The Most Ridiculous Urban Legends

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  • Embark on a journey through the most absurd urban legends, from emergency services magically charging your phone to the infamous organ harvesting myth. Don't believe everything you hear! Watch now.
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Komentáře • 635

  • @gidelix
    @gidelix Před měsícem +430

    Lorelei keeps absolutely nailing the editing. chef’s kiss.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před měsícem +50

      Aw thanks!

    • @K0h4ku42
      @K0h4ku42 Před měsícem +8

      💯 so good

    • @jamesdoulane1
      @jamesdoulane1 Před měsícem +13

      Legitimate art. F'n brilliant editing.

    • @xShadowDawnx
      @xShadowDawnx Před měsícem +4

      "yes they are" i lost it lol

    • @hugh1997
      @hugh1997 Před měsícem +10

      The memes were absolutely on fire today. So good.

  • @sa9110
    @sa9110 Před měsícem +121

    Dave:"At the time of writing, it's nearly halloween."
    Simon: "its January!"
    Marge: "it's May!!"
    That was fucking golden.

    • @Lunch2391
      @Lunch2391 Před měsícem +2

      It wasn't just Marge who thought "It's MAY!"
      great editing

    • @Kitsudote
      @Kitsudote Před 27 dny +3

      Watcher from the future: What Y'all talking about, it's clearly Halloween

  • @jfree2737
    @jfree2737 Před měsícem +127

    Dave's parents are savage! 😂
    I'm Black (this is relevant, I promise). When I was about 10yrs old, I was playing around on my mom's keyboard piano, just pressing random keys. She came into the living room and said something like "You know, real Black musicians only play using the black keys," and went back into the kitchen. I carefully began picking away only at the black keys. Shortly thereafter I hear my parents giggling together like children in the kitchen. I was appalled and embarrassed at the time, but now it's one of my favorite absolutely hilarious childhood memories. 🤣❤️

    • @NavneetRao
      @NavneetRao Před měsícem +11

      On the other hand: that works out to a pentatonic scale (E flat minor, or G flat major). A lot of Stevie Wonder's songs use this, cause it's easier to play on the keyboard for blind musicians, as the black keys are raised up and in a different location to the white keys.

    • @forbiddenera
      @forbiddenera Před měsícem +3

      ​@@NavneetRaoI was thinking this exactly.. I love them black keys!

    • @Roddy556
      @Roddy556 Před měsícem +6

      The Black Keys sounds like a band name

    • @jackoh991
      @jackoh991 Před měsícem

      ⁠that's because it sounds like the black eye peas

    • @NavneetRao
      @NavneetRao Před měsícem

      @@jackoh991 there's a pretty great band called "The Black Keys" as it turns out!

  • @EvilJared5k
    @EvilJared5k Před měsícem +231

    Oh my god, Lorelei during the “It’s May!” portion 😂😂😂😂

  • @zachakers4385
    @zachakers4385 Před měsícem +203

    The whole, “Halloween” “January “ “May” bit broke my brain for a second.

    • @truenorth6074
      @truenorth6074 Před měsícem +11

      Definitely worth the wait for Lorelei to edit it though

    • @Exponaut_R-01
      @Exponaut_R-01 Před měsícem +14

      That’s probably the biggest process delay that’s been unintentionally revealed by a CZcamsr
      On top of the fact that 2013 was “nearly 10 years ago”
      If it’s Halloween
      It must be…
      October 2022 what on earth-

    • @lexand_ecarg
      @lexand_ecarg Před měsícem +3

      The "it's may" really got me 😂😂

    • @ilicarriedoll2843
      @ilicarriedoll2843 Před měsícem +2

      Seconds? Mine for minutes! Maybe 10 to the point my bf said breath if u wanna live 🤣

  • @simonmeadows7961
    @simonmeadows7961 Před měsícem +153

    I fancy starting a new urban myth about Simon.
    He has a secret channel that no one has yet discovered. The content of the channel is instructions to access a Swiss bank account, the funds of which were supplied by Raid Shadow Legends who have been sponsoring him on a long term basis.

