Tom Segura and Christina P Roast Each Other While Eating Tacos | Tacos Con Todo
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- čas přidán 27. 07. 2024
- In the season finale of Tacos Con Todo, comedy husband-and-wife duo, Tom Segura and Christina P, explore L.A.'s best al pastor tacos during an epic date night. They first head to Tacos 1986 to eat adobada tacos prepared by the Floyd Mayweather of taqueros. Finally, the tour ends at Tacos Arabes, which prepares a hyper-regional taco similar to Lebanese shawarma.
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This is your taco master class. This is your comedy school. This is "Tacos Con Todo," a.k.a., "Tacos With Everything."
First We Feast's "Tacos Con Todo" is a new series that shines a light on California's exciting taco culture through the eyes of stand-up comedian and SoCal native, Jesus Trejo.
Jesus cut his teeth performing at the iconic venue, The Comedy Store, soaking up knowledge from comedy legends. Now he's inviting some of the world's funniest comics to talk shop over a plate of L.A.'s best tacos.
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*Salute to all the taqueros!*
Season 1 of Tacos Con Todo is coming to an end, but the grind for our favorite taco trucks continues as they fight for their livelihoods amid the COVID-19 pandemic.
Taco trucks face daunting challenges ahead. So in this time of need, we ask those who have the means to buy merch, gift cards, or donate to the following taquerías/loncheras that made our season so special:
*Tacos Arabes*
www.paypal.com/paypalme2/TacosArabes
*Carnitas El Momo*
instagram.com/carnitaselmomo/?hl=en
*Tacos Y Birria La Unica*
www.paypal.com/paypalme2/tacosybirrialaunica
*El Taco Loco #3*
www.yelp.com/biz/el-taco-loco-no-3-long-beach
*La Azteca Tortilleria*
laaztecatortilleria.com/
*Mariscos Jalisco*
instagram.com/mariscosjalisco/?hl=en
*Sonoratown*
www.sonoratown.com/menu.html
*Tacos 1986*
www.tacos1986.com/
*Tito's Tacos*
instagram.com/titostacosusa/?hl=en
Can you get a less hideous host?
You guys killed it!! Wish it was still going
there wasnt roasting just fucked up questions why so hard on the click bait when this could have been so much better
Fresas means "rich niggas"!🙊🤣🖖
Complex please keep this show going!! Great host, great guests, great tacos!!
This Jorge dude is putting his taco together while giving the vibe that he wants to fight me, like wtf bro I've never seen someone sell me a taco so aggressively lol
travistotle He seems chill, but also unbelievably exhausting to be around. After a hour in the kitchen, I’d need to step out and take a break just from him.
@@danielpenrodii2389 i agree but then he'll probably kiss you & when you get mad he'll say it's like a italian greeting
Go to mexico my man...if taqueros dont break your balls they probably dont have good tacos lol
- "Im the greatest !! "
- * no hair net *
@Daniel Penrod II Your Comment should be #1 bro, the taquero's attitude is completely overpowering both IN Spanish & in English. Ughh.
Taco guy: i betcha i could throw this football over them mountains.
He could've went pro
he took state
Erik Williams no doubt ... no doubt
Back in '82 I used to be able to throw a pig skin a quarter mile
Fuck 😂😂😂
Christina: Working in food service makes you humble AF
Taco guy: MY TACOS ARE SO GOOD THEY'LL MAKE YOUR DAD COME BACK
How excited Tom gets at 7:52 when Christina guesses “feet” gets me every time.
Jorge from Tacos 1986 definitely did a few lines before this shoot.
🤣👌
Hes tryna be taco salt bae... lol
Super annoying.
Ha!
Nah bro he’s juiced up on pure taco essence
Whatever Coke that Taco dude is on, share it. The world is bored right now.
Lol that dude sure had lot of energy
Right. Foo kinda scared me tho
Hahah right
Where you at Joey Diaz?! 😂
e n t h u s i a s m
The way Christina nodded her head when he asked her to confirm the Gangbang answer xD. Cracked me up.
