Bro I'm 6'6 and as soon as this guy said "FEE FI FO FUM" I lost my shit!!! 🤣 Everyone used to say that to me all the time. Everywhere I went. Especially during school days.
@@uresfffff222 I know. Muscle takes so long to form. Not to mention I always find myself eating. Clothes are an issue too. I always need tall, if it's regular I feel like I'm wearing a plastic bag. Luckily my shoe size is small I got around 14-16 wide. I always walk barefoot in my house. Imagine if I was the standard size 20 wide. Sheesh.
@@madaxwayneLOL leg lengthening is shit for guys who are that short. They can only increase your height by a few inches so he’ll still be super short anyways. Not worth breaking your legs only to be a weird looking guy who’s 5’5 or 5’6
I feel you. We are not like oustandingly tall but not quite short to be insecure about height. It's actually the Standard for being a tall person in most part of the world outside few Western world and the US which has to somehow use the feet and inches.
He hyped the 5’6 to 5’9 guys but he’s not wrong, Tom Cruise, Zack Efron both stand at 5’7, Lil Wayne is 5’6, there’s a whole lot of badass people in that range 🧐 😂
As a 5"4 man, can confirm. Maximized humor and money, patterned a wifey. Before that I wasn't even patterning a "have a good day" from clerics my bro it was tough
As 5’9 male. I’m blessed beyond my imagination and knowledge. Also 5”9 is good height, most girls can wear heels and you’ll be eye level or a bit taller.
@hirohiro5034 it's crazy how the outside world puts such an importance on a basic physical attribute. I'd say being short can filter out the bad and good people for you cause realistically, anybody who makes a problem out of you being short ain't someone you might wanna be around
Just upgrade other skills dude. Height is all about luck, so nobody can claim to be better based on it. Success achieved by hard work is infinitely more important. The fact that you wanted to end it all is the sign of what is wrong with society today. Sincerely, some random 6ft dude from the internet@@hirohiro5034
I'm 6'3 and this is SOOO true! I still feel relatively normal and occasionally people may say "you're quite tall aren't you?" but on the whole I blend in. Then when someone who is literally ONE inch taller than me ever walks in, it's like everybody loses their mind! Their height becomes distracting to the point people can't even talk to them without mentioning it! Even I notice it! 😂 Weirdest thing ever. I kinda feel blessed that I'm still in the non distracting category.
@@vack_blainI’m 6’8 and I agree, if I could choose my height it would be 6’6.. you’d be surprised how many people have enough empathy to start a conversation with me about something other than my height though. These are my favourite people lol
@@vack_blain 6'6 looks freakish and abnormal broskie. I'm 6'5.5 and I feel freakish and abnormal most of the time, and seeing others my height I can only imagine how dumb i look
In utero testosterone is associated with three things: a high pain threshold, big dicks, and being tall. It's very rare to see all three traits in the same man, which is one reason why you don't see many tall male porn stars and why some short guys are very, very dangerous (they can take a lot of punishment).
6’4 Here same bro but icl most tall guys like me are skinny so putting weight on is a struggle😅 people be saying just eat more not as easy as it seems🤣
Guys im 6 ft. Very close to 6'1". By like a centimeter. Im mad about it. My point is, to make the shorter people feel better, no one is happy with their height. Everyone feels they could be taller and are insecure about it.
as a 5'7"-8" man this is pretty accurate as I see myself having more swag, personality and even look bigger with muscle than taller men. Can't forget about being above average downstairs as well.
As 5’8, now I understand. My only nerf is my height. Weighing at 207 12% bf. There had to be something to hold me down. Well, at least what I couldn’t get in length, I made up in width ( of my shoulders and back).
6'3" and i'm feel like i'm in the best height possible... Tall but not too tall... Little bit of charisma, Little bit of good look, a lot of beard, Athletic and smooth with the movement, good shape.. what else to Say? i'm Grateful!!
Bro has to be 5'7 💀
That's what I was saying...he made them too OP
Nah dont forget, they got nerfed @@Mercenary-1914 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@anime108amv2 lol...true! 🤣
damn bro understood the joke, good job 😀
And?
Started getting personal at 6''0😂😂
Nah facts bro, felt attacked 🤣🤣😂😂
why does the 5'10 - 5'11 & 6'0 feel so real LOOOL
frfr 😮💨
nigga i almost cried
I'm 5'11" and- I just heard a bomb outside wth..