    • @FlyWithFitz81
      @FlyWithFitz81 Před měsícem +17

      Once Simon heard there was an urban myth about Simon. He debunked it in an episode of "Decoding the Unknown"

    • @FishManP
      @FishManP Před měsícem +12

      If you start raid shadow legends and then smash your screen, Simon's secret channel will be added to your subs

    • @blackc1479
      @blackc1479 Před měsícem +3

      You didn't know that?

    • @captaintitusz4761
      @captaintitusz4761 Před měsícem +3

      Facts. I helped fund it. (Just kidding I hate raid shadow legends more than he. The ads are so annoying)

    • @blackc1479
      @blackc1479 Před měsícem +5

      @captaintitusz4761 weird sidenote: I hated the ads too, but they seemed to drop off sharply in the last year of two.
      I have nothing against the game, never played it. Just the obnoxious ubiquity of them.
      One day they'll learn that obnoxious ads just make people hate them more.

  • @WVUer21
    @WVUer21 Před měsícem +123

    I work for emergency services. Please don't do that on your phone.

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 Před měsícem +14

      indeed: they are required to assume that the hang-up was involuntary, and act accordingly.

    • @Loralanthalas
      @Loralanthalas Před měsícem

      ​@@kenbrown2808no they're not. What country do you live in? Both UK and California have INFAMOUS calls of kidnapped women (including one screaming with her tounge cut out) and the 911 operators were ABSOLUTE bitches who never sent anyone.

    • @seanstewart8942
      @seanstewart8942 Před měsícem +3

      I work for the secret battery company, you should definitely do it.

    • @jackoh991
      @jackoh991 Před měsícem

      ⁠nope not any more.

  • @melaber77
    @melaber77 Před měsícem +22

    Lorelei, 10/10! The Alex bit was hilarious, and clearly took some research, and the quitting clapperboard guy was brilliant. You’re my new favorite editor!

  • @McWillis
    @McWillis Před měsícem +87

    Just got info on the brain blaze back log. Halloween script, January recording, May editing and release. Love the team dynamic!!

    • @Ixidora
      @Ixidora Před 27 dny

      Halloween "almost 10 years" after 2013... So 2022 Halloween. This script has been hiding for over a year...

  • @shadowarchivist2382
    @shadowarchivist2382 Před měsícem +19

    My siblings and I used to say that our mother's Halloween costume was Great Britain because every year, she would "tax the colonies".

  • @tydewalt5425
    @tydewalt5425 Před měsícem +67

    Lorelei is the master at her craft.
    The Edits are the main reason I watch.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před měsícem +13

      Aw, thanks!

    • @silvenimoy3115
      @silvenimoy3115 Před měsícem +6

      Same 😹 I listen to some of Simon’s channels while I’m driving but I can’t listen to Brain Blaze while I’m driving because I have to watch the edits too 😹

  • @darthplageous5412
    @darthplageous5412 Před měsícem +15

    There is one case where someone has poisoned a family's Halloween candy. But it was the dad who murdered his children not a random stranger.

  • @Bubbaist
    @Bubbaist Před měsícem +42

    Waaaay back in 1978, when I was 7, I was eating pop-rocks when the kid next door told my grandmother that “some guy” had eaten pop-rocks with Coke and died. That was the end of pop-rocks in our house. It turned out that the urban legend was that the kid from the Life cereal commercial (Mikey likes it) had eaten pop-rocks and Coke on a dare, then he exploded. Total nonsense, but lots of people stopped buying pop-rocks because of the tall tale.

    • @DILFDylF
      @DILFDylF Před měsícem +2

      aka Mikey Likey Nike, Crikey

    • @Torby4096
      @Torby4096 Před měsícem +1

      People still believe the Mikey story! He works in radio advertising.

    • @rosemadder5547
      @rosemadder5547 Před měsícem

      My mom told me this back in like 1995. I was around 8. She still would buy them too, when my brother asked, but I was too scared. She would have been...15 when you're talking about lol

  • @coreyharlow4783
    @coreyharlow4783 Před měsícem +96

    Written: October
    Read: January
    Uploaded: May
    Gives some perspective on the work that goes in to these videos

    • @queenzebra8219
      @queenzebra8219 Před měsícem +10

      Simon will be dead 6 months and still releasing videos.. that’s a big brain right there! 💀😂

    • @harleyjo4875
      @harleyjo4875 Před měsícem

      If by ‘work’ you mean loads and loads of videos and not anything actually technical, sure.