I love how Tom and Christina are driving the host around, had me laughing my ass off for a minute
That's the best part about it. They're still just regular people trying to get around town and down some tacos
I don’t let anyone drive me around. I’d have a hard time being the president and the secret service not letting me drive myself.
@@ryanalexander984 🤣
I figured that the host has a DUI and made Tom pick him up and drive him around.
Tom: "How do you know when it's ready to make the cut?"
Dude: "...when it's cooked."
😂😂
Stuff It in a Cup lmao
lol, yeah that is what he says , to not give any secrets.
That’s what I tell my wife when she asks how long to cook something.
LOLLL
"I'm taking you on a date" says Jesus while Tom and Christina Drive and take him in the back as a guest.
Because it's their date. Hes chaperoning
Gotta get that NRE somehow
The f*cked up thing is it's Jesus' car and Tom was all like "get in the back"
The fact Tom's first swing was "lot lizard" bro...Christina immediately got the inside joke. Gave him a hug. They are are awesome.
"LOT LIZARD" he called his wife a "Lot Lizard" lmfao!
most people dont know what that means, and he threw that out like it was true lol
@@alexlim1275 I know what it is and I am a non-native English European, not that I've ever used one. I think it more common knowledge than you would think
I laughed so fukn hard !! I’m a truck driver so it was extra Funny 😆
@@OSRS_Emperor sorry here in US its not common know, unless you are in the transport industry (trucking) no body in my family or friends knows what that means.
@@alexlim1275 Everyone BUT your family knows, then. "Sorry".
I love that your moms house bleeds into everything else Tom does.
Ryan C saka soufflé
Tom’s a rock star. Guy just keeps on feathering.
Ryan C Do you like your life, Jenny?
d Watson do you think Larry has any machines within?
*Christina. Christina bleeds into everything Tom does because she can't get her own spots.
I’m not sure dude understood the power of “saka soufflé”
nick brown he needs mark wooooooolborg to show him the power
Inside jokes aren't funny to those on the outside. He doesn't know anything about them, other than their jobs. He's a fake.
Boofer T. Washington “HURR DURR HE’S A FAKE” no dumbass you can enjoy somebody’s work without autistically memorizing every little inside joke on their very long running podcast.
I tried to eat it but my stomach got stuck in my teeth and I couldn't see what I was saying.
@@gokuss15 He's just a kid
Christina: “it makes you understand humanity and makes you humble as fuck”
Taco Dude: “ yeah, didn’t hear that, peace homie”
I smiled the whole time knowing Tom and Christina had diarrhea the next morning.
Why would you assume that?
@@aerok111 they said it on the ymh podcast
tippinator they couldn't handle the spices. 😂
tipperrrr
I can totally see them recording a before and after the water shit. Each and then the camera guy outside the bathroom door recording their anguish be a great YMH moment
That kiss is that guys twitch, even if he wanted to he couldn’t stop doing it
Brooo!! I swear to god I said the same thing... is the kiss.. the flexing and the "champ of the world" phrase
that dude's more annoying than my grandmother farting during dinner
Panuloo Pecunia
Mmmmmm... pedorra 🤤
@@fourthehorde5607 - If you cant match the energy then hop off bruh - plain and simple
That dude that smooches the camera is more annoying than the pimple I have on my left asscheek
i love how Christina is not nervous or embarrassed when speaking spanish, cuz Tom is there for her. great couple man! love them both haha
" con todoooe "
TayDeezy 408 the way you structured that sentence... I can tell you’re projecting :( it’s okay, baby
tacoria...
TayDeezy 408 she got into Oxford. Which school did you got to?
@TayDeezy 408 Her name is spelled 'Christina' too. Two Typos. Its literally in the title, not very observant are you? Simpleton.
"lot lizard" lmao
"Where you at Bert, where you at Joe, where you at Joey"
Oh shit calling them all out 😂😂
That guy deserves those guests!!
Yho Rrrrrrogahn.
I hope he gets them. I'll have to ping the algorithm to see if they ever turned up. Perfect show for that whole crew.
How does he deserve those guests? Cause called him out. I didn't know it was THAT easy
As much as I love Jorge's energy, I fucking LOVE the family, at the second stop. That's what it's about, right there. Working together, and working hard.
