(un)helpful guide to utau

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  • čas přidán 10. 08. 2019
  • hello and welcome back
    soo yeah this was hard af to make since the utau community is basically on life support rn
    sadly i'm well aware the thumbnail is horrible i'll change it later ;)
    MY OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA
    -instagram: minnemi_yt?hl=en
    -twitter: / minnemi2
    -discord: discordapp.com/invite/Cma9W2X
    MUSIC / CREDITS:
    * Background music:
    - Hate it! Hate it! Big ego! by Kurage - P
    - Squidward UTAU cover by mastermindritsu (it's beautiful)
    / original-hate-it-hate-...
    * Weird Ass UTAUs:
    - Shrek by Nautilus
    - Dog and Cat by Kumbancha
    - F*ckloid and Borkloid by MangoSiRyan12
    * Kasane Teto:
    - The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku by coSmo-P
    - Teto cover by sm19571435
    - Kasane Territory by ZUN
    - French Bread for Dinner by ?
    * Defoko / Utane Uta
    - Netami bysm7342086
    * Momone Momo
    - Nyan Cat by daniwellP
    - Popipo by Lamaze-P
    - Momo parody by ?
    * Namine Ritsu
    - MMD video: Kaito's Newlywed Life by koshitsuki-p (i love you xoxo)
    - ERROR by niki
    * Yokune Ruko
    - MMD video: Kaito's Newlywed Life by koshitsuki-p
    - Ievan Polkka by Loituma, cover by ?
    - Shiritakunai by SEDO SOUNDER
    - cover by SelfLoathingNarcissist
    * Sukone Tei
    - Dare demo ii kara tsukiaitai by Takkyuu Shounen
    - Len-kun Now! - original by OwataP
    - Parody by mouko8
    - DECLARE WAR ON ALL VOC@LOID by Pandolist-P
    * Haruka Nana
    - Age Age Again by Mitchie M
    - cover by Nanahira
    - FREELY TOMORROW by Mitchie M
    - cover by zuckey
    - PV by Asrial Terra
    * Matsudappoiyo
    - Iriya Iriya by ?
    - cover by Matsuda Mattsun
    * Gahata Meiji
    - Delusion Tax by DECO*27
    - cover by Sakyosa
    * Yamine Renri
    - NIVEOUS by Imitea
    - Hoshi no Arika by Uumi
    - cover by Kyo_Append
    * Shion Yowa
    - Renai Circulation by Kana Hanazawa
    * Kikyuune Aiko
    - Breaking Point and Bi☣hazard by Crusher-P
    #makevocaloidgreatagain #makeutaugreatagain
  • Komedie

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  • @CitrusCitrusHope
    @CitrusCitrusHope Před 4 lety +8121

    The rule of (most) UTAU:
    If they look ten, they're 18
    If they look 18, they're ten
    Keep this in mind when deciding what ones you think are hot.

  • @fawn5159
    @fawn5159 Před 4 lety +5417

    Namine Ritsu
    - boy
    - age : 6
    - weight : 25 tons
    - has missiles built in his torso
    - likes North Korea
    *visible confusion*

  • @sofia-xf5pk
    @sofia-xf5pk Před 3 lety +5548

    ok so utaus are the crack version of vocaloids

    • @kel6844
      @kel6844 Před 3 lety +173

      Sounds right

    • @rinatepaste9218
      @rinatepaste9218 Před 3 lety +142

      you just insulted a UTAU cover artist and that is me
      >:c

    • @Eosinophyllis
      @Eosinophyllis Před 3 lety +151

      Yes but like they also sound good somehow?

    • @IRLElishaaa
      @IRLElishaaa Před 3 lety +28

      @@rinatepaste9218 proof ?

    • @charlottewashere8225
      @charlottewashere8225 Před 3 lety +155

      some of the Utaus literally sound better than some of the vocaloids.

  • @tsukaem
    @tsukaem Před 3 lety +2130

    utaus be like:
    ok so this is a happy mushroom girl that eats paper

    • @Weird_Jellyfish
      @Weird_Jellyfish Před 3 lety +34

      And this one is a 2 foot giraffe skunk with 15 foot long hair and her feet dissolve in water and piss

    • @bellalalala3327
      @bellalalala3327 Před 2 lety +21

      and this one is a blue fox girl that is an inch tall, weights 300kg and shoots lasers out of her boobies

    • @ultimxtemiracxler
      @ultimxtemiracxler Před 2 lety +96

      This one is a fish who can't swim and can easily drown, who loves to eat Nintendo switches and vomits Playstation 4's and rainbows.

    • @tsukaem
      @tsukaem Před 2 lety +25

      OK I'M LAUGHING HELP

    • @natsu-hy3do
      @natsu-hy3do Před 2 lety +32

      @@tsukaem and this one is a dragon dog girl that is a fetus and is 10 feet tall and has hair that can change colors

  • @ch3w
    @ch3w Před 4 lety +9357

    How to UTAU:
    - age of a fetus
    - weird kink or gender thing
    - flip a dictionary and randomly put your finger on a random word and that’s their character item now
    Done

    • @Digits0801
      @Digits0801 Před 4 lety +499

      Actually, most popular utauloids come from the Vipperloid series. Their whole purpose is to be insane and like a joke. There are some that have actuall normal stats about them. I'm just saying this as an information blurb, not as an argument, this can be taken or ignored.
      There are many people who put a lot of effort into their banks, like Xepheris, and I didn't want their painstaking time to be dismissed without a chance.
      Sorry if this comes off as rude
      Edit: Changed a name due to shenanigans and wanna be safe about it ^^

    • @imacupcake
      @imacupcake Před 4 lety +43

      GPDigits wait what’s vipperloid?

