Tim's Original Bus Made Guac

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  • čas přidán 26. 08. 2024

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  • @mathew_maldonado
    @mathew_maldonado Před rokem +201

    Where's the Pitzman's?

    • @SRNF
      @SRNF Před rokem +4

      You realized without the yellow hes probably trolling

    • @90dayfiance69
      @90dayfiance69 Před rokem +5

      That’s back when Tim made jokes

    • @HotSauceStain
      @HotSauceStain Před rokem +3

      Don’t put any of that piss mustard

    • @angstkitsch
      @angstkitsch Před rokem +5

      Tim loooooves pitzmans when they're paying him to promote their product but he forgets all they've done for him when their mustard would go great in that guac

    • @wolfmanjacksaid
      @wolfmanjacksaid Před 11 měsíci

      F that Piss mustard!

  • @swhite9208
    @swhite9208 Před rokem +72

    It looks good, but I personally like to flavour mine up with a little Pitzman's mustard. It adds a nice zing to it

    • @mattdrewdrums
      @mattdrewdrums Před rokem +2

      Pitzman's is very important to me and my family.

    • @p00pie
      @p00pie Před 11 měsíci

      dont forget the Cinco® FoodTube™

  • @bankzor
    @bankzor Před rokem +48

    It's so nice to see you back in the kitchen, Tim. I'll try this recipe for Christmas.

    • @troy3456789
      @troy3456789 Před rokem +4

      Probably better as a leap year celebration

  • @theCommentDevil
    @theCommentDevil Před rokem +24

    Tim's accent went from Tennessee to Alabama to Texas

  • @negritotenfold
    @negritotenfold Před rokem +36

    One of the funniest people on earth. Thank you Tim for the laughs

    • @randallflagg997
      @randallflagg997 Před rokem +1

      He truly is.

    • @Pax_Mayn3
      @Pax_Mayn3 Před rokem +1

      Was. He lost at least 40% of his funny when he went full sjw.

    • @mikkelfraskui
      @mikkelfraskui Před rokem +3

      ​@@Pax_Mayn3Is this your whole thing? Why is Tim evil, so you think? Be specific.

    • @Pax_Mayn3
      @Pax_Mayn3 Před rokem

      @@mikkelfraskui He went full sjw as I said. Those people are evil because they claim to be virtuous while being responsible for a lot of the problems everyone has to deal with.

    • @WilliamHELLHASEYIS
      @WilliamHELLHASEYIS Před rokem

      Bring the fat back

  • @TimHeidecker
    @TimHeidecker  Před rokem +17

    I am aware NOW that there was a lime in the bowl. i did not see it. nor did anyone else, apparently. The point is, lemons work well too. all the best.

    • @angstkitsch
      @angstkitsch Před rokem +6

      As long as it cuts through that rank overripe avocado flavor

    • @sleve_mcdichael
      @sleve_mcdichael Před rokem +1

      Thanks for the kitchen tip, Tim!

  • @Jarred-Pegg
    @Jarred-Pegg Před rokem +13

    Tim would be such an amazing character in a new Christopher Guest movie, if he ever decided to make one

  • @peterkohlmetzmoller
    @peterkohlmetzmoller Před rokem +21

    When you’ve got busses like avocados in them, you can’t loose!! 😗

  • @davidmerrell5561
    @davidmerrell5561 Před rokem +2

    Guac doesn’t need all that fancy salt. No more bullshit!

  • @joshuazerbe5777
    @joshuazerbe5777 Před rokem +51

    I make this every night with your son.

    • @amorpaz1
      @amorpaz1 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Best moment in awesome show history

  • @user82938
    @user82938 Před rokem +26

    Tim looking SNATCHED. Thinnest I've ever seen him.

    • @ThommyofThenn
      @ThommyofThenn Před rokem +13

      Men's health has always been a passion of Tims

  • @randallflagg997
    @randallflagg997 Před rokem +3

    Those New Jersey accents really stand out strong.

  • @PatMcPoyle
    @PatMcPoyle Před rokem +42

    Is it essential to be on a bus when you create this or can I be in my kitchen?
    Thank you Tim.

