What Your Height Says About You - Male Edition 🙍‍♂️

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  • @Kobekola
    @Kobekola Před 5 měsíci +6179

    Bro has to be 5'7 💀

    • @Mercenary-1914
      @Mercenary-1914 Před 5 měsíci +342

      That's what I was saying...he made them too OP

    • @anime108amv2
      @anime108amv2 Před 5 měsíci +128

      Nah dont forget, they got nerfed @@Mercenary-1914 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Mercenary-1914
      @Mercenary-1914 Před 5 měsíci +18

      @@anime108amv2 lol...true! 🤣

    • @YusufAli-zy8ze
      @YusufAli-zy8ze Před 5 měsíci +54

      damn bro understood the joke, good job 😀

    • @InvertedBread
      @InvertedBread Před 5 měsíci +8

      And?

  • @kujo366
    @kujo366 Před 5 měsíci +2869

    Started getting personal at 6''0😂😂

  • @youcallmejr4683
    @youcallmejr4683 Před 5 měsíci +1846

    Being 5’2 is like playing life in nightmare difficulty. Anybody who makes it out from there deserves a round of applause.

    • @enriquesuarez7113
      @enriquesuarez7113 Před 5 měsíci +51

      dead ass, im 5’11.5 and its already hard

    • @TheTenaciousDog
      @TheTenaciousDog Před 5 měsíci +26

      Kevin Hart

    • @TheTenaciousDog
      @TheTenaciousDog Před 5 měsíci

      Or go to a third world country. Asians are shorter.

    • @jaded4019
      @jaded4019 Před 4 měsíci

      Yes it is im killing myself

    • @caleb.9
      @caleb.9 Před 4 měsíci +15

      You all can still turn to Christ God bless 💯💯💯💯

  • @jimbojimbo6873
    @jimbojimbo6873 Před 5 měsíci +921

    The fact he didn’t consider being under 5’2 a thing that exists ☠️

    • @icespicefan4771
      @icespicefan4771 Před 5 měsíci +230

      wdym? thats a female

    • @cocosulx9282
      @cocosulx9282 Před 5 měsíci +85

      ​@@icespicefan4771💀💀💀

    • @nikos4677
      @nikos4677 Před 5 měsíci +52

      Yes it's a rare for a man. In US it is like being 6 foot 4 in rarity

    • @MrWilson812
      @MrWilson812 Před 5 měsíci +34

      That's because they're better off not existing

    • @noname7477
      @noname7477 Před 5 měsíci +29

      @@MrWilson812 💀💀💀

  • @Mercenary-1914
    @Mercenary-1914 Před 5 měsíci +896

    I feel like my boy is in that 5'6 - 5'9 range....He made them sound like they OP.

    • @prodigion1
      @prodigion1 Před 5 měsíci +149

      we are

    • @sair9850
      @sair9850 Před 5 měsíci +32

      We are tho

    • @Leanzazzy
      @Leanzazzy Před 4 měsíci +20

      He knows greatness

    • @laszlomiskolczi2036
      @laszlomiskolczi2036 Před 4 měsíci +12

      I wouldn't lie, he kinda described me xddd even I was questioning my genetics when i only lack one thing that's height.

    • @yukotrey9422
      @yukotrey9422 Před 4 měsíci +5

      The one thing for sure we over powered in is the gym. We put on definition so fast it’s insane. Kinda balances out in my eyes but eh lol

  • @Spenji
    @Spenji Před 5 měsíci +2151

    As a 5'9 male, this is the most accurate video I've ever seen.

    • @marmar8671
      @marmar8671 Před 5 měsíci +79

      Same. God had to nerf us bro 😭

    • @triumph_4000
      @triumph_4000 Před 5 měsíci

      😂😂 fr tho​@@marmar8671

    • @Depressed_until_dead
      @Depressed_until_dead Před 5 měsíci +28

      ​@marmar8671 as a 5'8 /5'9 guy he was legit for the most part ... other than the Johnson part 😢

    • @tyty3150
      @tyty3150 Před 5 měsíci +13

      As a 5’9 13 year old, this still is the most accurate video I’ve ever seen

    • @Xgil2Play
      @Xgil2Play Před 5 měsíci +12

      Long wood proof?