    • @takumidoutou4412
      @takumidoutou4412 Před 4 lety +19

      I'm a cupcake a group of utauloids

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes Před 4 lety +16

      Don’t expose them

    • @ch3w
      @ch3w Před 4 lety +62

      GPDigits that’s actually super interesting! I never knew most of them are/ were made for shits n giggles

  • @toastedghost5524
    @toastedghost5524 Před 4 lety +7240

    vocaloids:
    normal people
    utau:
    okay so this one is a rabbit-

    • @corndni
      @corndni Před 4 lety +466

      And this one is 19 and has an obsession with a 14 year old-

    • @amethyst4578
      @amethyst4578 Před 4 lety +349

      So this one is literally shrek

    • @uzamaki8779
      @uzamaki8779 Před 3 lety +217

      That one will be able to turn into a wolf, that one into a dog, and that one IS a dog

    • @motherof4akabat866
      @motherof4akabat866 Před 3 lety +100

      That one will be a maid robot who can take off her head

    • @makotonaegi3652
      @makotonaegi3652 Před 3 lety +83

      And this one is 90 percent male and 10 percent female but looks like a girl.

  • @user-lo8kn1yq9i
    @user-lo8kn1yq9i Před 3 lety +709

    Some of these seem like they were made by five 11 year olds up past their bedtime

    • @telecasr
      @telecasr Před 2 lety +55

      teto and tei were made to make fun of weird utaus so

    • @Mr.Smeghead
      @Mr.Smeghead Před měsícem +3

      I honestly wouldn't be surprised.

  • @marshall7439
    @marshall7439 Před 3 lety +507

    are we all gonna ignore the fact teto ate multiple baguettes in a single bite-

  • @crisscross2092
    @crisscross2092 Před 4 lety +3489

    Sukone Tei:
    *19 years old
    *has an obsession with Len
    *hates vocaloids
    Len is 14, and a vocaloid
    *some things just ain't addin' up-*

    • @MangakaCentral
      @MangakaCentral Před 4 lety +221

      Yeah she creepy AF

    • @sugativa
      @sugativa Před 4 lety +157

      @@MangakaCentral it's better for him if he is fed to the fangirls
      A better fate then.... Her

    • @Snowyoaks2
      @Snowyoaks2 Před 4 lety +17

      MaryThe NormalPerson oh n o

    • @snifflewee
      @snifflewee Před 4 lety +79

      @@MangakaCentral Have you ever searched her name up on the internet and only found pictures of her and Len? qwq
      IT'S WEIRD

    • @danganronpagal8935
      @danganronpagal8935 Před 4 lety +7

      PERİOD

  • @Soru21-87
    @Soru21-87 Před 4 lety +9493

    Sukone: Hates vocaloids but loves Len
    Seems legit.

    • @snowdrop5048
      @snowdrop5048 Před 4 lety +258

      Fake News are you really expecting logic here?

    • @Soru21-87
      @Soru21-87 Před 4 lety +103

      @@snowdrop5048 no, not really 🤣

    • @candelariapimentel6646
      @candelariapimentel6646 Před 4 lety +114

      She is so mean to Miku,Oliver,Sonika,VY1,VY2,KAITO & MORE

    • @idioticbosd7995
      @idioticbosd7995 Před 4 lety +115

      I guess this is why
      She loves Len but she really wants her plus, there is only 2 boys which if KAITO but he was too old, Len because he is 14(and perverted)

    • @smmis
      @smmis Před 4 lety +184

      She hates all Vocaloids, with Len as the only exception, since she’s has a huge crush on him. She also especially hates Miku since she sees her as kind of the leader of the Vocaloids.
      Anyway, Tei was created as a joke and parody on other ”edgy” UTAU that people made, that they often shipped with Len, and often also had a yandere personality.

  • @ItsKim_Him
    @ItsKim_Him Před 3 lety +181

    No one:
    Teto: **Eats a Baguette in one bite**

  • @Rainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

    How to make a UTAU:
    Make them 18 when they look 5
    Give them a weird fetish
    Find a random word in a dictionary, make it their character item.
    Make them turn into a elephant fetus

    • @whatever5401
      @whatever5401 Před rokem +9

      My UTAU:
      - Looks 18 but is actually 0.55555 year old
      - Is a scientific experiment created by the North Korean government and by combining the fetus of a slug and the heart of a wooden chair
      - Has a fetish for papers, especially papers that has the letter W written on them
      - Loves the Soviet Union

    • @right662
      @right662 Před 5 měsíci +3

      if i made utau, here
      -17 years old but looks like -18828383 years old
      -tsundere
      -sing while dying
      - committing arson songs (as a joke- 😭)
      -a darn dog while looks like a rabbit (like cinnamoroll lol)
      -sanrio obsessed

  • @angyboi4921
    @angyboi4921 Před 4 lety +8403

    I'm so glad UTAU exists. Otherwise we wouldn't have Trumploid.

  • @warriorwolf3333
    @warriorwolf3333 Před 4 lety +4689

    Wait.
    A 19 year old wants to do the dirty with a 14 year old?
    *Someone get the FBI in here*

    • @warriorwolf3333
      @warriorwolf3333 Před 4 lety +79

      Ghost Girl In Lumiose *GIVE HER A LIFELONG SENTENCE!*

    • @motomoto9126
      @motomoto9126 Před 4 lety +43

      FBI OPEN UP!!!! O_o

    • @polaroid8338
      @polaroid8338 Před 4 lety +10

      y e s

    • @FRALICESAW15
      @FRALICESAW15 Před 4 lety +94

      I also read somewhere that she likes too uh.......touch herself in public. I wish i made that up, but I did not.

    • @warriorwolf3333
      @warriorwolf3333 Před 4 lety +10

      Jojo is Holly
      o_O

  • @Phase4TheProphet
    @Phase4TheProphet Před 3 lety +118

    For anyone else who just spent 10 minutes trying to figure it out, the song at 2:12 is Voices from the Macross Plus OST. I knew I recognized it and it was driving me crazy trying to find it again. Such a good track.

  • @kay_panic_arts
    @kay_panic_arts Před 3 lety +209

    There needs to be an “(un)helpful guide to fanloids” cuz damn I’m so confused about all of them and how people make their voices (except Neru)

    • @genesisjade
      @genesisjade Před 3 lety +22

      The majority of their voices are just pitch-altered versions of existing Vocaloids. There’s like at least 5 fanloids based off Kaito and their voices are all just pitch changes

    • @kay_panic_arts
      @kay_panic_arts Před 3 lety +8

      GenesisJade yeah i know. It’s just that a lot of them i cant tell who the original voice is and when i can tell, it’s hard to tell if they pitched up or down. Usually for me Miku and Kaito derivatives are most distinguishable

  • @dantesdiscoinfernolol
    @dantesdiscoinfernolol Před 4 lety +5877

    You had me until Namine Ritsu was a 6-year-old-boi who weighs 25 tons and likes North Korea.