Being 5’2 is like playing life in nightmare difficulty. Anybody who makes it out from there deserves a round of applause.
dead ass, im 5’11.5 and its already hard
Kevin Hart
Or go to a third world country. Asians are shorter.
Yes it is im killing myself
You all can still turn to Christ God bless 💯💯💯💯
"The systems going to eat you in one bite...half a bite." Comedy gold.
😂facts
The fact he didn’t consider being under 5’2 a thing that exists ☠️
wdym? thats a female
@@icespicefan4771💀💀💀
Yes it's a rare for a man. In US it is like being 6 foot 4 in rarity
That's because they're better off not existing
@@MrWilson812 💀💀💀
I feel like my boy is in that 5'6 - 5'9 range....He made them sound like they OP.
we are
We are tho
He knows greatness
I wouldn't lie, he kinda described me xddd even I was questioning my genetics when i only lack one thing that's height.
The one thing for sure we over powered in is the gym. We put on definition so fast it’s insane. Kinda balances out in my eyes but eh lol
As a 5'9 male, this is the most accurate video I've ever seen.
Same. God had to nerf us bro 😭
😂😂 fr tho@@marmar8671
@marmar8671 as a 5'8 /5'9 guy he was legit for the most part ... other than the Johnson part 😢
As a 5’9 13 year old, this still is the most accurate video I’ve ever seen
Long wood proof?
This guy just effortlessly funny 😂
@yulds649I seen ur vids, ur officially a batty boy for doing montage on mizzy
He is not...
@@richboyinnightgownwho hurt you
bro only said good things about his own height, he made this personal🤣
Of course it's personal. _Also what makes it so authentically funny_
😂😂😂 hella biased
You’re an anomaly, a factory defect” is INSANE 😂😂😂
@YuldsTooboooooo
Finally someone understands that being 5'6" just means that gods loves me more.
🤣🤣🤣
@@derrickrobinson7269laughing a little too hard you
@@mo4d-7 I'm sorry but Jose funny as hell man 😂 mybad
lmao yessir !!!
Whatever you say buddy
Bro I'm 6'6 and as soon as this guy said "FEE FI FO FUM" I lost my shit!!! 🤣 Everyone used to say that to me all the time. Everywhere I went. Especially during school days.
Which means you're actually 6'0
@@Victor_386 No im actually 6'6. If your tall then there's no need to lie about your height. I am however not fit 🤣
@@Hueco-Oscuraswell it’s really hard to maintain a fit phisique when you are 6ft 6
@@uresfffff222 I know. Muscle takes so long to form. Not to mention I always find myself eating. Clothes are an issue too. I always need tall, if it's regular I feel like I'm wearing a plastic bag. Luckily my shoe size is small I got around 14-16 wide. I always walk barefoot in my house. Imagine if I was the standard size 20 wide. Sheesh.
I'm 6'5 got that too bro lol lol it's real 😅
how have you survived is CRAZY 😭
but did he lie tho lol
5 2 as a man is peakkkkk
@@madaxwaynei am peak
@@colx1191 get your bread up and get leg lengthening
It's fcked but it is is what it is broski
@@madaxwayne 😂😂😂
@@madaxwayneLOL leg lengthening is shit for guys who are that short. They can only increase your height by a few inches so he’ll still be super short anyways. Not worth breaking your legs only to be a weird looking guy who’s 5’5 or 5’6
All the short kings feeling themselves after this dropped 😂😂😂😂
I’m 5’7 and I don’t think I need his approval 😂
@@H.K.5as a 5'8 5'9 dude all I can say is cope 😂
There's no such thing as a short king. It's a backhanded compliment to make short people feel better about being short.
Bro said 5’2-5’5 gotta max every other aspect of their lives lol
@@Depressed_until_deadI mean he right tho lol who tf are y’all to think we need your approval 😂😂😂
Where my 5’11 and a half broskis at?!? 😂😂😂 We just round that shit up to 6 for the shorties to make life easier
Truth has been spoken 🍻
I feel you. We are not like oustandingly tall but not quite short to be insecure about height. It's actually the Standard for being a tall person in most part of the world outside few Western world and the US which has to somehow use the feet and inches.