  • @NateSmith87
    @NateSmith87 Před 5 měsíci +1163

    "The systems going to eat you in one bite...half a bite." Comedy gold.

  • @matrixofleadership
    @matrixofleadership Před 5 měsíci +1374

    This guy just effortlessly funny 😂

  • @speedyspeed8178
    @speedyspeed8178 Před 5 měsíci +546

    bro only said good things about his own height, he made this personal🤣

    • @user-fw6wj5hr9t
      @user-fw6wj5hr9t Před 4 měsíci +4

      Of course it's personal. _Also what makes it so authentically funny_

    • @2Good2BeTrue45
      @2Good2BeTrue45 Před 4 měsíci +4

      😂😂😂 hella biased

  • @josegaspar813
    @josegaspar813 Před 5 měsíci +974

    Finally someone understands that being 5'6" just means that gods loves me more.

  • @JayPhantom122
    @JayPhantom122 Před 5 měsíci +411

    You’re an anomaly, a factory defect” is INSANE 😂😂😂

  • @Hueco-Oscuras
    @Hueco-Oscuras Před 5 měsíci +309

    Bro I'm 6'6 and as soon as this guy said "FEE FI FO FUM" I lost my shit!!! 🤣 Everyone used to say that to me all the time. Everywhere I went. Especially during school days.

    • @Victor_386
      @Victor_386 Před 5 měsíci +4

      Which means you're actually 6'0

    • @Hueco-Oscuras
      @Hueco-Oscuras Před 5 měsíci +43

      @@Victor_386 No im actually 6'6. If your tall then there's no need to lie about your height. I am however not fit 🤣

    • @uresfffff222
      @uresfffff222 Před 5 měsíci +4

      @@Hueco-Oscuraswell it’s really hard to maintain a fit phisique when you are 6ft 6

    • @Hueco-Oscuras
      @Hueco-Oscuras Před 5 měsíci +19

      @@uresfffff222 I know. Muscle takes so long to form. Not to mention I always find myself eating. Clothes are an issue too. I always need tall, if it's regular I feel like I'm wearing a plastic bag. Luckily my shoe size is small I got around 14-16 wide. I always walk barefoot in my house. Imagine if I was the standard size 20 wide. Sheesh.

    • @burkegreen6324
      @burkegreen6324 Před 4 měsíci +4

      I'm 6'5 got that too bro lol lol it's real 😅

  • @TheMarioMen1
    @TheMarioMen1 Před 4 měsíci +107

    He hyped the 5’6 to 5’9 guys but he’s not wrong, Tom Cruise, Zack Efron both stand at 5’7, Lil Wayne is 5’6, there’s a whole lot of badass people in that range 🧐 😂

    • @michaelfarar4232
      @michaelfarar4232 Před 4 měsíci

      Yeah right
      The really tall dudes like Devito and Pacino. They act all tough bc of their size and shit. But just wait
      Karma will catch up with them.

    • @simonsistik6383
      @simonsistik6383 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Attractive face can counter short height

    • @ENZOxDV9
      @ENZOxDV9 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@simonsistik6383 it does if you're 5'6 to 5'10. Not any shorter

    • @1nopoint
      @1nopoint Před 2 měsíci +1

      Probably because the majority of men in the world are in that height range.

    • @hayabusa1329
      @hayabusa1329 Před 2 měsíci

      Like Wayne is 5'4 max

  • @timcotton2197
    @timcotton2197 Před 5 měsíci +494

    All the short kings feeling themselves after this dropped 😂😂😂😂

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 Před 5 měsíci +10

      I’m 5’7 and I don’t think I need his approval 😂

    • @Depressed_until_dead
      @Depressed_until_dead Před 5 měsíci +2

      ​@@H.K.5as a 5'8 5'9 dude all I can say is cope 😂

    • @realitycheck4746
      @realitycheck4746 Před 5 měsíci +17

      There's no such thing as a short king. It's a backhanded compliment to make short people feel better about being short.