    • @sb_dunk
      @sb_dunk Před rokem +16

      You gotta be on a bus I'm pretty sure

    • @bananerz3167
      @bananerz3167 Před rokem +1

      To be precise you have to be in Tim's bus unless you want to make a bad fake that tastes nothing like the real thing.

  • @sratus
    @sratus Před rokem +4

    Would go well with some ridged chips.

  • @mtroy0620
    @mtroy0620 Před rokem +9

    That's too much salt, but you can add some more later.

  • @chairshoe81
    @chairshoe81 Před rokem +5

    Get well soon Tim ❤❤

  • @WingZeroSymphonics
    @WingZeroSymphonics Před rokem +2

    That's great!! Reminds me of my gen-X cousins cooking on his RV on the prairies of South Dakota. Jersey is a long way from there, but I bet the weathers just as great in the summertime. Remember, I got your bread, cheese and dough. Your friend, Anthony.

  • @Burgmannn
    @Burgmannn Před rokem +22

    No pitzmanns?

    • @BallJuiceOfZeus
      @BallJuiceOfZeus Před rokem +1

      It's a must even in my morning coffee and cereal ❤

  • @mattdrewdrums
    @mattdrewdrums Před rokem +3

    I don't understand why he wouldn't just mix the ingredients in the food processing chamber, not without the help of the softening cream of course. He's gonna poke his eye out with that fork!

  • @Harbor420
    @Harbor420 Před rokem +2

    Ive been WAITING for this WORLD FAMOUS Guac recipe. Im really happy that its caps out at 480p.. 197SSSiiissss

  • @TimPortantno
    @TimPortantno Před 10 měsíci +1

    "So you're telling me a bus made this guac?

  • @aparias
    @aparias Před rokem +5

    thanks tim

  • @evatatus
    @evatatus Před rokem +1

    Having lunch or coffee with Tim is high on my bucket list

  • @BobbySacamano
    @BobbySacamano Před rokem +7

    Oh. I thought the bus was gonna make it, or at least be used to mash the avocados.

    • @JJ_SDWR
      @JJ_SDWR Před rokem +2

      Agreed, very deceptive title

  • @agentshinobi9
    @agentshinobi9 Před rokem +4

    Tim’s channeling a great Leslie Jordan and I want more, Cooking with Tim series where he says all the ingredients weird please

  • @GoblinNutts
    @GoblinNutts Před 4 měsíci

    Always finish the guacamole in the microwave for 15 minutes when done. It adds that authentic Mexican taste!

  • @demolitionsexpert
    @demolitionsexpert Před rokem +17

    Dont forget the option of putting all the ingredients in your mouth at once and mashing it all together and then just spitting it on some chips

  • @TheSmooshster
    @TheSmooshster Před 10 měsíci

    I fucking love Tim. He gets a laugh out of me every time, and brother, do I need those laughs

  • @hobonickel840
    @hobonickel840 Před 11 měsíci

    ⭕ It is nice to synch into a channel that seems to recognize the "Tropes" and understands we are swimming in cycles/waves , ⭕ Surf them, don't try to stop them ⭕ Fill your mind with wonder and there is less room for fear ⭕

  • @joellamkins7847
    @joellamkins7847 Před rokem

    *with a southern lisp* that there looks delicious.thanks honey.

  • @1800allyoucaneat
    @1800allyoucaneat Před rokem +2

    A lot of folks will do full-on stirring when they fix their guac, but it ain't necessary. Just a light mash will do.

  • @everwake2689
    @everwake2689 Před rokem +1

    Hearing your voice reminds me of my grandfather from Scotland.

  • @emochick99
    @emochick99 Před 11 měsíci +1

    crazy to hear his real voice

  • @EmblemParade
    @EmblemParade Před rokem +5

    Needs some Pitzman's mustard. I mean a LOT of Pitzman's mustard.

  • @deedotyou
    @deedotyou Před rokem

    Thank you Tim!

