You Are / Not the Father (Black People Version) REACTION!
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- You Are / Not the Father (Black People Version) REACTION!
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BlastphamousHD TV2 hmmmmmmmmm
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Go skydiving if you get 2.5 million subs
3:56OH NOOOOOOO
Everyone boo’s the guys who say they aren’t the father, until they prove it. It’s clear the whole “innocent until proven guilty” thing isn’t at play here
This is America
Lol too bad the man is w trying to get out of paying child support & the woman is trying to get the best dude with some money, the best job & home out of her other dudes to get him to pay child support lol
@@gfilmer7150 My take on the song:
this is America
even for the ones that kill
even for the one that deal
this is America
guns in my area
I got a strap I gotta carry em
IDK.... DON'T ASK ABOUT THE PART
I stab you in the d*ck with a pixie stick
and eat hot grits out of a baseball mitt...
whisper yes I know that copied f*ck it and kill him fast so he will tell a word
I made a chicken eat a chicken
and put them in the purge
Call MXR Plays cause a panda is touching my no-no square
Joshhub said DON'T TOUCH MY NO-NO SQUARE
......don't touch me there pleeeeeease :'(
if a woman dies from pregnancy can you press charges on the baby????
you have fresh puke in your stomach all the time
don't throw up remember Temperance
Yes I am only a bill and I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill
it's a long, long journey to the Capital City
It's a long, long wait while I'm sitting in committee.
"Guilty until proven innocent"
@@deadplthebadass21 wtf 😂
Imagine being the kids
especially when they get older🤦🏽♂️
I can't it would be a who's the baby daddy showdown 😂😆
I was that kid
@@jsdaking7659 I grieve for you!
I be 🙂🔫
Bruh why they booing the one dude that was CHEATED on lmao
80% female audience☝🏽
Because feminism, double standards and because everyone believes that when there’s a argument between a man and a woman that the man is to blame
They boo at whoever doesnt agree with the 1st person
@@Catgurlz2YT who are usually women
@@Upbeat096Rhythm lol aint my fault
No one at all in the history of man kind: Blastphamoushd:”his hair got so much bounce to it”
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
I like how the females in the crowd be booing the men when they come on and after they hear "You are not the father!" they get real quiet
It’s men too
It’s both
@The Jacksons 1976 no you’re incorrect. Realistically it’s both.
You’re misinformed.
@The Jacksons 1976 have great weekend
@@lavendergold6379 big facts.
In their face
Another thing I hate when the guy is proven he's the father the girls get in his face screaming if the guy is not the father the girl runs but she gets comfort by mory. Why doesn't the guy get comfort by mory
mory
He ain’t trynna slide in no male cheeks my guy 😂😂
Because men aren't as valued as women
I'm not saying guys should get comfort. I'm saying they treat genders rly differently in the show and I hate it >:(
Because gender rights have no place on Maury, apparently.
Let's gooo 2 Part of You are/not the Father😂😂👍👍✌
With white people
This what been waiting for my boyz get your Snackssss
Who been here since the OG days. People don't even know about his other account :(
I do
I do
I remember his gaming channel
I remember his old channel.
*Sigh* I remember when he was in his apartment, he's grown died and been reincarnated
If BHD shows up on the Maury show with some woman's children named Twizzums, Edit that out, Hot Cheetos and Let's do this for a paternity test, My life will be complete😁❤️😀💕
Same
@Eric Moore Jr. 😂 😂❤️❤️❤️😂😂
@Jonathan Jackson I'd TAPE that episode that would totally take up the whole hour:) Half of them would have to be NOT, though, so we can watch him dance! And Dr. J and KT have to be on the big screen yelling at the girls about how Hot Cheetos looks more like White CHEDDAR Cheetos or Twizzums looks like Twizzlers!! Now I want them to do a skit like YESTERDAY!
@@jemofthe80s18 that's the best thing I've seen today 😂♥️😂 Thanks again ❤️
@@jonathanjackson4136 Ha ha ha, no problemo:):):)
"Oh shit Tyga fell off" had me dying so hard lmfao😆😭
Bruh I was laughin when I saw this at work and my coworkers looked at me like I was crazy😂😂
Ladies, get in a committed relationship. Handle your "daddy issues" prior to dating so you'll learn how to love a man.😔
Yeeeeppp. Relationship wont work out if ya dont figure out how to handle your own problems.