    • @James-xd1rf
      @James-xd1rf Před 5 měsíci +11

      Bro said 5’2-5’5 gotta max every other aspect of their lives lol

    • @jamesbuchman867
      @jamesbuchman867 Před 5 měsíci +6

      @@Depressed_until_deadI mean he right tho lol who tf are y’all to think we need your approval 😂😂😂

  • @MoloBolo-nl6kx
    @MoloBolo-nl6kx Před 5 měsíci +70

    5'10-5'11 could of went pro but couldn't make it category is CRAAAZY💀

  • @uhmraven.
    @uhmraven. Před 5 měsíci +317

    how have you survived is CRAZY 😭

    • @madaxwayne
      @madaxwayne Před 5 měsíci +21

      but did he lie tho lol
      5 2 as a man is peakkkkk

    • @colx1191
      @colx1191 Před 5 měsíci +3

      @@madaxwaynei am peak

    • @madaxwayne
      @madaxwayne Před 5 měsíci +5

      @@colx1191 get your bread up and get leg lengthening
      It's fcked but it is is what it is broski

    • @colx1191
      @colx1191 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@madaxwayne 😂😂😂

    • @crxde_
      @crxde_ Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@madaxwayneLOL leg lengthening is shit for guys who are that short. They can only increase your height by a few inches so he’ll still be super short anyways. Not worth breaking your legs only to be a weird looking guy who’s 5’5 or 5’6

  • @theninethrees8044
    @theninethrees8044 Před 5 měsíci +138

    Where my 5’11 and a half broskis at?!? 😂😂😂 We just round that shit up to 6 for the shorties to make life easier

    • @TheCycloneTrooper
      @TheCycloneTrooper Před 5 měsíci +3

      Truth has been spoken 🍻

    • @DaveO0808
      @DaveO0808 Před 5 měsíci +11

      I feel you. We are not like oustandingly tall but not quite short to be insecure about height. It's actually the Standard for being a tall person in most part of the world outside few Western world and the US which has to somehow use the feet and inches.

    • @mrsurprise2294
      @mrsurprise2294 Před 5 měsíci +2

      I could do that myself I don't count with shoes on otherwise I'd be 6ft1😂

    • @traviseskridge2474
      @traviseskridge2474 Před 4 měsíci +5

      @@mrsurprise2294 I count with shoes on cuz I’ma be talking to bitties with shoes on. I’m 5’11 and 3/4 barefoot.

    • @mrsurprise2294
      @mrsurprise2294 Před 4 měsíci +2

      @traviseskridge2474 😂 you need to talk to some with shoes off prob only find them at those nudist resorts

  • @linkinpark9281
    @linkinpark9281 Před 5 měsíci +65

    As a 5"4 man, can confirm. Maximized humor and money, patterned a wifey. Before that I wasn't even patterning a "have a good day" from clerics my bro it was tough

    • @reroCat
      @reroCat Před 5 měsíci +10

      bro as a 5'2 this gave me hope. Also the second part of your comment got a good giggle out of me! thanks!

    • @Vinay-yy1yp
      @Vinay-yy1yp Před 4 měsíci +1

      i cannot relate my g, 5 foot 9 in shoes tell people im 5 10 you feel me

    • @DavidMesa-do5jp
      @DavidMesa-do5jp Před 4 měsíci +4

      Well that just means the clerics are assholes what harm have you done by being short 💀

    • @FinancialCharles
      @FinancialCharles Před 4 měsíci +2

      What generation are u tho? Gen x/Millennial?

    • @jailahej
      @jailahej Před 4 měsíci +1

      Where do u live? How do u know it was due to u being short? Plenty of short guys are respected

  • @jberry7559
    @jberry7559 Před 5 měsíci +189

    This guy doesn’t miss. If Apna J drops a new vid I’m watching asap

    • @TheZewM
      @TheZewM Před 5 měsíci

      wanna get "❤" ahh comment

  • @Jagrupra
    @Jagrupra Před 5 měsíci +154

    I’m 5’8 thanks for making me feel good about my height 😂

    • @maalikserebryakov
      @maalikserebryakov Před 5 měsíci

      Midget
      i’ll flatten 50 5,8 guys by myself

    • @ilikechickennuggetssebee7238
      @ilikechickennuggetssebee7238 Před 5 měsíci +1

      same i'm also 5'8

    • @Swiminator_08
      @Swiminator_08 Před 4 měsíci +5

      5"8 Kings, good to be here man ❤

    • @Dondraper87104
      @Dondraper87104 Před 4 měsíci

      5'8 is average worldwide for men just kinda short by western standards

    • @eliezarwealth5568
      @eliezarwealth5568 Před 4 měsíci +4

      I'm 5'7 bro I swear I wish I could be 5'8 or 9 look honestly if you're 5foot 8 and above you're fine don't let anyone deceive you

