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Me when the when me the when me the when me when the when
It's uhh.. unavailable
FYI welcome to the beginning of the end of days
Where's the God fanfic comment?
Angel attempts to say f word
Demons: *Carefully, he's a hero*
Sasuke why...why are you-? never mind
69 likes. Nice.
@@NoMic_CZcams it's up to 420 now. You're welcome.
No you are
It all started with a lil kitten
And it grew into a mighty lion, proud and strong, yet warm and gentle.
We're almost there:
Kitten on a stair
Lime and a pear
Lipstick on a pear
Wizard at a fair
God and his lair
@@ClamS3N SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR!
Fedora hue
Vincent Ros2 l
God: Take a stick
Angel: Yes...
God: *_G I V E I T L E G S_*
get stick bugged
I get what it means just legs and I hate it..
@@wolfiadarkangel You hate bugs? Then you gonna love the ones we got here. One is like a Bumblebee but slightly larger, louder and get right into your face, slowly. You first hear it coming, next thing you know it's hovering in front of your face.
@@sigisoltau6073 they mean the stick bug meme ( *i think* )
get stick bugged lol
The best joke
Angel :" God damnt it "
God:"IAM RIGHT HERE"
"I'm starting to see why Lucifer left now" is my favorite line in any vid ever
StarStrike Arts YES I LOVED THAT TOO
9:02
@watermelon• •tree
thank you so dang much
Lol
@@_pyxeled np
I love how the order kinda tells a story through the sound of their voices, with God getting progressively higher and the angel getting progressively drunker.
OG angel quits, and drunken god gets a new one to do this.
@BringbackKotorDisney And so the cycle begins anew.
(God when he creates giraffes)
God: hey you know that brontosaurus?
Angel: yeah?
God: make a horse version.
Angel: what
I got it
G:remember the brontosaurus
A:Yeah what about it?
G:make it a horse
A:the fuck
G:now throw the 80s on it
A:What the hell are the 80s
I love that God sounds like he has a drinking problem and just made things out of boredom
"I'm starting to see why Lucifer left"
Me: hold up
Same 😂
**Le sigh**
Lol
I read this as soon as I heard it in the video
That means...
[God creating ravens]
G:see that bird? Make it all black
A: okay
G: make it smarter than others
A: ooo
G: Make it Rip out peoples eyes sometimes
A: OH MY-
wait what happened to God's Therapist what happened oh no that's why it got worse
No wonder Ravenclaws are smart
Also make it collect shiney things :3
also make it live like... centuries
HOW DID YOU KNOW
[god making axolotls]
g: so take a lizard.
a: ok nothing off so far.
g: give them six little antenna's on the side of their head.
a: here we go....
g: and make them live only in water and their see through as babies.
a: oh, this is an interesting mix i guess.
God creating honey badgers
God: So you know skunks right?
Angel: Yeah?
God: Now make it so it has beef with everything that has a heartbeat.
Angel: What?
God: Did I stutter?
I think you mean “make it animal doom slayer except instead of killing demons it IS THE DEMON A.”
God: Okay, take a slug.
Angel: Alright.
God: *Put a rock on it's back.*
A: why would you-
G: also the rock is hollow and it lives in the rock
@@genericyoutubecommenter589 lol
@extrez lol
"and make sure it sounds like a cat in a tv show about a sponge"
@@imerisnoteris s:no
[God creates OCs]
God: Okay, give the people the power of art.
Angel: Okay, that sounds great.
God: Now, give them the power of life within their art.
Angel: What? You do realize we can't stop them of what or who they create.
God: Exactly.
Angel: Why would you still allow them?
God: Cause at this point, they will hate reality.
God: and make some be super overpowered
Angel: God, You do realize what you are crea-
God: Did I Stutter?
In my country ocs means Omul cu Șobolani,basicly a man with rats
What's an OC?
