Puscifer - "Apocalyptical" (Official Video)

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  • Puscifer’s video “Apocalyptical,” from the album, “Existential Reckoning.” Directed by Puscifer, Meats Meier and Ghost Atomic.
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    LYRICS:
    Concrete conclusions be damned
    They won’t believe you until it’s far too late
    Go on, moron, Ignore the evidence.
    Skid in to Armageddon
    Tango Apocalyptical
    Jog on, Head down. Ignore the evidence.
    Trippin over Armageddon
    Moon Walkin Apocalyptical
    Dumb dumb be damned
    FOLLOW ALCHEMY RECORDINGS
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    / alchemyrecords
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    www.alchemyrecordings.com
    ©2020 Puscifer Entertainment under exclusive license to Alchemy Recordings, LLC / BMG Rights Management (US).
    #Puscifer #Apocalyptical #ExistentialReckoning
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  • @SenorAmador
    @SenorAmador Před 4 lety +430

    Can we talk about how Maynard has released 3 consecutive albums from each of his bands, gone on year long tours after releasing each album? Props to this man💯

    • @augustgreig9420
      @augustgreig9420 Před 4 lety +28

      Hardest Workin Man in showbiz. Don't forget he also has a vineyard and winery, a restaurant and a jiu jitsu school.

    • @ThatGuyYouArent2
      @ThatGuyYouArent2 Před 4 lety +12

      Maynard is like a next level human with how many plates he can keep spinning. It's hard to believe he's just one guy sometimes.

    • @chito2294
      @chito2294 Před 4 lety +16

      who does he think he is? mike patton?

    • @Faks.09
      @Faks.09 Před 4 lety +1

      @@chito2294 lmao

    • @samsmit6107
      @samsmit6107 Před 4 lety +6

      honestly, this Album was not suppose to come out until 2021. I think the COVID stopped the tool tour. So they got bored and started working faster.

  • @bigidea05
    @bigidea05 Před 4 lety +3202

    When things get strange, Maynard gets stranger.

    • @DMTInfinity
      @DMTInfinity Před 4 lety +7

      *#lolz*

    • @Rich_Harrison_MPH
      @Rich_Harrison_MPH Před 4 lety +38

      Why I love him lol

    • @australianoutback
      @australianoutback Před 4 lety +48

      Maynard is just stating the truth this virus is absolutely made up bullsh...

    • @meesterdinglefritz2064
      @meesterdinglefritz2064 Před 4 lety +47

      Tens I think it’s quite clear the virus is not “made up bs” as you seem to think. I do believe, however, the reaction most western countries have had thus far is a bit overzealous.

    • @deferlow
      @deferlow Před 4 lety +30

      "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." -HST

  • @probablyarussiantroll7487
    @probablyarussiantroll7487 Před 2 měsíci +25

    This song aged perfectly. Let's check back in four years from now lol

  • @svwhippoorwill3599
    @svwhippoorwill3599 Před 6 měsíci +16

    This is some of the best retro MTV ever produced.
    Takes me back to 1982.
    Love it.

    • @blueslady25
      @blueslady25 Před 24 dny

      Best year! I was born in 82 lol Maynard is such a musical genius that doesn't get enough recognition!

  • @dougveit
    @dougveit Před 4 lety +479

    I'll need a couple of decades to process this.

    • @XoVieira
      @XoVieira Před 4 lety +22

      no, just a couple of days: bill gates, id2020, chip, bible's apocalypse, big brother, 1984 george orwell, NWO,...

    • @boloraqua3085
      @boloraqua3085 Před 4 lety +3

      Do you have a brain injury? Or, can you not comprehend cheesy captain obvious songs?

    • @XoVieira
      @XoVieira Před 4 lety +1

      @Grishnakh yep

    • @uhweesuh2157
      @uhweesuh2157 Před 4 lety +3

      😂

    • @dougveit
      @dougveit Před 4 lety +9

      Sarcasm is an ironic or satirical remark tempered by humor. Mainly, people use it to say the opposite of what's true to make someone look or feel foolish. For example, let's say you see someone struggling to open a door and you ask them, "Do you want help?" If they reply by saying, "No thanks. I'm really enjoying the challenge," you'll know they're being sarcastic. Sarcasm is all about the context and tone of voice, which is why it works better verbally. It's something you'll know when you hear it.
      Sarcasm can also be used for comedic relief. For example, "I walked into my hotel room and wondered if the interior decorators thought orange was the new black." The main gist of sarcasm is that the words are not meant to be taken literally. Let's walk through some examples of sarcasm for a better understanding.

  • @jamesbricker79
    @jamesbricker79 Před 4 lety +365

    it's one max headroom away from the 80's and it's simply irresistible.

    • @Duckesse
      @Duckesse Před 4 lety +14

      Ah...am I not the only one recognizing a bit of the old Robert Palmer?

    • @cuglo21
      @cuglo21 Před 4 lety +9

      @@Duckesse and maybe some Annie Lennox?

    • @laxku
      @laxku Před 4 lety +14

      @@cuglo21 Yes definitely, I think Devo and Talking Heads as well. Video has a real 80's edge to it.

    • @vitoguido3258
      @vitoguido3258 Před 4 lety +6

      Max Headroom. The first thought I had when I saw the thumbnail.

    • @jamesstaggs7591
      @jamesstaggs7591 Před 4 lety +3

      Just imagine if they had the tech back in the 80s that we have now. My god the sounds lol

  • @pukeface7371
    @pukeface7371 Před 2 lety +50

    2:45 Maynard Keenan dancing makes me so energetic and happy for no reason lmfao. Incredible work Puscifier.

  • @HiGHrVOLTAGE
    @HiGHrVOLTAGE Před rokem +193

    People that didn't hear this song when it dropped will never feel it the same.

    • @bwrevolutionary
      @bwrevolutionary Před rokem +4

      I thought the same

    • @hjermsted22
      @hjermsted22 Před rokem +6

      Agreed.
      Same thing with Bo Burnham's 'Inside'.

    • @con.x
      @con.x Před rokem +11

      Yeah these empty street shots were not just staged... this was legit what it was like. Those empty beaches... were actually barren sand dunes. They didnt have to pay the city to empty a couple spaces for these shots... it was just how it was.