  • @dreamindistortion
    @dreamindistortion Před rokem +2

    You corporated it real nice boy

  • @gritsandgravey
    @gritsandgravey Před rokem

    "I will not pay for the GUAK UH MOLE AYE"

  • @jclark8727
    @jclark8727 Před rokem

    Thank-you Tim

  • @skylerbutenshon9601
    @skylerbutenshon9601 Před rokem +2

    He's foddin' it like uh amlette

  • @nullusernamex
    @nullusernamex Před rokem

    Looking slim, boy!

  • @cozyflannel
    @cozyflannel Před rokem +1

    ROCK N ROLL!!!!!

  • @taylormah92
    @taylormah92 Před 11 měsíci

    It sounded like Michael Waltrip was making this Guacamole

  • @sweou
    @sweou Před rokem +3

    My dear meemaw always insists on using Pitzman's Mustard in her homemade Guac...
    Also, I'm not too happy that a bus kitchen is 10x times nicer than mine.

  • @kenneld
    @kenneld Před rokem +2

    why'd he mash it up like that? it looked so good.

  • @parkinglot2642
    @parkinglot2642 Před rokem +1

    Great job!

  • @nuwb
    @nuwb Před rokem

    Add a little Pitzman's and you got yourself a meal

  • @cadriver2570
    @cadriver2570 Před rokem

    Can't wait to try this for the 4th of July.

  • @bshilala
    @bshilala Před rokem

    Tim has become a breathairian.

  • @kanyon.wilson
    @kanyon.wilson Před rokem

    No Pitzman's? Ya blew it.

  • @stevebrule3526
    @stevebrule3526 Před 9 měsíci

    there's a lime sitting right there in the fruit bowl next to the sink.

  • @cadenwilcox615
    @cadenwilcox615 Před rokem

    When the camera panned down to the two pieces of onion on the couch I lost it

  • @ThommyofThenn
    @ThommyofThenn Před rokem +1

    Rank flavour those overripe avacodos tend to have

  • @johnnyrangus5252
    @johnnyrangus5252 Před rokem +1

    So long as you use RIDGED CHIPS

  • @richardyoung2798
    @richardyoung2798 Před rokem

    Don't forget the Pitzman's!

  • @realneighborhoodP
    @realneighborhoodP Před 11 měsíci +1

    Thin Heidecker

  • @gabekrieg1927
    @gabekrieg1927 Před rokem +2

    Make more videos. Funny ones. Capiche?

  • @chmod0644
    @chmod0644 Před rokem

    Love that BUS GUAC

  • @Truxxxy
    @Truxxxy Před rokem

    Love seeing the lime in the bowl

  • @LemonTree9280
    @LemonTree9280 Před rokem

    That bus is bigger and waaaaay nicer than my apt

  • @notjackiechan9420
    @notjackiechan9420 Před rokem

    make sure to get some RIDGED CHIPS! :) sup Tim! sup all!!

  • @CH-jv6ck
    @CH-jv6ck Před rokem

    Where’s the rigid chips, freezer ziti, pound/pound and half of lunch meat, etc?!

  • @Knulppage
    @Knulppage Před rokem

    It's settled. It's guac night for everyone.

  • @tkeajax
    @tkeajax Před rokem

    You forgot the Pittzman mustard right on top.... as a garnish

  • @dunit911
    @dunit911 Před rokem

    Tim how dare you go to Wisconsin and not go on Best of the Worst

  • @Pr0HoN
    @Pr0HoN Před rokem

    Looks decent, but I'd like me some Pitzman's on that avocadah. Really brings the whole thing together.

  • @yelnik9000
    @yelnik9000 Před rokem

    Hi Tim, I am wondering if the 'petite feet' sketch from Tim and Eric Awesome Show was inspired at all by the movie Paris, Texas?

