Best of the Worst: Plinketto #5
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- čas přidán 10. 09. 2024
- The gang is back! And the game is on! Plinketto that is! After learning about the death of Rich Evans, the gang decides to carry on with life as usual. No interruptions with watching bad movies! It’s time to drop the ball… the Plinketto ball and randomly select three pre-selected terrible movies. What films will get picked? You’ll have to watch to find out! Because I already know cause I edited and have already seen the show! But you haven’t! WATCH and see the gang pick movies, watch them, and then discuss their merits OR demerits during the final discussion! Enjoy the fun times had by all watching terrible b-movies!
I wonder if Mike bought that Katana after watching ‘surviving edged weapons’ for his inevitable stand off with the Milwaukee police force.
You got me doubled over with that
😂
Mike yearns for mastery of the blade.
"hold on i gotta go get my gat. Stand back coppers I'm packing heat"
No he's just a weeb.
The main killer/rape victim in Nail Gun Massacre was my speech teacher in college!!! She's incredibly sweet and fondly talks about the movie. Even includes it in her "two truths and a lie" ice-breaker on the first day of class
Wait what?
In a movie like that how come?
I think it is interesting that back then it was so much easier for people to distinguish fiction from reality.
At the very least she didn't take any of it personally and had the maturity and self awareness that it's fake.
@@ManFromTheFizzA movie being fake?! That’s ABSURD!
The old lady who works at a general store talking about murder, grocery prices and mosquitoes in exactly the same tone for the whole time is the most realistic part of the movie
Tru, I have a coworker like that and she is equally excited when sharing stories about her grandson and talking about executing pedophiles and their families.
She's like a side character in No Country for Old Men
Fuckin' mosquitoes. They're a menace!
I too equate grocery prices with murder and mosquitoes.
@@andrewrobinson1634holy shit you're right lol
Apparently, the old lady cashier in Nail Gun Massacre was the director's grandmother and also the owner of that grocery store she was in.
😀😃😄😁😆😅😂👿
When, is ther a timestampl. Or maybe a link.
Please help.
@@steveharvey21028:39
"Gramma, wanna be in my movie? It's called Nail Gun Massacre, and it's about a lady who gets revenge for being gangraped!"
@@royalcrumble2384Rich Evans' grandma would have done it.
"Do you remember when you could set outside and not worry about the mosquitoes and the killers?
...
"Dollar 59."
One of those bizzare yet mundane lines that kinda just sticks with you
“You know I’m workin for the feds, Tone… anyway, three dollas a pound”
I'll have my cake and Deathstalker 2.
@@superdooper50 , oh god quick, someone suck the title venom out
Um, “too.”
Mike is a pretty good comedian and Deathstalker 2.
Nice one
ACTUALLY . . .the director's cut of Deathstalker 2 has a different line= "I'll have my Juicy Shaq Meat & Deathstalker Too!!!"
"I had Parkinson's Disease, but Parkinson wanted it back." - Mike Stoklasa
In these politically correct times making jokes about Parkinsons disease puts you on real shaky ground mister!
1:08:05
@@zetetick395 If you have to worry and base your words and decisions upon what others say, then you’re a follower.
@@MajimaGoro8 I think the joke went over your head...
@@RepKyle95 Maybe he has a shaky grasp on the concept of sarcasm?
My boy Rich think he slick with that pillow on his lap
does the job, and that's all any of us wanted
It's a "fart bag"
He learned it from Dog Sitter.
would u prefer the alternative?
He's got R5-D4 under there...
It's a shame no one noticed Jay's brilliant pun: "Just a pinch of assault"
36:54 The editor (Mike) did, for sure. He even added the little salt on the table.
@@jardelelias5625 well sure, after the fact!
I've been waiting four and a half years to watch a plinketto with Deathstalker 3; even Betty White couldn't be bothered to wait this long.
That CGI Rich Evans looks so uncanny, it's horrible! What were they thinking?!
30 million dollars to digitally edit in Rich Evans.
"You people are insane! You're wasting your lives making shit. These movies are terrible!" - (Ed Wood)
I thought it was a beautiful tribute personally
It looks so lifeless and creepy... it's perfect!