Original character. A character you created
I like how not even 10 minutes into the video God just starts sounding drunk out of his mind and the Angel is so done with his shit lmao
God creating anteaters:
God: take this bear and make it small
Angel: Ok
God: then make its face really long
Angel: Ok?
God: and then give it claws that can kill jaguars
Angel: *distant screeching*
I love how Satan treats his intern better than God does lol
I left fot a reason buddy
Nate Harris Assuming they switched roles there 😂
That why hes better
DemonicWeeb AMV ikr
Trigger warning kankri
A: I see why Lucifer left-
G: WHAT WAS THAT-
A: NOTHING
TheGame Playz I agree with Lucifer’s decision
Ghost Lavender same
Lol
XD
WHAT WAS THAT?
**God making the mantis shrimp**
God: So you know that one show where the guy beats everyone with one punch?
Angel: Yeah?
G: That but a shrimp.
A: W-what?
G: *ONE PUNCH SHRIMP*
G: Also give them sextuple vision and a different type that instead of punching has sword hands.
A: How will any of that work
G: If you question me one more time I will cut your pay
A: Sir you don’t pay me, also money doesn’t exist yet
[God Creating Cows]
G: Take a horse.
A: Okay.
G: Make it brown and white.
A: Uh okay-
G: And make it 2x bigger than a horse.
A: *WHAT THE HELL?!*
G; AND MAKE IT DELICIOUS!
God making me:
God - Take a human.
Angel - Ok?
God - Give him a _slightly_ higher intellect.
Angel - Umm... why?
God - Now give him narcissism and make him feel worthless at the same time.
Angel - ...what.
God - Now make him watch us creating things almost daily.
Angel - WHAT NO OUR PRIVACY
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*_do you mean me_*
Astrum OS me all the way
M O O D
This is still- still me
Favorite line
Angel: im starting to see why Lucifer left..
Mine is ' bigger then a real set of badonkers '
I agree
I just realized how similar Plankton and drunk/tired God sound
"Bartleby!? Can you convince a ferret to fsck a possum?!"
I'm so happy I was already on the toilet when my phone shouted this one out...
God making anglerfish:
"Hey remember that glowstick I made?"
"Yea-"
"Shove it in a fishes brain"
"Anthing *ELSE....?"*
"aha.... AHHAA.... AND 1000000 TEETH IN IT AND MAKE IT A LIVING NIGHTMARE"
"Whispers: *smh* your the real living nightmare"
And make it big. Like the size of a car. Yeah..
@@tylerschenk4043 most of them are like. The size of a soccer ball
Hahaha
@Kyran Short It's a summer job.
“Anything else?”
“Make the males attach themselves to the females and die of starvation because they can’t do anything.”
“You sick fu-“
God creating Gordon Ramsay
God: take one of those humans we made.
Angel: okay.
God: now have them be an amazing chef.
Angel: good so far
God: now make them have the temper of a Wolverine in traffic x the rage of a thousand suns.
Angel:ugh... anything else
God: make him really nice to kids
GoldenGate Productions
God: OH, I know! The reason he’s angry is he HATES people being lazy or bad at food, and will rip them to SHREDS if they fail to meet his standards.
Lord Felidae
Angel:... WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!?
No one remove this number!!!
They took the sacred number away😭💔😭
Darkener Plays what 69
And make him never finding the lamb sauce
“I learned my lesson after danger noodle land.”
No sir, no you did not.
9:23
Easily the best one.
The way he says “A-And you know…pine cones?” Fuckin killed me XD
[God creates chupacabra]
G: Vampire wolves.
A: say what again-
G: *VAMPIRE WOLVES!*
PunLivesMatter ÒwÓ God: And make it target sheeps!
A: What else, do you want his eyes to glow?
G: Oh great idea
A: Damnit
G: Also, make it so no one believes in it
Hunterowl17 5 God: And make sure anyone who can see them are considered crazy.
Khanh Nguyen Angel: you son of a bit-
G: Now let's make a plesiosaur that lives in a tiny loch!