    • @jeremymcdonald7974
      @jeremymcdonald7974 Před měsícem +3

      I blame Peter, whoever he is, he must be at fault lol

    • @Meatsweats_o_O
      @Meatsweats_o_O Před měsícem

      @@queenzebra8219 supplying income for his family for the next decade.

    • @thehatchetman670
      @thehatchetman670 Před měsícem +15

      @@harleyjo4875 There's more to these channels than just Simon recording videos. People are doing research and writing these scripts. Someone then has to take the raw recorded footage and edit it into the final product that gets uploaded. If it's so easy and nothing technical goes into the videos, then why don't you have a channel with nearly 500k subscribers and numerous other channels, all consistently uploading content?

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 Před měsícem +31

    2:30 - Chapter 1 - Emergency services phone charger
    6:55 - Chapter 2 - Spiked halloween treats
    10:25 - Chapter 3 - The beast of hackney marsh
    14:05 - Chapter 4 - Mysterious organ harvesting
    18:05 - Chapter 5 - Carrots help you see in the dark
    PS : 18:15 - Smash that carrot button
    PS: All hail the glorious return of *Tangent Timer*

  • @kryw10
    @kryw10 Před měsícem +6

    Lorelei, I adore you. “Poison is bad.” “Yes, they are.” 😂😂😂

  • @sassanada
    @sassanada Před měsícem +11

    The commercial that played immediately when the episode ended also started with, "Hello, Alex!" How??? It meshed in seamlessly. 😂💀

  • @thedrinkinggames9573
    @thedrinkinggames9573 Před měsícem +7

    Lorelei, you are absolutely my favorite editor. All of them are legendary, but I think that you bring an extra something to your videos. Perfection.

  • @Bethgael
    @Bethgael Před měsícem +7

    Lorelai's editing is why I watch these vids rather than listening to them like a podcast. On point. Astarion addition yields extra points. ;)

  • @MikeP2055
    @MikeP2055 Před měsícem +10

    Simon's genuine mirth during the carrot bit delighted the hell outta me.
    And well done, Dave. You legend.

  • @insertianameia2224
    @insertianameia2224 Před měsícem +50

    As someone that got stuck with a random used needles changing the trash at work (the small t-shirt bag swung as I tied it and stuck my twice,) I feel Simon's discomfort for used needles. I had to spend months getting tested and retested for various STDs including HIV/AIDS. Also had to get a a number of vaccines for a bunch of stuff. Thankfully I didn't get anything, but still...

    • @dereinzigwahreRichi
      @dereinzigwahreRichi Před měsícem +5

      Oh, you were lucky then, I hope this never happens to you again.
      I once had a project request to help design needle-proof gloves as PSA/workwear and this is damn near impossible. Cut-proof is far easier but doesnt help you in this scenario. Only thing that works is thick leather gloves but good luck fiddling with trash bags with those...

    • @mjfan653
      @mjfan653 Před měsícem +5

      Even if a person is deep in an hard drugs binge, they should find the second to cap their needles.
      Each needle comes with an orange safety cap.
      Where I live, needles are rarely thrown on the ground, as there are exchanges. But all the needles Ive seen in the trash or on the ground, have had orange safety caps on them.
      Only a very stupid and selfish person would disregard the capping.

    • @insertianameia2224
      @insertianameia2224 Před měsícem +2

      @@dereinzigwahreRichi it was a fast food resturant so all I had access to were nitrile and vinyl gloves. Like what people were getting at the shops during covid. So they were useless against a sharp needle. 😖

    • @insertianameia2224
      @insertianameia2224 Před měsícem +1

      @@mjfan653 exactly. I have nonodea who it was but I wasn't suprised. I lived in a type of low-income housing called the "PJs" in the US. Basically like the ghettos but they're specifically apartment complexes vs a specific neighborhood or town. And in the one I lived in, as well as some others in the county, it isn't uncommon to find them on the ground. When I was living there and my kids were very small, I often wouldn't let them play outside much if we couldn't go elsewhere because I was worried about them picking one up, not knowing any better.
      Thankfully while we're we live now isn't the best my kids can just go outside and run the streets of our neighborhood barefoot and be okay.

