EDI: "How do you know when someone is romantically invested?" Shepard: "Uhh, I don't know. They always use the upper right hand dialogue option when they talk to you?"
It's interesting how Joker's brittle-bone disease got worse. In the first game he only spoke about his legs and then later it was the whole skeleton. Anyways, I think the relationship with EDI is just adorable and also pretty funny. It's also one of the main reasons why I went for synthesis instead of my planned perfect destruction in the end - I wanted to give Joker and EDI a future together.
I cannot *tell* you how jarring it is to be watching that show Lucifer on FOX, then come here, watch this, and realize that Lucifer's mother and EDI share the same actress.
i would have loved to have seen a scene where joker is in the infirmary or the hospital with a broken hip. "What was it that Tali said to you Shepard? Totally worth it"
Which is why... The "green cupcake" ending is a must. I mean the synthesis ending... So that, synthetic and organic can be truly become one... Hahaha...
@Samm815 Well, according to EDI, the "metal" actually is able to feel like human skin. She's able to change her hair at any time, to pretty much any shape or density I think, as well.
All I could do at the end of this video was laugh 5 different kinds of laugh. It's like Bioware read some fanfics and crafted those into the story. Mass Effect 3, gotta love it.
In ME2, we also got some weave as upgrades during the game. - it should be managable with all the loot from adventuring. And the most expensive part of ressurecting Shepard was restoring dead neural cells to get all his/her memories back intact.
no, Vigil and that asari hologram on the citadel are VIs. they're virtual intelligence, they can only do what they're programed to do. the Geth, EDI and what other things of the sort are AIs, artificial intelligence. this means they are technically the same as virtual intelligence, meaning they can only do what's programmed, but that parameter is far different in the long run
it means they possess awareness, whereas VI only have adaption capabilities for the thing they are programmed. AI can change their code and...... essentially they can "evolve".
It did cost several billion credits to fully fix shepard, it would most likely cost several hundred thousand credits just to fully weave jokers skeleton. Im uncertain how much Joker makes a year :P.
@Samm815 Actually, not quite. Joker has a great conversation with Mordin (which, sadly, no one has posted a video of yet) which is basically a mimic of the conversation Mordin has with Shepard in ME2 about his sexual relationship with whatever LI you have. Joker asks Mordin about how to have "save sex" with EDI, and Mordin advises him to "use pillows" and recommends lubricants since EDI was not "Initially designed for sexual intercourse" or something like that. It's hilarious but honest.
If legion gets busy with EDI and his platform already has thousands of active programs in his platform... that translates in the biggest/smallest robot gangbang in the universe.
"He said I didn't need to conform to some feminine ideal in order to impress him. I then called him on his bulls**t , and we proceeded to talk normally." I wanted to say something about that statement but now I forgot what it was.
It's even funnier when your Femshep can ask him about a possible romance about him and Shep, and he says something like if they were on an alternate dimension with no military rank, he would ROCK MY WORLD rofl
That we all know. However, the Crew regards her as the ship still, even though she is technically a computer stored within the hull of the ship. EDI seems to have the same opinion, so therefore, when EDI was installed on the ship, people considered her to be it. Almost the same as if you load a software into a piece of hardware.
Gotta love how BioWare managed to make Joker, Chakwas, Kelly and Shepard actually look worse than in the previous two games without noticing it... or maybe they were too busy getting the DLC done in time. Shepard looks like someone who's had 20 lemons shoved up the (_|_) 24/7. And wth was so damn clever about making a character creation screen with no lighting? >_>
@TheMushrumable You said that you didn't think ME3 was that mindless, so i just wanted to clarify that i didn't think THIS game was mindless, but a lot of other ones are... :)
EDI: "How do you know when someone is romantically invested?"
Shepard: "Uhh, I don't know. They always use the upper right hand dialogue option when they talk to you?"
Lmao thats a good one
"Nobody ever fell in love without being a little bit brave."
''Wasn't planning on dating Harbinger..''
ASSUMING CONTROL! THIS HURTS YOU! VERMIN! I'LL SHOW YOU REAL POWER!
That's how my girlfriend is.
***** that's how every girlfriend is
Arto Pekkanen Thanks. I need it.
*sniff sniff* I smell crack.
*****
...I think it would be mostly different to what you put there. But whatever. :3
"I then called him out on his bullshit..." LOL
+TheDefectorUMP Orange juice up my nose, but it was TOTALLY worth it. XD
Sheppard: "So how was your first night EDI?"
EDI: "I Broke his pelvis."
Sad part is that probably does happen to him
@@johndavidtibbetts7320eh better than a broken heart I guess
It's interesting how Joker's brittle-bone disease got worse. In the first game he only spoke about his legs and then later it was the whole skeleton.