  • @friedawuzhere
    @friedawuzhere Před rokem

    You better post your pre-show playlist that you played before the no bullshit/very good band tour in Detroit somewhere. I heard some cool shit on there but couldn't find most of the songs that I liked the most, and I haven't forgotten. I will keep asking you until you forfeit the playlist. Godbless and nice guac

  • @2001_SpaceOddity
    @2001_SpaceOddity Před rokem +1

    Good ol guac

  • @pepepantuflas1
    @pepepantuflas1 Před rokem

    ✨️✨️⭐️🌟💫💫Great Job🌟🌟🌟⭐️💫💫✨️✨️✨️

  • @IloveFrytkasy
    @IloveFrytkasy Před rokem +1

    the most american thing about this whole thing is the plastic cutlery and paper plate

  • @BillShartner
    @BillShartner Před 10 měsíci +2

    RIP Tim

  • @EuphoniaPooch
    @EuphoniaPooch Před rokem

    I'd like to incorporate some into ME!

  • @ktchpmn
    @ktchpmn Před rokem +1

    Can I heat the guac on the bus engine?

  • @GrandmasterFerg
    @GrandmasterFerg Před rokem

    I love Pitzman's salt

  • @jake-jp3vb
    @jake-jp3vb Před rokem

    Tastes like guacamole and a lot of mustard.

  • @vernontk
    @vernontk Před rokem

    Van Dyke Parks his bus to make some quac.

    • @perryneum
      @perryneum Před 11 měsíci

      That comment made me SMiLE.

  • @adoredpariah
    @adoredpariah Před rokem

    Guac is one of god's colors.

  • @weirdloverwilde
    @weirdloverwilde Před 9 měsíci

    Okay I’ve seen thicc Tim and thin Tim. I can’t figure out his body shape

  • @williamlosch
    @williamlosch Před rokem

    dont forget the pissmans brah

  • @jackb8598
    @jackb8598 Před rokem +2

    This is getting way too liberal. Guacamole? What’s next QUESO!???! Talk about Russia , like Joe Rorgan

  • @yanwain9454
    @yanwain9454 Před rokem

    i could be wrong but it does look like there's a lime in the fruit basket at 0:32

  • @le0np0we
    @le0np0we Před rokem +1

    Shades of Corky St. Clair and Paula Deen. Bravo

  • @bradL10000
    @bradL10000 Před rokem

    That looks like spicey gwalk a mole.

  • @carsonhorne7302
    @carsonhorne7302 Před rokem +1

    Howdy Tim. Sorry i was very drunk and tried to buy you and all shots in OKC. It was very annoying of me how i tried to approach you guys. Thanks for the show though, it was so fucking good. All the love m8

  • @kevinspilker6622
    @kevinspilker6622 Před rokem

    There are wild rumors about Sebastian Bach’s tourbus guac. I’d much rather be on Tim’s though.

  • @michaelpea3742
    @michaelpea3742 Před rokem

    Super Dave Osborn vibes

  • @cowboymode
    @cowboymode Před rokem +1

    Can I use fresh avocados or do they have to be rank?

  • @SunshineClementine
    @SunshineClementine Před rokem

    Slim! Noice recipe. Yo mamas?

  • @dmoke4899
    @dmoke4899 Před rokem

    You look really good tim :)

  • @ThisFinalHandle
    @ThisFinalHandle Před rokem

    Slightly more healthy than coke and groupies.

  • @ARCTERYXSWEATSHOP
    @ARCTERYXSWEATSHOP Před 11 měsíci

    New beef house when?

  • @DrOstentorious
    @DrOstentorious Před rokem

    I’m happy to see Paula Deen’s landed on her feet

  • @sraeoz
    @sraeoz Před rokem

    Yum, how is it?

  • @samuelsyofficial
    @samuelsyofficial Před rokem +1

    Where is the pitzmans

  • @GTICHATTER
    @GTICHATTER Před rokem

    mmm mmm MMMM!

  • @bigbabypuddingsnatcher

    toads canned BUS GUAC

  • @dawnfmEnthusiast
    @dawnfmEnthusiast Před rokem

    Is this a parody of Bert Kreischer lol? Tim rules

  • @frensunited3748
    @frensunited3748 Před 10 měsíci

    Is everything okay?

  • @dabulls1g
    @dabulls1g Před 11 měsíci

    Could’ve used more mixing and the use of a lane.

  • @ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276

    George W Bush style!