    • @xerothedarkstar
      @xerothedarkstar Před měsícem +2

      Blood born pathogens are no joke even when you have proper procedures in place.

  • @durk5331
    @durk5331 Před měsícem +4

    I Love the kinda banter that goes on on this channel, between Dave, Simon, and Lorelei the Editor X3

  • @Marvelomarv
    @Marvelomarv Před měsícem +8

    7:09 "But at least, by the time of writing it is nearly Halloween"....."omg, it's January"..... "it's May!!!!"
    This was just so perfect!!! And the timing that it's actually the first week of May, so 8 days ago, Lorelei couldn't have used that meme, is just amazing😂😂😂

  • @zarasbazaar
    @zarasbazaar Před měsícem +6

    Funny thing about sharps containers: they're designed so that people can't just randomly stick their hands in them.
    June Weinstock is from the town where I live. She suffered severe brain injury from the attack and had to be in a care facility for the rest of her life. Mob mentality is truly terrifying.

  • @darthtac
    @darthtac Před měsícem +23

    I just love Lorelei's editing and her Australian talents of sutley and tact.
    Oh Dave I gotta know, did the carrots help you see in the dark?
    What? Its not like Dave is going to read it or anything.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před měsícem +4

      🤣🤣

    • @alanhilder1883
      @alanhilder1883 Před měsícem +8

      He now sees twice as well. 2 times zero is still zero.

    • @kevindaniel1337
      @kevindaniel1337 Před měsícem +1

      ​@alanhilder1883 *checks calculator* can confirm, the math checks out.

  • @BrianPseivaD
    @BrianPseivaD Před měsícem +15

    My Dad used to say “eat your carrots, because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses”!

    • @BrickNewton
      @BrickNewton Před měsícem +1

      Same here 😂😂😂😂
      P.S my dad not your dad

    • @jackoh991
      @jackoh991 Před měsícem +2

      Which would make sense if rabbits eat carrots

  • @andrewsisson6536
    @andrewsisson6536 Před měsícem +7

    I was expecting the "Everyone has AIDS" number from Team America World Police, so the Family Guy bit actually surprised me!

  • @_Hodgepodge
    @_Hodgepodge Před měsícem +47

    Dammit Lorelei, that stray Discord notification SFX was devilish.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před měsícem +15

      Yeah, that was totally on purpose... *darting eyes*

    • @_Hodgepodge
      @_Hodgepodge Před měsícem +7

      @EveryFairyDies Knowing it was accidental somehow makes it even better. Lol.
      Were you recording system audio for the sound bite and just so happen to get a Discord notification or something?

    • @eeik5150
      @eeik5150 Před měsícem +3

      Of FFS! I was casually listening and got irritated at discord…FOR NO GOOD REASON!!!

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před měsícem +6

      @@_Hodgepodge Probably. I don't even remember any more. I made that asset a long time ago. I could fix it, but that's not as fun.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před měsícem +2

      @@eeik5150 LOL

  • @Smuelaham
    @Smuelaham Před měsícem +30

    Love the writer tangent timer.

    • @laurenelizabeth8948
      @laurenelizabeth8948 Před měsícem +4

      Same, although I wasn’t sure why it was running while he was actually on script lol.

    • @wwbraveheart4
      @wwbraveheart4 Před měsícem +3

      @@laurenelizabeth8948 Because it was the writer who was on the tangent, not Simon.

    • @laurenelizabeth8948
      @laurenelizabeth8948 Před měsícem +1

      @@wwbraveheart4 wow, thank you for the clarification, I feel rather sheepish for not having made that connection lol.

