I mean if a blind person says "Besides my brother, I'm the strongest guy here." then knowing there is someone else who will try and correct them, they will try. It's just finding the opportunity by shutting it down before that.
Not really, he totally deserved the brutal death along with the rest of Olympus since he almost killed him in the comic when Kratos was going to get Ambrosia to cure his daughter's sickness and also holding his mom in Atlantis
@@evantambolang3052 plot armor kratos zeus killed him like twice but guess what he went back in time 1 time and the other time he literally crawled out of hell somehow but i guess since hes the main character it makes sense i just wish him and helios had a actual proper battle yeah helios would've still lost because of kratos sheer strength and plot armor but it would've been a good one if they werent lazy
Wait now, I'm not sure if this is relevant to the God Of War franchise or not, but in Greek mythology, wasn't Poseidon responsible for the birth of Medusa? I know Athena was also responsible for her becoming as well but he is to blame the most, correct? So, honestly and truly, he definitely deserved the licking he got from Kratos.
@@MuslimGigachad950 just a heads up the Greek afterlife existed before Thanatos, his job was just to make sure people didn't try the whole "I don't feel like being dead today" idea
@@animationdude9 he is in mythos stronger than the other gods besides Zeus and equal in strength to Poseidon but does not have the powers to actually win a battle against Poseidon because of that he would smoke ares though in game or myth
Poseidon roasting everybody is pretty fitting. He had next to no beef with Kratos personally, yet arguibly got one of the most brutal deaths, just because.
Actually if you put all the god of war games together including chains of Olympus and ghost of Sparta Poseidon logically should’ve had a reason to want smoke with Kratos because he caused Poseidon’s city to sink😂😂
In the comics Poseidon unleashed a plague that infected Kratos's daughter, Kratos participated in a tournament to win a cure all potion for his daughter, in the tournament he fought and defeated a warrior, the warrior wanted revenge against Kratos and gathered a big army and almost killed him, but Kratos made a deal with Hades. so in a way Poseidon started it all.
@@Zeonite-of5lu I blame Zeus for even sending Ares and Athena to get Deimos because of some dumb prophecy and not even letting Kratos commit suicide so Zeus can use him as a slave. Turned out really well for him ngl
Hades literally just being slumped in the corner is so funny to me, like his soul is gone so he literally can't even contribute but they still bother to put his body in the room with them
TBH, the Poseidon fight is the best fight scene in the entire series, possibly on of the best fights in all of gaming. It's such a wonderful spectacle, cool mechanics and visuals all around. What a great way to do a game tutorial.
Not exactly a tutorial since he does way too much damage for a first boss and for a boss in general to be fair even Zeus and hades don’t deal that much damage per hit
I love how accurate this skit is, the gods aren't blaming themselves, but blaming the one who started it all, the one who accidentally gave him a chance etc. When infact, they all know his story. But they chose to provoke him. and also they shouldve gave what he wanted, he wanted his nightmares to be Gone. BUT NO, instead, they told him "Fuck you, kratos. Yes we forgive you, but we don't want remove your nightmares because God's Yada Yada, and also we gave eternal life and God power. Why? Because we are beyond stupid. that's why"
Also for those who are gonna say athena said they cant in the underworld the river that flows through elysium is literally made up of water that erases your memories
He was mad at Zeus and also Poseidon (who kept his mom in Atlantis and did not tell him, he even tried to stop Kratos from going to Atlantis) and Hades (Betrayal the mobile game saw Kratos getting suspicious about Hades trying to ruin his reputation).
Okay, counterpoint: Kratos was gonna error 404 himself at the end of the first game but they all wanted him to take up Ares’ mantle and didn’t wipe his memories. All of them are to blame.
Yeah they gave him something he didn’t really want (be a God) and didn’t give him what he wanted (remove those damn nightmares that were fucking with him fr 10 years from his head)
Took me 5 seconds to realize the reason Poseidon was spamming the circle button on the controller was because you can beat the shit out of Zeus for as long as you want
@@shirodeski4631 bro I spammed that so many times cus that boss fight was a pain and let me tell u I had the kratos rage that it took my mom her bf and my brother to calm me down
Now that I think about it, Kratos only ever had 3 gods on his hit list Ares: for killing his wife and daughter Thanatos: For killing his brother Zeus: For being directly responsible for the other two. And for making him kill his own mother. All the other gods just got in his way for various reasons.
Yeah literally if I were one of the other gods I'd be like; "The dude you're looking for is that way, not my problem to deal with... if you can kill him, power to ya, of ya can't... well then I don't have to worry about you anymore... Go nuts kid."
@@Captain_Titus3867 Hilariously enough, he’s the least awful of the Greek Gods in terms of bullshit committed in all the known myths. He just does his job. Everyone else goes around fucking shit up or banging mortal women when they’re not supposed to. lol
Baldur:Well i can safely asume he is not a calm and reasonable PERSON THOR...I fought that motherfucker 3 times and died...Because of who ? oh yeaaa ODIN Then Baldur gets out of there punching a door
Fun fact: the original idea for god of war 3 was the Greek Kratos, the Norse Kratos and the Egyptian Kratos; after killing their respective pantheons, became the 3 wise men who went to see Jesus after hearing about the birth of a new God
As someone who’s played all the GoW games, this is legend and hilarious. I always wondered why the sisters didn’t just go back in time alone to destroy the sword, but nope, they had to take him along. 😂
@@nicholascauton9648 TBF, the entire pantheon was clearly nothing but brain dead morons. i cant think of a single one of them that made a single intelligent decision during kratos's entire life.