They also digitally de-alcohlic-ed mike! It’s almost unwatchable.
I saw SLITHIS in the theatre when I was a kid. Terrified me and I knew the McNamara bros. they had a kick boxing school in Toronto. This is a personal Plinketto episode.
Hail Slithis
@@notinspectorgadget I am so old I don't remember writing this but its all true...lol. only 46. not ancient.
@@notinspectorgadget wait, are you actually trolling my age right now? lol....you will get there soon my friend and someone will troll you for being an adult during Coronavirus.
You'll love the ending of the latest BOTW.
Mike with a katana is way too OP. And killing Rich Evans off screen? The Redlettermedia expanded universe is getting ridiculous
Pretty sure Jack is the strongest with a Katana. If he’s in a blood fugue, that is.
They're clearly rushing to catch up with Marvel.
Samurai Stoklasa is Mike's most powerful form
Bet they borrowed it from Len Kabasinski
I hope they borrowed from Len! That guy rocks!
Cheers from Canada
6 years later and still no deathstalker 3. :(
Hack frauds
Don't worry, it goes back to it's original roots and isn't worth watching.
17:31 Jack ghoulishly running away into the darkness might be the most horrifying thing I’ve seen on a CZcams video.
Jack is a nosferatu. Nothing anyone can say will prove me wrong.
the gag at the beginning where Jack slowly sinks behind the board unsure what he did wrong gets me every time
I'm surprised everyone was so down on "Deathstalker II." It looked a lot more light-hearted and charming than the other two films they watched, as well as the first Deathstalker.
I watched both and they legitimately kinda good
Nail Gun Massacre, on the other hand, is the worst movie ever
I think because it's full of RAPE
Light-hearted and charming rapes! Please date me.
@@pinkimietz3243 Well it's like all the fun that is DS2 is being held back by their low opinion of DS1 which has a completely different tone. As a fan of the films DS2-DS4 I pretty much ignore DS1 since it's a very forgettable beginning and not worth the fixation RLM has for it. Rare but some movie sequels are better than the original Egs. FX2, Short Circuit 2, Shrek 2.
Princess Warrior: When you want to make a porn movie, but no-one wants to do the "porn" part.
It’s so true this is a porn if the porn was edited out of it
+Dungeons and Dobbers
Here in Germany this is actually a well-known Genre that runs after Midnight on several free TV Channels, so everyone can see them. Basically Movies with a lot of Sex but without actual Sex happening. The TV Program Magazine usually lists the Genre under the Movie Name as "Erotik-Film"
And yes you also see Boobs since here in Germany showing Boobs isn't a big deal unlike in the USA. So having such Movies on Cable TV for free every Night is normal
You can imagine what most of us secretely watched on TV when the Parents thought we were sleeping.
This was in the 90s Years before the Internet established itself and Free Porn became a Thing.
Yet, those "Erotik-Films" still run in the same Number on several German TV Channels after Midnight to this Day, so i guess there must be still People who watch these for one Reason or another haha
@@chartreux1532 What is the appeal of this genre now that the internet exists?
@@SaladofStones Less blue light from the screen
kind of forgetting that not everyone uses the Internet to such an extent like we are, especially older generations
Somewhere out there Cheryl is just discovering RLM and just lost her shit.
4:25 "Looks like a jacked Zaat"
Jacked Zaat would eat no fat
His wife would eat no lean
Yet betwixt them both
They robbed the drugstore clean
Ahhh, wealthy is the man who has
seen the Blood Waters of Dr Z(Zaat)
They made fun of Princess Warrior for the chroma key, but had flickering in transitions and had to reupload! Hacks!
Jack really did drop the ball.
exonerative i thought the glitches were intentional to make fun of that hahaha
exonerative
mike edited it though
Frauds!
No, the irony is Mike. He's very sarcastic.
I never thought it could sound innocent for someone to ask if rape had happened yet, but Rich Evans pulls it off.
I want to hear the rest of Jay’s story about why he needs to stop buying movies that was interrupted by the beginning of Nail Gun Massacre.
Johnny Mocny timestamp?
Johnny Mocny im glad im not the only one who wants this as well.