I could do that myself I don't count with shoes on otherwise I'd be 6ft1😂
@@mrsurprise2294 I count with shoes on cuz I’ma be talking to bitties with shoes on. I’m 5’11 and 3/4 barefoot.
@traviseskridge2474 😂 you need to talk to some with shoes off prob only find them at those nudist resorts
5'10-5'11 could of went pro but couldn't make it category is CRAAAZY💀
He hyped the 5’6 to 5’9 guys but he’s not wrong, Tom Cruise, Zack Efron both stand at 5’7, Lil Wayne is 5’6, there’s a whole lot of badass people in that range 🧐 😂
Yeah right
The really tall dudes like Devito and Pacino. They act all tough bc of their size and shit. But just wait
Karma will catch up with them.
Attractive face can counter short height
@simonsistik6383 it does if you're 5'6 to 5'10. Not any shorter
Probably because the majority of men in the world are in that height range.
Like Wayne is 5'4 max
As a 5"4 man, can confirm. Maximized humor and money, patterned a wifey. Before that I wasn't even patterning a "have a good day" from clerics my bro it was tough
bro as a 5'2 this gave me hope. Also the second part of your comment got a good giggle out of me! thanks!
i cannot relate my g, 5 foot 9 in shoes tell people im 5 10 you feel me
Well that just means the clerics are assholes what harm have you done by being short 💀
What generation are u tho? Gen x/Millennial?
Where do u live? How do u know it was due to u being short? Plenty of short guys are respected
This guy has unlimited jokes 😂
This guy doesn’t miss. If Apna J drops a new vid I’m watching asap
wanna get "❤" ahh comment
I’m 6’7 and I laughed so hard 😂
Ok Chewbacca
brother, your planet needs you g
Whats your ethnicity? Just curious
You fAking TitanosaurASS
@@Oyjsfneither he’s a saiyan
I’m 5’8 thanks for making me feel good about my height 😂
Midget
i’ll flatten 50 5,8 guys by myself
same i'm also 5'8
5"8 Kings, good to be here man ❤
5'8 is average worldwide for men just kinda short by western standards
I'm 5'7 bro I swear I wish I could be 5'8 or 9 look honestly if you're 5foot 8 and above you're fine don't let anyone deceive you
The amount of disgust in his face at 6ft got me dying 😂😂
Really man, the disrespect I felt through the screen was insane 😭🤌🏼
He ain't wrong though, too many shallow 6ft tall people who brag about their height because they have no other redeeming qualities
When Godzilla attacks the 6’5+ will be ready 💯💯🗣️🗣️
We Will 🔥🔥
Me 3 😅
Trust me we will💪🏽
Let us know what Planets you conquered
🫡💯😂
If I'm being honest 5"10 to 6"2 is the most ideal height anything above 6"2 is giant
As 5’9 male. I’m blessed beyond my imagination and knowledge. Also 5”9 is good height, most girls can wear heels and you’ll be eye level or a bit taller.
Now imagine being 6’2
as a 5’9 guy, I fully agree 😂
Its not lol.
I'm 6'3 little boys. Sadly my Johnny pecker is 3.6
@@michaelfarar4232 I’m 6’0.5” with 7” 🍆
I’ll admit it would’ve been nice to be 6’2”+, but I’m glad I have those extra inches elsewhere lmfao
I lost it at the 6'4+ ☠️☠️ bro is too funny
As someone who is 5'2 I am surprised I am still alive 💀
Same. Sometimes i feel like ending it all. But i will never do it because im scared of death
@hirohiro5034 it's crazy how the outside world puts such an importance on a basic physical attribute. I'd say being short can filter out the bad and good people for you cause realistically, anybody who makes a problem out of you being short ain't someone you might wanna be around
Just upgrade other skills dude. Height is all about luck, so nobody can claim to be better based on it. Success achieved by hard work is infinitely more important. The fact that you wanted to end it all is the sign of what is wrong with society today.
Sincerely, some random 6ft dude from the internet@@hirohiro5034
@@hirohiro5034why would you think of doing that?
A decent height for South Asians is anything 5'8 to 6'1. That's like perfection.
Thats to wide of a range for perfection.
Bro just called me a factory defect.