    • @HiGHrVOLTAGE
      @HiGHrVOLTAGE Před rokem +7

      @@con.x It's chilling. A lot of small town rural folks will never know what it felt like to see a major city empty, just gutted. Genuine zombie apocalypse vibes. This video is brilliant and didn't get near enough credit. Only two songs came out that reflect COVID vibes genuinely... Another was some cat name Tom MacDonald And I don't even know the name of the song I just know that every word vibes hard w the moment

    • @HiGHrVOLTAGE
      @HiGHrVOLTAGE Před rokem

      @@con.x czcams.com/video/QPhe2n-p-mw/video.htmlsi=6z2_EI-mKIAlDN1y
      Not my style but it was real in the moment.

  • @xpeesoupx6234
    @xpeesoupx6234 Před 4 lety +1501

    Everyone saying Maynard's weird in this obviously haven't seen his Aenima era

    • @JINORU_
      @JINORU_ Před 4 lety +28

      lol right?

    • @laurenmorel3591
      @laurenmorel3591 Před 4 lety +30

      Dude for real lol

    • @TheTechAndScience
      @TheTechAndScience Před 4 lety +68

      Sacramento 1998, his peak weirdness with Televangelist Maynard

    • @infinimetrical
      @infinimetrical Před 4 lety +22

      Constant over-stimulation abstained, but I wouldn't want you any other way.

    • @incarnadinelifestyle
      @incarnadinelifestyle Před 4 lety +37

      They just don't understand. This isn't weird. This is a warning, like many of his songs.
      But imbeciles cannot process reason.

  • @sergiuujvarosi1387
    @sergiuujvarosi1387 Před 4 lety +352

    it's good that they have the remedy

  • @dustinmcfarland2441
    @dustinmcfarland2441 Před rokem +130

    This song is terrific. Band is solid, we all know Maynard is amazing, but I feel like Carina is severely underrated she is a terrific vocalist.

    • @retomeili6690
      @retomeili6690 Před rokem +8

      she carries the whole track. fantastic.

    • @pablogrijalva1581
      @pablogrijalva1581 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Coudln't agree more.

    • @justaratinacag3
      @justaratinacag3 Před 10 měsíci +1

      She’s the weakest part of puscifer. Honestly wish Maynard would find someone more his equal

    • @TroublesomeOwl
      @TroublesomeOwl Před 10 měsíci +13

      @@justaratinacag3 congrats on taking the "worst take i've read all week" award! Well done sir.

    • @Felish5397
      @Felish5397 Před 9 měsíci +2

      Gotta listen to some of her songs outside of Puscifer. She's a vocalist with a beautiful voice and at times I wish she had more vocal parts in Puscifer.

  • @mirabraa7855
    @mirabraa7855 Před 3 lety +11

    Just can't get enough of it.
    This perfect harmony of voices and Maynard's hypnotizing lips and teeth.
    I feel possessed by this combination.

  • @stephencasper87
    @stephencasper87 Před 3 lety +118

    Damn you, Maynard!!! I really love Tool and APC. Puscifer has always been more "hit and miss" for me. But when they hit, they hit. Puscifer's music probably sticks with me more than either of the aforementioned Tool and APC. This is the best type of earworm. Crazy how Puscifer's music is both simple and complicated at the same time. Maynard has always been a cut above the rest. And he routinely outdoes himself with every subsequent work. I also imagine all of us here will eventually become the strangest group of senior citizens ever known.

    • @asmrbynature3057
      @asmrbynature3057 Před rokem +5

      Well said 👏...Tool is timeless and real. Some will understand and some will follow the herds to the end just to feel ok'
      ...we all know inside we share the same feelings just expressed differently and if your around long enough..it's all an illusion until we depart' Vanish...Vanish.......dissappear:)

    • @markrichardson6381
      @markrichardson6381 Před 5 měsíci

      Just time traveling

  • @shiwera22
    @shiwera22 Před 4 lety +520

    i just love how Maynard is just standing there doing finger guns

  • @blakdoj
    @blakdoj Před rokem +347

    Two years later... This song still makes sense

    • @gadbammit4736
      @gadbammit4736 Před rokem +5

      Yeah lol
      "C is for Insert Sophomoric Genitalia Refernce here?"
      Like 10 years later Maynard is rolling by a top secret agent guarded warehouse picking up toilet paper on a one wheel in a music video?
      "Maybe now they'll believe in miracles?"

    • @gadbammit4736
      @gadbammit4736 Před rokem +1

      "Don't shoot the messenger"
      "Holiday on the moon"

    • @gadbammit4736
      @gadbammit4736 Před rokem +6

      You know?
      "They won't believe you until it's far too late"
      "Be dumb, dumb, be dumb, dumb, be dumb, dumb be dumb, dumb"

    • @gadbammit4736
      @gadbammit4736 Před rokem +1

      Moon walking on a holiday on the moon
      "Thank you Mr president for my vacation"

    • @gadbammit4736
      @gadbammit4736 Před rokem +1

      Hey Jesus!

  • @marcusbergman6116
    @marcusbergman6116 Před rokem +14

    I can't quite put my finger on why, but this may be one of my favorite music videos ever.

  • @aspirax
    @aspirax Před 4 lety +297

    Giving Carina Round more vocal presence in these songs really makes them great. They have a great harmony together.

    • @carlosrincon6017
      @carlosrincon6017 Před 4 lety +13

      Needless to say, she looks hot in this video too.

    • @senseiesrar9119
      @senseiesrar9119 Před 3 lety +8

      Carina is bae.

    • @TheFos88
      @TheFos88 Před 3 lety +5

      Oh hey Jason! Man it's been awhile since I saw you rip that cushion in two with your one wiggly bear tooth. Griffin was a gnarly ingrown hair but I finally got it laughing itself to the picnic you said you'd be, but he couldn't find you. Ah, I just says to em "that there Jason is a sneaky sombitch sure nuff".
      Anyway, catch ya around at the lou! Heard they gone have turd paintin. Word up, homie!

    • @kevinbarry1764
      @kevinbarry1764 Před 3 lety +3

      @@TheFos88 ....what the actual fuck? 🧐

    • @jenmarie2030
      @jenmarie2030 Před 2 lety +4

      @@TheFos88 I think this is the funniest thing I've ever read on CZcams 😂

  • @soundslikescape
    @soundslikescape Před 4 lety +244

    2018 - APC
    2019 - Tool
    2020 - Puscifer
    Glorious

  • @GothamandGomorrah
    @GothamandGomorrah Před 2 lety +21

    "They won't believe you until it's far too late", proving prescient.

