Half Hillbilly, Half Puerto Rican, Whole Lot Of Funny. Juanita Lolita - Full Special

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  • čas přidán 19. 06. 2024
  • Juanita Lolita is half hilbilly, half Puerto Rican and a whole lot of funny in here first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this full special Juanita talks about everything from her parental heritage, warning labels and getting older. Whether you're someone who is half Puerto Rican or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this full special from Junaita Lolita is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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Komentáře • 238

  • @OllieDoodsChan
    @OllieDoodsChan Před 7 měsíci +125

    From heavy Latin accent to "I don't talk like that yall". I was hooked!

  • @iwanttobelieve5970
    @iwanttobelieve5970 Před 7 měsíci +197

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 She deserves a better audience. She was funny but they were pretty dead.

    • @Earthy9025
      @Earthy9025 Před 7 měsíci +14

      🌷 I noticed that too

    • @drivebyquipper
      @drivebyquipper Před 7 měsíci +7

      She had to follow other comics. That's why I don't like comedy clubs that much. By the time the third or fourth comedian takes the stage I'm saturated ... laughed out.

    • @lauralowery9303
      @lauralowery9303 Před 7 měsíci +15

      Well, it was a very young group. They don't seem to have a sense of humor these days.
      I loved her act! Excellent!💖

    • @johnafamasaga9310
      @johnafamasaga9310 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Walking dead actually 😂

    • @baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134
      @baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Funny

  • @bkwwilkes
    @bkwwilkes Před 7 měsíci +81

    She had me Laughing all the way she is so funny and so right

  • @lauralowery9303
    @lauralowery9303 Před 7 měsíci +109

    She's great! Sorry she didn't have a more receptive audience.
    Ireally enjoyed it!
    👏🎶🎵🤣😂💖🙏🏼
    I especially love that she gives God the glory! 😄💖

    • @atphoenix2020
      @atphoenix2020 Před 7 měsíci +1

      She's in Provo - it's the audience - all Mormon

    • @RicoCosta317
      @RicoCosta317 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Maybe it's just me but the audience seemed to love her.

    • @LiamLightwolf
      @LiamLightwolf Před 2 měsíci

      AMEN!

  • @qjhwegwnapn880
    @qjhwegwnapn880 Před 7 měsíci +43

    Omg, she's wonderful! Totally killed it (and not her husband 😂)

  • @nikkojones2784
    @nikkojones2784 Před 7 měsíci +54

    Killer Set !!
    Timeless material, very engaging with the audience, start to finish.
    Excellent clean Entertainment.

  • @llamasugar5478
    @llamasugar5478 Před 7 měsíci +36

    “Cheap undie pop-n-lock” 😂
    Her transitions are fantastic! They flow like the stream-of-consciousness chat between friends.

  • @adegbenroagoro5180
    @adegbenroagoro5180 Před 7 měsíci +57

    I really like the way she segued from one topic to another. Seamlessly.

  • @lucymagee3654
    @lucymagee3654 Před 7 měsíci +31

    Lol she is so funny! That intro was hilarious 😂 would love to hear more from her especially about her parent’s relationship!

  • @JOMOPressureWash
    @JOMOPressureWash Před 7 měsíci +86

    I gotta hand it to you. That intro was fire.

  • @jameslipke354
    @jameslipke354 Před 7 měsíci +34

    This is AWESOME!!! 🤣Several years ago, my husband and I were sitting on the couch watching a movie. Out of nowhere he said, "Hey, when you go into the kitchen, would you bring me a soda back?"
    Again, we were sitting on the SAME couch watching the SAME movie in the SAME house. 🤨
    I looked at him and said,
    "Please...Are you new? You know where the refrigerator is; so suck it up buttercup and get up and get it yourself." 😈
    Ah, yes...Victoria's Secret. Let's be honest, Victoria has no secrets! 🤣 My husband went into Victoria's Secret with me one time. He saw some skimpy want to be nighty hanging on one of the racks, smiled at me, raised his eyebrows up and down a few times, and said,
    "I wonder how you would look in this?" 😈 So, I picked it up, hanger and all, and tossed it onto the floor and said, "Does it look good to you because that’s where it will end up? Seems a little pricey for something that will be laying on the floor." The gals working in the store were laughing uncontrollably and my husband's face was beet red! I call that a WIN/WIN! 🤣 Yes ma'am!!! Always stand up for what you believe to be right, even if you're standing all alone.
    ~ APRIL LIPKE

    • @shirleycoleman1211
      @shirleycoleman1211 Před 5 měsíci

      Hey please get with Jaunita Lolita & ur life has good writing materials just off same 🏡 are u new? Or knew?

