Latchkey Kids | Christina P Stand Up Comedy | "Mother Inferior" on Netflix
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- čas přidán 1. 06. 2024
- Christina P discusses what life was like growing up as a latchkey kid. Watch the full stand up comedy special "Mother Inferior" on Netflix.
- Komedie
“Heeey Christiiiina!!!”
I’m coming to get that boooooty!
Y’all k ow what’s a banana split?
@@DeadCardinal ayeyayaeee
Lemme lick them drawls
Shout-out to my fellow latchkey kids!
So much fun getting out of school and being entirely unsupervised, roaming the neighborhood doing shit we weren't supposed to! My mom when she hears my crazy stories now that I'm older: "How did I not know about any of this!?"
Me: 😑
PREACH‼️🫡
We raised ourselves
That's what happens when both parents are sold the lie of career above family
Sounds like normal childhood to me
My sister and I had parties after school.
I can hear Toms voice explaining to her about the second packet. Lol
I can also so those eyes rolling as he explains they're not broke anymore!
Bruh, that was hilarious.
Touch my camera through the fence…
You.........
What?
Bundle of sticks
@@jojlooksweird I guess you don't watch your moms house podcast?
Name of my new special
"I like that joke so much more than you..." hahaha
Brilliant joke and follow-up, ha ha.
I thought it was clever too lol at a musical
@@zombiediet I didn't get it. Why at a musical? Can somebody explain? English is not my first language, and I am afraid I missed the joke :(
@@crojazz it's a gay joke, stereotypically gays like musicals and theatre and back in the day people used to believe you could catch STDS from toilet seats.
Latchkey kid from 90'-99' 🖤🖤🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾
I was a latchkey kid from the time I started school ~'95 until I grew up
I’m an adult latchkey kid..
Ditto 🤙🤙
🤘
she is the most underrated famous comedian in general.
When you're the oldest sibling you get to make dinner for the family before the parents come home.
So relatable. I grew up in the 70’s but both parents worked so we had a few hours to ourselves. It was our normal. Nobody swooping in at 3:15 PM to chauffeur us to some extracurricular activity or a “play date” 😂
Daycare is expensive....I was like this in the 90's....we both had Donahue to entertain us.
Born in 77 here!!!!! Every word she says is truth!
Born in 95, same goes for me.
By the time I was in high school I had taught myself how to cook dinner for myself. Once my mom discovered this, then I was making dinner for her most nights so that it would be ready when she got home from work.
Grew up in the '80s and this shit is hilarious.
I can feel the neglect from here. Former latch key kid (2nd grade) not by choice, but necessity (single mother). Sometimes I wonder how our generation survived. Surviving is not the same as thriving.
With a D.A.R.E. ribbon, all things are possible, except stopping people from loving drugs in general.
It was easy, minus forgetting your key and waiting on the porch for 3 hours til someone came home. Other than that, you make some horrible food and watch tv, maybe do your homework.
Latch key kids stand up!!
Yeah. I barely ate food and almost drank any water. I had very little adult supervision from age 5 onward; sometimes being home alone overnight. This wasn't that uncommon in the 80s and 90s.
I was born in 1995 and had the exact same upbringing. Single mother as well. So much fun roaming the neighborhood after school doing shit I wasn't supposed to. I think there's latchkey kids in any generation. Especially since daycare is so expensive.
The Joys of being a Latchkey kid. Born in 75. I remember all this she said. Laughed my ass off. As a Latchkey kid, I knew how make enough things to survive on my own due to both parents teaching me how to cook simple stuff. Poptarts and Cereal was a must in the house. Since both my parents worked. Plus they were party animals lol. Yea I was used to being home alone during the weekends lol.
"I'mma make ya CRRRYYYYY!!"
Completely relatable content. I can’t even begin to explain how relatable this is. I was a latchkey trailer park kid. I ate Bean with Bacon soup and Beefaroni.
The weirdest PSA that I remember from the 1970s showed adults what to do with discarded refrigerators. Apparently we kids kept playing hide 'n' seek with our friends and locking ourselves in unused refrigerators and suffocating ourselves. To prevent these deaths, adults either needed to 1. Chain the door shut, 2. Block the door so it won't close, or 3. Remove the door completely. To this day I still can't figure out why that was such a big deal back then and why it isn't now.
Oh, Mommy! Technically I am the super early end of being a millennial but I've been 100% latch-key since 2nd grade. I raised my damn self and you better believe I'm coming up in May!
I'm speechless. Christina is unbelievably talented, with amazing delivery. Her. content oozes truth and creativity. No cheap shots, no click bait about sex or race, just real observations delivered with uncanny skill and perfect timing. Thank you. raphael nyc
I also loved the “toilet seat at musicals” joke!
I was a latchkey kid starting when I was 7 and I'm a boomer. First divorced mom in the school. Lol
Home alone from 4 years old until past midnight was the norm for me in the 80s and 90s. I walked everywhere alone or with other kids from that age as well including to and from school. Most of my friends were latchkey kids too. I ate lots of TV dinners and frozen pizzas too. That's considered child abuse these days.