    • @TheSquidNinja
      @TheSquidNinja Před 3 měsíci +2

      2 years later, we are all still dead from coof. We should had listendd b4 it was too late m8

    • @GothamandGomorrah
      @GothamandGomorrah Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@TheSquidNinja who said we'd all be dead by 'coof'?

    • @Psycorde
      @Psycorde Před měsícem +1

      @@TheSquidNinja It's funny how so many anti-establishment "speak to power" musician types did a 180

    • @thewhitelodgery
      @thewhitelodgery Před 28 dny

      @@Psycorde Fear makes people do weird shit, sadly.

  • @dalehawks6003
    @dalehawks6003 Před 3 lety +7

    There's something about the way MJK turns his head slightly and says " Be" that keeps me coming back to watch this over and over

  • @xzysyndrome
    @xzysyndrome Před 4 lety +344

    Maynard doesn't always dance like me...but when he does, he hits the nail on the head.

  • @ShawarmaEnjoyer534
    @ShawarmaEnjoyer534 Před 4 lety +170

    "Suit Maynard" is my new spirit animal

  • @job8761
    @job8761 Před 7 měsíci +3

    This is not music, this not art, this is mind blowing.
    The pointe in the end of the video is really, really good.

  • @ricktherrien8235
    @ricktherrien8235 Před 3 lety +21

    Maynards carefree dancing in the terrible situation he is referring to is just great!!

  • @luiscypher1307
    @luiscypher1307 Před 4 lety +302

    He looks like a cross between Agent Smith & a Robert Palmer 'Addicted to love' back-up dancer,lol.

    • @Duckesse
      @Duckesse Před 4 lety +1

      Top man!!!

    • @cogline9
      @cogline9 Před 4 lety +11

      I had a similar thought only it was "Simply Irresistible" in my head. Then I realized all of Robert Palmer's videos had the same general theme. XD

    • @xxnoreligionxx8819
      @xxnoreligionxx8819 Před 4 lety +1

      nailed it thats exactly what I thought also ahahahha

    • @pauldecristoforo
      @pauldecristoforo Před 4 lety

      Luis Cypher nailed it.

    • @DT-bi6mi
      @DT-bi6mi Před 4 lety +1

      Yeahhh...a constipated Robert Palmer/Agent Smith.....

  • @mclbru89
    @mclbru89 Před 4 lety +335

    Toilet paper scene is priceless. Maynard has the moves.

    • @winteronmercury1
      @winteronmercury1 Před 4 lety +10

      Priceless: just like TP is now

    • @Itsunclegabby
      @Itsunclegabby Před 4 lety +3

      Damn, where are y'all at? Last time I went out I saw hand sanitizer, hand sanitizing wipes, actual Clorox wipes, toilet paper... I saw some 3 ply surgical masks as well - I used to buy the same exact ones for my work, $1 for 10? Yeah they're $15 now.

    • @davidashley7442
      @davidashley7442 Před 4 lety +1

      Maynard is talking about the anglo saxon mission. Biological and Nuclear warfare, WW3. Your welcome everyone ; )

    • @mclbru89
      @mclbru89 Před 4 lety +3

      @Southern Fun what a tool no pun intended

    • @angelofwar9223
      @angelofwar9223 Před 4 lety

      Right

  • @stopbunsen
    @stopbunsen Před rokem +51

    Carina's vocals are the highlight of the whole album. She adds that little bit of soul

  • @anuatheslyfox
    @anuatheslyfox Před rokem +40

    Puscifer was beyond anything i could have imagined, you guys were amazing in reno and i couldn't have asked for a better song list if i tried... my son said whatup as well i think he was the only kid in the whole theater and had fun for his first show ever. thank you.

    • @gadbammit4736
      @gadbammit4736 Před rokem

      I saw them in chesterfield Missouri. I couldn't believe the amount of posers and hipsters? All drinking there kadoucious wine? Dressed like folk who need to conform within society? Made me feel happy the lizard people haven't gene spliced me to be like them yet

    • @trainrick1
      @trainrick1 Před 7 měsíci

      What a lucky kid.! My first show was the coasters. And they were old. Heh! Happy new year! Sorry I'll hush!

  • @ashleygleiter7867
    @ashleygleiter7867 Před 4 lety +95

    Really glad my time on earth happened when Maynard was here, too.

    • @SladkayaN
      @SladkayaN Před 3 lety +2

      is*

    • @human-qp1mf
      @human-qp1mf Před 3 lety +2

      I love that statement. I learned a lot from Maynard. Thinking of some of the interviews he's done. He's like one of those people you love to hate or hate to love🤔
      People hate that they call him a profit but you can be a profit and not be THE MESSIAH. Religion aside, the world would be a much better place if people weren't on there own JUNKIE high. What ever that might be.
      When you have money, life is easier but there are ALWAYS issue of disharmony. You can't think in chaos.
      Any how. I for got why I commented, other then to say. I always say Maynard Save my life!

    • @ashleygleiter7867
      @ashleygleiter7867 Před 3 lety

      100%

    • @Kernel_Kertz
      @Kernel_Kertz Před 3 lety +2

      That’s the consolation I’m clinging to.

    • @liznarducci3461
      @liznarducci3461 Před 3 lety +1

      Yes. This is the best comment I’ve ever seen.

  • @JAndersonGhost0326
    @JAndersonGhost0326 Před 4 lety +1858

    This is what happens when you lock Maynard up in his house for a month.

    • @bigscountrygame3510
      @bigscountrygame3510 Před 4 lety +8

      😆

    • @scottchristofersen2367
      @scottchristofersen2367 Před 4 lety +55

      Better lock him up for a few more then.

    • @mandi.303
      @mandi.303 Před 4 lety +45

      He's an introvert. He thrives in isolation. Probably when he does his best work?

    • @benroth1588
      @benroth1588 Před 4 lety +19

      He was already weird to begin with. Complete isolation only increases it.

