30 Classic Would I Lie to You? Tales | Volume.1 | Would I Lie to You?

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  • New to Would I Lie to You?. Start with these 30 classic WILTY tales! Though let's be honest, this list could go on indefinitely. Which tantalising tales would you like to see in Volume. 2?
    Would I Lie to You? is the hit BBC panel show where two teams of celebrity guests try to figure out whether their opponent's ridiculously far-fetched statements about themselves are true or, in fact, a lie.
    Featuring inimitable host Rob Brydon with lightning-quick team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack.
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  • @jaybestnz
    @jaybestnz Před 8 měsíci +189

    The comedy timing of "so how long did it take to recover?" was amazing.

  • @wolfen1101
    @wolfen1101 Před 8 měsíci +622

    "Oooo...they've not used Fuji." 🤣

    • @TheGreyAreaBetween
      @TheGreyAreaBetween Před 8 měsíci +11

      Funny thing is I've been doing the same thing for the past 7 years, but I don't use fuji either, just another type of the same kind of thing.

    • @happivaras
      @happivaras Před 8 měsíci +4

      ​@@TheGreyAreaBetween
      No you haven't.
      And Fuji 9 isn't used in extraction's.

    • @happivaras
      @happivaras Před 8 měsíci +5

      The "special light" asked about by Gabby is a UV light NEEDED to cure Fuji 9.
      So I call bullshit.

    • @TheGreyAreaBetween
      @TheGreyAreaBetween Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@happivaras Also, who the fuck said anything about extractions? I have no intention of extracting my teeth. I've had to patch a few, but I'm not pulling them out. I'm not insane. That shit would hurt like hell without the local anaesthetic the dentists can inject you with, and that stuff isn't something I've looked for online. You can fill holes in teeth and crown teeth eve with half broken with what I have, but you can't make a whole false tooth, at least I've not been successful in attempts to fill a gap that has maybe 1% of a tooth left. Other than that, it's worked perfectly.

    • @happivaras
      @happivaras Před 8 měsíci +3

      @@TheGreyAreaBetween "I genuinely had an extraction yesterday" said Lee Mack. To which Bob said, "Oooo they haven't used Fuji 9".
      That's Who the fucksaid it.

  • @vonwux
    @vonwux Před 8 měsíci +623

    I've lost count of how many times I've heard Kevin's story about renting a horse, never fails to put a smile on my face when things aren't great.

    • @dej71
      @dej71 Před 8 měsíci +24

      a horth

    • @forallthestupidshit3550
      @forallthestupidshit3550 Před 8 měsíci +4

      "The guy's name was...The guy was... The guy wasn't there!"

    • @realPenrodPooch
      @realPenrodPooch Před 8 měsíci +15

      "NO!!! ....... YOU KEEP!!!!!"

    • @Slaphappy1975
      @Slaphappy1975 Před 7 měsíci +4

      I stop and watch it every time I come across the story 😂

    • @DannyEastes
      @DannyEastes Před 7 měsíci +6

      Kevin's horse story and Adil Ray's Bradford university story are classics that make me laugh every time

  • @PhilScott23
    @PhilScott23 Před 7 měsíci +125

    "Delicious means very tasty" gets me every time 😂😂😂

  • @rfbennett2
    @rfbennett2 Před 6 měsíci +80

    You CANNOT convince me that "Well, it's German sense of humor" is not peak comedy

  • @realPenrodPooch
    @realPenrodPooch Před 8 měsíci +178

    Bob Mortimer is the most delightful functioning lunatic I've ever come across. The more absurd the story, the more certain you can be that it's true. He is a marvelously ridiculous man. And I challenge anyone to name his match.

    • @vickywitton1008
      @vickywitton1008 Před 7 měsíci +9

      You are so right!

    • @bobbarbsokalski5005
      @bobbarbsokalski5005 Před 6 měsíci +21

      We do beg your pardon but we are in your garden

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG Před 6 měsíci +9

      Claudia Winkleman is up there, but not quite at Bob's level.