That “fee fii foe” took me out 😂✋
I like the fact that theres basically no good height according to apnaj 😂
I'm 5'8'' and I fully agree with everything he said 😂💪🏿
HAHAHAHA BRO SAID FI FI FO FUM I CANNTTTTT 😭😭😭😭 THE WAY HE STARTED STOMPING
I'm 6'3 and this is SOOO true! I still feel relatively normal and occasionally people may say "you're quite tall aren't you?" but on the whole I blend in.
Then when someone who is literally ONE inch taller than me ever walks in, it's like everybody loses their mind! Their height becomes distracting to the point people can't even talk to them without mentioning it! Even I notice it! 😂 Weirdest thing ever. I kinda feel blessed that I'm still in the non distracting category.
6,3 is ideal height tbh
@@maalikserebryakovI'm 6'3 and I'd say 6'6 would be the ideal perfect height you're tall af but not abnormally where everyone instantly notices
You're not 6'3 stop lying man lol
@@vack_blainI’m 6’8 and I agree, if I could choose my height it would be 6’6.. you’d be surprised how many people have enough empathy to start a conversation with me about something other than my height though. These are my favourite people lol
@@vack_blain 6'6 looks freakish and abnormal broskie. I'm 6'5.5 and I feel freakish and abnormal most of the time, and seeing others my height I can only imagine how dumb i look
I am 6ft.. i met a guy who was significantly shorter than me who said he was 6ft-1 lmfao
some people cope and chat so much out their ass, I know a few people like that aswell, wierd donnies 😂
@@karrr98 Some crazy people out there 😂
he literally stole ur one good point lmaoo
Lmaooo I’ve deadass had this happened and he looked at me soo confused
@@noname7477 dont cry 😢 😂
As someone who is 5'11 i felt that.😢
I just claim 6’ when anyone’s asking - I’m actually not even 5’ 11” - I’m 5’ 10.5” 😂
Same, it felt personal 😂
people ike you are why girls are demanding guys that are 6 ft ver , it makes 6 ft look short @@KeddyEmmanuel
@@KeddyEmmanuel Brudda with shoes on any 5’10 turns into a 6’0
@@KeddyEmmanuelsame, 5’11 but I swear it’s just my posture bro I’m actually 6ft 😂😂
I’m 6’1 but everyone thinks I’m 6’2
you're 6'2 dawg let us 5'10-11ers get that extra inch
This is the funniest yet most accurate video I've seen thus far lmaoo
Bro I need to know your height after this video 😂 I’m guessing you 5’9 the way you was going on 😂
Bro is spot on 5'7 💀😭😭
😂😂 Props to you my guy, making us proud for being 5'7
As someone who's 6.2 i can definitely confirm that I've been blessed with only that ngl😂
same
In utero testosterone is associated with three things: a high pain threshold, big dicks, and being tall. It's very rare to see all three traits in the same man, which is one reason why you don't see many tall male porn stars and why some short guys are very, very dangerous (they can take a lot of punishment).
Same
6’4 Here same bro but icl most tall guys like me are skinny so putting weight on is a struggle😅 people be saying just eat more not as easy as it seems🤣
@@best___0999track your calories using my fitness pal get 4k a day
Guys im 6 ft. Very close to 6'1". By like a centimeter. Im mad about it. My point is, to make the shorter people feel better, no one is happy with their height. Everyone feels they could be taller and are insecure about it.
Shoutout to fellow 5’8 homies out there
5,6 to 5,9 is what I tell myself all the time 😂😂 man deffo got nerfed to even the playing field loool
5.2 and very content, the energy you give off will attract the right people. Focus on what you can change
Apnaj really making my day
I've been rewatching your skits all day and guess what you decided to post, thank you man.
Im 6"4 btw
😊😊😊😊
6"1 here
Will shout you when Godzilla comes
😂😂😂😂@@Fez9230
@@Fez9230LMAOO
I feel the short king energy is strong with this one. Shout me when the attacks start G, I'll be off earth till den
Roll safe G 🤜🏾
Being 5'10" I felt that.
the hand claps and stomping immediately followed by fe fi fo fum…😂 that got me.
As a 6'8 , still wonder how I even survived the asteroid...🙄
Bro you’re foreheading every door you pass through. It’s hard out here
5’10,Thanks for the potions big man upstairs you can keep the height
YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT
Those nerfs are just, a wonderful perspective.