    • @marisolsullivan5224
      @marisolsullivan5224 Před 5 měsíci

      Wow this is so ignorant I couldn't get past minute 2:26. What puerro rican came here on a boat and who ever heard of a Puerto rican named Juanita Lolita dummy had a Mexican name trying to pass off as rican. If she's Rican she knows nothing about her race. I never heard of West Virginians standing on the shore shooting at Puerto Ricans coming on a boat.

    • @jessicacruz3342
      @jessicacruz3342 Před 5 měsíci

      Yessss u go girl lmao

  • @wayneyadams
    @wayneyadams Před 7 měsíci +44

    3:48 A very funny comedian named Don McMillan who was a computer engineer was talking about the flip side of statistics and he said "45% of all marriages end in divorce, which means 55 % of all marriages end in death."

  • @nenaelliott8058
    @nenaelliott8058 Před 7 měsíci +60

    She's hilarious. Great from start to finish. 👍👍❤

  • @karenrhoads1598
    @karenrhoads1598 Před 7 měsíci +38

    She's funny 😂 I'd watch more of her comedy

  • @nancyromero8649
    @nancyromero8649 Před 7 měsíci +54

    I love her,shes cute,funny,and I love how she gives God the glory

  • @carmonadaggy
    @carmonadaggy Před 6 měsíci +21

    As a Puerto Rican born in New York and raised in South Georgia, I was not taught Spanish because mom was the only one in the whole state who spoke it. Lol

    • @First._.Last.
      @First._.Last. Před 3 měsíci

      I know so many Hispanic and Latino people who live in South Georgia! But we may be speaking of different time-frames.

  • @LilByrdFly2
    @LilByrdFly2 Před 7 měsíci +17

    She's halarios!!! Omgoshh where have you been? You need more comedy,so I can watch more..
    100% GREAT!!!
    Thanks for sharing your talent!!❤

  • @sunyydazee
    @sunyydazee Před 7 měsíci +16

    Girl you are hilarious!! The crowd sucked !! Y'all were cold.😊

  • @ashland7858
    @ashland7858 Před 3 měsíci +2

    From a hillbillie, Jewish, Cuban, native American.... Get it girl.... Love this!!!

  • @josephrodriguez1683
    @josephrodriguez1683 Před 7 měsíci +10

    Freaking hilarious I’m the product of my mom is from West Virginia and my dad is Puerto Rican and from New York. Lol.

  • @maurawhelan3530
    @maurawhelan3530 Před 7 měsíci +21

    She’s so fresh! Love the a to z lists!

  • @kellyharvey5815
    @kellyharvey5815 Před 6 měsíci +8

    This is the first time I’m seeing Juanita Lolita… She is hilarious. I love her.❤😂

  • @minajones1635
    @minajones1635 Před 7 měsíci +9

    She was so enjoyable to listen to and I loved that she gave God glory!! She was funny, but I thought the audience was not very appreciative.

  • @nathaliegelinasvandenbosch3877
    @nathaliegelinasvandenbosch3877 Před 7 měsíci +21

    I think she's great!

  • @debralaforest4281
    @debralaforest4281 Před 7 měsíci +7

    I enjoyed her clean comedy and her sharing of her faith! 🙏

  • @barrygysbers5632
    @barrygysbers5632 Před 7 měsíci +6

    There are a few other women stand up artists that I admit are very funny, but it usually comes at the cost of them ALSO being mean spirited! This woman is SO good, I haven't even finished the video yet, and I have to leave a comment!
    Genuinely honest, insightful, and warmly observant about the hu man condition! TWO, big thumbs up!

  • @jateena
    @jateena Před 7 měsíci +11

    She is great 👍 I am sharing all over the place !!! Amen!!! Absolutely my new favorite comedian ❤😂😅❤

  • @nattamused9074
    @nattamused9074 Před 7 měsíci +5

    I love this one! I’m a married woman (been that way for 22 years) and generally, don’t think women comedians are as funny as men. But this lady is a gem. She’s one of the truly funny ladies., like Lucille Ball, Roseanne Barr, Carol Burnett, and Leanne Morgan.
    To be a truly funny lady, you have to be willing to stand up there and not try and be sexy, pretty, polite, or intelligent. It comes much more naturally to men. And the irony is, that the truly funny ladies really ARE sexy, pretty, polite and intelligent, they just have to portray that they can put it on a shelf.