    • @happivaras
      @happivaras Před 3 měsíci +1

      Such an accurate description of Bob's stories. 😊😅😂

    • @realPenrodPooch
      @realPenrodPooch Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@happivaras Thank you. 😁

  • @dragonaffliction23
    @dragonaffliction23 Před 8 měsíci +248

    I just love Greg's face after Bob pulls the apple. Gets me every time.

    • @mrjamofaka
      @mrjamofaka Před 8 měsíci +6

      I often have WILTY on in the background, that is one bit I always look at the screen and try and catch

    • @Atsom655321
      @Atsom655321 Před 8 měsíci +8

      The look of anticipation on his face when he's going "do it! do it!" is priceless as well😄

    • @steoneste
      @steoneste Před 4 měsíci

      I've just done it. I'm munching it right now as I'm typing. Feel well proud 😂

    • @LivesInLibertyCity
      @LivesInLibertyCity Před 3 měsíci

      It killed me when Lee said to Rob "Does your Wife like Cricket?"

  • @Deimonik1
    @Deimonik1 Před 8 měsíci +97

    The horse story gets me every time.

    • @24magiccarrot
      @24magiccarrot Před 7 měsíci +9

      It gets me too, but only for 25 minutes then I need a break.

  • @silverstreaker9727
    @silverstreaker9727 Před 8 měsíci +212

    Professor Brian Cox and the others in tears over Kevin Bridges' horse story is so cute! Their subsequent looks of disbelief are hilarious 😄

    • @sera2775
      @sera2775 Před 8 měsíci +2

      I wince when Holly makes a comment, she is a student amongst masters in this ep

    • @Valhal1337
      @Valhal1337 Před 8 měsíci +4

      That is without a doubt one of the funniest beside most of Bob Mortimer's

    • @mikewazowksi7938
      @mikewazowksi7938 Před 7 měsíci +17

      @@sera2775 she's literally hilarious stop being lame

    • @PatrickKelly-lz3pv
      @PatrickKelly-lz3pv Před 4 měsíci

      But the horse story was made funny by David Mitchel who did most of the talking

  • @Bigk-ft8nq
    @Bigk-ft8nq Před 7 měsíci +41

    As someone living in Bulgaria the second I heard the Horse story. I knew it was true hahahah

  • @steoneste
    @steoneste Před 4 měsíci +14

    I've just split an Apple apart. I seriously did it and I feel so proud. Thanks Bob for making me try.

  • @baab4229
    @baab4229 Před 8 měsíci +212

    I love how they give most of the guests believable stories but David and Lee get the most ridiculous stories that everyone can tell off the card is a lie but everyone has fun watching them try to sell it as true.

  • @TwoWholeWorms
    @TwoWholeWorms Před 8 měsíci +104

    Claudia Winkleman is built for this game, as her rambling delivery sounds like she's making it up as she goes along even if it is true. xD

    • @Qam001
      @Qam001 Před 7 měsíci +8

      I thought that at first, but I've sussed her out....I think. She overdoes it, and you realise it's the opposite of what she's trying to achieve.
      So if it's a true story, she will make it out as if she's lying by deliberately stumbling and (in my opinion) an unconvincing way of looking for words. I knew her story about the pram and its outcome just by how she was behaving. Letting Steve give her a word (showroom) and thanking him for it. It becomes obvious once you know what to look for.
      Edited due to typo

    • @sws212
      @sws212 Před 7 měsíci +6

      @@Qam001 cool story, bro.

    • @Qam001
      @Qam001 Před 7 měsíci +4

      @sws212 Thanks. Glad you liked it.

