Biden Is Planning a White House Deep Clean
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- čas přidán 18. 06. 2024
- James Corden kicks off the show wishing everyone a happy first night of Hanukkah. After, he gets into the headlines, notably all 50 states certifying the results of the 2020 election, president-elect Joe Biden reportedly planning a deep clean of the White House and President Donald Trump taking notice of Rudy Giuliani's star witness in Michigan.
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Joe should scan the White House for listening devices as anything is possible with Trump
Triggered..
No, the SPYING was done by OBAMA AGAINST TRUMP... FACT!
No need, Kamala will do it. She’s going to be your president
@@rickpontificates3406 Yeah..but it ISN'T FACT! It is just more of tRumps paranoid delusions
@@w1tchmom No. Actually, IT IS FACT that Obama was SPYING on members of Trump's cabinet. In fact, Obama ALSO SPIED on the Associated Press, Dennis Kucinich, and reporter James Rosen. THOSE ARE FACTS!!
Bring in an elder from every Native American tribe and have them sage smudge every inch of the place.
And look the other way when they get near the portrait of Andrew Jackson that Spanky hung in the Oval Office.
@@TooBadThatDidntKillMe Yes, cringe worthy.
Totally my thoughts as well. Since I’m sure the windows can’t be opened for security reasons, they’ll need to get all the bad energy out with tons of sage and allowing doors to be open to allow those demons to escape😂
Not until it's been thoroughly scrubbed and disinfected! It's dangerous!
@@thatswhatisaid8908 yes, healthy air flow is important to allow chemical concentrates to be evacuated & for good continuous scrubbing of allergens like pollen, microscopic particles like viruses & whatever causes unpleasant odors... Clean room technology was designed to create particulate free spaces for silicon chip manufacturing: the clean room ideas can be modified for other spaces.
House plants can help recycle & increase oxygen in enclosed spaces too.
A deep cleaning at the WH is a MUST!!! Both literally and figuratively. Seriously.
With a flamethrower if needs be.
@@TooBadThatDidntKillMe Most definitely
The WH is infested due to COVID outbreak
When James said his mom cleaned the house before the cleaners came I felt that.
When you mom tells you to clean your room before guests come over.
Like gurl- why would they even go in there?!
I clean after them because I want it clean....
So did my mother and sadly me. LOL
Well you don't want someone coming in to your home and thinking that you don't know how to clean.
Lolol
Deep cleaned, scanned, exorcised and all that jazz.
☆☆☆all thaet jaezz☆☆☆
Exorcised
this deep cleaning should be the deepest clean physically allowed by modern science
😂
Hope that the exorcism won't hurt Giuliani too bad
Sweep for bugs. The Russian listening kind. Search them as they leave, and do an inventory, no telling what this gang of petty thieves might try to make off with.
A few days later...
*On eBay:*
Official White House Oval Office Flag and Pole.
Starting bid: $1,000,000.00
Buy it now: $10,000,000.00
Shipping: $500,000.00
Yes it should be deep cleaned, literally. With detergents/disinfectants, a little pest control here and there lol.
😎👍🏼
But... "..a little?"
🙈😆🤣
LOL PEST CONTROL
Get bob duncan up in here. Bob’s bugs begone is on the case 😎
I can’t believe I remembered the fkn name 💀
@@Lol-ch1zn FTGYHUJIKOL
LOL SO FUNNY HAHA ZERO BASIS ON WHAT YOURE FIGHTING AGAINST HAHA
Moms always clean before the cleaner comes.
That's the greatest description of Hanukkah ever. Give that man a space in the oxford dictionary
Wdym? He wrote the whole thing
If only they let us play Call of Duty in Hebrew School
Good to know.😂
@@TheSamwaldo I would play the hell out of that game.
“Its a little bit about light and a lot about us doing call of duty ** to them.”
Lmao
Edit: you guys should use ecosia, they use 80% revenue they get to plant trees in places trees are needed most.