"Remember the tuxedo birds?"
"Oh great..."
"HAVE THEM RULE THE LAND!"
I agree
@Wesley Maxfield because I am everywhere
@@Momo_Kawashima ah yes, the Short Tempered Gunner of the Pz.38(t)/Hetzer that cant aim for shit
@@pzkpfw35t84 SHUT UP
@@Momo_Kawashima n a h M o m o - c h a n
@@pzkpfw35t84 DON'T CALL ME MOMO-CHAN
*On a peaceful evening, God sits on his cloudy throne with solace. Ever since Bartleby and Owen left to create for themselves on Earth, he's felt a little lonely, not to mention bored. With tears in his eyes, he looked at a little photograph on a small table containing himself and his two traumatized Angels, with Bartleby nervously waving to the camera with his eyes closed and Owen sneering next to him as God holds them close. He sighs and asks himself, "What if I just hire another guy?" But he trashes that idea, feeling a little too out of it to find another apprentice. Suddenly, he decides to just create a little sandbox to screw around in. Perhaps he could even call it a "sister project," or something like that. Just as he's about to make said side project, he trips over a little bump in the clouds and falls on his face. Luckily, the clouds are so soft that his celestial face is completely unharmed, but he's still a little annoyed, uttering a mumbly "Me dammit."*
*He gets up, unnecessarily rubbing his uninjured forehead, and he notices the bump is actually a slender and scaly thing.* "What the frick," *God asks, reaching out to the scaly thing. Suddenly, a huge snake springs from the clouds, horribly hissing,* "HOWDY MATE!!" *It's the Serpent! Err, wait, or is it Lucifer in his snake form? Eeehh, it's too confusing.* "Um... Hi," *God asks, a little confused,* "what the heck are you doing here? And how can you talk? I didn't give you the ability to speak! Err, well, *Owen* didn't give you talking abilities, I mean." "Well, why not," *the Serpent replies,* "I mean, I've been bored outta my fuckin' melon ever since I messed with that hot, naked chick way back then. What was her name again, Eva?"
*Although God is a little annoyed with the Serpent, he kinda likes the cut of his moxy.* "I like the cut of your moxy, Serpent," *God said. See? I told you. You probably thought I was lying.* "I don't have any assistants or Angels to pitch ideas with at the moment, so I'm thinking, how about you and I create some stuff in the meantime?" "Uuuuhhh, I would, but, uh, I dunno how t'do dat," *the Serpent laments. God shrugs and snaps his fingers, and a strange, inexplicable, "powerful" feeling surges up the Serpent's spine.* "HOLY CRAPABBLES," *the Serpent exclaims,* "THAT WAS AWESOME!" "You ready to create some stuff now," *God asks, smirking with a raised eyebrow. The Serpent gives a humble salute and pulls out a pen and paper.*
Oh my goodness, I'm a Christian, and I find this hilarious. Maybe it's your delivery, but I can't stop chuckling or even laughing at some of these!
(God making cheetahs)
God: Ok so take a cat...
Angel: Got that.
God: make it big!
angel: I don’t like where this is going…
God: give it pretty spots!
Angel: not as bad as I tho-
God: *make it speed*
MAKE. IT .SPEED!!!! (Edit) wow... my reply got highlighted... cool!
So big boy spotted Lightning McQueen cats?
suicune boy 15 exactly
@@slug4301 and lemme guess... it's aggressive and carnivorous?
suicune boy 15, yes, but its nice to baby speed bois
"I start to understand why Lucifer left" xD
Now i think hell is better than heaven. *sigh*
Hell is always better *>:3*
Well of course! My father if better than God
(God making sea urchin)
G: so you remember hedgehogs?
A:**looong sigh** yes
G: how about we make a underwater one?
A: and it doesnt have legs and the only way of Them to move is the waves?
G: i see you now understand me c:
That ending made me cry, God damn it
Satan creating Phoenixes:
Satan: You know those hawks god created last week?