    • @phillipboll5214
      @phillipboll5214 Před 4 lety +53

      What he says about facts and the polarization is exactly what is the real problem in this country. We better find the divine feminine and sacred masculine aspects of ourselves real quick or the technocratic transhumanism AI agenda is going to happen soon...

  • @flinchfu
    @flinchfu Před 2 lety +8

    This is what Pucifer is always like to me, a year and a half ago I was like tf is this glitching NES shit? Now I'm back and jamming to it lol.

  • @belarumarket7989
    @belarumarket7989 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Well, SHEEEEET. I've just heard this song for the first time, and well.... damn. 3years later we are staring into the future, gobsmacked with a divisive population trying to survive. I think I need moment to curl up in the corner.

  • @markservilio2357
    @markservilio2357 Před 4 lety +269

    Depeche Mode would be proud of this. A+

    • @haileycasida3437
      @haileycasida3437 Před 4 lety +1

      My thoughts exactly!!!!

    • @mjf8897
      @mjf8897 Před 4 lety +5

      Bauhaus

    • @TheDistressedSetlist
      @TheDistressedSetlist Před 4 lety +3

      @@mjf8897 I see more Bauhaus influence in APC, honestly. If you haven't heard the recording of APC playing The Doomed at Rock AM ring 2018... the intro sounds just like In The Flat Field

    • @sergeysmelnik
      @sergeysmelnik Před 4 lety +1

      @@thed3008 Yeah hes arrogant and just pushing the media bullshit propaganda all while standing in his freemasonic pose but I dont compare puscifer to anything else so I love the song and the band. I love depeche mode as well.

    • @millerpovey
      @millerpovey Před 4 lety

      @@sergeysmelnik just curious your perspective. What makes you think hes pushing meida bullshit. And I don't think maynard is a freemason. But maybe I'm wrong. Tell me more

  • @InfernalGeneral666
    @InfernalGeneral666 Před 4 lety +423

    Seeing Maynard like this is a fever dream or LSD trip I swear to God

    • @mindsaucehqmindsaucehq9414
      @mindsaucehqmindsaucehq9414 Před 4 lety +3

      I was there with you

    • @nayadavey
      @nayadavey Před 4 lety +1

      Ahahahah

    • @crono3339
      @crono3339 Před 4 lety +10

      Once on a bright full moon, on LSD, the clouds transformed constantly and finally into like a serpentine being stretching across the sky with luminous wings, a bald human man torso bowing to the moon. The song Lateralus was playing and it got fuckin weeeeiird yo. So beautiful yet it haunts me.

    • @lillysfunworldfroggychanne9922
      @lillysfunworldfroggychanne9922 Před 4 lety +1

      Oh yes for sure

    • @countdoomiest
      @countdoomiest Před 4 lety +14

      @@crono3339 reading your comment very fast sounds like it could of been an additional line from Rosetta Stoned

  • @peterfallesen8354
    @peterfallesen8354 Před rokem +8

    Some hindsight sure changes what this song is about.

  • @mpereirawolf
    @mpereirawolf Před 3 lety +3

    1:30 O M G The sound!!! Puscifer lives

  • @goatmonty
    @goatmonty Před 4 lety +383

    Puscifer sounding more Puscifer than ever....we stan

  • @CurrDogg420
    @CurrDogg420 Před 4 lety +407

    Can’t stop listening to this song. Gets better every time.

    • @bombinic
      @bombinic Před 4 lety +3

      Surely you jest.

    • @llaevigrof
      @llaevigrof Před 4 lety +4

      @ Shawn Same.

    • @davidklein1667
      @davidklein1667 Před 4 lety +3

      I sure hope so!! How many times would you need to hear it (shudder)before it stops sucking!?

    • @kittymewmew199
      @kittymewmew199 Před 4 lety +8

      @@davidklein1667 1984 times to be precise

    • @chriscanter7381
      @chriscanter7381 Před 4 lety +1

      I’ve only listened to it 6 times but somehow I keep coming back....

  • @briansakurada2823
    @briansakurada2823 Před měsícem

    Raise your hand if you were even there in the Green Jello days. He’s absolutely brilliant. I’ve learned in 30 years of watching him, if you don’t like something he does, give it time and you’ll get it. He’s always ahead of you no matter how smart you think you are. He’s beyond timeless.

  • @r.b.ratieta6111
    @r.b.ratieta6111 Před 3 lety +20

    Posterity: "So what was life like during the COVID-19 pandemic?"
    Me: *Shows this video.*

  • @alphastyle09
    @alphastyle09 Před 3 lety +1379

    Finger gun dancing Maynard is the coolest thing ever.

    • @hananemerah7852
      @hananemerah7852 Před 3 lety +38

      With red lipstick too

    • @HumanistAtheist
      @HumanistAtheist Před 3 lety +44

      I dunno, the runner's chop dance @ 4:42 is pretty great too.

    • @sirrantalot9009
      @sirrantalot9009 Před 3 lety +26

      At least 2020 brought us SOMETHING GOOD.

    • @MrAndrew0511
      @MrAndrew0511 Před 3 lety +23

      Puscifier is really coming into their own right which is really good idk how the hell he does it just coming a great album with tool now this is shaping up to be another hit.

    • @struedel25
      @struedel25 Před 3 lety +18

      Moon walking Maynard!
      Only in 2020

  • @sirianfelixbrightonesquire3247

    Sometimes I think Maynard can’t get enough of that Adult swim look

  • @cosmicpeace001
    @cosmicpeace001 Před 9 měsíci +5

    THIS IS STILL VALID AND ITS FREAKING 2023!!! Maynard confirmed the Nostradamus of our time.

    • @shaunfogarty3020
      @shaunfogarty3020 Před 4 měsíci +2

      rant: not directed at you:
      do a deep dive into the world's religions, their origins, their purposes, their shared traits, and you'll find out who controls the world.....just like James Herbert Keenan did/knows....here's a clue: some actually non-jewish, famous guy once said that it was the "synagogue of satan," but your church didn't pay attention to that part of their book.

  • @Dwoods91
    @Dwoods91 Před 3 lety +5

    Fear inoculum everyone. Watch out for the agenda of those who are using force.

  • @janekmorawski117
    @janekmorawski117 Před 4 lety +24

    I love this band and their sense of humor so much.

  • @brandonwilliams2352
    @brandonwilliams2352 Před 4 lety +160

    If Agent Smith was actually Agent Keenan.