    • @snowdrop5048
      @snowdrop5048 Před 4 lety +658

      idk i feel like utaus' weird ass traits make them more interesting

    • @bat5421
      @bat5421 Před 4 lety +314

      And has missiles in his body

    • @Oasismaker
      @Oasismaker Před 4 lety +306

      She’s not making this shit up

    • @Jenna_To0ls
      @Jenna_To0ls Před 4 lety +316

      You do know that the missiles are his “female looking parts” and the missiles are the only reason he weighs so much

    • @Jordan-pp5bo
      @Jordan-pp5bo Před 4 lety +191

      He likes North Korea because they kidnapped him, put the missiles in his chest, and brainwashed him
      he was an expirement to make a covert weapon that could look so innocent that enemies of NK would try to help her(him) and be killed by the missiles...

  • @Aisyen
    @Aisyen Před 4 lety +3288

    Idk why but the fact "I'm not making this shit up" in Ritsu's profile had me wheezing

    • @ahmedsadique1445
      @ahmedsadique1445 Před 3 lety +39

      Aisyen same i coughed so hard

    • @hanjisupremacy1029
      @hanjisupremacy1029 Před 3 lety +18

      Ahmed sadique maybe yall got COVID 😳

    • @razzblox3610
      @razzblox3610 Před 3 lety +5

      @JellyBearʕ•ᴥ•ʔ true i just look to ritsu's site and in her profile is the same thing in the video

  • @UniQwer
    @UniQwer Před 3 lety +109

    i literally cannot watch this video without laughing because mf Squidward singing in the background

  • @th-lg7no
    @th-lg7no Před 2 lety +17

    so im getting that vocaloids vs utaus is like private school vs public school

  • @tebasnineone
    @tebasnineone Před 4 lety +1760

    I'm Shocked that
    + Nyan Cat is NOT miku voice
    + Namine Ritsu is such mess, Love her/his voice thou
    + Nanahira have utauloid

    • @AMIGACD
      @AMIGACD Před 4 lety +52

      just use "their"

    • @Noffy
      @Noffy Před 4 lety +123

      The original nyanyanyanyanyanyanya (nyan cat song) was sung by miku though
      the momone momo version is a cover that then got used for nyan cat! :D

    • @skeletonman1126
      @skeletonman1126 Před 4 lety +6

      tebas NineOne just say “their”

    • @leoisdumb3508
      @leoisdumb3508 Před 4 lety +22

      _just say whatever you want, geez_

    • @opposite342
      @opposite342 Před 4 lety

      The same to me for all lol

  • @baalsack1407
    @baalsack1407 Před 4 lety +1295

    Sukone Tei:
    Loves Len
    Hates vocaloids
    Len is 14
    Sukone is 19
    *wAiT, tHaT's iLLeGaL.*

    • @barelyhere7710
      @barelyhere7710 Před 4 lety +6

      フロク i was JUST thinking about it!

    • @hooheehooheebangos3505
      @hooheehooheebangos3505 Před 4 lety +51

      Hush we don't need logic. *We need more shrekloid merch*

    • @cloudydamiasofea115
      @cloudydamiasofea115 Před 3 lety +6

      Aight, I'm gonna call FBI

    • @craftypixel7992
      @craftypixel7992 Před 3 lety +3

      @Pumpkin Yeah it doesn’t sit right w/ me

    • @leonis96
      @leonis96 Před 3 lety +7

      Majority is at 20 in Japan, so Sukone isn't an adult
      I don't ship them (I truly hate Sukone x Len), but I just want to say that it's technically not illegal if none of them is an adult and consenting

  • @cloudhhhh
    @cloudhhhh Před 3 lety +48

    everyone: utauloid creators, how high are you?
    utauloid creators: I'm fine how are you? :))

    • @whatever5401
      @whatever5401 Před rokem +2

      I'm gonna make an UTAU that's literally the spirit of a dead starfish fetus and has a fetish for blue rubber ducks

  • @justarandomhumann
    @justarandomhumann Před 2 lety +96

    0:54 Teto Kasane
    1:40 Defoko/Uta Utane
    1:56 Momo Momone
    2:22 Ritsu Namine
    2:49 Ruko Yokune
    3:23 Tei Sukone
    4:04 Rook
    4:15 Ooka Miko
    4:20 Nana Haruka
    4:40 Matsudappoiyo
    4:53 Meiji Gahata
    5:03 Renri Yamine
    5:20 Yowa Shion
    5:33 Luna Amane
    5:37 Aiko Kikyuune

  • @techion_777
    @techion_777 Před 4 lety +3264

    I had no idea that Nyan cat was literally a Utauloid

    • @benedictdwyer2608
      @benedictdwyer2608 Před 3 lety +120

      @no u I think Miku was the original, but the cover with an Utauloid was what really caught on

    • @d3ss3rts.w1tch3
      @d3ss3rts.w1tch3 Před 3 lety +4

      sameee

    • @Metallic_Ashes
      @Metallic_Ashes Před 3 lety +71

      @@benedictdwyer2608 Daniwell (nyan cat producer) made both miku and momone momo versions I think? He's got an official CZcams channel (and the original momo nyan cat has like only 80k views? Crazy)

    • @39reisecond26
      @39reisecond26 Před 2 lety +24

      My first UTAU song then because I listened to it waaaay before getting into anime

    • @Reioloshi
      @Reioloshi Před 2 lety

      ikr

  • @samd.4902
    @samd.4902 Před 4 lety +832

    these characters: look to be around 16
    their age: 4

  • @_thecurious
    @_thecurious Před 2 lety +23

    5:04 her voice is so realistic you can't even tell it's a utau, but if it has a surrond sound, it might get even better xd

  • @Rven919
    @Rven919 Před 3 lety +48

    Sukone: Despises Vocaloids
    Also Sukone: Obsessed with Len, whos a vocaloid
    Me: Wait a second hol' up-