_Call of Duty: Ancient Warfare_
It’s way too true
Using Ecosia already, and I get stupidly happy every time I reach a "new tree" in searches 😊
Less worried about Covid, I'd make sure the 'bugs' were all found.
exactly. putin has ears in the WH now.
They sweep the white house daily for listening devices. Won't be surprised to find out they find some though.
Ba dump bump bump lol
Ba dump bump trump
100%
"and I signed something saying that if I'm wrong, I can go to jail..."
Not if you're _wrong_ which you clearly are, but if you _lied_ which you may be doing.
He'll need several high-pressure garden sprayers filled with 99% isopropyl alcohol at the very least.
They're gonna have to scrub out the _Orange Skidmarks_
I don't sleep, and am so early for this video. Been binge-watching every late shows
I do that every night!
Like I do ;) which ones are you watching every day ? ✌
@@winxclubstellamusa same 😅
@@famousgoldentouch fallon, corden, kimmel, noah, colbert and more 😂
yep
That description of Hanukkah was the greatest thing I've ever heard. Ian is life! XD
Gotta clean off all of his orange tan crap off every surface
"The contamination is too widespread. I say we take off and **** the entire site from orbit... It's the only way to be sure..."
- Ellen Ripley
@trail riding you ain’t getting shit. Even if they wanted to, which they don’t, republicans run the senate. All’s Biden is gonna do is help China
#greatness lmao
And I thought my maths test was an impossible task...
*cheeto dust*
Authenticate all items and have the drug and bomb-sniffing dogs too!
James: "Hanukkah. Where we celebrate the Festival of Lights."
Me: "Instead of one day of presents they get 8 crazy nights?"
@@neurodivergent-velociraptor , The OP was quoting Adam Sandler...
They get presents
So the Jews like the Hindu’s also have a Festival of Lights, it amazing how most religions have similarities
I love when people say “mispronounciation”
Why...?
@@ajax4887 It's mispronunciation. They're saying incorrectly the word that means to say incorrectly.
@@orchidmsc Oh Yeah i Just realized how the guy spelt it. I hate it when people say that
That cracks me up!!
Eris It really cracks me up. I hear those erroneous efforts so often
Pretty sure someone will shit the bed on the last day before they left simply out of pettiness.
I really felt that when James said his mom cleaned the house before the cleaners came, literally happened with me yesterday, my mom vacuumed the whole house and made us clean our rooms before the cleaners came, which really just defeats the whole purpose😂
I do the same thing. I want to make sure nothing embarrassing is just lying around.
Trump's tweet throne will need to be replaced, he won't flush but leave you a reminder of his achievements.
The feminist in me can't care if she was a stripper before in this context. It doesn't matter. I want Trump to loose, but this detail doesn't matter.
Her prior work doesn’t matter, but her intelligence and judgement are seriously in question.
I find it humorous.
Forever calling Zebra's "Jazz horses" now
It's like calling a raccoon a trash panda. Lol.
Or calling an orca a “goth dolphin.”
Calling a hedgehog a spikey floof
@@aries_chaos an armabrillo.
Jazz horses were?!
THAT'S REALLY NUTS💀😂😂...
Keep safe everyone ✌️💜
I would sanitize every single thing in there btw😩 and change EVERYTHING 😂💯
Omg why im laughing so hard🤣
‘Deep clean’
I'm not surprised he was going to plan a white house deep clean I would do the same thing lol
And throw out the bedding.
It’s like James said, he would have done it because of tRump. Even without a pandemic.
Inmate Elect Biden will never see the inside of the White House again, he'll be staring at the gray walls in his Gitmo suite.
@@chillbilly2517 hon get a life. Do some humanitarian work and lighten up.
JustTrollingAlong Throw the bed & all the furniture. And if it’s true Melania had the toilet changed, Jill should get a new one.