To be fair after Kratos killed Ares, all of the gods were like "good job Kratos, you saved Athens. Oh you want those nightmares and visions taken away? Well fuck you, we only said we'd forgive you". Basically going back on their word
I think they said they couldn’t…which is a massive lie, there’s multiple sleep/dream gods, and a few dozen different things in Greek myth that cause memory loss
@@silenc3068 from what I remember, after the Hydra ordeal Athena and Kratos have talk and she basically said they'll forgive his past, which sounded like "yeah we'll take away your nightmares", and then after that they gave him the middle finger after he did what they asked. Like imagine being a servant and champion of deities, and they go back on their word and won't let you die, so they can keep screwing you over after doing a task this big
@@RyuFuzen: It’s not that they went back on it, technically they did what they said, they forgave Kratos’s actions, but it was sort of implied that that would mean no more nightmares
2:16 Fun Fact : Posiedon is pressing the circle button because it was the same one that you have to press contiunosly to WHOP ZEUS FACE in the final fight of GOW3. And like Posiedon said, ITS SO F***ING SATISFYING!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@martim5800 no not really, if you play Ghost of Sparta, in the flashbacks it's clearly shown that Kratos was the fierce one and Deimos was more calm and less war loving than Kratos. I doubt he'd even gone in the same path as Kratos had Kratos been taken by Ares and Athena
One thing I find hilarious is that it wasn't entirely Ares' fault. Athena was there too, so once again, Zeus shows his favouritism by placing all the blame on Ares.
@@REALFIGURES-tj7fl I remember that a liitle bit. Well shoot, if the Thanatos fight were to be accurate, Deimos would have dropped dead if Thanatos breathed on him wrong.
Khronos is the Primordial god of Time in Orphic Greek Mythology and Religion. This is Kronos, the King of the Titans and the god of the Harvest. Bec of the similarity of their names, Kronos was believed to be the Titan of Time Kronos is also descendant of Khronos
Hades is possibly stronger physically but Poseidon has the edge in power through his abilities. Its not up for a debate,he is literally canonically slightly more powerful but they are still comparable to each other.Like its actually stated officially Zeus though is much stronger according to the lore
@@royd209 And poseidon was 1v2'ing Gaia and Kratos with the Sword of Olympus combined. The same Kratos that resisted Hades' soul sickles by sheer strength and subsequently used the same weapon to suck Hades' soul.
Step in front of a train and what do you think will happen? 🤣that fight had me deciding if I’d actually side with my brother or just tell’em to bring his chick and kid back!
It is absolutely insane that thousands of years after these stories were made there are millions of people who enjoy them and know them. This is like in the year 5500, people living across the universe, are making their modern comedic adaptations of Harry Potter
Really Wish that we actually got Kratos fighting Helios and Hermes instead of a glorified quick time event and Hermes running, I mean chasing Hermes was good but after that they could have had an awesome fight, and with Helios, they could have maybe brought back Pegasus or Kratos could have launched himself towards Helios and they could have fought on his cart, also really wish that after Kratos throws Poseidon out of the sea we got to fight him in that actual form, and after that the game gave us QTE and after defeating Poseidon, Kratos could have gotten his trident But non of this is gonna make it into the game 😂, cause it's 12 years old, but hey could have cool, who knows maybe they add these in gow3 after all these years via an update, which reminds me that Bloodborne is getting an update after so many years don't know what it is
@@statera5854 cuz in gow 3 when u beat zeus u can keep spamming circle and beating zeus as long as u want You can never stop spamming cuz its so satisfying
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed how bizarrely brutal Kratos was with Poseidon, who didn't even sneeze in Kratos's direction until the day Kratos rolled up on his brother's house and told them he was going to slaughter all of them.
Bruh, everyone sleeping on Hades. Kratos flexed on him like 4 times before GOW3, he killed his Wife, killed his niece, killed his brother and then Kratos ripped his soul off after peeling the skin of his face when he pulled his helmet off.
Literally explained this part to my dad while playing gow5. Like, yea ares thought he was making the perfect soldier, and that shit was the wrong mf move
Artemis was smart. Being the goddess of the hunt and all, the moment she realized what kind of game Kratos was on the hunt for, she fucking dipped and hasn't been seen since.
You know, now that I think about it, Phobos was assumed dead, and I feel like even if he was possibly alive, he’d be too scared to fight Kratos in GOW Ascension (the joke is that He’s the god of Fear/Terror), heck he would’ve just given Kratos his armor and spear, then he’d probably just leave on good terms, I’m probably wrong, IDK I just had a weird thought
Poseidon was also the god of earthquakes, because when he had a fit, he’d strike the ground with his trident. So I think that he sensed the vibrations/small shockwaves coming from Hercules
Just finished the Poseidon fight and now I understand. That shit was just ruthless. Bro kratos beat the brakes off of Poseidon. And they had the audacity to put us in Poseidon's pov while controlling the man stomping him out. Amazing.
@@konquerer_ At the end of the game you get to punch Zeus in the face for as long as you want as the screen goes red with his blood, there is no limit for how long you can go for
I love that reference too! I remember mashing circle for like 2 minutes before my finger got tired and i realized it woulf just go on forever and i could stop
For anyone wondering what happened to Poseidon: Man was stabbed, thrown into a rock at mach 4, beaten the shit out of, kicked, beaten some more, thrown at another rock, had his eyes gouged out, and had his neck snapped while said eyes were being gouged out Edit: Also, leaving in the fact he wasn't nearly as bad as the other gods. Arrogant, cruel and a little bad-tempered, yeah, but he fought clean and warned Kratos about what he was doing even after getting his intestines rearranged in a 2v1
@@aerithroses2683: Apollo may just straight up not exist or died awhile ago in the GoW world, I think the only mention of him in all the games is the bow in GoW3, and Helios was still around, so it’s not like he was the sun god
Ah yes. A smart God for once. Gives loot and promptly fucks off never to be seen again. Very smart, especially around young Kratos who was a ticking time bomb for anything that wasn't a normal human and even then you probably finna get vibe checked by his giant ass foot if some random ass spartan special summons his ass like he was some sort of Yu-Gi-Oh! card.
That slow turn to Athena alone killed me. That first person point of view from Poseidon in-game is one of the most horrifying moments I've experienced in a game.
@@JargonMadjin im shivering thinking about it. I was so uncomfortable. I also lost it with Posiedon mashing the X button and saying "i didnt know I could stop".... so much red
I remember playing 3 and my brother got to Zeus and we didn’t know we could stop beating the ever loving shit outta him. We sat there for nearly ten minutes. I’m glad we weren’t the only ones.
Nice touch how they adressed Zeus with a "Don't compare your death to ours, I mean for YOUR sake-" Because normally they'd most likely say "For Zeus' sake-"
It’s a nice throwback/detail how Theseus got hit in the doorframe by Chronos, for anyone not familiar, kratos killed Theseus by smashing his head in the doorframe and bashing it to a pulp. So chronos just gave him a taste of memory lane, how he died.
