😎 I'm happy you had a job by the way brother 😎👍
The VCR repair man? That's a p hub plot if I've ever heard one
Ha lol plz do more with the home girl good reaction combinations
Bro I haven’t seen a BHD video In like 2 years. You looking good bro glad to see everything going good glad to be back 😂😂
I hope you'll do more reaction videos with your beautiful lady sidekick. Her reactions fantastic like yours, Mr. BHD sir. And she's got fit legs and nice skin, that goes with your wonderfully bright bold head and the forehead. Whaat...am I saying?!?! LMAO!
When they run off stage I call it the you ain’t shit run of shame
They need to have the side where the Women run off blocked. So the same energy the crowd gave the guy she can get. Lol
1:44 my attention to detail is too great I am sorry I looked
Between bhds stories and her face are priceless lol
Man these are the best blast has done keep up the good work
The best commercial ever by BHD ahahaha, liking now, BOOP
I want to know how many times these guys really were the father and Maury said we're going to say you're not the father for dramatic effect
What???
Omg his story is hilarious 😆😭💀🤦🏽♀️
40 wings.!!! 😂🤣😭😅
The title got me "paint the town pregnant" 😭😭😭🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣
13:01-13:04 Look up Skinwalker sounds. It sounds almost exactly like that...or a FNAF jumpscare.
"...why does that baby look drunk?"
I've seen that clip multiple times, never noticed that. He does look drunk.
The GIFS had me dying!🤣
Can’t handle the child support 😂
You and this VCR repair guy story 😂😂😂
Randy done got fit.
Yoo why did the thumbnail almost made me think it was real lmaoooo
You had every chance to call this "Painting the town bred."
17:28 god I love Urkle.
I used watched maury over here.yes we had maury over here in the😂🇬🇧
That thumbnail of your face in the back lol
They boo the men but really the woman is spreading her legs to other guys while with someone and can't tell who the father is. If you want a specific person to be the father then only be with that person. And what really sets me off is a woman that says she can't pick who she wants to be the father. Like seriously? If you keep your legs closed and be with only 1 guy
LMAO...love you both..made my day
12:59
Praise Break
Thanks for telling us that story at the beginning. I love you dad.
she looking at BHD like "you aint shit"🤣
We love the show, "Maury"
Chick with high cheekbones: sad and pissed
Fat Joe: well shit
Skinny guy with the ponytail: NANI?!?!?!
That man was ready to kill her. “WE ARE DONE!!”
"She was smashing the VCR repair man" 🤣🤣☠
When they said until death, you’ll soon realize your actually setting a goal.
Imagine bhd's exes watching his videos nowadays
They definitely do
Nothing more amusing then this except for BHDs reactions
Some random lady: “the baby is yours!!!”
**BHd sees baby**
BHD: “the baby looks asian.”
The pics and gifs he used for this video is too funny🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cool
After the whole Chavez thing I can't believe any of his stories
This man has been my childhood and is still a lively CZcamsr to come back to. Anyone remember furry force?
The gifs in between clips kill me lol these Maury videos are my favorite.
This channel is dope. Keep it up bro. It’s like uplifting to watch these messed women get a taste of their own medicine. We use to watch this at work and when the guy was not the father, we would all get up and high five. Good times!!!!!!
I can’t tell if someone mentioned this because there are a lot of comments but the one with the “bear” woman was actually the wife of the man who was tested as the father, the girl that ran off was her daughter who has been sleeping around with her stepdad, so yeah mama got a right to be super mad (BTW love your channel dude, you crack me up)
i know someone on the show, they have to either run off stage or drop to the floor there are alot if rules. amd some of the mothers are crying because their kids are attached to these men or at least know them as dad and it confuses them. i feel terrible for the children!!! especially ones who are taken care of by the father and turns out they arent thiers
4:00 AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT
13:31 Holy crap it’s female Urkel!
12:46 bruh in the background XD
Also for the story at 23:05 that man is the husband of the woman in the black and silver outfit (who was never a man she just lost a ton of weight and old) and is the step father of the girl in blue. He slept with his step daughter (who he's known since she was I think ten) and they were on the show to see if the baby was his. Luckily it was not
This show and Jerry Springer made me glad I don’t have kids or made mistakes til this day.
@23:11 that was a Woh-man and that outfit all I have to say is DAMN!
-13:01
How did he end up by pressing play/pause at the same time?
I am an old white woman and I’m sitting here laughing my head off at this guy!!! Sir you are hilarious
Dawwwwwwg I Love Your Life Man 😭🔥🔥😭
Blastphamous, I owe u a beer. I just broke up with my ex and I feel so much better, cheers! 🍻