  • @DaBelzu
    @DaBelzu Před 4 lety +1205

    1:05 Now I know why her birthday is April 1st. She was originally a fake Vocaloid (that also explains why most people are mistaking her with a Vocaloid) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @thekuuderedude1737
      @thekuuderedude1737 Před 4 lety +46

      T'was but a joke but she became an actual thing, now that's a redemption story

    • @oruclu53
      @oruclu53 Před 4 lety +11

      She became a popular and got a vocaloid voicebank later

    • @oruclu53
      @oruclu53 Před 4 lety +3

      @Domiyu Backup Oh you are right! Looks like I read the wiki incorrectly. Never mind

    • @daledrinnon7307
      @daledrinnon7307 Před 4 lety +12

      Actually there was a vocaloid voicebank prepared for Teto Kasane but not used because of copyright issues. the character owner wants to keep her an utau. that information is also on the wiki. Its also problematic that the word "Chimera" was used without defining it, it has more than one meaning. presumably it means she was created in a lab by gene-splicing

    • @FunnyParadox
      @FunnyParadox Před 4 lety +1

      @@daledrinnon7307 You can link to a source because i want to it everything about it and i can't find anything of internet

  • @agentfreshdasquid3568
    @agentfreshdasquid3568 Před 4 lety +617

    Utaloid/vocaloid logic:
    Ten year olds: look like they're 5.
    5 year olds: look like they're 10.

    • @katarzynamysluk3801
      @katarzynamysluk3801 Před 4 lety +17

      Rana: Looks 11, is 0 (and also shipped with Una), beats the system.

    • @grapepantacan
      @grapepantacan Před 3 lety +15

      Eh ,no its more like
      If they look 30 then they're 10
      If they look 10 they're 30

    • @strawberryboy9045
      @strawberryboy9045 Před 3 lety +3

      That’s just otaku logic.

    • @blueflareanimationz2464
      @blueflareanimationz2464 Před 3 lety +3

      Oliver: looks like he’s 10 years old, is 12 years old.

    • @right662
      @right662 Před 5 měsíci

      Hatsune miku: looks like 18 when 16
      Kagamine len: looks like 16 when 14
      Sukone tei: looks like 17 when 19
      Kasane teto: has 2 ages(chimera teto is 15.5,but her age is 31?)
      Namine Ritsu; 6 years old while tall
      Yokune Ruko: 12 but tall

  • @gaypeoples
    @gaypeoples Před 3 lety +24

    Sukone: i love you len
    Len: but im a vocaloid
    Sukone: i know. that's the fucking problem.

    • @_bit_
      @_bit_ Před 2 lety +2

      Plus idk she’s 19 and Len is 14

    • @oakfangplaxy
      @oakfangplaxy Před rokem

      Accurate bruh

  • @stopreplyingtomyoldcomments

    Can we just stop talking and listening to the beautiful squidward utaloid song

    • @paulix4366
      @paulix4366 Před 8 dny +1

      YESSS IT'S SO FREAKING BEAUTIFUL

  • @vuhlen9493
    @vuhlen9493 Před 4 lety +2169

    *Namine shows up*
    Oh she's cute
    *Boy; Age 6*
    nANi??

  • @SpiralPrdcer
    @SpiralPrdcer Před 4 lety +1211

    2:33
    Hold on he's SIX but has missiles built into his torso..
    K

  • @Dani-it9vc
    @Dani-it9vc Před 3 lety +9

    That male ruko voice tho???? Gold. Actually one of the BETTER male voicebanks ive ever heard omg.

  • @chibiga1353
    @chibiga1353 Před 3 lety +23

    Declaring War on VOCALOID is such a BOP and I mean it

  • @ivanushka5147
    @ivanushka5147 Před 4 lety +1666

    That squidward one in the background is so accurate its disturbing lmao

    • @34umr
      @34umr Před 4 lety +45

      Oh that’s what that was-

    • @dtv2426
      @dtv2426 Před 4 lety +59

      Momo_ツキコ I THOUGHT IT WAS FUCKING KERMIT

    • @SomePotatoMan
      @SomePotatoMan Před 4 lety +4

      I THOUGHT IT WAS PETER GRIFFIN

    • @astox.o5978
      @astox.o5978 Před 4 lety +4

      i thought it was trumploid...

    • @susu0301
      @susu0301 Před 4 lety

      FUCK YOU I DIDNT EVEN PAY ATTANTION TO IT NOW ITS IN MY HEAD

  • @KhayJayArt
    @KhayJayArt Před 4 lety +4232

    The utaloid singing in the background sounds like Squidward. IS that Squidward?

  • @mp-lily7908
    @mp-lily7908 Před 3 lety +580

    4:57 THAT'S her voicebank? That can't be, that's just her provider singing, right? There's NO WAY that's from a computer.
    (Edit) 5:14 Same thing for her, holy SHIT.

    • @Chronomentrophobias
      @Chronomentrophobias Před 3 lety +64

      The song at 5:14 was sung by Yamine, not her voice provider, just to let you know! C:

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka Před 3 lety +2

      @@Chronomentrophobias holy cow

    • @katoxaur
      @katoxaur Před 3 lety +8

      yamine has to be my favorite utauloid her and meiji also sound really good together and there is a magnet cover with those two and its super good

    • @Razzle_D0_Dazzle
      @Razzle_D0_Dazzle Před 2 lety

      @@katoxaur Your pfp
      I love it
      It’s from m.czcams.com/video/cDA_9AbQ0Y4/video.html right?

    • @freeeeeeeez
      @freeeeeeeez Před 2 lety +17

      @@Chronomentrophobias but the one at 5:14 isnt with her utau voicebank, its with her synthv voicebank which well.. is a completely diff software with much higher quality then utau so...
      still, ive seen some people who tune so well that make utaus almost sound like that...