Honestly it wasn't just Ares' fault. Kratos was literally just fine with just killing Ares until Athena and Zeus had gone too far with his brother and mother.
Bruh I can’t 😂😂😂😂 Poseidon is cooking them! When he said “He fucked your wife” I lost my shit and laughed so hard I loved how he went off on Ares, Hephaestus, Zeus, Hercules, Gaia and Athena!
Thanatos literally died just because Zeus has send incompetent people to steal the kid. This dude wasn't even corrupted, he was just doing his job. Deimos even got muscles in his realm instead of being skinny skeleton
2:20 Zeus getting a PTSD flashback from Poseidon mashing O. 2:58 Theseus getting a PTSD flashback from a closing door. 4:06: Poseidon knowing Hercules is about to make a comment without even needing eyes. Guess Hera was too drunk to find the party.
@@xavierjones9932 Zeus played favorites with Athena which made Ares feel unwanted plus Zeus seems to ignore him and doesn't care. That cause Ares to do something so drastic and revengeful that it cause him and everyone to die due to their fuck up so yeah, Zeus contribute to most to his and everyone's demise
@@Zeonite-of5lu to make a great warrior out of him and over did it since he's an hothead who is smart but thinks more with his sword which became his flaw due to not thinking it through. Hades had a champion too but unlike Ares, Hades had barbarians kill his champion's father and never told him which fueled him with rage. Hades did a better job because he thought it through. Hades champion met his end by the hands of Kratos after Ares made the deal by the way.
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I love how strong is Poseidon, even when he blind he can see when Hercules raise his hand
Not see, but "feel". Lol even the blind can tell whats going on
@@giveematug7093 what feel? Blind ppl feel someone raising hand without making sound? Really doesnt make any sense
@@im_snarf6387 they feel when someone is about to say some bullshit
I mean if a blind person says "Besides my brother, I'm the strongest guy here." then knowing there is someone else who will try and correct them, they will try. It's just finding the opportunity by shutting it down before that.
@@bizzaroblake2519 nah Poseidon has bullshit sensing abilities
I love how Poseidon is blind and still knew Hercules had his hand up
Wait it never occurrdd to me that he is blind lmao
Bro used thee hardest motherf*cker I’ve ever heard 😂
@@MrGreatCamper Kratos did gouge his eyes
When he said besides zues he is strongest he knew it would be instinct for hercules to object
“Hercules put you F-Ing hand down…”
"Its not that deep-"
"He fucked your wife."
Im dead 💀
“Other than Aphrodite, WHO HE FUCKED!!!…”
capital F on the fucked💀
💀
Oh, it was THAT deep, alright…
I looked up Kratos vs Poiseidon for the first time, and Mal was right, what Kratos did to him was every ist, phobic and hate crime in the book.
Not really, he totally deserved the brutal death along with the rest of Olympus since he almost killed him in the comic when Kratos was going to get Ambrosia to cure his daughter's sickness and also holding his mom in Atlantis
@@evantambolang3052 plot armor kratos zeus killed him like twice but guess what he went back in time 1 time and the other time he literally crawled out of hell somehow but i guess since hes the main character it makes sense i just wish him and helios had a actual proper battle yeah helios would've still lost because of kratos sheer strength and plot armor but it would've been a good one if they werent lazy
@@Playball1238🤓
Wait now, I'm not sure if this is relevant to the God Of War franchise or not, but in Greek mythology, wasn't Poseidon responsible for the birth of Medusa? I know Athena was also responsible for her becoming as well but he is to blame the most, correct?
So, honestly and truly, he definitely deserved the licking he got from Kratos.
putting a nerd emoji for no reason is insane@@FalangeRevolutionary986
Poseidon: _ranting about how this is all Ares’ fault_
Ares: “Bitch, all of this happened because *_ZEUS_* is the Nick Cannon of Olympus!”
2:16 😅I lost it when Poseidon started pressing that circle button repeatedly. ⭕️
Underrated comment lol! 🤣
The Nick Cannon is crazy😂😂
But Most of Zeus kids don't have beef with the entire pantheon
@@lightcrowd2064 WDYM
Damn Kratos gouged Poseidon's eyes out so hard, he remained blind in the after life
lol
Pretty sure kratos touched his brain. Broke his neck holding on to his eye sockets.
didn't thanatos get destroyed from his core so technically they aint in no after life esspecially since hades's soul is.... yknow what i mean
@@MuslimGigachad950 just a heads up the Greek afterlife existed before Thanatos, his job was just to make sure people didn't try the whole "I don't feel like being dead today" idea
@Elijah Boyd yes and no he can still die it just won't stick for very long
Ares: y’all forgetting none of this would’ve happened if Zeus didn’t take the “if there’s a hole there’s a goal” quote seriously
If wasnt zeus it would have been poseidon hermes apollo dionysus hephaestus or maybe aphrodite
@@Blaze-xe8cl Poseidon and Hades are his brothers
@@pritthisdas8779 i am aware and poseidon is horny just like zeus
Poseidon roasting like every God he sees that got killed by Kratos is accurate since he had like no hard feelings against each other
He was so upset that even though he's blind he's still able to see them enough to roast them😂
“sees”
"Hercules put your FUCKING hand down."
Even though Poseidon blind he knew Hercules would try some shit 💀
Plus he had that hard "er" 😭🤣
Isn’t Hercules mad strong physically tho?
@@animationdude9 he is in mythos stronger than the other gods besides Zeus and equal in strength to Poseidon but does not have the powers to actually win a battle against Poseidon because of that he would smoke ares though in game or myth
helios should whip his ass vuz hes god of the sun butn poseidon to crisp
@@animationdude9 Definitely, that man is a unit but he’s not taking Poseidon down!
Poseidon roasting everybody is pretty fitting. He had next to no beef with Kratos personally, yet arguibly got one of the most brutal deaths, just because.
Actually if you put all the god of war games together including chains of Olympus and ghost of Sparta Poseidon logically should’ve had a reason to want smoke with Kratos because he caused Poseidon’s city to sink😂😂
Plus he got his concubine crushed to pulp by a device because Kratos needed her to keep it open for him.