Yep, I was born in 1995 though. Such good times. Roaming the neighborhood doing shit we weren't supposed to. Great memories. Latchkey kids exist in any generation... especially since daycare is so expensive... especially for single moms.
Cool story
Ate age 8-10 on school daze, I was home alone 2 hrs+ a day. Momz was 30 something miles away or more working. In summer...home alone 8 or so hours. My babysitter was NES with ROB and the VHS tape that made me the cussing sailor I am today (48 hrs., Eddie Murphy Delirious and Ghostbusters). Yup, frozen Totinos, Chef Boyardee, frozen beef patties in the skillet and Smuckers Goober Grape!
@@KoRnBaL19 ROB the Robot? The NES system I got for Christmas in 1988 had Rob the Robot. I loved the game Gyromite.
@@jzen1455 Robotic Operating Buddy. Eventually we just pushed the gyro platform for ROB to move things faster. Yes sir, the OG Nes was gyromite and duck hunt. Mario Bros came later, in other sets.
May I please offer a heartfelt apology. I knew you were funny by association...but holey shit, you're fuggin' hilarious! You need to make another special please
Keep killin it woman!!!
I also loved that joke too thank you!!!
Most jokes about millennials really described Gen Z more than it does my generation, Gen X and millennials born in the 80’s had virtually identical upbringings especially if you black and grew up poor while living in the country 😆
Im white and grew up in the UK in a working class family in the 80s, I had the same experience too
@@offgrid1356 I think all of us, who grew up in a western country in the 70's & 80's had the same experiences, more or less, regardless of country.
I got my first house key at age 9 in ‘96 and I feel this!
@@Dave-lr2wobesides cultural overlap... and the fact that the poverty experience hasn't changed much in the last 50 years?
Funny Lady!!!!🤣
Love 💗 her.
Love Christina P so much.
Aye aye I love you Christina!
She's great. A true star. Tom lucked out.
She should be in movies she is so talented beautiful and hilarious. Love her
I can't wait to watch this!!!!!!
Luv Christina!! ❤ 😂🤣❤
Witty, poignant aaaand funny, thanks babe!❤👍😁🙏
Love your work!
Ah yes, Christina; we are the greatest generation!
A+ video!
Love the Gen X memories!
Latchkey millennial from 1990! LOVE YOU MOMMY AY AY AYYY Keep featherin' it brother!
Mac & cheese is my favorite vegetable 🤗
Love you Jeans 👖 🖤
She has the best smile!
I can relate 1000%
How the F does she still look so amazing?!
money. lots and lots of money.
Botox, veneers and having a famous husband
Makeup
That was tremendous Christine
When I was 5 and my brother was 10 we were latchkey kids in the early 80's and I distinctly remember flicking matches at gas soaked army men in the yard 😂
This woman is awesome.
I wish I was a latchkey kid, instead I had my alcoholic step-monster waiting for me when I got home, that was a blast let me tell you.
Tina before the "fall"...hehe
Easily the most natural beauty in the game
3:44, ohhhh
She did an angry Bill Burr impression in the end, It's hilarious.
the mac and cheese hits home!!!!! Thanks mommy!
Yup. Latchkey 6 year old here. Took the bus and underground subway across Toronto alone every weekend at age 7. (1987) There was gangs of us. Nobody had cellular phones to snitch on us.
I was a Latchkey Kid and loved it.
I was a 1st grade latch key kid. Last one out the door and first one home.
100% Facts......
I'm glad I was a latchkey kid from like grade 3 up in the 90s
Latchkey from age 5 and up and home alone overnight. I am many of my friends also had very little adult supervision, so we all were feral together making sense of the world and how to be.
It is a great band name!
"I'm a forever puppy," might be my favorite line.
Why the fuck does she only have one Netflix special?!!! She's hilarious.
In my opinion the funniest female standup comedian.
There’s a lot of Christina‘s ordering door Dash today every time Christina pops up I go heeeeey Christina…at least 15 times today
Omg….. the canned ravioli part killed me.
I ate that stuff in bulk 😅
Nintendo, Dr pepper,Cheetos, gummy worms raised me keep preaching sister 👍
I remember McGruff! 😂😂😂
her smile is infectious and incredible!
I’m a millennial grew up in the 90s. I walked home from school at 7. Had my own key at 8. Had the place to myself at 12. But then again, I’m an immigrant lol
The 3rd funniest person in her home has a Netflix special. Coo
Latchkey kid from grade 4 on…when my parents relocated us to NJ from central PA…culture shock…my dad took a job in NYC to make more money…little did he know the cost of living in this God-forsaken money pit, hole state…I still live in said state…ate through his pay increase and required my mother to go back to work .
After school hours RULED!!!! The cartoons rocked. If you had a bike, you had wings and freedom. We played pick up games of baseball, football, dodge ball, kickball, freeze tag for hours on end…or until the street lights came on. We were self sufficient and we looked out for each other. We learned how to be social and the pack policed it’s own if someone was acting like a jackass. Most kids today will never know this phenomenon until they are well into their high school years…I have a friend who is afraid to let her sophomore son and senior daughter home alone…she takes the day off from work on days that they are both home from school🙄.