  • @user-cf7hb6xh4n
    @user-cf7hb6xh4n Před 3 lety +11

    Sukone is a mixture of a supposed Gacha kid (yandere part) and 50% of the vocoloid fandom (Len part)

  • @chatterbox1078
    @chatterbox1078 Před 4 lety +929

    1:15 WAIT WTF TETO IS 31??
    4:56 omfg she sounds better than vocaloids

    • @penntopaper9305
      @penntopaper9305 Před 4 lety +93

      not IA. Both her japanese and english voicebanks are godlike

    • @thiagobianki1684
      @thiagobianki1684 Před 4 lety +91

      Tons of Utaus sounds better than Vocaloids, and a well tuned Ritsu sounds like human, but Meiji is just amazing.

    • @thekuuderedude1737
      @thekuuderedude1737 Před 4 lety +35

      A part of sounding better is from the quality of the vb(voice bank), the other part is the tuning of the maker of the UST

    • @chris.pbacon450
      @chris.pbacon450 Před 4 lety +5

      Hatsune Miku #1

    • @cookiesncream3676
      @cookiesncream3676 Před 4 lety +4

      Ikr Meiji is just-

  • @gotcha4688
    @gotcha4688 Před 4 lety +2496

    Ritsu feels literally like a shitpost yet has such beautiful songs and voice lmao

    • @basketballshesabasketball
      @basketballshesabasketball Před 3 lety +38

      Um first to comment on this comment I'm surprised and happy

    • @vannillaAJofficial204
      @vannillaAJofficial204 Před rokem +31

      honestly
      i agree
      he is probably the most random utauloid out of any

    • @somnolentCyanide
      @somnolentCyanide Před rokem +38

      exactly.
      “boy, age: 6, weight: 25 tons, has missiles built into his torso, i’m not making this shit up”

    • @FatallyFramedChaosMother
      @FatallyFramedChaosMother Před 9 měsíci +4

      I was caught so off guard by them in general. His description had me wheezing

  • @stopreplyingtomyoldcomments

    I can imagine roku being a good cosplayer with thier two voices

  • @cinnie_bun
    @cinnie_bun Před 3 lety +17

    5:25
    I have no idea why, but this animation made me laugh so hard-

  • @thisgal8821
    @thisgal8821 Před 4 lety +1235

    Yokune Ruko: *appears*
    Me: *confused bi screaming*

  • @flutter37
    @flutter37 Před 4 lety +3109

    So we just gonna ignore how beautiful both of Ruko's voices are?

  • @cereal_21
    @cereal_21 Před 3 lety +11

    i love momo so much but no one ever uses her anymore :(

  • @feralfish9607
    @feralfish9607 Před 3 lety +15

    Who was in charge of these backstories and who hurt them

  • @positrondecay4784
    @positrondecay4784 Před 4 lety +815

    3:30 Literally the ONLY girl he’s not into is yandere for him. Tough luck, buddy.

    • @azaleawinchester
      @azaleawinchester Před 4 lety +47

      That's rough buddy

    • @BostonSQ
      @BostonSQ Před 4 lety +48

      That’s what u get, when u sing songs about sex and rape at age 14

    • @dumbass5077
      @dumbass5077 Před 4 lety +19

      For her to like a vocaloid character is impossible except for *_Len_*

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka Před 3 lety +2

      Lmao

  • @Brilliant_Baka
    @Brilliant_Baka Před 4 lety +3949

    Is a Squidward UTAU singing the background music? Lol nice! Also please do a fanloid guide next so we don't get those neru/haku/sakine meiko beggars

    • @poppyEars
      @poppyEars Před 4 lety +115

      Brilliant Baka love that somebody else said this lmao

    • @Minnemi
      @Minnemi  Před 4 lety +350

      Yes he is lmao

    • @onceever3097
      @onceever3097 Před 4 lety +17

      Wait but isn't Meiko canon

    • @Brilliant_Baka
      @Brilliant_Baka Před 4 lety +42

      @@onceever3097 sakine meiko is a fanloid of a younger meiko

    • @onceever3097
      @onceever3097 Před 4 lety +11

      @@Brilliant_Baka I thought Sakine was her last name

  • @Sunshine-Sunny
    @Sunshine-Sunny Před 3 lety +12

    Can we all just take a second to appreciate Yokune Ruko tho like for one voicebanks are amazing two hermaphrodite is super unique and three the design like amazing utauloid probs one of my favs

  • @whimsycreator1765
    @whimsycreator1765 Před 3 lety +18

    0:10 “WHAT DEFOKO ARE UTAULOIDS”

  • @chonkycat9224
    @chonkycat9224 Před 4 lety +905

    *Rook shows up*
    Me: Oooh, he’s kinda hot
    Rook: **age 13**
    Me: huh-
    Rook: **height 205**
    Me: *what the actual fu-*

    • @peanutbutterbaby69
      @peanutbutterbaby69 Před 4 lety +83

      HES LIKE 6'9 OHMYGOD

    • @pocchou
      @pocchou Před 3 lety +51

      AND THE DOG LMAOFOJKEIIOOO

    • @neoagent3
      @neoagent3 Před 3 lety +10

      i know someone whos 12 years old and 6,0

    • @peckypork
      @peckypork Před 3 lety +21

      The fact that he can turn into a dog isn't even the most surprising part😭🤚

    • @polarsystem177
      @polarsystem177 Před 3 lety +6

      *If you from Japan you can already smoke/drink alcohol/marry and more stuff if you already 13 y.o.*

  • @kabenno
    @kabenno Před 4 lety +1840

    *thanks for reminding me I have an utau that I need to finish making but idk how to oto*

    • @Minnemi
      @Minnemi  Před 4 lety +105

      *otoing is a bitch* 😔

    • @kabenno
      @kabenno Před 4 lety +16

      Minnemi *i know*

    • @KhryausOHowl
      @KhryausOHowl Před 4 lety +24

      Moresampler generates an oto for your voice bank
      It works with only cvvc and vcv tho

    • @trintastictrin4530
      @trintastictrin4530 Před 4 lety +1

      i can help with CV otoing im just a little out of practice

    • @nekoprankster2184
      @nekoprankster2184 Před 4 lety +6

      I’m trying to make a voice bank and don’t even know what oto is.