@@KaptainMekaPere his concubine was after his death
@@ilidot5892 ... yes indeed!
@@KaptainMekaPere that wasn't his wife???
In the comics Poseidon unleashed a plague that infected Kratos's daughter, Kratos participated in a tournament to win a cure all potion for his daughter, in the tournament he fought and defeated a warrior, the warrior wanted revenge against Kratos and gathered a big army and almost killed him, but Kratos made a deal with Hades. so in a way Poseidon started it all.
that's what you called domino effect
@@grindyvin9354i still blame Ares and Athena for not just killing Deimos and Kratos when they could have.
@@Zeonite-of5luwell, Ares would kill him but Athena stopped him
@@Zeonite-of5lu I blame Zeus for even sending Ares and Athena to get Deimos because of some dumb prophecy and not even letting Kratos commit suicide so Zeus can use him as a slave. Turned out really well for him ngl
@@Ribsi If Athena let him die Kratos would have become Gaia's ally earlier, it was not going to fix the problem.
"Hercules put your fucking hand down" killed me! 😂
Poseidon literally roasting every single greek god that makes kratos gone wild of destroying olympus for 4 minute 28 seconds
For real. That "DAMN" moment though has to be when he said to Hephastus, "HE FUCKED YOUR WIFE."
Poseidon was right though
Honestly man Hades and Poseidon really didn't deserve to die.
@{Lunar Aono} I liked his design. Looks fitting for the god of the underworld.
@{Lunar Aono} and I also respect yours.
Hades literally just being slumped in the corner is so funny to me, like his soul is gone so he literally can't even contribute but they still bother to put his body in the room with them
i like that hades just does his job and he is fully loyal to his wife unlike many other gods
@@mohammedghaze303 "He is fully loyal to his wife"
Was.
@@mohammedghaze303 fully?
More loyal yeah, not fully
@@keithkamau4771 he's a saint compared to all-fucker
@@memeaccount8095 would that be Poseidon or Zeus?
TBH, the Poseidon fight is the best fight scene in the entire series, possibly on of the best fights in all of gaming. It's such a wonderful spectacle, cool mechanics and visuals all around. What a great way to do a game tutorial.
Not exactly a tutorial since he does way too much damage for a first boss and for a boss in general to be fair even Zeus and hades don’t deal that much damage per hit
I love how accurate this skit is, the gods aren't blaming themselves, but blaming the one who started it all, the one who accidentally gave him a chance etc. When infact, they all know his story. But they chose to provoke him. and also they shouldve gave what he wanted, he wanted his nightmares to be Gone. BUT NO, instead, they told him "Fuck you, kratos. Yes we forgive you, but we don't want remove your nightmares because God's Yada Yada, and also we gave eternal life and God power. Why? Because we are beyond stupid. that's why"
Yep Ares getting shit on fr starting the fire that burned them all.
Also for those who are gonna say athena said they cant in the underworld the river that flows through elysium is literally made up of water that erases your memories
@@Blaze-xe8cl The strongest river of the underworld Styx didn't have it's affect on him so what affect would Lethe have?
Greek gods: so Baldur how'd you die?
Baldur: he snapped my neck
Greek gods: that is shockingly restrained
Wait till he cuts Thor's belly open
Twice
Baldur: After repeated warnings, too!
Greek gods: Wow. WOW.
*Hera sipping wine silently
@@gdhuertas07 That got a good chuckle out of me, appreciate it.
" WHY DID YOU KILL HIS FAMILY. WHYYYYY" I fucking felt that 😭😭🤣🤣
TOP TEN DUMBEST N***** IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY, MY GOD!
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Ares thought it was cool and funny
@@Ace_03
He do a little trolling
Ares is the funny mf
2:31 the ol’ slow head twist never gets old
Same
Nah, but for real though, the way Kratos violated poseidon, it was like he was more mad at him than Zeus.😂
He was mad at Zeus and also Poseidon (who kept his mom in Atlantis and did not tell him, he even tried to stop Kratos from going to Atlantis) and Hades (Betrayal the mobile game saw Kratos getting suspicious about Hades trying to ruin his reputation).
"is that Cronos? Hey buddy long time no see because i literally can't" had me laughing too hard
Hates his dad lmao
my favourite part during Cronos' arrival was Zeus
"Aw hell naw, who invited him, get out!"
Why did it take me time to understand this crap💀
Bro this is unnecessarily funny and spot on. Each joke takes me back to the exact moment of the game
Same lol..I get flashbacks of mashing the O button lol
No, he’s not
Bruh same… Literally replayed GOW3 in my head 😂😂😂
The way he mentions Aphrodite to Hephaestus for the first time had my dying
No amount of alo Vera or burn cream would be used to cover that massive burn.
Okay, counterpoint: Kratos was gonna error 404 himself at the end of the first game but they all wanted him to take up Ares’ mantle and didn’t wipe his memories. All of them are to blame.
Yeah they gave him something he didn’t really want (be a God) and didn’t give him what he wanted (remove those damn nightmares that were fucking with him fr 10 years from his head)
Poseidon was spitting facts. You gotta remember he was fighting a 2v1 vs Kratos AND Gaia and was still holding his own.
Ong poseidon was like that
Second strongest god
@@markelscott100 ANNNND he was tearin down other fucking titans throughout it all
@@faarismuhammad8361 only to get his eyes pushed in and his neck snapped like a chicken bone, they did him wrong lol
Let’s be honest Gaia and cronos are the only strong titans every other titan basically got one shotted
Took me 5 seconds to realize the reason Poseidon was spamming the circle button on the controller was because you can beat the shit out of Zeus for as long as you want
I kept pressing O for almost 5 minutes thinking he’ll stop but he didn’t so I stopped spamming it and then zeus disappeared
@@shirodeski4631 same just keeped spamming my O
@@shirodeski4631 bro I spammed that so many times cus that boss fight was a pain and let me tell u I had the kratos rage that it took my mom her bf and my brother to calm me down
@@onepieceking1770 you must learn to camly express your rage.
Next time to it with a turbo controller.