    • @wwbraveheart4
      @wwbraveheart4 Před měsícem +1

      @@laurenelizabeth8948 no worries, I was initially confused as well, then rewatched part of it, and realised what the timer was actually for.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před měsícem +7

      I couldn't resist. Glad you enjoyed it.

  • @danielwartist
    @danielwartist Před měsícem +5

    After seeing what people were willing to believe in 2020, I am never going to assume people are too smart for an online scam ever again.

  • @R0bobb1e
    @R0bobb1e Před měsícem +5

    When my son was an infant, he literally did turn orange! Carrots, Sweet Potato and Pumpkin were the main culprits. For some stupid reason, I didn't think of this, even though I know you can make a plant turn any colour you like by adding food colouring to the water. After a VERY long night at the hospital, the Head of Paediatrics came to us and asked "Just by the off chance, does your son eat a lot of orange foods?"
    I replied "Yes, it seems he only likes orange foods."
    "Well" said he, "I am fairly sure your son does not have Jaundice, but rather, you have dyed you child!"
    I felt a right idiot and went straight home and gave him some peas and butter!

  • @InVacuo
    @InVacuo Před měsícem +4

    Tip of the hat to Lorelei, especially the "hello Alex" bit. Perfection.

  • @sassanada
    @sassanada Před měsícem +4

    Am i remembering correctly that years later it came out that the person who was the origin of the poison candy urban legend had actually poisoned their own kid's candy in an attempt to collect life insurance on them? I swear i stumbled across that on some true crime show a few years back.

    • @KS-PNW
      @KS-PNW Před 23 dny +1

      Yeah a dad poisoned his sons pixie sticks (and his daughters but she didn't eat them) to collect life insurance.

  • @clintonpangburn3698
    @clintonpangburn3698 Před měsícem +21

    Simon is further behind on scripts than I am on child support.

  • @ilicarriedoll2843
    @ilicarriedoll2843 Před měsícem +2

    The whole "Almost Halloween, it's January, it's May! " but got me stitches for minutes! Maybe 10, to the point my bf said breath if u wanna live 🤣

  • @GardinerAlan
    @GardinerAlan Před měsícem +2

    I was born, grew and still live within a mile or two of Hackney Marshes. I've played 100s of football matches, run lots of races, gone to gigs and managed events on it. I have never once heard any mention of a Hackney Marshes monster. I've googled it though and does seem like there was a police search mission w/ helicopter in 1981. I'm hoping the 2012 'sighting' wasn't real or if it was, it wasn't a prank because the marshes is right next to the London Olympic site in Stratford. They had snipers on rooftops and armed police units all over. Someone mucking about in a bear suit could've got put down.

  • @jerrodbroholm4338
    @jerrodbroholm4338 Před měsícem +4

    Dear Dave,
    Thank you for what might have been the hardest and most cathartic laugh I've had in at least three last year.
    Bravo!

  • @omegatired
    @omegatired Před měsícem +2

    The razor thing in Halloween candy goes back to the 1960s and it was supposed to have happened in New York. There were also reports of LSD and things injected into candies for a few years in the late 60s. In New Orleans, where I grew up, no reports. I sometimes think it was an outgrowth of the actual painkiller poisonings that happened a couple of times.

  • @cindyscrazy
    @cindyscrazy Před měsícem +5

    I HATED the carrot one. I got glasses in the 3rd grade. We were poor and this was a bad thing. So, my mom INSISTED on having me eat as many carrots as possible. This led to my afternoon snacks being carrots cut into disks. Do you have any IDEA how many old, rubbery carrot disks ended up in my desk? Carrots pretty much make me sick now.

  • @JimTheFly
    @JimTheFly Před měsícem +1

    The random Discord notification during "Parenting Stuff with Fact Boy" completely threw me for a loop. LOL

  • @Awzn123
    @Awzn123 Před měsícem +20

    1:29 now I want to know how many hours the video editor has in baldurs gate 3

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před měsícem +5

      I admit to nothing other than a love of the game.

    • @Awzn123
      @Awzn123 Před měsícem +2

      @@EveryFairyDies I mean publicly same amount like minded individuals any play time under triple digits is amateur level

  • @user-lt2uq3cq9n
    @user-lt2uq3cq9n Před měsícem +4

    Dave does have a hell of a sens if humor!! 😂😂 I love it!

