Pass Thru - The Cinema Snob
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- čas přidán 5. 07. 2020
- If there's green screen, narration, and conspiracies, it must mean The Cinema Snob is reviewing the 4th film from writer/director/star Neil Breen!
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lol ur right it does make it look like Mickael Bay movie lol that's seriously amazing and horrible too. lol just great just great
How old is that chair BTW?
16:32 SNOB!! YOU"RE IN THIS!?!?
Stoned Gremlin Productions mst3k joke we made it doc I mean mac 🤣
Snobby you have not done Twisted Pair yet? I could’ve sworn that was one you guys did. You gotta go for the grand slam with that next
"I am artificial intelligence from far in the future."
Yes, Neil. We *know.*
He needs to learn what those words mean before using them. Like, really. It makes none of this make any sense. I mean, I know that's why it's so funny, but damn... I want Neil to succeed at making movies.
What if he is though? What if Neil Breen is just a machine learning algorithm that got left on for waaaaaaaay too long and eventually achieved a bizarre and warped kind of sentience?
The most artificial of artificial intelligence
There’s medication for that.
Artificial? Yes.
Intelligence? Hell no
"Boy, Neil Breen can't get any crazier."
Neil Breen: "I have eliminated three hundred million humans."
Genocide and wacky fun in the new Neil Breen comedy!
Could you put it in human terms please? You future artificial intelligence speak is too advanced.
Neil Breen becomes Covid-19.
"...on the toilet!"
Would you say... #EyesOnBreen?
“The politicians with their secrets and corruption and stuff.” Perfect wrap-up of all Neil Breen movies.
*Its a quote from one of his other movies. Minus the and stuff*
Nova2512 it’s pretty much a quote from all of his movies.
There is two more left.
I can't stand "stuff!" All that "stuff" makes me SO UPSET!!!!
@@EmilyGloeggler7984 two more? I know about Twisted Pair, what's the other?
So I decided to Pass Thru this review and I am Here...Now. I said this before, but I will Double Down on my previous stance and say that my Fateful Findings suggest that all four Neil Breen movies reviewed here are two Twisted Pairs of films.
My brain hurts
👏what a spectacular statement👏
You are a Breenius
@@doomslayer3593 it does the hurtin' less when you don't do the thinkin'
All I have to say is damn…
Such a Tortured Crossing this journey has been.
The virgin Thanos snap vs the chad Neil Breen cleansing.
Lol 🐸
I sincerely believe Neil and Wiseau came from the same planet
Definitely
Rival planets, same system.
Forgot James Nyguan 🧐
I wanna party on that planet
@@randalgraves6979 nobody forgot about him, he wishes he was as good as the Great Neil Breen and the legendary Tommy Wiseau.
As much as I laugh, I can’t hate Neil Breen. His love and dedication for what he does has an almost odd purity to it
That’s probably point of his films. They are meant to be odd and his attempt to push a agenda whatever it is about environment, government corruption corruption, humans digging too deep into digital age, to basically pushing a religious tone like time he basically was jesus in one film.
My point is it’s hard to be mad at a man who simply wants to try better the world even if his messages is incoherent messes. He has heart to not to hide the fact he is pushing his personal beliefs like most religious films and tv shows that disguise their religious tone like manifest nowadays. He seems genuine and probably a nice but weird dude.
His dialogue always sounds like someone describing what a script would minimally consist of, rather than reading from some actual script. Instead of showing us how corporate news outlets can be corrupted, they just straight out announce "We are totes corrupt."
Storyboard: The Movie
I'm pretty sure that Neil Breen's life goal is to become a Magical Native American stereotype.
He could play NIghtwolf in the new Mortal Kombat movie...not very well, of course.
There's a whiff of Steven Seagel about him sometimes
@@TomMSTie1138 It's a shame how horrible Nightwolf is designed, to the point where even a master director/actor like Neil Breen cannot do him any justice!
@Brother Sanguinary damn, now that would be something else: “I am Apocalypse....Now” with Breen playing God, and Seagal playing Ninja-Jesus, vs “Corrupt Human Beings”
Neil could use Seagal’s Putin connection to get “Volunteer” Russian Actors to be in his movie, so his production costs are even closer to $100.
Just like Xavier the Renegade Angel.
Bravo for the "You're all from Nevada!!!" line, btw.
"My God, what are you doing?!"
Always a valid question whenever Neil Breen is involved.
Classic line from the Half Life scientist. 😹
I don't want to be mean but the main girl looks like a live action version of PS1 Lara Croft.
Yes another movie in the NBCU, Neil Breen Cinematic Universe.