  • @codem5285
    @codem5285 Před 3 měsíci +8

    If I'm being honest 5"10 to 6"2 is the most ideal height anything above 6"2 is giant

  • @_stfubroskii
    @_stfubroskii Před 5 měsíci +318

    This guy has unlimited jokes 😂

  • @cartiercaper6629
    @cartiercaper6629 Před 5 měsíci +56

    As 5’9 male. I’m blessed beyond my imagination and knowledge. Also 5”9 is good height, most girls can wear heels and you’ll be eye level or a bit taller.

    • @Imperiously
      @Imperiously Před 5 měsíci +7

      Now imagine being 6’2

    • @Enlightened_SpursFan
      @Enlightened_SpursFan Před 4 měsíci +4

      as a 5’9 guy, I fully agree 😂

    • @HiCenjoyer
      @HiCenjoyer Před 4 měsíci

      Its not lol.

    • @michaelfarar4232
      @michaelfarar4232 Před 4 měsíci +3

      I'm 6'3 little boys. Sadly my Johnny pecker is 3.6

    • @kevinwilson7318
      @kevinwilson7318 Před 4 měsíci

      @@michaelfarar4232 I’m 6’0.5” with 7” 🍆
      I’ll admit it would’ve been nice to be 6’2”+, but I’m glad I have those extra inches elsewhere lmfao

  • @con9213
    @con9213 Před 5 měsíci +197

    I’m 6’7 and I laughed so hard 😂

    • @GrinspoonPHD
      @GrinspoonPHD Před 5 měsíci +85

      Ok Chewbacca

    • @everia_games
      @everia_games Před 5 měsíci +90

      brother, your planet needs you g

    • @Lakdnd822
      @Lakdnd822 Před 5 měsíci +10

      Whats your ethnicity? Just curious

    • @KtmrM
      @KtmrM Před 5 měsíci

      You fAking TitanosaurASS

    • @smallcheddar3012
      @smallcheddar3012 Před 5 měsíci +54

      @@Lakdnd822neither he’s a saiyan

  • @MysticEclipzed
    @MysticEclipzed Před 5 měsíci +110

    When Godzilla attacks the 6’5+ will be ready 💯💯🗣️🗣️

  • @Mind-Wandering.Nafsi-Fighter
    @Mind-Wandering.Nafsi-Fighter Před 5 měsíci +81

    The amount of disgust in his face at 6ft got me dying 😂😂

    • @Meph_X
      @Meph_X Před 4 měsíci +3

      Really man, the disrespect I felt through the screen was insane 😭🤌🏼

  • @niveyoga3242
    @niveyoga3242 Před 5 měsíci +76

    I'm 5'8'' and I fully agree with everything he said 😂💪🏿

  • @sali96
    @sali96 Před 5 měsíci +26

    A decent height for South Asians is anything 5'8 to 6'1. That's like perfection.

  • @TheGoldenboyo
    @TheGoldenboyo Před 5 měsíci +59

    I'm 6'3 and this is SOOO true! I still feel relatively normal and occasionally people may say "you're quite tall aren't you?" but on the whole I blend in.
    Then when someone who is literally ONE inch taller than me ever walks in, it's like everybody loses their mind! Their height becomes distracting to the point people can't even talk to them without mentioning it! Even I notice it! 😂 Weirdest thing ever. I kinda feel blessed that I'm still in the non distracting category.