*_BHD looking more like a caramel covered Terry crews every video._*
Maury be like
Girl: Yeah, I slept with like 2 other guys, but he shouldn't be denying my baby
That's the mindset of some females today
The little interview they have before they come out is such bad acting it’s comical 😂
I laughed so hard when you said she looks just like the cousin! I wish someone in the audience would have yelled that. That would have been the best! 🤗🤗🤗
When will the crowd wait till after the reveal instead of jumping to conclusions and booing when the guys walk in?
everyone is against the man
Or woman, goes either way
Ngl, the crowd looked to be full of hopeless virgins and blindsided feminists.
Its scripted....
@@aguywithrandomconvictions5302 and the show is pussy me . Even if its not your kid as a man you claim the child as yours until further notice. My dad didn't know who his real father was but the fact that he reached out and claimed him anyway was a respectable action.
Bruh I'm sitting waiting with a smile on my face fo dat you ARE ...NOT THE FATHER Maury with that long ass pause
“oh tyga done fell off” LMAOOO
im lowkey crying to that rn
2:40 Y'all hear that. He wants everybody to send him hair conditioner to his po box hehe
He looks like a cross between, Chris brown and Justin Bieber.
That’s an insult even for that dude and the other two involved in that mix lol
Chris bieber or justin brown 😂😂
8:58 calling him a blueberry, you a whole grapefruit, whatchu mea-🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I snorted when he said, "It's like a reverse lottery ticket"
Why do they always boo the dude
We are instantly the problem and the woman are angels
4:36 Wait, he already had a ring?
Was this just an elaborate scheme to get a TV proposal?
Why are they always yelling at the camera?! Lmao
That's exactly what I want to know.
The camera have something to do with it.
Joking
Imagine the camera men's face every time they get too close to them while yelling at the top of their lungs
😂
First you know you been on this show 12 Times that's why they call you young child support
Cause he be getting the to “Spread it”
I almost fell off my chair
Yo!!! I lost it when he paused and said “OH SHIT Tyga done fell off” 😂😂💀💀
The dude's always have the worst excuses ever
Example:
Girl: that is your baby
The dude: that's not my baby, he don't even lay down like me look-🤸🤸🤸
Fo' real tho ,like how you gon' say the baby don't look like you physically , i look nothin' like my dad and he still my real daddy , we really took a D.N.A test and i was fo' real his son and that's that
Shaun Connally True but if the child legitimately looks so different that you gotta take a test to see if it’s yours then it raises suspicion
Sometimes it skips generations. I look like my cousin
Well I mean you can say the same thing about the females then.
Girl: look, you and the baby look exactly alike, look here, look here, look here!!!
And those usually the women who cheated
"Its like a reverse lottery ticket" WOW......that's the most accurate description I've heard from any problem
*picture of baby pops up*
BHD: "How he got a unibrow already?"
Me: *WHEEZE*
this crowd is a different breed of emotions
Maury: You are the Father!
Me: Good excuse to smoke weed and cocaine.
The background music is such a vibe ✨
I love the slick comments about the “tyga” dude😂😂
I found your channel today thanks to the recommended. I subbed. I love commentary and your facial expressions. I love it when Maury says "It was an honest mistake". What? How the duck can it be an honest mistake banging another guy?
You should react to this guy calls himself the Nostalgia Critic. He reviews movies and he is really funny.
Yeah he the best
Ehhh after all that controversy involving him and Channel Awesome... I wouldn't recommend it.
@@blackmajima what controversy?
@@doryanburlison6998 Employee abuse and unjust firings. Their CEO is a jackass, too.
“Like a Reverse Lottery Ticket”
- BHD 2020
The dude in the first clip looks like whoopie goldberg
14:52 Black Tiger King
This Mark's the return of BHDS eyebrows
3:52 and 14:17 dude that was literally the most unexpected thing ever😂😂😂😂😂😂
14:22: when you see a cockroach in the middle of the night and you get real scurred
Watch the baby when they reveal the first one, it looks like he can't believe it either.
How do you NOT know who the father of your child is wtf😂
Blastphamoushd “Oh Damm Tyga fell off” Legend
Literally died of laughter when he said that.
Never forget on this show a dude did a amazing back flip after being told he was not the father
11:31 why does the baby look like Randy, is it only me 😂
Cortnee talks like dora the explorer at the beginning
@14:47 Blast you wrong as hell for that!! 😂😂😂
“Ayo Tyga done fell off” nigga I almost choked on my food 😂😂
The heck is they yellin for in the interview
Bruh you always got me dying 🤣 “so what’s your bets that he’s not the father? I’m gonna say 80/20 I’ll put 10 bucks on it”
Bhd's laugh cures cancer.