  • @ilovemcride
    @ilovemcride Před 3 lety +4

    yokune’s male voice bank is on the top 5 list of attractive voices for me

  • @god_of_wine7013
    @god_of_wine7013 Před 3 lety +9

    Lol utauloids are just crazy
    "Has rockets in his chest"
    "Can turn into a dog"

  • @vampyrska
    @vampyrska Před 4 lety +906

    *I learned more in this video than I learned in my whole life*

  • @rucowz
    @rucowz Před 4 lety +835

    Am I the only one who wishes the popular utaus' fanmade wiki pages would be updated with the correct info? For example, Rook has no canon height, on his official Japanese website he's only described as being "just under Ruko's height", but the English fanwiki pages made up the idea that he's 6'9 (based on his character number)
    Kinda the same way as most of Ruko's fanwikis say they prefer she/her pronouns, that's...made up. Ruko's official site and creators have never given Ruko any pronouns, you can use anything really.
    I also wish more people would be aware that vipperloids (Teto, Ruko, Ritsu, Rook, Tei, Miko etc) were made as joke characters, so the canon facts about them are ridiculous and blown out of proportion. Their characteristics shouldn't be taken 100% seriously... :')

    • @PanTran
      @PanTran Před 4 lety +61

      exactly! It would save so much trouble. Can't even read the comments of a Ruko/Ritsu cover without people arguing about gender.

    • @smmis
      @smmis Před 4 lety +25

      The problem is that most wiki pages on the UTAU fandom wiki of the popular UTAU are moderator locked, and the wiki was kind of abandoned by the moderators when they created the UTAU wiki 2.0 (and even there, they’re locked as well...) so that’s why most users can’t change stuff like this that easily :/ I’ve thought of contacting the admins and such, but i feel like such a bother, lol

    • @rucowz
      @rucowz Před 4 lety +9

      @@smmis YOU'RE RIGHT & I've wanted to contact the admins as well but got too scared to do it...we need a brave hero 😔

    • @smmis
      @smmis Před 4 lety +8

      It’s just that I don’t really know how many of the admins are even active on the old wiki anymore? iirc I think I tried to contact one of them for a minor thing some years ago, but never heard anything from them

    • @animestrife0094
      @animestrife0094 Před 4 lety +11

      This comment and its replies are such truths ;-; There's a lot of official stuff that needs translated properly and updated.
      Like people still think Ritsu's fav food is whatever the heck 'chocolate crisps' are instead of 'Choco Krispies'. I was only able to update one website when I found out but the others were locked.

  • @jadebayoba7073
    @jadebayoba7073 Před 2 lety +13

    4:04 DAMN HE LOOKS GOOD

  • @natsu-hy3do
    @natsu-hy3do Před 3 lety +5

    Ruko is literally 12 and is 7’3”. Like how

  • @LoraCoggins
    @LoraCoggins Před 4 lety +545

    This is the most that I have ever learned about UTAU. It's kinda sad that you can't get to all of them, since there are literally THOUSANDS of UTAU in existence, but this was actually extremely helpful in my understanding of UTAU.

    • @kiayarah
      @kiayarah Před 4 lety +17

      I recommend Mawarine Shuu. He wasn't on the list but he's my favorite Utauloid.

    • @mayamendez9250
      @mayamendez9250 Před 4 lety +2

      WOW, there is so much that I don’t know. Thousands of UTAU? So much inspiration for character designs! I gotta see em all!

    • @animae008
      @animae008 Před 4 lety +15

      @@mayamendez9250 Everybody can make an Utauloid that's why there is o much of them. You can also make a design, a voicebank and you own utauloid!

    • @mayamendez9250
      @mayamendez9250 Před 4 lety +4

      Animae I smell creativity

    • @animae008
      @animae008 Před 4 lety +6

      @@mayamendez9250 Yep. If I had a good voice and microphone I would do my own UTAU :'D

  • @kordact
    @kordact Před 4 lety +660

    3:05 TBH RUKO VOICE IS GOLD
    WHY AREN'T EVERYONE TALK ABOUT RUKOO

  • @TheOneGuy1111
    @TheOneGuy1111 Před 2 lety +4

    Vocaloid: Cute Girl who likes snacks.
    Utauloid: Cute hermaphrodite alien cyborg with built in tactical nukes.

  • @frej4as
    @frej4as Před 3 lety +8

    Sukone: 19
    Len: 14
    Me: Ok cool.
    *Wait a damn minute*

  • @celestyhatsu984
    @celestyhatsu984 Před 4 lety +445

    i think teto is the queen of the UTAULOIDS, i mean she could sing with the goddess miku in a concert.

    • @pinkiepiehumanchan1770
      @pinkiepiehumanchan1770 Před 4 lety +59

      And sings better than her in some specific songs. For example miku may be good at a lot of songs.
      Her main good one being pop and fast/hype type of music. But she is not so great at rock type music. And ghost rule proves it.
      Teto secretly has an amazing voice when it comes to the rock category. Amazing growl and powerful voice. Honesty, they should let Teto do the rock songs instead of Miku.
      But it's just my opinion tho, and yes she does deserve to sing next to miku in a concert! UwU

    • @woodensoup2797
      @woodensoup2797 Před 4 lety +22

      Teto’s voice really just depends if people know how to properly tune her, thankfully people know how to do that and make amazing covers

    • @KianaKaslana
      @KianaKaslana Před 4 lety +6

      teto's cover of ia's conqueror is absolutely perfect, too.

    • @ChimeraX0401
      @ChimeraX0401 Před 4 lety +9

      @Domiyu Backup As a long time user of Teto's voicebank and a huge fan, I will say that there are some songs that doesnt fit well with teto's voice, usually really soft songs although her whisper voicebank can somehow do the trick but its softness isnt enough. Her voice is most great in rock, pop and hip-hop, in my observation that is. I kinda wish that twindrill will release a version of teto's voicebank with different notes just like yamine renri and Ooka Miko ver.2, it makes tuning and switching between strong to soft voice much easier....