  • @elgrotesque88
    @elgrotesque88 Před 3 lety +312

    "They won't believe you until it's far too late." And then a shit ton of them still won't believe you.

    • @DocBree13
      @DocBree13 Před 3 lety +8

      unfortunately true

    • @DarthLetalis
      @DarthLetalis Před 3 lety +40

      Depends on what you think this song is about 😂 it could mean a few things...... For sure the Wuhan virus is the subject, could be seen as mocking people who don’t believe it, also could be about the origin of the virus (China) and how it’s 90% probable it came from a lab, and people not believing that. Maynard isn’t some radical leftist or some far right loon...
      I think he’s mocking both, and the current climate of contradictory information... and how people will jam anything into their ideology 🙄
      It would be odd for a man who championed “Think for yourself, *question Authority*” to be supporting the authority.
      Just my 2 cents.

    • @Itsunclegabby
      @Itsunclegabby Před 3 lety +17

      They want to try out the ventilator. Let em.

    • @Mossberg525
      @Mossberg525 Před 3 lety +19

      @@DarthLetalis This was written well before the pandemic, the music video was made during it though. it's more likely that the song itself is about climate change or something

    • @DarthLetalis
      @DarthLetalis Před 3 lety +3

      @@Mossberg525 touche. Didn't know that at all 👍

  • @ThillerKillerX
    @ThillerKillerX Před 2 lety +3

    He'll yeah! Back to the weird 80s doomsday music.

  • @HermeticAscetic22
    @HermeticAscetic22 Před 4 lety +230

    The thrill of listening to a new Puscifer/A Perfect Circle/Tool song is akin to a kid feeling exultant on receiving a birthday present. Thanks for all the music and positivity!

  • @pragatobhattacharjee907
    @pragatobhattacharjee907 Před 3 lety +687

    look mom the lateralus guy is dancing

    • @MrLandslide84
      @MrLandslide84 Před 3 lety +16

      LOL "Mom remember that guy I was ranting about being a vocal god in high school?!?! HE SAYS WE GONNA DIE! AND HE DANCES TOO! WWEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

    • @juanluiscampillo9557
      @juanluiscampillo9557 Před 3 lety +1

      😆

    • @ronkozlowski8169
      @ronkozlowski8169 Před 3 lety

      @DIV1NITAL it,s a lot easier to rob our itel property. what country wants a radioactive place u can,t use. can,t even get the minerals. oh wait they have the EDUCATION camps for that free labor.

    • @22mikelwho
      @22mikelwho Před 3 lety +1

      Best comment..

    • @thesuperbsuperb
      @thesuperbsuperb Před 3 lety +3

      he'd dance during Lateralus live, just with 90% less clothes and 100% more body paint...well, for a time he did anyway.

  • @allanv7661
    @allanv7661 Před 3 lety +2

    Man, I love this band for bringing me out of the stone age to something new. Every song from them is wonderful, my favorite band.

  • @HellHound2173
    @HellHound2173 Před 4 lety +179

    He's more of an autumn but he's definitely pulling off that shade of red.

    • @ImmortalIdeas
      @ImmortalIdeas Před 4 lety +2

      Lmao!!! Epic

    • @SenorAmador
      @SenorAmador Před 4 lety +2

      This needs to be blown up because this was funny for no reason🤣

    • @halhal2592
      @halhal2592 Před 4 lety

      The modern day Max Hedrom!

  • @SomeReadingsASMR
    @SomeReadingsASMR Před 4 lety +13

    1. Why am I obsessed with this music video.
    2. Why am I obsessed with the facial expressions during the singing. Its like mocking and works SO WELL.

  • @Malkether
    @Malkether Před 2 lety +31

    0:05- Bank of America Plaza
    0:15- Maynard in a suit with a smirk on 2 out of 3 faces
    0:20- Coronavirus
    0:58- Close up of Maynards fingers forming an imperfect 90 degree triangle with each hand while also appearing to be a finger gun dance. Draw your own conclusions from that.
    1:00- A picture of the masses walking aimlessly with masks on with the lyrics "be dumb, be doomed" repeating over the top.
    1:06- A man in a hazmat suit skating without care across a pedestrian crossing road where you are supposed to stop, look and listen.
    1:09: A warped shot of what seems to be another bank but I can't identify the name and several surrounding highrise buildings and Maynard doing the same "dance" as mentioned earlier.
    1:21- Hazmat bro is skating over the Hollywood walk of fame next to one of the most prominent theaters in the city that used to host the Acadamy Awards
    1:31- Hazmat bro is skating across the road from the Microsoft Theater across the road from the Staples Centre
    1:36- Wait Here signs underneath a green light
    1:40- A series of apartment blocks with "be dumb, be doomed" repeating over the top
    1:50- The panoramic view of the city shifts to the high rises
    1:57- A warped view of hazmat bro on a black motorcycle travelling through the slums in stark contrast to the last shot
    2:00- Maynard's business persona is "dancing" stiffly with 90 degree hands and arms with his legs doing the same when not moving
    2:05- Looking down from the high rises followed by flashes of the virus
    2:20- Hazmat bro skates by a comedy theatre in front of a hotel
    2:24- Hazmat bro skates passed a tourist attraction owned by Blackstone (not to be confused with Blackrock) which is a wealthy investment company
    For the next minute its more of the same stuff with corona flashes and more microscopic stuff I can't identify immediately
    3:26- School buses after shots of coronavirus floating in the air
    3:30- Maynard ceases dancing
    3:35- Coronavirus looks radioactive
    3:36- Mila(?) adjusts her collar
    3:39- A panoramic shot of suburban homes
    3:44- Maynard smiles
    4:04- Maynard "moonwalking" with meteors behind him and singing "apocalyptical"
    4:15- Panning overhead shot of empty tennis court after empty tennis court
    4:20- Parking lots from earlier are empty
    4:21- Empty beaches
    4:23 to 4:33- Maynard taps his foot 3 times, 2 times then 1 time in a subliminal countdown
    4:37- Hazmat bro skates by a sign flashing "safe and healthy"
    4:42- After a smirk from Mila(?) he falls off his board
    4:45- Maynard dancing in front of a cornonavirus mimicking a comet about to hit the planet with the lyrics over the top saying "It's far too late" with animations of the virus multiplying
    5:00- Hazmat gets toilet paper which was in short supply back then before skating off
    Rest of the video is just the guy back at the walk of fame riding around it over and over again in a warped spherical shot

    • @rhisilver969
      @rhisilver969 Před 2 lety +2

      That’s not Mila, it’s Carina Round who has been a member of Puscifer since 2009.