    • @maalikserebryakov
      @maalikserebryakov Před 5 měsíci +14

      6,3 is ideal height tbh

    • @vack_blain
      @vack_blain Před 5 měsíci +3

      ​@@maalikserebryakovI'm 6'3 and I'd say 6'6 would be the ideal perfect height you're tall af but not abnormally where everyone instantly notices

    • @Victor_386
      @Victor_386 Před 5 měsíci

      You're not 6'3 stop lying man lol

    • @PullUpThenBih
      @PullUpThenBih Před 5 měsíci +7

      ⁠@@vack_blainI’m 6’8 and I agree, if I could choose my height it would be 6’6.. you’d be surprised how many people have enough empathy to start a conversation with me about something other than my height though. These are my favourite people lol

    • @B59h
      @B59h Před 5 měsíci +10

      @@vack_blain 6'6 looks freakish and abnormal broskie. I'm 6'5.5 and I feel freakish and abnormal most of the time, and seeing others my height I can only imagine how dumb i look

  • @gheran5858
    @gheran5858 Před 5 měsíci +23

    As someone who is 5'2 I am surprised I am still alive 💀

    • @hirohiro5034
      @hirohiro5034 Před 4 měsíci +6

      Same. Sometimes i feel like ending it all. But i will never do it because im scared of death

    • @DavidMesa-do5jp
      @DavidMesa-do5jp Před 4 měsíci +9

      ​@hirohiro5034 it's crazy how the outside world puts such an importance on a basic physical attribute. I'd say being short can filter out the bad and good people for you cause realistically, anybody who makes a problem out of you being short ain't someone you might wanna be around

    • @AmirSatt
      @AmirSatt Před 4 měsíci

      Just upgrade other skills dude. Height is all about luck, so nobody can claim to be better based on it. Success achieved by hard work is infinitely more important. The fact that you wanted to end it all is the sign of what is wrong with society today.
      Sincerely, some random 6ft dude from the internet@@hirohiro5034

    • @jailahej
      @jailahej Před 4 měsíci +7

      ​@@hirohiro5034why would you think of doing that?

  • @ArianaZ6
    @ArianaZ6 Před 5 měsíci +11

    I lost it at the 6'4+ ☠️☠️ bro is too funny

  • @SbSDEFTxSTAR
    @SbSDEFTxSTAR Před 5 měsíci +60

    As someone who is 5'11 i felt that.😢

    • @KeddyEmmanuel
      @KeddyEmmanuel Před 5 měsíci +19

      I just claim 6’ when anyone’s asking - I’m actually not even 5’ 11” - I’m 5’ 10.5” 😂

    • @vitovito123
      @vitovito123 Před 5 měsíci

      Same, it felt personal 😂

    • @lasthope3237
      @lasthope3237 Před 5 měsíci

      people ike you are why girls are demanding guys that are 6 ft ver , it makes 6 ft look short @@KeddyEmmanuel

    • @vagabond57097
      @vagabond57097 Před 5 měsíci +15

      @@KeddyEmmanuel Brudda with shoes on any 5’10 turns into a 6’0

    • @bonerprime4010
      @bonerprime4010 Před 5 měsíci +15

      @@KeddyEmmanuelsame, 5’11 but I swear it’s just my posture bro I’m actually 6ft 😂😂

  • @loboposb6005
    @loboposb6005 Před 5 měsíci +219

    Apnaj really making my day
    I've been rewatching your skits all day and guess what you decided to post, thank you man.
    Im 6"4 btw

  • @manizach4225
    @manizach4225 Před 5 měsíci +7

    I’m 6’1 but everyone thinks I’m 6’2

    • @-wh-mashups2634
      @-wh-mashups2634 Před 3 měsíci +4

      you're 6'2 dawg let us 5'10-11ers get that extra inch

  • @Berserk1Manga
    @Berserk1Manga Před 3 měsíci +2

    Guys im 6 ft. Very close to 6'1". By like a centimeter. Im mad about it. My point is, to make the shorter people feel better, no one is happy with their height. Everyone feels they could be taller and are insecure about it.

  • @krishna6628
    @krishna6628 Před 5 měsíci +8

    Bro just called me a factory defect.