Anyways, I think the relationship with EDI is just adorable and also pretty funny. It's also one of the main reasons why I went for synthesis instead of my planned perfect destruction in the end - I wanted to give Joker and EDI a future together.
Grey Warden and Champion of Kirkwall human AI babies? Or synthetic humans?
I'm guessing his legs were the worst hit. But they mention in ME2 he got some mild enhancements to make him more mobile.
He should totally take her to see Blasto 6, it's the best movie of all time
I love how EDI, a practical AI for all intensive purpose, says "I called him on his bullshit."
"I then called him on his bullshit,and we proceeded to talk normally" - EDI
Meanwhile in Earth orbit, Harbinger watches through the eyes of one of his agents. A single tear rolls down his tentacles.
"This hurts me....."
"He said I didnt have to comform into some femenine form in order to impress him"
IM GONNA CRY THEY ARE SO DAMN PERFECT
+Ether Ne dont forget the "I called him on his bullshit" part.
Gamers who play as Fem!Shep and are Legion Fangirls: *_HEY! IF JOKER CAN F--K A ROBOT THEN WHY ISN'T LEGION A ROMANCE OPTION?!_*
Because legion isn't a single entity. He is thousands of geth, and that would be one kinky romance
+M's Game Lounge it would be the largest harem in the galaxy XD
Thank the maker for fan-fiction!
just imagine a quarian and geth in a firefight then the geth is like "why do i feel wet why do i feel wet"
...There was a hole...
"Well, I wasn't planning on dating Harbi- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!"
"you have firsthand sexual experience" yeah great, thats the one thing i want to talk about in public to a computer
I love how Shepard comes across as a bit clueless.
Did I just see EDI say bullshit? Damn, that's pretty funny since most robots never swear like that.
The future of romance...
Leigon: "Intercorse between you and Joker would never work" *
looks at EDI's robot body*
"There is no hole."
8 years late but EDI could get some desired "hardware upgrades"
But Joker...I...I thought you loved me!
I hate the damn ending with him flying that ship and trying to get away :"(
I cannot *tell* you how jarring it is to be watching that show Lucifer on FOX, then come here, watch this, and realize that Lucifer's mother and EDI share the same actress.
"Well, I wasn't planning on dating Harbinger" best line of the clip
kinda great that the best romance in the game, didn't even involve you as anything more than support
at least harbringer is free for dating.
2:59, 3:01, 3:02 I love how she sounds actually happy and grateful here
I think this is the best couple in the game
this just might be the sweetest creepy thing I've ever imagined
i would have loved to have seen a scene where joker is in the infirmary or the hospital with a broken hip.
"What was it that Tali said to you Shepard? Totally worth it"
nice waifu
Joker and EDI are so adorable together! :D
Which is why... The "green cupcake" ending is a must. I mean the synthesis ending... So that, synthetic and organic can be truly become one... Hahaha...
Your account ,and your comment ,just made my day :} Thanks ,EDI
@Samm815 Well, according to EDI, the "metal" actually is able to feel like human skin. She's able to change her hair at any time, to pretty much any shape or density I think, as well.
All I could do at the end of this video was laugh 5 different kinds of laugh. It's like Bioware read some fanfics and crafted those into the story.
Mass Effect 3, gotta love it.
She is the ship's AI supervising the the ship's systems, so she is generally considered to be the ship :>
"I wasn't planning on dating Harbinger."
Couldn't stop laughing.
The Turian in the background is so eavesdropping on EDI, Shepard and Joker lol.
i dont know, she said she can transform her from individual strains to a a bulletproof-helmet, so i guess, you know...it works on other parts too.
Seeing as Joker is inside of EDI 90% of the time, I don't see how this relationship won't work.
xD
DING DING DING DING congratulations you have figured out the power of romance on mass effect
If you recall he says he could break a rib from sneezing too hard. It's his entire skeleton tthat's effected.
rofl!
EDI: "I then called him on his bullshit"
Best EDI line ever.
1:37 EDI asks that with the shop guy RIGHT THERE XD
@kobeki2 Yes, the synthesis ending is the "green explosions" one. The one you get from walking directly forward.
In ME2, we also got some weave as upgrades during the game. - it should be managable with all the loot from adventuring. And the most expensive part of ressurecting Shepard was restoring dead neural cells to get all his/her memories back intact.
03:17 a.k.a the Shepard Shuffle
But joker, she has only an USB there, you won't compute!
1:50 A reference to Garrus ;)
Wholesome.
no, Vigil and that asari hologram on the citadel are VIs. they're virtual intelligence, they can only do what they're programed to do. the Geth, EDI and what other things of the sort are AIs, artificial intelligence. this means they are technically the same as virtual intelligence, meaning they can only do what's programmed, but that parameter is far different in the long run
I opened Jeff's model up in a 3D program and his face seems fine, it's just the shading in the game engine that makes it look that way!