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 Před měsícem +2

    3:15 I would think it could also be tied to the fact that even an old GSM cell phone that’s not activated or on a network can still dial 911. This is the first I’m ever hearing of Blackberry being able to only able to make emergency calls in power save mode, and as popular as Blackberry was, it was really only certain execs who used them vs the general populace.

  • @EMdemo
    @EMdemo Před měsícem +3

    "he can't even speak!" 6:01

  • @SkurgeOfCaprica
    @SkurgeOfCaprica Před měsícem +2

    We need to talk about the unspoken cultural phenomenon that is "dad tax"

  • @MikeStavola
    @MikeStavola Před měsícem +1

    The only case of tainted candy I know of was a local one to me in the 80s, where a person slipped double edge razor blades into candy apples. And the person who did it was allegedly mentally disturbed, and accused local kids of vandalizing their house. No idea what happened after that, but it was reported on *after* Halloween.

  • @zombiechicken7114
    @zombiechicken7114 Před měsícem +1

    Fab stuff. Also, Astarion!! Love him!!! All the editing and memeology here was spot on!!

  • @DeeChambers-ci6cn
    @DeeChambers-ci6cn Před měsícem +2

    Omg, Simon cracking up over the carrots had me falling out of my chair laughing

  • @wossle73
    @wossle73 Před měsícem

    HOORAY, for Simon! I Nearly "Nearly Fell, on the Floor"
    GET, HIM on the 'Comedy Circuit" 🤣🤣

  • @rebeccaritchie3315
    @rebeccaritchie3315 Před měsícem +4

    Omgoodness…a pharmacist I worked with (and in in the USA they actually spend enough time in school to get a doctorate in pharmacy) believed the whole “charging the cell phone call” thing. 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @ABC1701A
      @ABC1701A Před měsícem +3

      Not just in the US, plenty of other countries as well including many so called 'sh1thole'' countries in Africa (know quite a few through church, they all trained in Africa and they all have years of medical training behind them.

  • @HeyItsmeImAlex
    @HeyItsmeImAlex Před měsícem +10

    Lorelei I love your editing ❤❤❤ you make it much better. I just had a crappy day and your editing made it much more enjoyable and funnier.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před měsícem +1

      Sucks you had a crappy day, but glad I was able to make it a little better!

  • @jamesleatherwood5125
    @jamesleatherwood5125 Před měsícem +1

    As a small city/ not quite country boy, and a loner/hermit whos biggest fear in the world is being trapped in the middle of a panicking crowd thats pressing in on all sides while having no, or being unable to reach an, exit, the idea of permanently settling in a city like LA, NY, Seattle, Chicago, or any other city that takes longer than 30 minutes to travel from one side to the other even at the slowest of times is quite unthinkable to me. I honestly belive i would attempt living off the land or going homeless before i would attempt to make a life intentionally in a midsize to large city. speaking of whether or not london is nice or not that is.

  • @hijinx4u
    @hijinx4u Před měsícem +1

    Lorelei crushed it with the editing. Love you all, and thank you.

  • @Scudboy17
    @Scudboy17 Před měsícem +1

    Editing in this episode is *chef's kiss* good.

  • @torhne
    @torhne Před měsícem +2

    Dave being able to see because of carrots dropped me. Laughed so hard.

  • @ajdean2974
    @ajdean2974 Před měsícem +13

    I see Lorelai has fallen down the BG3 rabbithole.. we will pray for you

  • @trevorwilliams6362
    @trevorwilliams6362 Před měsícem +1

    The U.K.: gets call about a cryptid; sends out almost half a hundred officers.
    The U.K.: repeated reports of abuse and involving a missing person; "They're fine."

  • @Im-Not-a-Dog
    @Im-Not-a-Dog Před měsícem +4

    Im pretty sure that most, if not all, parents tax their childrens food.
    I also call it the Dad Tax.

  • @ncg195
    @ncg195 Před měsícem +1

    I don't know how that discord notification noise got into the video at 10:19, but it really freaked me out for a second because I didn't even have discord running.