  • @DG-EditsYT
    @DG-EditsYT Před 5 měsíci +40

    I am 6ft.. i met a guy who was significantly shorter than me who said he was 6ft-1 lmfao

    • @karrr98
      @karrr98 Před 5 měsíci +6

      some people cope and chat so much out their ass, I know a few people like that aswell, wierd donnies 😂

    • @DG-EditsYT
      @DG-EditsYT Před 5 měsíci +6

      @@karrr98 Some crazy people out there 😂

    • @noname7477
      @noname7477 Před 5 měsíci +1

      he literally stole ur one good point lmaoo

    • @GG-jn9fx
      @GG-jn9fx Před 5 měsíci +1

      Lmaooo I’ve deadass had this happened and he looked at me soo confused

    • @DG-EditsYT
      @DG-EditsYT Před 5 měsíci

      @@noname7477 dont cry 😢 😂

  • @shoyo6402
    @shoyo6402 Před 5 měsíci +5

    Bro is spot on 5'7 💀😭😭

  • @azeemhoosain4004
    @azeemhoosain4004 Před 3 měsíci +2

    5.2 and very content, the energy you give off will attract the right people. Focus on what you can change

  • @AppraisedVoice
    @AppraisedVoice Před 2 měsíci

    This was completely unbiased video and I’m all for it I love the 5’6/-5’9 part

  • @sair9850
    @sair9850 Před 5 měsíci +7

    Shoutout to fellow 5’8 homies out there

  • @Aran-_-
    @Aran-_- Před 5 měsíci +95

    As someone who's 6.2 i can definitely confirm that I've been blessed with only that ngl😂

    • @tankichampto4630
      @tankichampto4630 Před 5 měsíci +6

      same

    • @davesmith826
      @davesmith826 Před 5 měsíci

      In utero testosterone is associated with three things: a high pain threshold, big dicks, and being tall. It's very rare to see all three traits in the same man, which is one reason why you don't see many tall male porn stars and why some short guys are very, very dangerous (they can take a lot of punishment).

    • @K-Dance-Grooves
      @K-Dance-Grooves Před 5 měsíci +2

      Same

    • @best___0999
      @best___0999 Před 5 měsíci +8

      6’4 Here same bro but icl most tall guys like me are skinny so putting weight on is a struggle😅 people be saying just eat more not as easy as it seems🤣

    • @Javasius
      @Javasius Před 5 měsíci

      @@best___0999track your calories using my fitness pal get 4k a day

  • @ilikechickennuggetssebee7238
    @ilikechickennuggetssebee7238 Před 5 měsíci +2

    as a 5'8 male thanks for the compliments

  • @CottoInTokyo
    @CottoInTokyo Před 5 měsíci

    This is the funniest yet most accurate video I've seen thus far lmaoo

  • @frankieice2532
    @frankieice2532 Před 3 měsíci +3

    as a 5'7"-8" man this is pretty accurate as I see myself having more swag, personality and even look bigger with muscle than taller men. Can't forget about being above average downstairs as well.

  • @timdunks9240
    @timdunks9240 Před 5 měsíci +22

    I like the fact that theres basically no good height according to apnaj 😂

  • @kyvanthrone
    @kyvanthrone Před 5 měsíci +9

    😂😂 Props to you my guy, making us proud for being 5'7

  • @sanyammalhan
    @sanyammalhan Před 5 měsíci +12

    Being 5'10" I felt that.

  • @KBthemediaG
    @KBthemediaG Před 5 měsíci +40

    5’10,Thanks for the potions big man upstairs you can keep the height

  • @r8gg
    @r8gg Před 5 měsíci +15

    HAHAHAHA BRO SAID FI FI FO FUM I CANNTTTTT 😭😭😭😭 THE WAY HE STARTED STOMPING

  • @DM-bv9uh
    @DM-bv9uh Před 5 měsíci +3

    I feel the short king energy is strong with this one. Shout me when the attacks start G, I'll be off earth till den
    Roll safe G 🤜🏾

  • @idioticdingus
    @idioticdingus Před 5 měsíci +4

    5,6 was mad accurate until he mentioned wood

    • @keonhobgood1551
      @keonhobgood1551 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Shit I’m 5”6 with 9 inches pretty accurate

  • @jk1993000
    @jk1993000 Před 5 měsíci +17

    5,6 to 5,9 is what I tell myself all the time 😂😂 man deffo got nerfed to even the playing field loool

  • @kumokingtv
    @kumokingtv Před 5 měsíci +6

    Those nerfs are just, a wonderful perspective.

  • @Abominatrix650
    @Abominatrix650 Před 5 měsíci +2

    This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while! And you're right! I DO have no personality! God chose to give me optimal height instead!