    • @unexpectedv2error
      @unexpectedv2error Před 4 lety +6

      Teto has been in the fan-run concert with Miku and a lot of other loids called NicoCho Party. I think Ritsu was also in a concert quite a few years ago now

  • @fawn5159
    @fawn5159 Před 4 lety +402

    Sukone Tei : 19 yrs old
    Len Kagamine : 14 yrs old
    *FBI OPEN UP!*

  • @MEKO_IS_HERE
    @MEKO_IS_HERE Před 3 lety +7

    Imagine tei at a vocaloid concert
    it would be absolute chaos

  • @happysad5471
    @happysad5471 Před 2 lety +8

    me: Ritsu, piano girl
    utauloid: 6 year old 25 ton missle boy
    me: he wears a bra?

  • @chris.pbacon450
    @chris.pbacon450 Před 4 lety +427

    3:01
    Yokune Ruko's male and female voicebanks sounds great!

    • @sayoko-p
      @sayoko-p Před 3 lety +20

      Ruko os my favorite UTAU

    • @idoartnotdrama1187
      @idoartnotdrama1187 Před 3 lety +18

      @@delightfulmoonie6446 czcams.com/video/UvEOzWWQ_FA/video.html 🚹 (i don't wanna know Cover)
      czcams.com/video/kHSl4xZh3Zc/video.html 🚹 and teto (Cantarella cover)
      czcams.com/video/wkFhPdqG8pM/video.html 🚹 (rotten girl/boy, grotesque Romance Covee)
      czcams.com/video/VN1AY3wSa6s/video.html 🚹 (mind brand cover)
      czcams.com/video/wd8hePLtSgE/video.html 🚺 +🚹 (Bring it on cover)
      czcams.com/video/1G24kr8orMM/video.html 🚺 (Levaen polkka Cover)
      czcams.com/video/pvoCZNhSE7I/video.html 🚺 (I'm sorry I'm sorry Cover)
      czcams.com/video/WJI0QimdhC0/video.html🚺 (Honey I'm home Cover)
      czcams.com/video/yqlanLcsYc4/video.html 🚺 (The world is mine cover) here you go

    • @user-wp2jm3dn7f
      @user-wp2jm3dn7f Před 3 lety +3

      @@idoartnotdrama1187 Why thank you kind human

    • @Su.824
      @Su.824 Před 3 lety +2

      @@idoartnotdrama1187 nice pfp 👍🏼

    • @idoartnotdrama1187
      @idoartnotdrama1187 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Su.824 Thank you

  • @kadens_a_bee4104
    @kadens_a_bee4104 Před 4 lety +506

    Me: okay, so Sukone has an obsession with Len? Alright.
    Me: *realizes that Len is 14 and Sukone is 19*
    Me: *_Wait that’s illegal-_*

  • @triniteer8391
    @triniteer8391 Před 3 lety +3

    My parents thought VOCALOID was weird...wait till they see this!

  • @ThePotionMaster413
    @ThePotionMaster413 Před 3 lety +8

    Listen. Anyone who can tune Defoko well has my whole fucking heart, since she’s super hard to tune well and because her voice is really soft and is hidden in artificial haze.

    • @Metallic_Ashes
      @Metallic_Ashes Před 3 lety +1

      Yooo you want someone who tunes like a god? Nakano4, this producer is the god of utau

  • @salemmarz3809
    @salemmarz3809 Před 4 lety +1560

    How to make your own UTAU oc
    Step 1: Weird animal thingy
    I shall pick a human with a seahorse face and they have very long turtle legs that are pink and explosive. (kill me)
    Weird fetish:
    has a fetish for boats, specifically yachts
    Weird age:
    They are 5 years old but look 11037 years old. (if you get the reference i love you)
    Weird character item:
    Snails

    • @happyjam1245
      @happyjam1245 Před 4 lety +132

      no one will have the *BALLS* to try and mess with your UTAU (got the reference😉)

    • @flutter37
      @flutter37 Před 4 lety +71

      Hehe leon

    • @salemmarz3809
      @salemmarz3809 Před 4 lety +7

      M Khairiansyah Arifin lmao

    • @zachcherry3505
      @zachcherry3505 Před 4 lety +60

      11037 kuwata hehe

    • @bibs.sr23g
      @bibs.sr23g Před 4 lety +48

      LEON, THE ULTIMATE BASEBALL PLAYER

  • @sammy6866
    @sammy6866 Před 4 lety +192

    4:09 I was NOT expecting that I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @duck-hl7se
    @duck-hl7se Před 3 lety +11

    4:44 oh the thing looks okay let’s look at it’s name- HOLY

  • @anniechristensen832
    @anniechristensen832 Před 3 lety +4

    Tetos dissapearance is in the utau ranking medley. you would actually be suprised how many songs are in there :D defokos featured song is calldd netami. very old, no covers im aware of, very few reuploads. one on niconico and two one youtube. no actual translation and defokos voice is hard when using her CV so makig a ust will be hard yw

  • @ikr1352
    @ikr1352 Před 4 lety +442

    Teto has been done justice at last :D

    • @chatterbox1078
      @chatterbox1078 Před 4 lety +8

      Teto is like the most popular utau wdym

    • @ikr1352
      @ikr1352 Před 4 lety +17

      @@chatterbox1078, i'm Just happy to see a video on Minnemi's channel that explains Teto :)

  • @buffproto
    @buffproto Před 4 lety +121

    Tei: *hAs A tRaFfIc lIgHt fEtIsh*
    Okay then

  • @katoxaur
    @katoxaur Před 3 lety +6

    Meiji and Renri have to be my favorite utauloids just because their voicebanks are so nice its sad that meiji is discontinued

  • @Powerisha
    @Powerisha Před 3 lety +79

    For anyone asking why Neru wasn't mentioned, she doesn't have an actual voicebank.
    Also, if Tei loves Len, but despises Vocaloids, then... does she love or hate him? Because Len is also a vocaloid.

    • @wallace_bf
      @wallace_bf Před 3 lety +22

      i headcanon that she loves Len out of all the vocaloids, and probably hates the vocaloids since they get shipped with Len?-

    • @Bluespiderlilies
      @Bluespiderlilies Před 3 lety +11

      @@wallace_bf *seems legit*

    • @amafe8304
      @amafe8304 Před 3 lety +5

      I only know one thing: she creepy as hell

    • @josephoyek6574
      @josephoyek6574 Před 2 lety

      She hates him but likes the D...