A time traveling artificial intelligence God with psychic powers...
Neil Breen manages to play the whole damn SOS brigade by himself.
_"Wait, what about the normal guy of the group?"_
It's a Neil Breen film- _there _*_IS_*_ no normal guy!_
Wow the line deliveries from the actors (i use that term loosely) is just exquisite. Breen turned into a rocket you say. Maybe he needed a friend to the tiger so he went into space to find the bear that Lou Ferrigno threw from adventures of Hercules.
Riddle me this: how many people do you think have restraining orders against Neil Breen?
All of them.
A solid dozen at least 😂
Yes.
three hundred million
42
I still have that Our Universe book. While it hypothesized the existence of extraterrestrial life, it did not warn us about the Breen.
I've watched this review multiple times, but the line "...and he's magically Breen-screened in" always catches me off guard lmao
Okay so my personal theory is that Neil Breen is where the quaaludes went. All of them. They were disposed in Neil and all hit his system at once and he hasn't come down since.
This makes far too much sense to be the actual origin story of Neil Breen
13:42 I refuse to believe that this was some fancy editing trick and that Neil Breen does in fact have the power to slowly levitate empty food cans.
Residents of Vegas: is Neil Breen ok? He didn’t get Covid did he?! I want Neil to make a movie where Neil cures Covid with his conspiracy powers.
That would be hilarious!
Might want to ask if New Vegas is ok after having Neil Breen there
@@koenvandamme6901 maybe he's the grandfather of Mr House 🤔
@@cannibalbunnygirl This makes way too much sense.
Breen can destroy old laptops to cure the Covid.
So... does Neil Breen ACTUALLY believe he is an otherworldly being with AI cybernetics that has mass knowledge and psychokinetic powers, and just uses these movies as a ploy to live out his complex?
Is it sad that the new drone shots and absence of statutory rape have me reluctantly thinking that this is Neil Breen's "best" movie yet on the show?
Obviously Neil Breen needed to use less statutory rape and more human genocide to climb in the ratings. Good call.
Neil compensated for the lack of statutory rape by adding the genocide of 300 million people in all seriousness WTF is wrong with Neil Breen?
Statutory rape?
@@raymondleggs5508 I think it's a reference to Fateful Findings. It's been a while so I'm not sure.
@@anikmonette2140 Double Down and I'am Here Now also. Twisted Pair also kinda have the scene but it is borderline, so I say Pass Thru is the 'its all clean' of all Breenie movies yet.
Youre a weird dude
Finally a character in Neil Breen movie that finally gets it!
Classic
I'd kill for a live action Akira written by Neil Breen
I heard an interview with the main woman lead and she said that while working with Neil Breen they were constantly fighting and yelling at each other. She also said they’re were no lines to learn, that he would feel her lines on the spot. But she also kept calling him “genius”. Repeatedly. She wouldn’t go into details why they were fighting, but mentioned the “#metoo” movement in a passing comment. I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that they were probably fighting because he kept trying to convince her to sleep with him and she didn’t want to.
Probably more that he wanted to do a sex scene like in I am Here.... Now, or the naked posing like in Double Down and she didn't want to.
Half the reason these guys have for doing these ego projects is to get a valid excuse to creep on attractive women.
@@planescaped At the height of MeToo they were using it on guys who ordered the wrong wine. If she's not going to be specific then we have no obligation to believe the worst.
I’m also gonna guess he kept asking her to do sex scenes with him and she didn’t want to.
Neil Breen has become too avant - garde for his own good.
And, by "too avant - garde," I mean silly.
And, by "for his own good," I mean he ran out of drugs halfway during filming and started huffing aerosol cans for inspiration.
This is...bad?
Pfft, what nonsense!
He huffs empty tuna cans! Honestly, people!
Neil, we understand you want to use a drone in your next film, how many shots would you like to film?
Neil : yes.
He actually didn't use a drone; Neil shot the aerial footage himself while flying around in his rocket form.
@@koenvandamme6901 🤣🤣🤣
He's the kind of AI that would come about if we all chose to select the pedestrians when asked to spot the speed bumps on the recaptcha
Neil Breen truly is the Oliver Stone to James Nguyen’s Alfred Hitchcock.
damn right,get the coat hangers
Really?!? 🧐 Dammit !!! 😑😒
Light spelled backwards sounds like tile. “Til” would be lit. Wtf Neil breen?
Shouldn’t “light” backwards be pronounced “th-gil”?
SO theres a tiger in the film, and he seems to be a king to it..