    • @Malkether
      @Malkether Před 2 lety

      @@rhisilver969 Thanks for the heads up, I don't really follow these guys too heavily

    • @rhisilver969
      @rhisilver969 Před 2 lety

      @@Malkether No problem! I caught them live in Vegas & Phoenix earlier this month and both Carina & Maynard are sounding spectacular on this song

    • @Astrophobia88
      @Astrophobia88 Před rokem

      @@rhisilver969 I thought this. Done some research though. Like it is Carina from 2009 on the songs, but she apparently only became an official member of Puscifer on the Extistential Reckoning album, which i find insane!

    • @merarividalvillalobos4532
      @merarividalvillalobos4532 Před 5 měsíci

      Love This

  • @mindheartmatrix2151
    @mindheartmatrix2151 Před 2 lety +19

    I remember seeing Maynard in concert quite a long time ago and he performed wearing only a black speedo. It was epic.

    • @shawnsmith4616
      @shawnsmith4616 Před 2 lety

      In syracuse NY he wore only a black speedo on the lateralus tour. They were amazing. Tool was cleaner live than on album. My brother and I gave up our front and center spots to 2 dudes in the nosebleed section next to my gf because my woman at the time decided last minute she wanted to go( irked me) and it was the only way we could see it with her. Was an insane show. The peeps that opened for them sucked though (Tomahawk).

    • @michaelwebber5927
      @michaelwebber5927 Před rokem +1

      Hell yeah…Lateralus tour. Black speedo with white body paint singing in the very back of the stage on a pedestal. That was the first of 5 times I’ve seen Tool live. Have yet to see this incarnation live but I plan on catching them asap. Fuckin love this shit. Brilliant

    • @elbeetlebeasto
      @elbeetlebeasto Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@shawnsmith4616 yeah i woulda said "sorry babe but this is Official Brother Business and you don't have the proper credentials". And Tomahawk fucking rules. ANYTHING with Mike Patton rules

  • @saschotter
    @saschotter Před 4 lety +218

    Can we all just appreciate the ghostly creepy softness of Carina Round's voice? Woman is a force of nature.

  • @portlantis
    @portlantis Před 3 lety +972

    This video gets less weird the longer 2020 transpires...

    • @DreamcastSoup
      @DreamcastSoup Před 3 lety +1

      True

    • @thereverendepi_gee565
      @thereverendepi_gee565 Před 3 lety +17

      It's also not weird at al to people like me, who grew up with music videos of the 80s and 90s.. :P

    • @nathanael6058
      @nathanael6058 Před 3 lety +11

      @@thereverendepi_gee565 Not what they were referring to.

    • @civicgsr19
      @civicgsr19 Před 3 lety +5

      Annnnnnnnd now trump and Melania have covid....

    • @theinternets7516
      @theinternets7516 Před 3 lety +6

      This comment is underrated.

  • @christ938
    @christ938 Před 3 lety +8

    By reading the comments, I'd say the point of this song went over the heads of most but their feeling of understanding is profound.

    • @bradical7772
      @bradical7772 Před 2 lety +2

      Totally!
      How ironic that this song came out in April 2020 the same day as the “plandemic “ documentary . Here we are 15 months later and this song holds even more weight with morons spreading propaganda and reinforcing their ideologies.
      Beauty is either side of the polarity can think this song represents their view point.
      This song has really been a learning tool for me. Thanks Maynard.
      By the way , does he “a pot eliptical”,” epoch eliptical” or “apocalyptical”
      What ever want to hear. Brilliant .
      F-ing morons.

    • @classica1fungus
      @classica1fungus Před rokem +1

      What do you think the meaning is

  • @JustADunnellonLoser
    @JustADunnellonLoser Před 3 lety +5

    1:31 feels indescribably amazing

  • @mrrobot6757
    @mrrobot6757 Před 4 lety +59

    The way Maynard folds his arms after the toilet paper exchange is aesthetically pleasing🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯✌🏽🇨🇦

    • @Dilligff
      @Dilligff Před 3 lety +6

      Thought I might've been weird or something to have that stand out to me, but I'm glad I wasn't the only one.

    • @princessleyla
      @princessleyla Před 3 lety +1

      Yes, let me watch that again, and a few more times

    • @christiank.bagleyofficial736
      @christiank.bagleyofficial736 Před 3 lety

      Yes, if I may break into a little Spanish, "Maynard es muy bueno"-quite the boss type person

  • @MissRadi0active
    @MissRadi0active Před 4 lety +191

    I just watched a clip where Maynard talked about this video and with every thing going on. He wrote the lyrics to this song back in August/September and the video just got caught in the middle of all this and they just kind of went with it. It's amazing how it goes along with all the shit happening now. I couldn't agree more with him saying that people need to stop using this pandemic as a political foot hold (not verbatim) and how we need to take care of each other. Friends, family, loved ones. Thank you for the awesome new music and video in these tough times. 💜 Take care and stay safe, everyone! 💜

    • @pneumarology4682
      @pneumarology4682 Před 4 lety +1

      Source/ link?

    • @MissRadi0active
      @MissRadi0active Před 4 lety +4

      @@pneumarology4682 The video was on Apple, but if you Google "Revolver Apocalyptical Puscifer" and go to the Revolver site that pops up you can read it and watch the clip.

    • @marcelodiaz1983
      @marcelodiaz1983 Před 4 lety +1

      He wrote the future ; )

    • @CagatayKvothe
      @CagatayKvothe Před 4 lety +2

      thanks 👌

    • @BigSmiley0TV
      @BigSmiley0TV Před 4 lety +12

      Wow figured he just wrote it, but fear inocculum has taken on new connotations for me now as well

  • @mattsantiago75
    @mattsantiago75 Před rokem +2

    Just saw them last Saturday in Reno... Great freaking show

  • @Bored_Overthinker
    @Bored_Overthinker Před 3 lety +8

    The toilet paper part is priceless!