  • @ghastly_xell4677
    @ghastly_xell4677 Před 4 lety +198

    Gender and age in utauloid are friggin broken-

  • @Sieemi
    @Sieemi Před 4 lety +135

    What I’ve learned
    UTAU is Vocaloid but on Crack
    I love both tho lmao

  • @user-uj6ir8zz7z
    @user-uj6ir8zz7z Před 3 lety +11

    0:25 squidward what are u doing??😳😳

  • @zigzagzagoon
    @zigzagzagoon Před 3 lety +4

    I knew that Nyan Cat had to be a vocaloid or utauloid but I never knew it was Momone????
    Also I love Yokune??? Both of their(?) voices are so nice 😳

  • @pppoopoo1232
    @pppoopoo1232 Před 4 lety +355

    I feel bad for Len. Sukone might want to kill his FREAKING sister and his best friends.

  • @xinyib5763
    @xinyib5763 Před 4 lety +614

    why are they all like 3, i'm confused
    also sukone, you're going to jail sis

    • @ariannagorbet6674
      @ariannagorbet6674 Před 4 lety +15

      Yeah, someone call the police

    • @Missgardenista
      @Missgardenista Před 4 lety +11

      What’s going o-
      YALL ARE GOING TO JAIL
      P E R I O D T

    • @Jane_840
      @Jane_840 Před 4 lety +5

      FBI OPEN UP (ノ`⌒´)ノ┫:・┻┻

    • @mycommentisgonnaruinyourday122
      @mycommentisgonnaruinyourday122 Před 4 lety +3

      @Not IOLIGHT She isn't both lmao. That's her chimera age. Teto is overall 31

    • @hi-ck6nk
      @hi-ck6nk Před 3 lety

      I haven´t seen something about saiki in a while :o (your pfp)

  • @itsmeehe
    @itsmeehe Před 3 lety +8

    4:53: Gahata Meiji-
    *sobbing from a distance*

  • @Dvstyfishh
    @Dvstyfishh Před 2 lety +3

    3:03
    THEIR VOICEBANKS ARE SO GOOOOOOOOOD

  • @starrymimix
    @starrymimix Před 4 lety +120

    WHEN ROOK TURNED INTO A DOG-
    ITS NIGHTTIME DONT DO THIS 😭 😭

  • @charlotpink07
    @charlotpink07 Před 4 lety +87

    Utauloid:hates all vocaloid
    Also utauloid:sees Len "falls in love

  • @ni_bendita_gracia
    @ni_bendita_gracia Před 3 lety +6

    I wonder how Defoko's voice have been created
    Sorry if I wrote it badly, I'm Spanish

    • @snowdrop5048
      @snowdrop5048 Před 3 lety +3

      it was sampled from a text-to-speech software

    • @telecasr
      @telecasr Před 2 lety +1

      some really smart japanese people made a text to speech that didnt need an actual persons voice then ameya (utau creator) made a voicebank from the samples

  • @MiekaPickel
    @MiekaPickel Před 2 lety +14

    2:57 I- .....

  • @jimohli
    @jimohli Před 4 lety +29

    CZcams asked me of "What did you think of this video?" I filled in all the stars and answered that it was "Informative" and "Useful".

  • @okenny9612
    @okenny9612 Před 4 lety +104

    1:50
    Character item : Rocket Propelled Grenade (RPG)
    Me : *This girl must be playing Call Of Duty of her entire spare time*

  • @JustCallMeEevee
    @JustCallMeEevee Před 3 lety +3

    (3:24)
    Hey, Len simps. You are in real trouble.
    Edit: Hi. I came back to thank you for introducing me to this character. I have so many ideas for her and Len, (I like to torture my favorite characters, and Len is one of them.) but most of them would contribute to the number one problem in the community I’m in. (Yes, THAT topic. I hate seeing it or hearing about it though, so I wouldn’t be comfortable making it into a video anyway, if I consider doing animation.)
    However, I found a song that I would like to make a cover with her, (The lyrics to iNFeCTioN by CircusP really work towards Tei if we direct the message of her “love” [mostly] to Len instead of the user of the PC the program is on.) but I need to see the system requirements if there’s any, and see if it works on my Mac, which is old. but anyway thanks again for concerning moments with my parents, and 13+ stories. :3

  • @gremlinteddy
    @gremlinteddy Před 3 lety +12

    0:49 wdym weird? that's my boi gabe

  • @reiimouse
    @reiimouse Před 4 lety +151

    Tei is litteraly the representation of like Half of the vocaloid fandom(Len Fangirls)!
    and also if Tei hates all Vocaloids,why does she love Len?

    • @mycommentisgonnaruinyourday122
      @mycommentisgonnaruinyourday122 Před 4 lety +34

      Probably the weird yandere thing "This boy is the only thing left in my life!"

    • @BonnieNakagawa
      @BonnieNakagawa Před 4 lety +13

      How did I find you here?! Anywho, Tei is like a character of the past. If she was released now, the fandom probably wouldn't think of her the way they did when she actually was released. She has not aged too well with time. That doesn't mean her voicebank in of itself is bad though.

    • @reiimouse
      @reiimouse Před 4 lety +11

      @@BonnieNakagawa Hi!
      I Know,I love her voice but she has an unhealthy obsession with Len,and so I said she was the Representent of Len's Fangirls (You will get the joke!)

    • @annaferns1840
      @annaferns1840 Před 4 lety +11

      That's the joke. The folks who designed her wanted to make her character annoying to the average NND fan. So we have a school uniform (coz many anime characters have those), the white hair, the touching, the yandere, yada yada.

    • @reiimouse
      @reiimouse Před 4 lety +2

      @@annaferns1840 Ok Thanks!

  • @pixelpudding3914
    @pixelpudding3914 Před 4 lety +187

    This isn’t a meme or anything but Kyammi’s Mawarine Shuu cover of Rolling Girl is sick

  • @inotrai3690
    @inotrai3690 Před 3 lety +3

    2:09 oml i love her voice

  • @NikkiWiki
    @NikkiWiki Před rokem +2

    Whoever decided to make a Squidward voicebank needs to be awarded a medal of honor