Demon: Yeah?
Satan: Set it on fire.
God calls Satan: I LIKE YOUR IDEA! BUT also....make it explode in a violent explosion when it dies!!!!!!! AND THEN IT REVIVES!!!!!
Angel: WHAT?!
Satan: YES!! DO IT!!!!!
Demon: YEA HELL YES !!!!!
Angel: ..... I'm actually ok with this
I love this 😂
*Satan
It's Satan
Satin is a fabric
God creating ferrets:
God: Take a cat and a snake
Angel: Okay
God: Combine them
Angel: Alright
God: AND MAKE THEM STEAL STUFF
Angel: WHY
yayos It should be
God: Take a cat and a death noodle
Make them walcc
G: And make them really easy to clog. Like, if it eats something that should be harmless, like a large crumb, it will die.
A: WHY?
G: Cause why not!!
A: *screams*
God: AND MAKE THEM SUPER FUCKING VICIOUS!
Angel: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!?
And Walcc
NO CAUSE IM LITERALLY CRYING BC OF THE END????? I WASNT READY FOR THAT?????
I like how the angels are always complaining but still do it
God making dogs
G: Get a wolf.
A: Here it comes...
G: Make it less evil.
A: Oh, this ain't bad actually!
G: Make humans enslave them.
A: There it is.
G: And make it eat it's own throw up.
A: *_Son of a BIT-_*
A bitch is a female dog...
IRONY
And it’s poop and literally everything’s poop
G: Give it the tendency to bury it's face in the colon of any and all living creatures!
A: ...u-uh... S-sir?! Why d-
G: DON'T QUESTION ME OR MY METHODS!!
that was my dog (before the great flea infestation when we had to give her away we also live in an apartment so we don't have a back yard)
@@calmandcollecting9841 it also means pregnant female dog
God: "I learned my lesson after Danger Noodle Land."
Narrator: "Little did the intern know, he had *not* learned his lesson."
1:38 I love that this implies John Cena predates kangaroos
Well hes gotta learn to be invisible somehow
i love how the goofiest of videos always have the most moving endings
I’ve always found it funny that a horse with a horn doesn’t exist, but a Big yellow horse with brown spots, a blue tongue, and a crazy neck does.
By the logic of evolution, horses being herbivores males it so the horn would only be used as deer's horns, to intimidate and find a partner, while the giraffe got the neck because in the habitat they habited there were tall trees, making them evolve with long necks and legs, I know it's a joke btw
@@joseluisborreroaledo7283 bro shut up you ruined the joke
@@kronazmusic5497 he knows that it's a joke, why are you being aggressive
@@CheddarCheeseRebirthed he ruined the joke by explaining it
@@kronazmusic5497 yeah but there's no need to be aggressive bro
God creating Dragon’s Blood tree:
G: take a tree
A: ok.
G: Put it in Africa.
A: Anything else?
G: Make it bleed.
A: WHY?
G: Give me your entire stock.
CAUSE I SAID SO
God making sloths:
God: take a monkey.
Angel: alright.
God: make it have a cute round face.
Angel: okay cute…
God: give it lots of fur.
Angel: Sounds like the cutest one yet!
God: *Make it so lazy it grows algae on its fur and has murder claws*
Angel: of course…
"I'm starting to see why Lucifer left"
Best thing I've heard today.
Satan's done with god's crud
Axolotl:
“Make a salamander that never grows up.”
-...Ok...
“In Mexico.”
-???
That ending was perhaps the most beautiful thing I had seen through this.
*Problem was a certain album was right around the corner and made me realize how God didn't think it through a little longer*
That ending was genuinely emotional..
WHY WAS THAT GENUINELY SADDENING?!
59 Mins long
No ads, RESPECT
This comment made me realize that I've been watching for 34 minutes, without commenting the length of the video
@@viljar_5339 lol
Perlex RESPECT
That probably means this creator isn't making much money from this, y'know?
