The Perils of Getting a Vasectomy | William Lee Martin

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  • čas přidán 17. 12. 2019
  • Comedian William Lee Martin discusses the perils of his VASECTOMY!
    Taken from my latest standup special, "The Nutcracker"! Watch the full special here: comedydynamics.com/catalog/wi...
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    A little about William Lee Martin:
    With his signature cowboy hat, boots and Texas drawl, it would be easy to lump the blue-eyed, 6-foot-2-inch Martin into the category of “another guy doing country act.” But don’t be fooled by outward appearances, as his on-stage persona is no act - his middle-America storytelling is as genuine as it gets.
    Drawing from real-life experiences, Martin’s vibrant routine reflects life as a husband, father, and friend. And that authenticity is connecting with mainstream America, crossing culture lines and social status boundaries.
    But no matter the topic, Martin’s gentlemanly wit, and charm prove he’s no dummy, redneck, or hillbilly. His humor is sharp, original and occasionally laced with sarcasm and innuendo, but without the overt adult language prevalent with so many in today’s comedy landscape.
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Komentáře • 84

  • @lonewolfcry
    @lonewolfcry Před 4 lety +68

    you know when you laugh so hard and pop comes out of your nose but you cant stop laughing and your at work and no one can figure out why your laughing because you have headphones plugged in. thank you for making this old guy laugh.

  • @usfandiarsukhia1476
    @usfandiarsukhia1476 Před 3 lety +47

    Saw this comedian for the first time ever and he is so bloody hilarious, it's literally unbelievable......

  • @eligebrown8998
    @eligebrown8998 Před 4 lety +33

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 NO MEANS NO MR!! HOLY CRAP I HAVEN'T LAUGHED SO HARD.

  • @djpena8573
    @djpena8573 Před 4 lety +46

    As someone who has been through it, this was too damned funny!!!!!

  • @barrypearce9451
    @barrypearce9451 Před 4 lety +48

    There's only a couple comedians that can keep me rolling! I'm glad I found you bud keep it up lol

  • @j.r.cherry3575
    @j.r.cherry3575 Před 4 lety +20

    I had to pause video around 14 minutes to catch my breath. Laughing till I cried. Been there, done that. When I took my sample back in I asked the little nurse my wife knew, if saliva would affect the results.

  • @chrisworster2859
    @chrisworster2859 Před 3 lety +41

    He has the MOST expressive eyes!! I was just dyyyyyyying!!! Lol

  • @mpadil
    @mpadil Před 4 lety +18

    His experience was funnier than mine was.
    My doctor shaved me numbed me cut me stitched me and I walked out the door all under 30 minutes.

  • @beckielassetter8865
    @beckielassetter8865 Před 4 lety +26

    Leave on your socks😂.

  • @unclefishhook
    @unclefishhook Před 4 lety +57

    I wish my wife would have asked for a Lexus...

  • @mikestone9129
    @mikestone9129 Před 4 lety +66

    Never heard of this guy. But he's damm good. Love his style. Gonna be looking for more.

  • @dothill1140
    @dothill1140 Před 4 lety +16

    I am so dang glad I lucked up on this guy. :)

  • @MrSpartanicus
    @MrSpartanicus Před 3 lety +23

    “Midget working a speed bag”... I lost my shit! Lol

  • @mikefoehr235
    @mikefoehr235 Před 4 lety +32

    Man...this guy is pretty damn funny. Really cracked me up

  • @randallw1977
    @randallw1977 Před 4 lety +32

    The Nike swoosh huh? I guess your slogan would've been "Just snip it".

  • @Quaid71
    @Quaid71 Před 4 lety +19

    How have I never heard of this guy before? Awesomely funny

  • @craigcoston2890
    @craigcoston2890 Před 3 lety +13

    This dude is funny as hell

  • @GUITARSTUFF911
    @GUITARSTUFF911 Před 4 lety +10

    Thank you for the side splitting laughs, and the tears.. Bravo!!

  • @chadvarnell1889
    @chadvarnell1889 Před 4 lety +8

    3:00 the peak joke of the bit. LOL!!!!