@@blaacksugar7714 yea.... but heres the worst part I was 12 yrs old playing gow3
The quick pan view on hades after he said “HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A SOOUULL” had me completely in a chokehold
Ares: *breathes*
Everyone: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT--
Helios: my death will not lead you to Zeus
*Kratos literally use Helios to light up the path to zeus*
Helios: oh what do you know it works
Kratos: that is where you are wrong
Helios used to be mimir (head)
a literal fleshlight
@@shwjsjej.jsjsjsje2035 a fact
A year later this is still pure comedy gold
I love this skit so much. 😂 I keep rewatching at least once a month. It’s what got me into the god of war lore. 🤣
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2:30 Poseidon’s slow head turn killed me😂💀
2:47
Bro i did the same shit when i saw athena talking
_"AtHEnA shUt ThE fuCK uP"_
Considering his actual relationship with Athena he would do that
Now that I think about it, Kratos only ever had 3 gods on his hit list
Ares: for killing his wife and daughter
Thanatos: For killing his brother
Zeus: For being directly responsible for the other two. And for making him kill his own mother.
All the other gods just got in his way for various reasons.
Kratos gave each of the other gods a chance but did they take it? Nope
Zeus also destroyed Sparta
@@maxomaxos8758 After changing the time-line and killing the gods I'm pretty sure Kratos himself now destroyed Sparta.
Yeah literally if I were one of the other gods I'd be like; "The dude you're looking for is that way, not my problem to deal with... if you can kill him, power to ya, of ya can't... well then I don't have to worry about you anymore... Go nuts kid."
Zeus: I take full responsibility for everything; I sent a dumbass to do the job! *Looks at Ares*
Ares: Come on, man, I said I was sorry…
Zeus: 2:01
Oh that's fine. But Kratos did nearly kill you with The Blade of Olympus twice. A weapon of YOUR MAKING.
At least he didn’t fuck his dad’s wife… wait…
Poseidon ain't even wrong, he's literally the first result for "kratos vs"
Ares being the punching bag is too good 😂😂😂
He’s the reason why Kratos ran the fade on every Greek god, so he deserves it
Very accurate to how he’s portrayed in actual Greek mythology lol 😂
@@Captain_Titus3867 Hilariously enough, he’s the least awful of the Greek Gods in terms of bullshit committed in all the known myths. He just does his job. Everyone else goes around fucking shit up or banging mortal women when they’re not supposed to. lol
@@Captain_Titus3867 ATHENIAN PROPAGANDA
@@SUPERDESERTOPIUM I agree. Athenians mad cause they lost to the based redpilled Spartans
Odin pops up:ayy how many greek gods did he kill?
Poseidon all of us.
Thor pops up:sooo he wasnt a calm and reasonable person
Mimir: Compared to the sons of Thor, Kratos is very calm and reasonable
Baldur:Well i can safely asume he is not a calm and reasonable PERSON THOR...I fought that motherfucker 3 times and died...Because of who ? oh yeaaa ODIN
Then Baldur gets out of there punching a door
Odin: In comparison to you or Ares?
😂😂😂
@@65firered Mimir: Yes
Fun fact: the original idea for god of war 3 was the Greek Kratos, the Norse Kratos and the Egyptian Kratos; after killing their respective pantheons, became the 3 wise men who went to see Jesus after hearing about the birth of a new God
There's a Egyptian Kratos and a Norse Kratos? Where were they? And why did we not see Norse Kratos in GoW and GoW Ragnorak?
@JassLJ not Kratos but the gods of war
"oh my bad. i didnt know i could" THATS TOO REAL BRO I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THAT
As someone who’s played all the GoW games, this is legend and hilarious. I always wondered why the sisters didn’t just go back in time alone to destroy the sword, but nope, they had to take him along. 😂
EXACTLY they had a 3-0 lead and blew it 😂😂
Because they were too arrogant. They thought would easily beat Kratos anyway
Yes
Yeah. In retrospect, the sisters were dumbasses for taking him along. They coulda done that while fighting Lakhesis.
@@nicholascauton9648 TBF, the entire pantheon was clearly nothing but brain dead morons. i cant think of a single one of them that made a single intelligent decision during kratos's entire life.
To be fair after Kratos killed Ares, all of the gods were like "good job Kratos, you saved Athens. Oh you want those nightmares and visions taken away? Well fuck you, we only said we'd forgive you". Basically going back on their word
I think they said they couldn’t…which is a massive lie, there’s multiple sleep/dream gods, and a few dozen different things in Greek myth that cause memory loss
@@silenc3068 from what I remember, after the Hydra ordeal Athena and Kratos have talk and she basically said they'll forgive his past, which sounded like "yeah we'll take away your nightmares", and then after that they gave him the middle finger after he did what they asked. Like imagine being a servant and champion of deities, and they go back on their word and won't let you die, so they can keep screwing you over after doing a task this big
@@RyuFuzen: It’s not that they went back on it, technically they did what they said, they forgave Kratos’s actions, but it was sort of implied that that would mean no more nightmares
@@silenc3068 and then they gave him their power with no restrictions or limitations....
wait
To be fair, that's just Kratos not having basic deduction skills. He SHOULD have told them 'I will do this IF you take the nightmares away'
The way Poseidon slowly turned his head to “look” at Athena had me rolling 😂
2:16 Fun Fact :
Posiedon is pressing the circle button because it was the same one that you have to press contiunosly to WHOP ZEUS FACE in the final fight of GOW3. And like Posiedon said, ITS SO F***ING SATISFYING!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Maybe if you guys brought me the right child, we wouldn’t be in this situation” just might be one of truest things.
Hey at least Zeus took full Responsibility because he sent a dumbass to do that job
I think it'd have gone pretty much the same way honestly, it's just Deimos would be the protag
@@martim5800 no not really, if you play Ghost of Sparta, in the flashbacks it's clearly shown that Kratos was the fierce one and Deimos was more calm and less war loving than Kratos. I doubt he'd even gone in the same path as Kratos had Kratos been taken by Ares and Athena
@@gyanprakash3671 nah bro, he would, if they kidnapped his brother he wouldn't be so calm.
One thing I find hilarious is that it wasn't entirely Ares' fault. Athena was there too, so once again, Zeus shows his favouritism by placing all the blame on Ares.
Thanatos: I barely touched him, aight?