😂
(God creating armadillos)
G: Tactical assault possums
A: What
G: *I SAID TACTICAL ASSAULT POSSUMS*
And give leprosy to those who eat it
lol
@@Goldenrod6901
I am offended, raptor draws
I like the new nickname
@@toothpasteeater4145 So maybe don't get eaten? It's a pretty simple solution, and works for both sides, you silly tactical assault possum!
I actually live in Australia and that thing about God making Australia, sounding like he’s drunk and making it out of danger noodles, I can tell you, that is 50% accurate.
Edit: that ending was very sad…
What was I expecting when he brought up Brazil? and how did he perfectly summarize what the stereotype here is? Anyways so the war between how to spell cookie has been settled, if it has no filling/frosting it's called "Bolacha" and if it has filling/frosting it is called "Biscoito"
*”HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR BROTHER?”*
“Sup.”
Lucifer- chill af
God makes teddy bears:
G: Take a bear
A: ok
G: make it small and lovable
A: aw, finally something cute and normal
G: now take out its organs and replace it with fluff.
A: *dials therapist* Send help
Proto Playz but didn’t humans create the teddy beer
GAGAGA lmao
LOL!!!! LMAOOOOO
@@Angel-zz6it Who do you think gave Humans the idea?
MaxZaps Gaming idk
why did the ending nearly make me cry😭
it was so wholesome
17:22
Way too nostalgic.
Very good memories😆😄😆
"Why the blades?"
"Cats have claws already, and their kids should too."
Humans: “I believe in God!”
Angels: “We don't.”
15:37 As a Canadian I can confirm that, most Canadians are nice most of the time, moose are in fact everywhere, it is very cold 98% of the time, and that I will get VERY violent when it comes to ice hockey
"Make them unable to enjoy anything for a week
Demon: Just a week in their whole lifetime?
Devil: every month!"
Me: *rage intensifies^
God creating germs and viruses:
G: *lip shmacc* mini death bugs
A: wha-
G: *MINI. DEATH. BUGS.*
A: o-ok...
TUXEDO BIRDS VS. MINI DEATH BUGS
WHO WILL WIN?!
Why does it spell out Gaga... kinda like it tho
@69
Oh flip a pancake
God making coranavirus
God: remember the cold virus
Angel:yes
God:make it deadlier
Angel:ok
God:make it look like a blob with long bristles
Angel:what is wrong with you
God creating 2020
G: Hey I'll be on holiday
A: Ok
G: So Devil will be in charge
A: Ok... WAIT WHAT!?
D: *YES YES YES!!!*
and then when god came back
D: desctruction! domination! yes yes yes
God:comes back
Devil:why do I here boss music?
Devil: ok let's get started! First off, deadly deisese called corona-virus. Ok?
A: WHAT NO
D: I'm. In. Charge.
A: oh shi- this is gonna be bad.
@@kitkatbreaker1270 G: WHAT THE F*CK, SATAN!?!? I TOLD YOU TO BE REASONABLE WITH THE HELL YEAR!!!! **sigh** I’ll take the carrot out of office to make sure the world doesn’t burn since he CLEARLY doesn’t care about the DEADLY VIRUS YOU MADE!!!!
@@GachaLifeGirl D: oh ya about that,he's not willing to leave office
I can't, the ending is so adorable and wholesome-
21:51 As a missionary's kid who grew up in Estonia, I can confirm that no one has heard of it.
So hearing it mentioned anywhere brings a smile to my face! :D
"tuxedo birds" reminds me of "business goose" which is the literal chinese translation of penguin
I am Chinese and I can confirm this to be very true
Satan creating printers
Satan: make basically me but in a machine form
Demon: you are such a genius master
But make most cats like them.
@@____N____ would be akward if demons didn't like Saten.
@@madgirlbitchingboutstuffs4344 oof
After watching the entire hour, I wasn’t expecting the end-
I feel genuinely saddened by the end of it. I didn’t think I’d feel that way…
Now that’s aside, this entire series was really well done! Enjoyed every moment of it, including the creation of the memory at the end.