  • @melltenfys
    @melltenfys Před 8 měsíci +85

    Reginald "Delicious" is my favorite one by far, mostly because of how he keeps going with it and making things funnier lmao

    • @videogajima
      @videogajima Před 7 měsíci +1

      I HATE how they all look at him in that whole segment though lmao

    • @LivesInLibertyCity
      @LivesInLibertyCity Před 3 měsíci

      Oh and it's Darnell BTW 😂

  • @matttrafton2725
    @matttrafton2725 Před 8 měsíci +26

    Thank you U.K. This American loves WILTY. I'll even research episodes after a few months. Comedy gold.

  • @DocTwoEight
    @DocTwoEight Před 8 měsíci +65

    The fact that there were multiple clips from the one with Richard Osman, Greg Davies and Bob Mortimer

    • @jatari7871
      @jatari7871 Před 8 měsíci +6

      Your sentence is incomplete.

    • @IWillHaveThePastaThanks
      @IWillHaveThePastaThanks Před 8 měsíci +8

      @@jatari7871 Your sentence is complete.

    • @jatari7871
      @jatari7871 Před 8 měsíci

      @@IWillHaveThePastaThanks ummm false.

    • @IWillHaveThePastaThanks
      @IWillHaveThePastaThanks Před 8 měsíci +5

      @@jatari7871 This sentence is compl.

    • @jatari7871
      @jatari7871 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@IWillHaveThePastaThankssorry! I read your 1st reply as "...incomplete." my bad :/

  • @runebel
    @runebel Před 7 měsíci +26

    Bob is quite mad, but very sweet and I absolutely love him

  • @peccatrix
    @peccatrix Před 7 měsíci +16

    Bob and the fucking dentistry bit kills me. I could picture it so vividly.

  • @kwilson116
    @kwilson116 Před 8 měsíci +61

    David has the best laugh when he finds something worthy of a laugh.

  • @jayropa
    @jayropa Před 8 měsíci +81

    You know it’s a good segment when Rob takes over the interrogation

  • @Shanindita179
    @Shanindita179 Před 8 měsíci +16

    I love when David started ranting devastatedly

  • @Handsomebitchonfire
    @Handsomebitchonfire Před 8 měsíci +9

    1:57:29 I’m not joking when I say this is the funniest interaction I’ve ever seen omg I actually luv that so much

  • @coop4476
    @coop4476 Před 8 měsíci +19

    11:21 Lee standing up was sooo funny I'm wheezing

    • @huzzzer6083
      @huzzzer6083 Před 7 měsíci

      I was choking from laughter throughout the whole video, this show is amazing.

    • @h311dr1p
      @h311dr1p Před 7 měsíci

      lmfao that got me too

  • @MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists
    @MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists Před 8 měsíci +10

    Henning When is so so funny 😂😂😂😂🏆🏆

  • @user-ox9ep9ki6h
    @user-ox9ep9ki6h Před 8 měsíci +19

    Haven't gone through the rest yet but the Ronnie Corbett one is a classic. When he dries his eyes and fumbles the glasses,, man it's can't-breathe-funny. RIP Ronnie boy, you were one of the greats. I imagine "Wok around the clock", Jimmy Carr v Jamelia, David Mitchell's bucket friend, Terry Wogan's pistol shot and at least one crazy Bob Mortimer story coming up?
    OK, finished watching. Guess there's picks for Volume 2. At least they had Reginald Delicious Hunter in this one. A true masterpiece.

  • @LPKelly380
    @LPKelly380 Před 7 měsíci +15

    Why does Mel never wear trousers that she wants seen on tv? This is the second or third program I’ve heard her say that on? 😂😂😂

  • @bobbarbsokalski5005
    @bobbarbsokalski5005 Před 6 měsíci +4

    Twisting equals tears😂😂😂

  • @karenellis3039
    @karenellis3039 Před 7 měsíci +10

    I love this show soooo funny 😂😂😂 shame we are loosing humour on TV …… this is my go to 😆 😂❤

  • @PastaRiiCe123
    @PastaRiiCe123 Před 7 měsíci +14

    The way Lee gets up and moves his chair after Miles says his shower story is true gets me every time 🤣🤣 (can't believe that bit wasn't included)

  • @John_Mack
    @John_Mack Před 8 měsíci +3

    The Apple trick was something my Uncle Herb used to do... brings back memories beyond 40 years.