"Hey look it's that guy again"
That's exactly what I say when I see a Neil Breen movie
Pro Tip: If you can't act, just yell. It'll totally mask your lack of talent.
Its how Judge Judy keeps her show.
MY COMMENT I AM WRITING NOW IS VERY FUNNY!
@@deadjuice1880 HAHA!! YOUR POINT IS MUCH CLEARER AND TRUE NO MATTER WHAT WHEN YOU YELL IT!!!
Well it works for the President
@@colinr0380 Orange
Man
Bad
So was Neil Breen originally a heroin-addict bum and then got possessed by an AI or was the AI for some reason doing heroin in the middle of a desert?
... Yes.
Yes I think he was a bum being possessed. I think something similar happens in I am here....now
Oh, I thought you meant IRL
@@lnfreeman yes
He tried to OD because he knew he was about to be in a Niel Breen movie
I genuinely hope that Breensploitation now becomes a thing
“I won’t hurt you.”
Gets smashed in the face with a rock.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Best part of the movie.
Made more hilarious with the punch sound effect.
I was really expecting a good ol' "cut to credits" joke there.
I love how, bat-shit crazy and non-sequitor, Neil Breens' movies are!
Mr. Breen, if you're reading this: Neil (may I call you Neil?), don't ever change. We... uh... love (?) you just the way you are. Keep doing what you're doing.
"Every time I see that red dot I think of the cashmere sweater from Seinfeld." I died 🤣
A Neil Breen movie: I bought a subscription for After Effects and goddamit, I'm going to use it!
Neil Breen: the modern Coleman Francis.
Night train to mondo fineeeeee.
Night train to the eeeeend.
Broken laptop on the moon. How did it get there?
@@KingPK "These are all just random phrases, Folks!"
I can't tell who is worse neil or coleman
This movie is too violent for kids.
They need to replace the guns with walkie talkies!
Would people getting murdered by walkie talkies make it even more violent?
RIP E.T.
This movie puts Ed Wood films to almost being respectable.
IDK.... Neil at least doesn't cut from day to night, and then back again and expect you not to care. He's pretty damn terrible though.
Don't give him ideas about cross-dressing in his next film.
@@johnt.campbell316If that's all there was, than it outweighs to what we got NOW.
Honestly, Neil Breen’s movies aren’t… good. But there’s something so incredibly endearing about them. This guy is clearly putting his all into it and is passionate about what he’s doing. Never stop Neil, never stop.
I love how all the "trash" has been rinsed out.
"Breen screened in..."
Bravo, Snob... Bravissimo!
23:05 - Aurora borealis?! At this time of year, in this part of the country, localized entirely in your closing shot?!
Cinema snob: Gold
Cinema Snob reviews Neil Breen: Gold on Gold
Shine on Neil breen, you crazy deranged diamond! You keep on trucking you beautiful madman you.
I'm I the only one who thinks that Neil Breen should be Captain Planet in a live-action movie of Captain Planet?
Fantastic movie idea
The dialogue is astounding 😂
Brad never stops being absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂
Neil Breen and Cinema Snob are truly comedy gold!
You got to love The Cinema Snob's signature outfit, and his signature armchair.😎💺
So this movie is about a guy whose name is technically Light, who possesses an otherworldly power with the ability to kill anyone he chooses, and who uses said power to committ global genocide against all those he considers to be deserving of said fate in an attempt to create what he believes will be a more ideal society? Never thought we'd get to see Neil Breen's Death Note, but I guess here we are.
Gotta appreciate this man's dedication to providing content for Brad to skewer on the Internets.
23:10-23:15 Has me thinking Neil is about regenerate into Tyler Perry ( I would say Tommy Wiseau but that was he's previous incarnation)
I wanna see a Breen/Wiseau buddy cop movie.
Neil and Tommy's Adventures in Balloon Land
Oy Vey! He’s in Las Vegas! I hike through half of his locations!! 🤦♂️
Pass Thru is a sprawling 90 minute epic. An avant gard masterpiece where nothing makes sense and sensory deprivation sets in before the halfway point. By the end you feel like a space alien yourself. A one of a kind experience
Bias and prejudice are nouns. Added this to the imdb goofs. Also added a few quotes on a few of his films…
"Thanks pretentious Hitler!" ROTFL :) :D :D
i think all 4 of Neal Breen is the same exact move, made in the stiall of clue optional this could have been, but here's what really happened. except we still don't know what really happened. because he's from the same closet portal as Tommy Wasso. they need to team up and make some amazing something, that there both so great at interning confusion of. now that's epic lol!