1:53 me after my friend says something sussy:
God making Australia:
God: So take a big island...
Angel: okay, pretty nor-
God: now set it on fire
Angel: WHAT THE FU-
Ooof 🤭
* Australians join chat *
I heard that, you wanker!
God bless the land
💀💀
Well this was a good one cuz it happened apparently
Oh GO-
When he said
“And make them have a carrot for a president”
*I was eating carrots and got scared*
FBI: I’m sorry sir have you seen a carrot wearing a tuxedo recently?
Sean Lu
Oh yes I have over there
Hehehehehehehehehehe
PumpkinPatch 808 thank you sir, enjoy your day
Sean Lu CUT THEM OPEN, TURN THEM INTO A CARROT SO THEY CAN BECOME NEW PRESIDENT-
57:00 cried my eyes out, love coming back to this for the laughs and this moment
This is kinda nostalgic for some reason, lol. Maybe because I watched these alot when I was younger.
God making murder hornets
God: Hey remember those wasps Satan made?
Angel: Oh no.
God: Make them bigger and orange.
Murder hornet is a made up term by idiots
TylerA it’s actually a made up term by people who saw them “murdering” bees, hence MURDER hornet
G: Also make them murder bees :)
A: *I fucking k n e w it would get worse..*
Satan: Finally you respect me
Angel: what's the name..?
God: Japense giant hornet
Angel: WHAT DID THE JAPENSE DO?
God: dO nOT QUEstIoN mE!1!1!!!11
[GOD CREATING CZcams]
G: Okay, I’m bored with animals now.
A: Whew. It was getting to be too much.
G: I want to make something for the humans.
A: Okay....?
G: So they should be able to watch lots of videos on this... website I could call it.
A: Normal so far
G: Lots of different types of videos. And let them upload their own, too.
A: Sounds quite fun-
G: And make this be the reason why they do illegal things, poison themselves with laundry pods, and make idiots famous.
A: WHAT THE-
Underated comment 😂😂
ꨄ Katie Sakura ꨄ
G: and make them make videos of these conversations we are having
A: how the fuck
@@Wildcard-Jack-47 Bootiful
G:and take most of ther money
G: and make humans dumber to make it more fun to watch!
A: well ok...........
Thank you for the information!
I love this so much oml. The fact that it was entertaining and witty for a full hour, the voice acting was fantastic throughout and never once reminiscent of those cringy dubs that try way too hard, and after all that brilliant satire it pulled a Deep Moment™️ and genuinely almost made me tear up at the end. Plus I kept imagining the scenes in the Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss animation style XD. 11/10✨✨✨
It sucks.....because...
I live in....
DANGER NOODLE LAND
I live in Drunk potato land. So many drunkards...
At least satan had mercy on you and didn’t put the lava there
GIMME ALL OF THEEMMMMM
O god be careful
Oof
God Creating America
G: Just leave this one up to the humans.
Oh dear
Well at least now he knows he can't trust humans to do anything. I mean, look at the Earth.
Gamer Girl for real 😂
Werrywit and it was fucking terrible
MANY YEARS LATER
God: "Drugs and violence. Yep."
1:38 I like how it implies that John Cena was made BEFORE kangaroos
The devil: "So basically make me" I agree entirely with the description
God: Okay, take a human."
Angel: "Okay . . seems normal so far."
God: "Now, name him . . Markus Persson, but he'll be known as Notch"
Angel: "A little weird, but okay."
God: "Now . . have him make a game called . . Minecraft, and everyone LOVES it."
Angel: "Wh- . . how is a VIDEO GAME gonna impact anything?!"
God: "You'll see . . !"
Make everyone hate it for like, 5 years.
Why?
Then everyone loves it so much that they tell 9 year olds who play another game which I'll call Fortnite to kill themselves.
