I love his arrogance that he thinks we give two shits about how he eats pizza. Dude was supposed to be foreplay, but his momma was too lazy, so now we have to tolerate him wasting oxygen.
Hey I've watched the whole tv series "lie to me". Over 3x. (2009-2011) He (pizza eating guy) shows no anger micro expressions but the host of the short is showing poor sarcasm micro expressions.
What I find deplorable is that he considers that bread smeared with tomato paste and a sneeze of cheese to be a slice of pizza. That's the most disgusting looking piece of pizza I've ever seen. It's like eating a wimp noodle.
Meh. It's not my pizza, and it's not going to make a mess for me to deal with. I really don't care about the pizza. The only thing I care about is this ... thing's... deliberate attempt to interfere with my day get under my skin.
hes 38, which makes it even more sad in my opinion. Dude hasnt grown up since Nickelodeon stole his innocence and hes trying to appeal to an even younger crowd than his show did.
On the one hand, there is nothing more American than breaking a pointless and unnecessary rule. Except, maybe, to pointedly break it openly, just to prove we can. On the other hand, he should have picked a rule that actually infringes on a meaningful right or freedom. Somehow, I do not find myself feeling oppressed by the Pizza Police.
I saw something that made me think, " for Believers, this will be the only hell we know, for unbelievers, this will be the only Heaven they know ". Food for thought.
The worst part about the whole pizza thing is that he is talking with food in his mouth. I couldn't care less about his slice of pizza or how he eats it.
Congratulations, Josh. You are now an excellent warning to others on how not to thrive. It's not that you ate pizza in a quirky manner -- if you like eating it that way, shine on you crazy diamond. Do what you want. But you seem to clearly see it as the "wrong way" and you're doing it for the entertainment of other people. You're letting other people dictate your actions, guiding you specifically to actions that you deem as bad choices so that you can play the fool. And without the just cause of being especially amusing. Somebody has failed here. Certainly you have failed, and quite probably your parents or friends have failed you as well. And after this diatribe, I can succinctly explain why: Be good, be funny, or enjoy the pizza. You have failed at all three.
There is a hell and it is exclusively reserved for people like Josh. In this hell they will wander around trying to get people to pay attention to them...but nobody will...for all of eternity.
It's bad enough he doesn't know how to eat pizza. Surely his Gen X parents have told him not to speak with his mouth full of food? If not, they have failed him & failed us Gen X.
This foolishness started when we banned bullying. You can tell a man that has made it to adulthood without being punched in the face at least once, just by actions like this.
Jay Leno covered the rules of pizza, starting at the crust end is not against the rules but is frowned upon, but he didn't cover starting in the middle of slice
For all his attitude and swagger, I still don’t see him fighting off a pizza rat in NYC. Besides even a pizza rat would turn its nose up at that pathetic slice of dough with at best a smudge of sauce and a pinch of cheese. The boy should have some pride and at least use a decent pizza for his posting.
I find his technique innovative, and precisely what was needed for this 110/220 line I'm attempting to sever. Let's see if he can show you all wrong with this one...
It looks like he scraped all the toppings off of the pizza before he took that bite of it. To each their own, if he wants to diminish the joy in his life, by weirdly eating pizza, it's no skin off of my back There are countless places that make pizza (much better looking pizza than that sad piece he was eating) that will be happy to exchange my money for a fresh newly baked pizza. Which I will eat in the way that seems optimal to my own preferences, and I will enjoy that pizza. Between happy eating sounds, I may give a passing shake of my head towards anyone who thinks it's more fun to be a spectacle than to enjoy a nice slice.
Just let him eats hes pizza as he whants. I mean he is harmless who cares moving on. This council member does not give five fucks about hes social behaivour. I got to much shit to do anyways to be botherd by it. I think we should just take a step back here and just watch with delight that hes toppings are going to the floor. Much better time spent id say.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Doesn't bother me at all. lt's his pizza he can eat it however he sees fit, regardless of perceived social conventions. lm just glad to see the fires of gen X are still blazing away whilst we slowly decay into our elderly positions of life. None of us can really honestly claim we didnt do this kinda thing.... even if it was to just pee off the squares.