Yeah they're definitely gonna need to scrub the whole place down. I bet Trump will leave a couple of "massive dumps" in the White House bathroom.
Trump dumps
Get rid of all trumps tacky stuff
Knowing Trump, he’ll probably leave his used diapers on the floor. It’s hard to imagine we have a President who shits his pants.
Yeah and now thanks to rudy we know farts spread coronavirus. Just ask Jenna Smellthis. Oh and can you imagine if farts spread corona...now poop probably does too...now you can get your hepatitis and e. Coli with a side of coronavirus
dwl. why not? There is a water shortage isn't it?
Who else was hoping for a sick drum solo to prove James wrong??
Ian needs his own late night show. Like "The Late, Late, Late Show". Just him in Pod cast style set with a couple of guests and you have a solid 30 minute slot to round out the evening. Colbert, Corden, Karmel. Come on CBS, get with the program!
yeah I know right?
Oooohhhh, no.
He has a podcast - a group of man-children living in their 'skaterboi' arrested development.
I am an
Aussie and James is one of my favorite Brits....in fact I rank him up there with the Flying Circus. Luv ya, Mate...You care enough to make us laugh when the World..at least the US...only gives us tears. You are Essential.
You know, I think James if much funnier without an audience. LOL These are funny as shit!
5:44 I swear this is "The Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation with at a Party" in real person.
OMG, Fuzzbubble! Talk about a blast from the past. I loved "Out There."
Cleaning lady story is so true 😂
Best Hanukkah origin story ever. Mostly "call of duty shit" that came out good, for a while.
At the end of the year lets shout out "JUMAJI" and get the hell out of 2020
What's jumagi?
I just listened to Michael York reading the audio book of Brave New World and he pronounced khakis just the same.
The scrubbing bubbles! 😂
i have come to a point in my life that all i watch on you tube is james corden and one direction videos
I-I'm...
Wow I feel you! I've done nothing else since quarantine started 😂
Can't wait for the airing of grievances.
It's been a looooooooog year...
me and my dog aged 7 years this year.
@@markmac1907 ha ha ha ha ha. That's cute.
I've been unemployed since June so my dogs have had me pampering them 24/7.
I doubt they've stressed much.
For Spanky, every day after Election Day has been Festivus.
@@TooBadThatDidntKillMe Festivus is supposed to be for the rest of us.
My mother also cleaned up before the cleaner came😒
I love the drummer, so modest. Soft-spoken. Loved his comment on drumming supporting and complimenting what others do and the other night about his in-laws, or in-laws to be, what a sweetheart.
President Biden needs to smudge the entire White House, every nook and cranny, to get rid of the swamp stench and swamp energy.
Frankly, the White House needs to be exorcised...after all the EVIL lurking throughout the outgoing administration!!!
This makes me sick... & I’am not even a USA citizen
Hahaha ! ... Omg, the Melissa "Karen" looks a lil out of place with out smackin' some gum real loud while she talks ! 😂😂😂😂
the scrubbing bubble joke!!!! i can't!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I own a cleaning business in Myrtle Beach and MOST folks do clean before we come in!! Crazy, but thanx
Most people: sleep
Me at 3 am: james corden time hehehe bou
Ian explained Hanukkahs origins better (and more entertainingly) than my history teacher
I think they should just build a new one.....😂
Please leave it to this format ... brilliant
That Kung Fu master literally had balls of steel.
Apparently bleach gets rid of even the most stubborn Stains upon the fabric of Humanity.
My family members also clean and pick up before house cleaner comes over and carpet is precleaned before carpet cleaners come over as well ! lol.
That "e" in her last name Carone...should be an A!😂😂
That was my first thought lol
Karen Carona
😂😂😂😂
Hairspray takes solvent to dissolve. Imagine all the hairspray.
“It’s another Chanukah thing” 😆 you sir, are a comedic genius. Love that sweater.