*screaming*
G: oh and make the creator racist!
@@Hanarchy23 ?
Ford F-150 bad take
@@Hanarchy23 please...dont make me uninstall minecraft from my phone, please, dont tell me nothing is racist. No..dont ruin my childhood for me.
I feel like this is actually what God was like when he made earth. It just makes more sense
Tuxedo birds
And the mother nature in a bikini sounds like him if this is true
*God inventing farts*
God: "what if they randomly made really foul odors for no reason sometimes?"
Angel: "couldn't they hold it in?"
God: "ooh yeah but make that painful"
"god has a plan"
NO THE FRICK HE DOES NOT.
Also, about durians: While I’ve never eaten one myself, I’ve had durian-flavored hard candy before and it’s really good!
God making me:
G: see that human there?
A: yes?
G: give it depression and a really bad sence of humor
A:...
G: and give it a cat to make it feel better
A: seems fairly norm-
G: GIVE IT A TONGUE THAT CAN TURN INTO A CLOVER!
A: what... The actual heck!
God creating fireflies:
God: So you know flies?
Angel: Yeah...
God: Put a light bulb on it's ass.
Angel: what
God: *FLYING LIGHTBULB*
God : And also make it dangerous to eat!
Angel : what the fuck
God: Also make sure they have imposters that eat each other.
@@behemoth6940 that's your opinion.
@@behemoth6940 I can't be sure if you're talking about my joke or the first reply but either way swearing isn't something that can ruin a joke. Unless it's too excessive.
@@behemoth6940 swearing doesn't ruin the joke but it makes it even MORE funny bc Angels and God don't swear (if you believe in them)
[God making armadillos]
God: Tactical Assault Possums
Owen: What-
God: *DID I STUTTER?*
Owen: (sigh) fine Sir.
Amazing
@@YeOWest xD
@Isaac Garcia y e s
@@D3F. I’m an agel
Angel
God seeing into the future and doing all this to his angels for giggles out of boredom because he knows everything already
NO THE END MADE ME CRY WHYYY--
God creating slugs:
“Hey... you know snot?”
“Yeah?”
“I want that to be an animal.”
“What the fu-“
LMAO
The slimes from Minecraft are just evolved slugs
My home is infested with slugs so this is accurate
LMAO 😂😂😂😂
God creating snails:
“So, remember those snot animals we made?”
“Yeah?”
“Put a shell on it”
God making Godzilla:
G:“Ok I liked the idea of dinosaurs”
A:”Cool”
G:”but make it B I G G E R”
A:”isn’t that biologically impossible!?”
G:”AND MAKE IT SHOOT FIRE FROM ITS MOUTH!”
MLGODZILLA420 *atomic death lasers
G: AND MAKE LiKE 4 MORE
Not being a choosing beggar here, but that's a dragon.
G:"Wait no, instead of fire, it's A FUCKING BEAM OF PURE ENERGY AND ABSOLUTE DESTRUCTION!!!"
A:"Lucifer i wanna jo-
G:"S H U T ! ! !"
Ok you can wooosh me if you want but, I'm a Godzilla fan to the max of the max, so................ its radiation you dumb poopy face
Oh my god that ending legit made me cry how dare you, you're amazing
25:49
Like Father like son☠💀☠
Like Mother like daughter☠💀☠
Like God like creation☠💀☠☠
😊so wonderfully poetic🤣🤭🤣
I will always remember the adventures of Owen, Bartleby, and God.
Lol bringbackowen
bARNABY
Avery BigMess 37:31 ITS YOU
and Lucifer and the demon, too!
I like how god sounds like all might and markipliers love child
Omg. YES. He sounds like All Might on crack.
todoroki? is that you?
OMG HE DOES SOUND LIKE ALL MIGHT
I’m getting Todoroki vibes~
MARK MIGHTT
I always forget that this ends sad and it hits just as hard every time
(When the angel rebels)
G: haha that’s cute
*angel becomes satin*