  • @prakharjain9801
    @prakharjain9801 Před 8 měsíci +19

    I love how in this show every time there's good joke everyone just take a moment to appreciate it 👌

  • @vickywitton1008
    @vickywitton1008 Před 7 měsíci +3

    My favourite is the Bob Mortimer story, with the apple. I loved vs that man!

  • @lucacollins3313
    @lucacollins3313 Před 4 měsíci +3

    29:10 David's expression is priceless

  • @SkyBlue-cv8qb
    @SkyBlue-cv8qb Před 7 měsíci +3

    i didn't just watch two hours of WILTY clips, you did

  • @walmartsucks1995
    @walmartsucks1995 Před 8 měsíci +15

    Bob is made for this show 😂

  • @jacobbahr9316
    @jacobbahr9316 Před 3 měsíci +2

    4:46 the way Rob says 'Corleone' sounds like 'Coglioni' which is Italian for 'testicles'

  • @treehousekohtao
    @treehousekohtao Před 7 měsíci +4

    Bob is the master, but Kevin steals the show

  • @failuretolaunch4571
    @failuretolaunch4571 Před 8 měsíci +11

    The T-shirt one is absolutely hilarious. Steve's confusion was just great 😃😃

    • @decodolly1535
      @decodolly1535 Před 8 měsíci

      I'm still trying to decide whether he was genuinely confused or he's the best dead-pan comic I've ever seen.

  • @dissy1994
    @dissy1994 Před 26 dny

    A team of Dave, Claudia Winkleman, Rhod Gilbert against a team of Bob Mortimer, Lee Mack, and Greg Davies would be beautiful. I'd watch a 3 hour episode of it.

  • @gohumberto
    @gohumberto Před 4 měsíci +1

    Patsy Kensit's 40 a day cackling laugh all the way through Bob's Apple-tearing story.

  • @marc.a.herren
    @marc.a.herren Před 5 měsíci +1

    My aunt from England used to make trifle for Christmas. The most important ingredient was jelly, which came in perfect cube form, if you took them apart. ❤

  • @marienixon148
    @marienixon148 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Miles Jupp looks absolutely gorgeous here 😍

  • @Penquinn14
    @Penquinn14 Před 3 měsíci

    Every round Bob says something people could agree "That doesn't sound true but it just might be"

  • @icturner23
    @icturner23 Před 8 měsíci +7

    ‘Telling Tales’ would actually have been a good title for the programme.

  • @bingobongojingojongo
    @bingobongojingojongo Před 7 měsíci

    Were gonna need another one of these

  • @Drtruman
    @Drtruman Před 7 měsíci +7

    Lee does have a point with the 3 mammals question. I'd assume this was a GCSE Biology question, and my nephew recently showed me a GCSE Maths mock test paper and my head spun 50 different ways. Some of the stuff kids were doing was haaaaaaard. And it was definitely hard when I did it, and I'm 40.

  • @Darkstarkaizer
    @Darkstarkaizer Před 7 měsíci +3

    Wehn: German sense of humor:)

  • @Prakriti2041
    @Prakriti2041 Před 7 měsíci +6

    I've never seen the whombles but the example shown looked more like a bird.
    Even so a fictional mammal could still be argued to be a mammal.

  • @Dennis-555
    @Dennis-555 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Brilliant! Thanks for creating a new Wilty vid.

  • @shawnfuzy3191
    @shawnfuzy3191 Před 26 dny

    I had to look up what a wobble was. 😂

  • @johnhrussell4885
    @johnhrussell4885 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Oh Lord, I just love Bob Mortimer so much.

  • @AdamColl
    @AdamColl Před 7 měsíci +8

    So how long did Martin Kemp's recovery take?