Oh gosh I was thinking I am the only one that tidy up and clean up before the cleaners come ... 😅😅😅
Ian's cardigan is fantastic
Melissa Carone is NOT a cartoon? My bad. She is so silly.
I can't blame him... it must be a cesspit of germs with "the healthiest president ever" in there at the moment.
“That is nuts”😂😂😂
I was NOT ready for the “we’d love it if you tried it here one day.” 🤣🤣🤣
Trump would probably try to take the Resolute Desk with him ...
Nancy people are saying the election was rigged, what do you think?
..and the paintings! Better nail everything down!
@@rolandscott7303 i voted absentee....and my feeling, as a proud American, is I trust in our elections, and their results. I have been both extremely pleased, extremely upset, and extremely pleased again at results of those elections I was troubled enough to vote in. Each time, I await the outcome, and process any disappointments as an adult....at least I like to believe I do.
Naw..he is just going to carve F U sleepy Joe in it.
@Wat Umean 🤣🤣🤣🇨🇦
Can you believe the world we live in now 🤯
Ian is seriously funny. Best late night sidekick ever!
Thank you for the explanation, Ian. It was funny and informative. 😍
Day 48 of asking James to kidnap or hand out zoom ids to the 1D members
Nice pic, you are one good looking guy
YES.
Lol thnx ✌🏻
@@dalequadros2535 you are welcome give credit where it is due
Mispronouced ONLY because you think it is - we are no longer a part of the Queen’s people.
"That is nuts!" Not afterwards, James.
the drumer walked straight into that one :-)
Gonna be tough to get out the four year old orange stains
Oh yes, there's stains everywhere... it's gonna take years to get rid of all the stains.... but Biden I know you're up to the challenge 💜💜💜
“we call it jazz horse “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I, too, pre-clean before my cleaning service comes. 🤣
Pinesol, bleach, and Lysol, parumpapumpum... 🎵🎶🥁🥁🥁 🇨🇦🥳
Thank you James for teaching them English.
James, you mispronounced the word “mispronunciations”. It reminded me of a conversation I had with a young British woman in the 80s who denigrated how we Americans spoke English. So, I corrected all of her grammatical mistakes in her diatribe about how poorly we spoke the “Queen’s” English. 😀
For the record, there is a very big difference between tidying up so a cleaner can do a thorough cleaning, vs actually scrubbing every surface yourself. A cleaner doesn't know where to put your shit so you can find it again, so you need to be organized first, or hire an organizer AND a cleaner and be done with it.
I want to name a cleaning company I own Dust Bunny and the girls wear overalls with pink shirts.
I’ll repeat what I said earlier! She is all of Trump supporters rolled into one!
yep...stupid and aggressive
Hey my Boston “Car Keys in Khakis” joke!
Lysol,febreeze and holy water.
He'll have to with all that COVID-19 covering it.
Exactly!
James Corden and, Conan, Stephen Colbert, and Trevor Noah are sooo funny!!!! They all been doing the damn thing to give us laughter and the latest news!
Absolutely. I'd have it sanitized three times and seriously checked for bug's and apt Cam's
Whoops. Meant spy camerà
s and bug's. (microphones
Lol! Scrubbing Bubbles is a spray bathroom cleaner!! Remember all the bubbles going down the drain?! 🤣
That’s the best Hanukkah explanation I ever heard, it’s beautiful
Who else is going to see Crotching Dragon: Balls Are Draggin'?
That’s the best summary of a holiday I’ve ever heard
My Mom and I had fights over me cleaning before the maids come to work!
Just have Raid set off a thousand bug bombs.
0:05 The applause button, amazing
LMAOOOOO
lmao
They should also get new furniture
Disinfecting probably won’t be enough.
If it were me moving in, I’d burn down the residence section and rebuild it from scratch.
"Scrubbing Bubbles" is a brand name for cleaning product.
Hi papa mochi
That was so funny I forgot to laugh James C.
Ian's sweater is everything!!