  • @QuarkXQuasar
    @QuarkXQuasar Před 22 dny

    Simon: I've got the best job, just sitting here in a comfortable room with tea reading a script
    Also Simon: I'm so far behind at work

  • @haleyw5677
    @haleyw5677 Před měsícem +1

    I was definitely not expecting a baldur's gate clip, but i'm happy to see it

  • @dennisfeitz8108
    @dennisfeitz8108 Před měsícem +1

    Lorelei, Dave will be very upset when he sees the meme you represented him with. 😂😂😂 Funny and Dave would enjoy it.

  • @nicklovell5872
    @nicklovell5872 Před měsícem +2

    18:14... Now wiping coffee off my computer monitor... Kin ell Dave... That was dark.

  • @Luzarioth
    @Luzarioth Před 13 dny

    The whole Carrots bit had me laughing so hard I almost fainted XD

  • @andrewrussack8647
    @andrewrussack8647 Před měsícem +1

    “Tangent Timer”! Gold! 😜😂

  • @AdamsWorlds
    @AdamsWorlds Před měsícem +2

    The blind joke got me lol, never seen that one coming.

  • @Grinnar
    @Grinnar Před měsícem +3

    The editor really doesn't like Poison, and I found that exceptionally funny. Kudos.

  • @lostNtx
    @lostNtx Před měsícem +1

    The opening bit reminded me of Charlie the Unicorn 😂😂 lalalaaaa candy mountain 😂😂

  • @victoriaeads6126
    @victoriaeads6126 Před měsícem +1

    2:23 Lorelei, I see that Sens8 clip, that was a great show 😂

  • @BlackhandsTravels
    @BlackhandsTravels Před měsícem +1

    Yes! Loreleis editing is the greatest, and with the tangenttimers aswell. Niiice.

  • @MrOrchidion
    @MrOrchidion Před měsícem +1

    that was ONE HECK of a way to open the video simons editors >.> i'm uh just watching it and am about thirty seconds in lol

  • @amemooress6291
    @amemooress6291 Před měsícem +1

    The editing for this episode 🤌

  • @crankreid
    @crankreid Před měsícem +6

    bleeding discord notification sound effect. you know what you did. 🤣

    • @EShirako
      @EShirako Před měsícem +2

      You just saved me from going through the REST of my server list to see what happened where. :D

  • @PeachM0de
    @PeachM0de Před měsícem +1

    Today’s episode was brilliant. Just what I needed

  • @pirate_duck4985
    @pirate_duck4985 Před měsícem +1

    I have to say first the editing on this video is hilariously top notch!!
    Then I have to say HEY!! The reason here in the UK there's modern folklore, stories, rumours whatever about strange beasts, maybe escaped exotic pets etc is because the scariest thing you'll encounter across the UK is perhaps an angry Bull/Cow or maybe a Horse!! If you're really unlucky potentially an Adder but even then you've got to be extremely unlucky to die from a bite!
    Especially as kids when you go out exploring, there's a vast expanse of land, maybe a big woodland!? Blatantly there's gunna be a Wolf Pack hidden away or perhaps a small population of maybe a big cat etc.
    I also mention the escaped/released exotic pets & big cats because that DID happen (Simon has done a video about it!) Whilst the arguments for & against some of these big cats surviving & evading capture to start a small population is absolutely up for debate! There was a time when some of these "Beasts" could very well have been an escaped Puma say! Then folklore & Chinese Whispers does its thing!

  • @bjaymac1712
    @bjaymac1712 Před měsícem

    Super stoked there is a back log of episodes to be excited about

  • @queenofthedoggos8279
    @queenofthedoggos8279 Před měsícem +1

    The thought of poor young Dave being told that carrots help you see in the dark cracked me up because my best friend who happened to have two artificial eyes from a very young age also tried eating lots of carrots as a child so that she could see in the dark. I am also trying to figure out if anyone tried to tell me this or if I just accepted that I was night blind and carrots would never fix the issue

  • @cgoad
    @cgoad Před měsícem +1

    Ouch! Wicked memeology, Lorelei! What's the next level up from a Doctorate of Memeology? Supreme Being of Editing? Love it all. Keep them coming! Oh, and ask Whistle Boy for a nice, fat raise! It's well deserved, and he can afford it surely😂

  • @BadWisdom523
    @BadWisdom523 Před měsícem +1

    I’m in London right now and I’ve seen four Manticores this morning. Although… they could just be foxes being cheeky and I need to get a new carbon monoxide detector

  • @quantumrobingaming6667
    @quantumrobingaming6667 Před měsícem +2

    And Dave cannot see the timer... Ha!