  • @bendade5335
    @bendade5335 Před 8 měsíci +1

    "it's a brilliant program" fantastic

  • @davidevans3227
    @davidevans3227 Před 25 dny

    hennig always cheers me up 🙂 x

  • @antwoneatkins961
    @antwoneatkins961 Před 3 měsíci

    Mel G says no no to the producers, then apologizes to her partner and still does it.hahahah That's dedications to a bit.

  • @cowboyuniverse7258
    @cowboyuniverse7258 Před 7 měsíci

    A bit of wing! Dead Fly! 😂

  • @liamgbooth
    @liamgbooth Před 7 měsíci +1

    Ronnie missed a corker of a comeback with the first one: "No. It was a pyramid scheme."

  • @leet2762
    @leet2762 Před 3 měsíci

    My Scottish grandmother’s soup. Very easy. 1 cup of soup mix brought to boil in at least 6 cups of stock. Add ( to your preference) carrots, onions or leaks. Swedes,turnip,potato,celery whatever. I add a small handful of rice as I love a thick soup. Add pepper and salt.Bring to boil and simmer for as long as you want. If too thick add water as needed . I always blitz it but you can either eat it as you like. Obviously to be eaten with crusty bread and butter 😎

  • @ironwhy
    @ironwhy Před 8 měsíci +8

    Mel Giedroyc was sooo torn between attraction and embarassment when she "had to" lie down on Martin Kemp...

  • @victordevonshire807
    @victordevonshire807 Před 8 měsíci +14

    I knew that was true about the womble. Because it was so out the box and worthy of an A Pass.

    • @eddyblackmore4188
      @eddyblackmore4188 Před 8 měsíci +4

      As long as the question didn't specifically state 'give three examples of *real* mammals,' I'd say a womble is a perfectly acceptable answer, as are a unicorn and Batman.

  • @ingmarvanderhoek6314
    @ingmarvanderhoek6314 Před 3 měsíci

    Bob Mortimer...i cannot stop laughing.

  • @jhonatanpalencia5040
    @jhonatanpalencia5040 Před 7 měsíci

    The tumbs are used for gripping, not for ripping. Mind blown!

  • @pjay3028
    @pjay3028 Před 5 měsíci +2

    "Four sponge, durch, technik" surely?

  • @MrProjectmayhem
    @MrProjectmayhem Před 4 měsíci

    Really wish Joan said “it was a lie…. I have a full pint for breakfast”

  • @timtrainor9720
    @timtrainor9720 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Mortimore and Mitchel, Clash of the Titans.

  • @qwertyTRiG
    @qwertyTRiG Před 6 měsíci

    "Sorry, I missed the s" gets overlooked, I think.

  • @doodlefisher234
    @doodlefisher234 Před 4 měsíci +1

    You too, will be parting apples

  • @puppy2350
    @puppy2350 Před 7 měsíci +1

    "Is it true or is it a fly?"

  • @koalabitches
    @koalabitches Před 7 měsíci +1

    the fuckin horse story makes me die of laughter every time

  • @AudsVids
    @AudsVids Před 7 měsíci +3

    I love Patsy's laugh.

  • @redrob6026
    @redrob6026 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Ronnie Corbett was so funny, good little lad

  • @htngo9
    @htngo9 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Flies only have two wings (1 pair).

  • @kimhewer1479
    @kimhewer1479 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Ronnie corbett ❤❤

  • @shawnfuzy3191
    @shawnfuzy3191 Před 26 dny

    Oh, I loved Ronnie Corbit.

  • @omidata5507
    @omidata5507 Před 3 měsíci

    Oh, Henning ❤

  • @julielister7803
    @julielister7803 Před 8 měsíci

    Brilliant 🤣

  • @leung9401
    @leung9401 Před 2 měsíci

    Patsy Kensit is enjoying Bob Mortimer‘s Apple story so much…

  • @BKPrice
    @BKPrice Před 8 měsíci +1

    Imperial measurements? Nope. Metric system? No thanks. Mitchell-Mack? Hell yes!