  • @chaebrookes2298
    @chaebrookes2298 Před 5 měsíci +21

    Bro I need to know your height after this video 😂 I’m guessing you 5’9 the way you was going on 😂

  • @xxrngxx5
    @xxrngxx5 Před 5 měsíci +4

    5'11 - 6'1 is the money height for males.

  • @raitotakaki8937
    @raitotakaki8937 Před 3 měsíci +2

    As a 6'8 , still wonder how I even survived the asteroid...🙄

    • @segasov
      @segasov Před měsícem +1

      Bro you’re foreheading every door you pass through. It’s hard out here

  • @matthijsvanemous7046
    @matthijsvanemous7046 Před 3 měsíci +1

    6"3 guy here. Pretty ideal. Tall enough to stand out. Not yet too tall to be awkward

  • @swagchele
    @swagchele Před 5 měsíci +6

    5’6 and I’m happy 🤣

  • @flashlike
    @flashlike Před 5 měsíci +5

    Bro is definitely a short king

  • @beachysmeachy_
    @beachysmeachy_ Před 13 dny

    the hand claps and stomping immediately followed by fe fi fo fum…😂 that got me.

  • @AwkMike
    @AwkMike Před 5 měsíci +2

    This video is absolutely perfect 😂

  • @mavism2748
    @mavism2748 Před 5 měsíci +8

    As 5’8, now I understand. My only nerf is my height. Weighing at 207 12% bf. There had to be something to hold me down. Well, at least what I couldn’t get in length, I made up in width ( of my shoulders and back).

  • @dr.anaB777
    @dr.anaB777 Před 5 měsíci +10

    5'10 to 6'2 is the best height ❤

    • @Genos44
      @Genos44 Před 4 měsíci

      You're 5'10 right

    • @dr.anaB777
      @dr.anaB777 Před 4 měsíci

      @@Genos44 nope

    • @Genos44
      @Genos44 Před 4 měsíci

      @@dr.anaB777 then what??

    • @dr.anaB777
      @dr.anaB777 Před 4 měsíci

      @@Genos44 lol why does it matter to you what height i am? Your original attempt at a joke has already failed.

    • @Genos44
      @Genos44 Před 4 měsíci

      @@dr.anaB777 bro you're 5'10, I know. Why would you include 5 10 as best height.
      Stop capping dude

  • @BimmerWon
    @BimmerWon Před 4 měsíci +1

    I’m 6’ exactly and his description of me is spot on.

  • @AquosFrost
    @AquosFrost Před 15 dny +1

    Captain america recipe lmao. "double back"

  • @Meph_X
    @Meph_X Před 4 měsíci +3

    Nah man, as a 6" guy, bro trying to burn us off of the face of the earth 💀

  • @eonthinker100yrago8
    @eonthinker100yrago8 Před 5 měsíci +13

    as a 6 ft guy, this is so accurate XD.

  • @Grandmaster_Vic
    @Grandmaster_Vic Před 4 měsíci

    The bit about the 5’11 range felt like a personal attack

  • @user-nz6no7cf5q
    @user-nz6no7cf5q Před 5 měsíci +1

    as someone who is 5’11 I find comparison with CEO interview 100% accurate.

  • @jk1993000
    @jk1993000 Před 5 měsíci +5

    ‘You didn’t make it’ 😂😂 telling my 5,10 boys this from now on loool

  • @shazam1334
    @shazam1334 Před 5 měsíci +10

    5'5 gang whaddup

  • @jasonbishop6416
    @jasonbishop6416 Před 4 měsíci

    5’6-9 spot on mate

  • @Bullet44
    @Bullet44 Před 4 měsíci

    As someone who's 5'6, this is too accurate! I had more hops than the tallest dudes back in school. I was batting all their shots in the paint. Not to mention, they had zero personality or charisma. It got to a point where I almost felt bad for a lot of them.. I guess we shorter guys just grew up accepting our fate, so we didn't dread on it. Instead, we got to working on literally every other aspect of ourselves. Oh, and that comment about the "package," well, I was shocked to realize that based on studies, height doesn't really affect size in that department. At least not for me, thankfully..

  • @MyMikaa
    @MyMikaa Před 5 měsíci +7

    As a 5”3 guy, normally, i wouldn’t survive but luckily i have a friend who’s 6” and i fit inside his pockets.