Also Thanatos: *proceeds to literally turn Deimos into a fucking pancake by slamming the poor sod like twice*
To be fair kratos was eating those same hits
@@majincookies To be double fair: Kratos was a full blown Olympic God at that point, soo
@@owen723 Exactly.
@@owen723 Actually Athena made him even stronger after that.
@@REALFIGURES-tj7fl I remember that a liitle bit. Well shoot, if the Thanatos fight were to be accurate, Deimos would have dropped dead if Thanatos breathed on him wrong.
This whole video is a love letter to the Greek GOW series and does not MISS
Poseidon destroying everyone is the best thing I’ve seen in a while☠️
Just came back to rewatch this today. I still STAND by Poseidon. Kratos didn't even have beef with him but dogged on him.
Actually Poseidon had a pretty good reason to be pissed at him
Is this a JoJo reference?
posioden literally popped up out of the water and sucker punched kratos with a giant horse crab. he was begging for those chains.
Poseidon did actually had beef with Kratos since he drowned Atlantis during Ghost of Sparta.
Bro Poseidon came out of nowhere on Gaia's back and picked a fight with Kratos. Not the other way around
Chronos came in with so much "Hey I'm here for the interview" energy
Fr that shit was funny
Why did I hear his voice tho??
GET OOOOOOUT!
Oh wait, wrong interview...
Khronos is the Primordial god of Time in Orphic Greek Mythology and Religion. This is Kronos, the King of the Titans and the god of the Harvest. Bec of the similarity of their names, Kronos was believed to be the Titan of Time
Kronos is also descendant of Khronos
Chronos: Ayyy, wassup everyone?
Zeus: Get the fuck out
I really hope someone animates this with the Greek gods because these are so spot on
0:19 that one sounded so wrong 😂😂😂
He means the one on his torso
"i am the second strongest god here"
hades would disagree if kratos hadn't run off with his soul
Hades is possibly stronger physically but Poseidon has the edge in power through his abilities.
Its not up for a debate,he is literally canonically slightly more powerful but they are still comparable to each other.Like its actually stated officially
Zeus though is much stronger according to the lore
@@newhybrid101 Shouldn't Hades have the edge though? I mean, he can literally take souls with his weapon. Can Poseidon block or dodge that?
@@newhybrid101 if we go by feats then hades literally solo'd atlas by himself, and atlas was the strongest titan
Here as in, like, soul in the afterlife. If Hades wasn't a disembodied corpse that'd be another story.
@@royd209 And poseidon was 1v2'ing Gaia and Kratos with the Sword of Olympus combined.
The same Kratos that resisted Hades' soul sickles by sheer strength and subsequently used the same weapon to suck Hades' soul.
That Poseidon line was on point , he was Definitely number 1 in the CZcams search
And number 3 in google lmao
I didn't even have to put in "vs", hell I didn't even have to finish Kratos' god damn name before kratos vs posideon popped up
Literally just typed in "Kratos" and it was right there xD
Step in front of a train and what do you think will happen? 🤣that fight had me deciding if I’d actually side with my brother or just tell’em to bring his chick and kid back!
Im just type kratos on youtube, and i found vs poseidon
You had me at "my mother don't even recognize my own face dawg" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It is absolutely insane that thousands of years after these stories were made there are millions of people who enjoy them and know them. This is like in the year 5500, people living across the universe, are making their modern comedic adaptations of Harry Potter
me too stories way out live us and pass on feelings. like hoes will be hoes men and women. human beings are petty and do wild shit.
I love the Sass of everyone, respect to hermes for not crying all that much even if he has no legs to stand his case
A man's losing his drip breaks him for good
Hermes can cry all He wants.
Hermes losing his own legs is probably unbearable. If I were him I wouldn't be able to stand it.
@@alextheegg6653 yes, that's a terrible tragedy. oh....... "stand it", I just got it.
Really Wish that we actually got Kratos fighting Helios and Hermes instead of a glorified quick time event and Hermes running, I mean chasing Hermes was good but after that they could have had an awesome fight, and with Helios, they could have maybe brought back Pegasus or Kratos could have launched himself towards Helios and they could have fought on his cart, also really wish that after Kratos throws Poseidon out of the sea we got to fight him in that actual form, and after that the game gave us QTE and after defeating Poseidon, Kratos could have gotten his trident
But non of this is gonna make it into the game 😂, cause it's 12 years old, but hey could have cool, who knows maybe they add these in gow3 after all these years via an update, which reminds me that Bloodborne is getting an update after so many years don't know what it is
Poseidon button mashing: “Oh my bad I did know I couldn’t”
That’s the best line in this whole thing 🤣
I don't get it but ye
@@statera5854 cuz in gow 3 when u beat zeus u can keep spamming circle and beating zeus as long as u want
You can never stop spamming cuz its so satisfying
@@rurururi312 i played GOW 3 so many times and didn’t get it until you said that 😂😂🤦🏾♂️
@@malikgraham1824I've played GOW only once and I knew.
Zeus should of replied by pressing L3 + R3.
Zeus learned a valuable lesson. Don’t deny Kratos his doobie.
love how hades was just there, and they didn’t care about him even if he didn’t have a soul.
I love how Hades sitting there without his Soul, meanwhile in God of War 5: Ragnarok, Kratos still carry his Soul inside him for decades
Does he do something with the soul?
bro literally had a man inside him for centuries💀💀💀💀
centuries
No, his soul's in the swords, which Kratos destroyed, meaning he's alive now, technically
@@Memelord1117 I can't imagine how different his home would be after returning to his body
“… I was just trying to make him a great warrior….”
Kratos:
“…You succeeded.”
*le stab*
Biggest mistake of Ares's life XD
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Poseidon: TOP TEN DUMBEST NI**A IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY. MY GOD!!!
@@reversenoobz1 Ares deserves a spot on Top 10 Dumbest Motherfuckers in Video Game History.
The fact that I literally went on CZcams search and typed in “Kratos vs” and the first thing that came up was vs Poseidon made me laugh so damn hard
Lmfaooo it’s true
I just typed kr and it was the first thing that came up
all i had to do was type in "kra"
Because it was the most epic battle in my opinion.