Shepard what is this, can you put some order here? They are calling you a Spy.
it means they possess awareness, whereas VI only have adaption capabilities for the thing they are programmed. AI can change their code and...... essentially they can "evolve".
It did cost several billion credits to fully fix shepard, it would most likely cost several hundred thousand credits just to fully weave jokers skeleton. Im uncertain how much Joker makes a year :P.
After the sync ending all I could think of was, "Well, Edi and Joker get their wish."
Aww :)
"i then called him on his bullshit" am i the only one who thought it was suprising to hear EDI say that?
@Samm815 Actually, not quite. Joker has a great conversation with Mordin (which, sadly, no one has posted a video of yet) which is basically a mimic of the conversation Mordin has with Shepard in ME2 about his sexual relationship with whatever LI you have. Joker asks Mordin about how to have "save sex" with EDI, and Mordin advises him to "use pillows" and recommends lubricants since EDI was not "Initially designed for sexual intercourse" or something like that. It's hilarious but honest.
You, sir, you just won the internet.
"What do you think of me and EDI?"
"I think you're sick and I hate what you've become, Joker. Just stay on the ship."
That...was a very large container of space booze.
BioWare may have jumped the shark on this one
and so that's why joker never takes his meds
"I wasn't planing on dating harbinger"
Lawlelaw
this is why mass effect rules love anyone human,AI,alien its all good
My comment is just a direct quote of Fry from that episode.
@IAmTheStig320 You know what they say: "Once you Geth in, you don't Geth out."
Its just his legs that are brittle, not the rest of his skeleton
I lol'd at "I wasn't planning on dating Harbinger."
Shepard: ... Maybe playing music.
Is it just me, or did she just break the fourth wall?
I love how she says she 'called him on his bullshit' XD
Its the first time I heard EDI say "bullshit"
I REALLY hope that the new cinematics include a nice Joker/EDI scene.
If legion gets busy with EDI and his platform already has thousands of active programs in his platform... that translates in the biggest/smallest robot gangbang in the universe.
If you watch Futurama, it reminds me of the episode where Bender falls in love with the Planet Express ship.
if Shep talks Joker out of it, then EDI would be depressed and confused lol
@10GirlyTeenGirl01 Yeah I meant android 18...haven't watched Dragonball Z in a long time LOL
"He said I didn't need to conform to some feminine ideal in order to impress him. I then called him on his bulls**t , and we proceeded to talk normally."
I wanted to say something about that statement but now I forgot what it was.
You sir, deserve one whole extranet for that.
not connected, she IS the ship.
the robotic form is a puppet she senses through.
It's even funnier when your Femshep can ask him about a possible romance about him and Shep, and he says something like if they were on an alternate dimension with no military rank, he would ROCK MY WORLD rofl
I still think it's kinda weird to have a relationship with a robot, but if it is what makes Joker happy why not.
i think she was trying to find the movie the man they could not hang
That we all know.
However, the Crew regards her as the ship still, even though she is technically a computer stored within the hull of the ship.
EDI seems to have the same opinion, so therefore, when EDI was installed on the ship, people considered her to be it.
Almost the same as if you load a software into a piece of hardware.
Shep's totally fine about setting ole Jeff up with the map.
*Gasp* EDI said a swear!
He's gonna stick it in her exhaust port.
Gotta love how BioWare managed to make Joker, Chakwas, Kelly and Shepard actually look worse than in the previous two games without noticing it... or maybe they were too busy getting the DLC done in time.
Shepard looks like someone who's had 20 lemons shoved up the (_|_) 24/7.
And wth was so damn clever about making a character creation screen with no lighting? >_>
what are the flags for this? I messed up and need to edit my save.
He didn't demand, and no the commander is not a spy.
"Wasn't planning on dating harbinger".... Challange accepted
mobility assistance mech? MAM? maybe you got the O replaced with an A?
Hoppefully Dr. Eva Coré wasn't a big hairy lumberjack.
My friend told me if you ask Joker at his relationship at one point he'll tell you EDI broke his pelvis
EDI: "There are a number of Pharmaceuticals i could inject into him!" hahahahaha!! :D
@TheMushrumable You said that you didn't think ME3 was that mindless, so i just wanted to clarify that i didn't think THIS game was mindless, but a lot of other ones are... :)
3:03 SO thought Joker was going for "The Prizzze" line when he said "Look at this"
I have some more tricks up my sleeve.
This is.. somehow the cutest romance I have ever seen in a game. :D
Shepard is a matchmaker.