  • @OkamiiRamii
    @OkamiiRamii Před 5 měsíci +7

    😂😂😂😂 I was dying the whole time! !!

  • @Raincloudblue
    @Raincloudblue Před 4 měsíci

    Regardless of the jokes bro’s actually spitting facts 😂

  • @TerioTyrone
    @TerioTyrone Před 4 měsíci +1

    5’8 for the win

  • @pinnacle_of_masculinity-ku7bz
    @pinnacle_of_masculinity-ku7bz Před 5 měsíci +3

    Being close to being 6"0 must be brutal.

  • @Martynovic
    @Martynovic Před 5 měsíci +4

    Fi fi fo fum had me dead man 😆🤣

  • @alexsayles1265
    @alexsayles1265 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Yo, I’m 6’5” and on my way. I’ll be there in 3 steps

  • @pablolloyd1450
    @pablolloyd1450 Před 4 měsíci

    titanosaurus. bro this dude is hilarious. subscribed

  • @Scott-jk5zk
    @Scott-jk5zk Před 5 měsíci +6

    5ft 10 / 11 is perfect height for a bodybuilder as gunter schleirchamp and franco colombu

    • @sebfox2194
      @sebfox2194 Před 4 měsíci

      Franco Columbu was around 5'5".

    • @samrastagar8554
      @samrastagar8554 Před 2 měsíci

      Dorian Yates as well, big Ramy, Ronnie Coleman the list goes on

    • @Scott-jk5zk
      @Scott-jk5zk Před 2 měsíci

      I think I have to explain this schleirchamp and colombu often played second fiddle to people more averages height

  • @orudcinavo4556
    @orudcinavo4556 Před 5 měsíci +3

    I never thought i could be roasted for being 6.4💀💀

  • @byzantinefish9192
    @byzantinefish9192 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Im 5'6" and this is all true. Like, eerily.

  • @x935zombiesx
    @x935zombiesx Před 5 měsíci

    As someone who is 5’6 (actually like 5’5) I must say you said it perfectly

  • @bloomony
    @bloomony Před 5 měsíci +5

    "lemme be greedy and absorb other peoples growth hormones

  • @ronoc9
    @ronoc9 Před 5 měsíci +13

    "How have you survived?"
    Because short kings are built different.

  • @Kingiamreallion
    @Kingiamreallion Před 5 měsíci

    Am 5 11 and that hit me soo d@mn hard. From big interviews to girls🤦🏾

  • @danieloliver4558
    @danieloliver4558 Před 4 měsíci +1

    6ft 4 and proud

  • @sickvendetta9
    @sickvendetta9 Před 4 měsíci +4

    As a 6ft5 man, I had to look down to read this post. It’s literally and metaphorically beneath me.

  • @Tribal_Sky75
    @Tribal_Sky75 Před 5 měsíci +4

    This dude is definitely 5'9 😂

  • @curlyhairdudeify
    @curlyhairdudeify Před 5 měsíci +1

    I'm 5'9". As he said the perfect height.
    Sometimes I wish I was taller, but then I'm like I wouldn't fit on my bed, shower, chairs, planes, or cars.

  • @adam0302
    @adam0302 Před 4 měsíci

    As a 5 7 male, this is accurate af

  • @ibra8096
    @ibra8096 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Say less G when Godzilla slides on man I’ll be there

  • @Londanny
    @Londanny Před 5 měsíci +5

    Lololol I'm 6'10" and Anything over 6'8" is officially a Giant ... Duckin for doorways and ting ... So you're on point 😂

  • @StirTheNesquik
    @StirTheNesquik Před 5 měsíci

    5'8 and known in my city for proving the David and Goliath theory... without a slingshot. 👹💨 🔥

  • @giovannimotti1743
    @giovannimotti1743 Před 4 měsíci +1

    6'3" and i'm feel like i'm in the best height possible... Tall but not too tall... Little bit of charisma, Little bit of good look, a lot of beard, Athletic and smooth with the movement, good shape.. what else to Say? i'm Grateful!!

  • @GregoryMcStevens
    @GregoryMcStevens Před 5 měsíci +4

    5,9 gang💪