Me with only "K" there's Kratos Vs Poseidon on the middle
and i add "Kr" yep it on the third places while you add another "Kra" it becomes on top 😹🤣
It's ritual to come back and watch this every once in a while
Yes
And it's criminal to not watch the part two right after
@@jj-ce8bb fact
4:05 Hercules raising his finger cured Poseidon’s blindness💀
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed how bizarrely brutal Kratos was with Poseidon, who didn't even sneeze in Kratos's direction until the day Kratos rolled up on his brother's house and told them he was going to slaughter all of them.
He took him being in his way personal got me too I was like he's just sending a message for the rest and such and its a brutal message 🤣🤣
Poseidon roasting all of the greek gods is very fitting. He had no beef with kratos personally, but Kratos did him dirty
@@Theblackvortex75 lol….the message was simple: I want zeus, you get in my way…..pick these hands, these blades, or your own weapon Fucking you up😅
Kratos sank Atlantis.
Bruh, everyone sleeping on Hades. Kratos flexed on him like 4 times before GOW3, he killed his Wife, killed his niece, killed his brother and then Kratos ripped his soul off after peeling the skin of his face when he pulled his helmet off.
"i just wanted him to be a great warrior"
Dawg- YOU GAVE HIM THE BLADES
But fr you just earned a subscriber
Man’s made Kratos a little *too* great of you ask me. Turned all of Greece and a good chunk of the Norse into past tense
Literally explained this part to my dad while playing gow5. Like, yea ares thought he was making the perfect soldier, and that shit was the wrong mf move
He ironically succeeded at his job they just didn't know what that would lead to for them lol
@@scottpeltier3977 to be fair, the Norse dragged him into it
0:44 I freaking laughed at this scene cause it's true
The slow turn to "Athena shut the fuck up!" 😂😂😂
The way he mentions Aphrodite again at 2:40 had me in tears
"WHO HE FUCKED"
Diick Ridaaaaa
I mean he was not wrong
HE FUCKED YO WIFE!
She’s still alive and probably off doing adult things in other parts of the world
Artemis was smart. Being the goddess of the hunt and all, the moment she realized what kind of game Kratos was on the hunt for, she fucking dipped and hasn't been seen since.
u don't just piss off people like kratos and asura
It took a hunter to know a hunter...Artemis was the smartest one (not) there.
There is ALSO hestia,the nicest god of olimpus besides actual mitological hades
@@Jpx0999 Hades in GOW was actually pretty cool too, he was also just the only god that had a legitimate Beef with Kratos.
You know, now that I think about it, Phobos was assumed dead, and I feel like even if he was possibly alive, he’d be too scared to fight Kratos in GOW Ascension (the joke is that He’s the god of Fear/Terror), heck he would’ve just given Kratos his armor and spear, then he’d probably just leave on good terms, I’m probably wrong, IDK I just had a weird thought
Poseidon "IDK what I did, but what he did to me had to be racist" 😂😂😂 that was the funniest shit I heard him say 😂😂😂😂
"Is that Cronos? Ayy Buddy long time no see cuz i literally cant!"
Poseidon was blind but still sensed Hercules putting his goofy hand up.
Thats impressive
Poseidon was also the god of earthquakes, because when he had a fit, he’d strike the ground with his trident. So I think that he sensed the vibrations/small shockwaves coming from Hercules
@@merdikalkoven873 or literally cause they have known each other for who knows how long
@@envfynestt9132 the biggest possibility
He also knew Perseus was still invisible
A true god
Just finished the Poseidon fight and now I understand. That shit was just ruthless. Bro kratos beat the brakes off of Poseidon. And they had the audacity to put us in Poseidon's pov while controlling the man stomping him out. Amazing.
Yeah, no wonder the man was salty as his domain.
Damn that’s crazy.
Anyone else imagining Posideon’s empty eye sockets twitching behind those shades as he rages?
@@radjadawamindra697 Well he is God of the Sea, so makes sense.
@@kassandraofodyssey6475 but no more a god of see
"Hercules put your fuckin hand down!" Killed me
The tapping on the controller was a smart joke. “ I didn’t know I could stop” literally my thoughts in that scene.
It took me a second to realize which button he was pressing and then I got it, that was a nice touch
@@JargonMadjin can ya explain?
@@konquerer_ At the end of the game you get to punch Zeus in the face for as long as you want as the screen goes red with his blood, there is no limit for how long you can go for
I love that reference too! I remember mashing circle for like 2 minutes before my finger got tired and i realized it woulf just go on forever and i could stop
Fiery play through I thought my game crashed from overassbeating ZUEEEEESS
For anyone wondering what happened to Poseidon:
Man was stabbed, thrown into a rock at mach 4, beaten the shit out of, kicked, beaten some more, thrown at another rock, had his eyes gouged out, and had his neck snapped while said eyes were being gouged out
Edit: Also, leaving in the fact he wasn't nearly as bad as the other gods. Arrogant, cruel and a little bad-tempered, yeah, but he fought clean and warned Kratos about what he was doing even after getting his intestines rearranged in a 2v1
I feel bad for Poseidon
@@C134-Godzilla I don't
@@chancebands8860 tf poseidon do to deserve that
@@garrysucks4190 Idgaf mf try to kill me so he's getting treated with brutality
@@chancebands8860 How did Poseidon deserve that shit? He literally gave Kratos his first power up chronologically (Besides Ares of course)
1:50 the greatest comeback ever
I watched this before playing any god of war game and now I’m back to say that I understand EVERYTHING 😭😭😭
“Other than Aphrodite, you wasn’t in his kill list” there’s also Artemis, who gave him a blade and vanished to never be seen again
Hestia, Apollo
must've heard what Ares did and decided to not get involved with Olympus getting burned down
@@aerithroses2683: Apollo may just straight up not exist or died awhile ago in the GoW world, I think the only mention of him in all the games is the bow in GoW3, and Helios was still around, so it’s not like he was the sun god
Ah yes. A smart God for once. Gives loot and promptly fucks off never to be seen again. Very smart, especially around young Kratos who was a ticking time bomb for anything that wasn't a normal human and even then you probably finna get vibe checked by his giant ass foot if some random ass spartan special summons his ass like he was some sort of Yu-Gi-Oh! card.