  • @justingoldstein1577
    @justingoldstein1577 Před 7 měsíci +1

    What is a DIBBER 😂

  • @twilightingX
    @twilightingX Před 6 měsíci +1

    My son went from about 5.8 at 18 to 6.3 by 21

  • @mancman4bkk
    @mancman4bkk Před 8 měsíci

    Reginald Darnell Hunter . . . hilarious

  • @DD-sr9xm
    @DD-sr9xm Před 8 měsíci +6

    Anyone else, after watching this, ask their dentist about Fuji9 ??

    • @urbanpoodle
      @urbanpoodle Před 6 měsíci

      Texted a link of the clip to my dentist. Made a WILTY fan of him!

  • @rickysmyth
    @rickysmyth Před 6 měsíci

    "he found glasses the right prescription" HAHAHAHAH. Don't you hate laughter put in older tv shows?

  • @LivesInLibertyCity
    @LivesInLibertyCity Před 3 měsíci

    It stands for Darnell

  • @fjbvghjvv2291
    @fjbvghjvv2291 Před 7 měsíci

    would you rather a million dollars or all lee macks super powers?

  • @markreynolds1436
    @markreynolds1436 Před 3 měsíci

    Oaksnade was very special

  • @face_in_the_crowd
    @face_in_the_crowd Před 7 dny

    The absurd number Of ads makes this a hard watch. 2 ads per clip is a bit much.

  • @randomkilo
    @randomkilo Před 8 měsíci +1

    for future me when i watch this
    favourite bits
    1:07:30

  • @JLF201
    @JLF201 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Has there been a card that was written as a lie but ended up being true?

  • @Dzokhar
    @Dzokhar Před 8 měsíci +4

    But how long did it take your arm to recover?

  • @mibber121
    @mibber121 Před 7 měsíci +1

    i unironically do the chucking across the room thing. Works like a charm if ur iq isnt single digit

  • @AidanLikesWaffles
    @AidanLikesWaffles Před 8 měsíci +1

    tracklist?:(

  • @sidneypotter6284
    @sidneypotter6284 Před 8 měsíci +9

    Martin Kemp was pissed out of his skull 🥴🍺

    • @hogwashmcturnip8930
      @hogwashmcturnip8930 Před 8 měsíci +3

      And I don't believe the story .He may well have hurt his shoulder, but the rest was utter bollocks. I live in Spain, and the Health Service is not something from Willy Wonka. It puts the NHS to shame. Miniature ambulances and nurses lying on you? Really? What was he taking on Ibiza?

    • @illpee
      @illpee Před 8 měsíci

      I was thinking the same thing, his jaw was definitely going as well.

    • @Ace_Opal
      @Ace_Opal Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@hogwashmcturnip8930probably the same shit he was on when telling the story 😂

    • @shaynewest8757
      @shaynewest8757 Před měsícem

      ​@hogwashmcturnip8930 you do realise this is a comedy show and not actually some kind of game show where they're vying for a prize? Unbelievable!

  • @varunsharma3532
    @varunsharma3532 Před 5 měsíci

    2:11 nikal gayi mohe taat praai

  • @vagabondfeet
    @vagabondfeet Před 8 měsíci +6

    11:22 🤣🤣🤣

  • @danielikelman481
    @danielikelman481 Před 3 měsíci

    Claudia Winkleman is adorable

  • @davep8221
    @davep8221 Před 7 měsíci

    Coming up next, _Who Took the Cello_ ?

  • @BobMortimer-zn8dk
    @BobMortimer-zn8dk Před 2 měsíci

    Wowzar

  • @mikhaellevin3353
    @mikhaellevin3353 Před 6 měsíci +2

    No dignity if the Wombles are around 😆

  • @thejamminator
    @thejamminator Před 2 měsíci

    It REALLY annoys me when the audience laugh when Reginald Delicious Hunter says his dad's name is Homer. I don't know why it bothers me so much.