Calling a baby a bastard what time are we in 😂 15:44 and what does it remind me of game of thrones
maurice's black guy instincts, he ran as soon as he heard 'you are the father'
I haven't watched Maury in years and I swear it got more extra
I couldn't stop laughing at 0:07??🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💯
That girl at 5:00 made me laugh cause her voice cracked so much while she was yelling
Soooo nobody gonna talk about how this mans put down a 100$ bill then flipped it over just to put his knee down?💀💀💀 at 4:27
2:03 IS THAT TPINDELL?!?!?!
look at the back of his head
18:00
He sounds like Donald Duck laughing. 😂😂😂🤣🤣
That last dude was SHOOKETH! 😂😂😂😂
Why do Antonio look like Blasts Dad
I wish that second girl spoke a bit louder, I couldn’t really hear her
Hey man I love your channel, I watch it when bored or being dragged down by my depressive episodes and it always picks me back up to continue my day, so thank you for your energy man i love it
I remember watching Blast after school back when he had that apartment its really awesome to see how far you have bossed up man. You earned it all. Twizzums
If there was any question, like you cheated on me but it's still my baby, I ain't marrying you. You get child support and I'll try and take care of the kid, but I personally owe you nothing if you go sleep around like that.
Last time I was this early dr girlfriend was up here
I felt that. 😞
Every read that one comment that just feels too soon but isn’t too soon at all...
Chill XD
4:59 , This man looks like one of my classmate's older brother XD
Hilarious, I love how they fall out every time 🤣🤣🤣
Bruh the second girl sounds like Dora and why is she yelling like she’s reading a script
Wouldve been better if adam wasn’t actually adam junior’s dad
0:13 the angle of his head is so smooth and round and shiny it proves the earth is not flat
At 6:39 made laugh so hard “ bro why that look like his cousin haha haha
things that blastphamoushd says:
TWIZZUMS! NEVER SCARED!!!
All the girls on here are so loud and their voice is annoying af, why they gotta be rude to everyone tho? They went there to find out if they’re the father so why they gotta shout at the audience and the host? And get so close to the man, showing themselves up? Dayum man
Reason:Women think they're powerful on shows like that because it's television and not "reality". Cuz without those cameras rollin', those women were gonna get hit.
Those yellow pajama pants and the "Tyga done fell off" comment got mi belly aching!😂
Man romeo was like I’m tired as fuk I’ll keep it real wit yall
Yall always gotta make it about gender they boo whoever disagres with the 1st person yall just saw the end of the stick
Everyone booing the guys and cheering the girls. When they are the father, the women up in their face yelling at them but when they aren’t the girls hide and cry that they got caught cheating. Like bruh, you willing to do this on tv and you cry when you get caught. Sorry this is just an annoying thing I’ve noticed.
Women run the world...especially on TV shows like this.
NormallyMute 01 it’s so annoying they jump to conclusions and start booing then act surprised when Maury says “You are not the father”
8:59 Big blueberry LMAO😂😂😂
The guys have to stand there and take it afterwards while the women run like the cops are coming
IKYFL! HE MARRIED HER?! UH UH
Okay but the baby looked just like J.R.
BHD, when you gonna react to Hazbin Hotel?
Yep at some point he gon' have to do it
14:20 he felt it when he said U ARE THE FATHER
17:07
I love how BHD said “Why don’t you use a CONDUM, man!” When HE (“Tyga”/ J. R.) SAID HE USED PROTECTION in 14:58! Now mind you, even if you use protection, there’s still a chance that even if you do “it” ONLY ONCE, the kid may still be YOURS and not ANYONE ELSE’S! I learned that in biology class I think, in high school!
Edit: these are still enjoyable, just wanted to make sure you knew what I heard! And what I learned while watching these and what I learned in class!
Hope these kids get the care they need
4:48 omg the little girl is so cute 🥺
“He called my son a bastard!” Yeah, technically, since they aren’t married
I’m always rooting for the guy to not be the father just to prove the crowd wrong
Can't say I blame you, the guy 9/10 is seen as the bad guy before the test come in.
I was just as surprised as bhd when Maury said that one dude was the father 14:26 LMAO. I see child support in his future lol.
Dude got the Queen Latifah “ladies first” hairstyle 😂😂😂
16:45 why homie get up like Maury was finna say "You are not the father" lmao.
Yoooo I said he looks like Tory lanez as soon as he walked out 😂💀
Maurice: *makes fun of everyones hair*
Also Maurice: *bald*
Nice video as always blast, thought it was funny, you never fail to make me laugh.
"a thousand million percent sure" , wow
People: Watching it for normal reasons
Me: AWWWW! That baby is so cute! XD