I think she died in the Titan Siege
That slow turn to Athena alone killed me. That first person point of view from Poseidon in-game is one of the most horrifying moments I've experienced in a game.
The thumbstick press being akin to the eye gouge is what stuck with me, they knew what they were doing when they made that game
@@JargonMadjin im shivering thinking about it. I was so uncomfortable. I also lost it with Posiedon mashing the X button and saying "i didnt know I could stop".... so much red
@@Snook1985 The button mash sent me, this video is absolute gold
1k😊
That was the "I know you ain't talkin shit" slow turn
I lost it hades can’t even tell his side of the story 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just like how poseidon pointed out that kratos did aphrodite
Who didn't?
@@fabi3790 hephaestus lmao
@@RahatAzim998 leave him alone he tried his best
I remember playing 3 and my brother got to Zeus and we didn’t know we could stop beating the ever loving shit outta him. We sat there for nearly ten minutes. I’m glad we weren’t the only ones.
I did it for a hour straight cuz I didn't know, and it was satisfying
Same
I thought my game was bugging out when it never ended 🤣
I don't remember... Why? Did it not show you can press circle on him or something?
@@TalTheBest No it just keeps telling you to mash circle and it keeps going until you stop for a second
Nice touch how they adressed Zeus with a "Don't compare your death to ours, I mean for YOUR sake-"
Because normally they'd most likely say "For Zeus' sake-"
I been watching you for a while and still the list hasn’t changed with Poseidon being number one
I've seen NO comments about Theseus but the way he came in and was hesitant about coming through that door way fucking KILLED me lmaoooo
I was looking for that fucking comment loool
subtle but genius 💯
dude got traumatized so bad he got entamaphobia
@@lid7218 and what pray tell, is entamaphobia? fear of your b!tch ass?
@@bollockjohnson6156 fear of your mom's naked body
If this some how blows up, Ill do the Norse Gods when Ragnarok drops🔥
cant wait for that lol
Crazy how u only have 1k subs this shit was funny asf 😂
@@shshorts7046 Underrated for a reason 🤷🏾♂️
@@malwrld please do more, BTW not good vid but legendary video
truly bro, i just discovered u and i’m loving it
Poseidon ain’t lying I typed in the search bar
“Kr” and the first thing was “kratos kills Poseidon”
It’s a nice throwback/detail how Theseus got hit in the doorframe by Chronos, for anyone not familiar, kratos killed Theseus by smashing his head in the doorframe and bashing it to a pulp. So chronos just gave him a taste of memory lane, how he died.
Honestly it wasn't just Ares' fault. Kratos was literally just fine with just killing Ares until Athena and Zeus had gone too far with his brother and mother.
Fr like they should not messed with the “god of war”
@@0ft6 They made him the God of War.Before that he was a slave hunting trinkets like Pandoras Box to get on equal foorting
They should have honestly just let him die when he plunged into the sea
@@0ft6 Yeah Kratos was fine even though he still had the nightmares, he didn't try to take revenge against Athena for lying to him.
Zeus: I take full responsibility for everything; I sent a dumbass to do the job! *Looks at Ares*
Ares: Come on, man, I said I was sorry…
Bruh I can’t 😂😂😂😂 Poseidon is cooking them! When he said “He fucked your wife” I lost my shit and laughed so hard I loved how he went off on Ares, Hephaestus, Zeus, Hercules, Gaia and Athena!
I love how Poseidon just KNEW Hercules was about to say something after he said “I’m the strongest god.”
Thanatos literally died just because Zeus has send incompetent people to steal the kid. This dude wasn't even corrupted, he was just doing his job. Deimos even got muscles in his realm instead of being skinny skeleton
Thanatos got the protein fog machine
God Genetics.
He was also dangling from the ceiling, so he probably did pull ups when he was bored
@@AngelArcher17 lol muscle ups
@@dinkules lmao
“HERACLES PUT YOUR FUCKIN HAND DOWN!”
You’ve earned a sub, loved this bro!
Lmaooo
how did he see that hand?!!
xD
@@harpseal9234 Poseidon knew, Heracles is just that predictable
@@harpseal9234 daredevil type beat
I mean Heracles was the strongest and what I mean by strongest I mean physically stronger than Poseidon not stronger in power.
@@jaxsonevans7796 Exactly. If we’re talking RAW physical ability he’s pretty high up there. He just doesn’t have any magic hax
Yo give this man more money to make more content , god I miss content like this.
Love your stuff.
0:32 you see what happens when you bet sum you can’t lose hades shouldn’t have said on my soul fam 😂😂😂😂
2:20 Zeus getting a PTSD flashback from Poseidon mashing O.
2:58 Theseus getting a PTSD flashback from a closing door.
4:06: Poseidon knowing Hercules is about to make a comment without even needing eyes.
Guess Hera was too drunk to find the party.
Echolocation is pretty powerful
And Aphrodite seems to be in cloud nine after 'that' to even join the party
Nah. Hera’s just too much of a pain in the neck for them to tolerate.
@@eduardomagana3858 Ha!
I haven’t played the original GOW trilogy, why was Poseidon mashing O funny?
(I’m currently playing through GOW 2018 and have made it past Alfeim.)
Ares earned that. If he didn't answer Kratos' prayer or turn him into the monster he turned out to be none of this would've happened
Meh, even then, some of these gods straight up fanned the flames
@@xavierjones9932 Zeus played favorites with Athena which made Ares feel unwanted plus Zeus seems to ignore him and doesn't care. That cause Ares to do something so drastic and revengeful that it cause him and everyone to die due to their fuck up so yeah, Zeus contribute to most to his and everyone's demise
@osirisjojo6876 What's stupid is why Ares tells Kratos he tricked him into killing his family.
@@osirisjojo6876 don't forget in one of the psp games he'd sealed kratos mother away in like greek hell so no one would know kratos was his son.
@@Zeonite-of5lu to make a great warrior out of him and over did it since he's an hothead who is smart but thinks more with his sword which became his flaw due to not thinking it through. Hades had a champion too but unlike Ares, Hades had barbarians kill his champion's father and never told him which fueled him with rage. Hades did a better job because he thought it through. Hades champion met his end by the hands of Kratos after Ares made the deal by the way.