This video and these comments are weird. Everyone’s saying that this is clearly just trying to get a reaction, le sigh, and then giving a reaction. Loudly insisting that your goat hasn’t been got sure makes it seems like he got your goat.
Who is this person and why does he think that I'm in any way going to be bothered by his narcissistic attempt at angering me, by showing me that he's the one who is actually angered by something in his brain? Please don't think this is an attempt to find out who he actually is, because, quite frankly, I have no interest in finding out. I find it hilarious that he believes himself to be such an influential person, that others would be impacted by his act.
So he took a bite out of a random location on his pizza slice and I am required to give a fuck about that how now ? I´d be more irritated if he threw that slice away after taking that one bite
Meh, let him eat it how he wants. He’s eating a floppy piece of wet cardboard that couldn’t possibly be called pizza anywhere so there is no “right way” to eat it.
I saw nothing wrong here it’s his choice to eat pizza stupidly and share for the hole world to see. Now I’m going back to eat cake starting in the middle with no cameras in site.
Shalom Dadbod have to disagree with you and since I am older (mid60s going toward 70s) u have to accept I'm correct. When I was a child 5&up we ate pizza this way, backwards, sitting away from kitchen table, etc I'm Yisraeli, we ate both regular (homemade) pizza, used Matzos (large unlevened crackers) as pizza bread toasted in oven ... The latter couldn't be folded only broken to make it a sandwich. There is no way to eat pizza in a traditional way. Due to this, adding my working in behavior (psych) health a few years ... Sadly your usual sarcasm shows u are stretching to find something to make a video. Try eating a pizza slice a few ways nontrad cause only the "woke" would be triggered by this eating any pizza since woke is trying to put pizza places out of biz with new laws pizza eating scares them
I love his arrogance that he thinks we give two shits about how he eats pizza. Dude was supposed to be foreplay, but his momma was too lazy, so now we have to tolerate him wasting oxygen.
He' the result of buying cheap condoms!
“Look at this loser expecting us to react to his antics. NOW I WILL REACT BY INSULTING HIM BECAUSE OF HIS ANTICS.”
@@Exhumed.Consumedpot calling the kettle black
That young man seemed very angry about something and was taking it out on an innocent slice of pizza. Surely Chocolate fudge cake is a better option.
Mmmmmm. Chocolate lava cake.😋🥰
Hey I've watched the whole tv series "lie to me". Over 3x. (2009-2011)
He (pizza eating guy) shows no anger micro expressions but the host of the short is showing poor sarcasm micro expressions.
Who was the “Celebrity”?
@@jaredemig1 Tim Roth on lie to me.
That's the kinda dude that thinks he's funny, finds wrong dude to get in face of thinking it's funny, and doesn't wake up for half a week.
I thought it was funny.
too many people think they are funny
Whoooo how edgy is he!! Far too anti establishment for us Gen Xers
😂🤣🤣🤣
He's quite literally a pizza cutter: all edge, no point
😂 Love that GenX sarcasm.
Surely he is a rebel... eating improperly... thinking he is upsetting others but really not understanding that no one really cares
What I find deplorable is that he considers that bread smeared with tomato paste and a sneeze of cheese to be a slice of pizza. That's the most disgusting looking piece of pizza I've ever seen. It's like eating a wimp noodle.
Wait what? Only limp noodles can stick to the wall to test ready? U really eat noodles still hard???
He probably got that stale pizza from the garbage can.
When he gets his block rocked by a New Yorker or a Chicagan for this, I’ll laugh my butt off.
I just hope we get it on video.
Lets hope the assailant posts it! Because that pasty little puke won't.
They’d know that what he’s eating isn’t pizza and therefore has no rules of governance for its consumption.
Meh. It's not my pizza, and it's not going to make a mess for me to deal with. I really don't care about the pizza. The only thing I care about is this ... thing's... deliberate attempt to interfere with my day get under my skin.
Lol he and young people like him think eating something strangely is a flex? That idea has been around for decades😂
hes 38, which makes it even more sad in my opinion. Dude hasnt grown up since Nickelodeon stole his innocence and hes trying to appeal to an even younger crowd than his show did.
Agreed Good Sir, agreed.
"Yup, sure am having a good week..." - picks up stick and jams it forcefully through that guy's eyeball - "How about you Skippy?"