  • @maryshoemaker1334
    @maryshoemaker1334 Před 3 lety +15

    5am and I'm wake'n ever body up within a mile radius 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omgoodness thank ya for sharing this video 💞🤣💞🙏

  • @caseysimon6357
    @caseysimon6357 Před 4 lety +50

    Trim the hedges...makes the house look bigger 😉

  • @ghostgirlinc-oj6ly
    @ghostgirlinc-oj6ly Před 4 lety +29

    I teared up so much I was hard to see. Never laughed so much!😂😂😂😂😂😂😘

  • @hinasimpson834
    @hinasimpson834 Před 3 lety +21

    So funny 🤣 😆 😄 😂.

  • @charlesmartin7347
    @charlesmartin7347 Před 4 lety +11

    I almost peed my pants laughing so hard.🤪😂😂😂😄😂

  • @KH-tx6lg
    @KH-tx6lg Před 3 lety +24

    Should have asked for a 'safe word' 🤣

  • @joanbowden7634
    @joanbowden7634 Před 4 lety +37

    OMG! U give me $ 12.50 & I'm outta here!
    Almost spit my coffee on the floor!

  • @LANaturist
    @LANaturist Před 4 lety +9

    We saw him do this routine on a Carnival ship in 2018.

  • @bonniethomas4678
    @bonniethomas4678 Před 4 lety +13

    This man is great

  • @MaryHernandez-lq8kq
    @MaryHernandez-lq8kq Před 4 lety +8

    That doctor is not right!
    You so funny. That is so wrong😢😂 thanks for sharing

  • @Redwash48
    @Redwash48 Před 4 lety +13

    This dude is funny!!!

  • @jacquelynjohnson9489
    @jacquelynjohnson9489 Před 4 lety +7

    "Cant believe not one comment", lmfao!!!!!

  • @gregchewie3059
    @gregchewie3059 Před 4 lety +4

    HOLY SHIT!!! LMMFAO!! I don't usually laugh much with comedians but I swear I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself!!!

  • @tammygrant3477
    @tammygrant3477 Před 3 lety +10

    Hilarious! Had me rolling! 👍🏼

  • @Flamerider68
    @Flamerider68 Před 4 lety +10

    He's hilarious!😂😂

  • @billammann9807
    @billammann9807 Před 4 lety +8

    Now that is a funny routine.

  • @MrBananas2011
    @MrBananas2011 Před 3 lety +15

    Hilarious 😂

  • @michellebright2450
    @michellebright2450 Před 4 lety +8

    Ok Bill, I laughed loved it!!

  • @libertywalker3473
    @libertywalker3473 Před 4 lety +7

    Lol dying lol

  • @davidjanuszewski5020
    @davidjanuszewski5020 Před 4 lety +6

    Thanks, very enjoyable.

  • @mattward330
    @mattward330 Před 4 lety +11

    Pretty damn funny good job!

  • @darleneshriver3270
    @darleneshriver3270 Před 3 lety +10

    Just found this channel, early Sunday morning, needed some laughs this am!

  • @stuartmarkman769
    @stuartmarkman769 Před 4 lety +5

    Great story.

  • @travisself2557
    @travisself2557 Před 3 lety +25

    This guy is so funny!! My wife and I have been listening to him for years. Does anyone know who sings the song and the song title at the very end of this video?

  • @CHOCOLATEDADDY28
    @CHOCOLATEDADDY28 Před 4 lety +5

    Dude you funny as hell😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @asemastertech721
    @asemastertech721 Před 4 lety +17

    That is some funny stuff. Been there done that! 4 kids were enough for me.

  • @JSCB-365
    @JSCB-365 Před 4 lety +6

    I believe they call that a Buick

  • @claytonstearns8115
    @claytonstearns8115 Před 4 lety +5

    Best thing I ever did. No regret cream pies.

  • @bkdj4
    @bkdj4 Před 4 lety +5

    Hilarious!!!!

  • @kristil.6770
    @kristil.6770 Před 4 lety +4

    lolol..too funny Just subscribed.