    • @CosmicTruthTeller
      @CosmicTruthTeller Před 7 měsíci

      I wouldn’t say that Roseanne Barr had those attributes in her comedy.

    • @nattamused9074
      @nattamused9074 Před 7 měsíci

      @@CosmicTruthTeller Not everyone really understands everyone else.

    • @CosmicTruthTeller
      @CosmicTruthTeller Před 7 měsíci

      @@nattamused9074 She’s funny, but not some of the other qualities you mentioned, is all. Peace 🙏🏻

  • @martymcmannis6581
    @martymcmannis6581 Před 7 měsíci +9

    Great job sister
    God bless you and your family

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 Před 7 měsíci +16

    She's not wrong about the Hallmark movies.

  • @danasampson818
    @danasampson818 Před 7 měsíci +15

    Funny lady. Very clever and I could totally relate to her.

  • @JonesDi77
    @JonesDi77 Před 7 měsíci +9

    Hillbillarican 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chantelles3641
    @chantelles3641 Před 7 měsíci +10

    I hide an emergency toilet roll from the rest of the family 😅❤

  • @ladytube64
    @ladytube64 Před 7 měsíci +19

    This is very funny....♥♥♥♥♥

  • @KenzoTan1942
    @KenzoTan1942 Před 7 měsíci +26

    The audience is worse than the walking dead audience

  • @grammadrm4974
    @grammadrm4974 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Yes in God we need to trust and believe! She is funny. I'm enjoying her comedy!

  • @dr.javitayvettemckinney7967
    @dr.javitayvettemckinney7967 Před 7 měsíci +9

    THE AUDIENCE MAY BE HARD OF HEARING XOXO

  • @elvenzo3884
    @elvenzo3884 Před 7 měsíci +28

    She had me in the first half 😂

  • @alainITerz
    @alainITerz Před 7 měsíci +6

    You are the best bravo ❤

  • @SodoMojo22
    @SodoMojo22 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Hah! That intro was great.

  • @dr.javitayvettemckinney7967
    @dr.javitayvettemckinney7967 Před 7 měsíci +5

    AWESOME!! SHE IS A BLESSING AND WILL BE ONE OF THE BEST FAMILY MEMBERS TO BE WITH IN HEAVEN. XOXO

  • @7munkee
    @7munkee Před 7 měsíci +94

    Marriage can't be any worse than waking up beside the woman you've been sleeping with for the last year and find her teeth laying on the pillow.

    • @fiusionmaster3241
      @fiusionmaster3241 Před 7 měsíci +19

      r/Oddlyspecific

    • @iwanttobelieve5970
      @iwanttobelieve5970 Před 7 měsíci +10

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @suenim263
      @suenim263 Před 7 měsíci +18

      I leave wigs around - but I'll take that sucker off mid-date if it gets too hot. 🤷🏾‍♀️🤣

    • @lauralowery9303
      @lauralowery9303 Před 7 měsíci +4

      🤣😂😁👏

    • @joscelynpease6656
      @joscelynpease6656 Před 7 měsíci +14

      Marriage would be the freedom to be with someone that would love you no matter what and already accept everything about you.

  • @ehealthshop
    @ehealthshop Před 7 měsíci +9

    She is funny- I don’t think we dress up just for men though. I think it’s more for competition with each other, sad to say. But she is good!

  • @debbiewilkinson4277
    @debbiewilkinson4277 Před 6 měsíci +2

    God bless you ma’am!! Thank you for standing up for our King. You are blessed and beautiful

  • @johnpick8336
    @johnpick8336 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Excellent Show ! Thanks for posting.

  • @skrimshaw72
    @skrimshaw72 Před 7 měsíci +17

    Love these full special vids. Thanks for the excellent laughs! 🤣🤣

  • @Ednilane
    @Ednilane Před 7 měsíci +12

    Omg xD she’s so funny! She needs more audience ❤

  • @MomentsInTrading
    @MomentsInTrading Před 7 měsíci +7

    00:44 The voice change! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @robertmoye7565
    @robertmoye7565 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Hysterically funny and engaging. Really funny.