On the one hand, there is nothing more American than breaking a pointless and unnecessary rule.
Except, maybe, to pointedly break it openly, just to prove we can.
On the other hand, he should have picked a rule that actually infringes on a meaningful right or freedom. Somehow, I do not find myself feeling oppressed by the Pizza Police.
The old saying is "Hell is other people." It seems to become more and more true as time progresses to the future.
He doesn't have 'status'... he has 'perceived status'...
I saw something that made me think, " for Believers, this will be the only hell we know, for unbelievers, this will be the only Heaven they know ". Food for thought.
its the wasting food that pisses me off.. dont care how u eat it, just dont waste it
never been broke and hungry, i guess.
sometimes that's kind of a shame.
Well said sir!
That fork thing was savage. I wholeheartedly approve. As for the pizza? Gimme piece.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Yeah, but this guy's pouring gas and lighting matches.
Men!?!? Extinction is imminent. The last few only gather in these hallowed halls.
The worst part about the whole pizza thing is that he is talking with food in his mouth. I couldn't care less about his slice of pizza or how he eats it.
THANK YOU!!!!!
That's what got me, too. I don't give a damn how he eats his food, I just don't want to see it in his mouth. Chew, swallow, then speak, Nimrod. 🙄
Congratulations, Josh. You are now an excellent warning to others on how not to thrive. It's not that you ate pizza in a quirky manner -- if you like eating it that way, shine on you crazy diamond. Do what you want. But you seem to clearly see it as the "wrong way" and you're doing it for the entertainment of other people. You're letting other people dictate your actions, guiding you specifically to actions that you deem as bad choices so that you can play the fool. And without the just cause of being especially amusing. Somebody has failed here. Certainly you have failed, and quite probably your parents or friends have failed you as well. And after this diatribe, I can succinctly explain why:
Be good, be funny, or enjoy the pizza. You have failed at all three.
I know a person who prefers to eat a hotdogs like it was a taco. From top down and middle outwards. It's very disconcerting to watch.
Disconcerting maybe, but still tasting the same ^^
now that's a scary neighbor...
There is a hell and it is exclusively reserved for people like Josh. In this hell they will wander around trying to get people to pay attention to them...but nobody will...for all of eternity.
It's bad enough he doesn't know how to eat pizza. Surely his Gen X parents have told him not to speak with his mouth full of food?
If not, they have failed him & failed us Gen X.
Take his man card away, pizza abuse is just as bad as alcohol abuse.😂
Why Josh, WHY😢😂😂😂😂
May that kid need to pee 3 times when sleeping but only get up twice
I giggled way toooooooooo much after reading your comment, it is glorious :)
@@AntalopeAUT admittedly I am not the originator of that joke. I to was taken with it when I first saw it. 😆✌️
This foolishness started when we banned bullying. You can tell a man that has made it to adulthood without being punched in the face at least once, just by actions like this.
You hear that ?
we've gone from "have a nice day" to "I'm going to (attempt to) ruin your day"
I’m sure I’m not the only one who was thinking about American pie
Jay Leno covered the rules of pizza, starting at the crust end is not against the rules but is frowned upon, but he didn't cover starting in the middle of slice
You can be as much a fool as you want😂
For all his attitude and swagger, I still don’t see him fighting off a pizza rat in NYC. Besides even a pizza rat would turn its nose up at that pathetic slice of dough with at best a smudge of sauce and a pinch of cheese. The boy should have some pride and at least use a decent pizza for his posting.
My day is fine. That wasn't my slice of pizza, lol.
I find his technique innovative, and precisely what was needed for this 110/220 line I'm attempting to sever. Let's see if he can show you all wrong with this one...
Who cares, it’s his pizza slice.
No more pizza for him!
LMAO like that's a trigger
Step on a Lego with the left foot. Guess what’s going to be under your right foot on your next step?
Eh... he was part of that mess with Schneider in Nickelodeon. I think he can have a pass...
I have been known to eat pizza with a knife and fork, it freaks my kids out. I derive immense pleasure from that. 😂
It goes in the square hole!😂
Dunno who you are or where you came from, but damnit I enjoy your videos.
people do stupid stuff all the time. yet i still have good days regardless.