This was the wrong night for Christine to FINALLY agree to eat Todd's scrum.
ok, so who is Todd? and what is a scrum?
@@joelbenoitthewanderingbiso4976 its a throwback to a bit from a podcast they did. I belief it was from the one with Bill Burr.
@@joelbenoitthewanderingbiso4976 the bald white guy and his balloon knot
She didnt follow proto
@@joelbenoitthewanderingbiso4976 it's an ongoing joke from their podcast (or a life-goal of immeasurable importance from Tom's perspective) to have Christina eat Toms ass. They talk about it almost every episode, and it's glorious.
Love how you are putting the business owners & families of the places you go to in the videos! And not just showing them for 5 seconds
Me being a construction worker I see Tom's sweater and think "ooooooh that's nice a nice one."
He’s got the orange one also.
Faded too so you know that sweater has seen some work on that journeyman.
I bet your a riot on site
Dewo Oto no he’s victor
victor munoz it’s sweatshirt or hoodie for short. Sweaters are woven and typically ugly
Christina couldn't guess Sakka Souffle because her tongue was caught in her teeth and she could not see what she was saying.
Mommy joke?
@@vmunoz1 You know I'm out here following proto. Best be feathering it, brother.
Lmao damn bro I haven't been following. It's such a whoosh and I'm disappointed in myself.
@@vmunoz1 lol u poor son of a bitch
LOL insiders only 👖
17:28 I love her so much🤣 straight gangsta wit it
Incredible and fascinating that the taco guy could easily pass for both a 28 year old and a 48 year old
Anyone else think that taco guy selling booger sugar?
He has the correct skin color...
Boofer T. Washington you’re a lil bitch, you know that?
@@boofert.washington2499 ur not a bitch. U know that?
It’s the special seasoning in the tacos
At $3.50+ a taco it better come with a bump on the side.
Hot Ones is obviously amazing and gets the attention it deserves. But this show is criminally underrated!
I wish hot ones would go back to interviewing comedians more often. Like I get it, big time celebs bring in more views, but the interviews with comedians are vastly more funny and interesting.
This show fucking blows and is getting cancelled
I feel like it has its moments, but sometimes it’s really awkward
@@Tearyatobitz i wish it was more about the food
@@krisersn3092 who asked you
4:25
"how long you been a taquero?"
"ten years" *winces*
In all seriousness though, these both have an incredibly strong bond for a married couple, if you can get to the point in any relationship where you have a blast roasting each other that's relationships goals 101. I actually admire this couple they're adorable
Totally agree. It seems like when they can let loose and have fun like this it's legitimate relationship goals. On their podcast I don't like it as much anymore but that's a mix of my own listener burnout and presumably for them it's harder to keep the energy up after like 10+ years or whatever
First We Feast presents:
A whole white baby!!!!
Lmfao
I don’t get it and it’s still funny
Kyle Rhodes Get on the Fitzgerald Highway and see what’s been going down!
Look at those white people - " uhh excuse me"
@@danielpenrodii2389 It's Fedjruha Highway :P
To everyone that’s surprised Tom segura speaks Spanish , his mom is Peruvian , and he does have a podcast that’s in Spanish , really good check it out.
Try it out, just try it out
@312vandal His Dad isn't hispanic though.
Also Tom explained it.
Spain is also in Europe.
He’s also talked about being fluent in his specials lol
“Gang bangs , blacks “ 😂🤣
“I didn’t smoke at the time” is one of my favorite things to drop into conversations and keep going while noticing my friends and coworkers tryna figure out what it means lmao
This is a goat comment. I thought I only did this lol
1:44 “Pinche Bola De Fresas” JAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!
what does it mean?
@@gongandfriends In english he said "best tacos, pound for pound, tacos con todo you bunch of preppy fucks, i love you"
Lmao me when I see my cousins
gongandfriends it is slang for 'you fucking yuppies!' 😂
6:34
Jesus Trejo: cue the echo sound
editor: no
Lmao
You haven't earned the echo yet, Jesus... Lmao
I love how Tom is driving everyone around for this show
LOL I didn't notice this. Holy that's funny.