Thanos was a Scooby-Doo villain all along: he just wanted to get his hands on real-estate he could develop.
Neil Been and his constant attempts to make a protagonist of a character who champions the Final Solution
you need to do a second review for all Neil Breen's movies to point out what you couldn't fit in the first videos... I live for these reviews
Breen Screened....That made me laugh WAY harder than I expected it to!
Neil Breen movie reviews are one of my favorite things.
I’ve been watching them all over and over again for like the past 2 months. Lol
ooh i genuinely adore night of the creeps, first saw it as a double feature with night of the comet (appropriately called' The Night Of The Night Of'). also, i now need to go on a neil breen deep dive
1:26-1:40 (Me too)
3:32-3:36 (He honestly does)
3:57-4:00 (I knew it)
5:26-5:37 (We all missed you sitting there)
7:10-7:15 (Makes sense)
8:12-8:17 (Put respect on Chester's name)
9:32-9:41 (🤣)
10:20-10:22 (That always seems to happen!)
11:26-11:33 (I'd do the same thing)
12:52-12:57 (Stone him!)
14:41-14:45 (Short answer: yes)
15:05-15:13 (Yeah you did!)
18:45-18:51 (If Hitler was reincarnated, he'd be that guy right there)
It's a haughty thing to think of oneself as the arbiter of justice with the power of life and death. But when Neil does it, it kind of seems quaint and charming.
it's about time that Cinema Snob came out the closet
and what could be the best way to celebrate this moment why watching a Neil Breen movies
You really gotta admire Breen's commitment to theme. Most people would have wised up by now.
Judging by all of his films , I would say that Neil has serious God complex issues .
you dont say? lol
Whatever gave you that impression 😂
That’s what happens when someone has confidence... still just as obnoxious.
Really? I was under the impression that he was a very humble man. Very down to Earth and aware of the plight of the little people.
@@manticorephoenix I dont know ,maybe the fact that he is a genocidal maniac pronouncing judgment on the human race 😄
Girding myself in preparation for more Breen. I can survive this.
One of the best films of all time. All of Breen's films are.
We have a saying on Romulus. Never turn your back on a Breen.
Only one left to review from Breen now
Can’t wait for twisted pair.
It's always a good day when Brad uploads new videos
All jokes aside - the fact that this exists is just amazing. In a good way.
This and *Space Cop* .
Thanks for the content Brad!
Glad to see you're back in your chair again. Make sure you don't break it, it wouldn't be a snob video without it. Great choice to come back with.
"You're weird."
Understatement of the year!
Oh my God I re-watched the reviews for the other Breen movies literally last week, I'M READY
I can't wait for the review of Soup for One
Some of your best work here Snob!
I would have immense respect for this movie if Breen’s name had been pronounced “Thigil” and they just claimed it was Scandinavian or something.
I’m gonna miss the shittin’ cup.
No lie, I woke up this morning having had a dream that Cinema Snob had reviewed Twisted Pair, and I was sooooo excited to watch it. Now I’m disappointed!
Ah. Nothing like starting my birthday off with a nice cup of Snob and a side of Breen.
I like how it's so easy to tell most of the movie he's in front of a green screen!🤣
I like how he’s completely still while talking about killing 300mil ppl bc green screen is hard
Classic Breen. Amazing work, Brad.
Atheists: There is no proof of God, Me: *Shows Neil Bren movies. SOULS SAVED
"You are now free of PTSD." 🤣
I would love an experiment, get 3 terrible, terrible film makers, say Wiseau, Breen, and some other chucklefuck, pair them with a studio and some experience producers and film makers and have them direct their insanity and see what they get. Don't go OP with the budget just about the budget of a standard indie
I want to see a movie collaboration with Tommy Wiseau, Neil Breen, John De Hart and James Nguyen! Could you imagine? 😃
As much as we may joke about our suBreen divine creator. His movies have a strong voice to them. As bad as they may be, one can clearly tell that Neil loves doing what he does. And they have a certain charm to them. And, unlike most big screen movies, his movies are entertaining.
His movies are entertaining, just not in the way he intended.
Oh, Neil Breen, the master of staying true to apolitical messaging while consistently delivering movies that are objectively bad on every level. We must applaud his unwavering commitment to keeping politics out of his work, even if it means subjecting audiences to an agonizing display of technical incompetence. Bravo, Neil, for reminding us that dedication to a message can sometimes overshadow pesky things like coherent storytelling and basic filmmaking skills. Keep up the "good" work!
From now on I will recognize "Breen Screen" as an official film making term.
I think this film might very well be Breen's "Gone with the Mind"