This video is absolutely perfect 😂
‘You didn’t make it’ 😂😂 telling my 5,10 boys this from now on loool
5,6 was mad accurate until he mentioned wood
Shit I’m 5”6 with 9 inches pretty accurate
Nah man, as a 6" guy, bro trying to burn us off of the face of the earth 💀
Captain america recipe lmao. "double back"
titanosaurus. bro this dude is hilarious. subscribed
5'5 gang whaddup
Is Very bad for me or us for nothing
@@michaelaxis6304 like he said... take that as motivation and make tons of money
Wassup man
Wsg Fam
We here
As a 5”3 guy, normally, i wouldn’t survive but luckily i have a friend who’s 6” and i fit inside his pockets.
This was completely unbiased video and I’m all for it I love the 5’6/-5’9 part
Bro called my 6’5 Dutch Ass “King Kong” 😳
as a 5'7"-8" man this is pretty accurate as I see myself having more swag, personality and even look bigger with muscle than taller men. Can't forget about being above average downstairs as well.
Bro is definitely a short king
why does he sound like KSI 💀 "YOU DIDNT MAEK KIT!"
5'10 to 6'2 is the best height ❤
You're 5'10 right
@@Genos44 nope
@@dr.anaB777 then what??
@@Genos44 lol why does it matter to you what height i am? Your original attempt at a joke has already failed.
@@dr.anaB777 bro you're 5'10, I know. Why would you include 5 10 as best height.
Stop capping dude
😂😂😂😂 I was dying the whole time! !!
The bit about the 5’11 range felt like a personal attack
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while! And you're right! I DO have no personality! God chose to give me optimal height instead!
as a 6 ft guy, this is so accurate XD.
5’6 and I’m happy 🤣
6"3 guy here. Pretty ideal. Tall enough to stand out. Not yet too tall to be awkward
First statement, “How have you survived?!” Lmfao
5'11 - 6'1 is the money height for males.
Cope 6,3 is ideal
5 foot 10, 6 foot 2, it’s all the same
Fi fi fo fum had me dead man 😆🤣
This man is hilarious😂😂😂
"lemme be greedy and absorb other peoples growth hormones
I never thought i could be roasted for being 6.4💀💀
Violated the "short kings" 😂
as a 5'8 male thanks for the compliments
As 5’8, now I understand. My only nerf is my height. Weighing at 207 12% bf. There had to be something to hold me down. Well, at least what I couldn’t get in length, I made up in width ( of my shoulders and back).
Did your height go somewhere else?
@@GabrielFerreira-ot8cg His toe nails
My height went to you know what(6 inches). I am 90kg. 5'7.
Being close to being 6"0 must be brutal.
6'3" and i'm feel like i'm in the best height possible... Tall but not too tall... Little bit of charisma, Little bit of good look, a lot of beard, Athletic and smooth with the movement, good shape.. what else to Say? i'm Grateful!!
Im 5'7 and hes so right!!! Im so smart, good at everything and long wood, he HAD TO NERF ME😂😂😂
Lololol I'm 6'10" and Anything over 6'8" is officially a Giant ... Duckin for doorways and ting ... So you're on point 😂
Lool 6"10 seriously?
Dude is actually one in a million
Bro hears the AOT soundtrack when he wakes up.
Say less G when Godzilla slides on man I’ll be there
Regardless of the jokes bro’s actually spitting facts 😂
"YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT!" 😂😂😂
"How have you survived?"
Because short kings are built different.
5ft 10 / 11 is perfect height for a bodybuilder as gunter schleirchamp and franco colombu
Franco Columbu was around 5'5".
Dorian Yates as well, big Ramy, Ronnie Coleman the list goes on
I think I have to explain this schleirchamp and colombu often played second fiddle to people more averages height
‘That’s where most of the height went’ 😂
as someone who is 5’11 I find comparison with CEO interview 100% accurate.
This dude is definitely 5'9 😂
5,9 gang💪
"How did you survive the asteroid, titanosaurus?" Sent me
"half a bite" killed me
As a 6ft5 man, I had to look down to read this post. It’s literally and metaphorically beneath me.
This dude coping☠️☠️