I love how much the love each other. It’s awesome to watch.
"I speak Alabama Spanish" 🤣😂🤣
That first taco shop owner reminds me of Lalo Salamanca from Better Call Saul.
Definitely my thoughts too. Like a young lalo
@@jayz6008 Thats dead on!
Christina: no that's gross things I eat when nobody is looking lmao so human
They are like the power couple of the universe. So happy they enjoyed some tacos for us to watch.
That vatos pre-workout hasn’t worn off!
if you mean cocaine the yes
vinceomac preworkout=cocaine
As a mask wearing black man with 3 very close friends, I am offended by Christina’s discriminating porn search bar preferences
you mean flattered
MySalvation (CJD) I should be because I too love gaping white women🤪
@@ourladyofpromptliqueur1733 dont type anymore
Tap tap tap tap🤨
@@ourladyofpromptliqueur1733 Gaping?? You know God destroyed a city for that right? Hahahahaha just kidding. Gaping white or any color women is awesome
Hearing Tom and Christina speak spanish makes me smile :D
couple goals for the rest of my life
"that makes you wanna punch somebody" - tom
Sam Bailor I’m glad I’m not the only one who caught that 😂👍🏼
In this episode, i think tom was jealous at points.
More of the stop hitting on my wifr jealous
Tom has been featured on this channel 3 times...he in it for tacos, the wings, and the off menu burgers.
And then there's a clip of him saying "stop eating so much"
I'd do an interview for good food too - lucky.
E. Artan he also did the truth or dab with Bert so 4 times even though it was still a wing thing
4 times actually
Love my Mexican culture being represented so beautifully and the people are always humble just tryna make a living, also didn't know Tom spoke Spanish so fluently thought he was gonna speak Spanish more like Louie CK
I love Tom and Christina’s comedy - separately and together - but how much more do I love it that they seem like tremendous people!
That Harry Potter - Alabama comparison was helpful for us non-Spanish speakers.
Christina P: WAKANDA FOREVER!
I've been wanting to see Tom eat Christina's taco for years- this wasn't exactly what I was hoping for but I'm not totally disappointed
The nodding head to the "gangbang" answer killed me... ROFL!!
Christina is the most likable person alive. Personality Champ.
and married to our favorite psychopath
she may be the personality champ but she is NOT the water champ. TOM is the water champ
I love her 💛
Bullshit. I fucking hate her. I was literally here to try and comprehend why anyone likes her!? When I saw her stand up i genuinely got mad because she's married to one of the funniest comedians and she's fucking terrible. Honestly fuck you too she sucks
Hurrifan C. You’re mad because you wanna be married to Tom instead? This is strange psychotic thinking. To assume you know what’s better for Tom. Your opinion doesn’t impact their marriage or lives. It’s like stanking up the place with your rotten farts of opinions
apparently chris delia picks toms outfits now
Christina's Ms. Marvel shirt was dope too.
They all dress like children.
@@susie7336 You must be new to comedians.
@@Mach1Greeble fr lmao
Really enjoy watching these two do their thing. Very entertaining and very organic.
Tom segura wanted to hike for his first date because of the "implication".
He wanted to dump her body in the hills
sick fucking reference my friend
It's nice knowing how their browns came out before watching this.
Yea, never eat at those places. That's what I learned.
Boofer T. Washington fuck your opinion, I’m still going to eat at Tacos 1986!
That was my immediate thought. I remember them saying by both had diarrhea at the same time and how painful it was Hahahaha
@@89nsalem last time I checked they both have nasty shits to begin with. 🤣🤣🤣
I was watching the whole time wondering which taco fucked them 😂
Those tacos got me looking like a telescope. Good to see Tim and Crystal still have that NRE.
“Alabama Mexico” lmao. I can just picture but I can’t explain it! Lol
Those food closeups look so good. Ready for another season.
“Pinche bolas de fresas” 😭
Ahhh I was hoping someone would put that sh!t on blast.
Fuckin strawberry balls?
p weber
for Mexicans, fresas (strawberries) are really annoying, stuck up yuppies.
So bola de fresas= ball (group) of yuppies. 😂
One dude doing rails before a food review, everybody knows the reference.