  • @Smuelaham
    @Smuelaham Před měsícem +2

    I don’t think I’ve ever been so early to Simon video. Good shit mate.

  • @marticusthe1st
    @marticusthe1st Před měsícem +1

    Tangent timer is rolling while he’s reading the script.

  • @katharineoneill3892
    @katharineoneill3892 Před měsícem

    After not watching these videos for a while due to life getting in the way, the first thing Simon says is making me go 'things haven't changed then'. Missed the out of context intros!

  • @artykaye5465
    @artykaye5465 Před měsícem

    "Very polluted"... "But it was fun,though". Simon, oh Simon.

  • @SCSilk
    @SCSilk Před 27 dny

    Speaking of lipstick in bathrooms after passing out, I was reminded of the famous “Welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS” urban legend that was also spread via email in the 1980s.

  • @hibaakaiko3888
    @hibaakaiko3888 Před 7 dny

    Says you! I just nodded off for an hour in the SeaTac airport. When i woke up, I'd been plucked balled by a wig maker, had all my organs harvest, and had been left propped up on cender blocks just outside of Salt Lake city. All I got for my troubles was a t-shirt that said 'I got harvested and all I got was a crappie t-shurt' that didn't even fit. (It's a 4xl)

  • @gordonlumbert9861
    @gordonlumbert9861 Před měsícem

    The worst part about the schedule is it was written on Halloween. Recorded in January and released in May. The Halloween foul play on previous episodes was family members.

  • @user-ni2md3ey9m
    @user-ni2md3ey9m Před měsícem +2

    Honestly the editing is on point

  • @manoro8698
    @manoro8698 Před měsícem

    Editing truly at a pinnacle

  • @laurielyddy4890
    @laurielyddy4890 Před měsícem

    About a million years ago I was a chat and message board host for AOL and I worked in the Urban legends chat room and chat board. Brings back some interesting memories lol

  • @0o0ification
    @0o0ification Před měsícem +1

    This one was worth the wait 🤣

  • @giantred
    @giantred Před měsícem

    Hearing Simon saying his nan saved everything after talking about her cutting off chicken heads had me VERY worried where he was going with his anecdote xD

  • @613aristocrat
    @613aristocrat Před měsícem

    I subscribed when Sam was editing. This was amazing. The retakes inserts made me giggle.

  • @Buggsy1061
    @Buggsy1061 Před měsícem

    I love how Lorelei is upping the editing game. The question is, how far can this go??

  • @Pileot
    @Pileot Před měsícem

    I remember that battery thing was a thing with blackberries, however it didn't unlock any extra power it just disabled the phone from shutting down properly when it thought the battery was low, so you could make a call to emergency services but your phone would realistically die in a matter of minutes.

  • @spddiesel
    @spddiesel Před měsícem

    For the record, the kidney harvest story goes back to at least the late 80's, when I heard it for the first time.

  • @froglingsreborns8729
    @froglingsreborns8729 Před 13 dny

    when he was talking about his grandma cutting chicken's heads off and then went directly in to she kept every I thought he was about to tell us his grandma had chicken skulls or something 🤣

  • @TheHere_AndNow
    @TheHere_AndNow Před měsícem

    Every pony happy now editor you have my ❤.😂

  • @boristhedespot3473
    @boristhedespot3473 Před měsícem +2

    I thaugh that they found out the great big hairy thing on hackney marsh was Boris Johnson after a few can of fosters

  • @chaoticchaos894
    @chaoticchaos894 Před měsícem +2

    This is good editing