@@CharIest0n 19:45
Late reply but I think he’s saying that it’s a waste of money because people just send them in the mail for free
46:12
23:07-23:25 Living in the south my whole life I have met this man. Not that actor but his whole being. His age, race, height, weight, posture, accent, inflection, general grumpiness and indeferince about life or death as long as it doesn't affect his own. It's so genuine! That has to be a random off the street or that's the best acting ever.
Grew up in bumfuck Florida myself. Can definitely agree that nail gun massacre NAILS the south, so to speak.
00:00:00 Lament for Rich Evans
00:00:32 Plinketto's Selection
00:05:10 Drop the Ball!
00:18:56 Nail Gun Massacre: A Very Penetrating Story
00:33:58 Deathstalker II: Duel of the Titans
00:47:11 Princess Warrior: They Fought for a Kingdom
01:03:43 The Best of the Worst
01:06:19 The Departure of the Princess Warrior
01:07:26 End Credits
Mijn Kat Heeft Ook Snorharen ur the best
The joke they should have done is Jack goes behind the board and someone else pops up to drop the ball
I don't remember liking this comment roughly a year ago, but goddammit, this deserves more attention.
You called a joke they used later. With Mac.
rich in a bald cap and glasses
or just edit out the ball at the moment he drops it, say it's not working and have jay do it
so, like, the obvious joke? And you want to be my latex salesman?
I LIKED THE GLITCHES YOU HACKS
made me feel like i was watching VHS
Christy O'Faghan made me feel like it was a jab at warrior princess
The glitches were happening while they were discussing the failed editing on Princess Warrior, I thought Mike was doing a meta joke...
Mylo Delarus I thought so too
All the effort that was put into Nail Gun Massacre is reflected in the tagline. 'It's cheaper than a chainsaw'!
1:00:13 Jay thinks "glew" is the past tense of glow
That's adorable :3
It should be
It damn well should be.
Must be related to Link
TIL Jay doesn't know the word "glowed"
34:12 - “I’ll have my revenge, and Deathstalker too”. This pun is honestly the perfect ‘so bad it’s good’ joke; it’s so unsubtle that no one else would have thought of it, much less put it in their movie. Hack writing brilliance.
I LOL'd @ 52:39 when she was holding her lightsaber by the handle AND the tip to block someone's strike.
"...a pinch of 'asSAuLT' " may be the greatest mini pun ever. Thanks Jay
If Rich is dead, can I have his t-shirts
24 Frames Of Nick I call his PAC Man shirt
24 Frames Of Nick sure if you want AIIIIIIDDDDsss
I want that juicy Shaq meat shirt.
They sold off the "Dick the birthday boy" shirt on eBay, didn't they?
My work sells that Pac Man shirt and its on display prominently so I'm always thinking of Rich Evans.
"The unsexiest nudity you'll ever see."
**cut to a zoom-in of the couch with Rich looking disgusted in center frame**
Jack really dropped the ball in this episode.
CACox97 *slide-whistle*
I thought he reached new heights.
CACox97 boomboombahboom BRAAAAAaaaaaaa....
Infra Red
“He’s bad”
Thank you 4th grader for your stunning insight
Infra Red
Interesting how you bring up a scientific degree when dealing with something as incredibly subjective as the perception of humor.
39:24 Did that man just say "5 years on the Genghis Khan strike force, and part time consultant to Atilla the Hun?" That bald dude is doing great for being 1000 years old.
Deathstalker II is like a live-action adaptation of a Zelda CD-i game
7:25 “no holes barred”
Quietly in the background “shut up”
I know it's all a bit, but I was genuinely happy for Jack finally getting to drop the ball.
It's been two years, and I still want them to do an episode of BOTW that's just all deathstalkers
They’ve done a Nukie episode since then, so there’s still a chance
Jays disappointment with Jack might be one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.
"Psst. Hey, I know who you are. Hail Slithis."
Aw. Let me guess...someone stole your sweet roll.
My current Skyrim character is named slithus the deathstalker
I guess Rich Evans really was
defeatable.