  • @matthewswinehart5729
    @matthewswinehart5729 Před 4 lety +5

    Funny sh!t.
    Who sings the song at the end of the clip?

  • @KiKiabout
    @KiKiabout Před 3 lety +6

    Funny!

  • @carijohnson8818
    @carijohnson8818 Před 4 lety +6

    Funny as hell!🤣😂🤣

  • @gloveson5687
    @gloveson5687 Před 3 lety +6

    It doesn't hurt.

  • @carlaaustin7223
    @carlaaustin7223 Před 4 lety +12

    He does make it humorous. Never known anyone who got a vasectomy. It sounds painful and you have the potential to get her pregnant. I'd had a heart attack. I'd wanted my money back. LOL

  • @jamesheath9385
    @jamesheath9385 Před 4 lety +1

    Three days after the “procedure”, your balls explode.

  • @ramrod6279
    @ramrod6279 Před 4 lety +8

    LMAO!!

  • @terrydyer8465
    @terrydyer8465 Před 4 lety +5

    Funny as hell.

  • @charlesschluessler546
    @charlesschluessler546 Před 3 lety +4

    Damn funny brother.

  • @matthewwoods7368
    @matthewwoods7368 Před 4 lety +4

    Does anybody know the name of the song at the end

  • @47hammer
    @47hammer Před 4 lety +4

    Yes is all I have to Say..

  • @gateway8833
    @gateway8833 Před 4 lety +3

    So funny

  • @mattpoochi6964
    @mattpoochi6964 Před 3 lety +16

    I’m a single father. I placed a box of Kleenex on my 12 year old sons nightstand. I said, Don’t make daddy pick up crusty socks on laundry day are we clear? Lol. True story

  • @al6347
    @al6347 Před 3 lety +5

    Funny...

  • @nocheperfumada7345
    @nocheperfumada7345 Před 4 lety +8

    too many commercials,what a shame

  • @robertmichels6802
    @robertmichels6802 Před 4 lety +2

    lmao

  • @karenfaust6972
    @karenfaust6972 Před 3 lety +4

    Cooking a tbone steak

  • @andrezescamilla9813
    @andrezescamilla9813 Před 4 lety +2

    Funny

  • @superdutyscaler6823
    @superdutyscaler6823 Před 4 lety +4

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rhllnm
    @rhllnm Před 3 lety +10

    It doesn't hurt. It's quick. Get 'er done, no more kids.

  • @JSCB-365
    @JSCB-365 Před 4 lety +3

    Why are there no comments here.

  • @constancejenkins3867
    @constancejenkins3867 Před 4 lety +4

    🤔🤐😥😜🤣😆😎

  • @Panwere36
    @Panwere36 Před 4 lety +9

    I always love the "it's just a procedure" for a man but it is a "major operation" for a woman.. please. it doesn't matter who gets the operation.. there are major complications.. AND the vasectomy could very well "not take"... and then the woman will lose her mind and all!

  • @tuxedo9824
    @tuxedo9824 Před 3 lety +1

    Well ... That was just stoopid ..... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @bfarm44
    @bfarm44 Před 4 lety

    Funnier than shit

  • @MDAdams72668
    @MDAdams72668 Před 4 lety +6

    No chance I would ever get snipped NOPE NEVER

  • @kregpeterman3145
    @kregpeterman3145 Před 4 lety +1

    Could you have anymore fucking commercials ?

  • @victorjeffers1993
    @victorjeffers1993 Před 4 lety +8

    LMAO ! Should've told her they still have birth control pills !

  • @beckyaul3770
    @beckyaul3770 Před 3 lety +1

    '

  • @daniellacressmanthewriting750

    lmao! The things women put men through...:P

  • @buellboy007
    @buellboy007 Před 3 lety +1

    Mine left side not n
    Numb and mother trucker no Bueno sept 11 2003 also a day of history the day the twin towers fell the twins were snipped

  • @ramrod6279
    @ramrod6279 Před 4 lety +6

    LMAO!!