As for me as a parent…I worked 2 jobs sometimes 3. My wife is a professional as well. We had no choice but to put my son in daycare from the time he was 6 months old until he went to kindergarten. My job gave me summers off, but for the first few years, I worked the summers and still sent my kid to daycare. We started to leave him home alone for short stints when he was in 4th grade. By sixth grade we would leave him home alone for a few hours at night. By 8th grade he was completely adjusted to being home alone.
If one doesn’t have to leave their kid home alone….don’t. But for some of us, it was a necessity and it shaped many of us. Many of today’s kids just don’t have any of the resiliency, grit, self reliance, and ingenuity, that past generations have because their parents have snowplowed, lawnmowed, helicoptered these kids and they are at a disadvantage. These kids suffer from anxiety, social awkwardness far beyond what is normal. They are school phobic and have almost no regard for authority figures. And there is virtually no work ethic at all because they have been given EVERYTHING!!! Yet many can’t function at the most basic levels of common sense. I’ll take the Depression generation and latchkey generation over this one..hands down!!!
Wow I finally found a funny female comic. I'm hooked on her
Thanks jeans
So funny
0:53 it actually IS a band (punk band from Houston)!!!
Mommy T never misses a chance to remind us she's a latchkey kid. Next clip will be called "Eastern Block"
That’s her “tribe”
Your my favorite female comic.
Followed by " I used to be Goth"
Don't know if this is for a like or dislike regard, but yeah she beats the shit out of that dead child
And we grew up so much happier, better adjusted, and healthier than any generation to this day.
Right on. Gen X kids raised ourselves. Little guidance. Mom would forget to pick me up at places.
Ya'know what dawned on me at this moment, the test for knowing if a parent is a good parent is their child does not die.
Nah that is the bare minimum, the true test is wheter your children as adults still like you.
Born in 1972. I still remember coming home from school at 10 years old with my "key" and cooking eggs for the first time by myself and burned the shit out of everything. No one told me you couldn't cook eggs on an electric stove with the burner on high after preheating the pan for 6 minutes until the pan glowed red!!
Aids, Crack Cocaine and "Friends" She got a laugh from me in the first 20 seconds.
Latchkey, is was basically like that. Get out of school, run home because you knew your Parents weren't home. No one was allowed in the house except your closest friend that your Mom personally knew. Eat cereal and watch cartoons until they drove up about 6pm. This was before the internet so there were no online games. And that Mac and Cheese joke, that's when I learned how to fend for myself, I had to learn to make Mac'n'Cheese by myself. Same Christina, not enough Cheese!!
Latchkey kids unite!
Everything she is describing applies to Millennials. That was the late 80s early 90s. The more you know.
I was born in 1995 and this very much applies to me. Single mom. Roaming the neighborhood doing shit we weren't supposed to! Good times.
Precisely. 1995 kid here, same upbringing. Didn't even have a key with me, our door was always unlocked. The facial expressions of my parents when I tell them about things I used to do as a kid is priceless. They had no clue about any of it.
Such a babe
As a latchkey kid, I can only say this: Yup. But casserole in lieu of frozen pizza, and sometimes not even at my house (but at the neighbor's). My parents were working hard...it takes a village.
I would worship this gal.
Born in '64. Both parents worked. Former latchkey kid from K-12.The rules were simple- the food is in the kitchen, don't burn the house down, dont die.
Christina P is the most savage Woman stand up! Topping her last always.
I was latchkey kid since 8 years old 🙈🙈
I'm a 90s kid and a millennial born in 1988 and I came home by myself while my mom was working. Not everyone born in the same generation is the same.
I watched this thinking what you did, but it’s comedy so every setup has to be some broad stroke like: “you woman are all the same.. something something here’s an observation that does apply to some woman, but certainly not all, and not even just woman” It’s bogus, but it’s a proven format we call stereotyping. People seem to like it.
True but an exception doesn’t mean much. Most 90’s kids weren’t latchkey. They also didn’t just go places on their own.
Ha😂😂so true Holla latchkey kids at least we have some common sense
SHE FUCKING KILLS IT EVERY TIME
I want to be a kid in the 80s again
Savage
She is funny. Nuff said
“I like that joke so much more than you do”-that’s all your jokes.
Christina P slaps, get out of here
@Ryan Moseythen why would you watch her stuff?
Use a Kraft cheese slice in your Mac n cheese after you use that powder. It solves that problem you were talking about!
Keep feathering it Mommy
PSAs... directions on how to raise yourself 💔
Oh my God, it's so true
Trailer Park Mac n Cheese! The best!!!
Such a lucky man
Fuck she’s spot on.
I was a latchkey kid but it was a school program called latchkey. From 3-5pm. We walked to and from school all year round regardless of weather. We played outside regardless of weather. We had a commercial that ran after 8 that went, It's 9pm do you know your kids are? It was a better time. I remember getting brought home by the cops cuz we got on top of the school shining a pocket laser into people's houses, I was 9.
Heres the deal Christine, YOU KNOW ITS A BANANA SPLIT! AYE AYE AYE!