6:29 "A very penetrating story"
Holy shit wait a second... that's a double pun, on nail gun and rape, because the woman gets raped in the beginning... that might be the most tasteless thing I've ever seen on a movie cover. Goddamn.
Tasteless or marketing genius?
That and the line at the end of the back cover "No holes barred."
Good Lord! Someone call Human Resources on this slutty rape film because they have it coming.
@@milliondollarmistake Both. Evil genius.
Is Dead Rich Evans replacing Alive Rich Evans?
Edit: For those curious, the song playing during the wet t-shirt montage is Strobe Visions - Truvio
I'm gonna miss Rich Evans. He was an ok guy.
keinonahkatakki I heard there are plans on bringing him back as a force ghost..
No ones ever really gone
@@csharp48 Somehow, Rich Evans has returned.
You’re right... He certainly was a somewhat tolerable human being.
I appreciate that the nailgun massacre team at least considered that the pneumatic nailgun needed an air tank to operate, but it would also need to be powered by something...and would be loud as hell
I'm assuming this is the "non-seizure" edit
precisely
Wiz There's barely any Rich Evans in this video, so I'm guessing they edited it out
too late... i am already at the hospital.
It's really enjoyable seeing Jay laugh at the weird side characters in Nail Gun Massacre. I'm honestly surprised he didn't reference the Egg Lady.
Appreciate the reupload, fellas. As someone with epilepsy, it's mighty fine of you to take the hit on views.
Mike holding a Katana is one of the most powerful things I've ever seen in my life
“It’ll do”….
That genuinely scared the fuck outta me..
When Rich Evans is not on screen everyone else should say, "Where's Rich?"
and some answer...."He's dead."
Still waiting for a Deathstalker III review damn it!
soon, we can only hope
At dinner tonight, I found out the actress for two(!) main roles in _Deathstalker III_ ran for Senate in PA this year. Ironically, in her primary, she took 4th place.
Statistically you probably have another 1-2 years to wait
They finally watched Nukie so I think Deathstalker III is the next highly anticipated, fabled piece of garbage they'll watch
@@MegaZetashe was also Ambassador to Denmark under Trump 😂
Was amazed to hear that the actress in Deathstalker 3 is now the Ambassador to Denmark, a pretty crazy career.
excuse me what?
I legitimately cannot tell if you’re trolling or being serious.
I discovered this while article-jumping in wikipedia, and was also shocked. It appears she was also pretty bad at it too
@@omaralonsolopez2593pretty shocking that a doll from Deathstalker wasn't good at formally representing an entire country
If Rich is dead, can I have his mediocre outlook on life?
Rest in Peace Rich Evans. You were too pure for this world.
More like too lewd sad really.
"That was the weirdest Hee-Haw joke I've ever seen..."
I know it's stupid, but the fact that they don't point out that the scene is referencing Laugh In and instead say Hee-Haw bothers me...
@@talesfromthebubble6327 Hee-haw is the one that had the "Pop up out of the cornfield" jokes? I'm not sure what you mean by it referencing Laugh-In. Did they have a similar thing?
@@ttimlake You might be right about Hee-Haw having the pop-up skits, but Laugh In had the guy in the bushes who would look out and say, "Very interesting," of which Deathstalker did a lazy-ass impression. I know lazy-ass is the theme of the movie, so it does go with it.
@@talesfromthebubble6327 After he said, "Very interesting..." I kept waiting for the required next line, "But stupid!" Ah well.
I expected Deathstalkers II OR Jack dropping the puck, but BOTH, that just made my day.
Still waiting for this damn deathstalker 3. Come on already RLM.
Two years later, still nothing :(
It was on MST-3K. Make's ya think?
You fixed all the flashing, yet you still didn't edit in Rich there the whole time
Don't worry, they'll edit him in later with CGI.
I would have loved it if they superimposed a slightly floaty Rich just awkwardly at the side of the frame and have him react to things slightly out of sync.
Going on the clips, I'm wondering if Nail Gun Massacre was originally filmed with her as the killer then someone told them they couldn't or something so they cut a bunch of stuff and added a couple scenes with the new killer.
It’s a shame too because it woulda been really great if it was the victim taking revenge!