He didn't even use a fork and knife?!?
It looks like he scraped all the toppings off of the pizza before he took that bite of it. To each their own, if he wants to diminish the joy in his life, by weirdly eating pizza, it's no skin off of my back There are countless places that make pizza (much better looking pizza than that sad piece he was eating) that will be happy to exchange my money for a fresh newly baked pizza. Which I will eat in the way that seems optimal to my own preferences, and I will enjoy that pizza. Between happy eating sounds, I may give a passing shake of my head towards anyone who thinks it's more fun to be a spectacle than to enjoy a nice slice.
Yea, I don’t care what others do.
What kind of m monster eats pizza like that?
What about that would bother me exactly?
Just like the pizza cutter that cut that dudes pizza, no idea who he is BTW, he seems to be all edge with no point.
I bet his favorite food is 🌽😂
Who is this guy?
Just let him eats hes pizza as he whants. I mean he is harmless who cares moving on. This council member does not give five fucks about hes social behaivour. I got to much shit to do anyways to be botherd by it.
I think we should just take a step back here and just watch with delight that hes toppings are going to the floor. Much better time spent id say.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Doesn't bother me at all.
lt's his pizza he can eat it however he sees fit, regardless of perceived social conventions.
lm just glad to see the fires of gen X are still blazing away whilst we slowly decay into our elderly positions of life.
None of us can really honestly claim we didnt do this kinda thing.... even if it was to just pee off the squares.
What is wrong with that pizza, that all of the cheese fell off?
💯👌
This video and these comments are weird. Everyone’s saying that this is clearly just trying to get a reaction, le sigh, and then giving a reaction. Loudly insisting that your goat hasn’t been got sure makes it seems like he got your goat.
Who is this person and why does he think that I'm in any way going to be bothered by his narcissistic attempt at angering me, by showing me that he's the one who is actually angered by something in his brain? Please don't think this is an attempt to find out who he actually is, because, quite frankly, I have no interest in finding out. I find it hilarious that he believes himself to be such an influential person, that others would be impacted by his act.
So he took a bite out of a random location on his pizza slice and I am required to give a fuck about that how now ?
I´d be more irritated if he threw that slice away after taking that one bite
What's his point?
He hasn´t got one as far as I could discern .
Maybe someone else with way more perception than me can chime in on this matter ?
OK, thought it was just me that couldn't figure out what the dumbass was trying to prove
Meh, whatever kid. It's your pizza.
Meh, let him eat it how he wants. He’s eating a floppy piece of wet cardboard that couldn’t possibly be called pizza anywhere so there is no “right way” to eat it.
I saw nothing wrong here it’s his choice to eat pizza stupidly and share for the hole world to see. Now I’m going back to eat cake starting in the middle with no cameras in site.
Oh Joshy, we stopped caring about you long ago. Nice attempt to try to become relavent again but alas an epic fail none the less.
I don't even know who that bastard is. Good.
@@personalguntrainer Used to be a fat Disney kid
@@livefreeordie9542Is he the Drake & Josh kid?
@@busterkeaton1041 Yup
Wow and he wonders why women aren't flocking to him ...
Not sure what he was chewing on but that was not Pizza
Shalom Dadbod have to disagree with you and since I am older (mid60s going toward 70s) u have to accept I'm correct.
When I was a child 5&up we ate pizza this way, backwards, sitting away from kitchen table, etc
I'm Yisraeli, we ate both regular (homemade) pizza, used Matzos (large unlevened crackers) as pizza bread toasted in oven ... The latter couldn't be folded only broken to make it a sandwich. There is no way to eat pizza in a traditional way.
Due to this, adding my working in behavior (psych) health a few years ... Sadly your usual sarcasm shows u are stretching to find something to make a video. Try eating a pizza slice a few ways nontrad cause only the "woke" would be triggered by this eating any pizza since woke is trying to put pizza places out of biz with new laws pizza eating scares them
Go away boomer, your irritating!
Dopey kid doing dopey things. Doesn't effect my life. Do whatever you want.
He is lucky it wasn’t a taco because if it was a taco eaten the wrong way my chancla 🩴 would find Josh wherever he is at!!😂😂