  • @fabianrigan9625
    @fabianrigan9625 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Love the introduction fake me so good lol 😂❤❤❤❤❤love

  • @hiyapal7719
    @hiyapal7719 Před 7 měsíci +13

    "In GOD we trust!!!"🙏 🇺🇲❤🇺🇲🙏

  • @sylviastreet
    @sylviastreet Před 7 měsíci +4

    You are right about husbands change after they’re married! I would get off the couch to head for the bathroom, and he would say While you’re up, will you make me a grilled cheese sandwich!

  • @lanaday3557
    @lanaday3557 Před 7 měsíci +8

    Very good!

  • @M4CK7H3KN1F3
    @M4CK7H3KN1F3 Před 7 měsíci +5

    My white grandmother's name was Juanita. Her sisters are Berlida and Wanda. Dust bowl homegirls.

  • @HURRICANE_melissa5656
    @HURRICANE_melissa5656 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Very funny loved laughing with you. Hope to see more of you

  • @melindamercier6811
    @melindamercier6811 Před 7 měsíci +8

    What is with the audience? My goodness. Glad the women in the back were loud at least bc sheesh, you’d think the men at the front were dead.

  • @Davesreborn
    @Davesreborn Před 6 měsíci +1

    I loved the beginning! I felt like her jokes puts herself down a lot though. Juanita you are a beautiful woman of God and I enjoyed looking at you from head to toe. I'm sure your husband does too. I loved both your A to Z bits too! Thanks for sharing The Gospel and God bless ✝️🙏🏽

  • @sharonhendrix3864
    @sharonhendrix3864 Před 6 měsíci +1

    So Funny & Clever….God Bless❣️❤️❤️❤️

  • @AZPATRIOT34
    @AZPATRIOT34 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Thanks ! You were Just what I needed at this moment 👏✝️🙏♥️. You are hilarious & so refreshing 🌟🌟🌟🌟‼️

  • @Becktastic01
    @Becktastic01 Před 7 měsíci +6

    Tough crowd!

  • @jessicacruz3342
    @jessicacruz3342 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Lmao u are good. This my 1st time coming across ur show and I love it. Hands up to u. God bless. Yesss. I'll look for more. Take care and thank you.

  • @yvonnealmassi8957
    @yvonnealmassi8957 Před 17 dny

    Great recipe . Thank you. Love your presentations

  • @rebeccamandabach7517
    @rebeccamandabach7517 Před 6 měsíci +2

    She's awesome!

  • @robertarguello1115
    @robertarguello1115 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Yes indeed! … You are a very talented comedian. 😆

  • @rebeccahoneycutt1434
    @rebeccahoneycutt1434 Před 5 měsíci +1

    loved her comedy

  • @briano6115
    @briano6115 Před 2 měsíci

    OUTSTANDING !!!

  • @Kangaroocry1
    @Kangaroocry1 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Oh, the Christian advice was priceless 😂😂😂

  • @deborahoneal-rohracker5606
    @deborahoneal-rohracker5606 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Thank you, and God bless you.

  • @kenyaking3801
    @kenyaking3801 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Her content was not for the young people in the room.. she says what everybody is thinking but won’t say out loud

  • @anamariaguadayol2335
    @anamariaguadayol2335 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Puerto Ricans don't come in a boat, they come by plane.

    • @caracolvictoria3555
      @caracolvictoria3555 Před 7 měsíci +10

      The very first Puerto Ricans came by boat. Even Rita Moreno talked about that in her auto biography and many interviews. I'm boricua by the way. Born and raised on the island.

    • @purplelove392
      @purplelove392 Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@caracolvictoria3555 and in the song from "West Side Story".

    • @astridgalactic9336
      @astridgalactic9336 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Most of the ones that I've known came by subway.

    • @anamariaguadayol2335
      @anamariaguadayol2335 Před 7 měsíci

      @@caracolvictoria3555 people! That's a loooong time ago!

  • @williambilyeu9801
    @williambilyeu9801 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Juanita Lolita did a great show and had me laughing. By the way, my ex-wife was named Jecquita and her sister is named Marquita. Their parents were country people and they really wanted boys. 😊😅😂

  • @nightedpemder4992
    @nightedpemder4992 Před 7 měsíci +6

    She had me rolling! Love all the clean content! Speaking of clean, I'm divorced and one of the main things I miss about being married: after a couple months I have to wash my own underwear. Going commando only lasts so long. After a couple times getting hung up, underwear,even dirty is better. Want to see a man cry? After a couple days without underwear he'll be bawling.