  • @aneurysm234
    @aneurysm234 Před 4 lety +15

    I haven’t been this obsessed with a Puscifer song since Conditions of my Parole. Constantly playing it back to back.

  • @ultrathicc4272
    @ultrathicc4272 Před 4 lety +756

    I’m convinced that Maynard will find any excuse to wear lipstick

  • @heymoor
    @heymoor Před 3 lety +3

    The more I listen to this song, the more I'm addicted. Puscifer fan since Day 1.

  • @MultiverseAndy
    @MultiverseAndy Před 2 lety +1

    They won't believe you until its far too late - chilling. Bedlamite is the flip side of this IMO

  • @gagestens
    @gagestens Před 4 lety +169

    I actually physically can't stop listening to this song. I'm a fan of Tool and A Perfect Circle. Puscifer is just as good. Maynard rocks.

    • @robbyfry527
      @robbyfry527 Před 4 lety +6

      I'm a fanatic of Maynard..like obsessed...but this is honestly garbage.

    • @aaronsmith2929
      @aaronsmith2929 Před 4 lety +2

      Agreed. Puscifer is an evolution.

    • @jasongreen8559
      @jasongreen8559 Před 4 lety +2

      @@robbyfry527 Gtfoh kid...😡

    • @duggiedug9148
      @duggiedug9148 Před 4 lety +3

      A few years ago I realized I like Puscifer more. I think they're just way better than APC. Maybe it's the variety

    • @duggiedug9148
      @duggiedug9148 Před 4 lety +1

      @@robbyfry527 Ha! ..dumby

  • @Xxxsniperxx1
    @Xxxsniperxx1 Před 4 lety +173

    This isn't a coincidence
    Maynard is finally exposing himself as Agent Smith for Matrix 4 next year

  • @theendarkenedilluminatus4342
    @theendarkenedilluminatus4342 Před 10 měsíci +2

    I can't believe that the line isn't "Moonwalkin....Into Oblivion!" It matches the melody perfectly lol

  • @gerardozc80
    @gerardozc80 Před 2 lety +4

    well, he was right

  • @Richie_Godsil
    @Richie_Godsil Před 4 lety +548

    Man, this song is weird...
    Better listen to it a hundred more times...

    • @mitchguh3659
      @mitchguh3659 Před 4 lety +5

      yes

    • @LittleBeeBee
      @LittleBeeBee Před 4 lety +9

      It just grows on you 😉

    • @buddygaw13
      @buddygaw13 Před 4 lety +2

      😂😂😂

    • @ampdoc
      @ampdoc Před 4 lety +4

      Just like a lot of other Puscifer songs, that's why I like their work so much!

    • @incarnadinelifestyle
      @incarnadinelifestyle Před 4 lety +3

      Look past first impressions. This is a direct warning.
      Heed it.

  • @pixxyhaze
    @pixxyhaze Před 4 lety +239

    I'm kinda diggin' MJK's Quentin Tarantino/ Rocky Horror Picture Show/Robert Palmer Addicted to Love vibe in this video.

    • @codysizemore7421
      @codysizemore7421 Před 4 lety +2

      OMG Would he play the Sweet Transvestite or The Satanic?

    • @lbow09
      @lbow09 Před 4 lety +3

      🙌🏻 I got major Robert Palmer vibes! I love it!

    • @DankDame
      @DankDame Před 4 lety +1

      Pixxy Haze me too!!

    • @cherrymcgillicuddy6300
      @cherrymcgillicuddy6300 Před 4 lety +1

      Do you think he was sitting in "quarentine" binge watching those flix and thought, fuck I could mush these epic films/vids together and make an apocalypticly epic video for my pandemic song!!! ?

    • @gabrielfelciano6132
      @gabrielfelciano6132 Před 4 lety +5

      He's rocking the Agent Smith look. A sarcastic old soul. Lol

  • @Romanian_internet_troll
    @Romanian_internet_troll Před 2 lety +2

    Puscifer is an underrated band that needs more attention

  • @davidhoffmann345
    @davidhoffmann345 Před 2 lety +1

    Corina has wings! May be razor sharp but elegantly beautiful as is her voice to her spirit!

  • @cyberatomica367
    @cyberatomica367 Před 4 lety +2337

    Who's watching this in 1984?

  • @jbitts
    @jbitts Před 4 lety +78

    What in the masterpiece is this

  • @DmitryKoenigsberg
    @DmitryKoenigsberg Před 3 měsíci +2

    In autumn 2019 tool was release album “Fear inoculum”. With infection lyrics in first song. And in 2020 - Corona come

  • @kproductioncanada
    @kproductioncanada Před 3 lety +6

    ONLY Puscifer can turn such a poorly lit green screen into gold. Awesome video :)

  • @TacticalNuke321
    @TacticalNuke321 Před 4 lety +216

    Apocalipstick

  • @xxn0thing
    @xxn0thing Před 4 lety +204

    "This new fish-eye lens is waaaayyyy too warped to be useful."
    Maynard: "Hold my DMT"

    • @dpm608
      @dpm608 Před 4 lety +7

      It kept getting wider and wider...at some point I thought the lens would see itself which would end life as we know it.

    • @samthompson2269
      @samthompson2269 Před 4 lety +1

      xxn0thing it’s those 360 degree cams...

    • @davetoms1
      @davetoms1 Před 4 lety

      +

    • @llaevigrof
      @llaevigrof Před 4 lety

      It all fits... watch it like 100 times or more, slow it to .5 or .75... listen to the lyrics... and then review! seriously...

    • @flipclone
      @flipclone Před 4 lety +1

      @@llaevigrof you missed the joke.

  • @alenkaerpsykologi
    @alenkaerpsykologi Před 3 lety +97

    Everybody: "This cannot get any more weird"
    Maynard: "...hold my beer..."
    I love this track.

    • @Lufade
      @Lufade Před 2 lety +8

      Or rather... Maynard:"...hold my wine..."

    • @vedranstefan1657
      @vedranstefan1657 Před 2 lety +2

      Hold my 2017 Caduceus Nagual de Marzo

  • @milesdavis5320
    @milesdavis5320 Před 15 dny

    wow this is the first Puscifer song I've listened to and I likey, I LIKEY LIKEY

  • @richtigersoan
    @richtigersoan Před 4 lety +11

    Good to see more of Miss Carina Round ♥️

  • @deathisabusinessman
    @deathisabusinessman Před 4 lety +315

    Puscifer: We need a music video to go with our song.
    Maynard: Okay gimme a green screen, drone footage and some lipstick.