That first dude was fucking hilarious lol.
OMG! That was so much fun watching those two!
good times when we could hang out outside and eat at restaurants with friends
The good old days, *sigh*
☹️
*p a i n*
*ten months later* haha ya
“Pinchi bola de fresas” 😂😂😂
Cagado de risa cuando escuche esa huevada jajaja él es chevere me gusta su vibra, bien cabron pero puedes ver que realmente muy humilde y genuino ese hombre... y pucha.. quiero probar su comida pero acá estoy atrapado en perú jaja APENAS encontrarás tacos o así tortillas/comida mexicana acá, la extraño mucho
I keep reading the title as: Tom Segura and Christina P Eat Each Other While Roasting Tacos.
That taco place gave me the "do it" I've been needing in my life to go for my cooking dream.
Tom and Christina are legit the funniest couple. They don't try to sugar coat shit and they both have some odd ass fantasies that don't even involve each other 😂
SL33PY theyre not funny and the host is terrible
17:39 his coworker looks like he's wondering "when will this guy stfu"
My Taco joint would be called “The Mole-Station”
Gold.
Race you to the trademark... 😄😆😂
Molestation? Double meaning?
haha I love that crazy taco chef. Expecially the end got me good :D
I love this! Tom and Christina are so cool together! Great couple!
Tod is definitely getting milked after this.
Devin Russel Tod Cegara? You don’t know him? He’s in the video.
Mr. Zinc Just leave him be, he doesn’t know.
A Account what’s there to know?
Mr. Zinc Who tf Tod is
who is tod?
This was awesome! Great food and laughs!!
8:16 when he pointed the marker at her "black?" LMAOOO
Freddy Mercury of the taco game 😂😂 bruh I’m dead 😭😭 he do be looking like him
5:23 "aye homie you didn't get a kiss from your girl today or what? 😂😂
Love these two!
And the world needs more Christina P stand up!!!
whuat!?! D'OH!!! I can't stop crying. What an episode. Thanx!
This episode is even better after hearing about all the hot shits they talked about having after this.
Wrong.
Adobada is beef
Pastor is pork
@@lamau12 shh go take a nap
@@lamau12 a pastor will also lie to you and take your money
@@joelbenoitthewanderingbiso4976 *al pastor* caucasian
@@josecruz4631 No, I'm native american.
Jesus not having a clue what sacka soufflé is is hilarious
Dude this was brilliant! 😂😂😂
Nobody:
Taco dude: *constant kissing noises*
Calmate amigo
2:05
Definitive proof at who is the real water Champ. Christina appears to be drinking water while Tom seems to be drinking a soda. I don't know how a real water champ could justify drinking anything but nice water. Thanks jeans.
OH NO Christina just ordered a coke, this puts champ status back on the line. Will we ever get a definitive answer?
you don't drink water with tacos.. an ice cold coca cola preferably mexican batch or a mineral water (mineragua/topochico)is THE best. aguas frescas like the passionfruitwhatever teena had is a close second
Had no clue Tom has married and spoke great Spanish, his wife seems funny as hell and honestly props to Tom for doing shows in Spanish as a comedian that primarily speaks in English. Lots of respect.
If you liked this you should check out their podcast Your Moms House. It’s hilarious
he's half Latino
Hope you're a full blown "mommy" now. If not, watch their podcast, YMH
He's Latino tho so....
Tom actually didn't want to do spanish shows when he was less famous cause that puts you in a category of comedian that you can't escape. After being more widely known he decided to do Spanish shows which is a wise choice.
Tom Segura is such a chill dude. Top three favorite comedians for me
Toms perfect Spanish floors me every time.
I can’t wait to hear Bert talk about the joke 😂
Shoutout the to the cashier acting like he’s doing something
Bro i realized that the same moment that i saw your comment 😂 😂
Hell yeah, I knew Tom was a foot man!
I love these guys. Among my favorite comedians and talk show hosts.
YMH and tacos. All you need in life.
The more and more i see christina the more i love this lady. What a great couple.
2021. Everyone wishes that they had this type of relationship 15 years in.
That Taquero needs his own show...