  • @historymatters8991
    @historymatters8991 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I loved her!! Shes great 😂

  • @idkwhoknew908
    @idkwhoknew908 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Very good I joyed.

  • @Mrshhh253
    @Mrshhh253 Před 4 měsíci +1

    She is great 🎉

  • @jamesrobinson9176
    @jamesrobinson9176 Před 7 měsíci +15

    1st date take her to the water park. Answers lots of questions right away.

  • @garytindell7994
    @garytindell7994 Před 7 měsíci +7

    Ladies I've been married for 45 years now I bought my wife a leaver action rifle 3 Christmas's ago is that a good gift or not?

    • @terriwetz6077
      @terriwetz6077 Před 7 měsíci

      Ummm....no.

    • @melindamercier6811
      @melindamercier6811 Před 7 měsíci +3

      To a gun girl it is lol. I’d love that. If she doesn’t care about guns, it’s a terrible gift. 😂

    • @garytindell7994
      @garytindell7994 Před 7 měsíci

      @@melindamercier6811 she is she's got almost more than me and she won't even sell me one that I really want . Or let me carry it ether.

    • @rickyshultz2051
      @rickyshultz2051 Před 7 měsíci

      Hell ,my women will take a gun of mine and claim it as hers ! Yea I’m a little upset , but I know she’s well armed !

    • @mhzprayer
      @mhzprayer Před 7 měsíci

      It depends on if she likes cowboy movies and if you got one that's not too heavy for her to hold up. That's a great gift.

  • @lpg8518
    @lpg8518 Před měsícem

    She is not wrong. Every relationship I've ever had has increased my weight by 10-20 pounds and once it's over, the weight also leaves LOL!!

  • @rhondalong152
    @rhondalong152 Před 5 měsíci +1

    She was funny. She needs a special. 24 minutes wasn't enough

  • @joelaichner3025
    @joelaichner3025 Před 5 měsíci

    I love the Twist

  • @wqmanawqke3375
    @wqmanawqke3375 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I love her!

  • @lelaniaorr8195
    @lelaniaorr8195 Před 5 měsíci

    super good! That was amazing, I really related to you. Bravo!!

  • @terriwetz6077
    @terriwetz6077 Před 7 měsíci +6

    The audience was thinned out and the tables were set far apart. I wonder when this was filmed and what are they taking preventative measures against?

  • @oldrikky
    @oldrikky Před 7 měsíci +3

    loved her gentle humour. Smiled and laughed through the perfomance. Not to sure about the jesus thing at the end, but were all different.

  • @Under_Sky_Third_Gaia
    @Under_Sky_Third_Gaia Před 7 měsíci +3

    Fire 🔥

  • @ednon80
    @ednon80 Před 4 měsíci +1

    She is hilarious and Christian ❤❤❤❤

  • @christinashelton1391
    @christinashelton1391 Před 7 měsíci

    Amazing

  • @cameronstone1611
    @cameronstone1611 Před 5 měsíci

    She is Awesome

  • @shewolf871
    @shewolf871 Před 4 měsíci

    She had me fooled for about the first minute

  • @rodneyspears1760
    @rodneyspears1760 Před 5 měsíci +2

    She would have gotten a better response in a cemetery.

  • @stacymatthews371
    @stacymatthews371 Před 6 měsíci

    Love her😂

  • @ruthhughes1099
    @ruthhughes1099 Před 6 měsíci

    The Hallmark schpeil...HILARIOUS!

  • @alainITerz
    @alainITerz Před 7 měsíci +1

    Thank you so muchI wish you all the best in life to! Happiness and pease❤️

  • @mamasquatch
    @mamasquatch Před 5 měsíci

    I love her😂

  • @sjent
    @sjent Před 7 měsíci +2

    She is hilarious.

  • @cryptopappy6408
    @cryptopappy6408 Před 6 měsíci

    brilliant

  • @alu-truthapoet
    @alu-truthapoet Před 4 měsíci

    She said oh yea well let's review the tape.
    😂 😂 😂 Victoria secret agent undies 😂😂😂😂😂😂 girl i can't shop there either it's waaaaaaay too expensive

  • @archbishopjohnjohnston1184
    @archbishopjohnjohnston1184 Před 6 měsíci

    God Bless you

  • @ENFPerspectives
    @ENFPerspectives Před 7 měsíci +2

    Unique ♡

  • @Phoenixlives27
    @Phoenixlives27 Před 7 měsíci +5

    💕🔥🔥🔥