    • @mymoonams
      @mymoonams Před 4 lety +3

      Death is A Businessman lots of red lipstick 💄

    • @hypno420jon
      @hypno420jon Před 4 lety +3

      "get me a snorkel an avocado and an ice pick", cuz if u think this shits good sober.

    • @stephen9944
      @stephen9944 Před 4 lety +1

      except Maynard is Puscifer.

    • @llaevigrof
      @llaevigrof Před 4 lety +1

      I love this, it says ti all...if you are at all awake.. this should crack you up while you wake? Just my opinion.

    • @jacoblaughbon3323
      @jacoblaughbon3323 Před 4 lety +3

      And a dude that can skateboard in a hazmat suit.

  • @Sarah-pq8kj
    @Sarah-pq8kj Před 3 lety +1

    They were so good live ♡ I miss concerts so much

  • @beetlebum007
    @beetlebum007 Před 3 lety +1

    This album keeps growing and growing on me 🙌🏼

  • @biscuitstheanteater7306
    @biscuitstheanteater7306 Před 4 lety +489

    My therapist: maynard dancing like your dad isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
    Maynard dancing like my dad:

    • @CelestialInferno
      @CelestialInferno Před 4 lety +4

      Biscuits The Anteater I’m 99% positive he’s absolutely trying to dance like your dad though... so idk how that could hurt you haha.

    • @landenkugler7906
      @landenkugler7906 Před 4 lety +10

      Your Dad dances great, and you know it!

    • @shamicentertainment1262
      @shamicentertainment1262 Před 4 lety +4

      maynard dancing were my favourite parts of the video

    • @Imunclean
      @Imunclean Před 4 lety +1

      hahahahaahaha thats great

    • @cheifburninggrass
      @cheifburninggrass Před 4 lety +6

      Learn to dance learn to dance learn to dance learn to dance learn to dance x100

  • @procerus3654
    @procerus3654 Před 4 lety +138

    imagine driving through empty streets when suddenly 3 maynards start dancing on your dashboard

    • @jaysonkelly4830
      @jaysonkelly4830 Před 4 lety +5

      Fuck me, it’s gotta be deadhead chemistry. The blotter got right on top of me, got me seeing MJK in threes

    • @jaymz1251
      @jaymz1251 Před 4 lety

      Wouldn't be the first time... Js.

    • @despew4716
      @despew4716 Před 4 lety +1

      Just exactly how big is my car supposed to be for that to happen

    • @kjpmi
      @kjpmi Před 4 lety +1

      I have some acid here for you if you’d like to experience that...

    • @dochallway1199
      @dochallway1199 Před 4 lety +1

      imagine or best day ever?

  • @rhwIII84
    @rhwIII84 Před měsícem

    The best thing to come from that year

  • @bernieattorney5797
    @bernieattorney5797 Před 3 lety

    The beauty of the song is the message is vague enough to be construed in either direction.

  • @EvolvingMike
    @EvolvingMike Před 4 lety +169

    Maynard can you sign my toilet paper plzzzzzz

  • @Dave-lc3cd
    @Dave-lc3cd Před 4 lety +408

    I feel like he recorded this with the intent of being found after the collapse of civilization.
    When future humans look for evidence of past humanity they'll find this lol

  • @thecurseddinkleberg4086
    @thecurseddinkleberg4086 Před 3 lety +1

    5:06 this is the highest budget I've ever seen for a music video

  • @marcogembries8999
    @marcogembries8999 Před 3 lety +2

    Chapeau Mr Maynard so cool....i love it❣

  • @jihanebishop8341
    @jihanebishop8341 Před 4 lety +26

    "they won't believe you until it's far too late" definitely

  • @joshasunto27
    @joshasunto27 Před 4 lety +61

    If this isn’t the most 80s electronic wave reincarnation I don’t know what is... love this shit.

  • @christhompson4439
    @christhompson4439 Před rokem +18

    I love this song. It starts a long work day off just right.

  • @flederfox
    @flederfox Před 2 lety +25

    a year and a half later this song still be telling it how it is

    • @moserfugger6363
      @moserfugger6363 Před 2 lety

      So you won't wear masks anymore because recent scientific evidence suggests that they're just a placebo? 😊
      Greetings from Europe

    • @flederfox
      @flederfox Před 2 lety

      @@moserfugger6363 calling masks a placebo would suggest they have some form of positive effect - but they dont work and never have. greetings from NZ!

    • @moserfugger6363
      @moserfugger6363 Před 2 lety

      @@flederfox
      Well for many people they seem to have a calming effect. Some might call that a positive thing. 😉

    • @darenmiller2218
      @darenmiller2218 Před rokem

      I have no idea wtf this song is about

    • @draeath
      @draeath Před rokem +1

      @@darenmiller2218 COVID pandemic.

  • @kevinbarry1764
    @kevinbarry1764 Před 4 lety +457

    When this first came out, I thought it was just a parody / satire song. Puscifer being Puscifer. After a few listens, I’m obsessed with this song! Both of their voices. That pulsing bass. It’s a badass mothafluckin song..

    • @mikejung4771
      @mikejung4771 Před 4 lety +12

      It's hypnotic for sure! I'm on listen #50 at this point I think.....can't wait for the new album, if we make it that long.... ;)

    • @llaevigrof
      @llaevigrof Před 4 lety +7

      Listen to the lyrics... he is blowing the whistle on it all!... and it is such a fun song to dance to !

    • @goalieg3391
      @goalieg3391 Před 4 lety +8

      Same. I’m blasting it from my fire escape in NYC. Best feeling ever . Maynard is a man of and for the people

    • @joe94c
      @joe94c Před 4 lety +7

      @@llaevigrof I'd say that's what you interpret on your own bias. I looked at the lyrics and I'd say he's pissed at people for not taking the virus seriously. So I'm not sure what you think he's blowing a whistle on

    • @joe94c
      @joe94c Před 4 lety +4

      @@llaevigrof lines like 'go on, moron, ignore the evidence' and 'skate into Armageddon'