Yeah, maybe someone said "we need a twist".
According to IMDb, they had to cut most of the script because of their low budget, which is why nothing makes any sense.
I hope the re-up fixes the problem where Jack drops a ball.
Deathstalker 2. And Princess Warrior! It doest get any better than this!
Monique Gabrielle is a NATIONAL TREASURE.
Great Plinketto Trio of choices here!
19:45 "I need to stop buying movies because..." haha wtf Jay
So I just looked this up. The director of Princess Warrior was a producer on Games of Survival, that other Lemrow movie.
Even CZcams wouldn't accept Jack dropping the ball...
Over halfway through the playlist. I'm enjoying the history of best of the worst. 😉
The rewatch value is high
I will never not hear the WKUK "Naaaaaaaaiiiiiiiil Gunnnnn" whenever a Nailgun weapon is used in anything ever.
If John Lezar was having a dream, would that make him REM Lezar?
Why is Mike dressed like a greaser from the 50s?
Why not?
He is having a midlife crisis and wants to look like he did as a child. Well, at least what he thinks is his childhood because of the dementia.
"Dressed like."
woah i just realized mike and jay are wearing the exact same outfit (while viewing the movies)
Because they'll never defeat the cobras!
8:13 “Well, you just pissed me off.” I have no idea why, but that close up on Jack’s unamused face and then Mike chiming in with “He had time to put his penis back in his underwear” absolutely kills me 😂🤣
"Her tattoo glew"
Does Mike secretly live in his mom's basement? That mall katana is very suspicious.
I'm with Jay on Deathstalker II, it's legit fun. I've watched it multiple times.
nd4spd I guess you need to like silly cheezy movies with terrible acting.
20:06 *Pure Cinema Magic*
Will what are you doing here they'll figure out Sean Bean killed Rich! :O
49:46 is pretty good too
wowie
😅
It's Plinketto #5 replacing Plinketto #5?
Santiago Dupetit yep
Santiago Dupetit Is Plinketto #5 replacing Rich?
1:01:15 Josh's "Collective Soul" gag might be the most underappreciated joke in BOTW history
I LOVE REDLETTERMEDIA SO I'M GONNA WATCH THIS WHOLE THING ALL OVER AGAIN!
"Her tatto glew..." Jay Bauman - 2018
A I D S G A V E M E R I C H E V A N S
"It's a picnic that's just an excuse to have sex." Soooo, it's a picnic?
"That was the weirdest Hee Haw joke I have ever seen". Gold.
WHY DOES JAY NEED TO STOP BUYING MOVIES?!?! we’ll never know
because he buys them
These videos have such great rewatchability! No matter how awful my day is RLM makes me laugh so hard and makes me feel so much better.
39:09 All those characters kinda looked like the couch line up. Jack, Rich, Mike with a beer, and Jay the small one lol
Holy shit I can actually see it
“Guys I’m not dead it was just insurance fraud” LMAO. Love these guys
Deathstalker actor is actually quite charismatic.
I dont think I've ever yelled "Project: Metalbeast" so much at my screen in my life, lol. I love that movie!
Never heard of Princess Warrior but it was obvious that they learned about naming female characters from Troma.
Love how Rich Evans has the patented "I'm not gay" separation pillows on the couch.
Yeah arm rests are for homophobes!
The way Mike says "right" at 50:39 is terrifying
It's like he barked it. I've never noticed that!
Mike almost doing a spit take at 18:07 is one of my favorite RLM moments.
Twin Dragon Encounter is one of those movies you MUST see with Lord O' Mighty Len Kabasinski
"That was the weirdest Hee-Haw joke, I've ever seen!"
gold.
Aw, I'm sad Jay didn't get more love for his salt pun... 36:56
deathstalker is seriously channeling bruce campbell from Army of Darkness
I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW RICH EVANS!
Most random, unbeatable recommendation I've ever gotten.
Tums overdose is a bad way to go.
*Tums Festival overdose
"Every life ends with a Tums festival" -Samurai Cop
"Jesus Christ, this guy died of a Tums Festival!" ~Coroner's report
"NO MORE CLOWNIN' AROUND"
---John Wayne Gacie